A school shooter is hugged out of his chance in the history books. A husband and wife in Louisiana decide to start making their own porn, with a twist! A man jerks off with his own shit. I CAN'T MAKE THIS UP PEOPLE. Slam this episode in your ears or risk being left out forever.

Featured Hunk: Keanon Lowe hugs it out

Scumbag of the Week:

• Dennis and Cynthia Perkins
• Zuckertroll

Shouts Out:

• Joker Breaks Records

Manalytics:

• Scientists propose that men are funnier than women
• America continues to be Hell for black people
• Google quantums upon us
• Crabs are smort