“It’s not the years honey, it’s the Milage”. Truer words were never spoken, as it’s been 15 years since Crystal Skull, but that Indiana Jones train keeps on rolling! The Dial of Destiny is in theaters and boy oh boy do the Rivera Brothers have thoughts! AAWA Charlie realizes, “that’s no moon, it’s a space station……oh wait no, it is a moon. A REBEL MOON!” Zack Snyder serves up his upcoming bootleg Star Wars flick, while Jon dons the fedora and climbs on into the elevator to “whip”-up an Indiana Jones pitch of his own!