Gary and Shannon open the show by jokingly outing Elmer as the studio’s Space Heater Narc before jumping into breaking news out of Minneapolis, sports outrage, questionable PR naming, and a growing backlash against nonstop digital life. • Space Heater Narc: Elmer’s fire hazard warning brings engineering into the studio and earns him a new title.
• Minneapolis Incident: A man sprays Rep. Ilhan Omar with an unknown substance—and questions swirl after she keeps engaging.
• Belichick Snub: Bill Belichick misses the first-ballot Hall of Fame, sparking outrage and Tom Brady speculation.
• Operation Midnight Hammer: Gary and Shannon break down absurd military PR naming—and Gary offers his own alternative.
• The Offline Club: A growing movement ditches smartphones entirely, forcing people to live without digital backup.

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