Father Knows Worst: Recent Episodes

Phil Cormier

Phil and his teenage daughter Mari, talk about the world, themselves, being a teenager, music, culture, and anything else that comes to mind. They make some sense but mostly nonsense in this deep and shallow, serious and funny podcast. It's fun.

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Father's Day, what's happenin', I have bugs, panhandlers, Oh Canada, Cape Cod, South Dakota and more. 

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We are back, the usual nonsense, We play Rate 'Em, we're Portuguese, we talk vaccine experience, the nose ring, school, Australia has a mouse problem.

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I like this one...Rank 'em, Jlo and celebrities, a look into the future, facial care, pancakes, trip to grocery store, cologne, 90 day fiance, smart animals.

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Driving me crazy, the vaccine, Christmas movies, my unanswered texts, the doctor calls in, my surgery, The Social Dilemma movie, vaping, dorm spirits, Spotify vs. Napster.

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Just throwing out thoughts post election and some other little stories on this quick solo episode. 

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Mari returns, college, nose piercing, the debates, The Office, May December romance, love or money, my head wound, Green Acres and Eva Gabor.

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Somebody's missing, just the facts Ma'am, the country, the debates, Tulsi explains, I made soup, its fall, climate change.

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College Bound and a little reminiscing, Mari's a witness, watch out for those compliments, culture changes, genetically modified mosquitoes, heart vs. brain.

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My Covid test experience, cancel culture, virtue signaling, fruit flies, relationship warnings, college is coming, making her mark, popular and unpopular states.

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We talk about my potential ice cream invention, stars and space, aliens and ghosts, high school graduation, animal videos I like, five questions and much more.

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10 Questions, high school is over, more quarantine and coronavirus talk, killer bees, love thy neighbor.

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More corona, why no TP?, my butter is woke, smart monkey, I smell onions, some facts, John Prine RIP.

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Have to talk coronavirus of course and it's impact, our trip to Disney and Universal, I eat poke, mononucleosis, Lenten sacrifices and a little about the presidential race.

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Drive like me, spicy vegan, college, tattoo you, don't go there, safe and not so safe vacation spots, we're both adults.

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Nothing great happened, best of's, Dunkin' romance, best TP and the history of toilet paper and this and that.

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Back after a long time, we react to the intersting Game Changers documentary. Also talk Thanksgiving facts and college.

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We thank veterans, talk fast food, Bozo The Clown, most dangerous jobs, Felicity Huffman, and smart animals.

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Questions and more questions, take your pick, what's my style, Beyond Burgers, and lots more.

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Country Music, documentaries, toxic makeup, child prodigies, woodchucks and bees.

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I learn some internet lingo, we talk Beetlejuice, Obama's summer playlist, Trump's summer playlist, and reaction videos.

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People aren't changing their underwear, Impossible burger review, more facts, Mari lectures me on the environment, and who pays for a first date?

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This week we give teen advice and talk about my dwindling height, uncommon jobs, paper towel equality, aliens and area 51, and the Green River Music Festival. Enjoy!

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Happy 4th, hippies, fireworks, Beyond Burgers, movie review, Nike controversy.

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Our 50th Podcast! Fathers Day, ants, annoying habits, Elton John, The Rifleman, color blind, David Ortiz, execution style.

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We're back. We have a movie review, and we talk about the most dangerous animals, college, cheese under the influence of hip-hop, Ted Bundy, spiders and some other things I can't remember right now. 

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People get a little too crazy about Star Wars, T for Texas, Phobias, cheek engineering, colonoscopy fun, I've said it.

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A good place for your first listen. To fill a hiatus, some short clips of past episodes and a weak interview with the President.  Enjoy.

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Real facts and other facts, Taco Bell saves lives, cheese tossing, Arizona, I'm overweight, streaming services rip off.

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Know your chicken, Mari is a busy teen, smartest SAT states, best desserts, the more pushups the better, goodbye with the funk.

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Guilty pleasures, Grammy's, Three Identical Strangers, I was wrong, throwing sticks, nature vs nurture.

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Real production value!  NFL weekend, party time, most popular dog names, exercise for your brain, Mari and the Sox. 

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Merry Christmas, Christmas traditions, Mari talks about saving dolphins and whales, the country's worst drivers. 

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Not so Superstore, Mari plays parent in the 5 mile walk to school, Oscar talk, Old tweets can haunt you.

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A rebuttal to last weeks episode where we detailed how women are superior, it's equal time for the men.  Also Thanksgiving is coming and other stuff as well.

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14 Things women do better than men. We don't have a special show. Mari didn't vote. Movie night.  

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Gender free tissues, baby names, dead cookies, Starbucks, World Series, Twenty One Pilots and we're one year old!

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I'm the next Denny Terrio, news, Columbus again, 10 questions.

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Back from hiatus, Mari wants me to rub garlic on my head, life questions, best and worst candy, our great leaders. Enjoy.

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Our first ever critical music review show.  We listened to the most downloaded song on three recently released highly rated albums my various music magazines, and gave our opinion.  We need to work our opinions because they were very vague.  Anyway there is that and our usual nonsense talk about Mari, dead animals on the highway, driving and eating. Enjoy.

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Here it is! 14 things to do in the teenage years. Wearing glasses makes my world smaller. Get off your phone! Another waitress likes me. Sesame seeds. Vegan restaurant review.  Does money make you worse? 

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Like A1 sauce for a mediocre steak, this one has sound bites and sound effects to enhance the product. Man vs woman, pay equality, mansplaining, when eyebrow issues cause fights, a weird commercial and other mildly intriguing tidbits.

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I love Canadians, Badlands, stereotyping through gum chewing, a salad ruined. 

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Bieber's engaged, killa cereal, coffee is healthy - so they say, jet setting Mari, be nice to your waiter.

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We talk about our flamboyant but very nice waiter, me going bizarre foods, a movie review of Won't You Be My Neighbor, our favorite nuts, Cheech and Chong and more.

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Comedian Linda Belt joins the show.  We talk about her pre-comedy life, her influences, her start at open mics to headlining, the business of comedy and being on stage. Enjoy! 

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Mari's back and I cement my old guy status with my inability to use Siri.  Also Jane Goodall, meditation pods, dollars and Presidents.   

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We do the podcast with a "live" audience, or least they were once. Sunday adventure, candle smelling, Christmas movies, numerology, a special meal and high jinks galore.

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This weeks show is a little different than usual. Functional nutritionist Evelyn DeDominicis joins the show. We cover a lot of different topics...the good foods, the bad foods, food pairings, Keto, Paleo, fasting, shopping, food labeling and more. 

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Mari changed her career path this week. Deciphering the overly pretentious job descriptions that are out there, the top and bottom smells of life.

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Mari was sick, so for the 25th episode we held off the minor celebration and put out a short one for the people. We had no plan, just winged it, so we did a little fashion talk, shoe talk, and what it's like being in big time show biz.

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Our trip to Nashville reviewed, one of the strangest commercials of all time, every accent I do turns southern, more teenage driving.

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We're in a rush, doggie has soul, the dirty dozen and clean fifteen fruits and vegetables, athletes foot cocktail, a little singing.

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A deeper astrology diagnosis, and all kinds of other exciting tidbits.

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So we talk about a glass eyed detective, living to 200, real world subjects in school, show stuff and more. 

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Waitress issues, Phil tries a new food, bean chips, snoring, little lies.

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Pouring scalding hot water down your throat may have consequences, McDonald's - I'm lovin' it, more driving, that's my cousin, not my wife.

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I had a dream. Would Mari spend her money wisely? Alexa.  Self improvement.

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We play a game called how old is too old? Things we do when we're alone, an interesting new toy, and a degree in yodeling among other things.

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Back from a week off we talk Superbowl hangover, The Grammy Awards, Mari's driving, old guys with baseball hats, crying in front of a handsome man. 

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Learning to drive, news is bad, eating manners, intestinal fortitude.

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Lonely restaurant, The Greatest Showman, cremation as a seasoning, and my Ninja among other things...

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Surprise for dinner, Golden Globe, shout outs, yes I said that, sleepover time, recommendations.

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We kind of have the Post New Year blues, we talk trips, recommendations, and the reason my tree died.

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We give you some bonus content. For free! A short one to fill the Holiday Gap.  No preparation, no ideas, we just wing it. Enjoy and thanks!

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A lot about the Holidays and a few other things to round out our 10th episode.  Thanks for listening to Father Knows Worst!

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Truth in advertising...probably not one of our better ones, but you can decide! We talk dog vs cat intelligence, right handed vs left handed, my birthday, super moon, "fire" is really good, and show ratings. 

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We talk Cracker Barrel, smitten waitress, holidays, goatees and goat yoga, and that guy who is shooting himself into space.

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Special guest Abe Lincoln. We talk about good Bill Gates, stolen tires and a greasy breakfast, why Mari doesn't want my car, listen to some ASMR, and my rhythm. Abe Lincoln never showed up.

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This one starts out on a serious note or two then we get into neighbor jilt, Phil's pop downloads, Mari's love of her school, tattoos, and nature movies that Phil only has mild recollections of.

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Pontificating, saving room for dessert, potatoes au naturale, Mari saw a vampire, milky tea.

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A little astrology, overrated fruit, a statue in my honor, and more smells.

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More sushi, Marcus Welby, aliens, time travel, your food smells and we don't understand conspiracies.