This Week in Anguish:

• Is on strike until the Canucks make peace with Rachel Doerrie, Brock Boeser, and you know what? Troy Stecher, too. 

• Failing that, we will abandon these lofty principles and return to the digital airwaves as soon as both co-hosts dig themselves out from the angsty work piles they've become buried under. 

• Doctors are calling it a high morale sprain, and the prognosis is week-to-week.

• All currently captured Tears in Rain have been hermetically sealed for safekeeping and will be aired later in the month.

xoxo,

Tris and Ardella