This week in anguish:
To paraphrase the dearly departed Jim Benning: "Why isn't anyone talking about Dennis Kearns?" We remedy that in an exhaustive yet bracingly brief retrospective of significant Canuck rearguards.
Ardella dusts off the Canucks Trophy Case, and takes us from the ballyhooed heights of Harts and Lindsays to the depths of the Mark Messier Leadership Award.
Tristan gets his ankles stuck in some bog-standard hockey names, struggling with such basics as Aloysius, Börje, and Dougan.
The Connecticut weather report: flurries of fluff this week, followed by showers of scholarly preparation the next.