This week in anguish:

  • We sharpen our number 2 pencils and dive into the Canucks salary cap...woes? Situation, at the very least. In the end, we just list our signing priorities in order of how much we like them as people, and then insult them all with lowball offers. 

  • Petey can do everything, Quinn can do most things, but he can't do that, and Markstrom shines on and off the ice at this year's All-Star weekend. 

  • The Canucks Time Machine sends us struggling to stay afloat in the Smythe division in 1991, witnessing the birth of the West Coast Express in 2001, and basking in the confident quotes of the 2011 team at the All-Star break. 

  • How Did I Not Know That? The Salary Cap Edition.

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