Farewell Sigi!  But who does Seattle get next?  For that matter, where does Sigi go next?  And how did NYCFC score 5 goals in the same match?  What's the deal with Fabian Castillo?  Why is olympic soccer starting tomorrow?  Has the expansion fee really increased to $200 million?   We ponder all of those mysteries and what exactly is the deal with Dippin' Dots in the latest Straight Red.

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