Here at the Bait Camp Think Tank, we study things others just can’t explain, like Texas hockey. Well I’m no beauty consultant, but one day, somebody walked into a room somewhere and announced, “I’ve thought of the perfect name for our new lady’s store – we’ll call it The Dress Barn!” How do these things happen? No one knows, but there it is. A corn fed idea like this hangs suspended in midair, while everyone nods and agrees. And while it may be Giddy-up Glamour to some, it could also be the best part of Morning in America. Push Button. Watch Podcast. Wash hands.