Anti-surveillance makeup that imitates the contrasting stripes of dazzle camouflage is as perennially popular as it is impractical. It plays into a fantasy of an individualistic fashion statement serving as effectual tech resistance, while perpetuating the neoliberal insistence on "personal responsibility" as the response to every crisis.  Read more essays on living with technology at https://reallifemag.com and follow us on Twitter @_reallifemag.