2:10 Never take advice from Gwenyth Paltrow on vaginal hygiene. 4:55 Yes, I know boys don’t have vaginas. 7:10 Vampire facial – ummm, it’s a thing. 9:40 Speaking up for science and trying weird stuff. 11:30 The science of pop culture. 14:30 The religion of Detox. 16:00 DIY home fecal transplant – it’s as disturbing as you are imagining. 17:45 Hate mail and fighting celebrities on-line. 22:20 Tim’s 6 tips for healthy living. 26:00 The best coffee in the world is in Alberta. Honestly.

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