John doesn’t study herpetology, Alison knows lots of words, and Liz goes first.

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Content warnings this episode: Games, SMOFs

• If I Ran the Zoo… Con
  • PDF version
  • Hard copy from NESFA
• Bidding Phase:
  • 3401 Pre-Supporting Memberships by Leslie Turek
  • 5501 Kill the Wabbit by Priscilla Olson, John Pomeranz, Leslie Turek, Mark Olson
• Planning Phase:
  • 2201 The “Relationship” by Priscilla Olson, Mark Olson
  • 5901 We’re in the Money by Glenn Glazer, Leslie Turek
    • Modest food
    • Privy’s props
    • Privy’s cast
• At-Con Phase:
  • 701 The Lady and the Snake by Mark Olson, Leslie Turek
  • 1101 The Dungeon Master by Joe Rico
  • 2901 The BNF by Priscilla Olson, Fred Isaacs, Leslie Turek
• Credits
  • Cover art: “Game of Privies” by Alison Scott
    • Alt text: John, Alison and Liz are on a large privy holding drinks with a snake wrapped around the privy. Speech bubbles surround them: “Have you seen my emotional support python?” “The perfect spot for the old pharts photo”, “It’s another ‘what if…’ episode”, and “Oi! There’s a queue here mate”. A banner with “Punctuation Worldcon 2030” appears at the top and the words “Octothorpe 99” appear at the bottom.
  • Theme music: “Fanfare for Space” by Kevin MacLeod (CC BY 4.0)

Points at the end of each phase:

PhasePeopleFinancialGoodwillBidding201Planning541At-Con657