Rob Talks To Himself: Recent Episodes

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Rob talks to himself as he slowly declines into madness.

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HELL YEAH DUDE BACK IN THE GOSH DARN SADDLE FOR A RIP ROARING 15, CYA.

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Get yourself comfortable.

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Rob talks to ChatGPT.

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Sorry I had to cut this short due to a thirty second warning. Assumed you didn't actually want to know how it went. If you did, it was fine :)

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Rob is very much having Sunday evening thoughts.

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Rob is reporting live(ish).

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Rob's walking again.

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Rob's in Spain.

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Rob went swimming.

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Rob is full.

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Rob talks again.

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Rob rambles.

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Rob has a nice time.

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Yeah.

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Take no notice.

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Recorded after the bonus episode you're going to get at some point soon (when I edit it)... look at us, we're in love.

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Rob talks to himself again.

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Rob is back and sorry and joined by Sax, Gordon Waterstone, Kyle, Charles, Lydia, Ella, Young George, Lauren, Alice and Alice.

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Rob talks about sleep and Bryan Johnson.

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Back on schedge.

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Sorry I'm late..........

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Dave's here.

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Hi, sorry for the delay. Lots of edits. It's a bit windy at times. I didn't think about it at the time. There's some funny moments and some beautiful moments too.

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Forgot to hit upload.

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On form again, as you were.

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Rob is tired but finds some rhythm in doing a tier list.

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Rob is hungover and talks to sheep and some other stuff.

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Rob is interviewed by ChatGPT.

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Another two part'er.

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I win.

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Rob's back again, no wind!

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Singapore noodles emptied inside my trousers.

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Apols about the gusts, it gets better. Such is life.

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Happy birthday, Dave.

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David Daniel Stuart Bingham

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Sorrrrrrry.

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Hello

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Back.

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Standard hijinks.

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Christmas rundown and M&S Combo mix discussion.

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Rob's back again.

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Sorry for the delay, I've been out.

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Rob talks to himself.

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Hello again.

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I'm tired. Listen to Meridian Brothers and Jackie Chan with me.

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Rob doesn't remember what he talked about. Sure it'll be fine.

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I'm not surprised.

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Rob's back for a 140th time.

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Rob talks to himself again.

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Rob went to a wedding.

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Rob forgets to upload the podcast in the morning.

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Rob talks about elite sport.

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Weird one but quite good.

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Rob is at the beach talking nonsense.

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Rob talks about his weekend.

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This one isn't particularly funny but that's okay.

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Rob talks about the Queen and a shocker he had on Saturday night.

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Happy belated.

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Night out, Morning walk.

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Caught it by sucking on one too many elf bars.

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Rob goes for a walk while it's still sunny.

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Take a walk with Rob.

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Battered by the Bourg.

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Rob has a quick moan.

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Rob has some beers with Ags, forgive us both.

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Droppin darts and ripping farts.

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Rob does his best Peter Alliss for qualifying day.

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Rob talks to himself in an eversoslight gust.

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Rob talks about Top Gun: Maverick and stuff

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Rob talks to himself again.

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That was only practice week.

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Actual podcast.

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I, for one, welcome our Russian robot overlords.

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Rob's birthday...

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Rob talks to himself again but it gets better after about 5 minutes.

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Rob talks to himself at the beach again.

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Rob talks about family dinner, chirstmas/spring parties and dying of old age.

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We all hung out at a coffee shop called poopies up on the strip.

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Rob reviews a new biscuit and farts twice.

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Rob talks about arguing with his mother about nonsense.

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Rob does two very important reviews.

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Rob talks about the weekend and reviews The Batman.

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Rob talks with Kunal and Toby.

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Rob talks to himself as he navigates a downward trajectory.

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Rob reports live from McDonald's drive thru.

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Rob disses a few people while talking about his weekend.

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Rob is a lil scared.

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Rob talks to himself. Lovely.

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Rob talks bollocks for the 99th time.

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Rob talks about his flight and not really his holiday.

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Rob talks about his novelty Xmas pants, swearing on zoom and looking like a pervert.

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Rob finds another mad part of the Internet.

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Rob's back and he has a slow five minutes then it all goes off. Ya boy's back.

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New year, probably worse pod.

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Oops, forgot to record... here's the definitive sad boy Christmas recap.

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Rob returns.

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Rob talks his Spotify Wrapped among other things.

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Rob talks about his trip to London.

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Rob talks about how tired he is among other things.

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Rob discusses an uncomfortable time in the toilet and gives a strange review of Dune.

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Rob talks about all manner of bollocks for the 86th time.

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Rob goes live on Twitch and talks bollocks for a bit. He then chats to a guy called Abdallah.

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A bonus/compensatory episode where Rob reminisces about underage drinking and Tinie Tempah.

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Rob does the podcast with his eyes closed.

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Rob talks to himself about religion and really poorly reviews "No Time To Die".

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Rob, with the help of Jackie Chan, talks about his mental breakdown over the weekend.

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Rob talks about all kinds of nonsense; asmr, Facebook, fire emojis and juveniles almost certainly in the possession of ASBOs.

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Rob discusses his belly and the film Copshop (five stars).

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Rob is joined by Andy Lean, Glen Buckley, Lewis Keggin, Fi Cregeen, Nicole Stevens, Pye and AGS.

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Rob runs through his favourite drinks while lying in bed giving you all the production quality you've come to expect. Sorry about the intro.

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Rob talks about his debut in Peggy's celebrating Young George's birthday.

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Rob poorly explains the plot of Free Guy which ironically wasn't free.

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Rob talks about friends moving away being sad but ultimately it being okay because you might just win an arm wrestle.

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Rob is joined by Ags for a chat in the rain (which ultimately drowned Rob's phone).

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Rob talks about his experience in 'Town' and nearly cries when talking about how much he loves his friends.

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Rob sits outside looks at the stars and talks about how LinkedIn can suck his balls.

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Rob walks home drunk and contented.

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Rob is joined by two of the very best men for a quick roundtable.

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Rob talks a lot about football but in a way that is hopefully not alienating to those who don't give a tupenny toss about football.

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Rob talks about being happy and the recent exploits of the England football team.

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Rob tiredly talks about how he'd stomp Dora the Explorer into the ground.

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Rob reports in from an undisclosed location to talk about his weekend and gets attacked by his cat.

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Rob talks about an unfortunate fridge disaster and going to a party on the weekend.

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Rob talks about his failed day off and how he's a terrible guy when it comes to paying rent.

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Rob talks about girls making TikToks on the golf course and rambles about social media.

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Rob rambles some bollocks about custard and vampires.

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Rob discusses his birthday which involved a dispute in a church and crisp related relapse.

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Rob gives an accurate tier listing of the best cereals around.

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Rob tries not to pass out under his duvet before discussing why TV endings are generally underwhelming à la Line of Duty.

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Featuring discussion and cameos from; Young George, Jack Snidal, James Costain, Dillon Killeen, Alex Watson, Adam Young, Dominic Mead, Nicole Stevens and Sax.

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Rob gives an update on his mental state and discusses the newly proposed European Super League.

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Rob reminisces about his youth and discusses how that's all we really want.

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Rob talks about his Easter and the Knives Out extended universe.

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Rob discusses his return to Tinder and how it's now a marketing platform for the fledgling podcast.

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Rob talks about all the reasons why he loves his mother.

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Rob talks about how good he feels and gives an overview on a recent visit to Omegle.

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Rob is joined Young George and Emily to discuss important topics like the ultimate meal deal and the maddest thing they've seen while on holiday.

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Rob talks about the COVID rumour mill and grizzly bears.

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Rob talks to himself about the perils of getting a takeout in a family setting.

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Rob goes on a frankly questionable journey through the TikToks of his island home.

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Rob talks about a glitch in the matrix and his lack of control on life.

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Rob talks to himself about a fairly downtrodden few days he's had.

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Rob talks bollocks on his lunch about the madness of the world.

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Rob discusses the act of cleaning his room after a long and undisclosed period of time. He then talks about the female versions of Premier League managers.

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Rob gives an update on life in lockdown and discusses his Facebook video addiction.

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Rob talks about his not quite super, but 'alright' powers.

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Rob talks about going into a second lockdown.

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Rob talks about his Christmas, why the pantomime didn't happen and being ashamed about his actions at the vending machine today.

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Rob talks about not showering for 52 hours and details his Christmas food tier list.

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Rob has one beer and is embarrassingly excitable.

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Rob talks about his work Christmas drinks, Die Hard, Home Alone and Gerard Houllier.

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Rob talks about his waning adherence to his will to remain healthy over the winter months.

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Rob races against time and his ailing laptop battery to discuss the nation's favourite Celebrations.

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Rob talks to himself about how there's no cool music to accidentally blare out loud. Also, he talks about his love for the people at Costa and Gillian Anderson.

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Rob talks to himself about Christmas coming too early, the John Lewis advert and a recently published list of the UK's favourite crisps.

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A little Sunday bonus podcast for you. Rob talks to himself about listening to the Art of War by Sun Tsu as well the Sunday blues.

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Rob talks about the COVID vaccine and how he'd reward the scientists behind it.

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Rob talks to himself about going north of the Fairy Bridge, getting ill and being a simp.

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Rob talks about his child minding debut as well as his recent self destructive eating habits.

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Rob talks about his week off work and his struggles with a burgeoning addiction to watching TikTok videos.

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Rob talks about his trip to the dentist and families different to his own.

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Rob talks about eating his way to a hangover and thirst posts.

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Rob learns of a man whose middle name is Goodenough. Also does a Mr Kipling tier list.

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Rob talks to himself about his distaste for those that are a little too interested in what you're eating. There is also discussion of a recent catastrophe in toilet.

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Rob talks about his catastrophic eating habits and takes a cow breed test.

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Rob talks about (not) sharing food, David Settrey's Carling Card and putting his own foot in his mouth.

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In honour of this podcast's biggest fan.

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Rob talks about further failures in personal hygiene, global warming and failed bank holidays.

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Rob tells a story about a young man whose life he accidentally changed.

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Rob argues the virtues of spiders while bemoaning a recent infestation of flies in his house. He also reveals himself to be a petty git.

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Rob discusses a local legend and offers an inarguable crisp tier list.

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Rob tells an embarrassing story of failed business ventures and failed personal hygiene.

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Rob takes the Myers Briggs personality test and can't handle the results.

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Rob has a drink in the kitchen by himself and decides he should do an impromptu podcast.

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Rob talks about completing the 3 Peaks Challenge.

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Rob talks to himself about his mystery ailments and drinking habits.

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Rob phones in to his own podcast to answer some questions from the listeners.

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Rob talks to himself outside about his rotten duvet and Instagram.

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Rob has a nightmare trying to talk to himself. Ends up talking about how the lockdown is over.

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Rob talks to himself about avoiding social situations and bodily functions.

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Rob sits in the sun and talks to himself about McDonald's, Earbuds and getting hacked across multiple platforms.

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Rob talks about growing old (again) and how he's not a natural athlete.

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Rob talks to himself at the beach before ranting about ornaments on cakes.

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Rob talks about the rollercoaster that is Tinder and how his auntie cannot bake.

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Rob discovers he's not the physical specimen he had believed himself to be.

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Rob talks bollocks for about 20 minutes and meets a perky little Robin in the process.