**After missing the boat for nearly six years, Matt finally played Goat Simulator and saw for himself what drew people to this charming virtual caprine.

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Transcript: https://docs.google.com/document/d/10fTz3t7TE9U_jXLGVJL13tJ3J93UXshrKq7I8Kn4CVk/edit?usp=sharing

Intro and outro music by Joseph McDade: https://josephmcdade.com

*Intro - 0:00

Joke turned real game - 1:13

Peak goat simulation - 2:53

Mutators and other extras - 6:20

Conclusion - 8:49

Outro - 9:38*