It's been 2 years, 7 months, and 5 days under the strong and reliable guidance of Dark Brandon, who continues to scare the GOP with things like low unemployment, a growing economy, and controlled inflation. Thankfully, the GOP is here to yell at each other and decide nothing in the meantime. Other Titles Considered * Specialized Rocks * Venruski Perogi * Specialized Rocks * Genderless Wieners

Special Show Links: * Mugshotted, Trump’s veneer of immunity cracked. Yet his wrath is bottomless https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/aug/25/trump-fulton-county-jail-mugshot-republicans-2024 * Miriam "Penny" Hopper, Induction Abortion Survivor https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI7tPwpJT6k * Yevgeny Prigozhin obituary https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/aug/25/yevgeny-prigozhin-obituary * Secret Service identified potential missing text messages on phones of 10 individuals https://www.cnn.com/2022/07/22/politics/secret-service-investigators-text-messages/index.html