It's 1,275 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Administration, provided the US Constitution still exists then. In the meantime, Ghislaine Maxwell is pursuing a pardon/immunity over the Epstein files, seeing as people can't be sent to prison for evidence that definitely doesn't exist, and turned in over 100 names in a partial immunity deposition (tf?!). Also, Micro Johnson made headlines in the new South Park episode and decided that the House August recess begins in July now.Other Titles Considered* Partial Temporary Immunity * Fascism Any Percent Speedrun * Jizz Hands * Head for HR

Special Show Links:* House speaker starts August recess early to avoid Jeffrey Epstein votes https://ground.news/article/house-speaker-starts-august-recess-early-to-avoid-jeffrey-epstein-votes_e51710?utm_source=mobile-app&utm_medium=newsroom-share * Ghislaine Maxwell talked about ‘100 different people’ during DOJ’s Epstein interview, lawyer says https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/ghislaine-maxwell-epstein-interview-lawyer-doj-b2796295.html * Columbia University agrees to pay more than $220M in deal with Trump to restore federal funding https://apnews.com/article/columbia-trump-deal-00eef5dca9f003e593d2cb151f5cce17?user_email=771d6ac6f68b6f16a377b68580932f4fe424df3070eb4ee06aa6a3339c36a9c2 * Our vanishing infrastructure is bad for our mental health https://medium.com/blog/the-vanishing-infrastructure-of-our-emotional-wellbeing-e41289cbe76a