It's 903 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections becomes more suspect as time goes on. In the meantime, the Canadian returns and threatens another studio bottle, like we'd be scared of that. Next week is a brunchcast because a cool thing is happening on Friday, sorry. Also, Congress runs a Trump-level kangaroo court on Fauci because they've run out of ideas.Other Titles Considered:* Go Flock Yourself * Kill-Dozer V2 * Bob's Burgers Carney

Special Show Links:* Anthony Fauci invokes Fifth Amendment right not to answer questions at GOP-led Covid hearing, calls Rand Paul ‘unhinged’ https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/anthony-fauci-5th-amendment-testify-covid-hearing-rand-paul-rcna589793 * New York sues Kalshi, says prediction market is running ‘illegal gambling operation’ https://www.cnbc.com/2026/07/31/new-york-sues-kalshi-claims-it-is-illegal-gambling-operation.html * Tate brothers arrested in US as further UK charges take total to 59 https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cwymly9yd33o * DOGE Must Face Privacy Suit Over Access to Treasury, OPM Data https://news.bloomberglaw.com/litigation/doge-must-face-privacy-suit-over-access-to-treasury-opm-data-20