It's 916 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections becomes more suspect as time goes on. In the meantime, Mitch McConnell remains undead, Kegbreath decides that gender affirming care is now mandatory for service members, and the president admits his administration had no control over election security.Other Titles Considered:* F/A 18 Buzzball * Smells Like Old Man * Screen Door Security

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