It's 1,008 days until the legally defined end of the 47th Presidency, but the merit of upcoming elections remains suspect. In the meantime, we run a marathon show with a cliffhanger ending! Also, Pete Kegstand quotes Quentin Tarantino instead of the christian bible, and Trump knows less geography than we thought.Other Titles Considered:* Weld on a Nut * Double Assing * Rudely Interrupted

Special Show Links:* The nearly party-line vote of 213-214 shows that Republicans are sticking with the president's military campaign in Iran. Every Democrat except one voted to order an end to the war. https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/house-resolution-end-trumps-war-iran-fails-one-vote-rcna332178 * The Seven Democrats Who Joined Republicans in Opposing Measure to Block Arms Sales to Israel https://time.com/article/2026/04/16/the-seven-senate-democrats-who-caucused-with-republicans-to-continue-arms-sales-to-israel/ * Why the Star-Spangled Banner is Played At Sporting Events https://www.history.com/articles/why-the-star-spangled-banner-is-played-at-sporting-events * History of Title IX https://www.womenssportsfoundation.org/advocacy/history-of-title-ix/