David Bowie: Say there, good chaps and chapettes!  I have a simple, but deceptively profound question to ask of you:

Good Chaps and Chapettes: Lay it on us, Bowie.

David Bowie: Brilliant!  So here goes-

Bob Dylan: Heeeeeeeey, Bob Dylan here, also with a question to ask of everyone.

Good Chaps and Chapettes: Hi Bob!  Well, as long as it's an incredible coincidence and the question is the same as David's...we suppose, because we have a ton of stuff to do around the yard today and we're not made of time, you know.

David Bowie: Should we just say it together, Bob, on the count of 3?

Bob Dylan: Is that on 3, or just after 3?

David Bowie: ON 3, man.

Bob Dylan: Stop yelling at me.

David Bowie and Bob Dylan: 1...2...HOW DEEP ARE THE CUTS?

Chaps and Chapettes: Our open wounds or musical tracks?

David Bowie: Most of my musical tracks ARE open wounds, metaphorically, well, anyway, we mean music.

Bob Dylan: a. DEEEP cuts?

David Bowie: b. DEEEEP cuts?

Bob Dylan: c. DEEEEEP cuts?

David Bowie: Or d. DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP CUUUUUUTS?

Chaps and Chapettes: No all of the above option?  We feel it should be all of the above, on this very special 60th podcast extravaganza edition of Bowie vs. Dylan.