Grant and Parker kick off the new year with some resolutions for the TCU football team. Also in this episode: Texas fired Tom Herman, TCU added some depth to the quarterback room, and why Big 12 fans shouldn't care about a conference bowl sweep.

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*"The fast guys get paid, they shoot, they score

Protect them, Buddy, that's what you're here for*

*Protection is what you're here for

Protection-it's the stars that score

Protection-kick somebody's ass"*

-Warren Zevon