Brand New Beale With It. Papa Beale is back with yet another brand new slice of the EastEnders pie with Episode 58!

Is EastEnders on some sort of creative high right now? Gunny returns. Slaters are leaving in the slowest escape of all time. Max and Ruby are literally married after a weekend. Stu is a lovely rogue securing dates. The 'Great' Phil Mitchell returns for roughly 1 minute before being knocked out. Adam/Habiba is still a thing. PATRICK RETURNS WITH A WIFE.

And of course, we have another dose of Albert Bear-Off this week along with another deep dive in to the world of the EastEnders Reddit page.