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Gregr's Nerd Talk - summing up what went down in Seattle, for the nerds, and on the internet every weekday morning! As heard on 107.7 The End.
Gerg is confused about sandwiches bc he is a simple idiot. Ceej is busy surprise-kissing people and surprisingly you don't need to worry about him being a creep! And what happens when you go out of the country for medical supplies? Join in on the fun on our socials at nerdtalkplus.com <- that's a link tree so you can find all our dumb stuff!
GREAT news! In just the next four-ish years, the cost of sending your poops to space should come way down! Also I guess you could send other stuff but that's where our mature minds go. Where are you at with Jimothy Summer? Also, forget strippers on the pole, we've got a whole new monster. Thanks for your support - feel free to join in here nerdtalkplus.com
Get out your gators and lets see some weird birds, Nerd Talk+ travels to Florida to drink in the morning and make podcasts and trouble. Please be advised that the editing for this is rough and some dodgy stuff gets through and you're gonna live and so are we (maybe). Thanks or your support, enjoy the bonus episode! nerdtalkplus.com
Look, we recorded this a couple weeks ago and these are my only notes: Logeria One of Branden’s momsNot sure what either of those means, but good luck! Thanks for hanging out with us at nerdtalkplus.com!
We've got a banger for Question of the Week with a variety of host answers but we want to hear yours! Holler at us with your answer to the 3 inch problem at nerdtalkplus.com <- that's our linktree with ways to reach us. We actually did a fair amount of Nerd Talk this week including an app we want to get everyone onto. As always, thanks for giggling with us!
Here's an amazing quote from this episode that basically sums the whole thing up: "You guys ever participated in someone’s real life nightmare? Because this is super fun!" RIP Gerg. This is the episode he never expected. What a joy. We ask every week, but if you could please comment after listening, Ceej is dying to know: nerdtalkplus.com to get in touch with us - it's a linktree with all our links.
Click bait title, I get it, but it is literally (I can't remember if we used the sound effect or not) a question of the week! Which do you think Gerg and Ceej talked about more this episode: furries or cloacas... cloacae? Thanks for cruising along with us! Join is at nerdtalkplus.com!
We're writing a memoire: 'Even sad birds fly, Greg - the Gerg Story' hopefully out this autumn. It's just Ceej and Gerg this week so weird stuff get's said like "I have to be erect for science." Gerg reads human penis size wikipedia page and we get to the question of the year, of the week! Oh and you might win the win the Golden Gergirth award! More about us at nerdtalkplus.com!
Good news! Branden confirmed that ducks are birds but in a way that involves butts. Also, we think we found a new phrase to describe what you call that feeling pre-$100. Also, an animal that create it's own custard! OH OH OH BONUS MATERIAL: Mother Brother (Branden's Mom) joins the pod! MY GAWD!!! nerdtalkplus.com to participate or ask questions for the nonsense we spout.
Well then, one member of the show is on his way to becoming the first person smote by God since at least the old testament - who could it be?! New game alert: Is Branden the jerk or was it the fart? And we cover the profound concept that sexy doesn't necessarily mean attractive. Look how much science and technology we covered... Join the fun at nerdtalkplus.com <- all our socials and links and stuff.
Hello new friends to the pod - we're trying really hard to explain all of our absurd stupid jokes that are baked into the DNA of this show as we welcome you into the fold. If there's something you're not sure about, just always assume they're routed in us being immature and gross. If you're still here after that we'll all be just fine! Join in the fun: nerdtalkplus.com <- that's our link tree with socials etc.
Happy birthday, Branden! Only 34 years to go until your biggest birthday ever. Everyone bring your gerg-gourd we're judging zucchinis. I'm gonna be honest, i'm hungover from cooking sake and am giving up on writing this description. See you in hell. Hell -> nerdtalkplus.com.
"Houston, we have a boner" is something I wouldn't say I'm proud to transcribe but also lol what?! We're so overwhelmed by the recent support for the pod and all the great messages and comments. Find us at nerdtalkplus.com to link up on socials and keep up with our stupid antics off-pod. We love making this stupid thing and it's more fun when you're having fun, too!
Celebrating the return of the Artemis II mission, Ceej put together this disaster of a lunch: introducing Fartemis II - a story of the chimichurri adventure and a nacho cheese bidet! nerdtalkplus.com to complain about us to us.
This episode was originally called "Good with the toilet stuff" but our editor (me) decided that would potentially get us (me) into a meeting I don't feel like having... Anyway, everyone abandoned us so it's a Ceej/Gerg episode which means Ceej has a better chance at getting Gerg to say his intrusive thoughts out loud. What could go wrong (besides space kidnapping)? Thanks for finding us online at nerdtalkplus.com.
This week, the pod receives the exact recognition you'd expect us to get and we react exactly like you'd expect. We're Brandenless again so to everyone who wrote in saying our last show was awesome bc we let loose, we're missing the randomness of Branden getting up mid pod, unannounced, to feed his dog (probably). We really do have the best time making this show so thank you for listening and to everyone at PodRanker, thank you for being so generous with your review of our dumb show. Join us here: nerdtalkplus.com!
We cover a lot (of nothing) in this (recorded on) St Paddy's Day episode. From renaming animals to renaming sports teams there's a lot of giggling going on here. Also, we have a new show to debut after the Fat Bachelor this fall! We love you for listening, thank you! Find us here to shout at us online: nerdtalkplus.com OK BYE!
Grab your kid sized ax and lets get eatin' iguana eggs! We dive into the wonderful world of something called Kranch and find a new a smart device that belongs in the butt region of your underwear <- pretty normal episode! As always, thank you for getting weird with us and if you've just arrived from EndMail, we love that you spent a click on us. How about giving us another at nerdtalkplus.com?!
Alright everyone, we obviously need to find a place where adult men can ride ostriches. Oh man, we didn't even consider what a human/ostrich centaur hybrid would look like!!! CAN YOU IMAGINE??? Well forget the rest of this introduction, I've got some googling to do. Who do I think I am? Gravy? Join us online to say sexy things about everyone at nerdtalkplus.com.
In the word's of Ceej - this might be the most Nerd Talk Nerd Talk yet! There's a fair amount of bird talk - more than ever before so this could actually be the first episode of Bird Talk+... tbd. We def uncovered the worst bird ever though, not because of its song or ferocity, rather, because of its hood... Can you please go here and say sexy things about Ceej (or Gerg for pity): nerdtalkplus.com
If you ever thought to yourself "this podcast would be funnier with/could use more Ceej" boy do we have the episode for you! Branden is buffing his Spokane stats by visiting Arizona and Gravy is lost in a dimension that traps digital sound so you're left with this bag of trouble... Thanks for all your fun comments and nonsense at nerdtalkplus.com - you rule!
Buckle up, we're chasing down some wild gothtopus action. We learn that Trix are the skittles of cereal and find out what is the baja blast of birds! This episode was a weird one and we're stoked to have you here listening. Join in the nonsense at nerdtalkplus.com!
Would you be a dragon if you could? Oddly the hold up for the show involves wieners... Shocking. Apologies on the delay, our editor had a sick Space Baby this week and we delayed recording. Also, Branden (not Sanderson) is back, but, Gravy is gone. Thanks for supporting us (and thanks to Kris for telling me our dumb link has been broken for a month) - you can find us here
This might be the first time we recorded the pod then immediately put it out - it must be this new Gerg Diet everyone's talking about! Pastor Ceej is ready to marry you, Branden's storyline has a new definitive twist, and we spent more than HALF the show doing actual Nerd Talk! Tell us we're pretty at nerdtalkplus.com.
Alternate title: Fat Bourdain. Due to a clerical error (Gerg) we took a week off! HOA President Branden is making magic and counting lightsaber's in Disneyland so let the speculation begin about how high he can count! More stuff probably happened, but who can remember that long ago? nerdtalkplus.com to participate and see you on Discord!
Welcome to the Season 5 launch of this silly podcast. We need someone's (free) help designing a stoich-u-lator <- 2nd choice name for this week's episode. We have all the technical troubles that make this pod remarkable but also we got to 1 (one) Nerd Talk story this week so we're really killing it to kick off the new season. Join our Discord: nerdtalkplus.com and thanks for all the fun!
As a gift to our most chaotic character, this episode gets more nude than usual. Thanks for an amazing year of episodes - 49 in total! 2025 had some (un)serious fun from our introduction to Blimp Bizkit, to an epic slumber party, and we even created our own stoichiometry! Make sure to Join our Discord at nerdtalkplus.com and thanks for your support of season 4! See you in season 5.
Gerg Lizard and The Ginger Wizard has given up and is riding out the rest of the year by talking so much about a band he just discovered 10 years late. Also, we're officially not the worst podcast on the internet... well, not the most annoying at least... ok, not the most lying-est probably. We might be all of those things; find out for yourself!! Thanks for a great year so far and pls continue to join in at nerdtalkplus.com! OH AND JOIN OUR DISCORD!!
That's Mr. & Mrs. Huge Poop to you, listener. Well, it's a modern miracle: HOA President Branden is back and he's back in Horse Ghost Manor for a proper haunting. Plus, we found the coolest name in sports and it's not Torger. There's probably more but I've already forgotten, so... good luck! Join in at nerdtalkplus.com <- it just takes you to our socials, maybe you'll buy a house (or horse ghost) from Branden!
Welcome to the Fortress of Attitude where Italians aren't real and Space Godzilla can take on any satellite or suspicious ancient rock formation. We're sending Ceej on his favorite Pokemon to battle the "it's def a comet" not-a-comet that NASA is obsessed with and we all know who is gonna win. Also in the last 30 seconds we realized it's Gravy Week. Happy Thanksgiving you weirdos. We love you so much and love all your comments and nonsense at nerdtalkplus.com.
This is the most actual Nerd Talk we've done on Nerd Talk+ in a hot minute! Don't worry, we still the winners like fast food and a hole lot more ;). Also, a wild Branden appears! Thank you for hanging out with us and thanks for all your comments and responses! Nerdtalkplus.com to participate!
Branden surprises the gang with a plan to create our ghosts - you know since he lives at Horse Ghost Manor, you gotta think there's potential for ghost centaurs... Also, thanks to our youngest ever guest, Violet, for telling us the best joke of the show in a new segment! Join in the fun nerdtalkplus.com!
Everyone shave your head and join the space navy bc someone decided to leave the podcast up to Gerg and Ceej <- that's a pretty good detective duo name... Ok, so what's your personality alignment? Are you familiar with the Good vs Evil and Lawful vs Chaotic scale? Well, we learned that the best example of true neutral is and passed judgement on everyone on the show. Thanks for hanging out! nerdtalkplus.com to tell us yours or if you're listening on Spotify, tell us in the episode comments!
Happy Halloween, nerd! There is a zero percent chance this episode isn't littered with editing errors bc our editor has been too busy to pay attention this week. As always, thank you for supporting us on this very dumb thing we do! nerdtalkplus.com to join in.
Branden is back so that means we're playing America's favorite guessing game: Guinness Time. We're combining two giant conventions into one deadly idea. And Gerg is letting the silverware go to his head. Thanks for hanging out with us! Please leave comments wherever you listen or find us at nerdtalkplus.com
While we strive/struggle to bring you something of some brain value every week, this week we also bring you something HUGE from the depths at the bottom of the brain barrel. If you only have a couple minutes to listen this week, skip ahead to just after the second commercial around 50 minutes in and listen to the most ridiculous butt trumpeting. Thank you, that is all. nerdtalkplus.com for more.
Apologies but we let Gerg go out of town and everything fell apart in his absence. We can't even find, Branden. So look, a couple months after having a visit with Dr Snip and you get to play a fun game involving a cup labeled "POISON." We're pretty sure Gerg won though. Enjoy some actual Nerd Talk for once, but still an inappropriate amount of "other stuff"... Thanks for supporting us and sending us silly/nasty/other messages via nerdtalkplus.com. We really truly love doing this if you couldn't tell and you're a part of that!
On a very mature episode of jk welcome to yet another incredibly juvenile episode where we do at least cover three actual Nerd Talk stories. Someone clean off the white board, we've gone zero days without "an incident." And we play another round of "Did Gerg Remember to Beep it?" Which is a very fun game where Gerg often loses. Good luck! Thanks for playing along with us at nerdtalkplus.com!
We covered even more ground (less) than usual this week with a trip to blimp hell, a new Australian musical instrument, and a new form of math! Ceej joins from the balcony of a fancy Miami hotel room but sadly didn't make the electrifying content we were all hoping for. Next time, Ceej! Thanks for all the support, you make the show even more fun! nerdtalkplus.com to contribute!
It's been a weird week but we're ready to make it weirder with our lies about science! Ol' Gerg Ryan acts like a creep, Ceej is sad, send him pics and memes (nerdtalkplus.com), and Branden is missing again ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ At least Gravy delivers the Nerd Gummy Clusters! Thank you as always for giggling with us - we love you!
We cover a lot of (sticky) ground in this episode - our first with Branden back at the beginning in what feels like forever. Gerg is on the road and exploring his home city, Albugergue in new ways (congrats on #20), we've got book recs, blimps, and a very important business idea! Hop in the Gravitron (also please donate so we can buy a gravitron) we're gonna barf! As always, find us at nerdtalkplus.com
Apologies in advance... Welcome back to our founding member and babiest bird, Branden! Gerg had a scientific advancement and Ceej wants a reenactment video. Enjoy the return, Gregr didn't, the return of Guinness Time! Thanks for being a friend of the pod - feel free to chime in at nerdtalkplus.com!
"Sideshow Bob Ross" was the original name, but then Ceej had a killer line about why we love doing this show. Point of order - this was supposed to be episode 432.5 and then 432.69 (for immature reasons) but the program we use to upload won't let us give episodes non-integer numbers - big eye roll emoji right here. Thanks for participating at nerdtalkplus.com. We love you!
Wild new episode where we explore the duality of mouth, invent karate water, find out about Ceej's new at-home part-time career, and then invent a tasty birth control drug for me! Welcome to Ceej's Karate Hole <- that would be a pretty great name for a podcast on the MLC network. Thanks for your support at nerdtalkplus.com - we're having a blast and its more fun with you!
The return of host favorite, Make it Worse, makes this episode better! My notes just say "Fornicario" so that's probably not safe for work despite me not being able to remember what that was all about. And we found a new convention to attend that never occurred to us but is definitely train adjacent. Good luck, everyone! Thanks for listening and joining in at nerdtalkplus.com <- it's just a linktree.
Be careful what photos you post bc some weirdo on his couch could def be triangulating barbecue from space. What's your flavor of candy that makes you an instant "yes" and what makes you say "no"? We invent yet another new activity for Branden's neighborhood to make his wife feel like we've got this whole parenting thing sorted while she's gone. Also, who left a podcast in charge of children?! This sounds like a job for the Dead Inside Dads!
This week we have good news for Branden and the hams! Perhaps we'll finally find an heir to the airship with a double episode of This Week in Blimp. Just wait until you hear the new theme song and then learn who created it. Pretty fun episode made better with overuse of the word "karate." Thanks for goofing off with us in the comments or on our socials at nerdtalkplus.com <- our link tree
Every week we get closer and closer to buying the Nerd Talk+ blimp - obviously Gravy isn't allowed on it. Like a dirigible without a rudder, we once again try to keep the show going without Branden. One of us went full Florida driver and it's not the Floridian, we imagine the fragrance of the most expensive cheese, and ask the question: is the beard the male BBL? Well then. Thank you for all your fun banter via all our channels that you can find at nerdtalkplus.com
Ceej was in America for this week's pod but it wasn't without issues... BUT we did find him a new girlfriend (and Branden a new step-daddy). Devastating revelation from our favorite aspiring blimp captain. And someone left butt cheek prints on Gerg's neighbor's garage door while his neighbors watched... Thanks for following along at nerdtalkplus.com <- just links to our socials etc..
Happy 6/9 day from Nerd Talk+! The Florida Panthers are winning, Self brother is on fire this episode, Gerg is trying (and failing) to keep it clean, and who wants to see some blimp nuts?! Also, we have a Love Island contestant listening to the pod now!
Not much, but without Branden this week we had to do something. Gerg has a great beard idea. Video games are saving our future but not in an Ender's Game way, this one is much more a coincidence. Some other stuff, too, probably. Cool! More at nerdtalkplus.com we love you!
Branden has certainly been making some home improvements and we can't get enough however it is oddly timed with the removal of Gregr's favorite tree. Special guest for two minutes mid show between someone getting yeasty! Thanks for the support. Check us out at nerdtalkplus.com
My notes from this week's episode: Snake knowledgeCetaceamaniaRobust dolphin like bodyGood luck everyone, these things are quite the puzzle! Anyway, one of us got bitten by a snake and we're pretty sure there's not brain damage. Thanks for hanging out and chiming in at nerdtalkplus.com!additional
We have a new male equivalent name to "Karen" (sorry to my friend Karen) and it's someone on the show. Can you please help us figure out if has egg: bird but for balloon and blimp? Plus there's a new spring time event at 12th and Jackson in Seattle that you're not gonna wanna miss! Thanks for supporting us at nerdtalkplus.com by just leaving comments or reviews!
Not THAT Nerd Talk+, the other one! Branden and Ceej are left to their own devices as Gregr and Gravy head home early from the slumber party. Our Littlest and Biggest boy recap a few highlights to Branden's Birthday Bonanza, including the Guess Who's Coming To Dinner: Ceej's Version, all while discovering the from Train Adjacent Train Car Diner to Garbage B. Goat, Spokane is just one Big B. Bird. - Programming note: Gerg here and I've never been more excited to listen to an episode of my own show!
Welcome to the Turkeyverse! Sorry in advance for the errors editing this, it was terrible. All four idiots are in Spokane for this very special super-pod that is five episodes in one. We're celebrating our favorite mustache, Branden, and his 4/20 birthday by sneaking to the wasteland of Eastern Washington and taking over his life for a weekend. We make soup, drink Jason Mimosas, cause a reverse Jurassic Park, go to Branden's dad's house, have lunch with pod friends and more. What a ride. Happy birthday, Branden!
If you haven't planned anything yet, Branden has a pretty solid suggestion to make it a great (weird) Father's Day for that middle aged podcasting dad in your life! Gregr (and his dumb name) has a new set of dating guidelines and it involves the word tramp but in a good way! Plus, a whole new segment of This Week in Blimp! Follow along at nerdtalkplus.com
Gerg keeps thinking he has to travel to Toronto to relive his favorite part of MLS Cup when in reality a quick trip to Bellingham can scratch that itch. Also, what a letter we got from a literal rocket designer! And can anyone stop Gravy at Guinness Time?! Thank you for all the support and don't forget to yell at us at nerdtalkplus.com!
This week find out which of these idiots has the biggest mouth piece, Branden/ADHD introduces a surprise new segment, and probably some other stuff and missed beeps. Thank you for the support and fun comments on our stuff via nerdtalkplus.com!
Grab a new toothbrush, we're picking new smells for stuff (don't worry those two ideas are related in a way that only this show can engineer). Ceej has new edible gummies, Branden has a new studio update, and Gravy is distracted texting strangers - ultimately, Gerg has had enough of all of them by the end - how ironic. Happy Birthday to our bestie Brookerbean! Thanks for listening and chime in at nerdtalkplus.com!
Typed this whole freakin think out about Branden realizing - thanks in part to a distant corner of reddit - that he might be train adjacent but then the software snagged and I lost the whole thing so just assume it was amazing and we're sorry in advance. The only other note we had was "Gerg belly" so let's just get weird with that. Also there's a reference to Ceej and China at the end of the show - he found a popular Red Note streamer that is willing to let us stream NT+ in China - we'll probably end of enemies of yet another state. Great. nerdtalkplus.com to chime in and thank you for hanging out with us!
Welcome to a new annual tradition, it's Guinness (Time) Week to celebrate the sloppiest US celebrated holiday! We learned SO much this week though it is disappointing that we only found out which part of Gerg the gang would eat first from one host. Question of the Week: which part of Gerg would you eat first? nerdtalkplus.com to catch up with us and thank you for hanging out, we're having so much fun and glad to share it!
Get ready for yet another sentence that no one has ever said before as we also explore a new centaur hybrid combination! Gerg got a black belt and we've established a new spectrum for fighting in public that you're gonna need to know about. And we spend way too much time talking about a different podcast's filth. Thanks for chiming in at nerdtalkplus.com
This week we take the Fat Bachelor around the world and go global. Bonus points if you even know where Tonga is located. Branden is back and he's always impressed by how this podcast leads us to creating sentences that have definitely never been uttered before in the history of ever and he's not wrong. Gerg found a new love interest but unlike quantum entanglement, this attraction is not a pair rather one way. Sad gerg. Thanks for all your rad comments and reviews and stuff! Please contribute at nerdtalkplus.com!
We lost Branden to pterodactyl flu, Gerg broke his back, Ceej also s*** his rib, so that leaves Gravy as the only whole human on the show this week. To be fair, he is dead inside. Also, for real what's your top three candies currently or of all time?
Hop in Ceej's spaceship, senoritas, we're going crocodile hunting! While the government ruins everything, we only ruin Branden's new hot tub and maybe the meal you foolishly started whilst listening to the pod! nerdtalkplus.com
We find out who Gerg's not-grossest friend is, Branden believes in our television idea but we believe in his honey lung, and a misunderstanding leads us to ruining the baddest of the Jedi order - sorry. nerdtalkplus.com to chime in!
Gerg's new drugs have him dreaming like a real Ceej but it gives us a great question of the week. Please chime in on Spotify or via nerdtalkplus.com! I honestly can't remember what the heck else we talked about but none of it is important.
Ceej is busy starting our Only Hooves, Branden gets a guy deported and gets haunted by horse boobs, and who do you think does the best impression?!
Well, where to start... We rank the sexiness of billionaire feet, have a long discussion about BBC in Spokane, and well, that's probably enough for a tease. Thanks for the comments, likes, and follows - we love you! nerdtalkplus.com for more!
After a week off, Happy New Anus and welcome to 2025 with a brand new season of Nerd Talk+ - season 4! In just one episode, we're pretty much going to sink Branden's real estate career after so much unnecessary stoichiometry. Thanks to everyone who commented on Spotify, we of course forgot to check until after the show, but regardless it helps the show so much and we love you. Chime in at nerdtalkplus.com and thanks for listening to so much more nipple talk this week. Just be glad there aren't any visuals...
It's been an epic year (for podcast titles)! Thank you for traveling along and hearing us talk too much about buckets full of whale products. This was easily the most fun we had even without Gravy being there to remind us we're acting like idiots (miss you, Gravy!) Thanks for all your comments and reviews and interaction on NerdTalkPlus.com! Also in the back end of the program that loads the pod, it suggests "Common Sense Retirement" as what it thinks this pod is about lololol.
Bring on the methspren, Masterpiece Groupchat is back and with a better name! The doctor put Gerg on drugs to get his life in order but all it really did is teach him why people love drugs. Pretty sure we'll do one more before Christmas but if not, see you in hell!
We sure learned a lot this week - furries don't have to be furry necessarily, Gerg is going full heel, and praise the lord... of Horse Ghost Manor - Branden reveals a HUGE development during a new segment debuting on this all new episode of Nerd Talk+. Join us online at nerdtalkplus.com or on instagram @nerdtalkplusdotcom!
Perfect followup to Gravy Week. This week we learned that Thanksgiving is better in threes, what Branden used that murder for, and the perfect return of the Fat Bachelor! please head to nerdtalkplus.com to join in the fun, we love comments and Ceej is really good about reading them on the show.
Shake up your paint can we're going graffiti-ing - not Gerg though, he's calling the cops. We let Gravy talk during three segments this week bc if any week is Gravy week, it's Gravy Week. Also enjoy graffiti penises, a new name for our wipes, and you choose which t-shirt design we should print but don't hold your breath, our last ones are only 9 months behind schedule. nerdtalkplus.com for join in and THANK YOU!
What if cleaning up your instagram turned you on to a new much grosser experience?! Is Japan letting or making disabled people work harder? Is Gravy lost to the bomb cyclone?! All this and more! nerdtalkplus.com to participate. If you're listening via Spotify, don't forget to comment on the episode.
Apologies for the ****show that has been this week's episode. I'll talk about it at the top of next week's show. -Gregr We're taking Branden's wife to the Basho! Not an inside joke, we swear. Ceej is paying for all those Four Loko's. Gerg is a post Japan mess and he we forgot to talk about Musashi island... nerdtalkplus.com to join in! Please leave us a comment where you listen, specifically if you listen on Spotify, leave a comment on the episode itself!
We're taking Branden's wife to the Basho! Not an inside joke, we swear. Ceej is paying for all those FourLoko's. Gerg is a post Japan mess and he we forgot to talk about Musashi island... nerdtalkplus.com to join in! Please leave us a comment where you listen, specifically if you listen on Spotify, leave a comment on the episode itself!
Gregr literally left a wedding to come blather on about Japan. Sorry in advance for the sound quality - the host is using airpods from a hotel in Kyoto and if there's one thing we usually do well, it's get the sound right so this is a bummer. Anyway, we found a new category for Duolingo to invest in, but will it get Gerg sex?
Anyone else a fan of Gergse? We covered a lot in this episode including urethra facts, squid hands, and Branden's discomfort with us eating him first - him being back from Hawaii and tanned a delicious golden brown doesn't help his case.
Well, three of us are record setters... the other one... woof. Branden's in Hawaii but somehow still found a store with the right supplies (spam probably) and an internet connection to join us. Heads up, this is a new platform we're using, so if anything is goofy pls holler and let us know so we can fix it!
Boy this episode was a mess. Good luck, everybody. Here are the notes we took:
Hot sauce b*
Holy Idaho
Listeranus
LOGGING ON
HUMAN STARFISH
HOT SAUCE B*
Sure one of those showed up twice, but at least it was the right one.
Sorry I forgot about Capri Sun challenge but also i broke my hand in two places so ¯\_(?)_/¯
...you're gonna have a bad time. With Nerd Talk+, though... also potentially a bad time... We love you for listening and we're working on taking ownership of the episode comments on Spotify so keep 'em coming because they make us so happy even when they make Gregr cry.
It's not going to be comfortable, but unlimited clean energy is here thanks to Nerd Talk+.
Some listeners have described the smell of Nerd Talk+ as " a combination of antiseptic, garbage, body odor, static electricity, and a barbecue gone wrong." See you all in Japanese hell!
Ceej is busy trying to recruit your worm for our newest themed def-not-a-brothel (it's a brothel) while our Tony Pizza has grown up and Gerg wonders what it's gonna be like to play AI Doom with his new Doom controller. Also, we say the word potentially incorrectly - this show has everything (but the Gravy Navy). nerdtalkplus.com to participate or just put candy in your candy.
Some European, likely angry dad, dug up something huge from the ol' garden. If it was Branden he'd be running for his wall gun gol'dern'it. Ceej had another dream and not everyone survived it. And we have a new show favorite World Recordian - Guinness Time is back!
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Look, if you cancel at the last minute, we're gonna name the episode after you probably. We've got an important non-haiku review for Deadpool, we're starting a new type of business based on another business as old as time but with a twist, and we have a pretty killer idea for a Marvel movie because we know better than Hollywood. Ceej asked a question of the week that I can't remember but when you hear it, chime in at nerdtalkplus.com!
Tony Pizza is full of top notch ideas, but adding more horses to sports is def his best of this episode. This week its sharks and cocaine, the art of lying to children, and some always strange (and one very annoying) new world records! Follow us, dummies, nerdtalkplus.com!
When we first met Ceej (online) a decade ago he was called Crist and now we can use his former name for some real, actual blasphemy! What a time to be alive. Find out who has the softest hands, who married into a top nerd celebrity family, and how we plan to make the next generation of centaurs on a wild episode!
Thank you for taking the time to hit us on socials (nerdtalkplus.com) or going a step further and writing a review. In all honesty it doesn't seem to be doing ANYTHING for the numbers but it does make us feel feelings other than anxiety and doom!
Get out your best (and least copper-y) pokemon - please not Weedle, and get ready to help Branden find slash battle his real dad on this extremely unhinged episode. nerdtalkplus.com for more info about the show including where to find Ceej so you can say sexy things to/about him.
Usually it would never be permitted, but we've let Branden choose his own nickname. He obviously regrets it. My notes for this episode are literally the following:
Mouth nutt guy
PNSS
So, enjoy! Also chime in with comments or maybe even a review at nerdtalkplus.com <- that's a link tree that will take you to everything (except Gravy, we still haven't added his stuff).
Message us if you want Gerg to send you the shortcut (you don't). To anyone who survived last week's episode, we now have the fastest heel turn in pod history. Also fish oral, setting world records on other planets, and a new game called Which Greta? that will likely horrify at least one of you. And remember no getting mad without the expressed written consent of Major League Centaurs (a NiFeCorp subsidiary).
Apologies to miss Sweeney, you'd probably be on Spokane, WA's Mt Rushmore. Fun fact: the mountain was originally called Tunkasila Sakpe Paha, or Six Grandfathers Mountain - not sure what the Spokane version of that would be... Welcome back to Gravy and his gravy saber, see you all in hell! MUSASHI!
It is what you think. From the Mt Dew highs to the forbidden saber lows, this episode only lacks the Gravy Navy. This might be our least productive episode yet! Enjoy and thank you for enjoying our stupidity. Hop onto nerdtalkplus.com to see Ceej's new shirt that we spend a whole bunch of time giggling about.
Well, the part where Gravy got a text with no explanation during the recording and regretted missing the pod is an all time favorite now. This week, we find the origins of Glory, that Ska might have come from Egypt, and just what level Branden reads at. Also, he's not alone in the pursuit for the ultimate fine dining spoonful. Also, Nerd Talk+ might become alternate history in the near future. Find out how!
Funny how after the fact we can't remember anything we talked about like for instance how we came up with a new cosplay for Ceej! He also has a new call sign so that's pretty important. Gregr needs a pipe, Branden's dying for some "fine dining," and we figured out a bucket-related sponsor for Gravy's podcast garage! Wow, we remembered more than assumed!
Basically, if you're not into how whales reproduce as told by giggling idiots, the last 30% of this is gonna be rough for you, but if you are into it... I literally edited this all day bc it's a big (sticky) mess. We invent a new system to judge amounts, one of us is part machine, and Branden is kind enough to have thought about us enough on Star Wars Day to give us all Star Wars names.
One hand on the kidney area of your back this episode, Uncle Gerg threw out his back but let 420 be his medicine. For once we actually talk about nerdy stuff (by the end). Also we host a special KitKat taste test via Branden's birthday, talk about super bees, and say farewell to a a terrifying friend! Thank you so hard for listening to this show. Branden's wife may have said Ceej is her favorite and that Branden and Gerg giggle too much, but who's keeping track?! (Gerg is and it's killing him).
Tickle your butt broom and polish the golden mustache castle, we're back (from jury duty), eating corn dogs, being judgy about world records, and giggling, so much giggling. Thanks for visiting nerdtalkplus.com and following us there. We're so grateful for all the nice reviews, comments, socials etc. We'd do this without you bc we are dummies, but it's so much better with you!
Welcome to the pod, Sean "Gravy" Girvan, who this week takes a background role listening to us dummies and trying to figure out what if anything it is that we learned. We're hoping at least one person took the eclipse as an opportunity to recharge their perineum! Please, no need to prove it to us. Anyway, buckle up!
"Apparently I have too tight a grip" says Branden in a text about today's title... Lots to cover here including our latest debate on making a quick million bucks. We're projecting video games on butts, arguing about robot dogs being creeps, and Ceej's Haiku Review. Thanks to everyone who downloads or streams this show, we love you for that.
How many of this year's video game Hall of Fame nominees have you handed over hours of your life to? Which ones would you send to the Hall? Our love of absurd mythology takes quite the unexpected turn - yes chimera related AGAIN - but this time there are drawings to match! Drawings that you can't hear on a podcast but you can see on our new Instagram account. Shout out to Ceej for running this thing so well! Hit nerdtalkplus.com to find our links.
The problem with this podcast is that just when we think it's over and hit stop, someone says something ludicrous and we always lament not getting that idea or horrible joke on the episode - not today! We let Branden-in-a-pirate-shirt get cooking again at the end!
Well, we've got good and bad carb news, but it depends on your pov. There's a new bar near Gerg that he wants to take Branden to check out but he's gonna need to bring his clip on tail. Also, to be clear, we support and love the idea of what this bar is doing and not making fun of it.
Well everyone, if you've ever wanted to hear what an acutally broken man sounds like, you're in for a real treat. If you, like us, love Branden, this one could be a tough listen. Sorry for the extreme delay. There have been a slew of problems that have kept his episode from dropping but finally it's done. It's two parts long so midway through we lose Branden and gain mushrooms. Enjoy!
NOT the title of our sex tape (though perhaps it should be?) We sure cover a lot this episode: Gerg did something horny that most people do in their 20s, Branden invents a new lens for intimate photography, and we discover Ceej-fu. Also, Ceejus, old people boning, and the backstory of torture bed. What a great episode! nerdtalkplus.com to follow us or chime in!
Branden is back from a trip to Los Angeles to teach his baby about wearing jorts, non-fashionable mullets, and eating cheese like a dirty lyric in an alt-J song. Don't worry, the first half of the show has nothing to do with anything! Thanks a million for subscribing and being generally awesome.
2024 is coming up Gerg! We've got swearing parrots, bananashido, offensively renaming a landmark and more! Plus, we make a bunch of really solid arguments as to why WE should have all that Bezos money instead of letting him keep building wiener rockets and dumb clocks. Also, don't worry Brandemaniacs, your king eventually joins us around the 17th minute.
If certain skin on your body is as sensitive as inside of your mouth then why wouldn't you choose warm over cold water to cleanse yourself? It's a valid question and one Gregr can't explain but we need to trust him. We found the worst person to sit next to on the airplane! And even if you prefer ranch to blue cheese, how could they do everyone dirty like this?! Ep 302
Please, if you learn anything from this episode, let it be that soup is not to be transported without great care. Also, careful talking to whales - you might take a narwhal horn to the nether regions... And lets get ready to get way lazier but great a tongue stuff with the newest CES innovation! Ep 301
Branden is off saving his children from death or something, but Gregr wanted to see Ceej's new robot body and neck hole... what a sentence. We're about to start season three of this show and there's a lot to kick around in how we're gonna run it. Does it need another person? Does it need more robot sound effects? Hoping to officially kick off season three next week! Ep 300
There was uploading error that went unnoticed (GERG!) but here we are with a final episode of 2023 but saved for our off week in 2024. Good news, Ceej survived having his head cut off but is now a weird combination of alligator and robot parts which actually sounds like a pretty great upgrade. Thanks for all the support in 2023. We put out 38 episodes (39 if you count this one) and are looking to put out a ton more in a new season this year.
For once, science gets it wrong, we come good on a threat from last week involving the monthly-chips-minute, and Branden tells a story that just won't quit! Thanks to everyone who downloads and follows our nonsense! Find us at nerdtalkplus.com.
Look, all we really care about is what part you want to replace with a robot part and what it would do to make you even cooler/creepier. One of the coolest parts of this pod for us is listening to again afterwards bc we barely retain any of it so it's basically all new again!
Shake those tail feathers one of our favorite animal friends is all about that juicy butt. A new twist in the debate about centaurs (of course) and if it was an Apple product we'd be talking "dongles" (of course). When it comes to ignored notifications, how many you got?! We have three different hosts that all handle it differently so are you a Gerg, a Skinsquatch, or a Ceej?
We forgot to talk about Thanksgiving for most of the episode, but at least we included an extra 15% bonus at the end! Don't stand too near Gerg or you'll def become diseased. Branden contemplates moving his bonehair to somewhere cooler. And we welcome our new non-FDA-recognized pharmacist to explain a TikTok phenomenon that will have you leaving faster then a Thai person with a tuk-tuk! Happy Thanksgiving, we're grateful for the silly things you say to us and most importantly for our own brotherhood on this dumb show.
Just three months to find someone to love you in time for Valentime's Day! If you've never considered what weapon a bear might use in hand to hand combat, this episode is for you. Need a new eyeball? Don't go the way of stupid science, instead let Nerd Talk fill that hole in your life. This is one of the all time dumbest episodes so unbuckle up!
Gerg here, sorry i screwed this up and it didn't load correctly and now I'm re-doing it and can't remember what the crap we talked about... probably AI and centaurs and maybe some immature wiener stuff. Definitely took VR into an unnecessary (totally necessary) direction!
No once can A. find the Skinsquatch or B. do an Australian accent but that doesn't stop us from trying! We get spooky with one of the all time scariest spider stories. Don't ever let evil Gerg send you anything in the mail because it gets weird real fast. And no, we weren't slonkin' fat doinks with an f'ing dragon.
This week on a spicy new episode of we cross boundaries and go from Nerd Talk Teen a few weeks ago to Nerd Talk After Dark. The blood stuff goes at least one step too far, we absolutely ruin pizza, but(t) we do ask the important questions about how Darth Vader poops - you know, for science!
We can't thank you enough for the awesome reviews, message etc. The Skinsquatch has gone missing again but don't worry, we have a mutant (with a terrible power) on the squad. Ceej gets real animated but then also delivers us the bonus track of a lifetime. Commence giggling.
It's the return of everyone's favorite Skinsquatch who oddly has lots of bone hair, we're encouraging Ceej to start a new small business, and there's truly no explanation for how weirdly this episode derailed by the end.
Welcome to a "put Ceej in a cage" episode of Nerd Talk+ where we require Ceej to make it better not worse. To make it easier on him, we spend a lot of time talking about alligators doing stuff like giving hugs with their arms and bodies and not their dinosaur mouths.
Sorry, nerds. Last week's episode got doubled up when THIS is the right one (I hope)!
Somebody stop allowing the host to have whiskey, good gerg this is getting out of hand! It's a power trio, a thruple, oh nonsense with the one-again return of Branden! He's not even blury though his vision might be by the end the way he went after that wine bottle. Also, we have a new OnlyFans idea...
Somebody stop allowing the host to have whiskey, good gerg this is getting out of hand! It's a power trio, a thruple, oh nonsense with the one-again return of Branden! He's not even blury though his vision might be by the end the way he went after that wine bottle. Also, we have a new OnlyFans idea...
WARNING: Whiskey may be a factor in this following episode and the term coitus will be used almost immediately - so if you don't like whiskey and/or coitus... well what are you even doing here? Also, Branden is the new Sasquatch!
After the celebration of all things Branden, Gregr screwed up the schedule and we have no Branden again! Focus your brainwaves we've got weird adult toy news like we're in the times of Demolition Man. We're not letting the robots pick the music from TikTok for you, and quite the review this week!
This episode was so powerful that we changed the name of our group chat! We welcome back the king from his months in a fiery hellscape, we get weird about whale stuff, and I'm not sure we quite understand Ahsoka...
Don't you dare kink-shame us for these spiders getting pinchy with some nipples - that's right, we're getting weird about scary Brazilian stuff this week. Huge props to Damon for being a g and to Ceej for filling in all these weeks. Also, we have a surprise return to wrap up the show with a real (double) bang!
We asked Ceej not to put the mic down his pants for the broadcast but as you can tell, he's a better improv listener than he is rule follower... Dumb quips aside, it has been amazing having a coast-to-coast pod and Ceej is the best. Anyway, how much do you think a human hand weighs? One person chimed in that they had weighed an erect member and its two pals - for science of course - and while we want answers, we actually don't.
We're getting Mt Dew drunk this week on Nerd Talk! Seriously, has anyone tried this hard dew? Gregr's voice is dead, Branden might actually be dead for all we know, so it's basically Ceej running the show from here on out! Thanks as always for making us part of your busy life.
Look, it's too much cheese for one sandwich and I worried for Ceej's health. Branden is still out on Dad leave and so we get an extra dose of Florida Ceej to help out around here. We've got the solution to the film industry and so so many giggles.
This week we prepare for a our annual trip to Kent to soak up the nerdiest of atmospheres in a room full of Transformers fans, it's CybFest NW 2023. CybFest - the celebration of Cybertron the home planet of the Transformers - is an awesome chance to see people, toys, and artists from some of the most sincere and hardcore fans and a generally excellent chill time. Hope to see you there! An apology is due to everyone, we're very sorry to not have made new content recently. Gregr has been moving and life has been challenging without the home studio and so thank you for hanging out and letting us get our isht together. Also, ep 216 somehow never made it to the podcast, so we'll drop that in a couple days, out of order or course.
Here's the deal, I didn't click the right thing so this was recorded Monday but is only finally going public on Friday. Once again Branden me lol in post by threatening to stab me and I can't stop giggling about it (oversell but true) Thanks as always for listening!
Why do the best jokes always come to me 3.5 hours after we record something. It's like every single day. Anyway, Branden is back from California and he's def never allowed back there after the outfit he tried to pull off/out. Massive props to Ceej for filling in last time out. And Gregr has something polarizing to taste test live on the pod!
In the vacation absence of Branden and his mustache, we couldn't be any happier to welcome super-sub guest host and all around excellent bean eating floating Florida man, Ceej. This episode had far more nipple talk than a show called Nerd Talk should, but that's how we keep em guessing!
If you gave it all up for a simpler life, what would your profession be? We have the return of a long dead segment this week! Air BnB for dogs is sure taking off and that took us down the road of cancelling out/opposite smells which ultimately leads to Branden probably having to sleep on the couch for a few nights... Shout out to DJ Slam for being a legend in the reviews, we're very grateful!
Well, this got loaded wrong by our idiot producer (Gregr) and so you get two episodes this week!
Very important Question of the Week - is peanut butter a liquid, gel or an aerosol? The TSA has a definite answer and whatever that is, it's not as good as what we came up with! Branden tells the grossest story of an idiot and his oyster but then also offers us a fun new snack to help settle our stomachs. Also, unrelated, we're not sure if Beethoven is Safeway material or not.
πDay is back and we realized it like 3 minutes before the show! Thank you for checking us out. If you're on Apple Podcasts, would you pls rate/review?
Which video game are you best at? Your skills as a couch queen (or king) could be critical in crowning you the corruption champion of the world! But for real, we don't have it. Thanks as always for listening, we love you for it!
Earth as a layer cake! In the process let's hope we don't vaporize an alien civilization a billion light years away, sheesh.
This one gets weird. When you think of a Centaurpede do you think of a human top with one hundred horse legs, or something... else... Also, how do you feel about robots covered in skin? And do said robots have nips or no?
We spend a whole lot of time talking about everyone's favorite half human, two-thirds horse hybrid, the Centaur. This week is a whole new approach to the show and we're thrilled with the result. Sorry about the part about the clouds and specifically the rain, but it was super fun to just think about one thing for most of a show. Also, we talk about smoking pot in space in a... non-conventional way.
As all our of entertainment will be not only chosen but also created by the machines, it's pretty fun to think about what the year 2100 will actually look like. We basically end up focusing on one creature with multiple butts as the template for our dystopia. Join us!
How are we expected to remember what we talked about even minutes after its over - I do remember Branden saying "wow, that was a pretty good one". Five stars from Branden! Pls rate and review if that's a thing wherever you're listening to this!
Happy New Year ya big nerd! Props to our own Florida Man, Ceej, for rounding up some new swamp coast friends! To be fair, they could be robots programmed by ceej with a chatbot, but if they were, they'd say more about butts prolly.
In this final episode of the year, we tried out a new piece of Audacy App tech by having a live audience in the chat to offer suggestions and real time make jokes (Ceej). It's be a great year but now enjoy a couple weeks without us!
We discuss the ultimate equalizer to any wonderous super-power and it happens in the pants region and if Spider-Man isn't shooting webs then what is that stuff?! The return of our earliest feature and derailing Branden with lulz: it's this week's NT+! BONUS: if you want to do bongs with a dolphin, how do you do that?
We're letting Florida people fight bears by letting em use cocaine tobacco because that's a thing now. Also, lava. We love lava. Oh and good news, we pretty dang close to eating steak made in a tub of meat worms or something.
Appreciation post: we're so grateful to long time friend of the show and fellow weirdo, Ceej, for stepping in to fill Branden's seat these last couple of weeks. It's been great fun making alligator jokes and talking space with someone on Florida's Space Coast.
After this guest appearance by friend of the pod and Florida-man, Ceej (@ceejness), we're all getting alligator tramp stamp tattoos! Ceej and I spent a week together goofing off in Orlando waiting for that dumb NASA rocket to take off so it was fun to reconnect while Branden rides his bike into a volcano - can't wait to see his Vader sith-suit!
Spider burps, adorable Gary Larson photosynthesizers, and too much 3PO nips all in one disturbingly action packed Nerd Talk+!
From freezing your body and head to cooking your brain with space lasers, we've once again managed to take interesting subjects and make them ridiculous. But of course you're here so you must know that already... Thanks for all the support, this show is so fun to make!
"Dude, it's not like we're building Terminators" says company definitely building terminators. But hey, at least we're creating nuclear slug monsters, right? Right?! MUGRA!!! Also, sorry i'm so late posting this.
The chances are high that your mind thinks of the Roman god as quickly as the planet when you hear the word "Neptune." When Gregr hears it, he full on freaks about moons and telescopes and other space crap, so buckle up! A more dangerous way to mow your lawn, the end of an era for a villain more machine than man, and so much Neptune nonsense! And thank you for downloading, we couldn't do it without you.
The chances are high that your mind thinks of the Roman god as quickly as the planet when you hear the word "Neptune." When Gregr hears it, he full on freaks about moons and telescopes and other space crap, so buckle up! A more dangerous way to mow your lawn, the end of an era for a villain more machine than man, and so much Neptune nonsense! And thank you for downloading, we couldn't do it without you.
So much crack talk today but at least you learn how to sniff out a good peach! This week: more fake milk, a war of the worlds, and forget nerds, we're talking Whale Talk!
Space Coast Ghost to Ghost! What a ten days of delays, electric cars, and lots of Florida.
Lots of rocket talk as Gregr joins the show from Orlando waiting between launch windows for the newest and biggest rocket ever built by NASA, the Space Launch System (SLS). Because of the holiday, this was recorded before we knew that the 2nd attempt was scrubbed off making Gregr's trip to Florida a very expensive alligator sight seeing trip...
Now with less minuses! What's the worst animal to have become a zombie? Branden's onto something about wanting it to not be too cute! Is Amazon too - yes. And it's time for robots to do space surgery.
We never thought the robots would start their domination via attacking the children yet here we are on a shameful day! Is dying by being crushed a falling rocket body the best way to go out? We finally (don't) figure out what exactly is licorice.
Illness is tearing through the show right now so this is last week's episode - luckily, we forgot to upload last week's episode so it's new-ish! Congrats :D
Gregr and Branden are finally back after a holiday and a long bout of that fancy new covid strain - but don't worry, they get straight into tentacle talk #TentacleTalk and on the internet #TentacleTok. Join us live on the Audacy app every Tuesday morning at 10am pterodactyl daylight time for a new episode!
"Have you ever thought about opposite smells" says a guy who has definitely never smoked weed today... Somehow we get from trash eating worm to Garbage Rex in like two minutes. Plus we'll shoot meat into your mouth and figure out if Digimon is actually Pokemon or not. It's a very heady episode.
First off, if we could just start by apologizing for all the nipple talk today... specifically when it comes to orangutans... The headline was everywhere but no one really paid much attention to the engineer who got suspended at Google after claiming that created a sentient AI. Also, we spend a lot of time giggling about falling into a tub of chocolate and requiring the jaws of life to escape. Shine your candy shell, we're having stupid fun!
We go live Tuesdays at 10a PT (pterodactyl time) for a longer look at the nerdy stuff that happens every week. This week it happens to be a lot of talk about pterosaurs. Fun fact: helicopter is actually helix (spiral) and pteron (wing) therefor a helicoptersaurus is a flying football wing. Right.
Welcome to June! Just three more weeks of later and later sunlight before it starts to get sucked away again. Today we're fixing livers and shooting down Starlink!
Pee eating dolphins, Pepsi pizza, burrito engineerin... wait, what was that about dolphins eating pee?!?
This week's show includes my talk with Neil deGrasse Tyson at the 23 minute mark of the show. Wild week, what a thrill! Thanks as always for your support.
What an epic opportunity to speak with American astrophysicist, planetary scientist, author, podcaster and science communicator, Neil deGrasse Tyson, as he discusses “The Cosmic Perspective" a show he's traveling around the country to present. Neil is every bit as well spoken and charming as you'd expect from a guy who made the Hayden Planetarium cool(er). We talk about cosmic perspective, competitiveness in the science communication field, and Neil's favorite planet!
Today we say goodbye to a piece of kit that completely changed the game for listening to music. RIP sweet sweet click-y wheel.
Our insatiable need for the cool blue light of our screens is going to prove problematic not just for our eyes, but for how we get the stuff to make them. Aaaand come thrifter found an antique bust and paid next to nothing for it - so what's it worth?
This show is the silliest, please don't let this be the first thing you listen to! Also, Gregr is quite sick for this episode so bring on some crappy voice!
We're catching rocket bodies. Also, we trust robot faces more than human ones so the future is definitely terrible for a while!
If you make a pickle bread what do you use as a starter. We get to the bottom of that a lot in one episode. Like too much. Along the way we throw a ton of star shade, giggle about the dude who named planet 7, and learn about the ultimate un-influencer. Have fun!
One of us had a very gross cold during the recording of this episode, the other lives in Spokane... Sometimes there are no winners jkjkjk
This week we're putting the computer chip in CHIPotle, making batteries out of rocks, and celebrating that we weren't around for the meteorite that smashed the dinosaurs into a slimy goo.
Happy 4/11 day! Ok, so that's not a thing, but it made me think back to waaay back in the day when we used to dial 4-1-1 to get phone numbers etc. Wild.
We discover a new (imaginary) number likely from South America #problematic, some jerkoff on an airplane ruined everyone's day, and the famed poop swap to fight your gut glut.
A part of Back to the Future is back! The good parts are probably behind a paywall though...
China deleted Keanu from their internet?! Also, don't be gross, but what would like to see The Rock ride atop? Because I have a great answer...
Which animal's feet would you want transplanted onto your inferior legs? Is Pete Davidson rich (this leads to Branden delivering a subtle sick burn on Gregr)? There's a robot goat now - don't let it near the Dinobots.
Who looks at an asteroid and thinks "hmm, that's about the size of a giraffe"? Also, don't get caught in a murdery sex trap.
We've got bad news about dinosaurs but also a machine that can make any drink you want? What is this, Star Trek? Whale wieners of course find their way into another episode. Thanks, Branden. Streaming live, Tuesdays at 10a PT on the Audacy App!
People wanna use the hashtag but don't wanna pay up, this twitter account is calling companies out for karma whoring!
Once you're done with your Wordle, get ready to embarrass yourself with how little (or much) you know about pop music with Heardle...
Someone made a piece of equipment from the Star Trek kitchen and is bringing it to yours!
When they say an asteroid will come pretty close to Earth, how close is that? And would they tell us if it was too close?
Just hurry up and make a Star Wars neighborhood that I can live in and I'll buy the Wookiee suit.
It's pretty weird that Valentine's Day is the day after the Super Bowl. I saw someone say that their husband didn't believe in Valentine's Day (it's a real thing, no need to not believe in it) and that he wouldn't be roped in by some dreamed up corporate crap but that he was totally on board watching the Super Bowl lol.
This didn't air on the Audacy app this week for whatever reason so here it is as a podcast!
LEGO is doing something so sweet to help out kids in the Children's hospitals of the world.
It's great to have new-dad Branden back and even though I almost called him Brian by mistake, I sorta think he should consider running with it since idiots stole his name. He got Karen'd. Anyway, surprisingly no whale talk but we are heavy handed on not focusing on technology. This didn't air live bc of course not, but we wanted to make sure you could hear it still.
Sorry for delay on this, I just got too caught up doing whale research to keep up with Branden!
It's a momentous episode where Gregr can't catch a break from a spitting hot Branden! Yes there's whale talk but this week we're getting glasses for sharks, we miss the Mark with Meta, and we meet a fry cooking robot.
For as much wiener-rocket talk this episode features, there's even more whale trivia. Nerd Talk is getting weird...
First off, have you watched Star Wars: Visions? Because Mr "I didn't have internet but I still streamed the Sounders" hasn't (jk Branden)! This week, the best hamster dance until it goes to space, Bad Guys and Billionaires, and even NASA hates Jeff Bezos.
Mr Hawaii couldn't join us again (it's ok, we literally don't pay him and he does this for free bc he's best) so we found dear friend of everything nerdy, Kenan, to fill in this week.
Due to a technical error, this week's Nerd Talk+ didn't air. So, here we are trying to make good on it by putting it on this feed. Please, have a listen to a show we're super proud of that is usually only found live, Tuesdays at 10a PT, on the Audacy app!
This is Nerd Talk only longer, more in depth, and as one friend of mine put it, a show where "you two sure seem to be amusing one another."
We talk a lot about goo.
Evidently I got the whole poop transplant thing wrong and had a "bad take" but whatever, poop transplants sound ridiculous and hilarious.
Look, I was bitter for like six weeks and I took it out on this podcast. Not this episode, I just stopped posting it. I'm still bitter lol
Sup nerd! Look, I know I've been gone a minute from this, but today just felt different. I'll explain when you fire this puppy up!
Feels like this dating app could go one of two ways - either be revolutionary or gone before it gets good...
I know everyone is just dying to pop a bunch of flying cicadas into your mouths... but there's at least one thing to worry about!
How the crap is it already June?!? Thanks to a collab between the FBI and an Australian company we really are living in one giant meme.
We're going crazy turning trash into jet fuel like its Back to the Future II over here.
What are you gonna do with all those cicadas buzzing around this summer? Eat em! barf but what does a cicada taste like?? Find out today!
I don't think this skin scanning AI knows what it signed up for - just ask anyone who has receive and unrequested sext...
A terrible cartoon from the 80's that's firmly a part of my core is coming back and chances are it could be way better this go round (especially if it's an Archer style comedy which it probably isn't).
If you're phone is gonna listen to you anyway, why not make some money off of it, right? Please don't.
Soon you won't be able to trust any video you watch online ever but at least Kung Fu films will be weirder...
When will electric cars finally be cheaper to make/own than gasoline powered cars bc I want one?! Find out!
Don't worry about all the tweet hype, that 10-story tall rocket booster isn't likely to smash your head and ruin your day... we think.
Don't worry, your plant burger can still be full of blood*!
*technically not actually blood.
Would you trade access to your garage for Amazon doing your grocery shopping? If yes, don't let them pick the produce, it rarely works out ok...
You down to eat some cat food bc boy do we have the recipe book for you! OR How many lasers is enough lasers?!
Cows will be pretty pumped, I've got a (terrible) idea for an alternative leather jacket...
Microscopic robot drug dealers... wait, drug deliverers, that sounds better. Anyway, they're gonna save your brain someday!
Nerds wrote a piece of software to write songs from dead artists. I'm not sure how to feel about it. Get at me with what you think.
Well, I have a new cohost for the Nerd Talk podcast and I put him through some tough choices right out of the gate - what should we talk about: cake or planets? His answer is here, check it out!
If a giant space meteor the size of that big big ship that was stuck in the Suez Canal was going to hit Earth, do you think NASA would tell us?
Pumped about the casting for one show, skeptical about the live action version of another...
Happy birthday, mom!
Scientists are turning to creepy drones to alter the weather and it just seems like such a terrible idea...
"Stop being such a creep on Instagram" says Instagram with a new feature. Also, why bother with anything anymore when this robot is certainly going to ruin everything?!
Imagine tearing off your own head and being 100% OK. Now listen to Nerd Talk and find out how that's a thing.
I'm not gonna bury the lead - jetpacks, the government wants 'em and usually that means we'll someday get them, too.
I feel terrible for young adults, because they're not getting after it as much as the previous generations... You know "getting after it."
When there's a story and the collective internet response is "aliens" it makes me think anything in 2021 is better than 2020. So sure, why not aliens... in New Mexico... being weird around airplanes?!
It's not just you, those Zooms calls are brutal and we have some science to back it up!
Somebody forgot about leg day when designing the new mail truck... What's it look like to you?
Oh good, now they're not just robot dogs, they've reached their next form - robot murder dogs!
Remember when the uploading portal was down on Friday and I "totally wasn't gonna forget to check back on Saturday"? Yeah, me neither.
I'm blown away by how awesome that NASA landing was today - lemme share some of my wonder and amazement with you!
This has such a fun reference to an old dusty episode of The Simpsons. If you know it, we're old together!
That's a cool new tattoo (that hopefully keeps you from dying). Sorry so brief, it's Friday and I'm OUT!
I can't imagine getting fired from the biggest money maker in the galaxy! Also, I can't imagine the "chastity cage" I just read about. More about it here!
It's pretty weird how we treat the dead to start with, but what this guy did with his uncle's skeleton is oddly the weirdest and most awesome simultaneously!
George RRRRRRR martin is finally making progress on not even the final book in the Game of Thrones series. Dude, you blew it. Also, is Denmark building a Pikachu prison? Sure looks like it.
Reading about Einsteinium <- a real thing, when I realized just how terrible at Chemistry I am and how I should def stick to talking about wombats and their cube-shaped poops!
I was gonna do an anatomy lesson about a groundhog, but then I saw an article about spinach that can send an email.
The future of playing video games is bonkers, but sadly, that future has to pass through Monkeytown.
Well, I figured out how to get a t-rex skeleton without having to come up with 10-zillion dollars...
I'm not ready for alternative meat in shrimp form, but I would try a bite! Also, Not quite 2-minutes-at-a-time fast, but these batteries are close.
We're doing WHAT with dead bodies?! Hold on, this may sound gross, but it's not a terrible idea.
Netflix is outta their dang mind with BIG 2021 plans. Also, my favorite bit of space news may already have broken for the entire year - and it involves a terrible lava fire world!
No, that's not a new species of giraffe... and yes, that's a pretty killer idea for a dog door.
Someone overtook Bezos as the richest human on Earth and it wasn't Bill Gates... Also, my favorite story of this podcast is one about NASA finally getting the SLS moving in the right direction.
OMG the dumbest conspiracy theory got trolled so hard by someone who loves late 90's metal!
I'm supposed to be taking a compliance training, but magic (cheap) jokes about Uranus seems much better...
I've never heard of a blockbuster game being so buggy they pull it! Can you imagine if it was software for an electric car? You should start to think about it, bc that EV in your arsenal isn't far away affordability!
We cover a lot of ground today from 90's kids freaking out about a show that should be extinct coming back to streaming to that annoying friend that just got riiiiich.
Thank you On Demand and the internet for all the years of providing a (not) toasty fake fire to turn on for the holidays. Thank you even harder, Canada, for taking the streaming yule log game to new incredible heights!
It's a toss up between getting greener or eating people... Not like you have to pick one or the other, just which you'd rather learn about today's Nerd Talk!
Whooops, the pod got away from me today but at least we get to talk about frozen earth turds!