Garage Sale Gloat – Two True Freaks: Recent Episodes
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Join Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell are on their own and Chris gets some PATRIOTIC READING and Johnny gets a GLOW-IN-THE DARK GATEWAY TO THE SPIRIT WORLD!!
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Join Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell and celebrity ride-along THE LEGENDARY LEOPOLD! It’s a short Saturday, but some WEIRD SHIT is found and we got some good pizza!
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Join Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell in a EXTRA -JUMBO-SIZED episode as Chris FINALLY gets his goddam banjo and there is a SURPRISE RIDE-ALONG halfway through!
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Join Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell in a JUMBO-SIZED episode as they manage to sneak in an INSANE mid-century estate sale before garage-sale day!
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Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell are finding some treasures, but Chris couldn’t find his “lucky hat” and was feeling a little off resulting into Pink Floyd “singing” and microphone overloads.
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Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell are AWASH in SALES! REAL SALES! CHEAP SALES! CHEAP RECORDS! CHEAP COMICS! CHEAP THRILLS! Bonus: The SCREAMING CHICKEN returns!!!!
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Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell are BACK to reap the garage sales before gas hits $10 a gallon!
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Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell have a pleasant late-season garage sale route and meet a child who is a chicken nugget!!
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Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell have a short, but sunny and fun day! Stick around until the end when Chris’ wig saves the day!
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Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell run into one of the slimmer pickins days, but still matter to find a decent amount of cool stuff to rub in people’s faces!
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Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell are heading back to the flea market that is stuck in a 1994 TIME VORTEX! There may also be a little lead in the water! But GROM still disgorges some BOUNTY!
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Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell are serving up a TRIPLE-SIZED LABOR DAY SPECTACULAR! This is a FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER lashed together from the last couple weeks of GARAGE SALE MANIA!
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Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell are FARTING AROUND! It’s a beautiful day, yet Johnny picks up an eyeball disorder and there is a Malkovich sighting at an artsy estate sale! FAR OUT, MAN!
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Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell are OUT ON THE TOWN! Enduring crummy drivers and a string boring garage sales, the boys manage to do pretty good for themselves today!
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Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell are ON A ROLL! It’s a banner day from the very first sale!
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Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell are ON THE LOOSE! This week they get snazzy jackets, more records and a BUNNY SUIT!
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Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell are out and about again! This week we have an incredible find that can’t be talked about, ten-cent records, griping about the kids, griping about the suburbsand CHAR-BROIL!
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Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell are out and prowling the streets again! This time the noisemakers get out of hand, comic books are everywhere, Chris discusses what he would and wouldn’t do for a copy of Action Comics #1 and Johnny gets sleepy!
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Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell are out and prowling the streets again! This time we have plus-sized mannequins, chocolate chewin’, new sound effects and a pee-break!!
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Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell are out and prowling the streets again! This time it’s a series of community garage sales and a little bit of opposite-world!
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Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell are BACK – returning to the scene of the crime of episode 100 and start HOOVERING UP comics and records! Plus- Chris is informed of the TRAGIC DEATH OF PLASTIC MAN!
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Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell round out the summer with a tripout of town to a flea market and scarf up a bunch of treasures!
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Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell ruin their run of enjoyable estate sales and it ain’t pretty!
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Join Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell on a short, smell-filled Garage Sale Gloat!
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This one starts off grouchy, but it’s all uphill for Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell as a drippy morning gets sunnier and the talk turns to ELO and Stevie Nicks. Then it goes downhill fast.
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Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell get off to a slow start, but things escalate. Also: horrible lies and slander about Anne Bancroft!
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Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell were supposed to get rained out this week, but the rain wimped out and found a bounty of CHEAP-ASS stuff!
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Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell go into another suspiciously beautiful day and potentially dodge a husband/wife serial killer team!
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Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell have another memorable day despite some GLOOMY-ASS weather! Bonus Richard Simmons story!
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Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell get off to an angry start with a suck-ass slow as molasses estate sale and welcome a guest – MIKE X AKA MR. FUN!!
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Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell have another EPIC day on GARAGE SALE ROAD!
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Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell brave the rain and MAKE LIKE A BABY AND HEAD OUT on a THURSDAY!
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Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell get some comics, teeth, a MYSTERY BOX and discuss obscene things to do with a Ninja Turtle bath mitt.
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Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell meet the “free comics” guy and SPOILER: the comics are not free.
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Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell meet a DEVIL-CHILD, hit the PANIC BUTTON, insult the ELDERLY and then go home!
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Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell are BACK!!! It’s another LONG ONE as the garage sales flow andf the trunk of the GLOATMOBILE is quickly filled! This week: an obscene banana disturbs our hosts!
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Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell are BACK!!! And after addressing the 1 YEAR GAP in Gloats, they proceed to have a BOUNTIFUL DAY!
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The 2023 GARAGE SALE SEASON HAS BEGUN!!
Join Chris Honeywell, Johnny Bueno and Mike X as they hit an awesome estate sale and then a MASSIVE neighborhood sale! The only way to know what they plundered is to LISTEN! LET THE GLOAT BEGIN!
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Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell dig up some deals including a Darth Vader Helmet and 25 cent vinyl!!!
Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell set out to SLIM PICKINS in suburbia, yet they still manage to go HOGG WILD!!!
Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell sail the garage seas and see a sweaty Florida man on the run in the wild, have an I-Talian sub and even go to a few garage sales!!!
Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell get some duds from some surly goth teens and ALWAYS check the super 8mm movie reels!!
Johnny Bueno and Chris Honeywell battle dealers and Santa Clause merchants to garner some tiny treasures!
It’s LATE in summer – but BETTER LATE THAN NEVER! This week Chris Honeywell is hauled around by the LEGENDARY JOHNNY BUENO! Tune in and learn all about VIC’S MAGIC HANDS! Who is JIM and why is he the CAMPMASTER?
For a short trip, Scott McGregor and Chris Honeywell somehow produce a BEEFY GLOAT! Scott goes Hawaiian (and BANANAS) – Chris takes a sit and a spin and recounts an OFF THE GRID neighborhood sale he found the week before!
SCOTT, TINA and CHRIS are on the road again !! Maybe they’ll get some rewards – maybe they’ll get their rug shampooed!
SCOTT, TINA and CHRIS are BACK! NO PLAGUE SHALL END THE GLOAT!! https://twotruefreaks.com/podcast/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/Garage-Sale-Gloat-75.mp3
Join Scott, Chris and “Laugh Track” Tina as they take a short garage sailing jaunt only to be thwarted by the DRIVING RAIN and EXCESSIVE AIR CONDITIONING. Still, SCORES ARE SCORED and at least there’s MEATLOAF!
Join Scott, Tina and Chris on a rare SUNDAY GLOAT where the PICKIN’S ARE SLIM, but rest assured, there ARE pickin’s! Some days you hit the jackpot, and some days are like this one…..
Scott McGregor and Chris Honeywell go at the Garage Trail without Tina this week and uncover a NEST OF PORN, pick up a FURBACCA hitchhiker, a boxful of Magic Cards, some SPACE SHEET MUSIC and MANY MORE TREASURES!
Join “Hard Deal” McGregor, Laugh Track Tina and Junkyard Chris as they get in the Gloatmobile for another SCROUNGING SESSION! A surprising number of garage sales for a May day and a story from Chris!
Welcome back to GARAGE SALE GLOAT! Join Chris, Scott and Tina as they navigate the GLOATMOBILE to the giant bi-annual community garage sale that was in the PREMIER EPISODE of GSG! Book problems will be worsened, Star Wars toys will be found on May The Fourth and a HOLY GRAIL [...]
Now that the WINTER THAW has begun – we have unearthed a LOST EPISODE from LAST SUMMER! Join Scott, Tina and Chris in this episode from SUNNIER DAYS just a few months ago.Get ready – A NEW GARAGE SALE SEASON IS COMING!
SURPRISE SURPRISE! Garage Sale Gloat is BACK with a GUEST GLOATER! Join Two True Freaks CO-CREATOR AND CHRIS’ BEST BUDDY SCOTT GARDNER as he prowls the DESOLATE YARD SALE EXPANSES OF SUNNY FLORIDA choked with OLD PEOPLE SALES and manages to STILL STRIKE GOLD! ALSO – Catch up with Scott [...]
Join Scott, Tina and Chris as they scour the streets in The Gloatmobile, looking to fill their quota of junk. This week starts off looking like a real bummer, man, until an amazing BOOK SALE turns it all around!
Join Chris, Scott and Tina as they venture out into SUPER WEIRDO LAND. Guess what? It gets WEIRD! We’re talking PORN. All different kinds of PORN. Tune in and FIND OUT!
Join Chris, Scott and Tina as they sail the GARAGE SEAS for fame, fortune and cool, cheap STUFF! This week week, things don’t go too well for Scott and Chris, but Tina hits the JACKPOT!!
Join Scott, Chris and Laugh Track Tina on a garage sailing adventure cut short by an unexpected torrential downpour but not before acquiring one of our most obscene and racist items, a box full of comics, a METHMOBILE and explore a CREEPY DOLL MANSION ESTATE SALE! HUNKER DOWN – IT’S [...]
Join Chris Honeywell, Scott Gardner and Laugh Track Tina© as they are joined by Scott’s LEGENDARY MOTHER – MS MGREGOR! She was garage sailing before any of us were even realizing what our baby toys would be worth someday! PLUS – TALKY-GUY FOILED NOT ONCE – BUT TWICE!!!!It was a [...]
IT’S A GOOD DAY TO BE SAILIN’! Join Chris Honeywell, Scott McGregor and Laugh Track Tina as they LIVE THE DREAM! Scott stocks up on SURVIVAL BOOKS, Chris stocks up on CLOCKS and Tina gets MORE LEATHER and THE PRICES ARE RIGHT!
Welcome to a MEGA-SUMMER CROSSOVER EPISODE! Join Scott McGregor, Laugh-Track Tina, Chris Honeywell and special guest DARIO GONZALEZ – LIVE FROM QUEENS, NYC! This is PART ONE of a TWO PART EPIC of Dario’s visit at the end of June. This episode chronicals their GARAGE SAILING and GARAGE SELLING at [...]
Join your hosts Chris, Scott and Tina as they navigate the SWELTERING GARAGE SALE LANDSCAPE! It’s definitely SUMMER – it’s HOT and the garage sales are MELTING! SO OUR OUR HERO’S BRAINS! It’s hit and miss, but some NUGGETS are garnered!BEWARE- THIS ONE GOES OUT IN A BLAST OF TECHNICAL [...]
Join Chris, Scott and Tina for a SHORT, but FRUITFUL day of garage sailing. Today we see the example of HOW YOU RUN A NEIGHBORHOOD SALE. Friendly, plentiful and all the stuff is CHEAP! SPEAKING OUR LANGUAGE!
Scott McGregor and Chris Honeywell cast out on an overcast day. Things don’t look good – BUT WHAT’S THIS? DOES GROM COME THROUGH? Is Chris being for real about his PERSONAL HYGENE? Will Scott POP OFF about his POP UP book? Will YOU? TUNE IN AND FIND OUT!
Join Scott, Tina and Chris as they raise the MIZZEN MAST and hit the GARAGE SAILIN’ SEA for the first time this season! Typically Memorial Day is a pretty crappy day for garage sales in this town – but that’s not how it was meant to be today! EVERYBODY GETS [...]
Summer’s almost gone, and the PICKIN’S are gettin’ SLIMMER. Join Scott McGregor, Chris Honeywell and SPECIAL GUEST Tina as they scour the countryside for GOOD JUNK! It’s a short episode, but some GLOATWORTHY SCORES are still found!
It’s getting late in the season and Chris Honeywell and Scott McGregor head out with special guest Tammy to see what’s left to RUSTLE UP. Turns out Tina gets the FIND OF THE DAY AWARD! Also – It’s BACK TO VIC’S for more PERFECT ONION RINGS and DEEP FRIED GARBAGE [...]
Join Scott McGregor and Chris Honeywell as they mount up the GLOATMOBILE and search out NEAT STUFF! Cool finds this week – FOLK ART (Giant Owl, Giant Lizard and NESTING UGLY BOXES!, POP-UP BOOKS and at least FOUR of the major NERD FOOD GROUPS! And even some of the NORMAL [...]
Join Chris Honeywell and Scott McGregor as they present a JUMBO-SIZED episode! This time the neighborhood garage sale is in THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD! They find an a item SO COOL and SO UNAFFORDABLE that they interview a person at their garage sale for the first time ever! Then – it’s off [...]
Join Chris Honeywell and Scott McGregor as they scour garage sales and ponder the questions – Can the weather be TOO NICE? Can there be TOO MANY garage sales? Is there such a thing as TOO MUCH nerd toys? What do you do when you RUN OUT OF MONEY BUT [...]
Join Chris Honeywell and Scott McGregor for the UNIVERSE-GUIDED 50th episode of Garage Sale Gloat!The Gloatmobile explores an unusual suburban quadrant and the results are INTERESTING, but MIXED!We’re talking SYNCHRONICITY!
It’s been a couple weeks, but Garage Sale Gloat is back with A VENGEANCE! This time Chris Honeywell and Scott McGregor have a GUEST GLOATMOBILE because they have a MYSTERY GUEST!!!! Tune in for a BONUS-SIZED BLAST!
The GLOATMOBILE is back on track! It’s a sunny, cloud-free day and Scott McGregor and Chris Honeywell are ON THE HUNT. Scott works on his MERIT BADGES, while Chris has a DATE WITH DESTINY! Once again – TOO MANY RECORDS! A HEAD, SULU and a STAPLER. Improve your basic MOTOR [...]
GARMIN is DEAD! Scott McGregor and Chris Honeywell must sail the GLOATMOBILE old school style – with sextants and using the position of the stars, which is EXTREMELY DIFFICULT on a sunny summer day! Garage sales are found, Scott Gets some hippie lessons, Chris tells a sweary story and TONS [...]
This week the famed GLOATMOBILE sits idle as Scott McGregor and Chris Honeywell throw the party in their OWN DRIVEWAYS! Yes, it’s the ANNUAL GARAGE SALE! Do the BIG BUCKS ROLL IN, or is it a day of BITTER DISAPPOINTMENT! We all know there’s only ONE WAY to find out!
Join intrepid hosts Chris Honeywell and Scott McGregor as they steer the GLOATMOBILE into another JUNK-FILLED ADVENTURES. This weeks garage sales aren’t as awesome as last weeks, but they DO yield a HUGE Star Wars scores! And an added bonus they have a GENUINE JOHNNY BUENO SIGHTING! Plus – Scott [...]
The SUMMER has officially begun! Join Chris Honeywell and Scott McGregor OFFICIALLY begin the 2017 GLOAT SEASON with a pretty much AWESOME scouring through of their USUAL HAUNTS. The GLOATMOBILE© is back and showing off it’s STEROPHONIC SOUND, the sun is shining and every garage sale seems to have it’s [...]
GARAGE SALE GLOAT IS BACK!! It was going to be a TRIMPHANT RETURN with special guest stars and GARAGE SALES GALORE! The only problem – GROM GOT THE WEATHER DRUNK! Flights were cancelled and everyone knows WATER DRIES UP GARAGE SALES! That said, Scott McGregor and Chris Honeywell STILL fire [...]
It’s been a little slow this Summer…..but WHEN IT RAINS – IT POURS! This time Chris Honeywell and Scott McGregor ditch the crippled GLOATMOBILE to tour around with GARAGE SALE GRAND-MASTERS – DARIO GONZALEZ and THE INTRUDER! Dario has traveled to Rochester from Queens via Lisbon Portugal to GARAGE SAIL! [...]
Chris Honeywell and Scott McGregor are BACK ON THE ROAD – but for HOW LONG?! Yes the Gloatmobile is on it’s LAST LEGS, or LAST WHEELS as the case may be and any garage sailing must be done close to home! Nonetheless, they manage to scrounge some stuff up in [...]
In this SPECIAL BIZZARRO EPISODE – Scott McGregor and Chris Honeywell have THEIR OWN GARAGE SALE! Who will visit? Will they get enough money to ORDER A PIZZA? Will the whole thing be brought to a GRINDING HALT by soe sort of SQUIRREL BATTLE/ORGY?! There’s only ONE WAY to find [...]
Join Chris Honeywell and Scott McGregor as they pilot the GLOATMOBILE into GARAGE SALE GLORY! This week – an EARLY SCORE – the ORIGINAL CUBE- how NOT to run an ESTATE SALE and a SCOTTISH PAINTER!
Welcome to a MUTANT episode of THE GLOAT as Scott McGregor and Chris Honeywell split two days on a neighborhood garage sale right down the street. They had a couple hours each day before Chris had to report to the SLAVE PITS, so imagine their surprise when they end up [...]
This week Scott McGregor and Chris Honeywell are Joined by Sara Tonin for a cloudy day of SCROUNGING. This time – Middle Eastern Walter Matthau – Subway tokens, Scott chooses his own adventure- Sara will always have warm baby food – naked pewter ladies -AND MUCH, MUCH MORE!
THEY’RE BACK! Chris Honeywell and Scott McGregor have GASSED UP THE GLOATMOBILE and set sail for SALES! This week – THE ROCHESTER GAY MEN’S CHOIR garage sale, a passive-aggressive old lady wants her monkey at some HIPPIE SCHOOL, a kid is suckered into selling his STORMTROOPER, Scott has WEEBLES in [...]
SURPRISE! It’s the MIDDLE OF WINTER and Chris Honeywell and Scott McGregor have ONLY NOW lashed together the FINAL GARAGE SAILING DAY OF THE 2015 SEASON! It’s a DOOZY – with one of the greatest estate sales EVER and almost an hour long WRAP UP of the season of shopping [...]
In a belated Garage Sale Gloat, we fint host Chris Honeywell spazzing out and talking over the heavily medicated Scott McGregor, who has apparently inherited Honeywell’s back pain! You can hear the moment the medicine kicks in, folks! Joining them is Sara Tonin, who loads up on Winnie The Pooh [...]
SUMMER’S ALMOST DONE! Join Chris Honeywell and Scott McGregor for an interesting day of garage sailing in which large items are the rule. There’s an 8 foot Frankenstein’s monster and a box full of someone else’s memories and a trip to Wimpy’s. Chris makes Scott go back to a sale [...]
Join Chris Honeywell and Scott McGregor as they have another interesting day of GARAGE SAILING. Topics discussed – False Flag Yard Sales – mail-order brides – when Jesus met Kenobi – Edith Bunker role-play – horse racing records – and MUCH MORE _ all punctuated by Wimpy’s Burger burps!
Join Scott McGregor and Chris Honeywell as they pilot the GLOATMOBILE from YARD TO GARAGE TO ESTATE SEEKING BOOTY! This week they offer a JUMBO SIZED episode where they find a weird semi-unicycle-bike-thing, bump into JOHNNY BUENO and destroy some 5 GUYS! It’s a BARGAIN-BASEMENT PODCAST FULL OF BARGAINS!
Scott McGregor and Chris Honeywell welcome Sarah Tonin aboard the GLOATMOBILE for an overcast day of garage sailing. GROM is a CRUEL MASTER and he is not meteing out as much BOUNTY as last month, but HOLY SHIT GIANT GORILLA!!!!!!! They have a GIANT GORILLA in their YARD!!!! Also, we [...]
The GLOATMOBILE RIDES AGAIN! This week Chris Honeywell and Scott McGregor discover a nice neighborhood sale with nice people in a pretty sketchy neighborhood! They LITERALLY ROCK DOWN TO ELECTRIC AVENUE! An old lady needs a shave. Chris does a bad Mad Max impression (again). This week is not the [...]
Get ready for a BONUS-SIZED episode! Join Scott McGregor and Chris Honeywell as they fire up the GLOATMOBILE and find a BOUNTY of good sales! Despite one shattered spine and a luchtime tragedy, it turns out to be a GLORIOUS DAY! Look out for a drop-in by JOHNNY BUENO and [...]
IT’S ALIVE! Despite a SHATTERED SPINE- Chris Honeywell manages to find a Star Wars laden garage sale on his block! Also, he takes a hobbley trip to the PUBLIC MARKET GARAGE SALE with Scot McGregor and Sara Tonin. Larry Flynt impressions follow! IT ALL ENDS WITH EMPINADAS!
Swanky music, beautiful weather, an entertaining Gloatmobile Guest, delicious Mexican food – BUT WHAT ABOUT THE GARAGE SALES????Also – Johnny Bueno gets the LUCKY RAT BASTARD AWARD this week!
After a slow couple of trips, things start to look up a little as Chris Honeywell and Scott McGregor hit their usual route and actually get some NEAT STUFF! Lots of toys this week! Maybe it was Chris’ First Day Of School pants! As far as lunch goes….the less said [...]
In this episode, Chris Honeywell and Scott McGregor welcome special guest SARA TONIN along for a HELLRIDE IN THE GLOATMOBILE!Escape From The Death Star, giant oval Martin Luther King, ceramic pig-cop mug, cheap footwear and cheeky paddleball raquets all feature prominently in this episode. Also – MORE JRECK SUBS.
Join Chris Honeywell and Scott McGregor as they saddle up the GLOATMOBILE and set out to PLUNDER GARAGE SALES! This month there are SLIM, but INTERESTING pickings in SUPER WEIRDO LAND, an outlying suburb that certainly lives up to it’s name. The REAL find this week is a CULINARY FIND [...]
Welcome back to GARAGE SALE GLOAT! This week, after two weeks of CONVENTIONING and GRILLING – Chris Honeywell and Scott McGregor are BACK in a SOUPED-UP GLOATMOBILE and ready for WAR! Unfortunately, pickings were a little slim but that doesn’t mean there weren’t some small treasures found! Also – TREE [...]
Well, it’s only May 8 and it’s 87 degrees, a Friday, and the GLOATMOBILE IS IN THE WIND! Join Chris Honeywell and Scott McGregor as they STRIP THE LAND OF IT’S GARAGE SALE BOOTY! Speaking of BOOTY – SCOTT GOT A BOOK WITH NAKEY PICTURES! Chris got a talking alarm [...]
IT’S BACK! Welcome to SEASON 3 of GARAGE SALE GLOAT! There is no Spring here. Just Winter and BAM it’s Summer and you’re standing in the middle of TWO HUNDRED GARAGE SALES! Join Chris Honeywell and Scott McGregor as they SIFT THEIR BOOTY THROUGH THEIR FINGERS AND GLOAT, GLOAT, GLOAT!!!!!!
The Summer is winding down and Chris Honeywell and Scott Gardner head to scenic PULTNEYVILLE fow a TOWN-WIDE GARAGE SALE! GROM smiles upon the day as much CHEAP BOOTY is collected! BONUS- An ACTUAL LISTENER is met!
It’s a day of NEAR PERFECT GARAGE SAILING! No, gold wasn’t struck, just a great day for SCROUNGING. We’re talking REAL garage sales.
THIS TIME- Chris Honeywell and Scott Gardner are joined by guest JOHNNY BUENO in the NEW, NEW GLOATMOBILE! Now with 100% LESS BURSTING INTO FLAME! CROATIAN MYSTERY MASK! FUKISHIMA ARTIFACT! KUNG-FU MORPHIUS! JACKET WITH BURNS! HAPPY, WAVING, SCREAMING CRAZY PEOPLE!
Garage Sale Gloat finds Chris Honeywell and Scott McGregor once more LIVE on the road. Join them as they dodge cops, reap booty and find the mysterious iron on pictured in the show art. WHAT THE HELL DOES IT MEAN? If you can figure it out, I will send you [...]
Garage Sale Gloat turns to Garage Sale Babble as a punchy Chris stays up TOO LATE to describe the haul from the last two weeks! Yes, it’s another BLOATED JUMBO EPISODE – REPLETE WITH ALL CAPS! There is excitement as STAR TREK and INDIANA JONES BOOTY is found and the [...]
In this MIRROR DIMENSION episode, Chris Honeywell and Scott McGregor don’t go ANYWHERE and don’t buy ANYTHING but BEER, CIGARETTES and PIZZA! This time THEY ARE THE GARAGE SALE! Will they make any money? Will the neighbor’s cat get fed? WILL THE MADNESS NEVER END?!
When it rains, it pours! Join Chris Honeywell and Scott McGregor on a LIVE LUCKY FRIDAY THE 13th EXCURSION! Chris spends too much money! Scott makes some good ON THE CHEAP scores! Italian food is eaten and LOUD NOISES happen in the background!
This time, Chris Honeywell brings you a JUMBO-TWOFER SHOW! Find out all the good junk Chris and Scott McGregor have found in the last 2 weeks! Scott scarfs some Lego’s out from under Chris’ nose, Chris finds a HOLY GRAIL item and also tells you where to find the GREATEST [...]
It’s a BONUS “on the road” episode! Chris Honeywell is joined by Scott McGregor and Mike Cross as they scour a GODZILLA-SIZED community garage sale! The season is starting off with a bang as Chris goes QUADRAPHONIC, goes back to the ORIGINAL DIAL-UP, tells the morning to go F&*K ITSELF [...]
It’s BAAAAAAACK! A new garage sale season is upon us and Chris Honeywell is back to SHARE IN THE SCROUNGE! He and Scott McGregor hit the suburbs and SCORED SOME JUNK! WHAT IS IT?! There’s only one way to find out!
Join Scott McGregor and Chris Honeywell as they journey back to Carthage, NY to pillage Scott’s mother’s attic of childhood booty! Remember – One does not simply WALK into Carthage. In this case, a minivan was employed. A book of Wiccan spells is purchased from a sketchy lady in an [...]
It’s a catch up show! Chris has been neglegting his BOOTY for the last 3 weeks, so he gives you a rundown on the MASSIVE PILE OF JUNK that has been backing up lately! IT’S HOARDERIFIC! PRAISE GROM!
It’s another ON THE ROAD episode as Chris Honeywell and Scott McGregor are joined by Mike Cross as they sail into the Rochester suburbs in search of BOOTY! Tom Tom gets annoying, Chris gets some handcuffs and old lady gloves, Scott finds out what OLD SCHOOL Arthur the Aardvark looks [...]
Welcome to another episode of GARAGE SALE GLOAT – Join Chris Honeywell as he shares his “expertise” on selling books on E-Bay in response to his FIRST EVER QUESTION – and BOY, is it a HUMDINGER!
Garage Sale Gloat GOES LIVE! YOU ARE THERE as Chris Honeywell and Scott McGregor navigate SECRET GARAGE SALE ROUTES with only their trusty Tom Tom (bought at a garage sale) to lead them. Hear them describe their fresh finds IN LIVING, DYNAMIC STEREO! Also: Ophra Winfrey inspires some swearing!
Calculators, AM radio bumper records, “You Gotta Wash Your Ass”, “I Eat Kids”, HOLY GRAIL book finds (good eye, Scott!), Nunzilla, Amatron, Jello Jigglers and a visit to Maury Clawhammerini’s Pizza Emporium!
Sometimes a combination of a slow Garage Sale day and blind luck can land you in a fascinating place and you walk away with a 40 pound box of porn.
Welcome to the second episode! find out what stuff from the first episode sold and for how much. It has been a HUGE garage sale week and Chris has plundered a ton of crap. This time – what the hell is a S.C.A FM receiver and what does it receive? [...]
In this first episode, Chris Honeywell shares his finds from the first epic community garage sale of the season. Follow his treasures as they either go into the Honeywell Vault or get sold on E-Bay! This time Chris gets a classic videogame system, a Star Trek score and MUCH more! [...]