Random Assault Podcast: Recent Episodes
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This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch gushes over Resident Evil Village, Matt is disappointed by Yakuza 6, and Pokemania is alive and well in both of their lives.
SHOW NOTES: - Disney's Extreme Skate Adventure - Resident Evil Village - Yakuza 6 - Arcade 1UP - Pokemon - Dario Argento - Labyrinth
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Alex returns for a special appearance to catch up with the boys. Naturally, the new Mortal Kombat movie is brought up, among other topics!
SHOW NOTES: - Rule 34 - Jackbox - Mortal Kombat - Arcade machines - Catching up
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt talks about Godzilla vs Kong, Mitch talks about VR, and the two of them react to the new Space Jam trailer.
SHOW NOTES: - Godzilla vs Kong - Space Jam 2 - Adult stuff in kids' movies - VR gaming - Thumper is a bad game - Stone Ocean - Naked Vengeance - Sega Astro City Mini - Hacking arcade machines - Windows and Linux - Console exclusivity - Dead or Alive - Redo of Healer - Shaman King remake - Streaming services - 8bitdo and Retro Fighters - CRT television collecting - Frowning women
NO, YOU'RE NOT MISTAKEN Episode 378 is missing. We had damning evidence about how the Coronavirus is a fraud and it was used to steal the 2020 US Presidential Election, and we also gave out the 11 secret herbs and spices in KFC's original recipe. So, we're working on getting that one back up.
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt talks about The Snyder Cut, Mitch just doesn't get Monster Hunter, and the two talk about the normal crap you're used to hearing about from this show at this point.
SHOW NOTES: - Zack Snyder's Justice League - Monster Hunter - Never apologize - Dan Avidan - Chicks are lame - Kevin Smith - Nintendo games - PlayStation Play at Home - Mario 64 sucks
This week on the totally on-time and not-at-all late Career Suicide Podcast, Matt and Mitch go over the hoopla surrounding the short stock scandal, and how it's finally unified the country against its true enemy, even if just for a little bit. Matt has gone full gun-nut, and Mitch helps us all realize what we already knew: women are the root problem. Of everything. Literally all of society's woes.
SHOW NOTES: - WallStreetBets - The persistence of internet culture - Gun Matt - GamerGate 2.0 - Movie theaters - Women are the problem
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch keeps on keeping on in Death Stranding, Matt reveals that there was actually a fantastic Garfield animated special, and Mitch comes to grips with his obsession with Scooby-Doo.
SHOW NOTES: - Death Stranding - Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance - Hotel Transylvania - CG movie ending dance parties - Garfield: Babes and Bullets - Scooby-Doo - TMNT 2012 - Resident Evil VIILage - Scott Pilgrim the Game
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, the boys talk about their Christmases (or lack thereof), Matt supports strong women by watching Wonder Woman 1984, Mitch supports strong men by watching The Lighthouse, and Matt goes full gay for The Mandalorian.
SHOW NOTES - Christmas - Mega 64 - Suda51 - Glorious Leader Xi Jinping - Wonder Wüman - Young Justice - Stargirl - Johnny Mnemonic - The Lighthouse - Final Fantasy - The Mandalorian
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt finds a PAL in Terranigma, Mitch gets depressed over Steins;Gate 0, and the boys lament how bad the new Animaniacs is.
SHOW NOTES: - Terra***ma - Secret of Mana - Kung-Pow - Steins;Gate 0 - Ben 10 - Professor Layton - Animaniacs reboot - Filthy Frank - Death Stranding - Kentucky Route Zero - The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane - New Jack City - Scrooged
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt joins the NRA, Mitch talks about the greatest movie ever made (Freddy Got Fingered), and the boys discuss the pros and cons of owning an Arcade1Up cabinet.
SHOW NOTES: - Rootin' tootin' cowboy shootin' - Steins;Gate - I Am Not a Serial Killer - Freddy Got Fingered - 8mm - Toy Galaxy - Visions - Megamind - Double Shake - Selling games and manga - Arcade 1up
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, the boys discuss their Halloween adventures, Mitch complains about Super Mario Sunshine (objectively the worst 3D Mario game), and Matt gets soy about The Mandalorian.
SHOW NOTES: - The podcast's name - Amblimation - The Addams Family (2019) - Halloween (the holiday, not the movie series) - Friday the 13th (the movie series, not the holiday) - Super Mario Sunshine - No More Heroes - The Mandalorian - Pinball machines - Electric cars - Phasmophobia
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, the boys lament the Animaniacs reboot being dead on arrival, talk about Tales from the Crypt (can you tell this episode was recorded before Halloween lol), and more! Mitch gets sad about the new Battletoads, Matt gets patriotic with anti-communist propaganda film Superman: Red Son, and since it's this show, Sonic's feet come up in conversation. Because we a have a quota to hit.
SHOW NOTES: - Animaniacs - Knightmare - Tales from the Crypt - Horror games - Golden Boy - Shout! Factory - A Whisker Away - Superman: Red Son - The election - PS5 and suppression of free speech - Battletoads - Sonic's feet - Raised by Wolves
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch actually watches some mainstream television for once, Minecraft Steve breaks Twitter, and the boys argue about the China virus yet again.
SHOW NOTES: - Hololive English - Electric cars - Stand-up comedy - The Mandalorian - Prestige TV episode lengths - High Score (Netflix documentary) - Gatekeeping - Minecraft Steve - Halloween - Battletoads (2020) - Beat-em-ups - Mitch saw a Karen in the wild - Chinese virus - Prog rock
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch pretends he's a superman, Matt hangs out with The Boys, and the duo lament the current state of things in the US, and even more troubling: limited digital game releases.
SHOW NOTES: - Keanu Reeves - PC woes - Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1 + 2 - Super Mario 3D All-Stars - Jack Black - Dread X Collection 2 - The state of the US - Don't trust the news - Limp Bizkit - Internet reviewers - Anime figures - The Boys - Women aren't funny
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch talks way too much about the Final Fantasy VII Remake, Matt starts diving into Skyward Sword, Mitch laments upgrading to Windows 10, and Matt is Fitness whole Boxing in his ass.
SHOW NOTES: - Windows 10 - Epic Games Store - Avatar and The Legend of Korra - Final Fantasy VII Remake - Skyward Sword - Truberbrook - Records - Mini consoles - Collecting games - Fitness Boxing
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt talks about visiting Mitch to check out some local game and record stores, Mitch gets magical with Noita, the boys are building PCs, and we're losing Matt to clown porn.
SHOW NOTES: - Five Nights at Freddy's/Banana Splits - RoosterTeeth - Old gaming magazine ads - Yakuza - Memes - Noita - Toradora - Sports games - PC building - Nick Robinson - Big Comfy Couch - Clown porn - Quarantine sports/concerts on Twitch - Jordan Peele: the only black man in Hollywood - Video game movies
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, ol' cowpoke Kate drops by to talk about horses, Final Fantasy XI, and of course, Star Trek! Matt starts getting deep in the deep state with Deus Ex, and Mitch reminisces about Deutschland.
SHOW NOTES: - What Kate's been up to - Animal husbandry - The Final Fantasy VII House - Horror movies - Women aren't funny - The Lost Boys - Stair Track - Germany - Hollow Man/Invisible Man - L is Real 2401 - Final Fantasy XI - Deus Ex - Badass women - Battlestations - Final Fantasy - Doing crime in Europe
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, the boys discuss locking yourself out of the house, the dichotomy between voice actors and their race, and more! Mitch dives into Ring Fit Adventure, Matt digs into Eatman, and both discover the best new term for blue balls you've ever heard. (Thanks, Branny!)
SHOWNOTES: - Home improvement - Locking yourself out of the house - Mortal Kombat Legends: Scorpion's Revenge - Voice acting and race - Statues bad - Cummyaches - Eatman - Ring Fit Adventure - Yakuza 3 - Steam summer sale - The Clone Wars - Shantae - Studio Ghibli - Stand-up comedy
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch does what Nintendon't with the Sega Genesis Mini, Matt can't even get through an episode of J.G. Quintel's new show, and the boys talk about upgrading their PCs. They also talk way too much about Adam Sandler movies.
SHOW NOTES: - Comedy Night - Sega Genesis Mini - Beat 'em ups - Close Enough - Chinese Coronavirus - Upgrading PC - Final Fantasy VII Remake - Ralphthemoviemaker - Iron Giant - Adam Sandler movies - Video games rock
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch takes a trip to the farmer's market, Matt gets his hands on a PlayStation Classic, and the boys discuss the various fetish restaurant chains that have popped up recently.
SHOW NOTES: - Boomers, Millennials, and Zoomers - Farmers market - Hawaiian shirts - Black History Month 2 - PlayStation Classic - Yakuza - Clone Wars - Ab Girl Bee's - Super Famicom - CHAZ - KotoDama: The 7 Mysteries of Something or Other - Programming socks - PS5 - Cock sliders - Conan Exiles
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt and Mitch suddenly want their own demon girl harem, Mitch turns Japanese (while learning Japanese) with the TurboGrafx-16 (aka PC Engine) Mini, Alex talks more about Mortal Kombat (because of course), and discovers that Animal Crossing is maybe the only video game franchise that has seen less quality-of-life improvements than Monster Hunter.
SHOW NOTES: - Helltaker - Limited Run - TurboGrafx-16 Mini - Learning Japanese - Just Shapes and Beats - Mortal Kombat - Sindel - Scorpion's Revenge - Animal Crossing and quality-of-life
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Alex comes on to weigh in about Mortal Kombat 11: Aftermath, and how day-one owners of the game are getting screwed on it. Mitch gushes over Alita: Battle Angel, and Matt talks about the Clone Wars. Also, Alex gives us the horrifying revelation that "Air Bud Studios" is a thing.
SHOW NOTES: - Fighting games - Air Bud Studios - HP Lovecraft - FRIENDSHIP - Drunk stories - Alita - Clone Wars - Gravity Rush 2
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch and Matt make it known where they fall on the political spectrum, Matt likes the Sonic movie, Mitch talks up Color Out of Space, and the two talk about the now-infamous Last of Us 2 leaks.
SHOW NOTES: - We're definitely alt-right - The Sonic movie - Color Out of Space - Skateboards - Horror and 80's movies - Blood - Code Monkeys - Seis Manos - Dragon Prince - The Last of Us 2 leaks
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Alex drops in to tell us that his Cells are At Work, and that he wants to Hi-Score with a Girl. Mitch says Sayonara to the Wild Hearts, and also tries to lead us down the MC-Escher breadcrumb trail of how his brain works. Matt thinks Guns have No Life. And then the show ends but Mitch rants about Coronavirus theories for another hour.
SHOWNOTES: - Cells at Work - Hi-Score Girl - Sayonara Wild Hearts - How Mitch's ADD-addled brain works - Murder by Numbers - No Gun's Life - FF7R - COVID conspiracy talk
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Alex returns to talk a WHOLE lot of anime, including Yu-Gi-Oh!, Land of the Lustrous, and more. Mitch gets Annihilated, Matt meets the Phantasm, and Alex Shudders.
SHOW NOTES: - Matt created the Coronavirus to get Alex back on the show - AlphaRookie - Phantasm - Shudder - Horror movies - Annihilation - Smiling Friends - Voice actors - Land of the Lustrous - Anime with weird art styles - Yu-Gi-Oh
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, it's a Random Assault reunion as Alex comes back to discuss his trip to Arizona, overrated burger chains, and how he's making his way through the Ringu films. Mitch and Matt gush about Animal Crossing, and we talk about the thing that's happening. (To people reading these show-notes in the future, I mean the Chinese Coronavirus that was definitely a front for some shady government activity, right?)
SHOW NOTES: - World events - Arizona - Priscilla, Queen of the Desert - Animal Crossing - The Grand Canyon - In and Out Burger - Vortexes - Phoenix, AZ - REmake 2 - We talk about the thing - Space Jam - Ringu
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt watches a movie made by a black guy, and gets what he f**king deserves. Mitch endures the Sonic movie, as well as the Netflix Dragon Quest movie. Meanwhile, Matt gets into a bunch of retro anime.
SHOW NOTES: - Pokemon Sword/Shield - Joker - Bernie - The Sonic movie - Us - More cum jokes - John Wayne movies - Dragon Quest Your Story - Read or Die - Bubblegum Crisis - Stand Alone Complex - Poppy
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch becomes a Hypnospace Outlaw, Matt concludes his journey with the Marvel Cinematic Universe, the boys discuss the merits of sexy cartoon animals, and Mitch correctly states that Thanos did nothing wrong.
SHOW NOTES: - Doctor Sleep - Sexy cartoon animals - Hypnospace Outlaw - Matt's Marvel journey is finished and he is gay now - Sam Raimi - Thanos did nothing wrong - Wild Wild West - CG anime reboots that are ugly - Margaret Qualley's tits
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, it's a short one as Matt continues his adventures down the soy-lined halls of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Mitch gets Superliminal, and the boys ponder the logistics of Scarlett Johansson having sex with the Hulk.
SHOW NOTES: - Matt's Marvel Menagerie - Superliminal - Kazooie is always pregnant - Scarlet Johansson having sex with the Hulk - Ishuzoku Reviewers
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt talks about getting his balls de-boned, Mitch talks about wandering the Exiled Lands, Matt's gone full-on Marvel cuck, and Mitch makes some connections in Death Stranding.
SHOW NOTES: - Cumming in Memphis - Limp Bizkit - Matt's vasectomy - Mythic Manor - Conan Exiles - Marvel movies - Violent movies - Japanese horror - Death Stranding
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch finds a Netflix show that's actually GOOD, Matt finally experiences A Hat in Time, the boys talk about the trainwreck that was the 2019 Game Awards, and also Star Wars.
SHOW NOTES: - Kids horror movies - Hellboy - The Witcher - A Hat in Time - Suda51 and SWERY65 - The Game Awards - Astro Bot and other VR stuff - Ghostbusters - Scooby Doo Mystery Inc - Stair Wars - Pirates of the Caribbean
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt does full soyboy on the Disney+ train, and the boys talk about Gargoyles and Talespin. Matt discovers the wonders of the bidet, Mitch complains that we're in the Golden Turd Age of Television, and then the two boys argue for like an hour about eating bugs.
SHOW NOTES: - Gargoyles - Talespin - The Irishman - Matt racks-a dishiprine - Richard Williams - Black Friday - Bidets - More VR stuff - Facade - James Bond - Dumb movie theories - The Golden Turd Age of TV - Whamageddon - Jokes normalizing our current dystopia - Matt and Mitch argue about our forced bug-eating future - LumpyTouch
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch urges everyone to watch Klaus, and makes people mad on Twitter. Matt's gone full-on cuck by subscribing to Disney+, meanwhile, Mitch's Disney idiocy is related to the theme parks and candles. Matt and Mitch also go over the gradient of unfunny celebrities that they wish would perish.
SHOW NOTES: - The Mandalorian - Klaus - Inflammatory Twitter posts - Half Life: Alyx - VR - Disney+ - Magic Candle Company - Cybertruck - The pantheon of unfunny celebrities - Pet Semetary - Leaning Tower of Cheesa - Tipping and anxiety
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, the boys talk about their Spooky Month festivities, Mitch takes the plunge on VR, Matt can't stand unskippable cutscenes, and then they just take Nightmare Before Christmas lyrics and turn them into gay and cum jokes for the last 15 minutes of the show. Like you expect any better.
SHOW NOTES: - VR - Questionable hentai artist retweets - OK boomer - Godzilla - Halloween - Carrie - Observer - Walking simulators - Unskippable cutscenes - Terminator: Dark Fate - Horror movies - We turn Nightmare Before Christmas lyrics into cum jokes for 15 minutes
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch gets caught up in the Night Trap, Matt watches a bunch of James Wan flicks, and the boys get down to the real point of this show: that hating women is a good thing.
SHOW NOTES: - Night Trap - Observer - James Wan movies - Before I Wake - Binge watching - Metal Wolf Chaos XD - Taiko no Tatsujin - Cursed rhythm controllers - Dogs - Nintendo Labo - Hating women is good
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch sees the funny clown man movie, Blake fills us in on Atlanta Pride, Dylan proves his cuckitude by ranking Captain Marvel highly in the MCU, and Matt still refuses to watch the films of Jordan Peele, because he IS a card-carrying racist. Get 'im, boys!
SHOW NOTES: - Joker - More horror movies - Link's Awakening - "Classic" movies - Atlanta Pride - Aquabats - The Wall - Sayonara Wild Hearts - Marvel Cinematic Universe - Get Out & Us - Found footage films - Metallica album covers
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt reveals his normie status by claiming to like American Horror Story, Mitch beats Final Fantasy VII for the first time ever, and everyone is mad at Nostalgia Critic's review of The Wall. Sebastian's on for basically the entire episode. Also, the last half hour or so is just the guys looking over a Sears Wish Book from 1992 or something. So... enjoy that, audio listeners.
SHOW NOTES: - Joker - Final Fantasy VII - American Horror Story - Spooky movies - Nostalgia Critic's The Wall - Tony Hawk - Link's Awakening - Bloodstained - Matt's Raspberry Pi arcade cabinet - Nintendo Labo - Sears Wish Book
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch hacks the Gibson, listener Devilman joins in to tell his side of the story Dylan told last week, where Devilman and another Discord user ERP-ed with people in FFXIV for sweet prizes, and Dylan defends Borderlands 3, because he is a child.
SEGMENT 1: - Anime dubs - Hackers - Devilman pleads his case - Chicken sandwiches - Final Fantasy VII
SEGMENT 2: - Maxwell TV - Working at McDonald's - Borderlands 3
SEGMENT 3: - Portland Comic Con - The Dark Crystal - The Golden Ages - The geography of Europe
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch finally watches Evangelion, Matt and his buddy talk about going to the gym, and the boys discuss the recent Nintendo Direct. Odie Esty and Sebastian come on to reveal the horrifying underbelly of the Nekopara series. Also, the sissy hypno thing might be very, very real.
SEGMENT 1: - Evangelion - Justice League - Nintendo Direct
SEGMENT 2: - Old cartoons - Jaleel White as Sonic - Gym talk - Magic the Gathering - Chapelle's new special - Deep fakes - Call of Cthulhu - Capcom games - Nekopara - Discord drama - Roleplaying in FFXIV - Sissy hypno
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt flies solo for the first segment, until special guest Mitch arrives and is able to record show notes. The guys talk about how Fear Inoculum sucks, the Funimation audio leaks, and Dylan comes on to talk about Astral Chain.
SEGMENT 1:
SEGMENT 2: - Ninja Warriors - Fear Inoculum sucks - Ziltoid the Omniscient - The Funimation leak - ProJared cancels cancel culture - Drifters - Metal Shark Bro - Talk Bernie to Me - Sly Cooper and inFamous - Kamen Rider has Stuart Copeland nightcore in it - Astral Chain - Borderlands 3 - Justin Roiland is an unfunny goon - Godzilla - Horror movies on Hulu
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, the boys clown on the whole Jeffrey Epstein thing, Matt's off Facebook for good, Mitch can't tell the difference between black women, and some nerd comes on to talk about tokusatsu. Our feed was down for so long because the site it's on is run by Indians, so I forget who it was. It was probably Blake, because he's all about that gay stuff.
SEGMENT 1: - Peter Stormaire - Nicktoons - Getting rid of your Facebook - Zoloft - Dreams - OneyPlays
SEGMENT 2: - Rat on the beat - The intricate differences between the Sonic games - Sonic fan-art - Power Rangers lore - Tokusatsu - Twitch drama - Lootcrate - Anime figures - Mitch can't tell black women apart - Which Pokemon would you bone?
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch is busy being Tim Allen in the 90's, so Matt invites his dumb broad girlfriend on to play Sonic CD. Also, there's no show notes for this episode because Matt isn't afflicted with the podcast autism that Mitch has, so yeah.
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch talks way too much about theme parks, Fatty introduces the boys to the strangely atmospheric Doom PS1 port soundtrack, and we watch the economy of 2fort reach total hat-uration.
SEGMENT 1: - Theme park rides and animatronics - The Lion King (the old one) - Dreams - Bohemian Rhapsody - Kill la Kill IF - The Friends of Ringo Ishikawa
SEGMENT 2: - Doom's music - Retro shooters - TF2's market crash - Selling items on Steam - Horny anime
SEGMENT 3: - Supermega sucks - Mortis' drawings
Oh gawd, it's anudda Career Suicide Podcast, and we're back to the classic 3-act structure from the old podcast! Matt has some BIG news to share about how he's suddenly going to be much more wealthy and protected in the future, Mitch is feeling motivated thanks to Devil May Cry 3, the boys dissect the Cats and It Chapter 2 trailers, and then Blake comes on to talk about his experiences at Atlanta Comic Con.
SEGMENT 1: - Matt's big news - KyoAni arson - Cats trailer - IT trailer - Haven't You Heard? I'm Sakamoto - Devil May Cry 3 - PlayStation menus are slow
SEGMENT 2: - Atlanta Comic Con - Facebook drama - Gamer Girl Bath Water - Feet - Porn habits - Inflation pics
SEGMENT 3: - The new RRRUUUURRRUUUUS
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Wizard joins us to talk a whole heaping lot about Touhou, Mitch and Matt discuss the fact that Hollywood is just a feminist propaganda machine at this point, Mitch recaps his experience at Kupocon with the boys from Nude Clan, Al Dente talks about her experience at SGDQ with the Boys of Cringey Summer, and then Matt and Mitch push Dylan to the breaking point. It's all fun and games here, at the Career Suicide Podcast.
SHOW NOTES: - Touhou - Lots of Touhou - Too much Touhou - Midsommar - Bandersnatch - Jordan Peele's filmography - Feminist propaganda - Disney live action remakes - Kupocon - SGDQ - Dylan Spergs Out - Bloodstained - Crash Team Racing - Chicken poop
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt talks up Hi-Score Girl, Mitch complains about Spotify randomly changing their "Like" system, and we get to the bottom of Blake's secret ties to the Talmud.
- Hi-Score Girl
- Bloodstained
- Dark Crystal
- Toy Story 4
- Hollow Knight
- Disgaea
- Evangelion
- Blake's secret Jewish heritage and receding hairline
- Midsummer
- Babylon 5
- Keanu Reeves
- Spotify
- Star Wars
- Funko Pops
- Black Mirror
- Chris Chan's self-inflicted taint wound
- Kindergarten Cop
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt and Mitch give their hot E3 takes, Odie Esty talks about some edgy manga and the new Godzilla flick, and Wizard talks about getting an MRI and going to an anime convention with his dad.
SHOW NOTES: - Gravity Rush - Blaster Master Zero 2 - E3 - Tifa - Smash Bros DLCs - No More Heroes 3 - Dorohedoro - Godzilla: King of the Monsters - Simpsons pulling episodes - Wizard goes to the hospital - Sack Anime - Eatman - Dagon - The Dark Crystal - Juice's final thoughts
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch gushes about Detective Pikachu and the new Carly Rae Jepsen record, Matt talks about shooting guns and watching hentai in a theater, Rat talks about getting kicked out of a fancy-schmancy Holiday Inn, and Odie sings us the song of Flippy.
SHOW NOTES: - Detective Pikachu - Ghost Stories (not the anime) - The Clovehitch Killer - Rootin' tootin' cowboy shootin' - Watching hentai in a theater - Rat on the beat - The Pokemon anime - Xenophobia in North Dakotia - Getting kicked out of the illustrious Holiday Inn outside Chicago Heights - Galidor - Bionicle - Battle of the Blakes - Fixer Upper - Indonesian cinema - New CRJ album - Godzilla - Chernobyl - Eurovision - Game of Thrones - Dylan Quest - Porsalin's Sargon documentary - The Flippy saga
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt and Mitch touch on the Sonic trailer, talk with Sebastian and other fans a whole lot about Mob Psycho 100 and One Punch Man Season 2, discover a very spicy manga by the same dude who made Baki the Grappler, apparently, and figure out what the best object is to replace your testicles with.
SHOW NOTES: - Sonic - The Predator - One Punch Man - Autotune - The N word - Butterbeer - Replacing your balls with stuff - Avengers Endgay - Ploobis - Meme songs - Laughing at our old bits - The Vic Minognia scandal - Turning around community guideline strikes - Mob Psycho 100 - More One Punch Man - Sargon - Danberu nan Kiro Moteru - Working out - Trying to have sex with your dentist - Messing with glowsticks
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt goes to that anime store run out of someone's house, which leads into a ton of trading card game talk between Mitch and Carolus Rex. Mitch talks about the oddly addicting but really crappy Conan Exiles, we tell people that Glenn Danzig DEFINITELY doesn't eat his own cum, and Mitch and Odie Esty argue about Atlus' business practices for like a half hour while Matt retweets a ton of hentai, probably.
SHOW NOTES: - Generation Otaku - Yu-Gi-Oh - Magic the Gathering - TCG talk - Newfoundland facts - Conan Exiles - Glenn Danzig DEFINITELY doesn't eat his own cum - Accused of snortos peepee - Mortal Kombat 11 - Kill la Kill - Wario Land - Persona 5 Scramble - Persona 5 the Royal - Atlus' business practices
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch regales us with tales of his trip to Universal Studios, Matt talks about new anime based on older manga, they talk about the whole Notre Dame thing, and discover the horrifying truth of a guy who runs an anime store out of his apartment.
SHOW NOTES: - The Secret Life of Pets 2 - Universal Studios - Medieval Times - Cabana Bay - Child's Play - Horror remakes - Notre Dame burning - The Expanse - Fruits Basket - Baki the Grappler - YouTubers we're tired of - Do you even lift? - Bubba Gump - Cooking - Candy - Paper straws - Roller coasters - Anime store in a guy's house - Mexican candy/juice - Rat on the beat - Dating a black girl - Jojo memes - Real, truthful, non-alleged facts
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt and Mitch talk 80's rock, the oriental tricks of Joanne Gaines, their disillusionment with April Fools, and the new plague on YouTube: smug furries folding their arms.
SHOW NOTES: - Ram ranch - David Bowie - 80's Rush slaps - We are Cum Town 2 - The word cum - Carly Rae Jepsen and Happy Macklemore - Joker - Bumblebee - Kung-Fu Hustle - Fixer Upper - Hibachi - Two Evil Eyes and The Curious Case of Mr. Metokur - Rat on the beat - We do asian accents for like 5 minutes - April Fools stuff - Fruits Basket - Mob Psycho II finale - Part 5 - Doujins - Triple Threat - Sekiro - Odie's videos - The Mandela Effect - Furries folding their arms - T-rex facts
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch is out, so Matt reads more of the Sonic SatAM magnum opus fanfiction: Daylight Savings! Also, his dumb broad girlfriend plays through Sonic 1 on stream, so sorry, audio-only people. Go check the YouTube page for that visual stimulation.
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch tries to fill our dark souls with light, Matt talks about movies, Al Dente promises us a Neverland, and Shane Dawson totally didn't have sex with his cat.
SHOW NOTES: - Octopath Traveller - American Vandals - Newgrounds art request - The Dolls - Spoony's car accident - Devil May Cum - Deadpool 2 - Mortal Kumbat - Hulu cummercials and originals - Blue Oyster Cum - Bands transitioning between decades - Music streaming services and untrue shuffle - Anime cumventions - Dororo - Promised Neverland - Furries - The cum legacy - Shane Dawson and his platonic relationship with his cat - Criteria One - Olde English
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt attempts to leave Neverland, Mitch talks about the tryhard, anti-man propaganda that is "Love, Death, Robots", Chuck warns everyone not to move to California, and we come to the conclusion that living in the city, you know you have to survive, you've got to keep the dream alive, but everything is terrible, so move somewhere rural where They Who Shall Not Be Named can't control your thoughts, emotions, etc.
SHOW NOTES: - Leaving Neverland - Love Death Robots - Resident Evil 2 - Jojo and Mob Psycho 100 - Pope of Grenwich Village - Terrifyer - Illumination Mario movie - Harry Potter - Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom - Devil May Cry - Yo! Noid 2: Game of a Year Edition - Kingdom Hearts III - Chuck's house burned down again - Sonic - Amazon Music - WorldWarBot - Epic Games Store and other launchers - That New Zealand thing - Political discourse on social media (or lack thereof) - Joe Dini - The R Kelly interview - Telephone funnies - Mafia - True crime podcasts - Gaming-and-YouTube personalities - Cities suck
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt and Mitch are Abducted in Plain Sight by Mr. X, who is actually Dylan, who talks to them about Kamen Rider for like an hour and a half. The great debate of subs vs dubs rages on, and we discover a brilliant loophole in the warranty of IKEA furniture. (Tip: bang someone really hard on a BESTÅ BURS until that jawn breaks.)
SHOW NOTES: - Trevor Noah - Ralph Bakshi - The Bounty - Mississippi Burning - 2 new Carly Rae Jepsen bangers - Pokemon Sword and Shield - Abducted in Plain Sight - Resident Evil 2 - Gaming podcasts - Anthem - Apex Legends - Overwatch - REmakes - Kamen Rider - Devil May Cry - Maddox and Dick Masterson - Gonna cry? - Stoner movies - Jojo - Cowboy Bebop - Subs vs dubs - Rat on the beat - Banging on IKEA furniture - Starlink - Mitch thinks everythings sucks - Vinyl records - Detective Pikachu
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Mitch warns everyone of the soyboy propaganda included in HelloFresh boxes, Matt declares he is mouth-celibate, and JACK BLACK HAS OFFICIALLY DONE BLACKFACE, SHUT IT DOWN
SHOW NOTES: - KFC in the UK - Link he come to town - Sonic statue on some random road in rural Japan - Social media is poison - Troll and Troll 2 - Hello Fresh comes with Soylent - Jack Blackface - Things are old and so are we - Tim Burton and Batman - Tony Hawk - Mortal Kombat - Sonic and the Infinite N-Word Pass - Star Wars and racism - Fake hate crimes - Space Jam 2 - Female orgasms - Reggie stepping down - Videogame cartoons - Beer - The absolute state of the games industry - Matt the Mocel
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, we lay our core values bare. Mitch talks up Tetris 99, Matt is terrified of the Will Smith Genie, and there's a whole bunch of internal spergery discuss, related to the Discord. Dylan also fills us in on the nontroversy surrounding Catherine: Full Body, and we make Juice the official third mic of the show!
SHOW NOTES: - Core values - Far Cry New Dawn - Mob Psycho 100 - Domestic Girlfriend - Tetris 99 - Final Fantasy IX - Will Smith Genie - Avatar 2 - Dylan's Boogie video - Seal, DC, and Aquaman - Steven Universe - Juice is the 3rd mic - Discord spergery - Law and Order - Catherine and "transphobia" - Netlfix/Hulu Originals - Black entertainment - Juice's death metal album
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, we are the winners of Eurovision, Mitch takes us for a ride on the Groove Coaster, and a long-time listener, first-time caller walks us through Warhammer!
SHOW NOTES: - Blow - Paul Reubens - Fire Emblem Awakening - Eurovision - Forced popularity - Anti-Trump tryhard stuff - Chinken nunget - Groove Coaster - Rat on the Beat - Vinyl - Michael Jackson - Warhammer - The Outer Worlds - Devil May Cry 5 - The Silver Case - Fate/Stay Night
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Odie Esty hops on to discuss Kingdom Hearts 3 with Mitch, Matt orders the blackest manga of all time, Mortis gets us all nostalgic for LEGO games on PC, and we can't wait until the day we get to see Joaquin Phoenix running through the streets citing race-based crime statistics.
SHOW NOTES: - Dog Ni**a (I only censored it because iTunes is impossible to deal with, in the event it would have gotten our feed removed. This is the world we live in now. Revolt.) - Travis Strikes Again, Again - Kingdom Hearts 3 - Shaggy memes - Dragonball Super - REmake 2 - LEGO Rock Raiders - Strange Telephone - Sonic Fan Art - Bollywood flicks - Sonicfox - The Joker - Neil Breen - ASMR - Giantess porn - The Polar Vortex
This week on the Career Suicide Podcast, Matt and Mitch talk with Odie Esty about their experiences so far with Travis Strikes Again, Salacious Crumb cracks open the fact that the Treyvon shooting was just a viral ad campaign for Skittles, and old friend Al Dente calls in to talk about her recent experiences with the elitist cosplay culture at various conventions. Oh, and Blake is the catalyst for the Les Enfants Terribles project or something.
SHOW NOTES: - Children's cartoons - Travis Strikes Again - No More Heroes - The Sudaverse - Anime - Chinatown - Fyre - Porsalin's Owen Benjamin documentary - MAGfest - Smash Bros - The Treyvon shooting was a viral Skittles marketing ad - Mitch's NYC trip - The Night Comes For Us - The Messenger - Battle of the Blakes - UHF - Glass - Castlevania - Mega Man - Metroid-likes - WayForward - Fire Punch - Convention and cosplay culture
You can't keep two good jagoffs down! Matt and Mitch make their triumphant return with The Career Suicide Podcast! New name, new format, but same basic show.
This week on The Career Suicide Podcast, we're basically taking this baby for a test run, as we invite almost all of the regulars on our Discord to call in and say their piece about whatever they feel like! Giant Rat tells some amazing stories about working for the phone company, Dylan convinces us to buy Travis Strikes Again, and we're pretty sure Newt is gonna end up on the news one of these days.
Be sure to join us on our Discord server, so you can be on the show too! https://discord.gg/DdryYUd
SHOW NOTES: - Matt's workout habits - Blake has a boyfriend - The end of Random Assault - Rat's literally gay telephone story - Red Dead 2 - Shanghai Joe - Chinese racism - Travis Strikes Again - Hellboy - Dad jokes - Messing with Alexa - Marathon - Aquaman - Vento Aureo - New theme song - Glass - Ben Shapiro
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we bid you all adieu! Bob from Germany joins us on this final episode of Random Assault, to talk about podcasts cucking out and getting soft, Wandersong, and how country girls make do. Don't worry, though. Matt and Mitch will be back in The Career Suicide Podcast!
SEGMENT 1: - The last episode - Alexa - The age of entitlement - Podcasts selling out and getting soft - Rage-baiters - YouTube and the algorithm - Pixel horror games
SEGMENT 2: - Threesomes - Wandersong - Master System - Mario vs Alex Kidd - The games that started us on this dark path - Castlevania - Smash Bros - Scarface - Nintendo and ROMs - Earthbound - New 3DS - Saboteur - Amiga and chiptunes - Knock Knock - The Missing - Haunting of Hill House and Netflix dramas - Horror flicks - Tiny knives and tattoos - Country girls make do - Cultural differences between Canada, UK, and Germany
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, new listener ZimZam hops on the show right before we have to start shutting this whole thing down! We talk about the sexual chocolate that is Seal, everyone's favorite forsaken internet personalities, and how Randy Newman is gonna take this country back for the white man!
SEGMENT 1: - JoJoposting - Vento Aureo - HP Lovecraft's cat - Fanfiction - The Nostalgia Critic - Jontron - Obscure Disney characters - Morrowind - Mass Effect - Our future children - Limp Bizkit - Seal
SEGMENT 2: - The show's Twitter - Door-to-door politicians - Facial hair - Record players - Anime - Rick and Morty - They Who Shall Not Be Named - Forsaken internet personalities - Change the Channel - Shrek - Randy Newman, the white supremacist - Antifa - Elon Musk
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, MegalaDan joins us to discuss crossover games, the terror of sleep paralysis, when the critics don't agree with the general audience, and the sexy Japanese Grinch from a forgotten Game Boy Color game!
SEGMENT 1: - Urinary tract infection - Healthcare - Wario Land - Pooping at work - The Long Reach - Crossover/fan games
SEGMENT 2: - Animal Crossing - LEGO Overwatch - Goblin Slayer - Castlevania - Nightmares and sleep paralysis - The transition to Career Suicide - Animated emoji's - Christmas - Flashdrives
SEGMENT 3: - YouTube - Music - Internet history - Star Wars Battlefront 2 - Critics vs audience - Japanese sexy Grinch
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Mitch and Matt are flying duo as they discuss that terrible Sabrina show on Netflix, the eternal war between LEGO and Playmobil, and how King of the Hill is one of the greatest shows ever made.
SEGMENT 1: - LEGO and Playmobil - Halloween - JoJo Part 5 - Smash Direct - Taiko no Tatsujin - Bothering the neighbors - YouTube Poop - Sabrina the Pandering Witch - HP Lovecraft - Holes on radio
SEGMENT 2: - King of the Hill - Apu - Shenmue - LEGO Island - Book fairs - You Don't Know Jack
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 316: Why My Pee Pee Make Boston Cream? Enjoy!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Bombastic Blake joins us again to talk up subjects like the new anime on the block, Castlevania Season 2, Phantasmagoria, and the wonderful world of Source Filmmaker porn!
SEGMENT 1: - New anime - Kamen Rider - Witches Brew Frappucino
SEGMENT 2: - Castlevania Season 2 - Etika - Smash leaks - SFM porn - Charmed - Phantasmagoria - Miami Connection - Christmas specials - Political stuff
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Chuck (aka Largo) joins us again to talk about Pokemon Sun and Moon, The World Ends With You, dragon dildos, and what our activation phrases might be!
SEGMENT 1: - Political assassinations - Pokemon Sun and Moon - Layers of Fear - The World Ends With You - Downwell - Sega AGES - Luigi - Goblin Slayer - Vento Aureo - Nicholas Cage
SEGMENT 2: - Xenoblade Chronicles - Records - AVGN - Mitch the detective - Racial casting - Castlevania - Dreams - Dildos
SEGMENT 3: - Furries - Doug Walker - Red Letter Media - Bad Dragon - Activation phrases
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Jamie joins us from across the pond to discuss a whole lot of spooky things, just in time for Halloween! This is totally being uploaded during the month of October 2018, and not the day after Halloween of that same year. We're totally not a month behind on this podcast. No sir-ee Bob.
SEGMENT 1: - British dialect - Matt's s**tty day - Scooby-Doo - JoJo - Leprechaun - Halloween Horror Nights - Fortnite costumes - Halloween - Let's players - Voice actors - Wandersong - Lindsey Lohan movies - Gross habits
SEGMENT 2: - Microdrift - Skrillex - Podcasts - Vine compilations - Elder Scrolls - Violent games on Wii - City folk - Spooky movies and games - Independence Day - My Bloody Valentine
SEGMENT 3: - The Predator - Mandy and Argento homages - Spiders - Nintendo waifus - Pokemon - The state of comedy
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 313: When I Cum Abroad, I Get on a Big Boat. Enjoy!
DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE IS HIGHLY VISUAL-BASED, AS IT INVOLVES A LOT OF VACATION PICTURES. IT IS RECOMMENDED THAT YOU LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE ON YOUTUBE TO GET THE FULL EXPERIENCE.
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, it's a heartfelt reunion, as Alex joins us to talk about his vacation in glorious Nippon! Kate also stops by to witness the weebery! Come with us on a whirlwind tour of the sights and sounds of Tokyo, Osaka, and Kyoto! Bear witness to the beauty of Engrish shirts! Wonder at how Alex and his girlfriend somehow completely missed the typhoon!
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 312: Cucking is my business... and business is good! Enjoy!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we accidentally double-booked our guests, so we're joined by both Bombastic Blake and MegalaDan! Dan shares some great Star Wars Galaxies stories, Blake shares his Grindr horror stories, and Mitch gets into Megadeth. Nice story... tell it to Reader's Digest!
SEGMENT 1: - Broadcasting - Star Wars Galaxies - Baahubali - Adventures in Grindr - Blake's stream
SEGMENT 2: - Destiny 2 - Mega Man - Stands - Cartoons - Sonic
SEGMENT 3: - Vince McMahon - Megadeth - Horror movies from childhood - Cuckery - Dating sims - YouTube recommendations - Discord drama - Nintendo Direct - Rose City Comic-Con
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Phil-Angie joins us once again to discuss his crippling Fortnite addiction, how Naughty Dog is bad at making games, and then his dad rips him out of the podcast, so Mitch and Matt discuss things like Streets of Rage 4 and the movie Society.
SEGMENT 1: - Bojack Horseman ripped off Phil - Holidays - Pokemon - Naughty Dog is bad at making games - Spyro Reignited Trilogy - House Party - Delayed Nintendo Direct - Death Grips and stupid songs
SEGMENT 2: - Dead by Daylight - Discord - Adventure Time finale - High Guardian Spice - Trigun - Destiny
SEGMENT 3: - Society (the movie, not the place we live in) - Streets of Rage 4
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Brooks returns to talk about metal bands, bad anime, and living in the hellscape that is Pennsylvania. Mitch complains about Uncharted, and Matt rockets his unborn into the night sky with the announcement of Simon Belmont for Smash! (You can tell we recorded this like, a month ago, huh?)
SEGMENT 1: - 311 - Trigun - Outlaw Star - Huniepop 2 - Smash Bros Direct - Uncharted - Living in Amish country - Pennsylvania stories - Sucking your own dick
SEGMENT 2: - Coming out - Music talk - Podcasts are dumb - Disenchanted - Hardcore Henry - Graffiti Kingdom - Castle Rock
SEGMENT 3: - The worst anime - Anime games - More anime
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Everett joins us from the frozen north to talk about Xenoblade Chronicles 2, Mr. Clemps and other YouTube personalities, and a whole lot of anime. Because what else would we talk about on this show, besides anime?
SEGMENT 1: - Super Best Friends - Meme mines - Persona 5 - Anime and visual novels - CG in anime - Xenoblade Chronicles 2 - Daemon X Machina - Soundboards
SEGMENT 2: - The Emoji Movie - Mamma Mia 2 - Into the Spider-verse - Sony Pictures Animation - Wrestling - Godzilla - Brand loyalty - Mr. Clemps - YouTube people
SEGMENT 3: - Teen Titans Go - FLCL - Kakegurui - Gantz - Robocop - Podcasts
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Cameron (TheWeebShow) joins us once again to discuss the various topics of the day: the hierarchy of quick-food-service gas stations in the Mid-Atlantic, our various autistic moments, and the status of Target and Toys 'R' Us in Canada!
SEGMENT 1: - Cyborg - Captain Underpants - Matt's moving - Tetris - Wawa vs Sheetz - Kirby - USA vs Canada
SEGMENT 2: - The Papa John's fiasco - Autism moments - Other podcasts - Fart fights - Indian doctor singing pop songs - Sonic Archie Comics - Cameron the PAWB
SEGMENT 3: - The Big Crunch - Sonic Mania - Toys R Us and Target in Canada - Non-Euclidian Earth
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 307: A Genius Kojumbo Podcast. Enjoy!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Sebastian joins us jam-packed full of topics, including the arcade scene in Sweden, hacking your Switch, the Bömbermin, and the eternal debate of smol tiddy and big ass versus big tiddy and no ass.
SEGMENT 1: - World Cup - Independence Day - Deviant erotica - Vampire movies - Monster Trucks - Jurassic World - The Last Jedi - Harley Davidson and Marlboro Man - It (2017) - Deadly Stranding - A Sound of Thunder - Dead Cells - Blazblue - Arcades in Sweden - Splatoon 2
SEGMENT 2: - YouTube Red - Ben Shapiro - Hacking your Switch - Slap City - YouTubers - Guild Wars SJWs get fired - Jean Claude Van Johnson - Studio Trigger - Arc System Works - Bömbermin - Mega 64 - Our video s**tposts - Kids cartoons with lore
SEGMENT 3: - Anime dubs - Netflix Castlevania - Spider-Man - Smol tiddy and big ass vs big tiddy and no ass - Autistic playground
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Jamie joins us again to talk about direct-to-video Disney sequels, 80's music, and the horrors of living in the UK, which includes a tour of his room under the stairs at his evil aunt and uncle's house!
SEGMENT 1: - Steam box - Killer7 - Gamecube - Men in Black - Direct-to-video Disney sequels - Japanese cinema
SEGMENT 2: - Sorcerer - Spotify - 80's music - Synthwave vs chiptune - X-stream sports games - The Urbz - Cyberpunk 2077 - Sonic - Old PC games
SEGMENT 3: - Pakistanis and Indians - World Cup - Independence Day - Living in the UK
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 305: The Matt and Matt Power Hour. Enjoy!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Mitch is busy being the Ocean Man, so Matt (aka Brosona3FES of the O-Talk-U Podcast) joins OUR Matt to talk about E3 shenanigans. Mitch manages to get his conch-shell-satellite-dish to work long enough to jump on and give his hottest of takes.
This is a mandatory aftershow, recorded after Episode 304: Bob's Bimbo Burgers. Seriously, this aftershow has better stories than the main episode. Enjoy!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Bob from Germany joins us to talk about the perils of being a game journalist, the nightmare that was The Last Jedi, and the futile struggle of fitting big Switch games onto the cartridge. Es tut mir leid!
SEGMENT 1: - Russell Crowe - Matt's new cat - Old SS buildings - Bob's new groove - Runner3 - Mega Man - Buying games as a journalist vs getting a code - Female equivilent of mass gunners - Power Rangers - Deadpool 2 - E3 - Gorillaz - SJW Vertigo Comics
SEGMENT 2: - Star Wars - Richard Scarry - Back to the Future - Ghostbusters - Never-Ending Story - The Last Unicorn
SEGMENT 3: - Russian films - Spezi - YuYu Hakusho - Fear the Walking Dead - Watching bad TV even though you hate it - Sam Raimi - Horror movies - Bryan Cranston - Japanese-only games on the eShop - The Last Door - Just Shapes and Beats - Streaming games to Switch - Switch games too big for carts - Little Nightmares - Baldi's Basics and Sonic's Schoolhouse
DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL.
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we celebrate the big Zack Snyder number of episodes, but we also bid adieu to Kate, who recently got hitched! Kate will still be joining us for occasional livestreams, but her time as a regular host has come to a close. Join us as we celebrate episode 300 about 4 weeks too late.
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 303: OK Google - Anime Tiddy Holocaust. Enjoy!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Chuck joins us to discuss how the powers that run the internet are controlling your free speech, Matt talks about going to Canada to witness Kate's pagan wedding, Mitch talks about how 5 dollars might STILL be asking too much for Guitar Hero Live, and we discover the idiocy of voice assistants.
SEGMENT 1: - Mei isn't fat - Kate's Big Fat Bayonetta Wedding - MAGfest and MAGwest - Seattle - Import games - The Anime Tiddy Holocaust - The slow death of free speech on the internet - Aggretsuko - Thundercats Roar - Cologne
SEGMENT 2: - New phones - Voice assistants - Nightmare on Elm Street - Blade Runner - Donald Glover - Final Games - Splatoon 2 - Gwent - Final Fantasy
SEGMENT 3: - Stealth games - Guitar Hero Live - The Queen is dead, Long Live Iriqouis Pliskin - SoulCalibur 2 - Hack game makers - E3 Predictions - Zelda waifus - Knack - Horrible mashups
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 302: Doug Walker's Funny Response. Enjoy!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, our favorite guy with the inflamed frontal lobe joins us again. That's right, it's Mitch. But Thomas is also here to discuss how his house burned down, Mitch details three movies he got conned into going to see in the theater, we talk about cuck supremes like Doug Walker and Mark Zuckerberg getting put on blast, and you'd better believe that we discover that Big the Cat porn is a thing.
SEGMENT 1: - How Thomas' house burned down - Military stuff - Stories I guess - Pacific Rim: Uprising - Black Panther - Ready Player One
SEGMENT 2: - Change the Channel - Megaloboxer - Kakegurui - Super Paper Mario - Zuckerberg in the big boy chair - World War 3
SEGMENT 3: - Matt and Thomas read extremely specific shirts - Big the Cat porn - DSP
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 301: Smallville Galactica Pussy Cult. Enjoy!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Mike Smith, a guy who's name is too generic to be doxed, joins us to talk about that YouTube shooting, Ni No Kuni 2, verbal tics, and a bunch of terrible Mainframe CGI garbage. Also, we discuss the unassailable fact that Mitch is always right, forever.
SEGMENT 1: - Mitch is always right - We had crimes happen to us - We are on Stitcher now - Kate had a week - Cat hygeine - Mitch's opinions on popular things - The YouTube shooting - Bad podcasts
SEGMENT 2: - Working out and reading - Kirby's Dream Land 2 - Ghost Squad and lightgun games - Fatal Frame - Ni No Kuni 2 - Far Cry 5 - Golden Sun - Our failing bodies as we age - Verbal tics - Final Fantasy
SEGMENT 3: - Reboot reboot - Zixx, Weird Ohs and other Mainframe garbage - Early 2000's adult animation - Scott Pilgrim - Games taken off of digital storefronts - Sexual predators - Cars rule 34
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, it's a much more low-energy show as Matt is tired and Mitch actively wants to die. That doesn't stop them from speculating about the new seasons of FLCL, lamenting the existence of the Emoji Movie, and telling you all to play Golf Story. Also, Mitch takes a swing at Broken Age during the second installment of F**king Art Games.
SEGMENT 1: - WCW NWO Revenge - Bayonetta - FLCL - Transformers: Devastation - Ready Player One - The Emoji Movie - Freddy Got Fingered - Pop Team Epic - Crunchyroll - Devilman Crybaby
SEGMENT 2: - F**king Art Games: Broken Age
SEGMENT 3: - Thumper - Puyo Puyo Tetris - Netflix and sequels - Speed - The World's Most Extraordinary Homes - Zootopia - Black Mirror - The Simpsons (current) - More YouTuber talk - Golf Story - Yakuza Kiwami
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 298: OooOOOooo!! Spooky Fart Ghosts! Enjoy!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, the gang discusses remasters in our modern age, the horror-filled world of PS2 shovelware, the short history of movies based on Disney World rides, and the all-inclusive American adaptation of Sailor Moon.
SEGMENT 1: - The Random Assault Family Tree - Ecco the Dolphin - Remasters - Katamari Damacy - The art of being an edgelord - Kirby: Star Allies - Toys R Us closing - LEGO
SEGMENT 2: - Wrasslin' games - Kingdom Hearts - Smash Brothers - Old movies - The Tale of Desperaux and other PS2 shovelware - Horror movies - Did You Know Matt? - Comics - Old gaming mags - Live-action Sailor Moon - American adaptations of Japanese shows
SEGMENT 3: - Greatest Hits/Alternate color boxes - Feet - Atmospheric conditions - Movies based on Disney rides - Animation - The Nightmare Before Christmas - Actors and movies
This is a mandatory aftershow, recorded after Episode 297: Here Comes Ol' Cum-Toes. Enjoy!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we talk all about the recent Nintendo Direct which blighted the world with a new Smash Bros announcement, we discuss the intricacies between AAA and indie titles on the Switch, Mitch reviews Everybody's Gone to the Rapture in the debut of F**king Art Games, and we tally up the votes for the new RA logo design!
SEGMENT 1: - WWF No Mercy - RIP Billy Harrington - Super Smash Bros for Switch - Kirby Star Allies Demo - Ecco the Dolphin - More Nintendo Direct games - Box art misprints - The dichotomy of AAA and indies on Switch - My Nintendo points - Wii U ports on Switch
SEGMENT 2: - F**king Art Games - Everybody's Gone to the Rapture - Ratchet and Clank remake - Mitch is annoying - Roy Purdy - Buffalo Wild Wings
SEGMENT 3: - New logo discussion - Toys'R'Us - Farts and cum - Canadian television staples
DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL.
This week, more SSX-shenanigans abound! Also, Matt actually took show-notes this time!
SHOW NOTES: - Rayman - Simpsons on bluray - SSX - ABC Saturday Morning cartoons - Dr. Who - Zoloft - Racism - Canadian PSAs
DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL.
This week on the Random Assault Livestream, DJ Atomika returns as Kate takes us on a whirlwind tour of the deadliest peaks in the world in the SSX reboot from a few years back.
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 294: HiHi Nacho Nacho Peepee Show. Enjoy!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Mitch is MMMMAD! The gang goes over coloquialisms and no I'm not right-clicking that word to spell-check it even though it has a red squiggly line under it signifying that I clearly spelled it wrong. Mitch reveals deeper depths of his autism thanks to his podcast tier list, and the debate between realistic games versus games that are actually fun to play rages on.
SEGMENT 1: - Kate talks about stuff - Just Cause 3 - Bayonetta - Konosuba - Steamed hams - Coloquialisms - Mighty Gunvolt Burst - Music games - Devil May Cry - Podcast tier list - Nintendo Power Podcast - Our dreams
SEGMENT 2: - DDR Mario Mix - Grand Theft Auto Online - Realism vs fun - Black Panther - Dragon's Crown Pro - Titanfall 2
DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL.
This week on the Random Assault Livestream, Kate and Matt are flying blind without Mitch, and Kate subjects us to the rest of Tony Hawk's Project 8.
This #week on the #RandomAssaultPodcast, it's the #BombasticReturn of #Blake who #comeson to #askusanything and #talk about #beinggay but #soon #theshowfallsapart
SEGMENT 1: - Dead Rising - A Hat in Time - Kirby games - Everyone on Grindr looks like Mitch - Anime - Tokusatsu - Movies and TV shows need to be shorter - Everwood
SEGMENT 2: - Questions from Blake - Sketch comedy - Kate is wrong about Mega Man - Steamed Hams (yes, seriously) - The show falls apart
SEGMENT 3: - Livestreaming - Sex - Yu-Gi-Oh
DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL.
This week on the Random Assault Livestream, Brosona3FES (or Matt from NobiNoodle) joins us to totally beef it around some shoobies as the ancient hawaiians used to say put my dick in de coconut and suck it all up my name's not maurice that's the spirit they got sand in the potato salad
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This week on the Random Assault Livestream, Kate takes us to the edge of our limits as we finally finish Gran Turismo 6. The nightmare is over.
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This week on the Random Assault Livestream, Kate takes us to the edge of our limits as we finally finish Gran Turismo 6. The nightmare is over.
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Kate's out again, so Matt and Mitch talk about the perils of driving through states like Maryland and Virginia, pooping habits, the anime we were forced to endure as children and young teens, and how we totally live in the most exciting, changing times ever and we should feel special about that because we're special and we're gonna tell our grandkids how special we are because we're definitely not living in mundane times and are trying to carve out any semblance of relevancy in the shadow of our collective uselessness and lack of real world skills as a consequence of growing up at the beginning of the internet age. Yup. 2017 was the worst year in recorded human history.
SEGMENT 1: - The Big Book of Dicks - Christmas stories - Drivers from other states - Trading Places - Mitch talks about movies - The Killing - Manhunt: Unabomber - MK Ultra - Exciting times - Free games - Telltale Games
SEGMENT 2: - Poop habits - Oats Studios - Home invasion - MAGfest is done for - California Crisis - Nier: Automata - Auteur games - Laika films
SEGMENT 3: - Earth-chan - Filthy Frank is done for - Kids WB - Anime when we were kids - Carly Rae Jepsen - 80's anime
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Kate's computer is out of commission, so it's up to Matt and Mitch to entertain everyone, and they're being sad-sacks. The end of 2017 has turned into a grueling gauntlet of seasonal depression and general malaise, but they find time to talk about Star Wars: The Feminist Agenda, what to do if the save-game timer on your game doesn't work, and what a good year it was for Nintendo's little hybrid that could. And then, they decided to end the show early, but the aftershow ended up just becoming the third segment anyway. So, now you get to see what you're missing out on.
SEGMENT 1: - Podcasting follies - Technical problems - 2017 is piling it on at the end of the year - Xenoblade Chronicles 2's save timer bug - Haydee - Steam Winter Sale
SEGMENT 2: - Star Wars - The Eric Andre Show - Marvel Netflix shows - The feminist agenda - Audio-animatronics - The Disney monopoly - Switch had a good year
SEGMENT 3: - I thought this was the aftershow so I neglected to take shownotes for this segment oopsie poopsie
DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL.
This week on the Random Assault Livestream, Mitch is absent yet again, leaving Matt and Kate to deal with the worst possible thing: each other!
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This week on the Random Assault Livestream, the month of Gran Turismo continues, but with a twist! Not only do we have listener and fan Logan joining us, but Mitch does his full teardown of Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus as yet another example of the encroaching tidal wave of toxic feminine culture! Watch or listen along in horror, but stick around for talk of The Game Awards, Xenoblade Chronicles 2, and a special reading of a Random Assault episode written with predictive text!
SEGMENT 1: - Doki Doki Literature Club - Matt needs to stop letting people walk all over him - The Game Awards - Death Stranding - The Fog - The Adventures of Tintin - The Zootopia abortion thing
SEGMENT 2: - Wolfenstein II: The New Colossus - NieR: Automata - Xenoblade Chronicles 2 - Super Mario Odyssey
SEGMENT 3: - Kill la Kill - Momocon - Dr. Disrespect - Driving games - Book reports - Mel Gibson movies - Predicitve text RA Episode
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This week on the Random Assault Livestream, it's just Matt and Kate and more of The Real Driving Simulator, despite Kate "not being into cars". Because I wasn't there, Matt and Kate neglected to take show-notes which means that I have no images to post in here, or even any idea of what they talked about. There's also no aftershow because this entire thing falls apart when you remove me from the equation. Be sure to write to your state representative to complain to them about how terrible Matt and Kate are at doing this thing.
DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL.
This week on the Random Assault Livestream, Kate takes Mitch and Matt for a ride. In cars. With boys. I couldn't decide whether to make a reference to that "In Cars" song by Gary Numan or to the title of the movie "Riding in Cars With Boys", so you kind of got both I guess.
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Mitch demos his new autismo obsession: Dropmix, a musical card game by Harmonix, the makers of Rock Band. Kate and Matt desperately try to take the conversation in any other direction, with talk of Dungeons & Dragons sessions on the Discord, classic Gamecube Animal Crossing, and getting into fights in high school.
SEGMENT 1: - Streets of Rage remake - Blood Omen - DropMix - Dungeons and Dragons - Getting your right and left mixed up
SEGMENT 2: - Red Dwarf season finale - Longmire - Being mad on Facebook - Poker Night at the Inventory 3 - Thug life - Rampage - Future Man - The Wii - Animal Crossing - Gamecube/Game Boy Advance linked games - Celebrity crushes
SEGMENT 3: - High school fights - British english - Bike Cuck - Games that use the camera
This is a mandatory aftershow, recorded after Episode 282: Sonic Forces a Nut Round the Corner. That is all.
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Mitch and Matt dissect the enigma that is Sonic the Hedgehog, the gang talks about how they organize the altars of their wasted lives (their game shelves), there's a wild tangent about fingering people during movies, and there's a big discussion about reverse weeabooism!
SEGMENT 1: - We need to start killing people - Eating out - Sonic Forces - A Goofy Movie - Pauly Shore - Lord of the Rings - Stranger Things - Arranging game shelves - Sports games and story modes
SEGMENT 2: - Star Wars - Marvel movies - Gotham - Mindhunters - Dildos - Fingering and movies - Riviera - Sperg moments - Vampires
SEGMENT 3: - Gamestop - Digital titles - Gaming in the 90's - Fan translations - American influence in Japan
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Mitch and Matt gush about Mario Odyssey, with plenty of spoilers flying about, so be warned! Kate travels to the Department of Heaven in order to witness the Promised Land, and Matt and Mitch think things have gotten pretty strange. (No spoilers for that, though, don't worry.) Finally, we get into a lengthy discussion about dick physics. Because honestly, what are you expecting from us anymore?
SEGMENT 1: - Super Mario Odyssey (SPOILERS ABOUND) - The Searchers - Sonic Advance
SEGMENT 2: - Department Heaven Series - Riviera: The Promised Land - Lonely Gods is moving - Keijo - Star Trek - Netflix - Twilight Zone revival - Stranger Things (SPOILER-FREE)
SEGMENT 3: - Moira in Overwatch - Wolfenstein II is an SJW game? - Carpenter movies - Snake Pass - Bee and Puppycat Kickstarter shipped - Dick physics - Ace Attorney - Obscure and rare DS games - New YouTube recommendations - Lizard jizm - Questions of the week
DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL.
It's the anniversary of our fun little once-a-month let's play livestream shows, and since it's Halloween, Kate and Matt dive into the underrated Clive Barker's Undying. Also, if it wasn't obvious by the title, a former host drops by as a special surprise! SpoooOOOOooooky!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, long-time fan and listener Sebastian joins us, (you might remember him from that Daytona stream we did a few months back), ready to tackle topics like the technical woes of the Switch, pachinko in native Nippon, delicacies in other countries (such as the infamous Surstromming), and wondering if Vento Aureo is ever going to get its anime adaptation.
SEGMENT 1: - Golf Story - Re: Zero and other anime - Australia vs Britain - Switch technical woes - Jackbox games - Getting recognized in public - St Peter the Dirty Old Man
SEGMENT 2: - Hot Topic - VRV - Pranking people on Facebook Marketplace - SNES Mini - Samus Returns - Pachinko - Yakuza - iPhone X/Apple products - Audiophile stuff - HuniePop 2
SEGMENT 3: - Shadman/Shadbase - Cuphead - Halloween 3: Season of the Witch - Pin (1988) - The Orville - My Hero Academia - Is Vento Aureo ever coming out? - Crunchyroll - Older anime - "Delicacies" in other countries - Mega64 - Question of the week: if you had sex with Matt on the moon, would you fly him there?
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener and long-time Discord Boy Jamie joins us to go over all the 80's movie garbage that Matt loves. Then, Mitch hops in to discuss Cuphead, bad memes from bad shows invading reality, the enigma that is the merchant from Resident Evil 4, and his trip to Germany 10 years ago. We also talk about various diseases, and we announce our very first convention!
SEGMENT 1: - Goodfellas - Cop Land - Blade Runner - Batman - Robocop - Resident Evil - Escape from LA - Dead Zone
SEGMENT 4: - The Merchant from Resident Evil 4 - Cuphead - Szechuan sauce - People who aren't funny - We need a new YouTube - Mitch beat Persona 5 - Hats - Tiny hands - Yoshi's Woolly World
SEGMENT 3: - Marvel vs Capcom Infinite - Art deco - Diseases - Random Assault Xpo: Dashcon 2 (sponsored by Carl's Jr) - Mitch's trip to Germany - Dusk
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Matt and Mitch are flying solo, left to continue their side-podcast/film series. Matt watched a bunch of movies, the two gush about Golf Story, Mitch takes a direct dump onto other podcasts, and they lament the entire decade of the 2000's in terms of anime.
SEGMENT 1: - Golf Story - Picross S - Sam and Max - The news is terrible - Indie darlings - Creepypasta - The Mummy - Spider-Man Homecoming - TV sucks - Han Solo movie - Persona 5 - American anime is the future of our people
SEGMENT 2: - Matt's feng shui - Sonic Forces - Video game and anime music - Mitch clowning on other podcasts - Podcasts are tedious to set up - Old photos of us - We cracked the code
SEGMENT 3: - Peeing with a sounding rod in - Szechuan sauce - Zatch Bell and other terrible 90's/2000's anime - The Room - Musical tastes - Satoru Iwata tribute in Switch hardware - More Switch stuff
DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL.
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Kate takes us down to the Paradise City in one of the best games of the previous generation: Burnout Paradise! Join us as we interact with the chat and talk about how terrible Rick and Morty is!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Mitch gets over his coulrophobia and talks about the new It remake. Matt and Mitch discuss the selection of offerings on the Switch, and that demo for Project Octopath Traveller. And Matt re-kindles his love for edgy 90's Fox animated shows by recounting his experiences with the Sam and Max cartoon. Also: anime! Of course!
SEGMENT 1: - Farm stories - It - Jewish pedophile cartoon on Netflix - Chopping Mall - Filthy neighbors - Final Fantasy VII
SEGMENT 2: - Project Octopath Traveler - Bravely Default - Switch games - Blade Runner - Edgy 90's cartoons - Fulfilling Kickstarter pledges - Children's shows
SEGMENT 3: - Rurouni Kenshin - Fullmetal Alchemist - Gal*Gun - Sam and Max - Full-length movies in 10-minute chunks on YouTube
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we ring in 9/11 by bringing on long-time listener Jay, who talks with us about weed, how Destiny sucks, webtoons, and how some conventions are getting too big for their own good. It's an episode so great, Kate left early!
SEGMENT 1: - The PewDiePie thing - Gauntlet: Slayer Edition - The Great YouTube Demonitization Passover - Happy 9/11 - "Videogame Culture Needs to Stop Fetishizing Skill" - Writers are bulls**t - The Humble Hunie Sakura Bundle - South Park - LEGO Batman
SEGMENT 2: - Black Mirror still sucks - Journalism is/always was a joke - Rustic Americana theme park - Jayson's carpool job - Lots of Jojo - Good moments in kids cartoons - Rippin' on games - Rippin' on bongs - Destiny is a bad game - Adult cartoons - The Dark Souls of everything - My Hero Academia - YouTubers
SEGMENT 3: - The Mama Luigi Collab - Funny webtoons - Nintendo stopped sucking - Sonic Mania - Newgrounds animators - Reddit and Memey - Fans ruin everything - Cons getting too big - Podcasts and Let's Plays - Fifty First Dates at the Funko Pop Factory - Zelda
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Matt sells out. Hard. But, we also get to talk about cool Italian horror movies, big Kickstarter failures, the finale of Twin Peaks, and all-girl reboots of classic tales.
SEGMENT 1: - Matt bought a Switch - Puyo Puyo Tetris - Miiverse is dead - Nugs vs Fries - Sonic Mania - Loot Vault takes forever to ship things
SEGMENT 2: - Phenomena/Creepers/Clock Tower/Clock Tower/Clock Tower II: The Struggle Within - Impromptu speedrun charity thing - Final Fantasy VII - Azure Striker Gunvolt - Kickstarter follies - YouTube's new layout - New Shovel Knight amiibo - Twin Peaks finale
SEGMENT 3: - Junji Ito's Cat Diary - Egypt lady Stret Fightur - Lady of the Flies - Classic literature - Rogue One
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, the gang talks all about the Switch and its nonexistant virtual console, delicious weeb treats from Japan, and how the current generation of adults are being mass-marketed to as children. It's disgusting. And so is this show.
SEGMENT 1: - The eclipse - Sonic Mania - Dan Harmon's Game On starring Arin Hanson - In the Mouth of Madness - Blaster Master Zero - Switch Virtual Console - Mega Man Battle Network
SEGMENT 2: - Matt's bourgeois cat - Fixing an NES - Original boxes - Batman Harley Quinn - Star Trek - Kate dies - Weeb treats
SEGMENT 3: - Social justice class - King of the Hill - Our comedy dream teams - Mitch ruins the bit - Our favorite parts of things - Loot Crate garbage - The Skeleton War - Adults are infantalized
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, the gang discusses old media formats during the first segment, until listener Sol joins us for the first time in almost 200 episodes to discuss stand-up comedy, how Google is monitoring your speech for hate, and how our podcast has ascended to true blackhood.
SEGMENT 1: - Memory card kerfuffles - Greatest Hits/Platinum Hits - Bad box art - Old VCR/TV snafus - Beyond the Gates - Video rental stores - Fatal Frame - Games that don't hold up
SEGMENT 2: - Black people fighting - Stand-up comedy - Kim Jong-Un - Phoenix Wright - Waluigi with a Gun - Fanfiction - Perspective API - Random Assault is 100% black - Cume fumes - Dume - Wolfenstein 2 - Pearl is attractive
SEGMENT 3: - Sol's Steam Game Corner - State capitals - We say n-words - Awkward Games Done Quick - Community Service - ASMR - Kate is autistic
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 270: It's Worse When It's Happening To You. Enjoy!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, MissesBun joins us again to swear in Pope Matt (they swear popes in, right?), discuss a few documentaries, break the real, hard truth that Crash Bandicoot sucks, and define the eras of Random Assault. Also, don't forget: OutRun 2006: Coast 2 Coast is the greatest video game ever made.
SEGMENT 1: - Matt is the pope - Hearing your own voice - Hellblade - Obscure Sonic games - Unrealistic sex scenes - Shin Godzilla - Lovecraft - The Strain
SEGMENT 2: - The Doomsday Clock - Something Something of the Apes - Internet drama - Dumb: The Story of Big Brother Magazine - Viva Amiga - Atomic Blonde - Mitch-isms - Dieting - Gluten - Dollar Beard Club
SEGMENT 3: - Switch games - OutRun 2006: Coast 2 Coast is the greatest video game ever made - Sonic and All-Stars Racing Transformed is better than Mario Kart - Jokes losing their edge - Crash Bandicoot sucks - The Eras of Random Assault - The Cum Era: 12 - The Good Era: 106-233 - The Edgelord 420 Weed Era: 240-present - The Era of Broken Kings: 1-11, 13-105, 234-239 - Tomba 2 - The future - Mitch is an austistic lizard - We are in the new age of grunge - Musical subgenres
DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL.
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Kate whips out the ol' Dreamcast to take us back to the late 90's/early 2000's with Crazy Taxi and Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2. David from It Came From the Internet also joins us to discuss the referential trainwreck that is Ready Player One, complete with live reading of specific exerpts by Mitch.
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 268: Clown Climax Under the Big Top. Enjoy!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Brooks joins us once again to talk all about theme parks in Pennsylvania, how No Man's Sky still sucks, the time-destroying hole that is super sentai, and we also get Kate to be so bored that she joins the Discord. Also, we call Matt live on the show, because he's not here. He's in New York City, kissing his father on the mouth.
SEGMENT 1: - Gay dads - Owning a PS4 makes you gay - No Man's Sky - Edgy bands - Terrible porn ads - Early Access games - Paying for online - Streaming plans - Saints Row vs GTA
SEGMENT 2: - Dogs taking sad, saggy poos - REPO! The Genetic Opera - Rocky Horror Picture Show - Roblox Porn - Pennsylvania theme parks - Kate joins the Discord - Tattoos
SEGMENT 3: - Wrestling - Power Rangers - Wolf job - Anal play - Laughing while cumming - Japanese candy
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, long-time listener Jake joins us to talk about farm food, game collecting, and the perils of the N64 controller's terrible analog stick!
No show notes this time, sorry!
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 266: Megaladan the Hot Dog Man. Enjoy!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Megaladan leaves the YouTube comment section to join us in discussion about electro-swing bands, record players, Baby Driver, and how to act gay in public with your brother.
SEGMENT 1: - Chris-Chan - Netflix's Castlevania - Big Gay Ice Cream - Awkward romantic (?) stories - Tyler the Creator is gay?
SEGMENT 2: - Caravan Palace - Titanfall - Reality TV - It - Drunken gaming - Pearl and Marina - Episodes (the show) - Dubstep is alive and well - Work stories - The decline of retail - Vinyl records - LEGO
SEGMENT 3: - Baby Driver - Arnold Schwarzenegger - Star Wars - Little Witch Academia
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 265: Creative Theft is Our Daily Bread. Enjoy!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Bob from AmazingNerds.de joins us to talk about the ridiculous censorship games get in Germany, females in the army, how production values make a worse product, and the wonderful world of horror movies and games!
SEGMENT 1: - Amazon is buying Whole Foods - YouTube as a hobby vs YouTube as a career - SJW's are pedophiles - Weird Texas republican officials - Is Germany great or does it suck? - Recruitment and female soldiers
SEGMENT 2: - E3 - Defective consoles - Negativity in the gaming community - Hype on day 1 of console release - Turok - German censorship - Weird guns in FPS games - Fan theories ruining good games - Fans of games shouldn't make movies of said games - Production values take the heart out of stuff - "Some games aren't" - Horror games
SEGMENT 3: - Peter Jackson - Guillermo del Toro - Horror movie series deteriorating over time - TrollHunters - Beatrix Potter - Old cartoons we haven't mentioned - German dubs - SNES Mini - N64 games
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Kate's scam-box came late, so she got a cavalcade of (really) retro games to entertain us! Also, Matt finally snaps and goes OFF about the terrors of living with a gluten allergy! Like, for real this time!
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 263: Skip Ahead 2 Hours, 11 Minutes. Enjoy!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, mentally-unhinged listener Thomas (Vivicized) is back to help us spoil all kinds of stuff! Mitch has awoken, we go over all of the drama from E3, and lament how everything these days is just a cheap grab at nostalgia, to the point that popular media might soon implode in on itself and die.
SEGMENT 1: - Court cases on YouTube - Random Assault shirts are back - Being autistic in public - School shooters - Get Out - Thomas' dating tips and tricks - Wonder Woman
SEGMENT 2: - Internet drama videos - E3 - Transformers - Type:Rider - Fishkeeping - Thomas' game and movie collections - Zombies - The Punisher
SEGMENT 3: - Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - The Dark Universe - Netflix original anime - Bubsy's back - Nostalgia sells and might kill itself - Bones - Waifus - Video ideas - Guess what Thomas is doing
INCOMING: ATTENTION! ATTENTION! THIS IS A MANDATORY RANDOM ASSAULT AFTERSHOW, RECORDED AFTER THE 262nd EPISODE: "LET THE SKELETON DIVORCE BEGIN". THANK YOU.
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, it's just Matt, Mitch and Kate shootin' the breeze. Matt actually liked a Marvel movie, Kate wishes she lived in the American south, and... well, the episode just kind of peters off until it atrophies and dies.
SEGMENT 1: - The south - Doctor Strange - TJ Miller - Lost - Mystery Science Theater 3000/Rifftrax - Clarence - Hanna Barberra sound FX - Puyo Puyo - Obscure puzzle games - Ace Combat - Spec-Ops: The Line - FPS talk
SEGMENT 2: - Black Adder - Annoying our neighbors - Blowout and Tango & Cash - Dragon Quest VIII - Cheap eBay games - Expensive eBay games - The segment trails off into nothingness
DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL.
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Kate takes us on another trip down Random Game Lane, except for the entire first hour or so of this episode, in which she wasn't able to get her setup working and we just had essentially a normal show. But eventually things get rolling and we have our usual mediocrity. Mitch and Matt even read some fanfiction from the listeners!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, the prodigal son returns. That's right, Phil-Angie Carpal is back on the show and here to talk to us about shows for normies, Twin Peaks' revival, and his ill-advised purchase of a Nintendo Switch™ Hybrid Handheld and Video Game Console™©. We also unearth Japan's darkest secret, and the reason behind their undying prosperity.
SEGMENT 1: - Phil and Cameron's duet - Normie shows and weeb shows - Matt's endoscopy - Nintendo Switch - Bad YouTubers - Wasting our YouTube ad rev - Japan is secretly run by Jew blood
SEGMENT 2: - Twin Peaks - Cartoons - E3 Predictions
SEGMENT 3: - Free to play games - Overrated games - Zelda - Delaware - JonTron - Digital space problems
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 259: Sonic Sex the N Word & Knuckles. Enjoy!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener and baby boy Cameron joins us once again to discuss... look, I know the word "autism" is getting thrown around a lot lately but trust me, this is like an all-you-can-eat autism buffet at Golden Corral. Mitch discusses his master plan to use fidget spinners as an accessory to murder, we talk all about bad anime dubs, and we seriously spend like a half hour listening to Sonic Sez segments. I kind of wish I was joking.
SEGMENT 1: - Mitch passing out into a pile of burning fidget spinners - Daylight Savings - People who look like us from movies and things - Samurai Jack - Cameron goes to Toronto - Justin Roiland isn't funny - Philadelphia is tricked out now - Sponsors - Dumbledore's cum bowl - We was wizzzards
SEGMENT 2: - My Hero Academia - Akira - Bad dubs - DragonBall still sucks, big shocker - Carly Rae Jepsen's "Emotion" is a modern pop masterpiece - Music talk - AMVs - Forgotten cartoons - Mary Sue webcomics - Oblivion (some movie, not the Elder Scrolls game)
SEGMENT 3: - Random Assault Karaoke - Yelling at Jews - Oy Vey my Son is Gay - Cameron's dark family secret - The Necronomicon - Sonic - Custom character creator in Sonic Forces - Sonic Sez - Yu-Gi-Oh!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Kate is out taking care of [REDACTED], which leaves just our boys, Matt and Mitch. Matt talks about his recent [REDACTED], Mitch talks about adventuring around [REDACTED] with [REDACTED], and we reveal the truth about Kevin Smith, in which he [REDACTED].
SEGMENT 1: - Sonic fanfic - Alex came to visit - Matt's celiac disease - Croenenberg & Lynch - Steven King - Lightgun games - Drift Stage - Sonic fangames - 90's commercials
SEGMENT 2: - SilvaGunner - 90's Spider-Man - Evil Nazi loli show - New MST3K - ICFTI Discord is dead - Batman and Bill - Kate Simulator 2017 - Tropical Smoothie Cafe - Mitch and Alex almost got robbed - Old Bill Nye episode gets edited
SEGMENT 3: - Prey - GamesRadar - [REDACTED]
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Mitch is out doing stuff, which means there's no shownotes or aftershow, but Matt and Kate still have plenty of things to talk about. And there's even a special appearance by someone the fans have wanted to hear from for quite some time!
DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL.
Kate's grab-bag of gaming horrors returns as it does every month for another dose of misery! Multimedia mistakes, licensed garbage, and old-ass Call of Duty eventually make way for Kate to play the same level of Smuggler's Run over and over again. But, you know how this goes; the discussion is generally not related to the gameplay on screen, so this makes a great audio-only episode. Especially since we tear apart that new Bill Nye show, and get super-duper racist!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Kate's off doing her thing and in her place, we have not just listener Everett (TwerkinForKFC in the Discord), but also listener RattleMeBones! Naturally, we talk about anime, because that's just a thing we do every week now, Mitch discovers the majesty of Samurai Pizza Cats porn, RattleMeBones wants you to read Sonichu, and Matt and Mitch make the objectively correct statement that Link's Awakening is better than Link to the Past. We've got more fur than any turtle ever had!
SEGMENT 1: - Godzilla - Anime - Racial charicatures in cartoons - Mitch guest-directs an episode of Steven Universe - Two new videos on the channel
SEGMENT 2: - Garfield - A Sonichu story - Kate's objectively incorrect taste in anime - Samurai Pizza Cats porn - Matt's fursona - Rick and Morty is Family Guy - Animemaru
SEGMENT 3: - Kong: Skull Island - Get Out - Yooka-Laylee - MacBat 64 - CRT Televisions - Team Ico - Fanservice games - Link's Awakening - Touhou - Seals = pepperoni - We want to be Mega64/we are alternate-timeline Mega64 where they suck - The United airlines thing
Here's a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 254: The Whoomp and the Schwing! Enjoy!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Caesar (Schporg Blimkig on the Discord) joins us to talk about bad live-action anime, how our sky-scraper mansion was raided by Antifa and gave birth to the Mitch-Hole, and which Final Fantasy girl is the best waifu. Also, Mitch turns this episode into a bona-fide Broadway production. So, take out your weird binoculars-on-a-stick and enjoy!
ACT 1: - Multi-disc games - Random Assault is raided by Antifa - Persona 5 I mean Star Trek - Movies with skellys - YouTube TV - Streaming services - Overwatch and Orisa
ACT 2: - Phil-Angie is lying - Two new videos on the YouTube channel - The X-Files on VHS - We make some game theories - Cool Runnings and Cliffhanger - Futanari - Final Fantasy waifus - Project Scorpio
ACT 3: - Tool and Nazi ska - Gay dating apps - InfoWars - Last gen memories and hardware failures - World War 3 - Ghost in the Shell - DragonBall Z - FEATURING SUCH HIT SONGS AS
This is a bonus aftershow recorded after Episode 253: Christian Ska Paradise Orchestra! Enjoy!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, #ThePodcastGetsBombastic when listener Bombastic Blake joins us to talk about the surprisingly huge anomaly that is Christian ska music, the good and bad launch line-ups of consoles past, unbearable advertising campaigns, and secret summer camp blowjobs!
SEGMENT 1: - People who blast their music in public - Creed - Christian ska - Jerry Peet - Binging Random Assault is the gateway to insanity - Tumblr vs Pornhub - April Fools jokes - Power Rangers movie - Video game movies
SEGMENT 2: - Beauty and the Beast remake - Sinbad movies - Moviebob - The console wars - Pop Team Epic is getting an anime - Jhonen Vasquez and lolrandom early 2000's goth aesthetic - Funko Pops - Gamestop is more of a nightmare than it ever was - Launch lineups - Used games from last generation
SEGMENT 3: - Blake has a story for us - Hardcore Henry - Weed and golf - Black versions of white movies - Unbearable advertising - Weezer - 90's songs - Punk music - Wrasslin' promos - G4 - The Witness
DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL.
Once again, Kate graces us with a box of mystery goodness of gaming retrocity! Just... get ready to see a lot of aimless wandering, as two of the games are not-so-great examples of 3D exploration in the PS2 era, and the other is an open-world game, but top-down. As always, plenty of interactions with the fans in the live-chat, so be sure to keep your eyes peeled on our Facebook page to see when the next live-stream is! And of course, subscribe to us on YouTube to be notified when we go live next time.
This is a bonus aftershow recorded after Episode 251: Six Years of this Bulls**t! Enjoy!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, it's our 6th anniversary! ...And nothing has gotten any better. Mitch starts off the show furiously with his computer woes, but then we roll right along with talk of Breath of the Wild and Samurai Jack. Then, surprise surprise, Mitch and Matt show just how bad at video games they actually are. And then Kate keeps tripping over the Breakfast Machine she's set up in her kitchen and Matt just about loses his mind. Here's to another 250 episodes of this misery!
SEGMENT 1: - Mitch is for real mad - Manga adaptations - Family Guy - Samurai Jack - Breath of the Wild - Canadian game prices - Sonic Adventure 2 - Sonic Forces
SEGMENT 2: - A Link to the Past - Old Nintendo games - Matt and Mitch are bad at video games - Bloodborne, Until Dawn, and The Order: 1886 - Flower, Sun and Rain - Wii U games - Dead or Alive 5 - Persona
SEGMENT 3: - Black Sails - Gay/bi characters in fiction - VA-11 Hall-A: Cybernetic Bartending Action - Steam reviews - Comments on old episodes of Random Assault and ICFTI - Kate and John have a domestic dispute
This is a bonus aftershow recorded after Episode 250: The Final Fantasy VII House (F**k You, David and Dylan!) Enjoy!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener HP Suavecraft comes on to talk to us about the titular subject, beating It Came From the Internet to the punch by about 14 years. However, he, Matt and Mitch also discuss the new skits uploaded to the Random Assault YouTube channel, the perils of moving to Delaware, and old Flash game memories. The 2nd segment is entirely dominated by talk of Breath of the Wild, and then Kate crashes the party to talk about Samurai Jack's revival, and how the internet is tormenting Shia LeBouf.
SEGMENT 1: - Final Fantasy VII House - Symmetra Has Autism video - Don't move to Delaware - International Women's Day videos - Old Flash games - Old Newgrounds folks - Shadbase - Smack Talk Showdown
SEGMENT 2: - Breath of the Wild
SEGMENT 3: - Persona 5 - Samurai Jack - Stop Skeletons from Fighting - Kek Army foils Shia Lebouf using autism - Kate vs Sonic - It Came From the Internet is back we guess - Bumfights 1920
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, our favorite Willy joins us to discuss comic booky things like Logan and the weird Batman/TMNT crossover. We also talk about some of the big, open-world games of late (and last year), like Nier: Automata, Breath of the Wild, and Rise of the Tomb Raider. And if the title didn't give it away, we talk a ton about punk-rock video game auteur Suda51. This episode is jam-packed with sticky goodness!
SEGMENT 1: - Sausage Party is on Netflix - Ace Attorney 5 - The OJ Simpson Documentary - Kate and the archery store - Logan - Marrow - Batman and TMNT Crossover comic
SEGMENT 2: - Fan-art contest - Kubo and the Two Strings - Lasagna Cat - Billy Blanks movies - Breath of the Wild - Switch launch problems - Final Fantasy XV - Rise of the Tomb Raider - Nier: Automata - Character-action games - Sonic let's plays
SEGMENT 3: - The Witness - Myst - The Silver Case - Suda 51 - Games bleeding into real life action - Cold case murder mysteries - Humor and horror - Scrubs - Nicktoons - Batman Beyond Ill
DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL.
Another grab-bag of miscellaneous gaming goodness from Kate, as we explore mainly Sega titles this time. We also get nostalgic with some classic My Chemical Romance, and... well, there's quite a bit of downtime between games due to some technical snafus but at least Matt and Mitch keep the conversation flowing.
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, it's a shorter episode thanks to being short-handed. Mitch got taken away to a reformation camp after the inflammatory things he's said about women over the years, so Matt and Kate talk about John Wick 2, raising children, and our very special interview with the Nazis over at The Amazing Nerds!
SEGMENT 1: - Dentistry - German interview - Train Simulator - Paper Mario - John Wick 2 - Black Theater Goers - Star Trek Online
SEGMENT 2: - Raising Kids - Random Assault PSA - Fan Fiction - The Room impressions
This is a bonus aftershow recorded after Episode 246: Don't Come to School Tomorrow. Enjoy!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Thomas joins us to talk a whole lot about real MAN STUFF. I'm talking guns, knives, war stories, and Black Jesus. Kate manages to sneak in talk of pre-internet slashfiction, and Mitch edges his way in there to talk about My Hero Academia, but other than that, this show is going to give you a much-needed shot of testosterone!
SEGMENT 1: - Virginia - Being hit on by gay people - Kids who look like they're going to hurt people - Vietnam memories - Knives - Old-school slashfiction - Military surplus stores - Horses - British entertainment
SEGMENT 2: - Seagulls - Cats - Dogs - Black Jesus (the idea that Jesus was a black man, not the adult swim show) - Moving up in the military - Brisko Country Jr. - War stories - Konami - San Francisco
SEGMENT 3: - Lasagna Cat - My Hero Academia - Nuclear drills and radiation poisoning - Resident Evil 7 - Thirsty hoes and men - Gun laws - Gun design - Autopsy videos - Dating Germans - More gun stories
This is a bonus aftershow recorded after Episode 245: It Came From the Internet. Enjoy!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we're joined by another listener, Neko Atheist aka WorseThanYou! Naturally, anime is discussed, but we also talk about why there aren't any racing games anymore, and we also give our picks for who we think is going to die in 2017! It's a regular hootenanny!
SEGMENT 1: - Little Witch Academia - My Hero Academia - Long manga/anime series - Nyan Koi - Akiba Strip anime
SEGMENT 2: - People need to calm down about the Switch - Moogle Chocobo Carnival - Final Fantasy XV - Soap shoes and Sonic - Video board games - Racing games - Ace Combat 7
SEGMENT 3: - Batemayn - Matt's irrational anger and subsequent neurotic tendencies - Sealab - The Venture Brothers - Teen Titans Go - Mattresses - what happened to adventure time - 2017 Death Pool - SJW comics
DISCLAIMER: THIS EPISODE WAS DONE AS A VIDEO-BASED LIVESTREAM. IT IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THAT YOU WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION OF THIS EPISODE ON OUR YOUTUBE CHANNEL. YOU CAN WATCH IT BY CLICKING THE LINK BELOW: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8_WfLRJ5zk
Okay, so like that disclaimer above says: this episode was done as a video livestream. Kate got a subscription box that sends a bunch of random games every month, so we decided to sit down and play them! As such, the audio version of this episode is going to be a rough listen, but we're putting up anyway at the request of some fans. Again, to get the full experience, check out the full livestream on our YouTube channel. These will be a monthly occurance, so keep it locked to our Twitter and Facebook pages for announcements when we'll be doing this again, so you can hang out in the chat and berate us for reacting to things late due to the 20 seconds of lag!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Mitch sits out the first segment due to expoding out of both his ends. So, Matt and Kate lement the Switch announcement and go over Kate's gaming subscription box. Then, Mitch cleans up and brings up some MAGFest stories, and then we run through a gauntlet of topics, including Let It Die, Final Fantasy XV, and Rare Replay.
SEGMENT 1: - Kate's subscription box - The Switch looks terrible, go home, no one cares
SEGMENT 2: - More Switch talk - AGDQ Cringe - Magfest talk - Everyone's racist
SEGMENT 3: - Let It Die - Final Fantasy XV - NiER Automata Demo - Gravity Rush 2 Demo - Rare Replay - Ace Attorney 5 - Nuzlocke runs - Complicated controls - Breath of the Wild - Gay anime - Ghostbusters
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we're joined by long-time Mitch-hater and short-time listener Phil-Angie Carpal! We get him to try and explain why Rick and Morty is a thing people like, Matt talks about Nazis (as usual), Mitch finally talks about Final Fantasy X for the final time, forever, and Mitch and Matt gush over the final demo for Resident Evil 7, and ponder the game's future. Oh, and fanfiction. But, not of us this time. Oh no.
SEGMENT 1: - Why Phil-Angie hates Mitch - Rick and Morty - The Man in the High Castle Season 2 - Adult Swim - TV Land - It Came From the Internet - Brain damage - Matt's horrible accident - The last time we talk about Final Fantasy X, ever
SEGMENT 2: - Swiss Chalet - Gothic - Resident Evil 7 Final Demo - Death Stranding - David from It Came From the Internet gets put on blast - Owning bad games as a joke - Bad Rats
SEGMENT 3: - Bloodborne the card game - Family Guy - No good cartoons have come out since 2010 - DuckTales is ruined - Alien: Covenant - Phil's Steven Universe/King of the Hill Xover fic - We read more random fanfiction
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, things get awkward as Mitch starts talking about... "meme theory"? We also find out the poor fool doesn't watch TV. Matt and Mitch talk at length about that gloriously awful Sonic OVA, and Kate whisks everyone away on a magical journey to see why the PS2 generation was the greatest of them all. Glory to Ken Kutaragi! Glory to the Motherconsole!
SEGMENT 1: - What animal could you justify punching? - Robbie Rotten - Meme theory - God of War PS4 - The Spock Documentary - Hey look at that, more Star Trek talk - Mitch doesn't watch TV - Anime dubs and dead companies
SEGMENT 2: - Way more anime talk - Classic memes - The Sonic OVA - Nintendo needs to get their stuff together
SEGMENT 3: - The 6th generation of consoles was the best generation - Buying games day 1 versus waiting for a sale - Waxing nostalgic - The People's cars
Here's a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 240: The Vape Awards 2016 sponsored by CumCrate. Enjoy!
This week on the Random Assault podcast, the boys and goy are joined by a real-ass music producer! Marina comes on the show to talk about the wonderment that is future funk. We also pitch a gay sex anime starring us, talk all about the tragedy that is the Game Awards, and Mitch gives an addendum to his DOOM discussion from last week, that absolutely no one asked for. Get down!
SEGMENT 1: - Future funk - Music production - Chicago - The Angry Birds movie - Slice of life anime - Our gay sex anime production - Kate's horrible misdeeds - Pet names
SEGMENT 2: - The Hobbit Trilogy - Fire and Ice - The Game Awards - Death Stranding - Internet feuds - Horrible porn - Inside is garbage, this is irrefutable - Youtube babies crey ever tim - PlayStation Experience - The Last of Us 2
SEGMENT 3: - DOOM - Phoenix Wright/Apollo Justice - Waxing nostalgic about the DS - Game soundtracks - Smoking - Weed and vape culture - Kate wants to be a cowboy - Can you mail cum?
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, long-time listener Marco joins us to have a jolly old time, talking about The Last Dragon (yes, again), video streaming services and the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. We also make our predictions for The Game Awards and PlayStation Experience (which have both already happened at the time of this posting), and we start an impromptu jug band! Well, gosh darn it I think we're gonna win this thing!
SEGMENT 1: - Bikes - Cats - We're gay - The Last Dragon - Moana - Yeezus is getting MK-Ultra'd - Art Institute is trash - Trudeau is Fidel Castro's son - Fidel died on the most capitalist day of the year - Shakespeare and public school - Bee and Puppycat - Video streaming services - Thanksgiving - Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade
SEGMENT 2: - Mike Inel's Adventure Time fan-game - Hentai artists - Telltale engine is trash - DOOM 2016 - Tomb Raider - The Game Awards and PlayStation Experience - Predictions - Nintendo's antiquated business practices
SEGMENT 3: - What food would Mitch be? - Final Fantasy XV - Clueless Gamer - Let's players - Advertising Random Assault - World War II in colour - Dodging the SJW bullet
Here's a bonus aftershow recorded after Episode 238: Ginyu Assault Pod Jazz Minus Garfield. Enjoy!
This week on the Ginyu Assault Pod Jazz, Matt Ritter (Brosona3FES) from NobiNoodle is back and ready to talk to us about the animes, Pokemon Sun and Moon, anime, anime, and The Simpsons, which is basically an anime. We also go over Persona 5's delay, and pre-pick our waifus.
SEGMENT 1: - Ginyu Assault Pod Jazz - Persona 5 delayed again - Bad old screen names - Dragonball - Recuts and re-edits - More anime talk - Video streaming services - The Switch predictions
SEGMENT 2: - Persona waifus - Our let's plays - Mitch's Catholic upbringing - Pokemon Sun/Moon - The Pokemon anime - Digimon - Monster Rancher - Shaman King - Yo-Kai Watch - Skylanders - The Simpsons continues to suck and predict things - Sonic and Mario but not the Olympics thing
SEGMENT 3: - It Came From the Internet - The history of the N-word - The Random Assault bible
This week on the Random Assault Podcast we probably hit the land-speed record for going from zero to unlistenable. It's just Matt and Mitch and they talk all about the election, and segway straight into anime talk from there. Also, Matt watched Dragonheart and Mitch watched some crappy Canadian horror anthology.
SEGMENT 1: - We did it - The election - Stop being babies - Emotionally crippling video game experiences - Change
SEGMENT 2: - DragonBall Z - Fruits Basket - Jojo - Sega Hard Girls - Cassette Girl - Ghost in the Shell - Bad podcasts - Art styles - More anime talk
SEGMENT 3: - Man vs Snake - Dragonheart - Minutes Past Midnight - Things in childhood that used to scare us for no reason - Armitage III - Tv shows we haven't gotten around to
Here's a bonus aftershow recorded after Episode 236: Kingdom_Hearts_Foot_Compilation.wmv. Enjoy!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we're joined by listener MissesBun, who talks about gothic lolita fashion, as well as binging our show to the point where she actually ENJOYS us! Also, Matt talks about The Walking Dead, as well as The Last Dragon, Mitch talks about Doctor Strange, and we feature two big showdowns: east coast fast food vs west coast fast food, and Baby Boomers vs Millennials!
SEGMENT 1: - A married person listens to us - How MissesBun found us - Pho - Malls - Doctor Strange - The Walking Dead - Telltale's Michonne Mini-series - Survival horror games - Binging podcasts - Let's plays and annoying personalities - Podcasts repeating stories through time
SEGMENT 2: - Sombra - Gothic lolita fashion and culture - Weird fetishes - Accents - Sports events - Dippin' Dots - The Last Dragon - "Awkward" "humor" - Artist metamorphosis - Kid Cuisine and Lunchables - Mitch's empty world - Felicia Day looks like a naked mole rat
SEGMENT 3: - The Governator - East coast vs west coast food - Cold brew coffee - Code Lyoko - Milennials vs Baby Boomers - Kingdom Hearts
This week on the Random Assault Podcast... well, the title says it all, really. If you want to watch the spooky festivities you can do so by going to our YouTube page and checking the episode out there, otherwise enjoy this audio-only version of it! Still plenty of the banter that Random Assault has become mildly noticed for!
This is a bonus aftershow, recorded after Episode 234: I Can't Hear the Laughter Anymore. Enjoy!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, the gang convenes to talk about Steam Trading Cards, Resident Evil (specifically, the REmake), weird controllers, horror movies then and now, and Nicholas Cage. All scary things. So, this is basically as close as you're gonna get to a Halloween episode this year.
SEGMENT 1: - Devil Daggers - They fixed OutDrive - Steam Trading Cards - Cities: Skylines - Luke Cage - Hitman: Codename 47 - Bad movies - Big black nerdos
SEGMENT 2: - Mitch's dad is Vince McMahon - Resident Evil - DLC and piece-meal games - Matt's crazy train game for N64 - Card games and weird controllers - Extraordinary Tales - The Ratchet and Clank Movie
SEGMENT 3: - Matt's colonoscopy - Phantasm - Tom Sellick movies - Horror remakes vs. originals - Nicholas Cage - Half Life - Social networks - Red Dead Redemption 2 - Main characters that go against the grain - Rockstar needs to make a good game finally
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, barriers are broken as we do our first-ever live episode! All in commemoration of the sad, sad truth: Alex is parting ways with the show. At least, for right now. The nitty-gritty details are contained in this episode, but know that he's not entirely gone for good. He might pull a Doug Walker and come back to the show in a few months. He might not. We'll just have to see. He'll also definitely still be a part of the convention videos in the future, such as MAGfest and Boston FIG.
Besides all that nonsense, we interact with fans live for the first time, covering tough subjects like being offensive on the internet, Bear Grylls, explaining jokes that never got recorded, and more. And stay tuned til the end to hear a bunch of listeners dog-pile into the Google Hangouts call to wish Alex a terrible farewell.
TOPICS: - The N-word - Simpsons commentary - Final Fantasy X - Bear Grylls - R.E.M. - Matt's colonoscopy - Alex and Kate leaving - People don't want Alex to leave - Explaining jokes that didn't get recorded - Yu-Gi-Oh Season Zero - Mitch's parents are dead - The Le Tran shirt - Mega Man is bad - Why Alex is leaving - Being offensive - Our show is bad - Konami flagging stuff on YouTube - Alex dies - People join the call to say goodbye
This is a bonus aftershow recorded after Episode 232: Season's Greetings from Kevin Smith. Enjoy!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Dylan "Phazon117" joins us to talk a whole bunch about stuff like that stupid YouTube Heroes program, Russian ska, Alex's fever dreams due to the NX hype, Amiibo compatability, and our horror stories involving losing our precious data. Let's get whackin'!
SEGMENT 1: - Smashmouth - Ghostbusters - Women aren't funny - The Boston FIG 2016 Video - YouTube Heroes - Things that look like other things
SEGMENT 2: - Russian ska - Alex's lame NX dream - Superhero shows - The ABC's of Death - Holidays - Picross 3D Round 2 - Amiibo compatibility going forward - Celebrity encounters - Kate giving birth to Hulk Hogan's babies
SEGMENT 3: - Dylan thought we hated him but we don't - Profanity on iTunes - Podcast data junk - Data loss nightmare stories - Working through your backlog - Hip-hop CDs - Our most popular videos - Dunkaroos and other junk food
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we get down and dirty with a new list of Fap Achievments stroked out by listener Chris Ott! We also cover a lot of ground from our recent Boston trip that didn't make it into the FIG video or the Breakfastcast. And because this is Random Assault, we also talk about hemorrhoids and Star Trek. Because of course.
SEGMENT 1: - Recording levels - The Bastard Executioner - Round One Arcade - Adventures in Boston - Eddie Spuhgetti Halloween Volume 2 - Boston Festival of Indie Games - Nintendo AVS - More Boston stories
SEGMENT 2: - Hemorrhoids - Public transportation - Star Trek - Jake Gyllenhall
SEGMENT 3: - A new fap achievment list by Chris Ott - PhilAngie's fanfiction - Kate's therapy session
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Bron comes back to talk about his podcast, and various other topics, such as eSports, Halloween, and derivitive shooters. We also discover that Kate might have usurped Mitch as the Crown Homo, and also, Drunk Kate makes a glorious return after like 200 episodes of being gone. And it's as much of a train-wreck as you'd imagine.
SEGMENT 1: - Italian weddings - Halloween - Halloween foods - Kubo and the Two Strings - The whole YouTube censorship thing - Blading (wrestling, not inline skates) - Advertising and streaming services - The Simpsons
SEGMENT 2: - Edgelord platformers - Psychonauts - Cringe highlight reels - No Man's Sky - Derivitive shooters - Deus Ex: Mankind Divided - Bron's podcast - Games into movies
SEGMENT 3: - Kate steals Mitch's purpose - Zodick the Hellhog - eSports are sports except they're not - Would you make love to Leslie Jones - Fake books - Game box art - Alcohol - Vietnamese food - Bagged milk - Weeb music - Otakon - No more drinking on the show
This past weekend, Matt and Mitch shipped up to Boston to meet up with Alex and Willy and to attend the Boston Festival of Indie Games. However, not a lot of FIG coverage was actually done this year, and they guys were having so much fun hanging out and being pals that they neglected to even sit down and record an episode of the podcast in the same room.
So instead, Mitch opted to record their table conversation during the breakfast they had right before they parted ways again. This is the almost entirely un-edited recording, featuring awkawrd silences and bleary-eyed hosts.
Due to the lower audio quality of this episode, it is recommended that you listen to it with headphones on.
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we finally close the circle on the saga that is Mitch's relationship with Sausage Party. Also, Matt dives deep into Hulu's backlog of 90's TV shows, as well as cartoons that may have had more for adults in mind than kids. And then we talk about a bunch of weeb stuff, as usual. Everyone ready your penis catapults!
SEGMENT 1: - Pittsburgh - Our first wet dreams - Sausage Party - Chocolate croissants - Cooking - The Amish
SEGMENT 2: - Survivorman - The Weird Al Show - Kids' cartoons made for adults - Box-sets - Shirts - Big Money Rustlas - C.U.C.K.K.K.-bot
SEGMENT 3: - Indiana Jones - Stop trying to force things on people - Steel Ball Run - Trashy Japanese games getting cranked out - Mob Psycho 100 - The Princess Bride - The math behind penis catapults
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, our boy Le Tran joins us to hock his artwork! Namely, the sweet, sweet pixelated Random Assault crew you see in the banner and below in the close-up image! You can wear this awesome piece of fandom on your chest with pride, because we're selling it as a T-shirt! (But only if enough of you demand it, click that link!) We also talk quite a bit about having sex with gender-swapped versions of ourselves, weird 90's kids' tech, webcomics, and Le gives us the full scoop of his experience at EVO! Oh, and Alex is here for a change.
Go here to get the shirt: https://teespring.com/random-assault-beat-em-up
SEGMENT 1: - Nintendo 64 - Black girlfriends - New RA T-shirt - Improvized racism - Mitch's parents - Our solo shows - Disney's extended lore - Would you bone a genderswapped you? - Star Fox
SEGMENT 2: - Matt went to the dentist - ToothTunes - C-Watches - HitClips - EVO
SEGMENT 3: - The Rock Cocks - Webcomics - Rhythm Thief and the Emperor's Treasure - Batman v Superman - Ninja Theory
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Kate goes whole-hogwarts on the new Harry Potter "book", and reveals that The Pagemaster is her Gurren Lagann. Matt discovers the joy of importing games, and we lament the loss of old game manuals, not to mention talking about how Nintendo Power got put on archive.org (which has since been removed as of this posting). Plus, we talk about Dom Delouise, Pokemon, and Stranger Things!
SEGMENT 1: - The Pagemaster - Stranger Things - Old movies - GOG gets 3 classic Disney games - New Harry Potter script book thing - Sailor Moon
SEGMENT 2: - Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie - Overwatch Summer Games - We're Back: A Dinosaur's Story - Dom Delouise - Mitch sharted his pants - Devil May Cry 4 - Phantasmagoria - Phoenix Wright - Turok 2: Violence Killer - Import games
SEGMENT 3: - Nintendo Power is on archive.org - Keeping old game manuals - Wario Land 3 - Kate's Nuzlocke - Pokemon - Pokemon Go
This is a bonus aftershow recorded after Episode 227: Harry Potter and the Violence Killer. Enjoy!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Alex Apex joins us, having discovered the show from Soundcloud of all places! We talk about Rip Torn, Rip Taylor, Taylor Swift... and now I'm just getting dizzy. We also talk about emulation, blocking YouTube and the internet, and whether or not Paul Fieg secretly loves breaking down Melissa McCarthy on camera.
SEGMENT 1: - Alex replaces Alex - Kids' movies - The Killing Joke - Old kids' sitcoms - Taylor Swift - Rip Taylor, Rip Torn - Skittles - Gak - Rattlesnakes - Bo Peep is just dead in Toy Story 3 I guess? - Mario Party - Emulation - Graphics cards - Overwatch - Sonic Generations - Silent Hill 4
SEGMENT 2: - Matt's musical choices - Ants with people legs - Blocking the internet - The problem with YouTube - Aaah! Real Monsters - Weird accents - Grassroots YouTubers getting big - Mistaking our voices - Kate reveals yet another dark secret about her childhood
SEGMENT 3: - YouTube subscribers - Drugs - Dieting - Random Assault history lesson - Lady Layton - Tumblords - Cum tributes - Ghostbusters - Does Paul Fieg secretly like abusing Melissa McCarthy on camera? - Self-hating black people
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we're joined by two special guests: Matthew Ritter and Tyler from NobiNoodle! They join us to... well, talk a lot about Star Trek, it seems. But we also reminisce about the Genesis, we come to grips with Sausage Party's existence, we talk about dead cartoons for the 3rd time this year probably, and then Kate talks some more, but this time about The Dark Tower series and Harry Potter! Or something!
SEGMENT 1: - Star Trek: Beyond - Sonic Mania - Genesis games - We've accepted that Sausage Party is real and we're okay with it - Tiger Electronic games - Wario Land 2
SEGMENT 2: - More Stair Track - Ritter's work - Anime - Censorship in games - Dead cartoons - Joe Dante - The Magic School Bus
SEGMENT 3: - Nanalan - The Dark Tower - Harry Potter - Fighting games - Conventions - Nerutuu Sand Ninjers - DC Trailers - Steven Universe - Modern cartoons - Matt likes handsome women
This is the Best of Random Assault Volume 2. Here are a ton of hand-picked clips featuring some of the podcast's best moments, guests, meltdowns, and betrayals. Below is a tracklist for your convenience.
TRACK LIST: 1. Intro/Rangdong Assfault (feat. Plexusmax) 2. Is That How You Pronounce That? [Episode 130: Is That How You Pronounce That?] 3. Matt's Escape Pod [Episode 97: Waluigi Time!!] 4. Sadamantium [Episode 154: Nodus Tollens Whackily] 5. Ha Ha Ha Farts and Poop (feat. WillyFresh and Josh The Nasghul) [Boston FIG 2015 Cast] 6. Matt and Mitch Snoring (feat. Pucklet) [Episode 157: MAGfest 13] 7. To Serve Man/Dead Strippers (feat. Cookie) [Episode 139: A Fistful of Nickels] 8. How to Procure Groceries [Episode 194: I'm Calling It "Typecast" Anyway] 9. Fanime (feat. Tareq) [Episode 47: A Troll in Central Park] 10. Baby Names (feat. Seth Rosen) [Episode 175: Can't Hungry] 11. Kate Peed in a Sock [Episode 167: Matthew May I] 12. How Do I Tell My Son He's Gay? (feat. Brooks) [Episode 207: Babbling Brooks] 13. Offensive Language (feat. MrSuitMan) [Episode 186: Dark Side of the Moon Cricket] 14. Bad Emulated Genesis Music [Episode 141: Desert Limo] 15. Bionicle (feat. The Duke of Duwang) [Episode 124: The LEGO Episode] 16. Filthy Frank's Reality TV Show (feat. Valentin) [Episode 198: Porn. Porn Never Changes.] 17. Clowns are Always Wacky [Episode 154: Nodus Tollens Whackily] 18. Beards and Pubes (feat. ThatChickWithTheGoggles) [Episode 177: Beer Goggles] 19. The Power Levels of Autism (feat. Sean Weiland) [Episode 182: Where's the Meatus?] 20. Acorns are Smooth Dreidels (feat. Dylan from It Came From The Internet) [Episode 187: Personal Vietnam] 21. This Is It, Guys! [Episode 183: This Is It, Guys!] 22. Outro/Random Assault Episode 200 Rap (feat. Bron and MrSuitMan)
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Cameron of The Weeb Show finally infiltrates our headquarters to declare war on us for like the third time this week! After that's settled, he and the gang discuss multiple NES revival products, using anime to get to 3rd base, and we answer a big ol' batch of your questions!
SEGMENT 1: - Bananya - Canada - The Sarah Connor Chronicles - Spirit Camera - NES Mini - Wisdom Tree is Kickstarting an NES controller full of bible games - Chex Quest getting an HD remake - Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm
SEGMENT 2: - The Weeb Show - Little Nemo's Adventures in Slumberland - The Japanese were monsters before we bombed them - Using anime to get to 3rd base - Montreal vs Toronto - Cameron smoked 80 cigarettes at once
SEGMENT 3: - Teeth - Listener questions
This is the aftershow recorded after Episode 223: "The History of Kate's Balls, Part 1"! Enjoy!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Kate returns after her surgery, and she and Mitch are left high and dry in Matt and Alex's absence. So, they scrape below the bottom of the barrel and bring on It Came From the Internet's David Reinhardt, so that he can constantly complain (incorrectly, I may add), that Mitch is wrong about everything. Mitch talks about Sonic because this is a normal episode of the show, the gang discusses great modern cartoons currently airing, and we take your questions! Also, this episode was quite literally recorded before a live audience, so that happened.
SEGMENT 1: - Kate's ass cyst - Renaissance faire - Lifetime movies - Girls Gone Wild - Kate's surgery - CyberConnect2 makes bad games - Pokemon Go - Sonic 4 isn't that terrible - Batman Arkham Knight IS that terrible - Movies are bad
SEGMENT 2: - Gravity Falls - Starr vs. the Forces of Evil - Fandom - We Bare Bears - Mitch's dick queefed - Books are still gay - Furi - Ramen - Laser Quest
SEGMENT 3: - It Came From the Internet - Heroes - Drugs - Weird cartoons - QA
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Jessie Saenz joins us to answer that age-old question: subs or dubs? We also discuss The Land Before Time, pooping your pants, the difference between donkeys and mules (because Mitch is an idiot and an accidental racist), and those weird Mac 'n' Cheetos things Burger King is selling. But first, let's take it over to Momar. MO!
SEGMENT 1: - Ecchi shows - Berserk - Subs vs dubs - Samurai Jack revival - The Land Before Time - Deus Ex: Human Revolution - Final Splatfest: Callie or Marie?
SEGMENT 2: - Rhythm Heaven Megamix - Pooping your pants - Musicals - Steam summer sale - Donkeys and mules - Mexico - Chick shoving Spaghetti-Os in her vagina
SEGMENT 3: - Our banners - Mitch is an accidental racist - The Vlastic stork - Mac 'n' Cheetos - Chik-Fil-A - Alex is in the middle of D-Day - Busting one in Pooh's a-hole - Racist teams - Lethal Weapon - Kate's ass
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, the gang remembers the anime-infused Teen Titans, Mitch regales us with tales from the sweetest place on Earth (which is evidently full of kid urine), we break out the Mighty No. 9 talk because THAT came out the week we recorded this, and we debate whether Dippin Dots are any good. Which they are. Screw you guys.
SEGMENT 1: - Mitch saw a kid pee at Hersheypark - Chocolate - Netflix sucks - Cool World - Steam sale - System Shock 2 - Teen Titans
SEGMENT 2: - The Sub 10,000 Club - Mitch watched all of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared in one sitting - Matt wanted to have sex with Raven - Mortal Kombat movie - Mighty No. 9 came out, sucks, no one is surprised - Brexit - Lead singer of Black Out Band died in a car crash - We are all millionaire gorillas
SEGMENT 3: - Check out our YouTube channel - Haywire - We're in a MAGfest documentary - Cooking and eating - Dippin' Dots - Mitch ate ice cream and then farted in a kid's face - Matt listens to the new Ghostbusters theme
Another bonus aftershow for you guys! Free of charge! Let us know if you like these, as we plan to keep doing them until they are no longer funny. Which should take, like... 5 episodes.
So, here's a new thing we're gonna try doing. The past few episodes, our post-show meetings in which we discuss the episode name and banner contents, as well as just shoot the breeze a little more, have been really funny. At least, to us. So, we decided we're going to start recording these "aftershows" as bonus content for you listeners! No Patreon required! Think of these as like... a bonus fourth segment. They probably won't run longer than a half hour in most cases, but yeah. Trying this out for a change. Let us know what you think.
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Brooks joins us to recap E3 2016, as well as talk about the abortions that are Funko Pop Vinyl figures, butt-rock and different sub-genres of metal, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, and the awesomeness that is Yu-Gi-Oh Season Zero (or the first 7 volumes of the manga, depending).
SEGMENT 1: - Rhythm Heaven Megamix is low-key released - Mitch's crazy NX prediction - Windows 10 and Microsoft's future plans - Sony killed it at E3 - LEGO Dimensions Season 2 - Funko Pop - Waluigi Amiibo - Breath of the Wild - Yookah-Laylee - Resident Evil 7 demo - Brooks talks about our early episodes
SEGMENT 2: - A metal dan - Roundabout - Kill all dykes - Lots and Lots of Trains - Butt-rock - Wrestling - Minority Report - 12 Monkeys - Freddy vs Jason - Don't Hug Me I'm Scared
SEGMENT 3: - Jojo's Bizarre Adventure - Shows that go on for too long - Yu-Gi-Oh Season Zero - Martin Mystery - Leafy is a guy I guess - Podcasts
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, it's just Mitch and Matt, so you just know the ire and piss will fly. It's episode 2 of their spin-off show from episode 200! Mitch hurts himself in order to bring you eyewitness coverage of a game that is three years old, we talk about our gaming set-ups, sports games, old G4 shows, and Kickstarter scams. And then the third segment just kinda... ends. Yeah.
SEGMENT 1: - Matt rants - Gone Home - Old G4 - Sports games - Limited edition consoles
SEGMENT 2: - Our gaming setups - Game preservation - Star Wars: The Force Awakens - Adventure games - Kickstarter scams
SEGMENT 3: - Summer is great - Matt's nose is running
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we're joined by Michael Cowden, creator of Super 80's World! Naturally, we talk a ton about 80's culture, so this is mostly a normal episode. That is, until we also start talking about discovering Asian pop music through Japanese arcade games, how worthless virtual reality is, and the correct definition of 8-bit.
SEGMENT 1: - Super 80's World - The evolution of the 80's - Getting around lawsuits with likenesses and names - Fast food toys - Playing the OTHER character
SEGMENT 2: - Super 80's Guy - True 8-bit - We try to be trendy - Rick and Morty - Super 90's World - Fist of Awesome - Tim Burton - 80's powers - OutRun - Custom arcade machines - Demos - Asian music in arcade games - Arcades
SEGMENT 3: - Custom arcade machines continued - S**tposting - Three-headed jews - Alison Road got cancelled - NX Rumors - VR is worthless - Superhero movies - DOOM - Japanese kid left in bear-infested woods - System Shock remake - JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Eyes of Heaven Demo - Odin Sphere Leifdrasir Demo
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Willy fills in for Alex so that we can finally talk about how terrible Batman V Superman was! We also wonder about the quality of the newer consoles' graphics, Matt jacks off to Miami Vice, and then Kate talks for a solid hour about the new X-Files and Marathon. Like, the old Bungie game Marathon. Yeah.
SEGMENT 1: - Overwatch - Reaper usernames - PC vs console - PAX East - Why is League of Legends still a thing? - Uncharted 4 - Last-gen's best graphics vs. current gen's worst - Are consoles getting smaller stables of must-have games? - Good Wii games
SEGMENT 2: - WillyFresh v Batman v Superman - Captain America is a Nazi - Miami Vice - My Life Me
SEGMENT 3: - The New X-Files - Marathon
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we're Alex-less and left to discuss the major issues plaguing our world today... like alternative bands from the 90's, cats, dogs, obscure video game consoles, and the most despicable of objects: books.
SEGMENT 1: - Star Citizen - Mobile games are screaming dudes - Fembusters - Books! - Oliver Twist - The Fairy Queen - Shakespeare - The Catcher in the Rye - Hot Topic - Barenaked Ladies - Gin Blossoms
SEGMENT 2: - Marilyn Manson - PS2 games - From Russia With Love - Mister Moquito - Batman: Vengeance - Yanya Caballista: City Skater - Rule of Rose - Haunting Ground - The Mark of Kri - Rise of the Kasai - Gitaroo Man - Darkwatch - Graffiti Kingdom - Legend of the Black Cat - Collecting PS2 games - Cats (and some ducks) - Dogs (and peanut butter)
SEGMENT 3: - Outlaw country music - Old levels in new games - Metal Gear Salad - Hideo Kojima - Battleborn's character designs are terrible - E3 Predictions - Obscure consoles
This week on the Random Assault Podcast... it's a bit of a weird one. It's got plenty of hysterical highs and lulling lows, but it's filled to the brim with content. Mitch takes one for the team and watched the majority of the first season of Rick and Morty, Matt checks up on his two old flames: Turok and Spoony, and Kate does unspeakable things to her bed. Get ready for a cantankerous episode.
SEGMENT 1: - Overwatch porn - Pocket Card Jockey - Disney Infinity is dead, Disney no longer publishing games - Rick and Morty sucks, big whoop - Wolfenstein: The New Order - Matt is cantankerous - Gremlins - Deadpool - The Voices - Scary stuff seen as children - Old-as-crud Random Assault episodes
SEGMENT 2: - Fun thoughts - Kate cummed the bed - Turok - Nostalgia Critic - Spoony - We don't take podcasting seriously enough - This is a bad episode - Mith literally reads stuff from Matt's Facebook wall
SEGMENT 3: - Mitch is either autistic or might have ADD - Goldfish crackers - Kate kept hot dogs under her bed for a week - Kubo and the Two Strings - Pearl Jam sucks - Galaxy Quest
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Mitch and Kate are absent but David Reinhardt fills in to talk about anime (because that's a weekly requirement now I guess), how Hollywood continues to ruin Ghostbusters, and those champions of celluloid, the Wayans.
SEGMENT 1: - Anime - Riki-Oh
SEGMENT 2: - Fightin Words - Ghostbusters - Muppets
SEGMENT 3: - The Wayans - Zelda speculation
This week on the Random Assault podcast, we get down to the nitty-gritty involving Nintendo. Like if Miitomo is even worth your time, or if Hyrule Warriors is even a good game. Matt complains about Roman Reigns, Anamanaguchi leaks a bunch of new music, and Mitch has another retarded quiz to give games away. Please take your free point on the way out.
SEGMENT 1: - Confidence(?) - Blocking entire YouTube channels - Unfollowing people on Facebook - Miitomo - My Nintendo - Twilight Princess - Hyrule Warriors DLC
SEGMENT 2: - Game Grumps Live - Pokemon Live - The Big Retarded Video Game Quiz 3 - Year Walk - Shows Matt hates - Daredevil Season 2 - The Flash - The Last Man on Earth - Anamanaguchi used a weird game to leak their new album?? - Batman v Superman sucks, big surprise - TMNT Crossovers - Diamond is Unbreakable - Mitch goes to the Shadow Realm
SEGMENT 3: - The New Day - Wrestlemania - Neil Adams - Spoony's Patreon - Final Fantasy XV - Games: the Movie - Saints Row: Gat Out of Hell - My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 - Fuller House
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we're joined by Mike Ducarme to talk about his eye-catching and pulse-pounding game, Just Shapes and Beats! But before he arrives, we discuss Star Fox Zero and whether it truly lives up to the hype. Then Alex paralyzes our guest in fear with stories about death, we have a rousing debate about whether red or black licorice reigns supreme, and lament the death of music, thanks in part to Rock Band 4 getting a paid expansion this fall. Because did you expect anything better from the people who put a campaign on FIG for a PC port of a game that next to nobody bought?
SEGMENT 1: - Squid Sisters amiibo confirmed - The Kyu episode - Stair facts - Alex has bad luck with games - Star Fox Zero
SEGMENT 2: - Mike drops by - Just Shapes and Beats - Stories about death - Living off of eating your own body
SEGMENT 3: - Everyone is white in Quebec - #lolpussyweed - PAX East has gotten progressively worse - Licorice: red vs black - Smelly crayons - What does magic smell like? - Ratchet and Clank PS4 - Rock Band 4 is getting a paid expansion, music is dead - DLC policies
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Matt's got westerns to discuss, bad directors to lambaste, old games to re-evaluate, and we read TURbo's newest painfully-truthful prognosticus about our future situations.
SEGMENT 1: - Chocolate Assholes - Bone Tomahawk - Modern Westerns - Universal Soldier - Godzilla - Suicide Squad still looks terrible, no surprise - Bad directors - Watchmen - Remember when Casper turned into an egg - The live-action Casper movie
SEGMENT 2: - Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress - Dokkoida?! - Kate does her dishes live on air - PlayStation TV is 20 dollars at Walmart - Final Fantasy V - Tropical Smoothie Cafe is cuck central - Weird animals
SEGMENT 3: - BioShock, almost a decade later - Games still holding up - Borderlands - We Dem Boyz 2K18: A 40% Futuristic Non-Fiction Story Based on Trends of Random Assault
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Jack Hernandez joins us, but you might know her better as the voice of Kyu from HuniePop! Yes, everyone's favorite love fairy wingman (wingwoman?) talks with us about the Hunie series, the recently-released HunieCam Studio, and... East Coast diners. Because this is Random Assault and that's how things go 'round here.
SEGMENT 1: - Jack's first aired interview? - What is a cuck? - HuniePop - HunieCam Studio - Funny voices - Voice actors
SEGMENT 2: - Jack guesses our ethnicities - Jack guesses our heights - Jack guesses our astrology signs - Jacking off to voices - Jack's previous work - Friendly's, Wawa, and other regional junk
SEGMENT 3: - The Jack Show - Conspiracy theories - HuniePop and other dating sims - The future of the Hunie series - Best grill - We make like 4 new HuniePop characters - HuniePop cosplay
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we're joined by Michael Consoli, maker of Nothing Good Can Come of This, smash-hit indie multiplayer game as seen at Boston FIG 2015 and MAGfest 2016! He talks to us about the MAGfest indie scene, importing Japanese stuff to America, and unique arcade cabinets! Then, Alex scares him off with talk of North Korea, and we discuss the recently-released HunieCam Studio.
SEGMENT 1: - Nothing Good Can Come of This - Frog Fractions - Custom arcade cabinets - Against the Wall - Indies at MAGfest - Guns of Icarus - Just Beats and Shapes - Unique arcade cabinets - Boong-a Boong-a - AfterBurner II - Fighting Mania - Mocap Boxing - Police 911
SEGMENT 2: - Jojo Part 4: Diamond is Unbreakable - PIRACY!! - Evangelion - Metal Gear Ford Commercials - Mario Maker - Neko Atsume - Japanese stuff coming over to America - Zootopia - Art is garbage - Anime
SEGMENT 3: - Zelda CDi - I.M. Meen - Chill Manor - North Korea - HunieCam Studio - Sam and Max Hit the Road - King's Quest
This week on the Random Assault podcast, we get down to the nitty-gritty involving Nintendo. Like if Miitomo is even worth your time, or if Hyrule Warriors is even a good game. Matt complains about Roman Reigns, Anamanaguchi leaks a bunch of new music, and Mitch has another retarded quiz to give games away. Please take your free point on the way out.
SEGMENT 1: - Confidence(?) - Blocking entire YouTube channels - Unfollowing people on Facebook - Miitomo - My Nintendo - Twilight Princess - Hyrule Warriors DLC
SEGMENT 2: - Game Grumps Live - Pokemon Live - The Big Retarded Video Game Quiz 3 - Year Walk - Shows Matt hates - Daredevil Season 2 - The Flash - The Last Man on Earth - Anamanaguchi used a weird game to leak their new album?? - Batman v Superman sucks, big surprise - TMNT Crossovers - Diamond is Unbreakable - Mitch goes to the Shadow Realm
SEGMENT 3: - The New Day - Wrestlemania - Neil Adams - Spoony's Patreon - Final Fantasy XV - Games: the Movie - Saints Row: Gat Out of Hell - My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2 - Fuller House
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, it's a low-key episode as Matt is sick, so Alex, Mitch and Kate are left to fend for themselves. They talk about a bunch of stuff that Matt SHOULD have been there for, like Wario Land, the Hulk Hogan vs Gawker spectacle, and cartoons made for children. They also argue about the Zelda timeline for like 15 minutes, almost exactly 100 episodes after arguing over the Mario timeline. History repeats itself, it seems.
SEGMENT 1: - Miitomo - The deep web - 123 Slaughter Me Street - Hulk Hogan vs Gawker - Sausage Party - The Angry Birds Movie - Yandere Simulator - HunieCam Studio
SEGMENT 2: - What is the most autistic gemstone - Donkey Kong 64 - We argue about the Zelda timeline for like 15 minutes - Cartoons - The Amazing World of Gumball - We Bare Bears - Bob's Burgers - Archer - Sick of Batman - Professor Layton
SEGMENT 3: - Free country music - Wario Land - Candian Easter
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, newly-converted listener Brooks joins us to talk all about binging our show, all while we circlejerk about our best moments to date. Mitch reveals that he's completely inept enough to not be able to beat the Mega Man games without cheating, even if he's using his butthole to play. We also talk about the overrated mess that is Final Fantasy VII, the Rock Band 4 for PC debacle, and we answer YOUR questions, like how to force your son to come out of the closet.
SEGMENT 1: - Everything we own is powered by Kate - Binging our show - RA Tries All Out of Bubblegum video - Dead Leaves - Triple-Q and BotanicSage - Star Wars games - Mortal Kombat is a bad fighting game
SEGMENT 2: - Soda flavors - Firewalk With Me - Twilight Princess HD - Mega Man Legacy Collection - How to play Mega Man with your B-hole - Picross e - Final Fantasy VII - Your Lie in April - Galaxy Express 999 - Fate/stay night Unlimited Blade Works - Chaos Head
SEGMENT 3: - Rock Band 4 - The Rock Band 4 PC FIG Kickstarter Thing Debacle - Listener questions - How to tell your son he's gay - Sandbox games - Arcade cabinets - Revolutionary Girl Utena
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we're joined by Eddie Spuhghetti of Here Lies fame! We talk a ton about 80's schlock, Eddie's homemade VHS mixes, synthwave, Commando, wrestling, Nicolas Picolas, and a forgotten comedian as a forgotten 90's platforming mascot. So, this is basically Matt's dream episode.
SEGMENT 1: - Eddie Spaghetti (Here Lies) - Eddie's spooky nostalgia tapes - Video editing software - Kids like to get scared - Ghostbusters 3 - The ramifications of this movie - 80's schlock
SEGMENT 2: - 80's synth music - Synthwave - The different genres within synthwave - Commando - Here Lies - Wrasslin' impreshins - Wrasslin' diskushin - Wrasslin' games - Tony Hawk games
SEGMENT 3: - Castlevania III - We hate videogames - Gamestop is terrible - Bobcat Goldthwait as Bubsy - The live-action Phoenix Wright movie - Nicolas Picolas - Are You Afraid of the Dark and Goosebumps - Canadian swears - The Simpsons - Giga pets - Pokemon
DISCLAIMER: This Minor Assault episode and Episode 204 are part of the same episode. We had the DC Stunt Coalition guys on for the third segment, and they were so good and so enthusiastic, (plus that segment went on for almost 2 hours), we just decided to make that one Episode 204. This Minor Assault is the first two segments of what would be that full episode.
We're joined by listeners and fans alike, including TURbo, Chris Ott, Timmy Pags, and Richard Hotsauce Carolina, to recap our experiences at this year's Music and Games Festival! It should be noted that we had a LOT of people in the room by Segment 2 of this episode, so it gets rough, but it's still great!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we're back from MAGfest and ready to... recap MAGfest. But after that, Matt talks about anime, and he, Alex and Mitch break the unholy seal and watch as much Rick and Morty as their little eyes can stomach. Which is to say... about 4 episodes. Also we complain about vaping and trannies and Mitch goes off the deep end and buys an import game. Also, minor spoiler alert: Kate leaves the show temporarily for a sandwich.
SEGMENT 1: - MAGFest Recap - Weird Japanese music games - Final Fantasy V: The Legend of the Crystals - Don't tell anyone how Matt lives - Total Recall - We act autistic in public
SEGMENT 2: - 11/22/63 - Matt's been watching anime - One Punch Man - Assassination Classroom - One Piece - Sailor Moon Crystal - We watched Rick and Morty - Where's the fair use? - Kidd Chris
SEGMENT 3: - Crawl - Vaping - Trannies - Puyo Puyo Tetris - Puking stories - Hol up - We dem boys
We had the DC Stunt Coalition come on the third segment of our MAGFest 2016 episode, and they were so cool and so enthusiastic that we decided to make that segment alone Episode 204! (Plus, it went on for almost 2 hours.) Join us as we interview the DCSC crew about their on-stage performance at this year's MAGFest, "Enter the Grimdark", and be sure to check out their Facebook page! If you were at MAGFest this year, please let the people who run the convention know how important the DC Stunt Coalition's show is, so they can continue to amaze audiences and put on a great show for years to come!
This week on Random Assault, we're under-staffed as Matt, Kate, and David Grindheart are here to talk a lot about stuff like Star Wars, Twin Peaks, Batman, Superman... they cover a lot of topics in this week's show. Makes sense, seeing as how Mitch isn't there to de-rail them and Alex isn't there to... be Alex. Hey, at least it's stuff Kate's interested in so she doesn't go off to make a sandwich mid-episode or something!
SEGMENT 1: - Star Wars - Superman - Batman - Licensed music in cartoons and video games - Super Mario Super Show - Daria - Beavis and Butthead - GTA - System Shock - Youtube - Batman Beyond - Bridge of Spies - Tom Hanks - In the Heart of the Sea
SEGMENT 2: - Hateful Eight - Ridiculous Six - 2015 was a good year for entertainment - Walking Dead - Love Actually - Harry Potter - Point Break remake - Remakes
SEGMENT 3: - Dresden Files - Full Metal Alchemist - Jojo's Bizarre Adventure - Star Wars Land - Korra - Power Puff Girls - Evil Dead - Twin Peaks
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we are all gorillas. Also, we talk up old UPN live-action nightmares from our childhoods, Just Cause 3, Fullmetal Alchemist, and we go and see a Star War.
SEGMENT 1: - Alex Mack - We are all gorillas - King Kong - W.M.A.C Masters - UPN - Saturday Morning Cartoons
SEGMENT 2: - Catie Minx - Skeletor - Just Cause 3 - Until Dawn - Linear games with slightly branching paths - Forgotten animated sitcoms
SEGMENT 3: - Fullmetal Alchemist - Star Wars: The Force Awakens - Will people be losing it over these movies in 20 years? - Things suck as we get older - Advertisements exist - BAYONETTA'S IN SMASH - Sakurai is biggest troll - We're so behind - Let the skeleton wedding begin
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we're joined by Ryan Broley of Alchemedium to talk about A Tofu Tail, which we previously saw at Boston FIG. We also talk about Japanese myth and lore, Bill Dylan, beards, Krampus, and how Fallout 4's Commonwealth stacks up against real-world Boston in terms of accuracy.
SEGMENT 1: - Tofu Tail - Danny DeVito - Japanese myth and lore - Yo-Kai Watch - Being an indie developer while being into games - Pittsburg - Mitch mixes up Billy Joel and Bob Dylan - Alex's room is hot
SEGMENT 2: - Humble Neo Geo Bundle - Beards and shaving - Azure Striker Gunvolt - Fire Emblem Awakening - More Fallout 4 - 100 Ft. Robot Golf - Vib Ribbon
SEGMENT 3: - Krampus - Electric Boogaloo - Mad Ron's Prevues From Hell - Fallout 4 vs. Real Life Massachussetts
...hey, we were fans of random assault so we just decided to make the real episode 200 in their place. kthxbai
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we talk about a bunch more Fallout! Because it was November when we recorded this. Or December. I've lost all sense of what time is. We also talk about Schwartzenegger doing movie commentaries, A Series of Unfortunate Events, and we even become a ska band! Finally. The dream is realized. I guess we really don't need a 200th episode after all. Hallelujah. I quit. We quit.
SEGMENT 1: - Fallout - Terminator Genesys - Citizen Kane - Ahnold doing commentaries - Azure Striker Gunvolt - Kid Icarus Uprising - "Ah, you are mother f**ker?"
SEGMENT 2: - Cat ear headphones - Ska/punk music - We become a punk band - We talk about nothing for 10 minutes - More Fallout
SEGMENT 3: - Equilibrium - JonTron's new approach - Our real names - A Series of Unfortunate Events - Random Assault is over forever
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Valentin joins us to talk a bunch about Bond, Metal Gear, and whether The Last of Us or Fallout 4 had the better depiction of Boston! Also, Mitch forces Matt and Alex to play HuniePop at "hey-I-bought-you-both-the-game"-point.
SEGMENT 1: - SPECTRE - The quality of James Bond movies - Dave Bautista is the faggiest big guy - Jessica Jones
SEGMENT 2: - Metal Gear Solid V - News flash: Konami is bad - News flash: other game companies are bad - Fallout 4 - Russia - HuniePop - HunieCam Studio
SEGMENT 3: - Gas masks - Games who's popularity you don't understand - Better Boston: Fallout 4 or The Last of Us? - Cities recreated in games - Second games in Sony franchises are usually the best - Edgelord Tryhard Sequels - Boktai
Hello out there, from the glowing green jewel of the Commonwealth! Join Matt, Alex, Mitch, and listeners WillyFresh and Breener as they take a tour through Bethesda's newest janky epic (now that they've had some time to spend with it.) From the nostalgic hills of Sanctuary to the desolate wastes south of the border, we gush over Fallout 4 and its effect on our lives since it dropped back in November.
This week on the Random Assualt podcast, we have Justin Pappas of Albino Lullaby fame on! Perhaps you've heard of Albino Lullaby. It's that game with the creepy faces that look like if Tim Burton designed teeth for an educational video about gum disease! We also talk about Ben 10, the Nintendo Direct that happened back in November, and SPECTRE.
SEGMENT 1: - No one's played Albino Lullaby - Subtle horror - Squirrels - Here comes a special boy - Sleep paralysis - Ben 10 - Are we sociopaths?
SEGMENT 2: - Bill? BILL? BEEL?! - Yo-kai Watch - Twilight Princess HD - Cloud in Smash - Nintendo Badge Arcade - Splatoon
SEGMENT 3: - SPECTRE - Gamestop is worse than it's ever been - Fallout 4 - Pip Boy App - SIRI breaks the iPhone's fingerprint security
This week on the Random Assault channel, we're joined by the makers of F**ktionary, which is kind of like Cards Against Humanity meets Pictionary, if that even makes sense. We try to stump them with our own dirty definitions, but this is actually a very well-spoken episode, despite the guests and subject matter. Mitch also forces Alex to play HuniePop, we visit Crimson Peak, and we ask Jacoby Shadix some questions.
SEGMENT 1: - F**ktionary - We make up our own dirty definitions
SEGMENT 2: - Magicka 2 - Spooky's House of Jumpscares - HuniePop - Undertale - Five Nights at Freddy's World - Questions for Jacoby Shaddix
SEGMENT 3: - Mitch vs The Digital Future - Dumb visual novels - FLCL - Crimson Peak - The career of Guillermo Del Toro
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, Jason Wiser of Yaya Play Games is here to talk about GrowFairy Kingdoms and DinoTrucks, both of which we tried at Boston FIG a few months back! Plus we talk about the current state of childen's TV, Ash vs. The Evil Dead, and the Dragon's Lair Kickstarter, among other things.
SEGMENT 1: - Yaya Play Games (GrowFairy Kingdom, DinoTrucks) - Loose Nozzles - Jason's history in games - Death's Gambit and Hyper Light Drifter are the same game - Dreamworks trolling Disney - The state of children's programming today - Adult Matt can't handle Pee Wee's Playhouse
SEGMENT 2: - GrowFairy Kingdom - What's next for Yaya Play Games - The Thing remake - Ash vs. the Evil Dead
SEGMENT 3: - Thesaurus covers - Costumes removed from Mario Maker - Dragon's Lair movie Kickstarter - BrainDead 13 - Shantae and WayForward - The 7th Guest - Nintendo censoring outfits in North America - Talking about internet reviewers
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we cringe at public proposals, get mad at Nintendo games, wonder why the Amazon Dash button exists, go over actors doing weird roles for who they are, and talk about Zubaz pants. Because this is Random Assault, and we talk about Zubaz pants.
SEGMENT 1: - Yoshi's Woolly World - Public proposals - Splatoon
SEGMENT 2: - Getting reported on Facebook - Guitar Hero Live - Harmonix people found leaving positive Amazon reviews - Amazon Dash Button - Back to the Future happened - There's a character in Sonic Runners named Boob - We literally read the news - Actor role quiz
SEGMENT 3: - Our podcast will never matter - Zubaz pants - Fatal Frame V - Martian - Space talk
Well, we've come nearly 5 years and almost 200 episodes. It's about damn time for a best-of compilation. Mitch hosts this special clip-show where he and the hosts go over some of the best bits from the history of the Random Assault Podcast. And there's plenty more where this came from.
This episode was specially made to be under 120 minutes so fans can burn it to CD. If you want to get someone you know into the show, this is the way to do it.
CLIPS:
- Le Tran's RA Theme Rap (Episode 153)
- Matt Really Hates E3 (Episode 126)
- Matt Loves Isis (Episode 130)
- Well, You're Alex (Episode 137)
- Accidental Wii Porn (Episode 177)
- The Scissors Incident (Episode 153)
- What's In Your Butt? (Episode 118)
- Deer Runner (Episode 115)
- Alex's First Time/Monster Cum (Episode 167)
- Red Bob's Commercial (Episode 118)
- Boney Jones and Bookfart (Episode 31)
- Love is a Fat C**t/Dadslapper's Legs (Episode 157)
- Aborted, Paralyzed, Fetal Bear Grylls (Episode 39)
- Defeating Charge Man (Episode 131)
- RA Theme Metal Remix (Episode 100)
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Jake joins us to talk about a myriad of topics, including Jojo, how bad Persona 4: Dancing All Night is, the Star Wars Battlefront beta, more Mario Maker, and... the pioneer plate? Okay, sure.
SEGMENT 1: - Churches - Dumplings - Matt never saw The Grinch - Jake's been watching Jojo - Persona 4: Dancing All Night
SEGMENT 2: - Star Wars Battlefront Beta - The really crappy Game of Thrones game - Dark/high fantasy games - Just Cause 2
SEGMENT 3: - Pioneer plate - Mario Maker - Undertale
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, we have Super Rad Raygun on the show to talk about the game, FantomenK, and... Mass Effect for some reason.
- Rad Ray gun
- Gay Bar
- Being a miserable father/game dev
- FantomenK
- Strip clubs
- Mass Effect
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, the gang dies. But, they have It Came From The Internet's David Reinhardt with them! So they decide to mess with the gatekeeper of Hell by telling their own spooky tales of the macabre. Enjoy!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, listener Tyler Head joins us to talk about weeeeeEEEEEEeeeeeed. And smoke bowls. And make dank hash. Or something. I was the only guy at art college who didn't smoke weed. Because it's for children. BUT ANYWAY we also talk about Absolutely No Words, more Mario Maker, after-sex stories, and our backlogs.
SEGMENT 1: - Bringing back the classic memes - Xenoblade - Absolutely No Words - Moonbeam City - Gotham - Halloween
SEGMENT 2: - amiibo - Mario Maker and Six Golden Coins - After-sex stories - Canada is full of hulking retards - Nonsense
SEGMENT 3: - Here Lies - Customer Service - Library of Babel - Miyazaki Theme Park - Tokyo Game Show - Backlogs - Weed questions
This week on the Random Assault podcast, we're joined by listener Byron "Bron" Reed, who takes us through the world of sports broadcasting! The guys also talk about full voice acting in games, Super Mario Maker, horrifying sports mascots, and SJWs getting their way. Also, we discover that reading is for gaylords. Literally. Because we find a bunch of books dedicated to dong pictures.
SEGMENT 1: - The Lost Skeleton of Cadavra - Broadcasting sports and junk - Reading is for gaylords - Bugg books
SEGMENT 2: - Super Mario Maker - Plague of Shadows - Xenoblade Chronicles 3D - Full voice-acting or lack thereof - Saints Row - Netflix caved to a SJW and changed the description of Pocahontas
SEGMENT 3: - SPORTS - Horrifying logos - Even more horrifying mascots - Girls and giant banans - Books about vaginas - Books about dicks
This week on Random Assault, Dylan from our sister show "It Came From The Internet", is here to discuss a very special man. I mean really special. Like... autistic special. Yes, we spend more time than any human being should poring over MovieBob's personal autobiography, "Super Mario Bros 3: Brick by Brick". Also, we talk about how fast T-rexes move and how Konami probably assassinated Iwata. Run of the mill show, really.
SEGMENT 1: - TRON - The Upcoming Years of Boys - Donald Trump is an elder god - Until Dawn - Horror games: indie and AAA - Games with "bastard" in the title - How fast does a T-Rex move? - Share Function
SEGMENT 2: - Acorns are smooth dradles - MovieBob's book about Super Mario Bros 3 - Super Mario Bros 3 causes obesity - Konami assassinated Iwata
SEGMENT 3: - Mega 64 - More MovieBob shenanigans
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, the gang takes a sex quiz that I'm sad I missed out on, and they also talk about hard games and Deus Ex. Oh yeah and we as a species eat weird s**t.
- Hard Games
- Deus Ex
- Sex quiz
- When Matt left the show
- foods and meats are weird and we eat them. Yum!
This week on the Random Assault Podcast, long-time listener and awesome artist Le Tran joins us once again to discuss manga about MMA ladies, Dead or Alive, and outdated racism! Oh, the fun we have on this show sometimes. Oh, and we showed Alex the 2009 Sakuracon commercial for the first time in his life. Funny how that works out.
SEGMENT 1: - F**k Pilotwings - Fire Emblem Awakening - Experiencing stuff backwards - Does Lady Deadpool have a messed up face? - Oddworld New n Tasty - Mitch, Alex and Kate argue about controls for 2 straight minutes - Teppai - Obscure sorrows
SEGMENT 2: - Depression is hysterical - Dead or Alive - Dancing All Night - Donald Trump - Da Random Assault family tree
SEGMENT 3: - Sakura-con 2009 commercial - Racism quiz - Steven Universe
This week on Random Assault, listener Marco joins us again to talk about art jobs, social justice, horror movies... and then there's the revenge of Alex's horrible game from the previous episode. Strap in for some silliness!
SEGMENT 1:- Kingdom Hearts 3- Naughty Dog is run by a ghost- Donkey Kong Country Tropical Freeze- Art jobs- Bad movies
SEGMENT 2:- More of Alex's autism game
SEGMENT 3:- HunieCam Studio- ArtStation- Social justice stuff- Silent Hill movies- Horror games- Metal Gear Solid - Boktai- Walking simulators- Aviary Attorney
This week on Random Assault, listeners Chris Ott and TURbo join us to talk about how Rick and Morty is just too annoying to be a good show, the ups and downs of Random Assault over the years, and red band trailers. Also, Alex makes us play a game that makes us all want to die. Hooray!
SEGMENT 1:- Common knowledge to us is trivia to everyone else- Straight Outta- Rick and Morty is almost likeable but is still unbearable- Hover: Revolt of Gamers- Rising ThunderSEGMENT 2:- Random Assault Podcast Exam- Chris Ott reviews Nerf guns - BoomCo - Xploderz- HazeSEGMENT 3:- Red band trailers- Alex confuses everyone for 10 minutes- And then we play the most boring game ever- SNL bans- Best and worst of Random Assault- Senator Steven Armstrong for President 2018
Whelp. This is it, guys. The time we all agreed on is finally here. Time to get 'im! Also, besides that we talk about the untimely death of Rowdy Roddy Piper, jokes from Japan being translated, how much GoFundMe sucks, and a few movies we watched. Oh and at the end of the 2nd segment everything falls apart as we all start playing four separate games live on air. Yup! Professionalism, thy name is Random Assault!
SEGMENT 1:- Roddy Piper has died- Ronda Rowsey beats the piss out of another woman- Low Winter Sun- The best joke ever- Jokes from Japan being translated to English- Remakes- Mega Man 3DS Collection- Video game movies- Five Nights at Freddy's 4SEGMENT 2:- The guy who controlled Chucky died- Hercules- Hitchhiking Robot- GoFundMe is actually the worst- 3D Streets of Rage 2- We just play games on the show liveSEGMENT 3:- Payback- The Searchers- Changeling- Mitch is a faggot- Mighty Number 9/Red Ash- Mighty Gunvolt- Mitch finally gets it
This week on Random Assault, Sean Weiland of Epoch's Journey fame joins us again, just in time for Alex and Kate to celebrate everything Blink 182! We also talk an awful lot about cereal mascots, conventions, and there's an awkward moment in there where we talk about Rowdy Roddy Piper being banned from podcasting forever... and this was recorded just DAYS before his untimely death. So yeah. Stuff.
SEGMENT 1: - Who is Boo Berry the ghost of? - The History of Cereal - The backstory of Cookie Crisp - The Honey Monster - Awesome Possum - Blink 182
SEGMENT 2: - Epoch's Journey - GenCon - Board games - Wet Hot American Summer - Pennsylvania cons - Racism still exists - Hulk Hogan gets erased from history
SEGMENT 3: - Rowdy Roddy Piper banned from podcasting forever - Super Butt Mad, now on Sega Genesis - Two dubstepmen teamed up with Justin Bieber to create sound waves - Spike Lee joints - Anthony Jeselnik - Professor Layton - Tales games come out way too often - RPG's could use full voice acting - Homestuck blows - The power levels of autism
This week on Random Assault... well, the title speaks for itself, so be warned. But Willyfresh joins us so we can talk about Ant-Man, how dreadfully full-of-it that Suicide Squad trailer was, how Abadox was actually the original video game, and how unicorns have sex. Prepare yourself for the worst.
SEGMENT 1: - Ant-Man - Suicide Squad trailer - Batman v Superman - The Lost Boys is the gayest movie in Hell - What we had on our walls growing up
SEGMENT 2: - Teppuu manga - MMA is over too quick - Everything from France sucks - Live-action Attack on Titan movie - Alex's Top 10 Movies - Arkham Knight sucks. Go figure. - Barely Legal Bridge - Unicorn mating habits - Abadox is the original game
SEGMENT 3: - Fallout Shelter - The Good, The Bad, and the Weird - We answer your questions - Autism Bukkake
This week on Random Assault, Breener joins us again to talk about Ireland, how we wish the Minions would just go away, ancient Greek assholes, and Mitch's mom. And then some news breaks during the episode that is truly saddening. But don't let that stop you from listening!
SEGMENT 1: - We jumped the shark - We do a complete 180 - There's no good Irish impressions in anything - Talkin' about Ireland - Overseas slang - The tornado from Twister is the tornado from every movie - The theater experience is dead - kill the minions - We wanna bang Disney girls - BREAKING NEWS that's two weeks too late: Satoru Iwata has died
SEGMENT 2: - We wish the Wii U wasn't a failure - Irish Star Wars - Stop telling us to read Prison School - Other podcasts suck except they don't - Watch Too Many Cooks - The Random Assault Brawl/Orgy/Tony Ritual/Meetup - Matt might be related to ancient A-hole, Diogenes of Sinope - Kate is the Batman of GamerGate, and that's a bad thing
SEGMENT 3: - Matthew McCaughnaghey - Catlateral Damage - Mrs. Mitch - Irish food - The Portugese - Other coutries are way more racist than we are - Pronunciation of letters
This week on Random Assault, we're joined by John Common of CSR Studios, maker of Dead Pixels! We talk up his 8-bit zombie shooter, and then devolve into our normal show banter. Namely, getting mad about advertising, reminiscing on children's TV shows, and go into a quiz that Mitch made to piss everyone else off. Yeah, it's one of those episodes.
SEGMENT 1: - Dead Pixels - 80's horror movies - Kids want and can handle gore - Short Circuit 2 - Destiny's Red Bull level is stupid and it's not even out yet - The Random Assault TV Tropes Page - Wake, Rattle and Roll - 30 year nostalgia gaps - British TV - Round the Twist intro is a First Note Nightmare
SEGMENT 2: - CSR Studios: Behind the Name - The Big Retarded Video Game Quiz 2 - Mortal Kombat costumes
SEGMENT 3: - Kingsmen - Nightcrawler - Hellraiser - Final Wars - Mitch and Matt should fight - Inside Out - The Alex movies game - Tom the Turkey
This week on Random Assault, we're joined by David Reinhart and... hoo boy, do we talk a lot about BUSINESS. Business and internet money and a bunch of other bull-crap like Steven Universe. It's a very... dry episode. Yeah. That's the word.
SEGMENT 1: - White Cis Gays - Business, Patreon, and content creation - Should people be asking for money for the content they produce? - David explains how wrong we are about everything - Daredevil - E3 stuff weeks after the fact - Final Fantasy VII remake
SEGMENT 2: - Batman Arkansas - David Lynch movies - Fucked up movies
SEGMENT 3: - The Raid - Steven Universe - Adventure Time, Steven Universe, and overarching lore - Doctor Who fans - Jojo fans - Guardians of the Galaxy, The LEGO Movie - The Haunted Mansion, Twilight Zone Tower of Terror - Yesterland - Downtown Disney
This week on Random Assault, we have a VERY special guest! It's Krissy Diggs, who you might know as "That Chick With The Goggles"! She talks to us about her return to making videos, her artwork... and a bunch of other stuff that's par for the course on this show, like semen-based professional wrestlers and how Alex almost permanently got porn stuck on his Wii. A must-listen!
SEGMENT 1: - John Semen - Wrestler gimmicks - Krissy's life and return to the internet - DOS games and emulation - Centralia, PA - Amish country - Vanilla Ice Goes Amish
SEGMENT 2: - Krissy's art - Becoming your online persona - MAGfest and Channel Awesome
SEGMENT 3: - We are offensive - The Internet: The New Frontier - Internet porn habits - Alex got porn almost permanently on his Wii through the slide puzzle game - Maybe dinosaurs don't look like what we think like they do - Cosplay - Mitch is the Phantom Queer
This week on Random Assault, "Stache" joins us with his mighty beard to talk about the band Guns Out at Sundown, as well as Jurassic World and E3, and then we trade him for Mitch (a grave mistake on our part), who talks with Matt's girlfriend for about forever on the subject of Freedom Planet. It's almost like Jayson is here!
SEGMENT 1: - Stash - E3
SEGMENT 2: - Jurassic World
SEGMENT 3: - Falcon Rising - Freedom Planet - Sam and Max - Let's Plays and Reviews - Captain Retard - Cum Patriots
This week on Random Assault, we're once again joined by Seth Rosen of Klei Entertainment to talk about stuff like Ryu and Roy in Smash, Don't Starve (of course), possible names for kids, and helper apps. We also learn about disgusting foods courtesy of a quiz Alex put together, and create Angry John, the angry video game reviewer on YouTube. Because we're just so damn clever.
SEGMENT 1: - Bonus Stage Flash Cartoon - Bloodborne - Splatoon - Ryu and Roy in Smash - Nintendo goes crazy over the leak - More amiibo woes - Don't Starve merch - ANGRY JOHN - Don't Starve Together
SEGMENT 2: - Don't Starve Chaos Mode - Too Much Semen Guy - Aaah Real Monsters - Soup to Nuts - I Would Rather Starve quiz - CAMEL FACTS
SEGMENT 3: - Kid names - "F**k Buzzfeed" - " " - "Favorite" - "Bus Station 16" - "Carter Carter Carter" - Knock-offgames - Slow Jerry - Helper apps - Nuckleavee
This week on Random Assault, Curtis joins us to reminisce about the old GamesRadar forum days, to talk about how Kickstarter is still sketchy, and discuss demo discs. And we wondered why he didn't come back for so long...
- Catching Up With Curtis
- RA's Canon so far... sorta...
- The Good Old GR Days
- Laser Time "Feud" and points of positive and negative
- Listen, N64 looked like crap most of the time.
- Kickstarter is still pretty Sketchy (The Bad: Mighty No. 9, The Good: Yookah-Laylee, Shovel Knight)
- LEGO Worlds
- Minecraft Zelda
- Early Access is bullcrap
- Demo Discs
- Screw Mitch
- My uncle at Nintendo is Japanese Marylin Manson and also Gakt
- Problems with Game garbage marketing
This week on Random Assault, we're joined once again by Nick Robalik of Sombrero fame! (Meaning, he made the game that's coming out soon called "Sombrero", he in no way invented the popular hat.) We talk about the broken age we're living in of adventure games on Kickstarter, how on-disc DLC is getting worse and worse (I squid you not), and edgy 90's cartoons based on comic books and their film adaptations. Also, Nick realizes that we have more in common with a dysfunctional, abusive family than a negative-ZZZ-tier podcast. But it's okay, because we defeat Hatred! (The game, or the concept itself? You'll find the answer in this episode!)
SEGMENT 1: - Alex watched Bob's Burgers, Alex likes Bob's Burgers - Alex does not like Archer - Catching up with Nick - Sombrero is coming out soon - On-disc DLC - Amiibo, especially Splatoon - Offensive games
SEGMENT 2: - Adventure games on Kickstarter - Stop taking our insults so seriously - DC movies are going to suuuuck - The Deadpool movie - Edgy 90's comic cartoons - Classic game rights - Random Assault defeats hate! - Hatred (the game, not the concept) - Kung Fury - Companies and devs forming new stuff to recapture former glory - Fighting games
SEGMENT 3: - Deep Space 9 - Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015 - E3 Predictions - We argue like a married couple - New seasons of old TV shows
This week on Random Assault, Cassidy Werner joins us to talk about The Titan Series. Plus, Matt goes all 80's on everybody's ass with Mad Max: Fury Road and Big Trouble in Little China. And of course, talk of plenty of horror movies, cause that's what the kids are into these days. Listener beware, you're in for a... wait, I already used this joke. Damn.
- Titan Series with Cassidy Werner
- Mad Max: Fury Road
- Big Trouble Little China
- Horror Movies
- Jason
- Freddy
- Wes Craven
- Goosebumps
- Squished Biff
This week on Random Assault, Kyle from Shoddycast joins us to talk about fever dreams, behind the scenes stuff with our shows, how the Nintendo World store in NYC is actually kind of overrated, and a porn gun. No context. It's that kind of show!
SEGMENT 1: - Fever dreams and being a crazy savant - Shoddycast - Using Camtasia - Behind the scenes - Hidden History - Mitch is the last hipster
SEGMENT 2: - Echidnas and other mammals - Nintendo World in NYC - Nintendo World has less amiibo than Times Square Toys 'R' Us - The museum is awesome though - Would you have sex with Betty Boop? - Alex hates Steam because Mortal Kombat X - Also he got hacked and that's pretty serious - America has a copy of The Witcher 2, thanks Obama - Obama needs a Twitch stream - Mitch should win a painting of Fred Durst at his arcade - Games with fixed payouts are horse crap - Alex learns how to cheat at arcade games - Muscle March
SEGMENT 3: - Listener questions about lore - FUNNEL CAKES RULE - Porn gun add on for New Vegas - Google Feud
This week on Random Assault: Matt, Mitch and Kate are flying blind, unrestricted by Alex's (relatively) grounded personality. So they talk about how dumb their own podcast's lore is, answer some Yahoo Answers questions, and we find out that Kate ate hand lotion, putting another tally on the board under "Retarded Stuff Kate Has Done".
SEGMENT 1: - Our retarded lore - Prolapsed asses - Jontron's Starcade - inFamous Second Son - Hentai and ecchi - RetroCade at Seaside Heights - Watermelon ice cream
SEGMENT 2: - Beseiged and Early Access games - Museums - Mitch + Adolf Hitler K-I-S-S-I-N-G - Kate ate hand lotion. I'm not even surprised. - Hidden meanings of song lyrics - Underworld movies - Mitch started a civil war on another podcast's forums - The Max Headroom TV Jacking Incident - The Wyoming Incident - Matt got banned from Facebook for calling Joss Whedon a faggot
SEGMENT 3: - Yahoo Answers - Triumph the Insult Comic Dog
This week on Random Assault, the gang talks about how Kevin James is the harbinger of death, Mitch talks up the Vita-exclusive Monsterbag, and Alex gets in touch with his inner weeaboo. We also talk about how Yu Suzuki is a secret American, how DLC and Patreon are destroying the world, and dreams about our girlfriends and each other's girlfriends. Oh, and Matt needs to take a video of himself drinking milk while trying to remove his shirt on his balcony. Make it a hashtag. #MattManlyMilkMess
SEGMENT 1: - Rikki Tikki Tembo - Strega Nona - Kevin James is a blight on this earth - Not being able to read properly - Yooka-Laylee - Mortal Kombat mobile game is a pile of trash, no one is surprised - Monsterbag - Suicide Squad movie
SEGMENT 2: - Marvel movie rights - Streetpass is lame - You have limited Streetpass game slots - Pokemon Shuffle - SEGA 3D CLassics (OutRun, Streets of Rage 2, AfterBurner) - Yu Suzuki is the raddest dude - Alex went to a disappointing Japanese festival - Wolfcop, Manborg
SEGMENT 3: - Matt should drink milk while taking his shirt off on his balcony and film it. Make it a hashtag. - Kung Fury - Alex dreamt of Mitch's girlfriend - Mitch dreamt of Waluigi amiibo - Matt dreamt his girlfriend had a penis - How do penises grow? - New Evil Dead series - Superhero movies - Dan vs. - Kids' shows that have balls - THIS JUST IN: DLC and Patreon crash the world economy - The Aquabats
Random Assault is here with the inevitable Minor Assault about the latest installment of the Mortal Kombat franchise Mortal Kombat X. Luke "TotalMortalKombat" Cunningham and Le "Mr. Suitman" Tran joins Alex as they dissect the good and bad about the game and then dig deep into the story, where it's going and where it might end up in the nerdiest way imaginable. God, what a bunch of fucking nerds. I just want to beat them until they explode into fourteen ribcages, ten skulls and seven femurs. NERDS!
This week on Random Assault, we're joined by Rich and Jordan of the Joy of Gaming podcast! We talk about our experiences with the various gaming conventions around America, we get WAY too deep into Sonic stuff... again, and Alex hijacks the show with a meta quiz! It'll all make sense when you hear it.
SEGMENT 1: - Gaming conventions (MAGfest, PAX, E3) - Advent Rising, Molyneux, Dennis Dyack, and other failures - Plot twists - We get hardcore about Sonic - Bad comics and movies - The Force Awakens - Kickstarter promises and failures - There's a gay Mortal Kombat character
SEGMENT 2: - Matt loves his cat more than his girlfriend - Matt won't kill bugs - Pennsylvania town names - Alex hijacks the podcast with a quiz
SEGMENT 3: - Podcasts and LPs, and how many people work - Doing what you love on YouTube - How Joy of Gaming started - Daredevil - Avril Lavigne, scene and emo girls
This week on Random Assault, we discuss how women secretly have all the power in the world, talk about who we think should win the Smash Bros ballot, wonder how candy cigarettes were ever a thing, and discuss how we lost our respective innocence. Also we find out that Kate peed in a sock. Because nothing surprises me in this world anymore.
SEGMENT 1: - Mitch watched a hot air balloon crash (kinda) - Iron Sheik documentary - David will correct us on everything wrong - Lesbians have all the privilege; those sexist pigs - KATE PEED IN A SOCK - Social justice warriors are retards, as usual
SEGMENT 2: - Candy cigarettes - Throat singing - Smash Bros Fighter Ballot Top 10
SEGMENT 3: - Jokes - Losing our viriginity - Sexual Goosebumps books
This week on Random Assault, listener Jesse joins us! He and the gang discusses their first kiss experiences, how Adventure Time has fallen off the wagon, and of course, the greatness that is Fred Durst.
This week on Random Assault, listener Richard "Danger" Colina joins us to talk a whole heck of a lot about Majora's Mask, tell us about Worm, and partake in probably the dumbest gaming trivia quiz you'll ever hear. With a hentai game being the prize. Yup. It's one of those episodes.
SEGMENT 1: - eHow tutorials are drawn by retards - Video Games Live - Rich finally gets to talk about Majora's Mask
SEGMENT 2: - The Big Retarded Video Game Quiz - More Mortal Kombat lore - MKX DLC FTL - Splatterhouse
SEGMENT 3: - Miami Vice - The 80's romanticized - Worm is good evidently - More behind-the-scenes nonsense - Steve Allen the Cokehead - Miami Vice: AWWWWW SHIIIIIEEEET - Star Trek: The Next Generation. Again.
This week on Random Assault, David Rhinehart joins us again to talk all about kooky spooky conspiracy theories! We write a Mario movie as made by Spike Lee, we have a quiz to give a lucky listener Hotline Miami 2, and Mitch discovers that Frito Lay is part of the Illuminati! True believers should listen!
SEGMENT 1: - Alex's man-and-marlin-shaped spacesuit - The Telltale Collection - Haitians, voodoo, and Christianity - Star Trek: The Next Generation is crappy, so says Matt. - Alex bought a smart TV - Mario: A Spike Lee Joint
SEGMENT 2: - We do a quiz show to win copies of of Hotline Miami 2! For fans even! - ILLUMINATI DORITOS
SEGMENT 3: - MORE QUIZ SHOW!
This week on Random Assault, Alex is off at PAX East but briefly drops in via crazy future transmissions! Replacing him this week is David Rheinharghdt who discusses with us comics like Multiversity, Zelda (yes again), and the convoluted history of Metal Gear.
This week on a very special Random Assault, we're joined by none other than John Parrish, aka Jax from Mortal Kombat! He discusses working on the original games, and then he and Matt talk fitness for about six hours. Then we mourn Leonard Nimoy (topical as always), talk about how overrated the N64 Zeldas are, and discuss weird PS2 gems.
SEGMENT 1: - Jax from Mortal Kombat is here and Alex is constantly about to cum - Health tips from Jax - He was also a stripper and on Jerry Springer
SEGMENT 2: - Leonard Nimoy has died - Majora's Mask and Ocarina of Time are kind of overrated - Older rhythm games before that shit came crashing down - Weird peripherals - We miss video stores and the brick and mortar experience - Weird PS2 games and rarities
This week on Random Assault, listener and awesome fan Lindsey Turner joins us to talk about Mitch busting his back, the trouble of being queer in the south, and old cartoons because clearly we've run out of ideas at this point and we're old.
SEGMENT 1: - Tabletop Games - Call of Cthulhu - Furries and being queer - Mitch really hurt his back - He also bought a new 3DS XL - Borderlands 2 - Alex started watching Attack on Titan, Matt has a conniption - Mitch watched some of RWBY - Figmas, Revoltech, and other figurines
SEGMENT 2: - Alex's life is in shambles - The ways in which our brains fuck with us - The Simpsons, The Critic, Mission Hill, DuckTales... WE'RE OLD - Crude cartoons/stuff we weren't allowed to watch
SEGMENT 3: - Kate's life is in shambles - Fighting and how we would fight - The troubles of being queer in the South - How to make the sex - Fuckin' trannies - How not to offend trannies - Random Assault ebooks Twitter bot
This week on Random Assault, Alex complains about Dark Souls (meaning he sucks), then he reviews every single permutation of Oldboy (because he's Alex), and he also tells of how he was covered in green applesauce in Florida. It's a very Alex-centric episode. I mean, they ALL are, but this one especially so.
SEGMENT 1: - Mortal Kombat X - Dark Souls - The Lore of Wheel of Fortune - PAT SAJAK IS THE DEVIL - Game show creepypastas
SEGMENT 2: - Alex got slimed at Nickelodeon Studios - Oldboy
SEGMENT 3: - Questions - How to approach a mountain lion
This week on Random Assault, Matt gets a new toy, we answer your questions, and somehow we manage to relate Roman Reigns, Spoony, and criticism as a whole. It's gonna be WACKY!
SEGMENT 1: - Slide whistle - Theatrhythm Final Fantasy Curtain Call - Shout Factory - Kate's poor asshole - Getting in trouble with teachers
SEGMENT 2: - Legend of Zelda Netflix show - Roman Reigns, Spoony, and criticism
SEGMENT 3: - Listener questions - SABAN'S PINOCCHIO
This week on Random Assault, we're joined by superfan and Mitch's childhood friend, AJ! We recap MAGfest, discuss the bullshit around copyright, and AJ tells embarrassing tales of Mitch from the homeland while Matt gets super butthurt about stuff! So it's pretty much a normal show. Except for Mitch ripping off Alex's quiz from a few episodes back, involving Western pop music in North American releases of Japanese music games.
This week on Random Assault, hear our adventures from MAGfest 13! This episode's got it all: comedy, drama, dramedy, commas, and interviews! Listener and superfan TURbo roasts the shit out of us, and even does something unspeakable at the end of the show! This is the episode you're gonna tell your grandkids about as they check you in to the hospital for a severe case of dimentia!
This week on Random Assault, Le Tran joins us to get freaky with Freddy, sacrifice some souls, cast a shadow over Mordor, and track down some amiibo. There's also some talk of live-action anime adaptations, and the differences between the other Pokemon generations.
This week on Random Assault, we're joined by the lovely Mela Firefly as well as MarvelExplained, so I think you know what direction nearly every conversation in this episode takes. Yup. We talk a ton about Sonic the Hedgehog.
This week on Random Assault, we get into the real nitty-gritty. We talk about the stupid Sony hacks and that dumb Interview movie, how much Matt hates Aubrey Plaza for having the gall to be born in the same state that he lives in, and we discuss whether the Vita is a contender for the 3DS, and then Mitch and Kate argue for I think a half hour about PlayStation Plus, for maybe the third time since we started this stupid show.
This week on Random Assault, we talk a lot about Zelda games and which ones are the best. And then Alex chokes on cereal and the show not just flies off the rails but also crashes into a seminar for people who make sense.
This week on Random Assault, we're joined by Julia and Etai who talk about their game, Mushroom 11. We also discuss the growth of indies in the convention scene and how it might affect shows like PAX. Then we talk about surprise prolapses, and Mitch makes Matt so angry that he gives his own Cliffsnotes version of Gurren Lagann. And then we wax nostalgic about a shitload of old cartoons like the old men we are, just like everyone else on the internet with a microphone.
This week, we're joined by Dylan Tierney of FrontTowardsGamer, aka Phazon117. And we talk a buttload about Smash Bros! Is it a fighting game? Is it even a GAME?! You decide!
This week on Random Assault, Nick Robalik of Sombrero fame is here with us to talk ethics, game design, and which foods are likely to kill you. Speaking of foods, Mitch talks about eating bald eagles and how he's responsible for bringing a child into this earth (and it's not in the way you're thinking.) Also, a guy who was on fire ordered water from a Taco Bell. Because. This one's packed to the gills with content, so enjoy!
This week on Random Assault, we're joined by a flurry of guests! Kori sits in with Mitch again, and the long-awaited appearance of RA superfans TURbo and Chris Ott! The guys jerk each other off with quotes and exerpts from the RA Wiki, (lovingly run by TURbo), then they argue about Sonic games and we get the final chapter of The Saga of Flabslapper. Oh, and two contests are announced! Be sure to listen til the third segment to find out how to win Steamalot: Epoch's Journey, and FLCL on DVD!
This week on Random Assault, we cross the barriers of time and space to bring you TWO special guests! Glass Knuckle Games stops by to talk about the awesome party-murder-game, Thief Town! Then Neal Laurenza from Skymap Games drops by to talk about the wonderfully cartoony Bacon-Man! Then Mitch talks too much about Bayonetta 2 and Alex talks too much about The Binding of Isaac: Rebirth, so buckle up for that.
This week on Random Assault, two of our star players (Matt and Mitch) are absent, so we sub in guests WillyFresh and David Reinhardt to help us win the pennant or something. Hole in one. Off sides. Sports! Disclaimer: sports are probably not mentioned at all in this week's podcast. Probably. This probably sounds really suspicious now. I should probably stop using the word "probably". The word "probably" probably sounds weird now that you've heard it a bunch of times in a row, doesn't it?
This week on Random Assault, we buckle down and tackle the important issues of the day. I hope you're not tired of GamerGate yet, because it absolutely dominates this entire show. One Minor Assault episode was not enough to confine this controversial giant of a topic! Grease up your non-gender-specific poopers.
It's that time of the year again! Time for ghouls and ghosts and kooky spooky... well, you know the rest. Alex forces our hosts to once again sit around the campfire and tell tales that will chill your bones! Or curse the day you ever started subscribing to us. Either or, really.
This week on Random Assault, Willy joins us to talk a buttload about different TV shows and junk, which leads into a TV theme song quiz, and we talk about Matt's death and funeral for like the third week in a row. Sadboys gonna sad.
THIS WEEK ON MIIIIIIINOR ASSAAAAAAAAULT, we have Adamant Ditto here to talk to Alex and Mitch about Super Smash Bros for 3DS, and the series as a whole. We talk about what we're excited to see in the forthcoming Wii U version, our mains, and where we thought the series hit its high point. THIS GAME'S WINNER IS... YOU!
This week on Random Assault, we have Will Brierly, creator of Soda Drinker Pro, in with us! The topics cover a cornucopia of flavors, including GWAR, our funerals, coma theories, and Will's storied existence. ...Oh, and soda. We talk about soda for like 5 seconds.
This week on Random Assault, we're joined by Luke "TotalMortalKombat" Cunningham! We talk shit on Mike Matei, discuss racier aspects in games such as bare tits and rape, and then Alex and TMK blast you all with a firehose full of Mortal Kombat X jizz like angry cops at a peace rally. And that's just the tip of the iceberg in this extra-size episode!
This week on Random Assault, we have a stripper on the show. Yep, we've gone full Howard Stern here, folks. So we end up taking your questions about being a stripper, and also talk about J/O crystals, driving through New York City with Matt in the car, and whether or not we would eat human. So, you know. All sexy stuff.
This week on Random Assault, Matt, Alex and Mitch, as well as quite a few guests, pile into Alex's sweaty fuckin' bedroom to talk about the Boston Festival of Indie Games! It devolves into the usual Random-Assault-branded malarkey, but this episode is triple-stuffed with interviews from the exhibitors at FIG! Also Matt makes Alex's action figures fuck. Cause, you know.
KILL ALL MEN! Listener Richard explains to Flabslapper what the actual fuck #GamerGate is and why people should care. Because I certainly have no idea what the fuck is going on anymore, that's for sure.
Read about it yourself and form your own opinion, but who does that anymore, right?
This week on Random Assault, Matt attempts to bring up #GamerGate, but is swiftly thwarted. So instead he talks about how he thinks Breaking Bad is a terrible, terrible show. Then he talks about watching that show that Mitch won't shut the fuck up about. And then we read another fan-fiction dedicated to Matt. Actually, it's a very Matt-oriented episode. Prepare to get depressed.
This week on Random Assault, I wasn't on this episode so I don't know what we talked about! But I assume Matt talked about not liking a movie that was great, and Kate blabbers on about Gabriel Knight. Siiiigh.
No, you didn't have a collective aneurysm. Do not adjust your monitor; episode 136 is coming out early! This is because this week on Random Assault, we have the directors of the Boston Festival of Indie Games (that's FIG to you) on the show to talk about the expo! We go over the trials and tribulations of making games despite being terrible at them, and we dive into the man, the myth, the legend himself: Guy Fieri.
BE SURE TO KEEP YOUR INTERNETS TUNED TO FIG'S TWITCH CHANNEL THIS SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 6TH, 2014 FOR A SPECIAL STREAM HIGHLIGHTING SOME OF THE GAMES TO BE FEATURED AT THE FESTIVAL THIS YEAR!
This week on Random Assault, we all get spooky scary a few months too early for Halloween! Matt delves into his deep fear of loving Nintendo again, and then the second segment is a scary double-whammy about the P.T. playable teaser and Five Nights at Freddy's! Oh, and we read more Flabslapper fan-fiction! So get ready for disgusting bullshit!
This week on Random Assault, listener Tyler Head joins us, and we get super blazed 420 #SWED. And then we talk about our shared hatred for Whovians. And that stupid fucking fish playing Pokemon. God damn it.
Matt, Alex, David and Le hop on to discuss the new Michael Bay Ninja Turtles movie! Cowabunga?
This week on Random Assault, Mitch invites high school chum Kevin Villecco on to talk about game music remixes! He also brings on his girlfriend, Kori! She talks about how she thinks Mitch is ultra gross and slimy! (Just kidding, we talk about dumb bullshit like a German man crying.)
This week on Random Assault, we talk about... a bunch of bullshit, really. And I don't remember any of it. Oh well. It's a good one!
This week on Random Assault, Richard "Danger" Colina joins us to gush about all things Shovel Knight! This was basically GOING to be the Shovel Knight Minor Assault, but instead it's just a normal episode, stuffed to the gills with 8-bit love!
This week on Random Assault, we're joined by Seth Rosen of Klei Entertainment (yes, he's heard every single joke you've just thought of already), who worked on Don't Starve! He's also one of the guy's responsible for Elizabeth's behavior in Bioshock Infinite! ...I'm not sure if that's a good or a bad thing, but hey! We talk about theme parks, Don't Starve's Reign of Giants DLC, wrestling, and ghosts! Boo!
This week on Random Assault, Mela Firefly joins us to talk about how she wants to eat everything in Zoobooks, about Sailor Moon Crystal, and a LOT of talk about the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Like... A LOT.
This week on Random Assault, we are joined by Trevor Stricker of Disco Pixel (creators of Jungle Rumble), and formerly of Smilebit and Visual Concepts! We go over Trevor's history in the games industry, the trials and tribulations that he went through to get there, and the games he's working on now! We also talk about The Wolf Among Us, and mention how you could possibly get a Random Assault Episode 100 banner poster!
This week on Random Assault, the hosts rally against humanity and try to make everything offensive. Then, Alex talks about trying the new Smash Bros and we all debate E3.
This week on Random Assault, we're joined by listener Valentin to talk about Nintendo games, hatred, and our sense of humor! Matt almost buys a Wii U, showing his true colors to us finally, and Mitch played the Tomodachi Life demo. Turns out it's pretty silly!
This week on Random Assault, it's a celebration of all things LEGO as Matt, Mitch, Alex, Kate, and Jayson dissect the fantastic The LEGO Movie (WARNING: SPOILERS FOR THE MOVIE IN THIS EPISODE), reminisce about old LEGO mania memories, and talk WAY too much about Bionicle. Take this dive back into childhood with the Random Assault hosts!
Wow. Umm... it's not that this episode is bad, we don't run out of steam until the 3rd smegment, but I just can't remember what we talked about on this one. Like, the entire episode was just purged from my memory immediately after we finished recording. It's called "catfood" because we talk about a bunch of stuff we'd already gone over, and if you don't know why we call that catfood, go read the wiki. But yeah, this is one off-kilter episode.
This week on Random Assault, Mitch chokes on Chocolate Milk, Kate vocalizes about her vacation to Vancouver, the brats banter about Burial at Sea and Bioshock Infinite, and the third smegment transforms into trite tomfoolery.
This week on Random Assault, we're joined by Yousuf Mapara of Switchblade Monkeys, the devs behind Secret Ponchos! We discuss the trials and tribulations of getting your indie game out there (as well as Sony's awesome indie support with the PS4). We also discuss Batman and the upcoming "Gotham" TV show, discover a bunch of really weird conincidences, and Yousuf answers your questions about the industry! This episode is jam-packed with professional goodness!
Matt, WillyFresh and Le Tran get all kaiju on your ass and talk about the King of Monsters. And maybe Jet Jaguar. I dunno.
This week on Random Assault, Steve "the Nasghul" Sarminian joins us to talk about mid-90's PC memories, eurobeat tunes, excessive amounts of hours on a single game, and (say it with me, now:) JoJo!
This week on Random Assault, we are joined by Dave, creator of Boot Hill Heroes! He talks about the game, and answers your questions! Also, Mitch is fresh back from an anime convention, we discuss TellTale Games because of a PSN Flash Sale, and we also talk about Fatal Frame for some reason.
This week on Random Assault, we make sure to address how stupid you all are for being mad about giving Samus high-heels. You are all dumb idiot babies. Also, Mitch starts a Platinum games circlejerk and tries to get everyone excited for Tomodachi Life... an attempt that utterly fails. Also, I think we talk about JoJo. Again.
This week, Mitch talks about dance games and music games and games that require some form of rhythm! Even more nuts is that everyone actually CARES! He talks about an In the Groove tournament he entered (think hardcore DDR), and the new craze that will hopefully soon be sweeping the nation: Neon FM! Alex talks about his adventures in Southie, Matt discusses his hatred of The Fifth Element but his love of House, (no, not THAT House), and no one makes a Halo reference! Hooraaaay!
This week, Josh "the Krampus" joins us to discuss the stupidity of Scotch-tape selfies, the horrors of working retail in an electronics department or store, indie games, and gaming injuries! We also go over the second half of Burial at Sea, which sparks a rather interesting discussion on patches and DLC.
This week, Mitch is now officially a man. He has killed something. Also, he and Matt talk about Typing of the Dead: Overkill, which is AWESOME. Alex gushes about Tower of Guns (and there's an interview in there as well). There's also talk of westerns, Boot Hill Heroes (which is out now on PlayStation Mobile if you have a PSM-compatible phone and/or Vita)... and hoo boy, we expose Bung-Gate. COWABUNGA!
This week, we explore the forbidden depths of Red Bob's BBQ Fuckin' Mansion, go over a bunch of strange controllers, talk about Gamestop's bullshit business practices, and Alex gives out three codes for Machinarium! FAIR WARNING: Alex is EXTRA obnoxious this week!
This week, we welcome Sean Baptiste of Fire Hose Games, and formerly of Harmonix! That means we get to talk about his studio and their projects, let the listeners ask insider questions, and Mitch can drop obscure Harmonix references on him! Then we talk more about games and wonder why Kiefer Sutherland is supposed to be in so many games soon...
As the title implies, one of your five humble hosts will leave the show by the end of this episode! Besides that, Alex is... gasp... WRONG ABOUT SOMETHING? Yes, turns out A Link Between Worlds is really great. And hey, we have a contest to judge! Get on in here!
This week, Le "MisterSuitMan" Tran joins us to talk about JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. And more JoJo. And more JoJo. We talk a shitload about JoJo. Get ready to elaborately pose with us.
This week, if it wasn't obvious by the banner, we take a somber moment to remember Justin "JewWario" Carmical, who was an awesome dude and someone very important to Random Assault. Don't worry, it's not all tears and mourning, we just wanted to pay tribute, so we also talk about import games that you can play (in the spirit of his show), and we also go way too far down the "foreign versions of Sesame Street" rabbit hole.
This time, Richard Hotsauce Carolina joins us for our 109th week in the computer. I wasn't on this episode so I have no idea what we talked about, but I'm sure it was full of hilarity and silliness.
This week, Marco Villa- ...Villapalanpanda... Villalpando joins us and talks art with our fellow art hosts, Mitch and Alex. And then Mitch talks about going to... get this: a farm show. Yes, really. It was awesome. And then Alex complains about Starbomb or something. At least this time his extremely overdone anger is warranted.
Yet another three-person affair, this week gets a little silly. Alex talks about that new Batman game that no one cared about, Mitch turns the Brony documentary into a drinking game, and Kate talks about Kraft Macaroni and Ch- ...I mean, "Kraft Dinner". Even though Kraft makes OTHER THINGS THAN THAT YOU STUPID ASSHOLES.
Also, now I'm really disappointed that we didn't call the episode "Brony Friendzoni, Cheese and Macaroni"...
It's another three-man show, and things get a little silly. After Kate reveals the intricacies of the fabled Mario timeline to all of us, the hosts start to berate obsessive fans of all forms of media. Now, we're not going to single out a particular fandom, but we do talk about how we hate fans of a show that has to do with a Doctor. Who, you ask? Wow. I can't believe I wrote that.
Random Assault is leaving their Christmas decorations out a little late this year and we're giving you a big batch of holiday cheer. Whimsy and magic is abound and the gang finds themselves in another Christmas mishap. This episode is longer than both our last ones COMBINED and covers just about every base for storytelling and genre. SO enjoy and have a Happy holiday season and a wonderful New Year... you ungrateful bastards.
This week, it's every body but our two most vocal hosts, so you'll have to make do with Mitch and Kate mostly blabbing on about old Archie comic series, Sonic, and the Metroid series. Despite that rather un-appetizing description, it's a great episode.
This week, Kate follows Mitch's financial advice and gets a Wii U, so expect quite a bit of Mario talk. Then, Tony and Mitch attempt to talk about the BEST SHOW EVER, and then we talk a lot about James Bond, almost exactly 100 episodes too late for a James Bond-themed banner.
This week, Matt hates things! Big surprise. But... he also likes things? ...Big surprise! ...No, that wasn't sarcasm, that was genuine. And we also talk a lot about Charlie Murder, because that's been WEEKS coming, now. And then I think we set our own record for the shortest third segment ever. Oh, and Mitch doesn't like Ratchet & Clank: All 4 One. Whoop-dee-doo.
This week, Daniel Menard of Double Stallion Games comes on to answer your (somewhat stupid) questions and talk about their kick-ass iOS title, Big Action Mega Fight! (or BAMF for short). Some laughs are had and then Mitch gets all Wonderful on everyone's asses, in 101 very different ways. Then, we talk a lot about animal penises. A LOT.
Be sure to check out Double Stallion's website, and be sure to download Big Action Mega Fight for your Apple device today!
We're back like we're about to fight Professor Screweyes. A bit of a mish-mash of hosts but still: more Random Assault! Yay! Hooray! And why is it that Dave is always on after one of our milestone episodes?
Yes, it's that time of the year again, and this time we don't have any mishaps with cyber-demons or last-minute ghost stories to tell you! Instead I just act like a real jerk! OOOoooOOOOooooOOOO
With Pokémon X & Y hitting stores shelves a couple weeks ago, the world, once again has Pokerus and Random Assault couldn't be happier. Join Alex, Mitch, Kate, Josh and Rich as they relive their childhoods and introductions to the series and then rocket you into the present with X & Y.
Here it is! After two and a half years of Random Assault, we've finally hit the bench mark that ultimately means a show isn't going anywhere (or will immediately stop.) This episode is filled with so much I can't even begin. Behind the scenes stories, what could have been, explainations for stuff you've probably wondered and surprises I'm not fucking telling you here. Enjoy the episode and thanks for all the support over the years.
Mitch and Kate take Tony on a magical mystery tour through a genre of game he's often dared not to tread: role-playing games! The three talk about various highlights from the genre as well as some of the big-name series like Pokemon and Final Fantasy. If you're a newbie to RPGs, give this one a listen and you might just discover some new games that could very well end up being your new favorites!
This week we have a ton to talk about since we skipped one of the more important weeks in gaming. Mitch returns to the simulated streets of Steelport, Alex makes us want to buy action figures as well as take up gardening, and Kate gives us a disappointing glipse at the future of gaming.
This week's episode is like an angry sandwich. First, Alex and Matt complain about the Penny Arcade podcast Kickstarter, then Mitch celebrates the announcement that Professor Layton vs. Ace Attorney is getting released in North America, and sings the praises of both series, and then Mitch dies or something and the guys talk about the retardation that is YouTube.
Hoo boy. We have a very theater-themed episode this week. Pretty much everyone saw a different movie worth mentioning, and then Kate drops a bomb on us with some rather disgusting pictures of an abandoned porno theater. And Alex talks about Vocaloid or something. Break out your blacklights, it's about to get sticky.
This week, Sol "Kazmo" Stockdon joins us to talk about the recently-unveiled Grand Theft Auto V gameplay, the EVO fighting game tournament, Persona 4, Mitch's Dance Dance Revolution/In the Groove obsession, Sonichu... oh, and Kate opens things up with a story about anus piercings. It's a grab-bag of random bullshit! So give it a listen!
Segment 1 of this episode inexplicably got lost somehow so enjoy a somewhat shorter episode of the podcast! It's not so much a lost episode as it is a lost segment, so that's not all bad, right?
This week is an action-packed romp full of 80's and 90's nostalgia! So, it's just like every other episode we do, but with more explosions. Matt makes a connection to Miami, Tony breathes in the Atmosfear, Mitch takes us through some Worlds of Wonder, Alex sees it, and we all wonder how they hell they managed to port Resident Evil to Game Boy Color.
This week, Alex regails tales from the west coast, including Los Angeles follies and Disneyland dreams. Mitch, meanwhile, keeps it on the east coast with Hotline Miami, and Matt discovers that he actually likes some Disney movies.
This week, we muse on breakfast cereals, point-and-click adventure games, prolapses, and something about bear-sized animals. It's a hoot!
This week we talk about chiptunes and the train wreck that is the Xbox One hahahahAHHAHAHAHAH
This week, we reminisce about the Tiger Electronics LCD games of old, as well as have a bit of a discussion on ad revenue, while we tear blip.tv a new one. It's a good episode, so be sure to hunker down for another 2 hours of fun fun FUN
This is it. This might be one of the sickest, funniest, most depraved things we've ever done. This was so big we originally had to split it into two separate episodes of the podcast. But now you get to listen to all 2 depressing hours full of spicy secrets and Phantom Points, in one digestable mp3 file.
Long story short: we found a list of achievements about jerking it, and decided to see who out of the co-hosts had the most. Tony is the Master of Ceremonies considering his stance on masturbation, and many startling revelations are found during this competition. The results will definitely surprise you. Or maybe not, I dunno. Maybe this is the first episode you're thinking of listening to. (If so, you might want to consider listening to an actual, standard episode of the show.)
I don't actually remember what happened on this episode, so hopefully no one is reading this description since I plan on changing it later once I've gone back and listened to it again. But knowing me, I'll probably forget.
Ok, this week is a silly one. Like really, really silly. Something about Final Fantasy: All the Bravest, and a virtual Japanese pop-star pizza fusion, and after the 2nd segment Mitch just kinda... leaves the show?? Yeah, it's a weird one but since it's an episode we hosts loved, you people will probably hate it.
Richard "Danger" Colina joins us on this episode after having met up with us at PAX East 2013. Alex gets to talk about his surprising views on Injustice: Gods Among Us, then Rich gushes over that most underrated of Zelda games: Majora's Mask. It's a great episode!
This week, Alex and Tony talk a LOT about the Looney Tunes show. No, not that one. The new one. The one that was on Cartoon Network recently. Yes, that one. Honestly I forget what else happened on this episode, but it's a good one. You can take my word for it. Trust me.
This week, Matt jerks off about Tomb Raider, Mitch takes us to Columbia by talking about Bioshock Infinite, Kate regales the terrors of Kid Icarus (the original NES one), Tony talks about racecars, lasers, and aeroplanes, and Alex lets everyone in on the secret of a hidden NES gem, thanks to Mitch and Matt.
A content-packed episode of Random Assault for you this week! Brian Liberge joins us to talk about his new game, PULP! The RPG. We reminisce on the 90's tradition of making animals do rad things, Mitch plays a game that only he can enjoy, as well as watches one of the most insane horror movies ever. And naturally, we answer questions from you, the listeners! There's also a contest in this episode so pay attention during the 2nd break!
And so Random Assault reached the end of their fabulous weekend at PAX East 2013. But as we all know, while the ride is fun, the clean up always takes the longest. So here we have the longest part of the special with more stories, more interviews, more of everything you came for from Cards Against Humanity, Dive Kick, Soda Drinker Pro, Gearbox, expensive shits and so much fucking more. Check it out and I hope you enjoyed our coverage as much as we argued, exhausted and loathed bringing it to you.
We are exhausted now.
Random Assault's Epic-as-fuck PAX East 2013 weekend continues in part two where the guys cover their Saturday experience. Last of Us, Mark of the Ninja, God of Blades, Don't Starve, Gunnar Optiks, Telekinsis Kyle and TONS more interviews and guests to help us go over the insanity that was the event. Check it out and expect part three soon.
Also, check out and Like the Random Assault Facebook page. We got hundreds of PAX photos and articles and updates on the show as well as Facebook exclusive teasers and artwork.
It's that time of the year again and this time Random Assault is fucking press! Oh shit! So join us on our six hour coverage of Pax East 2013 filled with special guests of all statures and buckets of interviews! It's so damn big, we had to split it into three parts. Each part's going to cover a different day of PAX so check out all three. WELCOME TO FRIDAY!
We celebrate St. Patrick's Day a few weeks too late, and we tackle the important issues! We self-bukkake as we look back over the podcast's past episodes. Mitch interrupts people a lot we talk about old games! Matt gushes over the Kirby collection and Mitch and Alex wax poetic over the pink puff's history, Tony wants beer with his fighting game cabinets, Kate completes Skyrim (no, seriously), and Alex has a thing or two to say about Far Cry 3. Then we get into listener questions and Mitch finally fucking snaps.
This week, we actually have a consistent number of things to talk about! In the first segment, we go over the Gearbox/Aliens Colonial Marines debacle. In the second segment, Alex tells us a tale involving Warm Bodies, and in the final segment, we finally get down to brass tacks about the PlayStation 4... a few weeks too late.
Wreck-It-Ralph hits store shelves today and our loveable, foul-mouthed hosts want to tell you if it's worth pouring your sweaty, back-breaking cash into Disney's pockets like you have been for decades. Join Alex, Mitch and Mela as they tell you just what they thought of the latest CG entry in the library with classics like "Chicken Little" and "Meet the Robinsons." ...Okay, it's way better than those.
The fap-off continues! And what an upset it ends up being! Also, we talk about Dreamworks movies (including the pre-3D ones), and Alex vehemently defends Hoodwinked. Because... it's a good movie? I guess?
GIGA... DRILL... PODCAAAAAAAAAAST!! Yes, it's another Minor Assault, and this time it's one that Mitch said would be coming out for months. Join Mitch, Jayson, Jake, and Breen as they do the impossible and see the invisible, as well as gush about this wonderful little anime about robots, willpower, manly souls clashing, and never giving up. First half is (almost 100%) spoiler-free, 2nd half is a spoilerfest. You've been warned!
Get ready to get angry and punch out some gods with a new Minor Assault, this time about Asura's Wrath! Matt and guest star Jake Petersen go over this wonderful little gem of a title.
This week's episode is positively orgasmic! Ahp! Before you kill me for that one, I have a "Tell One Bad Joke And Not Be Murdered" card. Suck it. Anyway, this week we talk about vintage media players, Sonic getting fat, and we do the first half of what is either the best or worst thing we've ever done.
Calling all browncoats! Listen to Tony, Kate and Matt gush about Firefly, The Greatest Show Ever Made™©® in this newest Minor Assault special!
Luke, aka TotalMortalKombat, joins us for an episode where we talk about farts, poops, weird toilets and restaurants, cum shots (not the kind you're thinking of), and a lot of talk about how Americans are fatass slobs. It's a loud, rip-roarin' episode with just a touch of the outback!
Oh, wow! We got a full line-up for you guys! It's a podcast jam-packed full of funny. Mitch and Matt regail the the tale of The Unfinished Swan, Alex continues his rare game saga, Tony gushes about Guyver, and Mitch asks the all-important question that has plagued mankind for eons: why do people put salt on their watermelon?
Ooo, Alex wasn't invited to the Gurren Lagann Minor Assault. And Kate's just her usual bitchy self. So Alex made them pay... with their lives. ...And then Alex, Matt and Tony had a completely normal, relatively fatality-free podcast! Alex talks about his newfound love for Naughty Bear, the guys talk about the new Pokemon games, and then... more rare game talk!
Ending song is "Wake Up" by DeepNorth!
Come, now! Pick your piece and let's get this game a-rollin'! Meanwhile Alex can tell you about watching more of Regular Show, and his disdain for Adventure Time! Tony'll talk about a rare, literally-one-of-a-kind rom that he almost got his hands on, we'll go over special editions of board games, and lastly, Alex watched a buttload of anime! Now hit play on your media player and collect $200, because this episode might be over before the end of an actual game of Monopoly.
Matt, Kate and Tony start off by talking about Django Unchained and other Tarantino flicks, then Mitch hops on just in time to discuss Assassin's Creed 3. Then the whole thing goes to shit as Mitch tries to defend Final Fantasy XIII and eventually it turns to stories of Matt's masturbatory habits, as usual.
The Walking Dead is all the rage right now, being a few seasons deep into its TV show and the Telltale videogame adaptation garnering a ton of praise for furthering the way we use storytelling in games. Matt and Jayson gush (pun intended) about the series in general! OBVIOUSLY, THIS IS GOING TO BE SPOILERIFFIC. BE WARNED.
I'm sure the first segment of this episode is great and all, but I wouldn't know because once again, my router decided to be a piece of shit just in time for recording time! Then, Alex finally gets to gush about Regular Show, and then we get a little un-Apologetic. Prepare for another great EP-I-SOOOODE! OOOOOOOOOOH!!
The Random Assault crew breaks that oh-so flimsy of fourth walls and does a very Christmas-heavy episode despite the fact that it wouldn't have been posted until January. Mitch raises the ghosts of a few cult classic Christmas specials, Kate finally plays Klonoa, Tony muses about Metroid, and Mitch reviews another fucking talking dog movie. It's just another Friday night at the ol' Random Assault roadhouse! (I'm very drunk right now, I don't know what I'm saying)
Ooph. Ooooooph. This one. Thiiiis one. Yeah, it's a good episode, to be sure. But things get a little weird in the middle. Like, really weird. Even for us. Alex nearly abandons ship. Don't say we didn't warn you. Segments 1 and 3 are pretty great, though!
What starts as a normal Christmas celebration for the hosts (and Coughman) turns into a mad-dash hunt to find Mitch for the hosts! (And Jake). A higher Christmas power has intervened, and it may be the end for the resident loudmouth of Random Assault. And to top it all off, an old evil has risen again to make sure that this is the worst Christmas ever! What lengths will the RA hosts go to get their most annoying member back? Will they dare go... religious?!
Download and listen to this epic new special, made with love and lots and lots of blood and sweat and tears and semen.
What'd we talk about on this one? I wouldn't know because I wasn't there for most of it. But I heard tell there were tales of animal dildos, the Donkey Kongs that return to the country, and our boling hatred for Stan Lee. Then we get into Sega games, we smack a few gods, and we reminisce about the board games of old. It's two hours and twenty minutes of pure, unfiltered, mediocre talk radio. Download and enjoy!
Hey, remember when the WiiU details were announced back in the fall? So do we, because that's what we talk about on this episode! We also talk about Double Dragon Neon, Pokemon rip-offs, the whole Bayonetta 2 controversy... and not much else, since it's just Matt, Mitch and Tony, making it a very low-energy (but entertaining nonetheless) episode!
I'm sure Kate will eventually fill out the rest of the details. Don't worry. She's probably on her way right now. Probably.
This week, Mitch and Matt bond over Adventure Time and Bravest Warriors, Alex takes up most of the episode with talk about a certain irreverent game show, the podcast crashes somehow, Kate moves furniture, Tony sits in silence, and Mitch lists off his game collection in a droning deadpan! What else have you come to expect from our show, anyway?!
So, what exactly is this? Well, just because Random Assault is taking a little break doesn't mean it's hosts are. We still meet up at the normal recording times to hash through any business and get caught up on what each other are doing. These have been going so well that we decided to take some of the more interesting normal conversations and edit them into a cast-long enterprise just for you so your heads wouldn't explode waiting for us.
Sometimes, collecting needless trinkets in video games just isn't enough. Kate and Tony are back with a brand new Minor Assault, dishing up all the dirt on how you too can waste hundreds, if not thousands of dollars on video game history.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN 2012!!!!
It's time again to celebrate one of the greatest holidays there is. Join the Random Assault team as they try to make you piss from both fear and laughter. Hoping to give you the nostalgia of Halloween ghost stories and the nostalgia of getting scared to fucking death over Ar You Afraid of the Dark. Let's just hope there's piss.
Seriously, I would try to fall asleep listening to this one.
MWAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oooooooooh, it's been a while hasn't it? Random Assault returns for another fun filled episode chock-full of baby games, enraged transsexuals, and elitist gay people. We're in for a bumpy, politically incorrect ride!
Welcome back! This is part two of two for Random Assault's coverage of the Boston Festival of Indie games 2012. We wrap up everything we may have missed in the first part (that if you haven't listened to, you SHOULD.) Returning hosts Alex "Bloody Shadow" Cabral, Mela Firefly and Josh Zanelis, now with full stomachs (and better audio quality,) give you more news, more interviews and more stupid bullshit in between. Sit back and enjoy.
Welcome to the amazing world of the Boston Festival of Indie Games 2012. With a lot of promotion and hard work, this event was able to draw droves of indie fans to its open doors with the anticipation of indie games of all types. The event, although having been it's first year, did not disappoint and Random Assault was there to cover it and condese everything you need to know into a two-part podcast full of everything the event had to offer. Join your hosts Alex "Bloody Shadow" Cabral, Mela Firefly and newcomer (see: intern) Josh Zanelis as they present tens of games all with insights and interviews (all varying in length and audio quality.) Check it out.
Internet superstar Byron Reed joins us for a laughtastic look at all sorts of shit. It's a very silly episode this week, but try it and you'll love it. Once you go gray, you can never go....
Gay?
Somthing like that.
HOO boy, this one's gonna be controversial. Let's get the elephant in the room out of the way: Matt, Alex and Kate hate Game Grumps. Mitch and Tony sing its praises. I can already hear all of our listeners clicking the unsubscribe button. Other than that, there's talk of game collections, and... puppies. Of course. Because THAT hasn't gotten old yet.
As you can see with your little eyeballs above, young master Mark Breen rejoins us after a whopping 41 episode absence. Naturally, we have plenty of fun but it's all ruined by everyone's computers deciding to commit suicide one after the other. Still, there's more chills, thrills, and pills than you can shake a black market pharmacy at.
This week, it's breakfast, lunch, anime and dinner on Random Assault! The hosts give you a buffet of topics, including an impromptu food theme throughout the episode! Plus, there's some stuff about theme parks, Mitch visits a new arcade that opened up near him, and Alex ACTUALLY likes an anime!
Everything is stupid this week as we look at asinine laws, stupid Sony s***, and spine-tingling horrors from....Something Awful.
Random Assault really lives up to its name this week. Handsome Dave of The POW Block joins us while Matt and Mitch are away on a gay party cruise. The topics are ALL OVER THE PLACE. Get ready for a freewheeling, sloppy wet kiss of a podcast, ladies and germs.
It's a very....well, somewhat musical podcast. Tony gets us all talking game music and Mitch tortures himself once again. Also, porn and basketball.
It's a very super hero-y podcast yet again. Everybody's favourite weird uncle WillyFresh drops by to discuss the new Spider-Man movie, Matt has a hissy fit, and much more Marvely madness.
Despite what the lineup says, Mitch ditched us to go to the beach and tan his appealing and well-sculpted physique. Tony talks about a game he loves but had never played, Alex engages in some shameless pimping, while Kate gets butthurt, and this time it ain't because of no lemon.
We're two men down this week! Mitch is off to save some random-ass dimension and Kate's probably just busy finding new forms of produce to shove up her mud-hole, so this week let Matt, Tony and the ever-soothing Alex serenade you to sleep with tales of love and loss. Also, you know. Mugs. Probably.
Somehow willing to come back after the Lemon Incident, Coughman joins us for another merry-go-round of swears and.....uh....stuff.
We welcome a new creepy uncle to the Random Assault family, none other than the Internet's very own Curtis Stone. We'll walk him and feed him, we promise. Meanwhile, Mitch starts down a path of self-loathing, while Kate and Matt complain. A lot.
The Random Assault team actually does something topical for once! Matt, Alex, Mitch, Tony and Amanda all weigh in on their thoughts on this year's E3 extravaganza. How disappointed will they be? C'mon, we think you know us well enough to answer that for yourselves. But listen anyway, it's a good one.
We chat all about the biggest film of all time ever, Alpha Flight. We're gonna talk a little about this weird things with pages in them, and Tony experiences one of the worst horrors someone without a vagina can experience.
To honor the mysterious and untimely deaths of the Random Assault hosts, the GSPA (Global Shitty Podcast Association) presents this special episode of "Behind the Laughter", detailing the rocky, yet magnificent history of this groundbreaking podcast. Listen to hear the tales of the hosts before and during the show, the final interviews with the hosts, as well as some un-heard bonus content, never before broadcast.
Hosted by Kent Blathers, this episode of Behind the Laughter will touch you in very inappropriate ways. You will laugh, you will cry, and you will cringe. Enjoy, and remember the legacy of these great podcasters.
Come on, we've done 49 of these. You get the idea by now. We're discussing all things animated Batman, some Star of the North Fist (???), and maybe, just maybe, some of the ice and hatred surrounding Alex's heart begins to melt. I think we really made some progress here.
At 6:00 AM this morning local time, our field agents recovered a hard drive containing the missing twenty-fourth episode of the horrible Random Assault. We need this episode analyzed for any leads it might give us toward stopping SlabFlapper before time runs out. Good luck.
Perverse cast-daddy Matt, vengeful porcupine Alex, and the always-smooth-as-sandpaper Mitch convene at the Penny Arcade Expo in scenic Boston, Massachussetts. WillyFresh, Jayson Canning, and Dave Rinehart are all along for the ride! We talk to special guests! We have interviews! We're still no better at giving the other people on the show a chance to speak! Come and listen to our first live show where we talk to real live creeps!
One of our most trollingest fans (?) joins us to confuse the heck out of us and destroy our self esteem. Also Kate muscle-f* her way onto the episode even though we totally asked her to f* off. Sorry.
Alex squees like a small, spastic child, Tony tries to talk about Street Fighter x Tekken, and Kate gets embarrassingly s***faced.
Your eyes do not deceive you! As of this week, we're taking the four-person setup out behind Matt's creepy shed to be put out of its misery. Barring any unfortunate circumstances, you're gonna get all of RA all the time. This week....well, just scroll down will ya?
The lovely Cheryll del Rosario stops by the RA lair to add some much needed class to the joint. Can she put up with four uncouth, obnoxious dorks? Find out on RA 44!
We make Alex pissy with even more anime discussion! With Kate, Mitch, Matt and Tony, what did you expect? Oh, some other stuff happened too, but hey we're chibi and that's super kawaii desu desu desu
Here it is. Our thank you to the fans for getting us up to 100 Likes on Facebook. SO what do we have for your loyalty and support? Well, we dig trough our trash and put togeter a podcast with bad audio...
You're WELCOME!
We're joined by our first guest in a while. Le's been one of the best and brightest of our fan artists and this week he creeps to the microphone like an assassin to discuss all manner of art, tomfoolery, appropriate school conduct and fine clothing.
It's Minor Assault Mortal Kombat edition! With your hosts Alex Cabral, Tony Johnson and SPECIAL GUEST Luke Cunningham (TotalMortalKombat) we bring you a fandom like no other. Coving just about everything MK from games to other media, the fantstically awesome to the terribly horrific, and everything else we can find to refference. IT HAS BEGUN!!!
Drew returns from a record-breaking 7-episode hiatus, and it turns out, he spent his time actually playing games. SEE! Drew bring content. HEAR! Drew talk a lot. FEEL! The shock and awe of his cohosts.
Oh, maaaannnn...this week's all about getting drunk and stoned with your friends. It's totally mellow maaannn....grab your Cheetos and get ready for the Random Assault Bongcast.
Through dubious means, we come back to you from beyond the grave! How? Well, that would be telling, wouldn't it? Despite the strain of resurrection, we decided to carry on with our mission to delight you all everydfgsdfhkjwr;..llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Aww, who cares. We're back and David Rhinehart of The Pow Block is here!
Tony and Mitch take you on a fast, blue-colored journey through the redemption of Sega's hyperactive little mascot! It's just two Sonic fans geeking out over one of the character's best recent games!
Holy mother of f***, this episodes is absolutely jam-packed with everything you want from an RA episode. Game talk, community service, listener (sorta) questions, interviews, and a ton of petty bickering. Settle into your comfy chair for this epic-length episode.
Hello and welcome to a brand new Random Assault series called Minor Assault! This new show will be a way for us to discuss topics that we cannot bring up on the main Random Assault cast or to accompany articles such as the Full Metal Alchemist cast by Kate and Jayson. And before anyone asks, yes, I stole this idea from Kate and am now claiming it as my own, like any great boss would do!
Billy 'Willyfresh' Fretshl joins Matt in the secret Random Assault Podcave under an abandoned Circuit City to discuss all things Spider-man! Here is a taste of some of the things we talked about!
This week Matt wasn't here to keep us in line, so Alex, Mitch and Kate go way, way, way overboard, while Tony gets quietly drunk and rethinks his life.
Holy s***, kids, RA is back for another year. Unless we kill each other. Time will tell. Tons of game content, a discussion on the nature of comedy, and shameless pimping of our "new" site. Which you're reading this on. And is over a month old. Oh, well.
Happy New Year everyone! As a special surprise we're uploading the Random Assault Christmas Special recording complete and unedited! Witness the awe inspiring talent! Quake at the sheer magnitude of comedic genius! Thrill at the unprofessionalism!
Twas a few days before Christmas, 'tis the podcast you crave
To achieve this fine special, we all worked like slaves.
On iTunes we hung the podcast with care,
But you won't read this, so just download it there.
Goddammit, kids. Are you ready for the final regular episode of the year? This is (almost) it, motherf**, so sit the fudge down and enjoy.
This wintry week is filled with actual game content, shocking revelations, thrills, spills, and a very special guest.
Holy f***, children! After our harrowing escape from the clutches of the vile SlabFlapper on Halloween night, we had to lay low for a while, scrounging food out of British trash cans and working on the street to pay for our tickets home.
In this MASSIVE Halloween Podcast, your beloved hosts are thrown into a dark and mysterious place to see if they can live through the night and conquer a horror cliche so big, it might as well be Kate's ass.
You kids like Fullmetal Alchemist? Well, ya better, because we've got a 90-minute mini cast where myself and special guest Jayson Canning nerd out and spoil everything!
So, if you want a more in-depth discussion of the series than the spoiler free review allowed, give this a listen.
Well, we finally got all those damned freeloaders out of the RA Mansion. This week, Mitch brings up stuff no one has heard of or cares about, Tony tells us all about Eurogamer, and Alex finally has had enough of Kate bashing Minecraft.
We’re joined by Billy Fretschl, know to the internet as WillyFresh, Phantom of Krankor, and known to Alex as “my chew toy. We blather on about Deus Ex, lies our parents tell us, and more stereotypes than a record store.
What?! A real girl? Alex brings home his special lady to meet the cast, and instead of any semblance of decorum, we ramble our way through discussions on pornography, body parts, and the power of the human spirit. Meanwhile, Kate grapples with her Pinocchio complex. It’s a laid back, shoot-the-s*** kinda show this week, so gather round and let us whisper sweet nothings in your ears.
With no one responsible to supervise us, we produce… an on-topic, relatively filth-free podcast?! This can’t be right. Well, anyway, this week Drew tells us everything we never cared about Dead Island and Catherine, Tony brings us iPhone apps, a Community Service brought to you by Sesame Street, and Kate incurs the wrath of the Comic Nazi.
Two guests in a row? The one and only Ben Coughman joins us this week. We tried to get rid of him, but he just wouldn’t leave. It’s Christmas in September as we discuss family holiday traditions, new and fun uses for citrus fruit, and the ghost of 90s past.
I have no idea what happened because I forgot. So this landing page is now all about me.
Mark 'breener' Breen pays us a visit from the land of alcoholism and gingers, to discuss whether on not there really is gold at the end of that rainbow.
No, you didn't miss an episode of the best filthy podcast no one ever comments on. After a wild evening involving a fish, a wizard, and a tugboat, Matt went on a wonderful vision quest through the barren wastelands of Delaware, which destroyed his ability to count. Long story short, he made 25 first.
CARTOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS! We’re adults, you know. Talking about all the bulls*** of our childhood and how nothing is as good as it was… except that everything is a ripoff of what it was. From Nicktoon to Beavis and Butt-Head (we like the full spectrum) Mitch, Matt, Drew, Kate go on and on and on and on and on and aon (okay, you know I’m reffering to Mitch, right?) Just shut up and enjoy.
In our FIRST EPISODE EVER we try to figure out how the hell to podcast and see if it's ever possible to stay on topic (SPOILER : it's not.) We range from talking about our favorite voice actors to our pathetic N64 days, the burdens of 3D gimmickery to our cum schedules. I swear we tried to stay on topic.
It's our best one yet! We finally finish introducing the six main hosts. We're just in time to fall for a painfully obvious April Fools joke. Yeah, yeah, we're idiots... but you get to enjoy it. Let's chit chat about anime, Street Fighter, GameStop and waaaaaay more.
This week is the best week in world history. Remember exactly where you were the day this event took place, because we’re ready to rock all the balls you’ve ever had right the f*** off. Curtis “zabu_san Stone from the podcast PCN-Gen joins in on our absolute ridiculousness, and boy is it a treat. Someday, mankind will evolve to the point that our ears will form their own mouths. On that day, they can thank us for this podcast.
A triumphant return from our Cast-Daddy Matt and an expected appearance from our tenchnology depraved every-guru Alex make Tony and Drew play up things like we’ve needed in a while. Yeah, we decided to do a good episode again. Going back to our roots and assembling the cast from our very first episode, let’s see if we can bring you guys back to liking us… anyone?! We talk about zombies and some other s and Matt does his COMMUNITY SERVICE which is not only unexpected, but goofy as s!
Chaos continues to reign supreme as Matt is still nowhere to be found leaving our hosts without a guide and, with Alex still in technical hell, lost to fight off Mitch’s loquaciousness and claw their way to the internet.
Wait... things are actually ORGANIZED?! How the hell did we manage that? Structured subjects range from the 3DS Launch to Sonic the Hedgehog, the downfall of shooters and launch stories...
That is, until Alex and Kate show up and the structure falls apart.
This week, Drew comes back and he has a lot to catch up with. Clearly we haven’t lost our touch and, somehow, we have more subjects to talk about than usual. Learn how to save money by PC gaming, talk about current gamer rage and get some more long overdue 3DS reactions. Oh man are we timely!
A clusterf*** of awesome. We welcome a very special guest and devoted fan to the cast and we go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on. Oh yeah, and we do some community stuff. Honestly, I don’t remember what we talked about but I remember having a lot of fun. Tune in and see what I’m talking about… then tell me what happened. Like I said, I totally forget.
We welcome back the original four from the hit Fox Show "TDAR COMMUNITY EXTRAVAGANZA" to see what can happen when they are given a second chance to shine! Spewing out stories of injury, theme parks... and something else I can't remember...
Nyahahahahaha! Oh what memories! This was the time when I STRUCK A MORTAL BLOW to Alex's laptop, rendering it lifeless AND FULL OF BEES. This resulted in that ANNOYING PISS DRIP Mitch having to do all the art and banners! Turns out he did a pretty good job though...er...I AM SLABFLAPPER LORD OF MAYHEM!
Perhaps bringing content to the show was the best idea we ever had. Inaccurrately named, this episode is nonstop as we talk about everything from sitcoms to cancelled TV shows, community to our own self hatred… oh, and, of course, video games… cause we do that.
We join our four hosts as they face their greatest challenge yet: figuring out how to make content after 14 weeks of talking about nothing. Will they find a way? How will they do it?! Tune in next week for… I mean, this week… Download the damn episode.
I screwed this episode up real good, and precious Matthew didn't even know it was me yet! YOU FOOLS! Do you not realize that I am the Master of the Arcane?!
So… here’s the deal: every podcast has a bad episode. Our earlier episodes were pretty bad, but the jokes were good and they could be worth listening to. This one, though… ugh… this one will go down as our “Bad one. So endure with us as we take you through a laundry list of things you don’t do for a podcast. So bad that Alex starts getting mad and fighting with everyone through most of the first hour. It’s a a mess. (Editor's Note: Alex is a baby)
This week every single member shows up to the show directly after waking up. Will their massive fatigue keep them from being lude, loud and loquacious? Nope. We bring up the obligatory rapture and… hell, I don’t know, we’re all over the place. You should get how this works by now.
Have you ever put four tazmanian devils into a burlap sack and then violently kicked them down the stairs? No? Well then, you’re about to hear something you’ve never heard before. Join Random Assault as hosted by the four loudest, outspoken and downright quoteable members all at once. Your ears will either bleed or orgasm. Then, the third segment takes it down a notch and digs deep into their minds as we find out what horrifies them to the core. Be afraid…
As we wipe our feet on the welcome mat of Front Towards Gamer, we kick things off with a James Bond themed podcast. Why? Because we’re incredibly unfunny and number things in triple digits. But, you know us, we can barely stay on topic when it’s about something we enjoy. Let alone something we barely care about. And if you DON’T know us, HI we are Random Assault: the best thing to ever happen to audio. Enjoy everyone!
With the release of the new Mortal Kombat, Alex hijaks the podkast to bring light onto the series. Sure, they talk about other things. But who kares?! They go through MK's history, trivia, and the new game (SPOILER FREE!) Also, Alex's audio is pretty krappy in the first segment, but we figure it out and hope that all this stupid bad audio is a thing of the past. NOW... FIGHT!
It's the podcast that almost wasn't. When severe technical difficulties plague the crew, they put their hands in and, like a group of robotic turtle men, combine to work their talents to the limit and struggle to grasp the last hopes to get a podcast together and ready. As Alex talks and talks with no feedback, Skype crashes several times, and Mitch being personally pulled down to hell by Satan himself mid segment, the podcast claws it's way to safety... but will it survive? YOU be the judge.
WARNING! This episode is ATROCIOUS! Sure, the CONTENT is as good as it ever is...but the AUDIO, oh DEAR poor annoying MITCH tried his hardest with this episode because LAZY INCOMPETENT MATTHEW refused to work on it! But are we really surprised? I am really proud of the work I did with this one...oh yes...