Matt and Kate: Recent Episodes
Matt Stooks
Matt and Kate talk pop culture, relationships, technology, fast food, and other things that appeal to sophisticated listeners.
Will Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk cage fight? What celebrity is releasing their own line of paternity tests? Should Harry and Meghan give up on Hollywood?
The answers to these questions, plus house hunting sucks, in today's show.
How can you be a better neighbor? Why should you keep your Crocs out of the car? Why is Tom Cruise annoyed this time?
The answers to these questions, plus Matt is leaving, in today's show.
Should you take a vacation to the depths of the ocean? Is it inappropriate to go to a concert when your stepdad is lost at sea? Should Matt ditch his washer and dryer and replace them with a person?
The answers to these questions, plus dishwasher perfection, in today's show.
Can you make a career out of cleaning dryer vents? How can you make sure you aren't leaving a pet or small child in a hot car? Who needs eye-contact training?
The answers to these questions, plus a championship forfeit, in today's show.
What is the most important season for selfies? How many pounds does Joey Chestnut gain during the hotdog-eating competition? What place accepted a 40-year-old gift certificate?
The answer to these questions, plus Kate fails to show off her slang skills to her children, in today's show.
Will Matt convince Kate to start saying "no cap" and "bet" to her children? How can you get an afternoon jolt without resorting to coffee? What is the best fried pickle?
The answers to these questions, plus a roller coaster quiz, in today's show.
Why should you take photos of ketchup packets? How can you become luckier? When does summer truly begin?
The answers to these questions, plus Weird State Items Quiz, in today's show.
Why is Kate anti-orange? Who should you give water? How does a mouse floss?
The answers to these questions, plus a hodgepodge of Father's Day stuff, in today's show.
Who are the candidates to replace Sajak on Wheel of Fortune? Which kids benefit the most from social media? What foods should you eat to keep mosquitos away?
The answers to these questions, plus greedflation, in today's show.
How are teens bullying chatbots? What's another reason to eat vegetables? Do banana peels count as litter?
The answers to these questions, plus blood and baths, in today's show.
What's the correct way to eat a cupcake? Should you switch to a silent alarm to wake up? What is Gen Z saying this time?
The answers to these questions, plus buffalo scams, in today's show.
Do you have rizz? How do you make instant cheesecake? Can ChatGPT make you rich quick?
The answers to these questions, plus smile coaches, in today's show.
What is bed rot? Why should you fear Gmail's "Help Me Write" feature? Should you wear a diaper to the Taylor Swift concert?
The answers to these questions, plus a McFlurry sandwich, in today's show.
Why can't you wrestle a bear in Missouri? How did Amazon kill off Samuel L. Jackson? Should you strap an air conditioner to your neck?
The answers to these questions, plus misspelled words by state, in today's show.
What's the worst place to be barefoot? Why are inmates excited to share a prison with Elizabeth Holmes? What plant might help your sleep?
The answers to these questions, plus PowerSlapGPT, in today's show.
Why are a bunch of lighthouses for sale? What is the oldest kiss on record? Where is Jeff Bezos getting married?
The answers to these questions, plus Celebrity Summer Job Quiz, in today's show.
Should you put your credit score on your dating profile? How did a flushed diamond ring resurface 13 years later? What is the latest in smart denim?
The answers to these questions, plus diarrhea in the pool, in today's show.
Is Taco Tuesday coming to an end? What beverage won the "Best Functional Drink" award? What pool etiquette should you observe this summer?
The answers to these questions, plus Swedish Death Cleaning, in today's show.
Why won't the royal family sign autographs? How much does Taylor-Swift-concert rain cost? How bad is Netflix cracking down on password sharers?
The answers to these questions, plus a condiment wizard, in today's show.
Should you let your kid light their homework on fire? What do smokers do without smoking lounges at the airport? How can you avoid a fee for heavy luggage?
The answers to these questions, plus Memorial Day travel, in today's show.
Is Kate unknowingly using a racist expression? How can you hack your bad dreams? Where should you worry about bedbugs in your hotel room?
The answers to these questions, plus a Florida man throws lunchmeat at cops, in today's show.
How many pizzas does it cost to buy tickets to Taylor Swift? Should you call for an Uber? Where is Toys R Us opening?
The answers to these questions, plus wake-up injuries, in today's show.
What is industrial catfishing? What do stupid people and dead people have in common? Is The Golden Bachelor going to be as sexy as The Bachelorand The Bachelorette?
The answers to these questions, plus the latest $400 Lego set, in today's show.
Is it cheating to let ChatGPT compose your wedding vows? Should you "watch" the Taylor Swift concert from the parking lot? Can men read romance novels?
The answers to these questions, plus Celebrity Most Likely, in today's show.
Why didn't Martha Stewart wear a painted-on swimsuit on the cover of Sports Illustrated? What is preguvination? Who shouldn't you tip?
The answers to these questions, plus new booze, in today's show.
How long has Bo Jackson had the hiccups? How old is the world's oldest dog? What are the most popular bucket-list vacation spots?
The answers to these questions, plus senior pranks, in today's show.
What soap repels mosquitos? Does Bing Chat long for happiness? What is Kangaroo Care?
The answers to these questions, plus elderly celebrity dads, in today's show.
When is it appropriate to use the flight attendant call button? How do pizza-delivery drones work? Should Kate become a Roblox fashion designer?
The answers to these questions, plus Mother's Day TV Mom Quiz, in today's show.
Should you purchase human-hair crafts from Etsy? Why is Gen Z so loud about loving counterfeit merchandise? What rock stars are on Dolly Parton's upcoming rock album?
The answers to these questions, plus Hostess-Cupcake skin, in today's show.
Do you want a chatbot to work the drive-thru? Do superheroes go to the gym? Is it ok to pass out drunk at Home Depot?
The answers to these questions, plus thalassophobia, in today's show.
Why are the teens sharing their locations and feeling bad about it? What is the newest Olympic esport? Why did scientists create a cyborg goldfish?
The answers to these questions, plus panic-attack candy, in today's show.
What does your hair say about your fertility? How many printers should you own? What creature grounded an airplane?
The answers to these questions, plus Roblox or Not, in today's show.
Kate is out due to no voice. We won't have a podcast until at least Thursday. Thanks for listening.
Why did allergy season arrive early? Should you bathe in ice? Should you bring Tupperware to the wedding reception?
The answers to these questions, plus no-selfies zones, in today's show.
Should you pay it forward? What does "zombied" mean? Is alcohol good for you?
The answers to these questions, plus cat-weight-loss support, in today's show.
Why did Kate's dog eat her studio? What is weird about the NFL Draft in KC? Are you there, God?
The answers to these questions, plus McDonald's messes with its burgers, in today's show.
Why are dead birds flying? Do worms get the munchies? What is strategic incompetence?
The answers to these questions, plus Celebrity Injury Quiz, in today's show.
Why was Miller High Life destroyed in Europe? What is the latest thing that's grosser than a toilet seat? What's three letters and starts with gas?
The answers to these questions, plus Elvis Whiskey, in today's show.
Should you buy a scale that doesn't display your weight? How did Ken Jennings burn an internet critic? Should you buy an engagement bike instead of a ring?
The answers to these questions, plus Kate chases trash, in today's show.
How much money can you expect to receive from the Facebook class action? How much does it cost to drink wine in space? What does the phrase "the whole nine yards" mean?
The answers to these questions, plus Roblox or Not, in today's show.
Who celebrates 420? How does a bear drink soda? Should you compliment your friend's bad band?
The answers to these questions, plus RIP Netflix DVDs, in today's show.
What makes one a pet parent? Should baseball owners field winning teams? What did the pandemic do to lunch?
The answers to these questions, plus meat dice, in today's show.
What is Gen Z up to this time? What pitfalls should you avoid when hiring a hitman? Should exes go to separate gyms after the breakup?
The answers to these questions, plus the McDonald's Diet, in today's show.
Will baseball fans be drunker this season? Is Worlds of Fun a babysitter? Are Ted Lasso fans turning British?
The answers to these questions, plus unruly passengers, in today's show.
Should you use communal charging stations? Does the First Amendment protect your car horn's speech? How can you take selfies with Jesus?
The answers to these questions, plus cell phone jail, in today's show.
What do you carry every day that is three times dirtier than your phone? Should you demand tacos with your new home purchase? Should you walk like Barbie?
The answers to these questions, plus smart knees, in today's show.
How much does the Kansas City Royals roster weigh? Should you appear with a sloth on your next online meeting? How can you prove that something wasn't delivered?
The answers to these questions, plus Fortune Cookie GPT, in today's show.
How can you make candied grapes? Should you pack a carbon monixide detector when you travel? Should you put water in your eggs?
The answers to these questions, plus TikTok concert disruptors, in today's show.
How can you get 27 hours of screen time a day? How did a guy use hidden video to send his wife to jail? How did a mall Easter egg hunt turn violent?
The answers to these questions, plus Kate's Mario movie review, in today's show.
Is the Pasquatch Sasquatch a KC Royals employee? Should you secure a social media handle for your newborn? Should you binge TV shows?
The answers to these questions, plus fried Cadbury Creme Eggs, in today's show.
Which movies from your childhood are too disturbing for your children? Why is a sasquatch attending Royals games? Should you put pickle juice on your face?
The answers to these questions, plus Kate's offensive Pinterest, in today's show.
Does jelly belong on a cheeseburger? What is the sandwich generation? What do you call an upset counselor?
The answers to these questions, plus plogging, in today's show.
What is ketchup fraud? Why shouldn't you approach men on a bridge who are screaming obscenities? How can you buy nothing in Vegas?
The answers to these questions, plus hop water, in today's show.
Why should you block your ex on Venmo? What odd things have ballparks added to their menus for the new season? How should you dress for a breakup?
The answers to these questions, plus a dog and goat become besties, in today's show.
How are Swifties catching every minute of Taylor's three-hour concerts? Does cursing help manage pain? Why was the genie upset?
The answers to these questions, plus a new shape, in today's show.
What are the new Pop-Tart flavors? What extinct species is available as a meatball?IHOP or Denny's?
The answers to these questions, plus new emoji, in today's show.
What do hobos keep in their stick bags? Why should you smell other people? What child actor is expecting a child?
The answers to these questions, plus click to cancel, in today's show.
How can you control your dreams? Why did ChatGPT hire a human? What is the best day of the week to take off?
The answers to these questions, plus fridge vs room temperature, in today's show.
Can you put shrimp in a Philly cheesesteak? What is comfort TV? What is the new flavor of ranch dressing?
The answers to these questions, plus Romcom or Robot, in today's show.
How can a phone call improve your health? Must you serve booze at a wedding? Which artist plans to release an album when they die?
The answers to these questions, plus a new smeal, in today's show.
What footwear is back in fashion? Which leftovers are best served cold? What is the happiest country?
The answers to these questions, plus the Chips Ahoy! Yacht, in today's show.
Is peanut butter a liquid? What is the latest fashion renaissance? What is the most popular dog breed?
The answers to these questions, plus olive oil coffee, in today's show.
Spring signals the start of which season? Should you throw instant potatoes at your wedding? What are Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey up to this time?
The answers to these questions, plus Vince McMahon, in today's show.
Should you eat ranch ice cream? Why didn't Tom Cruise go to the Oscars? What does Gen Z do instead of the middle finger?
The answers to the questions, plus Irish stuff, in today's show.
Should you eat cereal before bed? What, precisely, is a boneless chicken wing? Should you use ChatGPT as your therapist?
The answers to these questions, plus panda sex, in today's show.
Why are people apprehensive about the teenage filter on TikTok? How do you brush without a toothbrush? Will plant-based Hershey products taste like garbage?
The answers to these questions, plus Matt haunts Kate, in today's show.
Should you watch Power Slap? What classic children's beverage is becoming an adult beverage? Why did the cell phone need glasses?
The answers to these questions, plus vomit shrines, in today's show.
What should you clean when you first enter your hotel room? Who are the top five food influencers? Who prefers wealth more than health?
The answers to these questions, plus dating a dumdum, in today's show.
What activities are you supposed to do for Daylight Saving? How will the Oscars prevent a slap? Can a hurricane defeat Satan?
The answers to these questions, plus Mario Day, in today's show.
What are the most sinful states? Should you drink beer from an air conditioner? Should preachers use ChatGPT to write sermons?
The answers to these questions, plus interview tips, in today's show.
What size spoon should you use? Why is the nephew holding the bride's dress hostage? What does a beverage printer do?
The answers to these questions, plus cheese pushes back, in today's show.
Are flapjacks better than cereal? How should you respond when someone asks you how it's going? Why should you eat an orange in the shower?
The answers to these questions, plus celebrity ghost encounters, in today's show.
Why should you buy TVs instead of eggs? Why did a dog take a dump at half court? What is a home phone?
The answers to these questions, plus Mario, in today's show.
What should Adidas do with $500 million worth of Kanye shoes? Why is an 11-year-old retiring? Should you consider polyphasic sleep?
The answers to these questions, plus Olympic Just Dance, in today's show.
How much will Michael Jordan's championship shoes go for at auction? What flaw do pizza robots exhibit? Why is the dinner date dying?
The answers to these questions, plus passive-aggressive phrases, in today's show.
Did ancient children do homework? Why should you treat weekends like vacation? What does "commenting for reach" mean?
The answers to these questions, plus Ketchup Boat Guy, in today's show.
What is the last thing Americans do before bed? How can you improve your odds of getting on a reality TV show? Why can you eat beaver on Fridays during Lent?
The answers to these questions, plus the Slap Patrol, in today's show.
How can ChatGPT mess up your inbox? How can you eat like a reasonable person on vacation? Why should you tolerate grumps at work?
The answers to these questions, plus processed food addiction, in today's show.
What is a breakup haircut? What are the results from a four-day workweek? Why should you write your Congressperson?
The answers to these questions, plus Internet Acronym Game, in today's show.
What does ChatGPT say about Matt and Kate? How can you make ramen lasagna? What everyday activities should you count as exercise?
The answers to these questions, plus ghostwritten texts for your kids, in today's show.
How can transcranial stimulation help you on a flight? Why are we sending hair into outer space? What odd smells are featured in novelty perfumes?
The answers to these questions, plus adults with stuffed animals, in today's show.
What is HGTV's show inspired by Magic Mike? Which pizza toppings are becoming more or less popular? Is Daylight Saving Time going away forever?
The answers to these questions, plus Applebee's vs Nettie's House of Spaghetti, in today's show.
How did Matt get jalapeño juice into a stranger's eye? What are lab-grown diamonds? Should you eat a robot?
The answers to these questions, plus a painful Naked and Afraid injury, in today's show.
What is Patrick Mahomes secret to success? Why does Kate have a beer bong? Why does Nettie's Spaghetti discrimate against children?
The answers to these questions, plus greased up poles, in today's show.
How long can seven-layer Mexican dip stay at room temperature before you get ill upon eating it? Should you buy clearance Valentine's candy for Easter? Why did the woman quit her job at the chemical plant?
The answers to these questions, plus Goodbye Internet Explorer, in today's show.
Do aliens have balloons? Why was Post Malone kicked out of the bar? Which classic TV character is set to return?
The answers to these questions, plus Chick-fil-A's chickenless chicken sandwich, in today's show.
Does slow-motion video sell more products? Why should you get engaged at Cracker Barrel? How do dumpsters communicate?
The answers to these questions, plus funeral-home humor, in today's show.
Why are traffic signals getting a fourth light? What are the worst ideas for first dates? Why should you know your neighbors?
The answers to these questions, plus drunk dialing, in today's show.
Should you buy fresh cuts of meat from a vending machine? Which states drink the most alcohol? How accurate is the Groundhog?
The answers to these questions, plus Superbowl prop bets, in today's show.
What is a deinfluencer? Why did Kate almost smack her masseuse? What do you call a man with an axe in his head?
The answers to these questions, plus Pooh Bear vs Cocaine Bear, in today's show.
What is Potato Girl doing at the Superbowl? What is the Buy Nothing Movement? Does Jeff Bezo's trim his own toenails?
The answers to these questions, plus Galentine's Day, in today's show.
What TikTok trend is causing headaches for restaurants? Why did Leonardo DiCaprio name a snake after his mom? How do you show love to a robot?
The answers to these questions, plus Chinese Spy Balloon, in today's show.
How can you eat yogurt with chopsticks? How can you sneak the maximum number of snacks into the movie theater? Is Matt allowed to join Farmers Only?
The answers to these questions, plus social media withdrawal, in today's show.
What's the latest daytime TV show cancellation? Who are the latest nominees for Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? What's the latest hotel hack?
The answers to these questions, plus voice-to-text fails, in today's show.
Are meteorolists upset about groundhog forecasts? What is the 100 Envelope Challenge? Did archaeologists unleash a malady upon the world when they discovered Egypt's oldest mummy?
The answers to these questions, plus rent a hen, in today's show.
What is MILF Manor? What social network are teens "almost constantly" on? Which foods are less and more expensive compared to last Superbowl?
The answers to these questions, plus Dry January results, in today's show.
How many selfies did a bear take? How can you "savor" to improve sleep? Do you need a diamond engagement ring?
The answers to these questions, plus walking on Lego, in today's show.
What is the superior bubble wrap? Is DiGiorno pizza bad? What is Home Depot dating?
The answers to these questions, plus Nutrition: True or False, in today's show.
Should you connect your smart appliances to the internet? What is Lucky Girl Syndrome? Who steals noodles from the rich and gives them to the poor?
The answers to these questions, plus validating boomer takes, in today's show.
Where should one play Dungeons & Dragons? Should you take a helicopter to work? What is on the Friends-themed conversation hearts?
The answers to these questions, plus Paris Hilton's baby, in today's show.
What new emoji are on the way? Why does France scoff at Dry January? Should you make an "if I go missing" binder?
The answers to these quesions, plus a chess-playing cat, in today's show.
How many times can you wear pajamas before you wash them? What does Gen Z want to do when they grow up? What secrets should you keep to yourself at work?
The answers to these questions, plus plane toilet tips, in today's show.
Why should you be wary of the hotel fridge? Should you give two weeks' notice when you quit? Should Kate's kids get jobs?
The answers to these questions, plus FOSY, in today's show.
What are the qualifications to drive the Wienermobile? What is the germiest thing in your kitchen? What does "winter coating" mean?
The answers to these questions, plus snake remover's revenge, in today's show.
Should you feed your Christmas tree to a goat? Should you have a camera fly around your house? Can you take your anti-tank rifle on the plane?
The answers to these questions, plus going bananas over Wichita monkeys, in today's show.
Where can you marry your cousin? How smart was the Tyrannosaurus rex? What is the new king of expensive fast food?
The answers to these questions, plus name a cockroach after your ex, in today's show.
How can you improve the odds people open your emails? What things do people keep in their beds? Why should you fail at hobbies?
The answers to these questions, plus UFO sightings, in today's show.
What are the most popular Valentine's gifts? Which soda is going away? Should you tip robot bartenders?
The answers to these questions, plus Grocery Store Inflation Game, in today's show.
Why should you talk to your plants? What is a mouse jiggler? Why does an airplane's middle seat get both armrests?
The answers to these questions, plus the Shark Tooth Hunter, in today's show.
Can medicine cause twisted dreams? Can turtles talk? What do you call a mouse who swears?
The answers to these questions, plus Harry versus Harry, in today's show.
Should you electrify your baby carriage? What is a wet lab? What is blue camo for?
The answers to these questions, plus knocks, in today's show.
Why is McDonald's putting seeds in Happy Meals? Why should you camouflage your car? Is Matt smarter than a fourth grader?
The answers to these questions, plus the elevator of the future, in today's show.
Should you pay $200 for a sleep mask? What new device does a company want you to pee on? Why should you feel just fine about your cheese habit?
The answers to these questions, plus Ed Sheeran lookalikes, in today's show.
What is the curse of the oldest person alive? Why did Kate get denied advice at the Apple Store? Should kids toys tell adult jokes?
The answers to these questions, plus Home Remedy Quiz, in today's show.
What is a McNothing? What uncommon things should be common? How many miles from home did a dog walk this time?
The answers to these questions, plus Alexa Toilet, in today's show.
Did a thief snort someone's ashes? Is January better for breakups or hookups? What words should we retire for the new year?
The answers to these questions, plus Karens for hire, in today's show.
How much did Goofy's head go for at auction? Why might remote start be bad for your vehicle? What is quiet thriving?
The answers to these questions, plus the things everyone does, in today's show.
How can you avoid being lonely when you are alone on Christmas? Why should you give toys to Santa? What are the most popular Christmas cookies by state?
The answers to these questions, plus Survive Peppa Pig, in today's show.
What is a silent wedding? Why is plant-based meat a failure at fast food joints? How can you defrost your windows faster?
The answers to these questions, plus 2022 Quiz, in today's show.
What does the word "mistletoe" actually mean? Should delivery drivers scold customers who don't tip? Would you consider human composting?
The answers to these questions, plus Saint Nick vs Nick Cage, in today's show.
What candy bar is becoming a protein bar? Should you eat your cutlery? What does science say about midlife crises?
The answers to these questions, plus shipwrecked pants, in today's show.
Why did Los Angeles County issue a unicorn permit? Why are you more likely to suffer a heart attack over the holidays? Why are mom-centric Facebook groups bad?
The answers to these questions, plus Egg Nog Quiz, in today's show.
Should you buy headphones that filter air? Is cash an appropriate wedding gift? What is the biggest reason people use TikTok?
The answers to these questions, plus the Britney musical, in today's show.
What do books smell like? Are identity thieves coming for your child? Why do weighted blankets help you sleep?
The answers to these questions, plus beards, in today's show.
We are off today, so enjoy these "Least Worst of Matt and Kate" segments. We will also be off December 21st through January 2nd.
How can you stop yourself from sending drunken texts this Christmas? What are the most popular holiday injuries? Should you give your neighbor chili?
The answers to these questions, plus Christmas Tree Quiz, in today's show.
What are the odds of a White Christmas? Should you drink beer out of a leg? What is the time limit for using your phone on the toilet?
The answers to these questions, plus Toy Inflation Quiz, in today's show.
What Franzia merchandise should you consider? How will you get rid of your Kanye West tattoo? Does Kate find Nicholas Cage sexy?
The answers to these questions, plus ugly people with attractive significant others, in today's show.
Can you own a kangaroo? Should you test drive Kansas City International Airport? Should you eat candy before a workout?
The answers to these questions, plus Celebrity First Job Quiz, in today's show.
Should you teach your dog to paint? What might be lurking in your Christmas tree? Are crosswords or video games better for your brain?
The answers to these questions, plus frying pans to the head, in today's show.
What do old people regret? What is an exercise snack? How much do bachelorette parties cost?
The answers to these questions, plus Kate's misfortune, in today's show.
What are some words of the year? Should Kate become a mall santa? Which famous retailer is now available in hologram form?
The answers to these questions, plus top Christmas scents, in today's show.
Should you replace your plants with Lego? What are the best states for pre-date drinking? What health foods are bad for you?
The answers to these questions, plus robocalls, in today's show.
How can you keep your pet from becoming obese over the holidays? Why are bats falling from the sky? Can you flush a 67-pound goldfish?
The answers to these questions, plus cargo pants are back, in today's show.
How many people will go through KCI airport for Thanksgiving? How should you prep your new boyfriend for dinner with your family? What is algospeak?
The answers to these questions, plus beauty sleep, in today's show.
What words are new to the Scrabble Dictionary? How can you avoid obnoxious conversations at the Thanksgiving table? Why are people expected to drink more at Thanksgiving this year than in years past?
The answers to these questions, plus Roblox or Not Roblox, in today's show.
How did Bluetooth get a man arrested? Should you consider lab-grown meat? When should you get a phone for your kid?
The answers to these questions, plus datings résumés, in today's show.
Should you get a robot dog? Was Kate mean to an old couple at Bed Bath & Beyond? Why does your boss want you playing Solitaire in Microsoft Teams?
The answers to these quesitons, plus Frankfurter Wars, in today's show.
What is the latest Spam flavor? How is Coors trying to get men to wear fingernail polish? Should you eat a drone?
The answers to these questions, plus Justin Bieber's pimples, in today's show.
How can you be mindful when you eat? What Thanksgiving food item is available as a beverage? Is that an egg in your pocket?
The answers to these questions, plus Home Alone inflation, in today's show.
Is slapping a sport? Should you fool your friends with modified donuts? What word begins and ends with "e" but only contains one letter?
The answers to these questions, plus fake cowboys return, in today's show.
What did a priest do to a wine thief? Should you thaw your frozen turkey? Why do people hate cats?
The answers to these questions, plus used caskets, in today's show.
What are the most popular restaurants for Thanskgiving by state? Where did the term "gaslighting" come from? Are you smarter than a fifth grader?
The answers to these questions, plus a mystery button for your kitchen, in today's show.
What devices and apps can help with Thanksgiving? Should kids watch Sinbad? Should hotels have bibles?
The answers to these questions, plus a snack-cake mountain, in today's show.
Does cheese belong on fried chicken? Who was the ugliest Sexiest Man Alive? Should you save your butter wrappers?
The answers to these questions, plus pickle candles, in today's show.
When are the ideal times to drive for Thanksgiving weekend? Why should you organize your bedroom? How can you stay warm, and save money?
The answers to these questions, plus seasonal snack cakes, in today's show.
What is a Rolex iPhone? Should you take your dead dog to the taxidermist? How can you stop a blanket hog?
The answers to these questions, plus a fashion quiz, in today's show.
How does Adele pronounce her name? What info should you share with flight attendants? What offense did a TikToker commit against the Grand Canyon?
The answers to these questions, plus germy phones, in today's show.
Where can you share your nudes? Should you rent a husband? Which return policies got worse?
The answers to these questions, plus Booze "R" Us, in today's show.
How can you recover from a sugar high? What does autocorrect think you lost? Is No Shave November for legs?
The answers to these questions, plus sheer clothes, in today's show.
How can you recover from a sugar high? What does autocorrect think you lost? Is No Shave November for legs?
The answers to these questions, plus sheer clothes, in today's show.
What things should you write down? How can you handle political conversations at Thanksgiving? How many people wake up to immediate stress?
The answers to these questions, plus tree poop, in today's show.
What things should you write down? How can you handle political conversations at Thanksgiving? How many people wake up to immediate stress?
The answers to these questions, plus tree poop, in today's show.
What is a Dahmer Pizza? How often should you wash your sheets? What are the most popular lies?
The answers to these questions, plus microwave vs oven, in today's show.
What is a Dahmer Pizza? How often should you wash your sheets? What are the most popular lies?
The answers to these questions, plus microwave vs oven, in today's show.
Should you take a vaccine in your leg? What is a budget costume? What is Dracula's taste in interior design?
The answers to these questions, plus Kate's trash TV pick, in today's show.
Should you take a vaccine in your leg? What is a budget costume? What is Dracula's taste in interior design?
The answers to these questions, plus Kate's trash TV pick, in today's show.
In what ways is candy more expensive? What Advent calendars can you buy at ALDI? Should kids play more video games?
The answers to these questions, plus credit-card implants, in today's show.
In what ways is candy more expensive? What Advent calendars can you buy at ALDI? Should kids play more video games?
The answers to these questions, plus credit-card implants, in today's show.
Are cats listening to you? Should you consider going to the graveyard for recipes? Why should you sit in the middle seat on a plane?
The answers to these questions, plus naps, in today's show.
Are cats listening to you? Should you consider going to the graveyard for recipes? Why should you sit in the middle seat on a plane?
The answers to these questions, plus naps, in today's show.
How can you preserve your pumpkin? What costume can't you buy for Halloween? Should you consider a beard transplant?
The answers to these questions, plus Brown Thursday, in today's show.
How can you preserve your pumpkin? What costume can't you buy for Halloween? Should you consider a beard transplant?
The answers to these questions, plus Brown Thursday, in today's show.
What are the most haunted States? What bizarre simulators exist on Roblox? What are the new flavors of candy cane for the holidays?
The answers to these questions, plus smashed pumpkins, in today's show.
Why should you be wary of cockatoos? What new variant of Mountain Dew is coming out? Should you feel obligated to sample everything at a potluck gathering?
The answers to these questions, plus Judge Judy's ponytail, in today's show.
Why shouldn't you pluck your nose hair? What food do people consume on Friendsgiving? Why should you sleep like a toddler?
The answers to these questions, plus goats vs sheep, in today's show.
Where should you get your Dracula-inspired beverages? What technology can keep your torso warm this winter? Why is Netflix letting you export your history?
The answers to these questions, plus Arby's booze, in today's show.
Who is the most prolific curser in movie history? Should you have a squirrel carve your pumpkin? What are the most neighborly cities in the United States?
The answers to these questions, plus cyborg cockroaches, in today's show.
What's a good toilet prank to play on your loved ones? How can you find haunted locations? How many different ways does Amazon know you?
The answers to these questions, plus candy slogans, in today's show.
How can you be a good house guest? How can your dog tell you are stressed? Should you smell like Elon Musk?
The answers to these questions, plus space heater fires, in today's show.
What's the worst candy? Should you do Starbucks Math? What celebrities should be President?
The answers to these questions, plus Lifetime Holiday Movie Quiz, in today's show.
Why are more adults buying toys? What are the top horror films? What is a hypnic jerk?
The answers to these questions, plus windowless cars, in today's show.
What is tipflation? How can you trick yourself into eating better at restaurants? Why are iPhones auto-dialing 911 on rollercoasters?
The answers to these questions, plus waxing toddler unibrows, in today's show.
Is cake good for your mental health? What's the latest pumpkin-spice product to sell out? Should we put billboards in space?
The answers to these questions, plus celebrity beauty products, in today's show.
Why did Matt almost drink flies? How far is too far to prank someone on their honeymoon? How should you cut your sandwich?
The answers to these questions, plus coffin chairs, in today's show.
Should you worry about drug-laced candy in your kids Halloween treats? What should you do with your leaves? Will Elon ruin Twitter?
The answers to these questions, plus children give the finger, in today's show.
Who is the latest celebrity to make us feel old by appearing on the cover of AARP? Why was Kate's kid looking up "ASMR cake" on Pinterest? What are the newest Doritos?
The answers to these questions, plus the Waffle House Index, in today's show.
Is the plant industry lying to us about the number of plants people have in their homes? What food deal has a CEO promised to keep forever? Who dialed 911 for something dumb this time?
The answers to these questions, plus Celebrity Shopping Spree, in today's show.
Why do recipes come with lengthy stories? What nonsense do parents get their kids to believe? How can you relieve nighttime anxiety?
The answers to these questions, plus frozen cereal, in today's show.
What are the health benefits of cold versus hot coffee? Why is Katy Perry canceled? Do Ubers smell worse than taxis?
The answers to these questions, plus jetpacks, in today's show.
Can we get Kate to catch a buzz? Which KC meteorologist has joined the St. Joseph Symphony? Where should you buy your Halloween costumer for maximum spookiness?
The answers to these questions, plus the cutest season, in today's show.
Can we get Kate to catch a buzz? Which KC meteorologist has joined the St. Joseph Symphony? Where should you buy your Halloween costumer for maximum spookiness?
The answers to these questions, plus the cutest season, in today's show.
How can you make an action figure of yourself? How are we going to save the bees? How techie is Kate?
The answers to these questions, plus Walmart Roblox, in today's show.
How can you make an action figure of yourself? How are we going to save the bees? How techie is Kate?
The answers to these questions, plus Walmart Roblox, in today's show.
What is missing from Amazon's NFL broadcast that is on every other NFL broadcast? What are the top costumes for 2022? Should you use GameStop to babysit your kid?
The answers to these questions, plus reference cakes, in today's show.
What is missing from Amazon's NFL broadcast that is on every other NFL broadcast? What are the top costumes for 2022? Should you use GameStop to babysit your kid?
The answers to these questions, plus reference cakes, in today's show.
Should you eat Crocs? Are scrunchies popular? What popcorn should you buy?
The answers to these questions, plus subtitles, in today's show.
Should you eat Crocs? Are scrunchies popular? What popcorn should you buy?
The answers to these questions, plus subtitles, in today's show.
How many ants are on Earth? Should the Crocodile Hunter be on currency? Is a hook a hand?
The answers to these questions, plus Mercury in retrograde, in today's show.
How many ants are on Earth? Should the Crocodile Hunter be on currency? Is a hook a hand?
The answers to these questions, plus Mercury in retrograde, in today's show.
Why shouldn't you cook chicken in NyQuil? How can you hack your way to fast-food savings? Why are bra sales up?
The answers to these questions, plus bagel shoes, in today's show.
Why shouldn't you cook chicken in NyQuil? How can you hack your way to fast-food savings? Why are bra sales up?
The answers to these questions, plus bagel shoes, in today's show.
What can we learn from prehistoric fish vomit? What fashion rules are out of style? How can you prank someone with soda?
The answers to these questions, plus Fred Franzia dies, in today's show.
What can we learn from prehistoric fish vomit? What fashion rules are out of style? How can you prank someone with soda?
The answers to these questions, plus Fred Franzia dies, in today's show.
What costumes should you put on your pet? What is a Bravo brunch? Should we buy lap dances for senior citizens?
The answers to these questions, plus breaking things to feel better, in today's show.
What costumes should you put on your pet? What is a Bravo brunch? Should we buy lap dances for senior citizens?
The answers to these questions, plus breaking things to feel better, in today's show.
What are some good pirate sayings? How many people play Monopoly correctly? What seasonal marshmallows are available?
The answers to these questions, plus expired cheese, in today's show.
What are some good pirate sayings? How many people play Monopoly correctly? What seasonal marshmallows are available?
The answers to these questions, plus expired cheese, in today's show.
Should you make your own beef jerky? How can you get a pain-free tattoo? Should the Royal Family quit?
The answers to these questions, plus Kate's fantasy football team, in today's show.
Should you make your own beef jerky? How can you get a pain-free tattoo? Should the Royal Family quit?
The answers to these questions, plus Kate's fantasy football team, in today's show.
Why is Heinz making an emergency change to its ketchup packaging? What things would you be willing to do to wipe out your debt? Are all Wikipedia photos flattering?
The answers to these questions, plus candy corn creations, in today's show.
Why is Heinz making an emergency change to its ketchup packaging? What things would you be willing to do to wipe out your debt? Are all Wikipedia photos flattering?
The answers to these questions, plus candy corn creations, in today's show.
What is Kate's alcohol recommendation for a sore throat? What are the biggest beer cities? Why are people making fun of the new King?
The answers to these questions, plus cars with no tags, in today's show.
What is Kate's alcohol recommendation for a sore throat? What are the biggest beer cities? Why are people making fun of the new King?
The answers to these questions, plus cars with no tags, in today's show.
What food items can you use as straws? Will the Queen be buried like a vampire? What is the origin of the Karen meme?
The answers to these questions, plus bro vests, in today's show.
What food items can you use as straws? Will the Queen be buried like a vampire? What is the origin of the Karen meme?
The answers to these questions, plus bro vests, in today's show.
Will the immortal jellyfish help humans become immortal? How can you improve the air quality in your home? Why should you eat out instead of going to the grocery store?
The answers to these questions, plus expensive bachelor parties, in today's show.
Will the immortal jellyfish help humans become immortal? How can you improve the air quality in your home? Why should you eat out instead of going to the grocery store?
The answers to these questions, plus expensive bachelor parties, in today's show.
What should you do if a fly drowns in your drink? What are the reviews for the new Girl Scout Cookie? What is the ideal temperature for sleep?
The answers to these questions, plus dull knives, in today's show.
What should you do if a fly drowns in your drink? What are the reviews for the new Girl Scout Cookie? What is the ideal temperature for sleep?
The answers to these questions, plus dull knives, in today's show.
Is the TSA groping more people? Can robots make pizza? How adventurous did people get with sex during the pandemic?
The answers to these questions, plus spiders in pockets, in today's show
Is the TSA groping more people? Can robots make pizza? How adventurous did people get with sex during the pandemic?
The answers to these questions, plus spiders in pockets, in today's show
What is The Macarena about? Should school teachers spank the children? Will there be enough turkey for Thanksgiving?
The answers to these questions, plus NFL beer prices, in today's show.
What is The Macarena about? Should school teachers spank the children? Will there be enough turkey for Thanksgiving?
The answers to these questions, plus NFL beer prices, in today's show.
Is the Oreo-with-toothpaste prank too dangerous to perform? What fast-food chain has a new beer? What is the proper way to dispose of ice cubes?
The answers to these questions, plus school photos, in today's show.
Is the Oreo-with-toothpaste prank too dangerous to perform? What fast-food chain has a new beer? What is the proper way to dispose of ice cubes?
The answers to these questions, plus school photos, in today's show.
Did Papa John have plastic surgery? What is the newly discovered bad thing about blue light? Should you cuddle with a goat?
The answers to these questions, plus Blood & Honey, in today's show.
Did Papa John have plastic surgery? What is the newly discovered bad thing about blue light? Should you cuddle with a goat?
The answers to these questions, plus Blood & Honey, in today's show.
Should you drink water out of the toilet? Should bars be able to ban people below the age of 30? Is "knocked up" a mean phrase?
The answers to these questions, plus foul balls, in today's show.
What new hotdog product is available? What are the best and worst states for tipping servers? What is quiet firing?
The answers to these questions, plus NASA goes Armageddon, in today's show.
What new hotdog product is available? What are the best and worst states for tipping servers? What is quiet firing?
The answers to these questions, plus NASA goes Armageddon, in today's show.
Are Trapper Keepers for rich people? Did the staff at Olive Garden stop singing? What everyday activities should you count as exercise?
The answers to these quesions, plus beard nets, in today's show.
Are Trapper Keepers for rich people? Did the staff at Olive Garden stop singing? What everyday activities should you count as exercise?
The answers to these quesions, plus beard nets, in today's show.
Is Gen Z the new Millenial? How should you charge your phone? How can you maximise space in a dorm room?
The answers to these questions, plus soft fascination, in today's show.
What should you buy or not buy to get the best deals now versus later? What has a club implemented to prevent creeps from staring at women? How can you make medicine act faster?
The answers to these questions, plus celebrity college courses, in today's show.
What should you buy or not buy to get the best deals now versus later? What has a club implemented to prevent creeps from staring at women? How can you make medicine act faster?
The answers to these questions, plus celebrity college courses, in today's show.
Should you install microchips into your hands? Is Michael Jackson still King of Pop? Would you eat a gummy bear made out of wind-turbine blades?
The answers to these questions, plus pets watch TV, in today's show.
Should you install microchips into your hands? Is Michael Jackson still King of Pop? Would you eat a gummy bear made out of wind-turbine blades?
The answers to these questions, plus pets watch TV, in today's show.
How many germs are on backpacks? What sandwich does the Queen of England eat every day? Why should you tape your spouse's mouth shut?
The answers to these questions, plus fast-food subscriptions, in today's show.
What is a Dilly Dilly Dog? What is the history of the Girl Explaining meme? Where is the best place for a working vacation?
The answers to these questions, plus Target remodels, in today's show.
What classic fast-food sandwich is getting a new variant? Can you give a single kudo? Who is the Queen of Christmas?
The answers to these questions, plus anti-party technology, in today's show.
Should you get gymnosis to get fit? Which state messes up air travel for the rest of the United States? What is the new Girl Scout Cookie?
The answers to these questions, plus finger bowls, in today's show.
Why is there a Christmas tree shortage? Should you move Christmas birthdays to the summer? How did Capri Sun get cleaning solution in its Wild Cherry drink?
The answers to these questions, plus school starts, in today's show.
Where can you buy your Christmas decorations in the middle of August? What is splooting? Why are people ditching the top sheet?
The answers to these questions, plus drinking rain water, in today's show.
Are you required to throw away an empty donut box? Should you give people a thumbs down instead of a middle finger? Which superhero is responsible for the court-ordered ankle monitor?
The answers to these questions, plus TikTok bibliographies, in today's show.
What social media have the teens abandoned? Should you rent your clothes? Should you hire a robot to assemble IKEA stuff for you?
The answers to these questions, plus the Millenial Pause, in today's show.
Does the milk man still exist? Why is Domino's Pizza leaving Italy? What new flavors of Doritos and Coca-Cola are coming out?
The answers to these questions, plus trolling scammers, in today's show.
Has Pete Davidson found a new girlfriend? Why are hair transplants becoming more popular? Why did Burger King send blank receipts to a whole bunch of people who never order Burger King?
The answers to these questions, plus little league baseball, in today's show.
Should you microwave corn on the cob? Should you use a toothpick at the table? Is astrology baloney?
The answers to these questions, plus coworker smells, in today's show.
Should the Chiefs players have pillow fights in the dorms at Missouri Western? Should you feel bad when you spend your birthday money on gasoline? Should you get married at ALDI?
The answers to these questions, plus quiet quitting, in today's show.
What are common drinking myths? Should you go to bed angry? Have shorts replaced skirts?
The answers to these questions, plus pilots fight, in today's show.
How can you decorate your dorm on a budget? How can you solve pregnancy insomnia? Should you be concerned if your lover's lips taste like buffalo wings?
The answers to these questions, plus spaz, in today's show.
Is there hope for the Choco Taco? Can you prepare for a candy shortage? When does pumpkin spice season begin?
The answers to these questions, plus smelling meat, in today's show.
What TV shows are available as a cookbook? Do only rich people own Crayolas with the built-in sharpener? Why are Sprite bottles going clear?
The answers to these questions, plus Patrick Mahomes' perm, in today's show.
Should you use calamine lotion as a makeup primer? Did Kate's dart skills get her ghosted? What is bacon soap?
The answers to these questions, plus breakup letters, in today's show.
What bizarre items get left behind at NASCAR events? What products are people switching to save money due to inflation? How can you train a cat to use the toilet?
The answers to these questions, plus sarcastic thumbs up, in today's show.
Are the Kardashians hiding their real reasons for disliking Instagram? Do people really want to prepare their own meals? Why is Brad Pitt wearing skirts?
The answers to these questions, plus RIP Taco Choco, in today's show.
Are the Kardashians hiding their real reasons for disliking Instagram? Do people really want to prepare their own meals? Why is Brad Pitt wearing skirts?
The answers to these questions, plus RIP Taco Choco, in today's show.
How can you get paid to sit in the sun? What is the latest Velveeta technology? Why does Kate carry her dog outside?
The answers to these questions, plus recipe stories, in today's show.
Why does Matt have vengeance in his heart for a bunny? What new hot-dog-flavored concoction can you eat? How much summer is left?
The answers to these questions, happy birthday Kate, in today's show.
Are Chiefs fans angry about GEHA Field? Do Matt and Kate broadcast from space? Are Olive Garden and Applebee's in a fight?
The answers to these questions, plus ketchup sounds, in today's show.
Are you more "you" in the real world or online? Why have chicken nuggets become more prominent? What is ramen beer?
The answers to these questions, plus French Papa Smurf, in today's show.
Should you teach your kids about fboys? Who is the latest pop star to get their own college course? Should you get an action figure of yourself?
The answers to these questions, plus robotexts, in today's show.
Are rat tails back? Will Kate let her kids dance out of her sunroof? Are you not infotained?
The answers to these questions, plus Amazon holds Kohl's hand, in today's show.
How should you eat pizza? Should we send a Ring Doorbell into space? Should Kate watch Jaws with her kids for Shark Week?
The answers to these questions, plus heated-seat subscriptions, in today's show.
What happened to ice cream sales in the year 2000 vs 2020? How did we celebrate Amazon Prime Day? How can you get thicker hair?
The answers to these questions, plus Kate totals her car, in today's show.
What is smoke taint? Should you cook mac and cheese while nude? Why is Bill Gates running a hotel?
The answers to these questions, plus Kate's pickle discovery, in today's show.
What rich company demanded its employees return to the office, only to fail to have enough desks and parking spaces? Should you have an intervention if a friend has a bad handshake? What fireworks injury did Kate suffer?
The answers to these questions, plus rollerblades, in today's show.
How close did Britney Spears' stalker get to her? How many people can now work at home? Should you drink celebrity alcohol?
The answers to these questions, plus Aquaman to the UN, in today's show.
Why are more employers allowing dogs at work? How did Ben Affleck's 10-year-old crash a Lamborghini? How much longer will flip phones exist?
The answers to these questions, plus pandemic acne, in today's show.
How should you prepare for Prime Day? How can you delete furniture from your house? What drastic move has Kraft done to its Mac and Cheese?
The answers to these questions, plus recipe stories, in today's show.
Are pandas real? Should you wear earplugs at a concert? Would you like your dead grandma to read you stories?
The answers to these questions, plus alligators vs crocodiles, in today's show.
Why won't Matt and Kate become astronauts? How many people are traveling for July 4th? What pop star has a Gucci line coming out in the Fall?
The answers to these questions, plus Crocs charms, in today's show.
What should kissing sound like? Do coffee drinkers spend more than decaffeinated people? Should you eat bird eggs out of the nests on your property?
The answers to these questions, plus Cheeto Puff Sushi, in today's show.
Does it count as a selfie if you aren't looking at the camera? Why are Elvis chapels shutting down? Is Kate shaving her legs wrong?
The answers to these questions, plus Britney's wedding, in today's show.
Should you worry about robot skin? Should you put toothpaste on your pimples? What is the secret to a long marriage?
The answers to these questions, plus licking your cat, in today's show.
Would you rather Ewan McGregor or Ryan Gosling? How can you become a morning person? Why shouldn't you buy baby sunscreen?
The answers to these questions, plus Hap Hazard, in today's show.
How much fried chicken is too much friend chicken per week, month, year? Which country doesn't feed their children's friends at dinner? Why can't Matt close the refrigerator door?
The answers to these questions, plus cake vs avacado, in today's show.
Are Matt and Kate prepared for Backup Awareness Month? Which KC sports team should've never changed their name? What are the dangers involved with kissing a Wookiee?
The answers to these questions, plus shirtless Ewan McGregor, in today's show.
Should you put Velveeta on your fingernails? Which condiment shortage should you prepare yourself for? Should you avoid winking?
The answers to these questions, plus two Hershey workers get stuck in chocolate, in today's show.
Can Mike Tyson adequately fill a pair of tighty whities? What is a tween doll? Would Kate rather Brad Pitt or Edward Norton?
The answers to these questions, plus Toyota goes Nintendo, in today's show.
Should you trust Matt and Kate's financial advice? Does Tom Cruise wear shoe lifts? What do you call a fake cowboy?
The answers to these questions, plus vomitous panic attacks, in today's show.
What did corporate say about the radio station's "On a Scale of 1 to 10, Urinate" sign above the urinal? What did Matt witness Stevie Wonder do in the Apple Store? How much will the electric Back to the Future car cost, and will it travel through time?
The answers to these questions, plus George Brett craps his pants, in today's show.
Should wine be a perk at work? Why does Matt think some bars don't fill pint glasses all the way? Where do you have to go to get the new pickle Mountain Dew?
The answers to these questions, plus a tower of giraffes, in today's show.
Which celebrity did a full-body wax? What color are brides choosing for their dresses? Why do college reunions exist?
The answers to these question, plus a failed driver's test, in today's show.
How can you communicate with the Jonas Brothers? What TV should you put on your deck? What's with the St. Joseph cop who put $99,000 worth of personal stuff on the company card?
The answers to these questions, plus solving climate change with cream pies, in today's show.
Which 80's TV show deserves a musical? What should you consume first: the book or the movie? What happens if you cross your fingers during a pinky swear?
The answers to these questions, plus confusing percentages, in today's show.
Should you lie about covid symptoms to get out of social functions? Should you shower before getting in the pool? Why is the minivan making a comeback?
The answers to these questions, plus Miller Lite Beercoal, in today's show.
What makes a public restroom "mom approved"? Should you consider a vacation home in central Kansas? How expired is too expired for milk?
The answers to these questions, plus hospital pickles, in today's show.
How old do you need to be to be a great-great-great-grandmother? What has Kate's puppy learned to do? Do fences make for upset neighbors?
The answers to these questions, plus chin lipo, in today's show.
What is Christmas in May? When will we get robots to do our chores? What's the difference between Miller Lite and Michelob Ultra?
The answers to these questions, plus DIY injuries, in today's show.
Do redheads have more fun? What big change is coming to the Superbowl Halftime Show? Did Seacrest crap his pants?
The answers to these questions, plus Ritz Oreos, in today's show.
Do taste buds change? Where shouldn't you store your loved ones' ashes? What new pop star babies are out?
The answers to these questions, plus Celebrity First Jobs Quiz, in today's show.
How well do you know Ross and Rachael's relationship from Friends? Who is leaving SNL? Should you be self-conscious about your high school yearbook?
The answers to these questions, plus Matt kinda quits Twitter, in today's show.
Why is this a record year for marriages? What side hussle should Kate pursue? Is the Trash Panda look in style?
The answers to these questions, plus fruit, in today's show.
Does Matt know how to use a grocery store? Which sports have the best injuries? How do you solve a toe cramp?
The answers to these questions, plus celebrity dropouts vs celebrity graduates, in today's show.
Which popular artists have never hit number one? Are smart speakers dumdums? Is country music obscene?
The answers to these questions, plus Cher, in today's show.
How well does Kate know Joey's relationships from Friends? What should you listen to to fall asleep? Should you hire high schoolers to drive your kids around?
The answers to these questions, plus donkey flatulence, in today's show.
What is Matt's strategy for wasp encounters? Does honey cure allergies? What is the Kool-Aid Man Challenge? The answers to these questions, plus boy bands with no shirts, in today's show.
We'll be back Tuesday with fresh content. In the meantime, we think our clips are among our least bad stuff.
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How can you predict mosquito bites? What's the difference between a locust and a cicada? Why should you test baby names at Starbucks?
The answers to these questions, plus egg balls, in today's show.
Should cops have shot a Roomba? Who said it: Ross or Rachael from Friends? Should there be an AI Roger Ebert? The answers to these questions, plus space nudes, in today's show.
How can you go to concerts for cheap? Should you feng shui your front door? Should cars make horse sound effects?
The answers to these questions, plus seatbelt deaths, in today's show.
Who won: Matt's car or the deer? What is the Leavenworth hand sign? Does Ken have a FUPA?
The answers to these questions, plus celebrity birthdays to make you feel old, in today's show.
How well do you know Monica and Rachael from Friends? What does it sound like to give birth on a plane? Should you put OJ on your cereal?
The answers to these questions, plus Matt and Kate's sabbatical, in today's show.
Can you get tickets to see Taylor Swift give the commencement speech for NYU? Can you match the plastic surgery to the celebrity? Do you get paid to poop? The answers to these questions, plus Mother's Day edibles, in today's show.
Should movie theaters have intermissions? When was the last time Kate peed her pants? Should you buy expensive shampoo?
The answers to these questions, plus equestrians, in today's show.
Will you have ads in your Netflix? What are the best and worst cities for dating? Are swim trunks swimsuits? The answers to these questions, plus forgetting your passport, in today's show.
Why does 4/20 exist? Which movies are drawing people to the theater? Do more people save or spend their tax refund? The answers to these questions, plus keeping your phone cool, in today's show.
What goods have seen the biggest price increases? What do employers think about employees who turn their cameras off during Zoom meetings? How do you pick your favorite child?
The answers to these questions, plus tax woes, in today's show.
Is Matt becoming the old man who yells at the neighborhood kids? What are Hello Fresh ice packs made of? Is it appropriate to dial 911 for a Happy Meal?
The answers to these questions, plus J.Lo's engagement, in today's show.
How does Matt think Kate should frighten her kids? Would you take a beer bath? What are the youths in Kate's neighborhood vandalizing?
The answers to these questions, plus early retirement, in today's show.
What feedback did Matt and Kate get about walking the cat? How many Kmarts are left? Can Matt and Kate wrap their brains around the Gen Z app BeReal?
The answers to these questions, plus real headlines vs fake headlines, in today's show.
Who is pregnant? What phrases make no sense to someone born after the year 2000? What "adult conversations" is Kate having that her kids aren't allowed to hear?
The answers to these questions, plus puppy scams, in today's show.
Are Kate's half-marathon ambitions falling apart? Why is Peppa Pig appealing? How does Matt plan to hunt for eggs?
The answers to these questions, plus Dunkin' cosmetics, in today's show.
Who attacked Kate's eye? What are effective ways to scare your children? What dead rock star is getting the opera treatment? The answers to these questions, plus Matt and Kate ponder their relevance, in today's show.
What new concessions are available for the new baseball season? Is Justin Bieber competing with Selena Gomez? Is Hailey Bieber pregnant?
The answers to these questions, plus no makeup, in today's show.
Should you use your laptop on the toilet? Can you trap the Easter Bunny? Do Matt and Kate want their corpses to be propped upright in a club when they die?
The answers to these questions, plus piñatas, in today's show.
What does your coffee order say about your personality? What beverage can you drink in the metaverse? What is the latest Peeps-based food item?
The answers to these questions, plus Circus Peanuts, in today's show.
Why is Kate failing to train for her half marathon? Why does Matt want an exoskeleton? Can you return a puppy because it eats poop?
The answers to these questions, plus the wrong Will Smith, in today's show.
How can you save on Easter candy? What emoji do Matt and Kate recommend? What creepy movie is getting a prequel? The answers to these questions, plus The Sports Bra, in today's show.
Do Matt and Kate approve of April Fools? Are you sick of hearing about Will Smith? Should you flip off other drivers?
The answers to these questions, plus The Beave vs The Biebs, in today's show.
What musician canceled his show so he could attend the Final Four? Would you like to greet aliens to Earth? Should you smell your shoes?
The answers to these questions, plus gassy husbands, in today's show.
How badly did Kate mess up her cookie recipe? What will Matt do now that chili season is ending? Would Icarus be able to fly closer to the sun with modern wing technology?
The answers to these questions, plus a Celebrity Feud Game, in today's show.
What makes someone a picky eater? When is cursing good for you? Should you or should you not dye eggs for Easter?
The answers to these questions, plus Kate's near-death experience, in today's show.
What happened at The Oscars last night between Chris Rock and Will Smith? How do you fall back asleep when you wake up in the middle of the night? What Wordle spinoffs are available?
The answers to these questions, plus fake drinks, in today's show.
What animal are you in Zoom? What is the latest movie to become a musical? Who is the bigger traffic offender: Matt or Kate?
The answers to these questions, plus agree to disagree, in today's show.
Can Matt determine which grocery items are more expensive than a gallon of gas? Why won't Kate get coffee for her husband? Which profane celebrity was on Sesame Street recently?
The answers to these questions, plus Celebrity Dead or Alive, in today's show.
Are there more wheels or doors in the world? Should Matt worry about being wrong? What is Kate's puppy scared of? The answers to these questions, plus community Keurigs, in today's show.
Did astronauts invent Tang? Why is Kate down on music during Lent? Do sitcoms still have "very special" episodes?
The answers to these questions, plus spinning rims, in today's show.
Is a baby fist a good unit of measurement? What's a Husband Pod? Why are CD sales up?
The answers to these questions, plus Garth Brooks' dye job, in today's show.
Who is the latest celebrity headed to space? Besides winter, what season is coming to an end? Why does the puppy make Kate reluctant to start a garden?
The answers to these questions, plus Post Malone's nips, in today's show.
Why won't Matt buy Guinness on St. Patrick's Day? Why do people use pacifiers at raves? Should you go to Vegas alone?
The answers to these questions, plus pizza buffets, in today's show.
Why are employee perks going away at Facebook? Which mascot would win in a fight? Why shouldn't you mow in the nude? The answers to these questions, plus Worlds of Fun memories, in today's show.
Have Matt and Kate changed driving habits since gas prices jumped? Will Kate tell Matt he has moon face? Is it vasectomy season?
The answers to these questions, plus kids don't drive, in today's show.
Will Kate's puppy become friends with a robot vacuum? Did Kate get the puppy for the show? Should you run background checks on the people you date?
The answers to these questions, plus Abraham Lincoln's take on the internet, in today's show.
Who is Kate's latest family member? What hacks can you employ to eat less or more in a sitting? How early is too early for spring break? The answers to these questions, plus dog sweaters, in today's show.
What are some easy, affordable home upgrades? Do you need to bless every sneeze that happens during a sequence of sneezes? What is most likely to influence who you are: genetics or your astrology sign?
The answers to these questions, plus karma, in today's show.
Kate is on spring break, and we'll be back with a new podcast this Thursday, March 10.
Thanks for listening. We couldn't do it without you.
Who said it: Bruce Wayne or Lil Wayne? Do opposites attract? Does Matt have a small-appliance addiction?
The answers to these questions, plus Justin Bieber makes us feel old, in today's show.
Is it rude to say "no problem" in response to a thank you? Does leftover Chinese food lead to amputations? What shows will make Kate run better? The answers to these questions, plus baby bump petting, in today's show.
Can Catholics enjoy McMuffin Day on Ash Wednesday? Do Matt and Kate recognize Meteorological Spring? Is Dr. Seuss canceled?
The answers to these questions, plus heated clothing, in today's show.
What are the biggest arguments couples have about food? Does cereal count as breakfast for dinner? What is a dumpster?
The answers to these questions, plus Taylor Swift vs William Shakespeare, in today's show.
Will Matt and Kate go on the Golden Girls cruise? What's the latest ice cream? Why does Kate enjoy Gray Sweatpants Season?
The answers to these questions, plus lying to the children, in today's show.
What are the latest beverages? What's with the lines on red party cups? How do Matt and Kate get motivated to clean the house?
The answers to these questions, plus breakfast in the car, in today's show.
What is the Matt and Kate review of The Tinder Swindler? Which boy band received a dead shark in their fan mail? Does Kate do shots of ranch? The answers to these questions, plus National Chili Day, in today's show.
What should you eat before bed? Is there a medium intestine? Should Kate buy curtains for her neighbors?
The answers to these questions, plus brain tacos, in today's show.
Will Matt and Kate eat squirrel? When does Kate want to die? When will Matt get a cat?
The answers to these queestions, plus donkeys in bathtubs, in today's show.
Can a donette be giant? What are the new jelly beans? Is Kate fun at parties?
The answers to these questions, plus thank you, in today's show.
What should you bring to your Airbnb? Is potato a good perfume? What is dirtier than your toilet seat?
The answers to these questions, plus arctic hotel rooms, in today's show.
How has the iPhone hurt chewing gum sales? Why does Matt panic at self checkout? Does an apple feel similar to a tomato in your hand?
The answers to these questions, plus Pringles mashed potatoes, in today's show.
How did a woman end up with a high heel puncturing her foot? Does ice fishing encourage prostitution? What is Kate's tip for speeding without getting pulled over?
The answers to these questions, plus celebrity college degrees, in today's show.
Can Twitter get people to Tweet kinder things? Can Matt get Kate to play Mariokart? How does making the bed affect your health?
The answers to these questions, plus Matt and Kate impersonate St. Patrick, in today's show.
Will Kate slap the bag for Valentine's Day? Should fifth graders give romantic Valentine's cards? Should you drink more coffee? The answers to these questions, plus alcohol enthusiasts, in today's show.
When should you use the Biting Lip emoji? Why would you call the cops on Valentine's Day? Why would you not want to live to be 100?
The answers to these questions, plus Peloton's severance package, in today's show.
Why does Jeff Bezos want to dismantle a Dutch bridge? What is Bud Light NEXT? Are men more responsible for a successful Valentine's Day than women? The answers to these questions, plus old hags, in today's show.
What are the worst Valentine's gifts? Should Matt get buried like Dracula? Has Kate been getting wasted since Dry January ended? The answers to these questions, plus firepit weather, in today's show.
What type of toes do you have? Did Dale Earnhardt's ghost force someone to drive the wrong way on the highway? What slang is becoming extinct? The answers to these questions, plus Bob Ross on repeat, in today's show.
What are the most popular sports superstitions? Should Matt put on weight, clothes, or something else? Who will put up curtains first: Kate or her neighbors?
The answers to these questions, plus slippers, in today's show.
How do you get rid of ear worms? Do Matt and Kate slap the bag? Why should you turn on subtitles?
The answers to these questions, plus hooligans performing shenanigans, on today's show.
What ice cream should you give for Valentine's Day? How is Matt infecting himself? Does Kate light tires on fire?
The answers to these questions, plus too much wine, in today's show.
Should you put Pam or Crisco on your sled? Should you name a roach after your ex? What is Kate's Valentines Pizza recipe? The answers to these questions, plus duck off, in today's show.
Why are Kate's Christmas lights still up? Why is Matt obsessed with a fake cowboy? What are the results from Dry January? The answers to these questions, plus masked chest bumps, in today's show.
Why are the Olympics weird this year? What happened when 100 monkeys were on the loose? Does the Kool-Aid Man or Macho Man Randy Savage own the phrase "oh yeah"? The answers to these questions, plus cardigans, in today's show.
Did Matt film any misbehavors on his flight? Why won't Kate wear a scarf? How do people behave in Portland?
The answers to these questions, plus selfie tips, in today's show.
Is it a bad time to start dating? What is financial infidelity? What celebrity fiancée wears a thorn ring?
The answers to these questions, plus Nuggets of Love, in today's show.
Do Matt and Kate approve of the new M&M characters? What is the weather outlook for February? Should you put ice in your wine? The answers to these questions, plus Kate's dry January approaches an end, in today's show.
What is with the multicolored grids on social media? Why does Kate want to limit her kids' sports activities? How can you become a Wienermobile driver?
The answers to these questions, plus a dog wearing shoes, in today's show.
How should you bet on the Super Bowl? Do potheads hang at the senior center? Which Matt and Kate host had a pager in high school, and did they sell drugs?
The answers to these questions, plus the latest candle abomination, in today's show.
Should you boil your chicken in NyQuil? Should Matt cause a scene on a plane? Why should you turn off the sound in a video game?
The answers to these questions, how to spell names, in today's show.
Why is Matt experiencing FOMO? Can Shawn and Camila still be friends? How many hours do you use your phone each day?
The answers to these questions, plus a burrito on your steak, in today's show.
Should Matt drink blood? Should you accept chalk as payment? Why do British people sing in an American accent?
The answers to these questions, plus a lady with a child's voice, in today's show.
What theme song have Matt and Kate been messing up? Is Kate experiencing fun effects due to Dry January? Which fast food joint is selling Speedos?
The answers to these questions, plus potatoes, in today's show.
What anatomically correct Lego sets are available? Have Matt and Kate had covid? How does Kate's daughter ruin everything?
The answers to these questions, plus dead celebrities, in today's show.
Can Matt match the slogan with the product? What are the latest bizarre posts from St. Joe's Nextdoor? What are the lyrics to the Crocodile Mile commercial?
The answers to these questions, plus Chiefs spoilers, in today's show.
What is the latest plant-based fast food? Should you lie to your children? When should you honk your horn?
The answers to these questions, plus rockstar names for your baby, in today's show.
What is Taco Bell up to this time? What is Go Go Juice? What books and movies should Matt and Kate consume?
The answers to these questions, plus Hoverounds and Segways, in today's show.
Do mothers have memories of their babies being babies? At what age do kids start playing mind games with each other? At what age should kids stop spilling food all over the car?
The answers to these questions, plus a big Little Caesars milestone, in today's show.
Will Kate's dog-sitting experience convince her to get a puppy? What are the phrases we want to see go away in the New Year? What are the best cities for maintaining your New Year's Resolution?
The answers to these questions, plus party-sub Bloody Mary, in today's show.
What 80s TV ads do Matt and Kate remember? Why did Kate buy ugly shoes? What is the new abomination from McDonald's?
The answers to these questions, plus pee breaks, in today's show.
How should one drive in the middle lane? What is the latest 80s spinoff? Why should you befriend a little old lady?
The answers to these questions, plus car DVD players, in today's show.
Should you consider a fake hickey? Should you schedule difficult conversations with your companion once a week? Who were the topped searched athletes, musicians, and actors of 2021?
The answers to these questions, plus the wrong Kardashian, in today's show.
Is Gen Z making Millenials less relevant? Wendy's or Applebee's? Should you mix different types of alcohol?
The answers to these questions, plus slipping the tongue, in today's show.
What cities should you move to? How did Kate's teacher insult her in Spanish? What are the top emoji of 2021?
The answers to these questions, plus New Years Resolutions, in today's show.
Can you pack too much underwear? Did Apple choose an ugly shade of green in iMessage to shame Android users? Who is the Elmer in Elmer's Glue?
The answers to these questions, plus pre-fab gingerbread houses, in today's show.
Note: We are on break and will be back with new shows starting January 3. Thanks for listening. - Matt and Kate
Can you refrigerate red wine? Do Kate's kids have too many pajamas? Did pirates have limes?
The answers to these questions, plus pitting out, in today's show.
What Chipotle merchandise should you buy? Is Matt hip with the kids? Does grease contain electrolytes?
The answers to these questions, plus the Sample Lady, in today's show.
What side effects did Matt experience after getting his Covid booster? Kate is dog sitting: is it a trap? Is your tree messing with your wifi?
The answers to these questions, plus pop-up bars, in today's show.
What are Matt and Kate's sled injuries? Which Die Hard films are Christmas movies? What aromatic log should you get for your fireplace?
The answers to these questions, plus year-round Christmas lights, in today's show.
Can you give used gifts? Why does Kate want to ensconce Matt's desk in shrink wrap? Real tree or fake tree?
The answers to these questions, plus Oreo wine, in today's show.
What is Kate's hangover cure? Does keg beer cause worse hangovers than other beers? What are the best places to hide Christmas gifts?
The answers to these questions, plus Dr. Jesus, in today's show.
What is the latest Hollywood production involving Kansas City? What animals are in the Nativity Scene? Would you survive 24 hours in a hotel room filled with constant Christmas music?
The answers to these questions, plus time travel, in today's show.
What's Kate's trick for scoring seat upgrades? How much do the 12 Days of Christmas cost? How does Pete Davidson attract hot women?
The answers to these questions, plus fat Magic Mike, in today's show.
How do you pronounce Coulier? What are the Urban Dictionary definitions for Matt and Kate? Did Kevin Costner have a stunt butt?
The answers to these questions, plus Marlena gets possessed, in today’s show.
What is octogenarian slang? Will Kate curse at the children and referees when she coaches basketball this weekend? Will Matt and Kate write a musical?
The answers to these questions, plus print-worthy Tweets, in today's show.
Which iconic movie home can you Airbnb? What is the top slang of 2021? What are the top Youtube videos of 2021?
The answers to these questions, plus painting your Christmas lights, in today's show.
Is a slumber party a good gift? Can Matt match the superhero with the superhero catch phrase? How much of The Jetsons future exists today?
The answers to these questions, plus long fights with little kids, in today's show.
What are the results of Matt and Kate's quiche vs pizza survey? Why are vehicles losing heated seats? What are the grossest Thanksgiving foods?
The answers to these questions, plus Arby's for your model railroad, in today's show.
What did various fast-food items cost when they debuted decades ago? What nefarious deeds did Kate do to become Homecoming Queen? What sayings make you sound old?
The answers to these questions, plus candy scalpers, in today's show.
How did Matt blow it this time? Are pizza and quiche types of pie? Should Tony Danza play Mario?
The answers to these questions, plus Kate's kids review Home Sweet Home Alone, in today's show.
What do Matt and Kate think about the new truck stop? Is Kate a lottery junkie? Why did the cow go down the slide?
The answers to these questions, plus disobeying your Thanksgiving host, in today's show.
What time should you travel on Thanksgiving? Does Kate have a substance issue? What do Matt and Kate think about astrology?
The answers to these questions, plus Inbox Zero, in today's show.
What do the critics say about Home Sweet Home Alone? Should Kate pluck her head hairs? Is road bingo an acceptable car activity for kids in the year 2021?
The answers to these questions, plus a shot glass of gravy, in today's show.
Why do you forget what you are doing when you walk into a room? Should you butter your Pop Tart? What perks does Matt receive for managing his parents' cell plan?
The answers to these questions, plus modern panhandlers, in today's show.
What anniversaries does Kate celebrate? Does Matt remember how to eat a cupcake? What's more important: toothbrush or toothpaste?
The answers to these questions, plus second-hand vaping, in today's show.
How long have bears been wiping with toilet paper? Should you eat salmon from the road? Can Matt and Kate win at tongue twisters?
The answers to these questions, plus video-game workouts, in today's show.
Can you have tequila at breakfast? How many alcohol-themed country songs can Kate name? How old is too old to attend a bachelor party?
The answers to these questions, plus Monday Mindbenders, in today's show.
Whats it an atomic clock? Which reality TV show coming back after 20 years off the air? What creepy ways can you get someone's phone number?
The answers to these questions, plus Kate's scam update, in today's show.
Are there more deer guts on the road this year? Should you wash brand-new clothes? Why do elementary kids play the recorder?
The answers to these questions, plus sober spending, in today's show.
Is a vacuum an acceptable gift? How did Kate defeat a scammer? What is Black Irish?
The answers to these questions, plus a movie anniversary makes Matt and Kate feel old, in today's show.
Has Kate finished her kids' Halloween candy yet? Is leftover spaghetti better than fresh? Is Facebook for old people?
The answers to these questions, plus Matt doesn't want people to see his Instagram, in today's show.
Is it rude to ask for a gift card? Should you put chocolate in your chili? How do you make a cinnamon-roll bowl?
The answers to these questions, plus new words, in today's show.
What spooky films do Matt and Kate recommend? What famous actor's face is behind the Michael Myers mask? What smell is Kate into?
The answers to these questions, plus scaring your children, in today's show.
What is Kate's latest car failure? Can Matt find a social life? Why are cassette's popular again?
The answers to these questions, plus slaying vs sleighing, in today's show.
Should you let the kids watch Youtube? What drinking holiday are we celebrating today? Why does Kate know so much about Ireland?
The answers to these questions, plus dogs being naughty on camera, in today's show.
What spooky emoji are available? Does Kate sound like a stripper? What is the latest Lego project to get Matt and Kate hyped?
The answers to these questions, plus Christmas scheming, in today's show.
What incentives would get you to move to a small town? What has Bud Light done to egg nog? Is Fireball a good cough syrup?
The answers to these questions, plus countdown to Black Friday, in today's show.
What big social media company might change their name? What celebrity birthdays make us feel old? How do you butter popcorn?
The answers to these questions, plus banana with mayo, in today's show.
What does Kate have stuck in her teeth? What is Adele's death-row meal? Should you vacuum hair?
The answers to these questions, plus carrot prep, in today's show.
Did Covid kill the flying car? What snack-cake news has Kate hyped? How do you pronounce "Ye," Kanye West's new legal name?
The answers to these questions, plus nostalgia addiction, in today's show.
How is Tinder helping singles attend weddings? Does Oprah's rose garden contain some sort of truth-telling power? Should schools serve parents alcohol at all school functions?
The answers to these questions, plus egg nog, in today's show.
What storefront is Amazon opening on Kansas City's Country Club Plaza? Can Matt guess the captain? What is the latest Mountain Dew variant?
The answers to these questions, plus Kate's dog status, in today's show.
Should you install a second toilet in your bathroom? Why is the red flag emoji showing up all over the internet? Was Kate rude to her neighbor?
The answers to these questions, plus chili, in today's show.
What is Squid Game? Why does Kate's daughter wear sunglasses inside? Which classic holiday film is getting a reboot?
The answers to these questions, plus Adele vs Taylor Swift, in today's show.
What exciting new scents are available for candles? When is the correct time to put up and take down Christmas decorations? What dating service should a 100-year-old woman use?
The answers to these questions, plus a special Matt and Kate recipe, in today's show.
What condiments should you put in your coffee? What is the largest Lego set? What is Kate's problem with the pumpkin patch?
The answers to these questions, plus the Voice of McDonald's, in today's show.
Which famous people are related to each other? What is the latest cereal collaboration? How do you put condiments on a burger?
The answers to these questions, plus Matt and Kate reminisce about malls and arcades, in today's show.
Which big tech companies would Americans like to see go away? What pizzas are the celebrities consuming? How should you eat cornbread?
The answers to these questions, plus shots of sour cream, in today's show.
How much wine and chocolate do you need to consume to get healthy? Will it be a cold or hot winter? Why doesn't Kate want to make snowpeople?
The answers to these questions, plus The Ultimate Halloween Candy Power Ranking, in today's show.
How did Matt and Kate handle the Facebook outage? Can botox cure your headache? What is the latest variety of Snickers?
The answers to these questions, plus Daylight Saving countdown, in today's show.
How much do things cost at The Dollar Tree? What was Matt's first "incident" with the robot vacuum? What is a spatula?
The answers to these questions, plus wine attire, in today's show.
Is the BBC sarcastic? Will Kate help alleviate the clown shortage in Northern Ireland? Is The Dollar Tree out of leaves?
The answers to these questions, plus an old puppy, in today's show.
Are slides shoes? Where did the word "hotdog" come from? Is Britney freed?
The answers to these questions, plus Kate's husband loses his wedding ring, in today's show.
Which Skittle is coming back? Have serving sizes gotten smaller? What transportation do astronauts use on Earth?
The answers to these questions, plus professional drinking, in today's show.
What has Matt learned after viewing the season finale of F Boy Island? What does the therapist think about Kate's brain? Who will be in the reboot of American Gladiators?
The answers to these questions, plus dead wrestlers, in today's show.
What trashy TV show has Matt enthralled? How many booze-infused events take place at Kate's kids' school? Who are the stars of the new Mario film?
The answers to these questions, plus National Drink Beer Day, in today's show.
Who should wear shapwear? Is Subway bringing Jared back? What's cuffing season?
The answers to these questions, plus drunken cleaning, on today's show.
It it cold enough to drink red wine? Nilla Wafers or vanilla wafers? Do semi trucks have bathrooms?
The answers to these questions, plus Matt's van life, in today's show.
Are Matt and Kate hungover from celebrating the equinox? Would you drink turkey and gravy soda? Is there a better way to open your condiment packets?
The answers to these questions, plus North Korea, in today's show.
When will the leaves change? What weather is appropriate for the pool? What chores should you pay your kids to do and what should they do for free?
The answers to these questions, plus the autumnal equinox, in today's show.
Why should we care about pop stars' heights? Can you still subscribe to Tiger Beat magazine? Did Kate enter the mosh pit at the Garth Brooks show?
The answers to these questions, plus Nick Jonas' sweater, in today's show.
What new candies are headed to our mouthes this Christmas? Are you using too much soap, detergent, and toilet bowl cleaner? Will Kate carve a jack-o-lantern?
The answers to these questions, plus Matt and Kate Bingo, in today's show.
What new emoji are coming to your phone? Why does Kate dislike the clown emoji? Why does Matt like the clown emoji?
The answers to these questions, plus Harry Potter turns 20, in today's show.
Why should you be shopping for Christmas right now? Should Matt live in a van? Should you give ranch to the children on Halloween?
The answers to these questions, plus the Matt and Kate take on the new iPhones, in today's show.
Which state are you most likely to die from animal attacks? Why is there an ATM at Kate's church? What caused Kate to sign up for so many jobs at her kids' school?
The answers to these questions, plus Matt and Kate analyze the video of the cat that fell into an American Flag, in today's show.
Do we trust Britney Spears' new fiancé? Did Justin Bieber display the future of fashion at the VMAs? How creepy are Facebook's sunglasses?
The answers to these questions, plus Name That Football Movie Coach, in today's show.
What TV shows should you watch before the kids get old enough to process all the sex, violence, and nudity? Why should you go to bed later than the children? This week or next week?
The answers to these questions, plus inviting the neighbors, in today's show.
Does the sun make you drive fast? Who is hotter: Tom Selleck or Burt Reynolds? Is Britney free?
The answers to these questions, plus moonshine and prison wine, in today's show.
What is the difference between an air fryer and a convection oven? Why should you have your kids eat cookie dough early in life? How can you use sweet potatoes to protect yourself from wild animals?
The answers to these questions, plus school photo day, in today's show.
Who is the latest celebrity to turn 40 and make us feel old? When is one over the hill? Do Matt and Kate trust robot lawnmowers?
The answers to these questions, plus gross air fresheners, in today's show.
How will Matt fare in Kate's new game, Tinseltown Terminations? Where did the Magic School bus travel? Is Michael Caine attractive?
The answers to these questions, plus "new" Netflix shows, in today's show.
Does "y'all" have ties to Topeka? Cheddar or Velveeta? How did Kate narrowly avoid a road-rage incident?
The answers to these questions, plus a Dew update, in today's show.
Did Kate fool her children with nondairy ice cream? Is Jeff Bezos related to Bozo? Would you rather buy Michael Jordan's dirty or clean boxer briefs?
The answers to these questions, plus the future of Kauffman Stadium, in today's show.
If you go to bed late, should you set your alarm earlier than usual? How much liquid can Kate's hair hold? Are suck and blow the same thing?
The answers to these questions, plus auditory hallucinations, in today's show.
What celebrity did Kate meet at the grocery store? Has Kimye reunited? Should you read a book or watch trashy TV before bed?
The answers to these questions, plus the fate of Matt's computer, in today's show.
What is the latest in Cheeto news? Where do you need to travel to buy liquor on Sundays? Where should you buy your McDonald's gear?
The answers to these questions, plus Food Beast, in today's show.
What makes a picky eater? How should you scratch things off a list? Should you keep booze in your desk?
The answers to these questions, plus Kate loves bleach, in today's show.
Why is the naked baby suing Nirvana? Who is responsible for your coffee burns? Why should you change the voice on your smart assistant?
The answers to these questions, plus mapping your house with your vacuum, in today's show.