Lindsey Trahan: Recent Episodes
Lindsey Trahan
Welcome! I'm Lindsey Trahan! I love all social media, and my newest love is PODCASTS! I can listen anywhere!! My 1 and only podcast for now is with my mom! Mother knows best!! (Guess who came up with that title) Thanks for listening!
RHOBH is completely fake and we have differing opinions on Denise and the threesome. RHONY are the OGs and they’re all in heat. Two fine men on the beach is a ticket to 2nd base! Below Deck is going to lose our interest if they lose Hannah and Captain Sandy is a monster with a sidekick name Malia
We are following a Real Housewife schedule. Every 2 weeks we’ll record an episode. I must say. We are running out of reality tv to watch. Bachelor Rewind is still happening but we don’t care of Allie. We are keeping up with RHONY and the spectacle that Leah is. Is Ramona right? BRAVO BRAVO F*CKING BRAVO is keeping us going!
We took a 2 week break along with our favorite housewives. We are keeping with Jada and Will along with our girl Brittany Spears and her entanglement. RHONY is a hot mess and staged. We were living to see Kris Jenner at Kyle’s charity event
We are starting to get back to normal here in Texas with lots of stipulations of course. We are still rooting for RHONY and RHOBH to get better story lines but Gwen is definitely on Denis’ side. Lindsey is still a fan of Below Deck sailing and we are so excited for Hannah on Med.
We have mixed emotions! Are we going to have any shows left to watch this fall? We are tired of RHONY and the Dorinda Rage! We are also over Kyle’s behavior on RHOBH! Below Deck Sailing is still a fan favorite for Lindsey but sinking quickly for Gwen. We are wait for June June for Below Deck Med! Call Her Daddy is the type of reality drama we really like, money, love and ended friendships!
We are happy to be finishing quarantine! But we are starting to get concerned about what we will watch this summer. I am pleased with RHOBH because last summer with puppy-gate was horrible! We have mixed emotions about RHONY we are not sure about Leah! Lindsey is enjoying Below Deck Sailing but mom thinks no one else is! LOL! Summer House is over but we are worried about them not getting to record this summer!!
We are so deep unit the archives of TV we are back to HBO Sopranos. We are still keeping up with our favorite reality TV shows such as Summer House, a Vanderpump aka terrible, and Family Karma our new favorite. We are also talking about life in quarantine and our daily schedules.
We have been on a tv binger. Of course starting with our favorites like Summer House and Below Deck Sailing. Even reminisced on old Below Deck from the past. We have been on the the Netflix train of Love is Blind and Mark is still only 24. And we are dumb founded by Tiger King and the white trash we witnessed.
In times of quarantine we need to podcast! We are closing up Peter’s season of the bachelor! Can you believe how terrible it was and how we never stopped watching!? We are excited about Below Deck Sailing and Summer House. Poor Carl doesn’t stand a chance to Lindsey and will Kyle break up with Amanda? We are over the Shah’s of Sunset because we don’t like watching Destiny. We are interested in Family Karma and their Indian culture!
Peter is banging on the fantasy suits! Not if he knows what’s good for him! We are also loving Below Deck Sailing! We are over Vanderpump. We are still loving Summer House and we see the writing on the wall with Amanda.
The lost episode!! This episode did not get posted on time! Our review of our thoughts on Peter’s hometowns! Have a listen and let us know what you think about the ultimatum!
Bachelor Peter is getting more boring as the episodes go on. We can’t wait to find out what Victoria F did. We are not happy with Vanderpump. We are excited about Below Deck Sailing even though the chief stew is no Kate! We are so excited Shah’s are back!
Bachelor was 5 hours this week! Wow what a marathon! We know nothing about the girls or about peter. We are predicting the winner and the next bachelorette. Could it be Hannah B again!? Below Deck has been too long! We are excited for Below Deck Sailing! We are excited for Summer House!
Bachelor Peter was duped. He didn’t see it coming. And Regina George....I mean Victoria P is going down! Below Deck was great but not great enough for us to remember anything. Vanderpump was in Miami! Jax and Sandoval slept in a twin size bed? We can’t wait for the shah’s, summer house, and sail below deck!
Mom is fast forwarding every time Peter talks. Victoria looks like Regina George and has a sad story. Alayia was involved in a witch hunt, but she coming back. Below Deck is getting to be too long and we are over Rylye. Great Tom was totally in the wrong about Stassi’s party. We can’t wait for Summer House and Shah’s! Summer TV is going to be great!
The Bachelor is full force. Producers are trying to make Peter look like Nick! Aka perm. Champagne-gate what priceless. We are loving Below Deck and feel bad for Courtney. Vanderpump is all about Kristen I’m so over it. RHWofAtlanta Nene titty out. RHWofNJ we are tired of Theresa’s kids.
January is at least 90 days long! We are so excited about Peter the Pilot mostly because we love the girls in the house. We don’t believe it was a coincidence that Peter met Kelley at the 4 Seasons before the show started. Below Deck is still holding strong and RHWofDallas is in full racial discussion mode.
We are back. Happy New Year people! The Holidays slowed us down a bit! We are here talking about our resolutions, reality tv, and new business! We watched Below Deck and Real Housewives is New Jersey and Dallas!
Happy Post Thanksgiving! Why don’t you start by joining my workout group... oh wait. Below Deck is getting juicy... literally. Men’s tight pants are a no go. Gaylord Texan or Disney World! Thanks for listening! Don’t forget to subscribe!
We are back people... again!! We are post car wreck and back in action! Dancing with the Stars and thank god Vander Beek is gone! We are still keeping up with the real housewives of Dallas! And so many current events like Victoria Secret Fashion Show is a no go!
We are still sick!? But don’t worry because we watched Dancing With The Stars and we are just as shocked as Peta that her and Lamar are still on! Listen for our winner predictions! Below deck has a lull and needs to turn into the next Jersey Shore because that’s our favorite show of all time. Real Housewives is about to Jump the Shark as well and we throw it back to when Jo was a “wife.” We are obsessed with lots of pop culture this week. Ukrainian orphan who turns out to be a 24 year old scammer. Barstool Sports and Call Her Daddy is always a hot topic! Listen for more!! And don’t forget Mother Knows Best!
We are back people! Vacation and lack of equipment is not longer!! Bachelor in Paradise is over and we are relieved. Dancing with The Stars is back! We are excited about Real Housewives of Dallas!! We are ready for the new Below Deck
Bachelor in Paradise better set it up because it’s on the downhill for Lindsey. We love Southern Charm Stag Ball and Southern Charm New Orleans wedding!! Below Deck was interesting with the “trashy” girls! We are excited about what’s to come and of course we talk about Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders!
Bachelor in Paradise is going down. We have to commit to 2 episodes a week. Southern Charm New Orleans is freezing in Florida. Southern Charm is freezing in Colorado. We are obsessed with bodybuilder YouTubers.
The Bachelorette is over! Hannah went home alone, and who will be the next Bachelor? We are excited about Southern Charm New Orleans and Southern Charm. We aren’t too thrilled with below deck! We can’t wait for next week TV and dancing with the stars!
Bachelorette has sex in the windmill twice! We love Tyler and we are now voting for him for bachelor!! The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and their highlighter dresses!! Southern Charm is in Colorado and Madison has a banging body and Craig has a man-gina!
Real Housewives of New York is ending on a high. Still the best in the franchise!! Bachelorette Hannah straddle lots of men! Below Deck we are having a hard time understanding many of the accents. Thrilled with The Hills reboot that’s all we have to say!
The Bachelorette bored us to sleep. We are obsessing over Southern Charm New Orleans because we love the Beta boyfriend and the red headed football player. Southern Charm Charleston is losing its steam maybe because of TRav being off the show or maybe because they went camping 2 weeks in a row! Real Housewives of BH is so boring a done with. Even Erica Jane hates it. RHWNY will always be one of the greatest franchises of all time! They’re real friends with real drama!
Mom had a slight TV outage so we reviewed the most important Bachelorette. Hannah needs to get rid of crazy Luke P! We are loving Below Deck and we feel bad about the crazy Russian! Southern Charm New Orleans is a new show we are obsessed with! We are also obsessed with a couple playlists from Spotify as well!
We are so excited to have Below Deck back on! We are so excited that we can’t even understand the crew’s accent! Bachelorette Hannah B is delivering and we are here for it. Southern Charm is getting juicy but what a bored in the winter woods!! RHWNY is getting dramatic and RHWBH needs to make a change or else I’m done
Bachelorette is shaping up to be amazing! We love Hannah B. I appreciate her new personality! Summer House and Kyle is still crying and Schwartz’s butt hole is broken. RHWBH costume party is extravagant and Mauricio snapping Kyle’s leotard! Wow! RHWNY is our favorite and the most real! Southern Charm is so great and Austen is a house cat.
We are so happy that Southern Charmed is juicy!! We are done with Vanderpump, we can’t watch anymore. RHWBH needs to be done! New York Housewives are in upstate New York and it looks like a special form of hell. Poor Jordan on Summer House D*ck Don’t Work!
We are here and ready to party! This Sunday morning we are so excited the Bachelorette is back and we don’t hate Hannah B, I know, shocking! We love the selection of guys... listen to who we are here for. Vanderpump Reunion was more James drama with a sprinkle of Arianna and Lala lesbian action. Summer House kept the same pace with poor Amanda taking back drunk Kyle and Carl’s mommy is still in town. RHWBH is boring us to death but give us a Real Housewives on tour show! Mom should get a kickback for that idea! We are excited for the drama on Southern Charm and pretty happy with the first episode in Patricia’s dust mansion. We have some pop culture news Dallas Mavericks Dancers are reminisced. James Charles a predator?? And Call Her Daddy podcast dropped some tea on Real Housewives of Dallas husband cheating! Thanks for listening! Follow us @LindseyRTrahan and @trahanhome
Met Gala or Gaga!! Vanderpump reunion drama poor Raquel! Summer House... Kyle needs a 12 step program? Texicanas feel like our people! Bachelorette reunion... they’re never letting go! Hannah Beast is coming in how and Chris Harrison’s acting. Yikes.
Billboard awards review! And Taylor Swift was there... dancing... of course. Summer House was average. We couldn’t even remember what happened. Vanderpump was getting a little juicy poor Tom Tom have no say in their new restaurant. Real Housewives of New York is still our favorite!! Puppy gate is still happening on Beverly Hills! We are ready for new shoes. Also Lindsey is obsessed with the podcast Call Her Daddy aka it’s rated R
Wow 30 shows! We are still talking about Summer House and the drama on Vanderpump Rules! Real House Wives of Beverly Hills needs to work on the storyline. We want more Erica Jane!!!! We are happy to have Real House Wives of New York is still on top! Way to bring it ladies!
Mom is trying to get away from her obsession with the news. Summer House is still our favorite but Paige is starting to grind our gears. Real Housewives of New York is so boring in the Birkshires!! Beverly Hills still talking about puppy-gate. We are obsessed with other podcasts per usual!
Bitch session!? We talk about the Instagram pyramid schemes from random high schoolmates. Real housewives of New York and Beverly Hills are getting juicy. Poor Tinsley can’t get her man to marry her. Vanderpump and Summer House are keeping us engaged and Paige sounds like Janice from Friends! Subscribe!!
Real housewives of New York has a gangster lunch and Bethany looked top notch! Beverly Hills wedding was hot and boring. Vanderpump in Mexico and the worst ever Katie. Summer house with a $600 bottle of wine. Bumble gossip and smullet drama
We are excited about Summer House and the new people even the D Bag with Danielle and Paige! We love New York house wives per usual! The clam bake and Ramona’s crazy eyes! Lindsey is obsessed with Logan Paul and also has been doing lots of swiping on Bumble!
Real Housewives of New York are they actually alcoholics? We all have a Bachelor hangover! We love the Summer House cast even the guy that’s obsessed with himself. Katie is actually a bully on Vanderpump!! College-gate is quite the drama and the best white collar crime we’ve seen in a while!!
New shows yay!!! Real house wives of New York is back and Beverly Hills Billies are in Mexico still!! The Bachelor is almost over and we are putting money on Hannah B being the next bachelorette... unfortunately! Thanks for the listen!
We watched the Oscars for the red carpet and Lady Gaga!! The Bachelor is still boring, but we are still watching. We can’t wait for the fantasy suits. RHWNJ reunion is juicy and Teresa is going after Melissa and her “White Trash” friend. RHWBH is gold. Erika Jane and her different looks are amazing! We are obsessed with Netflix documentaries and Lindsey asked a guy on a date! Wow!
Real House Wives is Beverly Hills and they’re hair... Erika Jane is my spirit animal. New Jersey reunion was top notch. Bachelor is boring without our girl Demi and if Miss. Alabama is the next Bachelorette I’m boycotting. Don’t Be Tardy For The Party is back!
The Grammy’s redeemed themselves in 2019!! Real Housewives of Beverly Hills is back and Lindsey is PUMPED!! We saw Dancing With The Stars Live and Val was hawt! The Bachelor died this week because Demi left!! Poor Schena all the girls on Vanderpump don’t like her!! Pop culture moment with Brittney Dawn Fitness, Monica Lewinsky pt. 2 and Yes Theory YouTube!! Thanks for listening! Check us @LindseyRTrahan and @trahanhome
We are going to see Dancing With The Stars Live!!! Below Deck reunion was all we could’ve asked for. Living for Tom Tom on Vanderpump! Also infants and boob jobs! Oh my!
We are back. Busy week last week! We are liking the silent virgin bachelor Colton! Living for Vanderpump! Kate is still our spirit animal from BelowDeck! We can’t wait for Real Housewives of New Jersey!
Already over the Bachelor. Will we keep watching!? RHWNJ same storyline different episode. Below Deck is NASTY! Vanderpump got us cracking up about little Tom Tom!! What are we obsessed with!?
What is reality TV... does mother know best!? Vanderpump was a little boring. The bachelor is a Virgin... surprise.... we can’t wait for Real House Wives of Beverly Hills...aka rich B*tches. Mom loves shows about clean/horders!
New Year... same us! We talk about our New Years resolutions as well as Christmas is over!! Real Housewives of New Jersey is juicy and Atlanta are too funny to be fake!! Rachel Hollis documentary is inspiring and mom is making me throw everything away. The Bachelor is coming soon and we can’t wait....even though we hate it a lot of the time! We are back people!
Tv is a little lacking because Christmas is right around the corner. Vanderpump same store round 2. Below Deck new girl thinks she know a lot, but she gets schooled by your favorite Kate. Dirty John was a little bit of a bore... kinda going astray from the podcast. RHWA pick a room any room. Starting a segment of things we are obsessed with. First things first, Netflix and Cardi B. Should I vlog the holiday or should I not. Mom says Lindsey has doubts in her mind. Who knows!
Malcolm Gladwell’s “Broken Record” • Recording with Gwen Trahan. Ashton finally falls off the boat on Below Deck. Vanderpump Rule James Kennedy is the villain, and “she shouldn’t be wearing those shorts anyway”. Dirty John is getting juicy. Real House Wives of New Jersey and Dallas reunion and on point this week. Real world news, aka another missing wife. Lifetime Christmas movies go to Lafayette Louisiana aka our roots!! Holiday baking and we don’t hate Logan Paul anymore!!
I’m sorry Real Housewives of Dallas, but someone is using your face to express their deepest artistic desires. Please help Cameron with the Army Green eyeshadow. Below Deck has played us for 2 weeks in a row, and “I’m not going to lie, this is so fun” Kate is my spirit animal. Victoria Secret Fashion Show let us down. And best of all VANDERPUMP is back ladies and gentleman! TomTom don’t you know you’re just a pretty face (very pretty face) and “it’s not about the pasta LaLa!!! It’s the most wonderful time of the year for Christmas presents and fake Fendi. Don’t miss the stitch!
We are back. Post THANKSGIVING!! Below Deck was a hurricane.. lol. Real Housewives are getting good. We are living for Jersey and Atlanta. Drama in the O.C. And Dallas boring... but we still watching. Holly Madison’s book Down The Rabbit Hole is amazing!!! Behind the scene of the Playboy Mansion!!! We can’t wait for DWTS live even if Bobby Bones was the winner lol
So tired of the Real Housewives of OC. Happy to say that RHWNJ is everything 👏🏻 Below Deck is a little boring but we still love it! Sorry Bosun Chandler 😑 thanksgiving is around the corner so THANKFUL 😘
Really housewives of New Jersey is BACK!! RHOD is getting a second chance!! Below Deck unfortunately, was a bore. And Keto diet talk!!
Happy Halloween! Kardashian’s are the new Victoria Secret Angels! Real Housewives are dying! Below Deck is still EVERYTHING AKA. POOR CAROLINE. Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders! Thanks for listening!
So many shows we arent tbat inferested in.... however we are obssesed with rhe new crew on Below Deck!!! Aka. Hot bosun! Recap of the Shah's of Sunset, Dancing with the Stars, and The Real Housewives. We are way to excited for A Star Is Born. Aka. Hot Bradly Cooper!!
Real housewife recap! Unfortunately Flipping Out is kinda boring!! Why Lindsey is too ADD for movies and our exciting weekend coming up!
Attempting to be on the radio!? Travis Wall is on Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader Making the Team, say what! GG from Shah’s of Sunset engagement ring worth how much!?
Dancing with the Stars excitement. Kentucky recap! Anytime Fitness Conference! Bachelor in Paradise finally over (I’m over it, mom is still in it) Shah’s of Sunset and Below Deck review!
What happens on Tinder, all the real housewive drama, and our love hate for the bachelor!
Mother knows best.... so she says! We talk about our favorite shows and our favorite places in DFW! Hope you enjoy!!