The Teal Boys: Recent Episodes
Carson Jones
The Teal Boys are back to talk about the past year, review some movies, and talk about a future Disney Trip! Buckle up because this here is the wildest ride in the Wilderness!
The boys are back to discuss TikTok fame, Pandemic Disney World, and Carson's superhero origin. Be sure to like rate and subscribe and send this little podcast to all your blood relatives.
The boys dive deep into the vaults of Disney Plus and review the movie that was originally a two part TV event: My Dog, The Thief
As promised this week the boys dive into the classic flick Lord of the Rings: Return of the King and give their thoughts on this epic conclusion to Peter Jackson's critically acclaimed trilogy.
Plus Animal Crossing, Tiger King, and other various movie chit chat.
Also HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARSON!
Live from quarantine a fresh podcast that will either lift your spirits or drive you even more insane. Anyways here's Wonderwall.
The boys solve a mystery, take buzzfeed quizzes, and honestly not much more than that.
Chris and Carson went on a WILD trip to the Big Easy, aka New Orleans. They talk about that as well as a myriad of other topics. Please enjoy!
Riding on the city of New Orleans
Illinois Central, Monday morning rail
Fifteen cars and fifteen restless riders
Three conductors and twenty-five sacks of mail
All along the southbound odyssey
The train pulled out at Kankakee
And rolls along past houses, farms and fields
Passin' trains that have no names
And freight yards full of old teal men
And the graveyards of the rusted automobiles
Good morning, America
How are you?
Say don't you know me? I'm your native son
I'm the train they call the city of New Orleans
And I'll be gone five hundred miles when the day is done
Dealin' card games with the old men in the club car
Penny a point ain't no one keepin' score
Pass the paper bag that holds the bottle
Feel the wheels rumblin' 'neath the floor
And the sons of Pullman Porters
And the sons of engineers
Ride their father's magic carpet made of steel
Mothers with their babes asleep
Are rockin' to the gentle beat
And the rhythm of the rail is all they feel
Good morning, America
How are you?
Say don't you know me? I'm your native son
I'm the train they call the city of New Orleans
I'll be gone five hundred miles when the day is done
Nighttime on the city of New Orleans
Changing cars in Memphis, Tennessee
Half way home, we'll be there by morning
Through the Mississippi darkness
Rolling down to the sea
But all the towns and people seem
To fade into a bad dream
And the steel rails still ain't heard the news
The conductor sings his songs again
The passengers will please refrain
This train has got the disappearing railroad blues
Good morning, America
How are you?
Say don't you know me? I'm your native son
I'm the train they call the city of New Orleans
I'll be gone five hundred miles when the day is done
Season 2 is here! The boys talk Super Bowl, review the Cash Cab guy's stand-up special (topical) and, as always, much much more!
Guess who just got back today
Them teal-eyed boys that had been away
Haven't changed that much to say
But man, I still think them cats are crazy
They were askin' if you were around
How you was, where you could be found
Told 'em you were livin' downtown
Drivin' all the old men crazy
The boys are back in town
(The boys are back in town)
The boys are back in town
(The boys are back in town again)
You know that chick that used to dance a lot
Every night she'd be on the floor, shakin' what she got
When I say she was cool she was red hot
I mean, she was steamin'
And that time over at Johnny's place,
Well, this chick got up and she slapped Johnny's face
Man, we just fell about the place
If that chick don't want to know, forget her
The boys are back in town
(The boys are back in town)
The boys are back in town
(The boys are back in town)
The boys are back in town
(The boys are back in town)
The boys are back in town
(The boys are back in town again)
Spread the word around
Guess who's back in town
Just spread the word around
Friday night they'll be dressed to kill
Down at Dino's Bar 'n' Grill
The drink will flow and the blood will spill
And if the boys want to fight, you better let 'em
That jukebox in the corner blastin' out my favorite song
The nights are getting warmer, it won't be long
Won't be long till the summer comes
Now that the boys are here again
The boys are back in town
(The boys are back in town)
The boys are back in town
(The boys are back in town)
The boys are back in town
(The boys are back in town)
Spread the word around
The boys are back in town
(The boys are back in town again)
The boys are back in town again
Been hangin' down at Dino's
The boys are back in town again
Chris finally bullied Carson into listening to Fleetwood Mac's smash hit 1977 album. Hear their opinions all about one of the best selling records of all time. (Review starts at 29:30)
Plus: Fantasy Update, A new segment that doesn't go super well, a new sponsor, and Chris finally reveals how he hurt his ankle.
Carson's brother, Tony, joins the boys for his thoughts on the Disney College Program, Batman vs Superman, Disney Plus, and much much more
Plus the return of Cast It, Scenes from a Hat, and a special Ad Break
Chris gets some devastating news about Americas Sweetheart
Fantasy Sports Update
The boys talk about their Halloweens and when its acceptable to say Happy Holidays.
Are all dads allergic to cats?
Main Story: Discussing Disney Plus, its available content, and if its worth the money.
Carson gets bullied about music by chris.
Special Guest Josh Timmons joins us for a chat about the upcoming NBA season. Chris and Josh also face off in a disney quiz
Chris and Carson try out someone fun topics of conversation ranging from movie reviews , all the way to needing a haircut. A new sponsor brings its way to the podcast and Carson solves a mystery.
The boys update you on tekashi 6ix9ine, their fantasy football records, and other news. They also cast the live action Hunchback of Notre Dam movie. Main Story: Reviewing Will Smith's 2005 album, Lost and Found.
Chris and Carson are just your average guys. They like to wear teal shirts, talk about everything from fantasy football to upcoming Disney movies, and they are both certifiably weird. Enjoy the first venture into the podcast business.