Wyrd Mountain Gals: Recent Episodes

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Byron Ballard and Alicia Corbin discuss everything under the moon & stars in Appalachia. Old ways, new times & life lived in-between.

Darkest One Yet Also FULL OF TRIGGERS...

Episode Airs Friday 06-13-25 9pm EST

Even though it's heavily edited, this episode is probably still too dark. Please don't listen if you need cheering up or are fragile in any way. This episode is trauma inducing. All the triggers are in here: violence, mental disorders, torture, injustice, horrible deaths. Unfinished business, generational trauma, the list goes on.

It had to come out at least once. Now maybe we can move on.

Maybe

TRIGGER WARNING: Nobody should listen.

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And Then We Sang That One
Episode Airs Friday, 6-6-25 9pm EST

CatDog finally takes his place as the one whos's really running the show. You'll know it when you hear it. Something important happens in this episode that will have long-time listeners asking "did that just happen?" This time you'll know it IF you hear it. Also, this show has a slightly darker feel to it. Maybe a little anxiety inducing..so fair warning!

*Trigger Warning: This episode has a little cussing & some slightly dark stuff in there too.

Lonely Water is a 1973 British public information film made for the Central Office of Information (COI)

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5-30-25
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That Needs To Be On A T-Shirt!
Episode Airs Friday 5-30-25 9pm EST

The Gals are back...feisty and ready to go tell it on the mountain! Alicia said something & Byron instantly tagged it as a T-Shirt. Settle in for some good old-fashioned griping about everything from local real estate to Christians (you know, the usual stuff).

NSFW some swearing but honestly, what did you expect?

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"Moving On"
Episode Airs Friday 5-23-25 9pm EST

The gals had an entire conversation & barely mentioned hurricanes or the devastation caused by humans. Just an ordinary conversation....wait...what?

Hope they're ok!

Thank you for listening to this podcast!

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Asheville

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Episode Airs Friday 5-16-25 9pm EST
"It's Finally Happening Part 2"

The feelings are starting to come out & we the gals are finally talking about it. We find out about the origins of the Wyrdling group as Alicia chats with Ilsa.

We hope you enjoy this episode. Thank you for listening!

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The Wyrd Mountain Gals Show

"It's Finally Happening Part 1"

Episode airs Friday May 9 2025 9pm EST

The Gals are starting to talk about what happened & how it affected them. The stories are coming out & it does get raw, so fair warning.

Quote: "Any time you can end with pie it ain't all bad" ~AC

NSFW a few crows fly out of their mouths but nothing earth-shattering..

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Drinking Whiskey and Eating Jelly Beans
Episode Airs Friday 5-2-25 9pm

The gals are joined by CatDog & Gary for this Beltane episode. Alicia is trying to find something to wear that is not black!! Do you think she can do it? She has something to dance about this year....
Byron takes CatDog's side & declares Alicia the "meanest momma in the world".

Quote: "Losing somebody is hard, but there is always sweetness too. And here, here's a chocolate T-Rex, eat this! ~BB

Thanks so much for listening, commenting, & sharing this little audio file podcast thingy....

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Flotsam and Jetsam, Bits and Pieces
Episode Airs Friday -25-25 7pm EST

We hope you enjoy these separate recordings from earlier in April. In the first part, the gals are having a conversation while Alicia is driving the backroads in Arden & the second part finds our good friend and fellow Wyrdling Sonya telling quite the interesting story...

"You can use flotsam and jetsam to refer to small or unimportant items that are found together, especially ones that have no connection with each other." ~Ai

Thanks for listening!! Thanks for sharing!!

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Asheville

Helene

Flotsam

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The Wyrd Mountain Gals Show
"In Which The Gals Show Off Their Technical Acumen During A Formal Business Meeting"
Episode Airs Wednesday, 4-16-25 7PM EST

The gals let you in on one of their high-powered & energetic business meetings.

We hope you can keep up...

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Episode Airs Sunday 2-10-23
Fizzleheads & Scammers

The gals are in fine form this weekend. They're talking food, food, plants that grow food, some recipes, more food, and (drum roll please) food. They are planning another trip & this time they want company...

Thanks to everyone out there listening, commenting, & spreading the Wyrd. We really appreciate it!

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And Now The Pollen
Episode Airs Sunday 3-30-25 7pm EST

On the 6 month anniversary of Hurricane Helene, talk turns to concern--this time for the fire raging through the hills. The gals are starting to process the events of the recent past, and talking about it does seem to help.

Not too many crows but a good amount of griping....

Thank you for listening!

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""
Episode Airs Sunday 3-16-25 7pm EST

Fiddleheads, Bear Corn, and Mayapples

File length: 54.13

The gals are chatting away in spite of tooth problems and...well you know, all that stuff going on in all those places..

We find out Alicia has never run a trot line & Byron doesn't lay claim to it either.

There's a bit of a theme in this episode and maybe the teeniest tiny warning from Byron.

Thanks as always for listening, sharing, and commucicating with us! We really appreciate it!

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The Wyrd Mountain Gals Show
"Bad Things to Eat and Wonderful People or
Twinkie Flavored Cappuccino or
A Coke And A Dollar"
Episode Airs Sunday 3-9-25 7pm

This week finds the gals in a jovial mood while chatting about their usual plethora of topics. Byron opens up about her father & some old (precious) memories. Alicia is having a fit over the latest Billy Joel song & how old he is now. Byron reminds her that we're all getting old. They soon get down to the serious business of talking about food before taking it to the dog side...

TRIGGER WARNING - lots of violent animal stories. Some pretty gruesome. We'll let you know when to turn off the show before we get there.

Thanks for listening!

Tempo Music - https://www.facebook.com/TempoHendo/

Billy Joel - Turn the Lights Back On - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hexZ5hwia08

National Play Music On The Porch Day - https://playmusicontheporchday.com/

Raising Sand - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raising_Sand

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Low Vibing it at the Cottage
Episode Airs Sunday, 3-2-25 7pm EST

The gals are in fine form & the tales are flowing...

Thanks for listening and sharing with your wyrd friends!
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Quote: Don't go looking for the fuzz...

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The Appalachian Hello
Episode Airs Sunday 2-233-25 7pm EST

One guess as to what happens here..

It's a beautiful day in the Wyrd-hood & the gals enjoy quite a conversation. Byron's on the mend from her dental surgery & Alicia is getting ready for hers..

Ragnar and Frith just being silly. - Ragnar raven and family: https://www.facebook.com/reel/1146906437142692

Vatican Secret Archives: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vatican_Apostolic_Archive

Agate Dad: https://youtu.be/N6ALVSYdRvQ?si=9MOO3nh-QbUWLUj-

We hope you enjoy this episode. We appreciate all of your input, suggestions, comments and yes-even your jeers!

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"The Appalachian Mantra"
Episode Airs Sunday, 2-9-25 7pm EST

The gals share some time talking about ... well, just about everything that comes into their minds while they're chatting. We find out about Byron's terrible pain and how she finds a way to deal with it; all the names for seasoned pork fat (otherwise known as fat-back), that time Alicia wore a crown of....coathangers?!

Quote: "So when you wake up in the morning if you feel like you need to hit the ground whining, I want you to go back to bed & think about it for a minute before you get up" ~ BB

Episode Link here: https://www.podbean.com/eas/pb-38kap-17ee041

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"The Snowdrops are Blooming"
Episode Airs Sunday 2-2-25 7PM EST

Gather around, we're in for a treat. Imbolc is here and Byron waxes eloquent about the Bright Goddess of the Gael. We learn about Byron's favorite "Brigid as a Trickster" story. hint don't listen if you have a delicate stomach!

Quote: "I ain't too bad for a girl that growed up in West by-god Buncombe county" ~BB

Appodlachia: https://www.appodlachia.com/

Keening: The word keening originates from the Gaelic caoineadh meaning “crying”. The keening women (mnàthan-tuirim), paid respects to the deceased and expressed grief on behalf of the bereaved family.
~The Keening Wake (keeningwake.com)

Trigger Warning: Do not listen if you have a delicate stomach. There's a gross element to Byron's favorite trickster story.

Thank you for listening and sharing our little podcast. We appreciate your help spreading the Wyrdness : )

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"Teeth and Frustration"
Episode Airs Sunday 1-26-25 7pm EST

The gals figure out almost right away how to handle today's politics---non-attachment. Byron has a good time creating a one-of-a-kind hat. They talked about sore winners & how to deal with them. Talk moves on and on until the inevitable "Appalachian goodbye".

Thank you SO MUCH to all of you "wyrdos". We are so grateful for you!

FAFO

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"Self Hand and Copy"
Episode Airs Sunday 1-19-25 7pm EST

The gals talk beer, dads, art projects, regeneration, food pantry protein, and more.

The conversation is quiet and casual. Crayons and horses.

We hope you enjoy!!

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"Hunk a Hunk a Hoop Cheddar Cheese"
Episode airs Sunday 1-12-25 7pm EST

The gals have a lively conversation, subjects range from Byron's book launch at Malaprops, Alicia's business ideas, some cool local spots, and CatDog has a cameo!

Citizen Vinyl: https://citizenvinyl.com/

Malaprops Bookstore and Cafe: https://www.malaprops.com/

Quote: "I could chew up a battleship and spit out tenpenny nails" ~Byron and her Mother

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A look back. A look ahead. We play a few clips & invite you to guess what the gals are talking about....

Omens, signs, feelings of dread and finally Helene.

Then on to 2025!

Trigger warning--not for the squeamish or nervous. Lots to be offended or upset by. Yes, it's dark in Appalachia. Take note.

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DigitalWitchery

While we are gathering memories from this past strange year, we thought you might enjoy this episode from 2023. Stay tuned for a look back on 2024--coming soon!

And thanks for listening! We really appreciate it :-)

The Wyrd Mountain Gals Show
Episode airs Sunday, 12-22-24 7pm EST There's Always A Story - RecapOriginal Episode Aired: December 24th, 2020 7pm We hope this episode finds you happy & healthy! Enjoy :-) The gals are winding down after a long holiday season & their hearts are full (We're not sure if it's eggnog, turkey, or something else!). Books-A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L'EngleThe Physics of Christmas by Roger Highfield #SantaIsCreepy#SantaIsMagic#WyrdMountainGals#DigitalWitchery#VintageChristmas

12-15-24

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"They're Making a List and Checking it Twice But It's Not About Who's Naughty or Nice"

Episode airs Sunday 12-15-24 7PM EST

Plans are forming. Lists are being made. Cards are being searched out and signed. The old neighborhood has a new church service & Byron can't wait to attend. We invite you to come listen and find out about the rest of it for yourself.

We hope you enjoy this latest episode & want you to know that your comments, stories and donations have meant so much. Things are not back to normal in our region yet and there is still a lot of need, and you are still rising to answer the call as you can. Thank you!

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12-08-24
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"It's Just Dystopia, Don't Worry"

Episode airs: Sunday 12-8-24 7pm EST

The gals have a laid-back recorded Zoom meeting this week in which we learn that Byron's starting to watch Dune Prophecy. Alicia is eager to geek out with her about it & off they go.. Both agree that the sex detracts from the somewhat-complicated storyline. We get caught up on the Temple's latest goings-on.
Byron's lab results came back & the results shows that she might be human (are you surprised?).
Alicia tells us about that time her truck window was shattered late one night while she was driving home on the Interstate. The talk moves on to gratitude.

Of which we are. Grateful that is. Thanks to you we've been here chatting away for a long time now. Thanks to our listeners, many people who survived Helene go to eat, fuel up their car, be warm. We notice and appreciate it more than words car convey. So thanks not only for listening, but for being there when we need you!

Please keep sharing with your friends who can handle it. :-)

Quote: "That's my life...Phantasmagoria" ~BB

Phantasmagoria: a bizarre or fantastic combination, collection, or assemblage.

From Google: Prolonged stress can affect DNA by causing epigenetic changes, which are modifications to the DNA that don't alter the genetic sequence itself but can influence how genes are expressed, potentially leading to changes in behavior and health outcomes due to the altered gene activity; this is primarily achieved through the influence of stress hormones like cortisol on DNA methylation pattern.

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The Wyrd Mountain Gals Show
"CatDog Zooming With The Gals"
Episode Airs Sunday 12-1-24 7pm

This episode finds the gals inching closer to whatever normal used to be. It feels vaguely familiar and also a little unsettling to be recording their plans for the upcoming holiday. They talk about the Revelator deck & how customized it feels. We get some specific advice from Byron about the cards and learn that she'll be back at Asheville Raven and Crone to read on Tuesday afternoons starting this week*. Their conversation is easy-going for the most part. You can tell they are glad to remember days gone by.

Cartomancy: the practice of using a deck of cards for fortune-telling or divination.

He's like the government, he's listening.

*It's probably a good idea to call and make a reservation if you want Byron to read for you. (828) 424-7868

Thanks for Listening!!

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11-22-24
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"Hi Lo Jik Jack"
Sunday 11-22-24 7pm EST

The gals are in a fairly good mood. Maybe because they've gotten enough sleep (listening to the podcast!). They're getting ready for the upcoming manic week. There's not too much kvetching, but lots of static on the audio...

Hope you like it!

Thank you for sharing this among your friends. We really appreciate it!

Ralph Stanley singing "O Death"
https://youtu.be/2xmRWj7gJEU?si=xX2vFx5RvIscocbH

More info here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/O_Death

Lyrics
O, Death
O, Death
Won't you spare me over til another year
Well what is this that I can't see
With ice cold hands takin' hold of me

Well I am death, none can tell
I'll open the door to heaven or hell

Whoa, death someone would pray
Could you wait to call me another day

My Mother came to my bed
Placed a cold towel on my head

Well my head is warm, my feet are cold
Death is a movin on my soul

Oh, death how you're treatin' me
You've close my eyes so I can't see

Well you're hurtin' my body
You make me cold
You run my life right outta my soul

Oh death please consider my age
Please don't take me at this stage

My wealth is all at your command
If you will move your icy hand

Oh the young, the rich or poor
Hunger like me you know

No wealth, no ruin, no silver no gold
Nothing satisfies me but your soul

O, death
O, death
Wont you spare me over til another year
Wont you spare me over til another year
Wont you spare me over til another year

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"It's Never Gonna Be a Hallmark Movie"
Episode Airs Sunday 11-17-24 7pm

This episode finds the gals cutting up in the temple, reminiscing about everything from Christmas to sweet memories of their fathers. Byron talks a bit about an upcoming trip. It seems they are acclimating to the new state of their world since Helene brought the region to it's knees. The break in the day to record the show is both a relief and a place to kvetch for them.

WARNING! As usual, it's raw & there are some subjects and some words that could get you in trouble at work or in front of most kids.

Please note: If you're looking for something to be offended by, this is the podcast for you! Please share with your Wyrd friends. Thanks yall!

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A Place of Wild Enchantment....with a Trigger Warning

It's been a hard week and the gals are weary. So, why are they laughing so much? How in the world did they manage to sneak in a longer than average episode (1hr 15min!). We hope you enjoy the sounds of two giddy gals stuck in a hurricane's aftermath in Asheville.

*Note TRIGGER WARNINGS all over this episode. Animals, people, death & suffering. This episode is not for the squeamish or folks with a nervous disposition.

Thanks for listening! Thanks for the help with supplies, money, advice, gift cards, podcast shares, and baked goodies.

Please don't forget us here in WNC. We're still hurting & probably will be for a long time to come.

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Knights of the Rectangle Table at the
Mother Groove Temple of Lucid Dreaming
Where Everything is Gonna Be Ok...

Episode Airs Sunday 11-3-24 7pm
https://www.podbean.com/eas/pb-6nja4-1729b0c

This episode finds the gals taking a break to record & naturally the conversation turns to the upcoming election, and music, and lucid dreams, and and and ...

The gals are tired but grateful for the many good things. Too many to name them all. It just feels good to sit in the quiet cool (also quite cool!) little temple and take some time to relax and share some stories.

Quote: I mean when Jason Momoa's in the world, would you visit Tucker Carlson? ~BB

*Note - This is our life since Helene gut-punched our region. We're it sharing with you unvarnished. No opening music yet-it's not time. (But soon!). We're getting there. If y'all keep helping with donations for those in need, kind works, or whatever you can do, it WILL happen. We'll Survive Helene. And these damned political commercials too.

Thank you for sharing our podcast. It really helps us!

**This episode has been edited so much that it's almost wholesome.

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Wyrd Mountain Gals
Episode Airs Sunday 10-27-24 7pm EST
A Day In The Life

Come take a listen as the gals "do what they do" post Helene at the Mother Grove Temple in Asheville, NC. We're not even pretending life is back to any kind of normal (whatever that means). Lots of background sounds as the work seems to never stop. We hope you enjoy.

Thanks for listening! We really appreciate it.

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3 weeks into Helene & the gals are still wrestling with their emotions but are clear-eyed and focused on their work.

We hope you enjoy this "unvarnished" episode.

Thank you for your help!!

Hurricane Helene upended life as we know it in WNC. This was recorded about a week afterwards.

PayPal: info@mothergroveavl.org
Venmo@mothergrove--goddesstemple

9-22-24
Wyrd Mountain Gals
The Stupid Stuff
Episode Airs Sunday 9-22-24 7pm EST

Alicia is ready for the country to settle down. She & Byron have a calmer than usual conversation hitting on alot of their normal topics--real estate, politics ("what is wrong with this country?"), being a kid, death, old memories, the veil, and the like. You can tell Samhain is already having an effect on them...

Thanks to all who listen, comment and share our wyrd little podcast among those who can handle it.

No trigger warning (hard to believe)

Buncombe County Public Library System: https://www.buncombecounty.org/governing/depts/library/default.aspx

Hypnic jerks — also called sleep starts — are sudden, involuntary muscle contractions you may experience as you are falling asleep. Hypnic is short for hypnagogic, a word that describes the transition between wakefulness to sleep, which is when these jerks occur.

Revelation 3:20 (King James Version) Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me.

Quote: "We're going backwards to the stupid stuff" ~BB

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"Crunchy Time Part 3"
Episode Airs Sunday 9-15-24 7pm EST

In this (shorter than usual) episode Byron explains the profound influence Carol Christ had on her & the upcoming book "Feral Church". Alicia confesses her problem with getting rid of books. Byron loves her some mayo, and Dukes is the ONLY one she wants on her prefect tomato sammich. We find out Byron's big secret.......

A great big thank you to everybody who listens, comments or shares this wyrd podcast. We really appreciate it!

Carol P. Christ: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carol_P._Christ

Feral Church (coming soon): https://feralchurch.org

Internet Archive: archive.org

Quote: "All that lo-carb bread is, is a mayonnaise delivery system" ~Byron Ballard

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"Crunchy Time Part 2"
Episode Airs Sunday 9-8-24 7pm EST

Byron's neighborhood is still up in arms about the little bear & they both get heated about people and their lack of common sense. Byron's been listening to several old & new favorites. Alicia is searching for things that are "real".

Thank you all for listening, commenting and spreading the wyrd-ness among those who can handle it.....

Calum Graham: https://youtube.com/@calumgrahammusic?si=fXh18y1bDWiMuHgc

Steeleye Span: https://youtu.be/3zzwbYyvWiU?si=P7JV8AuBtjXMZZyc

Billy Strings: https://youtu.be/VFEZOjtrwls?si=bQtnM1ubvNUTvHUZ

Seymour Washington & Townes Van Zandt -Backstory to "Waitin Around To Die": https://youtu.be/WnM52cegyS8?si=WGelzAsZNvNcpU2T

First Time Reaction to JOHNNY CASH - “HURT”: https://youtu.be/Ydi_5GxvZ0w?si=QryCqG6hCRZakpOW

Appalachia's Burning - Tuatha Dea: https://youtu.be/bT736DWyhys?si=Ve1rFdRHSQKDpNzQ

Centrist: having moderate political views or policies.
"a centrist politician". Centrism is a political outlook or position involving acceptance or support of a balance of social equality and a degree of social hierarchy while opposing political changes that would result in a significant shift of society strongly to the left or the right. Wikipedia

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"Crunchy Time Part 1"
Episode Airs Sunday 9-1-24 7pm EST

Byron shares some info about her feet. her current event, and her opinion of local real estate trends. Alicia shares instructions for washing clothing on the rocks and is guilty of egging Byron along. Of course she had a few stories too.

Thanks SO MUCH for sharing our podcast with your wyrd frends! It really helps us out : - )

NSFW

Trigger Warning Violent descriptive thoughts spoken out loud at . Don't listen! Just don't listen if this could bother you.

Templefest: https://www.facebook.com/TOWtemplefest/

Supersize Me: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Super_Size_Me

Buzzard Rock: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBRq0mj1eqw

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The Wyrd Mountain Gals Show"It's the Sports Response"Airs Sunday 8-25-24 7pm EST Byron doesn't want to camp on the ground anymore, Joe inadvertently names the podcast, and Alicia falls into the YouTube rabbit-hole. They find out that they were both in love with Jacques Cousteau. The subjects are wide-ranging with at least one trigger warning, maybe more. Not too many crows though! We hope you enjoy this episode. TRIGGER WARNING!! Sexual deviancy discussed and who knows what else? Don't listen if you are sensitive to strangeness and/or worldly topics. When False Fall Visits The South: https://youtu.be/97bGA99wufQ FULL SPEECH - Hillary Clinton: https://youtu.be/Iwpttgh2kRY?si=eNhUyWU0E-gNQTd4 FULL SPEECH - Michelle Obama: https://youtu.be/Dor2sNHwqXc?si=UDhUn7uyYUXzdvlH FULL SPEECH - Barack Obama: https://youtu.be/cPc-Wi-D_Zs?si=seW24kM74XSwpf-Y Humans age dramatically at two key points in their life, study finds: https://www.cnn.com/2024/08/20/health/dramatic-human-aging-scli-intl-wellness No, the Maya did not predict the end of the world on 21 June 2020: https://www.syfy.com/syfy-wire/no-the-maya-did-not-predict-the-end-of-the-world-on-21-june-2020 List of dates predicted for apocalyptic events: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events In the Bible, Matthew 24:36 says, "But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only". This verse is about when the Son of Man will come, and it compares it to the days of Noah. In Noah's time, people were eating, drinking, marrying, and giving in marriage until the day the flood came and took them all away. The verse says that when the Son of Man comes, it will be similar, and that people will not know what will happen until it happens. Alicia & Byron's list of things to watch if your insomnia won't go away: ABANDONED 1800’s Farmhouse With EVERYTHING Left Behind: https://youtu.be/kgvJD9pKl5Q?si=806UMxunaHzr7d9l 100 TOP LIVE CAMS around the world! | SkylineWebcams: https://www.youtube.com/live/_Tf7ImIRBeM?si=serf20thcpiAQ5Uv Where's George Bill Tracking My Bills With Hits: https://youtu.be/ZNVu_-o8zao?si=JI9Ur460gv1ZLQFD South Carolina Tin Flipping for Snakes! Finding Copperheads and Rattlesnakes Under Cover!: https://youtu.be/2nzJyhDMrHI?si=zWYGqBxHGdAn7Yjy Torrential Rain uncovers Fantastic Finds that I need your help with. Mudlarking the Thames -July 2023: https://youtu.be/_SvALLwAcAQ?si=8cvZ6DrHCCMHO3lU Outhouse Diggers: https://youtu.be/L4p4Y_EnX3Q?si=hl3D5QB46gz8zYc4 Absolutely Amazing What we Found Magnet Fishing in the River: https://youtu.be/ZuUrAC2vDSI?si=FcQFO54WHBkyYe5P I found my BIGGEST diamond ring ever metal detecting at the beach!: https://youtu.be/hITg691YdZc?si=Er91Hm48rKOL7ifo Finding THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS While Magnet Fishing!!! FULL SAFE: https://youtu.be/_74Drs4T6vA?si=EImjHCovObVFiQfF The Undersea World Of Jacques Cousteau All Episodes: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLqik2JEkKL7VrqI4quw32uz5Fnx54r38J&si=ecxNRTNrFQk5rBYN OUT OF THIS WORLD - Galaxy Acrylic Pour: https://youtu.be/Yu24V7vWt5Q?si=STZVgrkQPjOy5pkT #WyrdMountainGals#EndTimes#ByronBallard#MattMitchell#insomnia#DigitalWitchery

The Wyrd Mountain Gals Show
Episode Airs Sunday 08-18-24 7pm EST
Dreams, Omens, Tower, Star Part 1
Episode Airs Sunday 8-18-24 7pm EST

Byron's getting ready to go to the Appalachian Herb Fest with a brand new set of classes and you can hear the happiness in her voice as she talks about it. The talk moves at a good cli, with topics ranging from the Tower to the Star and lots of good stuff in between. We hope you enjoy this episode!

Appalachian Herb Fest: https://www.wisteria.org/herbfest/

Oliver Anthony My 1 year Update since Rich Men North of Richmond : https://youtu.be/hv6jgW5jObw?si=_OfygIkzjY7H7WtJ

Lake Eden Arts Festival: https://theleaf.org/

John C. Campbell Folk School https://www.folkschool.org/

Affinity group: a group of people who share a common interest or goal and belong to it either formally or informally.

A Short History of the Rise, Fall and Rise of Subliminal Messaging: https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/a-short-history-of-the-rise-fall-and-rise-of-subliminal-messaging/

Miranda Lambert - Mama's Broken Heart: https://youtu.be/7yg05svXp98?si=OGZyG1b94uJpBdl-

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The Wyrd Mountain Gals Show
A Pig Holder and Hope
Episode airs Sunday 8-11-24 7pm EST

Well alrighty then, there's alot packed into this episode. The gals are stoked about some things, jaded about some things, & angry about some things. We find out why Byron quit her job.

*Note-Byron has started verbally crowing herself out! It's how she saves Alicia time.

See if you can guess which words go together.

Pig
Horn
Funny
Politics
Horror
Jaded
Bear
Hope

****Big Ole TRIGGER WARNING here: politics, animal cruelty, human stupidity, general pessimism (gloom despair and agony on me)

Pig Holder: https://www.businessinsider.com/tim-walz-midwinspiron 15estern-dad-kamala-harris-2024-8

Byron's Blog: www.MyVillageWitch.com

Turkish sharpshooter Yusuf Dikec takes the internet BY STORM at the Paris Olympics: https://youtu.be/LvXwXKjIP0A?si=Xk8RQePs3Q4clV3q

This Pole Vaulter Lost a Medal But Somehow Won the Olympics: https://www.facebook.com/share/v/yvsiwFxiieZ8Hoh5/

King Arthur sculpture, Cornwal: https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fvebzlednttp61.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3D42da7f88b42a74f295d4c8724ec9ecd5b3297afa

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The Wyrd Mountain Gals Show
"The Traveler Returns Home" Part 2
Episode airs Sunday 8-4 2024

The gals have so much to talk about that it stretches to 2 episodes

Part 2
The stories continue on....
The beer was better but Byron still drank P&G Tips tea while she was travelling. They even get into politics a little (nobody's surprised about that!)

TRIGGER WARNING These episodes can get pretty rough and scary, especially the subjects of politics & AI. Probably best if you didn't listen to it. ;-)

Nineteen Eighty-Four by George Orwell: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nineteen_Eighty-Four

Drew Lynch - Being Married To Someone With ADHD: https://youtu.be/v3I0YsfMJS8?si=SYt9ar0JHo6lfS_x

Trae Crowder - The Liberal Redneck "Porch Rants": https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL45Mc1cDgnsB-u1iLPBYNF1fk-y1cVzTJ&si=w0mBgThZcVFmDqby

Matt Mitchell: https://www.youtube.com/@alostrich/featured

COVID Data Tracker: https://covid.cdc.gov/covid-data-tracker/#datatracker-home

North Carolina Respiratory Virus Summary Dashboard: https://covid19.ncdhhs.gov/dashboard

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Part 1
Byron is back and full of......stories about her trip (what were you thinking?) There's so much to unpack since she left & not just her suitcase. Alicia wants to know everything. Every. Thing. From there they turn to what's going on in the US since she left & are introduced to the idea of the downed tower. The episode ends on a cliffhanger when Alicia announces that she bought something....

TRIGGER WARNING This episode got pretty rough and scary, especially the subjects of politics & AI. Probably best if you didn't listen to it. ;-)

The Wyrd Mountain Gals Show
"The Traveler Returns Home" Part 1
Episode airs Sunday July 38 2024

The gals have so much to talk about that it stretches to 2 episodes

Byron is back and full of......stories about her trip (what were you thinking?) There's so much to unpack since she left & not just her suitcase. Alicia wants to know everything. Every. Thing. From there they turn to what's going on in the US since she left & are introduced to the idea of the downed tower. The episode ends on a cliffhanger when Alicia announces that she bought something....

TRIGGER WARNING This episode got pretty rough and scary, especially the subjects of politics & AI. Probably best if you didn't listen to it. ;-)

RenAdventures: https://www.renadventures.com/

The Museum of Witchcraft and Magic: https://museumofwitchcraftandmagic.co.uk/

Bodmin Moor: https://www.visitcornwall.com/regions/bodmin-moor

Jamaica Inn: https://www.jamaicainn.co.uk/

St Necktan's Glen: https://www.st-nectansglen.co.uk/

Mên-an-Tol: https://cornishancientsites.com/ancient-sites/men-an-tol/

Dozmary Pool: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dozmary_Pool

The Lost Gardens of Heligan: https://www.heligan.com/

Alicia's art photos: https://www.instagram.com/gtfoi/

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It's Not Standard
Original Episode Aired Sunday, 1-8-23 7pm EST
Recap: Sunday 7-21-24 7pm EST

The gals are feisty, oh so feisty. We find out that Byron doesn't care much about....barbeque AND Chili (gasp). Byron talks about her upcoming trip to Scotland and we learn that her upcoming festival calendar is even busier than last year.

Byron's favorites:
Onions, garlic, peppers, cabbage all sauteed together with alot of black pepper ground up in it

Firm tofu toss with peanut butter and then toss in steamed broccoli. sometimes i chop up onion in that too.

Get a brie. Put a dollop of some kind of jam with it & put it in the oven till it gets soft.

Nabor's Drive In - https://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_Review-g48984-d1820906-Reviews-NA_BERS_Drive_In-Bryson_City_North_Carolina.html

Barbecue Inn in Asheville Shuts Doors for Last Time After 50 Years - https://bbqjew.com/2011/07/10/barbecue-inn-in-asheville-shuts/

Road Trip Coffee - https://holyspiritmonasterygifts.com/monks-mountain-coffee-ground/

The Great Retirement - https://blog.adeccousa.com/2022-hiring-trend-great-retirement/

Asheville water problems: What happened and the numbers involved - https://wlos.com/news/local/asheville-water-problems-what-happened-and-the-numbers-involved

Teledoc - https://www.teladoc.com/start/?utm_medium=sem&utm_source=google&utm_campaign=sem_google_th_enr_us_fm_web-mobile_brand_bob_gen_ecpc_event3&utm_content=search_tdh_gen_brand-generic_text_na_na_na_na_liv-hp&utm_term=teledoc_e_12009158636_115657028803_kwd-48904327307&pk_source=google&pk_medium=sem&pk_campaign=sem_google_th_enr_us_fm_web-mobile_brand_bob_gen_ecpc_event3&gclid=CjwKCAiAqt-dBhBcEiwATw-ggJRge7ETIpA-4SJayGiV31p8XiUnueRbsG10AjIWY2rTJloTWElkPxoCg-MQAvD_BwE

Quote: Critical thinking will save your life. Use your own brain ~ A

Everything you wanted to know about WWE weapons - https://www.sportskeeda.com/wwe/everything-you-wanted-to-know-about-wwe-weapons/7

Chief Wahoo McDaniel - https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Wrestling/ChiefWahooMcDaniel

Coates Produce - https://coatesproduce.com/CornmealsGritsSoups_c_15.html

Chicken in a Biskit - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_a_Biskit

Hickory Farms - https://www.hickoryfarms.com/search?q=charcuterie⟨=default

Euromarket of Asheville - https://www.facebook.com/EuromarketofAsheville/about/?ref=page_internal

The Swiss Colony - https://www.swisscolony.com/

Gypsy Queen - https://gypsyqueencuisine.com/ or https://www.facebook.com/pages/Gypsy%20Queen%20Cuisine/466490740411873/

The Madness - https://www.themadnessavl.com/

Asheville is "Foodtopia" - https://www.exploreasheville.com/foodtopia/

Joyce Kilmer Memorial Forest - https://www.fs.usda.gov/recarea/nfsnc/recarea/?recid=48920

Random Street Views - https://randomstreetview.com/

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Byron's Dilemma
Sunday July 14 2024 7pm

The gals have a last chat before Byron's trip out of the country and Alicia asks all manner of questions about it. What train are you riding? What's your favorite pub? Why is the sky blue? The conversation moves fast, with hardly any bitching about politics...

The Scottie: https://www.thescottie.co.uk/

Uncle Roger: https://www.mrnigelng.com/

Drew Lynch: https://drewlynch.com/

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"The Longest Day And The Longest Conversation To Go With It" Part 2
Episode Airs Sunday 7-7-24 7PM

In this episode (2nd of 2 parts) The gals talk about how they miss the discounts Biltmore House used to give to local residents. They talked about their old jobs there & we hear a few stories about their time working at the historic mansion and it's grounds. Then they move on to food, but not just any food......wild, old-time food.

*TRIGGER Warning There's surely something in the podcast to offend, traumatize, or just piss you off.

Quick-Release Multi Cherry Pitter - https://www.oxo.com/quick-release-multi-cherry-pitter.html

Dr. Lawrence Afrin: https://drtaniadempsey.com/lawrence-afrin/

Willie Nelson Health Concerns: https://parade.com/news/fans-concerned-willie-nelsons-health-update-concert-cancellation-jun-2024

Petrichor is the term coined by Australian scientists in 1964 to describe the unique, earthy smell associated with rain. It is caused by the water from the rain, along with certain compounds like ozone, geosmin, and plant oils. and in soil.

CAROL BURNETT - A Woman of Character ~ PBS - American Masters: https://youtu.be/MLbtZ3d9w6o?si=4HiqiRMzWHx83xUk

Asheville Gets High on Mushroom Tourism: https://www.theassemblync.com/culture/food/asheville-mushroom-tourism/

Stonehenge covered in powder paint by Just Stop Oil: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cw44mdee0zzo

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"The Longest Day And The Longest Conversation To Go With It" Part 1
Episode Airs Sunday 6-30-24 7PM

This episode (1st of 2 parts) finds Byron lamenting that her cucumbers are done. Done. Yep, D-O-N-E. It's all because of the infernal heat that's been in the region lately, & they go on to discuss the impact of unusual weather patterns on human behavior, with Alicia comparing the current summer rush to her busy times in the hotel industry. After that it's on to this thing, then that thing, then the other thing! Over an hour and a half of content before they finally rein it in. Here are some links from the 1st episode. We hope you enjoy!

Willie Nelson Health Concerns: https://parade.com/news/fans-concerned-willie-nelsons-health-update-concert-cancellation-jun-2024

Petrichor is the term coined by Australian scientists in 1964 to describe the unique, earthy smell associated with rain. It is caused by the water from the rain, along with certain compounds like ozone, geosmin, and plant oils. and in soil.

CAROL BURNETT - A Woman of Character ~ PBS - American Masters: https://youtu.be/MLbtZ3d9w6o?si=4HiqiRMzWHx83xUk

Asheville Gets High on Mushroom Tourism: https://www.theassemblync.com/culture/food/asheville-mushroom-tourism/

Stonehenge covered in powder paint by Just Stop Oil: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cw44mdee0zzo

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The Wyrd Mountain Gals Show
"The Looooongest Hottest Funnest Solstice"
Show Airs Sunday, 6-23-24 7pm est

Episode Length: 1:06

Byron is in heaven on earth (so to speak). She's at Wisteria-one of her favorite places. Alicia is knee-deep in her own hoopla. Their conversation covers multiple topics.

*TRIGGER WARNING*** Lots of talk of a dreadful future ruled by robotic ai overlords..

If you are a "nervous" type of person, try this episode instead: https://www.podbean.com/ew/pb-kz84f-145123c

Eliza: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ELIZA

Wisteria: https://www.wisteria.org/

United Plant Savers: https://unitedplantsavers.org/

Root Cause Farm: https://www.rootcausefarm.org/

Here's the AI summary of our conversation. Oy....

Here's the AI Summary of our conversation. What do you think?

Casual Chat Amidst Challenges

Alicia and Byron had a casual conversation while they were working on a task together. Byron shared that she was based in Southern Ohio and was instructing Alicia on how to move some items. They also discussed the challenging Wi-Fi connection due to their locations in valleys. Despite the tough situation, Byron managed to maintain a positive attitude, which Alicia couldn't help but notice.

Foraging Experiences and Environmental Concerns

Byron and Alicia talked about their experiences with foraging and the impact of human activities on the environment. Alicia shared her childhood memory of using a walking stick to prevent snakes and other animals from attacking her while foraging. They also discussed a recent news article about a couple who moved to the countryside to start a business foraging wild ingredients for cocktails. Alicia expressed her concern about the depletion of natural resources due to over-harvesting and urged people to be more responsible in utilizing these resources. Byron agreed with Alicia's perspective and proposed to discuss it further.

Discussing AI, Land Use, and Nature

Byron and Alicia discussed various topics including their recent travels, their experiences with AI in customer service, and the importance of responsible land use. Byron shared her belief in the healing power of nature and her admiration for the United Plant Savers' efforts in preserving land for future generations. They both highlighted the negative impacts of overpopulation and the importance of respecting the natural world. Alicia and Byron also discussed some of the challenges they've encountered with AI in customer service, with Alicia expressing frustration about having to navigate AI systems to reach desired services.

Future Technology and Society Debate

Alicia and Byron discussed their differing views on the future of technology and its impact on society. Alicia expressed her initial enthusiasm for AI and robotics but later voiced concerns over its potential over-reliance and the need for improved integration. She also highlighted the importance of self-sufficiency and producing for use rather than profit. Byron, on the other hand, expressed discomfort with the increasing industrialization and large-scale agriculture, favoring traditional, more sustainable methods. Both agreed on the potential negative impact of technology on children, privacy, and the distraction from important activities.

Summer Solstice Celebrations and Family Backgrounds

Alicia and Byron discussed their plans for the summer solstice, with both deciding to organize their own celebration. They talked about the importance of this day in their culture and how it was a good opportunity to appreciate nature. Alicia shared her plans to plant seeds and honor her loved ones, while Byron mentioned a group gathering with women. They also discussed their family backgrounds, with Alicia sharing her family's storytelling tradition and Byron talking about her Southern American roots. Both reflected on the impact of technology on their communication and language, and how they have adapted to it.

Managing Human Population and Innovative Solutions

Byron and Alicia discussed the challenges of managing the growing human population. Alicia proposed mass sterilization and the creation of bio-machines as potential solutions, but both acknowledged the moral and practical difficulties with these ideas. They agreed that finding a solution would require innovative thinking. Alicia also referenced her latest book and a character in it who was similar to a species from the Twilight series, highlighting the topic's sensitivity.

Alicia and Byron's Favorite Spots and Experiences

Alicia and Byron took a break from their usual discussion topics and shared their fondest locations, including Hickory Grove and Katrina's property by the river. They highlighted the personal and sacred significance of these spots for them. They also discussed their recent experiences, emphasizing the importance of being present and enjoying the company of loved ones. Lastly, Alicia introduced a new feature on YouTube and shared an observation about a video she watched that incorrectly classified Western North Carolina as Tennessee, reflecting the potential for learning through online resources.

Alicia and Byron's Tech Talk and Camping Stories

Alicia and Byron discussed their experiences with technology, specifically YouTube and Facebook. Alicia expressed her belief that YouTube is becoming more prominent and may eventually surpass other social media platforms. They also discussed the advantages of Google's platform over Facebook, such as its capability to handle various file types and translations. The conversation then shifted to food and camping, with Byron sharing her recent experience of working at a festival with an abundance of pizza. Alicia shared her excitement about an upcoming band show and her recent sighting of a black vulture.

Band Updates and Workplace Support

Alicia announced the addition of Steve Gomez and Natalie Selby to the band, with Gomez playing keyboards and percussion and Selby on drums. Alicia also shared plans for a "porch jam" event and a family-friendly show she will be hosting. The pair also discussed future collaborations, including with Judy R.

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"Of Radishes & Music" Part 2
Episode airs Sunday 6-16-24 7pm

Byron is feeling good: no pain, tooth ordeal finally over & now it's time to......find some Portulaca seeds. Alicia mourns the loss of the busking scene in Asheville. They go on to take a dive into the street musician scene in Asheville, comparing then to present day.

Quote: "Music is in our bones here, and that's the truth of it." ~BB

Heather Cox Richardson: https://heathercoxrichardson.substack.com/about

Jerry Clower: https://www.mswritersandmusicians.com/mississippi-writers/jerry-clower

WNCW: https://www.wncw.org/

Don Pedi: https://www.wncw.org/podcast/friday-feature-of-the-week/2024-05-20/the-music-program-close-to-home-finds-a-new-home-on-wncw

Asheville busking scene: https://avlwatchdog.org/asheville-buskers-are-singing-the-blues/

The "Official" (think tourism) spin on the Asheville busking scene: https://www.exploreasheville.com/stories/post/ashevilles-busking-scene-keeps-music-in-the-air/

Abby the Spoon Lady: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPETY6-6NCMqoWneLosBZ2A

Jim Hampton: https://www.youtube.com/@jimhamptonmusic

Ashley English: https://www.smallmeasure.com/new-page-71

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"Of Radishes & Music"
Episode airs Sunday 6-9-24 7pm
Episode link here:

Byron is feeling good: no pain, tooth ordeal finally over & now it's time to......find some Portulaca seeds. Alicia mourns the loss of the busking scene in Asheville. They go on to take a dive into the street musician scene in Asheville, comparing then to present day.

Quote: "Music is in our bones here, and that's the truth of it." ~BB

Heather Cox Richardson: https://heathercoxrichardson.substack.com/about

Jerry Clower: https://www.mswritersandmusicians.com/mississippi-writers/jerry-clower

WNCW: https://www.wncw.org/

Don Pedi: https://www.wncw.org/podcast/friday-feature-of-the-week/2024-05-20/the-music-program-close-to-home-finds-a-new-home-on-wncw

Asheville busking scene: https://avlwatchdog.org/asheville-buskers-are-singing-the-blues/

The "Official" (think tourism) spin on the Asheville busking scene: https://www.exploreasheville.com/stories/post/ashevilles-busking-scene-keeps-music-in-the-air/

Abby the Spoon Lady: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPETY6-6NCMqoWneLosBZ2A

Jim Hampton: https://www.youtube.com/@jimhamptonmusic

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The Wyrd Mountain Gals Show
We Don't Care What You Call It 0 Part 2
Episode Airs Sunday 6-2-24 7pm

Episode link here: https://www.podbean.com/eas/pb-qy927-162d42c

The gals decide an "alternate" reunion would be better for their kind of folks. No home game, no golf, just a really good band, the senior class play and a visit to the art exhibit...

They go on to talk about the upcoming weekend and Alicia learns that Decoration Day is not named after the practice of decorating the family graves.
Somehow they manage to talk about religon AND politics. Then comes a revelation about Tower Time...

Quote: "It aint my thing, it never was my thing, and it continues to not be my thing." ~BB

Land of the Sky Marching Band Festival: http://www.enkaband.com/

John Lackey: https://www.ncbandmasters.org/ncba-hall-of-fame/john-lackey

TO A MILLENIAL KINGDOM: THE NAZI ARYANIZATION OF CHRISTIANITY
Daniel Lucca Honors Thesis: Department of HistoryUniversity of Colorado Boulder Defense Date: April 5th, 2018: https://www.colorado.edu/history/sites/default/files/attached-files/lucca_thesis.pdf

The ‘Jayhawk Nazi’ used religion to stoke hate. Let’s not fall for it again. Max McCoy: https://kansasreflector.com/2023/11/12/the-jayhawk-nazi-used-religion-to-stoke-hate-lets-not-fall-for-it-again/

Tennessee Brando: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaHkDyvWVXXAGyG2lURMaYg

Chaos at Oversight Committee: https://www.politico.com/video/2024/05/17/chaos-erupts-at-oversight-hearing-after-mtg-makes-fake-eyelashes-jab-1307611

Matt Gaetz evokes ‘standing by’ language adopted by Proud Boys as he attends court with Donald Trump: https://apnews.com/article/matt-gaetz-donald-trump-proud-boys-daed52f145929eefc8deaf2bfee32e47

Nabers Drive In: https://www.onlyinyourstate.com/north-carolina/nabers-drive-in-bryson-city-in-nc/

Mama Gina LaMonte: https://www.mamaginamusic.com/

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The Wyrd Mountain Gals Show
We Don't Care What You Call It 0 Part 1
Episode Airs Sunday 5-26-24 7pm

Episode link here:

The gals decide an "alternate" reunion would be better for their kind of folks. No home game, no golf, just a really good band, the senior class play and a visit to the art exhibit...

They go on to talk about the upcoming weekend and Alicia learns that Decoration Day is not named after the practice of decorating the family graves.
Somehow they manage to talk about religon AND politics. Then comes a revelation about Tower Time...

Quote: "It aint my thing, it never was my thing, and it continues to not be my thing." ~BB

Land of the Sky Marching Band Festival: http://www.enkaband.com/

John Lackey: https://www.ncbandmasters.org/ncba-hall-of-fame/john-lackey

TO A MILLENIAL KINGDOM: THE NAZI ARYANIZATION OF CHRISTIANITY
Daniel Lucca Honors Thesis: Department of HistoryUniversity of Colorado Boulder Defense Date: April 5th, 2018: https://www.colorado.edu/history/sites/default/files/attached-files/lucca_thesis.pdf

The ‘Jayhawk Nazi’ used religion to stoke hate. Let’s not fall for it again. Max McCoy: https://kansasreflector.com/2023/11/12/the-jayhawk-nazi-used-religion-to-stoke-hate-lets-not-fall-for-it-again/

Tennessee Brando: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaHkDyvWVXXAGyG2lURMaYg

Chaos at Oversight Committee: https://www.politico.com/video/2024/05/17/chaos-erupts-at-oversight-hearing-after-mtg-makes-fake-eyelashes-jab-1307611

Matt Gaetz evokes ‘standing by’ language adopted by Proud Boys as he attends court with Donald Trump: https://apnews.com/article/matt-gaetz-donald-trump-proud-boys-daed52f145929eefc8deaf2bfee32e47

Nabers Drive In: https://www.onlyinyourstate.com/north-carolina/nabers-drive-in-bryson-city-in-nc/

Mama Gina LaMonte: https://www.mamaginamusic.com/

WyrdMountainGals

@ByronBallard

MamaGina

TowerTime

DigitalWitchery

Tennessee_Brando

The Wyrd Mountain Gals Show
"Breakfast Candy Part 2"

Episode Airs Sunday, 5-19-24 7pm

Episode Link Here: https://www.podbean.com/eas/pb-jb2xp-1617cc0

Alicia thinks this is the "20 Confessionss" episode.

Byron is taking her vitamins on this sunny/breezy morning. Alicia just figured out that her computer has a touch screen (duh!).

"The bloom is off the rose": The person, object, or situation identified in the context has lost its novelty, freshness, appeal, or acceptability

"When the frost is on the punkin..": The saying comes from a 19th century poem written by James Whitcomb Riley titled “When the Frost is on the Pumpkin”, which referred to when it was time to reap the autumn harvest

Darmok (episode): https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Darmok_(episode)

Long vax: https://www.medpagetoday.com/neur.../generalneurology/107644

Effects of COVID-19 Disease on DNA Damage, Oxidative Stress and Immune Responses: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10145820/

Fantastic Fungi: https://fantasticfungi.com/

WyrdMountainGals

ByronBallard

Appalachia

DigitalWitchery

The Wyrd Mountain Gals Show
"Breakfast Candy"
Episode Airs Sunday, 5-12-24 7pm

Episode Link Here: https://www.podbean.com/eas/pb-gqs3a-160d79c

Byron is taking her vitamins on this sunny/breezy morning. Alicia just figured out that her computer has a touch screen (duh!).

"The bloom is off the rose": The person, object, or situation identified in the context has lost its novelty, freshness, appeal, or acceptability

"When the frost is on the punkin..": The saying comes from a 19th century poem written by James Whitcomb Riley titled “When the Frost is on the Pumpkin”, which referred to when it was time to reap the autumn harvest

Darmok (episode): https://memory-alpha.fandom.com/wiki/Darmok_(episode)

Long vax: https://www.medpagetoday.com/neurology/generalneurology/107644

Effects of COVID-19 Disease on DNA Damage, Oxidative Stress and Immune Responses: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC10145820/

Fantastic Fungi: https://fantasticfungi.com/

WyrdMountainGals

ByronBallard

Appalachia

DigitalWitchery

The Wyrd Mountain Gals Show
The Wyrdness of Time Signs and Omens Edition Part 2
Episode Airs May 5 2024 7pm

Episode Link here: https://www.podbean.com/eas/pb-vin6c-1602b0e

Byron is eating all the radishes. ALL. THE. RADISHES Alicia is looking at compact fabric garden containers. They talk about growing (and eating!).
Byron recounted the latest from the "Signs and Omens" category: BiG Ben at 9am struck 11 then stopped. Two horses (one solid black & one white horse covered in blood) from the Kings' calvary escaped & were roaming the streets of London. In the same time period the blades of the famed Moulin Rouge fell off into the street.
While Byron bemoaned the fate of the Livingston St. garden, Alicia complained about the Malvern Hills pool. They decide that Asheville has "gotten above it's 'raisen". They talked a bit about Beltane & Mother Grove Goddess Temple's upcoming celebration at the French Broad River Park.
Byron tried deep fried green beans then went on to talk about her root canal. hmmm
Alicia confessed her secret writings through high school. Then on to AI & finally on to food.

Anita Ward - Ring My Bell: https://youtu.be/r1UkZLT20TI?si=SVc8Y7K-gYcihBu-

Fiddler on the Roof Tradition! (1971): https://youtu.be/kDtabTufxao?si=xkp-YRDUwPAMr5Ho

David Cohen - https://www.facebook.com/Cohencidents/

Hog farms https://www.nrdc.org/stories/hurricane-flooded-hog-farms-could-bring-superbugs-north-carolina-communities

Beltane with Mother Grove Goddess Temple: https://fb.me/e/1szTCDqA6

Quote: "Sometimes we build something up in our heads into something bigger & more horrible than it is & that doesnt do us any good." ~BB

The Grove Botanical Tea & Gifts: https://thegroveteas.square.site/

Appalachian Summer Solstice 2024celebrate the longest day at wisteria! https://www.wisteria.org/summer-solstice/

End of an Old Song (1969): https://www.folkstreams.net/films/end-of-an-old-song

Freddie Mercury's voice: https://www.npr.org/2016/04/25/475611808/why-freddie-mercurys-voice-was-so-great-as-explained-by-science

Scrumpy: Scrumpy is a type of cider originating in the West of England, particularly the West Country. Traditionally, the dialect term "scrumpy" was used to refer to what was otherwise called "rough", a harsh cider made from unselected apples.

WyrdMountainGals

ByronBallard

DoomScrolling

EndOfAnOldSong

The Wyrd Mountain Gals Show
The Wyrdness of Time Signs and Omens Edition
Episode Airs Sunday April 28 2024 7pm

Episode link here: https://wyrdmountaingals.podbean.com/e/the-wyrdness-of-time-signs-and-omens-edition/

Byron is eating all the radishes. ALL. THE. RADISHES Alicia is looking at compact fabric garden containers. They talk about growing (and eating!).
Byron recounted the latest from the "Signs and Omens" category: BiG Ben at 9am struck 11 then stopped. Two horses (one solid black & one white horse covered in blood) from the Kings' calvary escaped & were roaming the streets of London. In the same time period the blades of the famed Moulin Rouge fell off into the street.
While Byron bemoaned the fate of the Livingston St. garden, Alicia complained about the Malvern Hills pool. They decide that Asheville has "gotten above it's 'raisin". They talked a bit about Beltane & Mother Grove Goddess Temple's upcoming celebration at the French Broad River Park.
Byron tried deep fried green beans then went on to talk about her root canal. hmmm
Alicia confessed her secret writings through high school. Then on to AI & finally on to food.

Anita Ward - Ring My Bell: https://youtu.be/r1UkZLT20TI?si=SVc8Y7K-gYcihBu-

Fiddler on the Roof Tradition! (1971): https://youtu.be/kDtabTufxao?si=xkp-YRDUwPAMr5Ho

David Cohen - https://www.facebook.com/Cohencidents/

Hog farms https://www.nrdc.org/stories/hurricane-flooded-hog-farms-could-bring-superbugs-north-carolina-communities

Beltane with Mother Grove Goddess Temple: https://fb.me/e/1szTCDqA6

Quote: "Sometimes we build something up in our heads into something bigger & more horrible than it is & that doesnt do us any good." ~BB

The Grove Botanical Tea & Gifts: https://thegroveteas.square.site/

Appalachian Summer Solstice 2024celebrate the longest day at wisteria! https://www.wisteria.org/summer-solstice/

End of an Old Song (1969): https://www.folkstreams.net/films/end-of-an-old-song

Freddie Mercury's voice: https://www.npr.org/2016/04/25/475611808/why-freddie-mercurys-voice-was-so-great-as-explained-by-science

WyrdMountainGals

ByronBallard

DoomScrolling

EndOfAnOldSong

Wyrd Mountain Gals
Episode Airs Sunday, 5-21-23
Recap from Sunday May 07, 2023 - The Beltane Belles Bring Up Beltane

Episode Link Here: https://www.podbean.com/eas/pb-6six8-15efc85

Quote: "Knock, knock, don't come in, I've got a knife" ~BB

Alicia wants to frolic, even though it's windy. Byron is concerned for her community. We hear some travel stories.

One Day at a Time - Marilyn Sellars - https://youtu.be/tm8Lx_Jm6aI

One Day at a Time - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072554/

Musselwhite's Seafood and Grill - Palatka, Fl - https://musselwhitesseafood.com/

Schooner's Seafood House - St Augustine, Fl - https://www.schooners-seafood.com/

Charleston Crab House - Charleston, SC - https://charlestoncrabhouse.com/

Asheville Herb Festival - http://www.ashevilleherbfestival.org/festival-2023-workshops

Stories From The Earth Podcast - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCv9Kii85K6wi6233I3v4-4Q

Rites of Spring 45 May 24-29, 2023 - http://www.earthspirit.com/

Question of the Day--What HAS Byron done at the ocean?

R.E.M. - It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

What Are the Seneca Guns? - https://islandlifenc.com/whats-sound-seneca-guns/

Beach Metal Detecting Tips - https://www.metaldetector.com/learn/buying-guide-articles/beach-water-hunting/beach-metal-detecting-tips

MARKS STAMPED INSIDE RINGS - https://alberthern.com/blogs/news/marks-stamped-inside-rings

WyrdMountainGals

ByronBallard

BeltaneBelles

Beltane2023

The Wyrd Mountain Gals Show
To Turn a Phrase Part 2
Episode Airs Sunday, 4-14-24 7pm EST

www.WyrdMountainGals.podbean.com

This episode is a continuation from last week's show. We hope you enjoy it!

Alicia recounts a dream Byron inspired. She & Byron agree your "shadow self" is crucial & should be integrated into yourself, not gotten rid of, (because that's where your power is). They go on to discuss grief as a universal emotion that should be acknowledged and addressed, regardless of the source or intensity. We hear about Byron's latest adventures on the road & Alicia's funny dream abnout Byron's art of turning a phrase..There's alot packed into this episode..are you caffeinated enough for it?

Pssst....The gals want to know if you've ever heard voices calling your name in a crowd or as you're falling asleep? Have you ever experienced hearing a knock at the door but noone is there? How did it make you feel?

Dancing in the Moonlight (Original Recording) - King Harvest: https://youtu.be/g5JqPxmYhlo?si=BBz5TpUf98vl1B7n

Two People Chris Rosser - https://youtu.be/FOnQTek4GH4?si=UCIkyVHJTU8RqVM5

Malcombe Holcombe - https://www.malcolmholcombe.com/

Jimmy Landry -- From Where You Come https://www.reverbnation.com/jimmylandry/song/4339377-life-is-good

Quote: "Somebody's gonna have to make some chicken dinner.....and that starts with chicken!" ~BB

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ShadowWork

ByronBallard

DigitalWitchery

Eclipse2024

SolarEclipse

Asheville

The Wyrd Mountain Gals Show
To Turn a Phrase Part 1
Episode Airs Sunday, 4-7-24 7pm EST

www.WyrdMountainGals.podbean.com

Alicia recounts a dream Byron inspired. She & Byron agree your "shadow self" is crucial & should be integrated into yourself, not gotten rid of, (because that's where your power is). They go on to discuss grief as a universal emotion that should be acknowledged and addressed, regardless of the source or intensity. We hear about Byron's latest adventures on the road & Alicia's funny dream abnout Byron's art of turning a phrase..There's alot packed into this episode..are you caffienated enough for it?

TRIGGER WARNING!! Animal death

Dancing in the Moonlight (Original Recording) - King Harvest: https://youtu.be/g5JqPxmYhlo?si=BBz5TpUf98vl1B7n

Two People Chris Rosser - https://youtu.be/FOnQTek4GH4?si=UCIkyVHJTU8RqVM5

Malcombe Holcombe - https://www.malcolmholcombe.com/

Jimmy Landry -- From Where You Come https://www.reverbnation.com/jimmylandry/song/4339377-life-is-good

Quote: "Somebody's gonna have to make some chicken dinner.....and that starts with chicken!" ~BB

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ShadowWork

ByronBallard

DigitalWitchery

Eclipse2024

SolarEclipse

Asheville

Wyrd Mountain Gals
"All of Our Sentences Are Ironic Now - Part 2"
Episode Airs Sunday 3-31-24 7pm EST

Episode Link here: https://www.podbean.com/eas/pb-mnc4j-15bdf19

After finishing her story as promised last week, Byron soon declares that it feels like Alice in Wonderland right now--everything is "still odd & unexpected". Alicia tries to join the conversation but keeps glancing out the window at the beautiful day. The yellows seem so bright!
We hear some more about Byron'g upcoming schedule while Alicia surfs the web for info about the Mother Grove Goddess Temple. Then it's time for the long Appalachian goodbye & they finally start to talk a little bit about food. About time!

Quote - "Here is my big, wide, Appalachian, feminist, Goddess-worshipping behind that you may kiss!" ~BB

2024 Pagan Unity Festival - https://main.paganunityfestival.org

May Moon Magick: The Story 2024 - https://www.songkick.com/festivals/3636145-may-moon-magick-the-story/id/41671043-may-moon-magick-the-story-2024

A Cornwall Ramble with Byron Ballard - https://www.renadventures.com/?s=cornwall

Internet Archive - https://archive.org/

Dune (Part 1 of 3) Full Cast Audio Drama - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hnB09ZZWca0

WyrdMountainGals

CultClassic

ByronBallard

DigitalWitchery

Wyrd Mountain Gals
"All of Our Sentences Are Ironic Now - Part 1"
Episode Airs Sunday 3-24-24 7pm EST

Episode Link here: https://www.podbean.com/eas/pb-9cpbp-15bdf07

Byron's in the "packing zone", getting ready for the her next trip to Maryland for the Sacred Space Conference;

She's heading up to Maryland for Sacred Space & is looking forward to teaching some of her classes: Willful Bane -The Joy of Hex, Practical Ancestor Work, The Season of Endarkenment; Deepening the Harvest Cycle, Herbalism, & a new one; "Grief Like a River". They somehow resist the temptation to talk about death & instead remarked on the changing world.
Joanne Fabrics & their impending bankruptcy triggered an entire line of thought for Byron & they go down that rabbithole for a while. Alicia wonders if Elon Musk & Jeff Bezos are human.
The episode ends with Byron "fixin" to tell a story*...

*Don't worry, we'll make sure you hear the rest of it in the next episode :-)

Sacred Soace - https://www.sacredspacefoundation.org/

WyrdMountainGals

OnTheRoadAgain

CultClassic

ByronBallard

DigitalWitchery

Wyrd Mountain Gals
How Did We Get On Truth Social?
Episode Airs Sunday 3-17-24 7pm EST

Episode Link here: https://www.podbean.com/eas/pb-2vb29-15b09f5

The gals find out the podcast is listed on both Amazon (Alexa) & Truth Social. Wait...what?
We hear about Byron's last trip to the Appalachian Studies conference at Western Carolina University & what's coming up in a few days. There's a quick mention of politics & our soon to be robot overlords. Byron recounts one of her "crazy dreams".

Quote: Was it Bizarr-O? Was it Strange-O? What was that? ~ BB

We hope you enjoy!

WyrdMountainGals

CultClassic

ByronBallard

DigitalWitchery

Wyrd Mountain Gals
"Reppin and Creepin"
Episode Airs Sunday 3-10-24 7pm EST

Episode Link here: https://wyrdmountaingals.podbean.com/e/reppin-and-creepin/

Byron regales us with a call from WCU where she's presenting "A Witch in the Woods. The unsurprising rise of dark culture in Appalachia". Alicia announces that she has no news.....except her identity has been compromised (thank you HCA!) & now she has no eBay ID and has found her digital artwork for sale on 2 sites so far. Geez!

Along the way they tell a few quick stories and we find out Alicia used to "have a thing" for bad art. What??

It's a pretty quick episode with no real triggers that we know of. We hope you enjoy!

Thanks for listening!

Museum of Bad Art: https://museumofbadart.org/

Appalachian Studies Conference 2024 https://www.appalachianstudies.org/2024-conference

WyrdMountainGals

ByronBallard

ASA24

DigitalWitchery

Wyrd Mountain Gals
A Week of Wyrdness
Sunday, March 3 2024 7pm EST

Episode Link Here: https://wyrdmountaingals.podbean.com/e/a-week-of-wyrdness-wyrd-mountain-gals/

Byron declares the Ides of March as her personal Liberation Day. She's looking forward to the upcoming Appalachian confrence at Western Carolina. We get a lesson in the difference between Sadie Hawkins day & Gentleman's day, along with a few traveling stories.

Quote - "Do you think I'm stupid? Is that why you like me?" ~BB

There's a quick story about the unusual way Byron celebrated Leap Day. Wonder what's gotten in to her husband?

Appalachian Studies Association - https://www.appalachianstudies.org/

We hope you enjoy this episode! It's pretty tame by our usual standards (well, maybe a couple of words slipped by...)

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ByronBallard

LeapDay

SadieHawkins

WitchInTheWoods

FeralChurch

DigitalWitchery

The Shadow - Naked and Carrying a Rifle: A Recap
Episode Airs Sunday February 25 2024 7pm EST

Episode link here: https://www.podbean.com/eas/pb-5fcc9-15910ce

This week finds the gals in a lighthearted mood (for once!), and the talk moves at a good pace.
Alicia declares her appreciation for a "dark turn of mind". Byron is writing a journal again. They talk about running naked, bet you'd never guess which gal admitted to streaking...

We hope you enjoy this episode. Thanks for listening & thanks for sharing!

*WARNING Crude subject matter spoken about

*NOTE Gomez wants to know...how do you W Y R D?

Quote: I'm telling all the stories, but I ain't naming no names ~BB

Steve Buscemi - https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000114/

Miracle Workers - ps://www.imdb.com/title/tt7529770/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_3

YouTubeTV - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/YouTube_TV

Tombstone - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tombstone_(film)

Val Kilmer - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Val_Kilmer

The Beastmaster - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Beastmaster

Lenticular Clouds - https://www.weather.gov/abq/features_acsl

Old Time Radio Sound Effects Video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jbNpGQnTQI

After the Rapture Pet Care - https://aftertherapturepetcare.com/

Hatfield–McCoy feud - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hatfield%E2%80%93McCoy_feud

Raëlian beliefs and practices - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ra%C3%ABlian_beliefs_and_practices

Asheville Topless Rally - https://www.citizen-times.com/story/news/local/2019/08/21/asheville-topless-rally-returns-downtown/2063518001/

A Feast With the Dead: How to Hold a Pagan Dumb Supper for Samhain - https://www.learnreligions.com/feast-with-the-dead-2562707

2001: A Space Odyssey (film) - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2001:_A_Space_Odyssey_(film)

Lunar Samhain and Solar Samhain - https://www.celticdruidtemple.com/lunar-and-solar-samhain.html

Mills River Brewing - https://www.facebook.com/millsriverbrewingco

The Shadow - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shadow

WyrdMountainGals

ByronBallard

Samhain

TraditionsAreImportant

Wyrd Mountain Gals
Of Moles and Voles
Episode Airs Sunday 2-18-24 7pm EST

Episode Link here: https://wyrdmountaingals.podbean.com/e/of-moles-and-voles/

The gals share a laid-back conversation about the upcoming planting season, the new mole repeller, & communicating with a particular mockingbird. Along the way they talk about omens, reading dreams, & the like.

Quote - "That's why people think I'm crazy as a junebug" ~BB

What is a group of bears called? A group of bears can be called a sloth, pack, maul, or sleuth.

Mole Max Thumper - https://www.acehardware.com/departments/lawn-and-garden/insect-and-animal-control/animal-repellents/7794837?store=16820&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiA8sauBhB3EiwAruTRJjcqvtkFolp1_m04OuQ_F8AFP4UPsar3g9dJ1hCPOKK-Tu9j10dEbRoCHRAQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds

WyrdMountainGals

ByronBallard

MoleMax

Omens

Dreams

DigitalWitchery

The Wyrd Mountain Gals Show
"Bad Things to Eat and Wonderful People or
Twinkie Flavored Cappuccino or
A Coke And A Dollar"
Episode Airs Sunday 2-11-24 7pm

Episode Link here: https://wyrdmountaingals.podbean.com/e/a-coke-and-a-dollar-wyrd-mountain-gals/

This week finds the gals in a jovial mood while chatting about their usual plethora of topics. Byron opens up about her father & some old (precious) memories. Alicia is having a fit over the latest Billy Joel song & how old he is now. Byron reminds her that we're all getting old. They soon get down to the serious business of talking about food before taking it to the dog side...

TRIGGER WARNING - lots of violent animal stories. Some pretty gruesome. We'll let you know when to turn off the show before we get there.

Thanks for listening!

Tempo Music - https://www.facebook.com/TempoHendo/

Billy Joel - Turn the Lights Back On - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hexZ5hwia08

National Play Music On The Porch Day - https://playmusicontheporchday.com/

Raising Sand - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raising_Sand

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WyrdMountain

ByronBallard

BillyJoel

DogTrauma

DigitalWitchery

The Wyrd Mountain Gals Show
Byron's Doing a Ruthless Moral Inventory - On Her Seed Supply
Episode Airs Sunday 2-4-24 7pm EST

Episode link here:

The gals have a quick (for them) conversation about Imbolc, making music, Dolly, busking, elections and the like.
Alicia is looking forward to her first performance since before Covid. While they were chatting Alicia's Echo (deivce) interrupted to tell them that the latest episode of Wyrd Mountain Gals was available & did they want to play it? It's the first time we've ever heard here not hate Alexa...could Alexa have a new witchy friend?

nah....

Quote: "I know you're gonna crow that out, but leave in the Shinola part" ~BB

WXSouth - https://wxsouth.com/

Solar Mole Repellent Sonic Gopher Repellent ... - https://images.app.goo.gl/YrJiSRJJx5XQWTnr5

Richmond Hill Inn - https://psabc.org/richmond-hill/

Shinola - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shinola

Find Annie, (Byron's WebMistress) here - https://theeditingpen.com/

Red Moon Herbs - https://redmoonherbs.com/

WyrdMountainGals

ByronBallard

Imbolc2024

DigitalWitchery

Wyrd Mountain Gals
Listening to the Murder - Sleeping on the Porch - A Recap
Episode Airs Sunday 1-28-24 7pm EST

We hope you enjoy this older episode while we update our technology.

The gals are hanging out at the cottage & talking about all sorts of things. They almost get out of hand a coupe of times, but stop just shy of saying something they might regret. We hope you enjoy this episode...

Andrews Airport: https://airnav.com/airport/KRHP

Spontaneous Human Combustion - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spontaneous_human_combustion

https://www.britannica.com/event/assassination-of-John-F-Kennedy/Conspiracy-theories

Stevie Nicks - https://www.etonline.com/stevie-nicks-history-with-witchcraft-rhiannon-to-ahs-apocalypse-110434
https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/music/story/2022-03-02/russia-ukraine-invasion-vladimir-putin-stevie-nicks

Prayer to St Michael
"Saint Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle. Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil; May God rebuke him, we humbly pray; And do thou, O Prince of the Heavenly Host, by the power of God, thrust into hell Satan and all evil spirits who wander through the world for the ruin of souls. Amen."

Pysanka - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pysanka#:~:text=A%20pysanka%20(Ukrainian%3A%20%D0%BF%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%BA%D0%B0%2C,written%20(inscribed)%20with%20beeswax.

https://destinations.com.ua/travel/authentic-ukraine/45-motanka-traditional-ukrainian-doll

https://www.google.com/search?q=scrapple&rlz=1C1CHBD_enUS985US985&oq=scrapple&aqs=chrome..69i57j46i433i512j0i20i263i512j0i512j46i512j0i457i512j0i512l4.4529j0j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

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PrayersforUkraine

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Wyrd Mountain Gals
"Knitting Orgies and Poodle-ish People"
Episode Airs Sunday 01-21-24 7pm EST

Episode Link Here: https://www.podbean.com/eas/pb-tyrcz-15572cd

The gals are chatting about everything. Every. Thing. They were talking for quite a while before turning on the recorder, and are in the free association stage of the conversation. It's pretty mild (for them). You might even be able to play it at work without headphones.

Quote: "It just looks like a knitting orgy. All these beautiful balls..." ~BB

Word of the Day: Poodleish-resembleing a poodle

Jim Walter Homes: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_W._Walter_Sr.

Dave's Not Here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACfNSqsi_mE

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ByronBallard

TowerTime

DigitalWitchery

Wyrd Mountain Gals
"People and Their Smells"
Episode Airs Sunday January 14 2024 7pm EST

Episode Link here: https://www.podbean.com/eas/pb-9fami-154c637

The gals decide that masks are ok when it comes to dusting. We hear about the gal who lost her job over her personal smell and the woman who emitted toxic fumes from her body during surgery. They go on to talk about house concerts & how much they like them.

*Thanks so much for listening! We really appreciate it :-)

"And it's listening to us all the time--damn you AI!" ~ BB

*Trigger Warning - the gals were actually pretty well-behaved for this recording. Maybe they're tired?

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DigitalWitchery

Wyrd Mountain Gals
"New Year, Same Us"
Episode Airs Sunday 1-7-24 7pm EST

Episode Link here:

No video yet, could it because Alicia is just "not good" in the morning? The gals have their usual round of chat about....well everything. Death, dying, & food are the main subjects (when are they not?). We hope you enjoy!

Triggers Everywhere in this episode. Lots of talk about Death and dying. Be warned.

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2024

ByronBallard

DigitalWitchery

death

Wyrd Mountain Gals
That's a Wrap
Episode Airs Sunday 12-31-23 7pm EST

Episode Link Here: https://www.podbean.com/eas/pb-7w5c8-1538fe9

Byron's getting rid of clothes. Alicia has a...questionable story to tell, but backs out at the last minute. We also learn that Alicia has no facial recognition.

gobshite: https://www.dictionary.com/browse/gobshite

The Christmas Revels - https://revels.org/product/the-christmas-revels/

Ogden Nash - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ogden_Nash

Dawna Markova - I Will Not Die an Unlived Life - https://www.awakin.org/v2/read/view.php?tid=552

Thanks SO MUCH to everyone for listening, participating & sharing this podcast. We really appreciate it!

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WaltzDay

BuhBye2023

Wyrd Mountain Gals
Everybody Wants a Pony
Episode Airs Sunday 12-24-23 7pm EST

Episode link here: https://www.podbean.com/eas/pb-j8abq-1533202

This holiday edition finds the gals in a cheery talkative mood. Hope yall enjoy!

New Version of Santa Baby: https://youtu.be/u3r6GfQ76Go?si=lCyCAXHb_srUdDQC

SJ Tucker - https://sjtucker.com/

Feast of the Seven Fishes - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feast_of_the_Seven_Fishes

Christmas in Frisko - https://somafm.com/xmasinfrisko/

Qoute: "Ah the earth, I'm on it now" ~BB

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DigitalWitchery

HoHoHo

Wyrd Mountain Gals
An Eclectic Mix
Episode Airs Sunday 12-17-23 7PM EST

Episode Link here:

The gals have a good conversation about all the things. Along the way they came up with a new product, talked about the upcoming book, laughed at themselves, etc. We find out Alicia likes super-couponing & Byron shares her latest grocery store hijinx.

Quote: "A humid place is not the best place to have electronics" - BB

**This episode has 1 really strange evp. Can you find it?

Celeste Barbe rhttps://www.instagram.com/celestebarber/?hl=en

Gov Deals: www.govdeals.com

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ByronBallard

Holidays

MCAS

Wyrd Mountain Gals
Virtue Signaling And Ancient Mustard
Episode Airs Sunday 12-10-23 7pm EST

Episode Link here: https://www.podbean.com/eas/pb-njtu3-151fefe

They're both dreaming vivid dreams right now, Alicia says bricks & mortar doesn't feel very solid at this moment. Gloomy and beautiful is the way the weather looks, and that's just fine with the gals.

Byron is advising folks (one more time) to get some supplies laid in for the winter and to just have a grain of common sense. She went to three different stores today & is going to cook a frozen pizza for supper & is working on a candy roaster as they speak. The conversation moves back and forth, a languid conversation ensues.

Lots of triggers for a sensitive person to avoid.

DreamersDreamingDreams

TheDyingTime

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DigitalWitchery

DoboshTorte

Wyrd Mountain Gals
Who Cares About Appropriate?
Episode Airs Sunday 12-3-23 7pm EST

Episode Link here: https://www.podbean.com/eas/pb-utzmj-1515a6b

There were so many things to catch up on in this post-Thanksgiving edition that the episode is longer than usual. Byron and Alicia are stuffed and full of it. We're talking about turkey of course...or are we? You decide.

**There are surely some triggers here if you are sensitive about your weight, or people with opinions different than yours, or if you are one of the not-so-bright folks the gals speak of. So caution is advised.

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just15poundshoney

DigitalWitchery

Wyrd Mountain Gals
A Click Of The Viewmaster..A Recap from 12-25-22 7pm EST
Episode Airs Again: 11-23-23 7pm EST

Craggy Mountain Tree Service - https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100044263586737

Omni Grove Park Inn Gingerbread Contest - https://www.omnihotels.com/hotels/asheville-grove-park/gingerbread

Crows - https://www.statnews.com/2020/09/24/crows-possess-higher-intelligence-long-thought-primarily-human/

The Ravenmaster - https://www.historic-uk.com/CultureUK/How-to-be-the-Ravenmaster/

Marvin Gaye - What's Going On

Urania's Well - https://www.facebook.com/uraniaswell/about

MerryChristmas

StaySafeYall

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WDigitalWitchery

Wyrd Mountain Gals Show
Granny's In Your Head - A Recap
Airs Sunday 11-19-23 7pm EST

Original Episode Aired Sunday May 2, 2021 7pm EST

Episode Link here:

We learn that Byron corrects the phone sales gal's pronunciation & she talked for 45 minutes to a credit card salesman from Dublin. Who would have guessed that she liked talking on the phone so much? lol...
Alicia has decided that somebody will be offended at everything they say. Byron declares she's at that age...

Ernest T Bass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtmZKy_XXVU

Country Song:
Carrie Underwood - Before He Cheats (Official Video)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtmZKy_XXVU

Another Angry Woman Song:
Alanis Morissette - You Oughta Know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPcyTyilmYY

Helen Reddy - I Am Woman (1971)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rptW7zOPX2E

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ByronBallard

DigitalWitchery

The Wyrd Mountain Gals Show
"Wore Out With Stupid"
Episode Airs Sunday 11-12-23 7pm EST

Episode Link here: https://www.podbean.com/eas/pb-37cy8-14f7dd7

The gals made it through the busy Samhain season and are on a roll. They move quickly from one thing to another. Politics, tarot readings, psychology, you name it. Lots of crows in this episode. which should tell yall they're feeling pretty good...
Alicia asks the question--have you ever met a single person who was not addicted to either sugar or caffeine?

There's are a couple of warnings for our listeners--not too many though.

Lincoln Project commercial: https://youtu.be/h572ppUVAzI?si=slCgq-_JrFZWTTvI

Edwin Edwards - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edwin_Edwards

Quote: Don't elect dumbasses! ~BB

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Samhain

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DigitalWitchery

MCAS

mastcell

Asheville

Wyrd Mountain Gals
Dreaming Of The Night Sky
Episode Airs 11-5-23 7pm EST

Episode Link here: https://www.podbean.com/eas/pb-j3ja9-14ee451

The gals are recovering from what has (arguably) been one of the most intensely challenging Samhain seasons yet. They're both ready for some downtime as their thoughts turn to the coming days of winter in Western North Carolina. There's still alot to do, but the old traditions are calling..

Alicia talks about her new mast cell discoveries & offers a tip for those who may be looking for a Doctor to help them with their own mast cell diagnosis/treatment. She reports on the new goings on with The Current Residents band (it's all good)!

We find out Byron has cold feet how she deals with it. They go on to talk some more about Samhain. They didnt have the energy to talk about Asheville, but we do hear a little about Byron's card reading. A few more quick stories & then it's on to confession time!

They've got plans for 2023....

Quote: "my brain hasn't worked solid in 2 or 3 weeks" ~BB
"People show their true selves in hospitals and hotels" ~AC

Coincidence: a remarkable concurrence of events or circumstances without apparent causal connection.

Thanks for listening! We hope you enjoy this episode. It helps us when you share/recommend it.

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ColdFeet

MCAS

MastCell#DigitalWitchery

MotherGroveGoddessTemple

Wyrd Mountain Gals
Why No Pants?
Episode Airs: Sunday 10-29-23 7pm EST

The gals have a good chat about the upcoming holiday season & what exactly it means to them.
Byron declares her love of Imbolc. Alicia decides her favorite is Samhain--"because the older I get the closer I get!"
They speak a littel bit about dreams, Byron's recent trip to the liquor store, which leads to speculationn about the two of them doing a live broadcast. Alicia reports on a trip to the Circle K, declaring it a "wonderland".

We put in a few vintage clips - hope you enjoy!

Quote: "I love a fad--don't you?" ~BB

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WhatWitchesLookLike

RobertPressley

Samhain

Halloween

Wyrd Mountain Gals
Episode Airs Sunday 10-22-23 7pm-ish
Crabby Glade, Pelicans & the Dead

Episode Link Here: https://www.podbean.com/eas/pb-acznh-14da248

Byron and Alicia discussed their recent beach trip to East Beach, where they enjoyed the relaxed atmosphere and seafood meals. However, they faced some challenges while camping in Florida due to weather conditions and wildlife. They also shared their experiences from a recent festival and their reluctance to camp again. The pair also discussed exploring content creation on Tiktok, despite concerns over data handling and time management. They ended the meeting with plans to create video content around local ghost stories for Halloween.***

*** Does the description above seem a little "off" to you? Just a little too conventional for those Wyrd Gals? You're right! Good job! This is an (unasked for) description of our show by AI! Yep, it's ubiquitous now...

So you'll just have to tune in to get the real show.

1970, THE MOUNTAIN PEOPLE, SOUTHERN APPALACHIA
https://youtu.be/wGuYORMbDKU?si=PeCs6qmFhuEpkHIZ

The First Appalachians
https://youtu.be/bSZAzBKBj1I?si=3KwSZoPu6U1QUoM4

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BetterThanAI

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DigitalWitchery

Wyrd Mountain Gals
"Artificial enough for me" Part 2
1st Episode Airs Sunday 10-15-23 7pm EST

Episode Link here: https://www.podbean.com/eas/pb-ybdkr-14c5e06

Politics, late night disappointments & dumbasses. Things start out kind of rough...then it gets worse as they delve into bondage, domination & the like. These episodes will probably offend you, so if you have "refined sensibilities" please consider another episode that's not so "adult-ish".

~~Trigger Warning!~~
Nothing's off limits. Nothing. Fair Warning.

The Doctor (Star Trek: Voyager)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Doctor_(Star_Trek:_Voyager)

Reservation Dogs - https://www.fxnetworks.com/shows/reservation-dogs

Dr. Lawrence Afrin - expert on MCAS - https://www.ifm.org/news-insights/root-causes-treatment-of-mast-cell-disease/

https://soundcloud.com/user-769480425/root-causes-treatment-of-mast-cell-disease?utm_source=clipboard&utm_campaign=wtshare&utm_medium=widget&utm_content=https%253A%252F%252Fsoundcloud.com%252Fuser-769480425%252Froot-causes-treatment-of-mast-cell-disease

The HU - Wolf Totem (Official Music Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM8dCGIm6yc

WyrdMountainGals

ByronBallard

DigitalWitchery

MCAS

Wyrd Mountain Gals
"Artificial Enough for Me" Part 1
1st Episode Airs Sunday 10-8-23 7pm EST

Episode Link here: https://www.podbean.com/eas/pb-b774p-14c5d35

Politics, late night disappointments & dumbasses. Things start out kind of rough...then it gets worse as they delve into bondage, domination & the like. These episodes will probably offend you, so if you have "refined sensibilities" please consider another episode that's not so "adult-ish".

~~Trigger Warning!~~
Nothing's off limits. Nothing. Fair Warning.

The Doctor (Star Trek: Voyager)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Doctor_(Star_Trek:_Voyager)

Reservation Dogs - https://www.fxnetworks.com/shows/reservation-dogs

Dr. Lawrence Afrin - expert on MCAS - https://www.ifm.org/news-insights/root-causes-treatment-of-mast-cell-disease/

https://soundcloud.com/user-769480425/root-causes-treatment-of-mast-cell-disease?utm_source=clipboard&utm_campaign=wtshare&utm_medium=widget&utm_content=https%253A%252F%252Fsoundcloud.com%252Fuser-769480425%252Froot-causes-treatment-of-mast-cell-disease

The HU - Wolf Totem (Official Music Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM8dCGIm6yc

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ByronBallard

DigitalWitchery

MCAS

Now It's September (Because October's Too Hard)
Episode Airs Sunday 10-02-23

Episode Link here: https://wyrdmountaingals.podbean.com/e/now-it-s-september-because-october-is-too-hard/

Byron is so happy it's still September. So happy. Alicia explains last week's short episode...

They're going to have to get used to video soon, & Alicia wants to make sure there's no nakedness...

They may sit down & do stand up comedy soon, what do yall think?

Byron is thinking about going deeper into the world of "digital stuff". Alicia gives her the standard warning.

The mast is heavy this year & they talk about what could be coming in winter.

We want to thank everybody who takes their valuable time to listen to this podcast. You are so very important to us!

Byron's leading a tour to Cornwall! Find out more here: renadventures.com

Osceola Lake Inn - https://www.booking.com/hotel/us/osceola-lake-retreat.html

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MastYear2023

AshevilleNC

Asheville2023

DigitalWitchery

Wyrd Mountain Gals
Scooterpoopin and Galavanting
Episode Airs Sunday 9-24-23 7pm

Episode link here: https://wyrdmountaingals.podbean.com/e/scooterpoopin-and-galavanting/

Alicia is griping about the gravel size at the State Fair. Byron's been earwormed by redneck "jack-assery" on the radio. Alicia admits to being taken by Oliver Anthony. We hear a little about Byron's trip to Lebanon (Tennessee). She's jazzed up...

Words of the day: galavanting, scooterpoop, butthurt.

Junior Brown - My Wife Thinks You're Dead
https://youtu.be/DaEzT5MusFs?si=DrTpeUh5JM33Mczu

Brothers Osborne - It Ain’t My Fault
https://youtu.be/E5RDEXpc8OY?si=J_wEOBuy7fWhxfuA

Oliver Anthony - Rich Men North of Richmond
https://youtu.be/9Ug7udnfbcE?si=5KjHHQ2L2UTFfO1U

Buc-ee's
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buc-ee%27s

SOUTH OF THE BORDER
https://www.sobpedro.com/

The Beacon - WHERE FOOD IS ALWAYS GOOD
https://www.beacondrivein.com/

Trigger Warning
We can't think of anything, but someone will surely get butthurt by something we said..fair warning!

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ByronBallard

Appalachia

DigitalWitchery

Look Out - Byron’s Getting In The Mood - Wyrd Mountain Gals
A Recap from Sunday Oct 09, 2022
Episode Airs Sunday 9-17-23 7pm EST

Episode link here: https://www.podbean.com/eas/pb-qdm4r-14aa08b

Byron & Alicia are chatting away on the porch on a beautiful October afternoon. Talk turns to milk trucks & milk you had to shake. They decide fat free half n half is ethically & morally wrong. Then the butterwagon shows up & right off the bat Alicia wonders if she's getting ready to die...
Their minds have moved over to seasonal things & they talk about it for a bit...you know, death & the like. The porch is bright & comfy as the talk flows.

We hope you enjoy this episode. :-) It's a little over an hour because it was so dang pretty outside they didn't want to stop!

Quote: I'm looking for no tricks....only treats!: BB

Jolene by Dolly Parton - https://youtu.be/L0eeSoU35wM

Loretta Lynn - You Ain't Woman Enough to Take My Man - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_wwP8UZR1o

Glen Campbell - Glen Campbell's last song - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T5tSymfvys

Slim Whitman - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slim_Whitman

Alan Jackson - Alan Jackson Postpones Shows Due To Health Issues Related To Chronic Neurological Condition - https://www.southernliving.com/news/alan-jackson-postpones-concerts-pittsburgh-atlantic-city

Garth Brooks - https://www.facebook.com/GarthBrooks/

They're Coming to Take me Away by by Napoleon XIV - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Fn36l_z3WY

Rings* by Cymarron, 1971 Vinyl 45RPM - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59q-8_N4hL4

*This version of the song was not mentioned in the podcast & doesn't have the same name or band performing it, but it does have the same lyrics.

Ring Ring Telephone Ring - Billy Mata and the Texas Tradition - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfFHbqq639M

Three Tmes A Lady - The Commodores - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qTPVS1uiQ0

If I Die Young - The Band Perry - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NJqUN9TClM

I Don`t Like Mondays - Boomtown Rats (Lyrics) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6I9qVsXnSQ

About "I Don't Like Mondays" - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Don%27t_Like_Mondays

Elton John - Ballad of Danny Bailey (Yellow Brick Road) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y3EMjrjIqk

5 Monster Waves Caught On Camera - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nydwk87iEuM

Are these the largest Waves ever surfed? | Nazare 2020: The Beast Awakens - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJc4Ir78KdE
Florida Warns Alligators, Snakes and Bears Will Emerge During Hurricane Ian - https://www.newsweek.com/florida-warns-alligators-snakes-bears-hurricane-ian-1747090

Are you being overrun by acorns this year? It could be what is called a "mast" year. - https://www.wcnc.com/article/weather/acorns-bumper-crop/275-a905df04-b6e1-42e0-b159-6032ddc554c8

Encountering a rare ghost bird - https://fb.watch/g1lzyvpJNC/

Invasive, Non-Native Exotic Species List - North Carolina - https://ncwildflower.org/invasive-exotic-species-list/

828 Pizza - https://828pizzeria.com/

Misophonia - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misophonia

Watching You - Rodney Atkins - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myJZZeV-2Y8

WNCW - https://www.wncw.org/

Mama Gina - The Empress Down Rattlesnake Road - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylblYyxrKu8

Trigger Warnings - multiple references to death, pet death, also dangerous situations (giant waves, etc)

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ByronBallard

DigitalWitchery

PorchLife

Wyrd Mountain Gals
Part 2 - She Was the Executioner
Episode Airs Sundau 9-10-23 7om EST

Episode Link here: https://wyrdmountaingals.podbean.com/e/she-was-the-executioner-part-2-wyrd-mountain-gals/

Byron is waiting on Trae Crowder to take on the new country song.
They decid

They talk alcohol--tequila, Guiness (no alcohol?), Boone's Farm, all manner of fruity drinks.

Part 1
Byron wants to go to church with Alicia (sau what???). Alicia tries to distract Byron by asking her about warding properties.

Alicia is declared to be a "Stinker".

The conversation moves on at a good pace. Lots of memories, opinions & stories ensue.

Words of the week: Bob Wahr-- a type of steel fencing wire constructed with sharp edges or points arranged at intervals along the strands.

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Wyrd

ByronBallard

DigitalWitchery

Wyrd Mountain Gals
Part 1 - She Was the Executioner
Episode Airs Sundau 9-3-23 7om EST

Episode Link here: https://www.podbean.com/eas/pb-8mzxm-1497638

Byron wants to go to church with Alicia (sau what???). Alicia tries to distract Byron by asking her about warding properties.

Alicia is declared to be a "Stinker".

The conversation moves on at a good pace. Lots of memories, opinions & stories ensue.

Words of the week: Bob Wahr-- a type of steel fencing wire constructed with sharp edges or points arranged at intervals along the strands.

WyrdMountainGals

ByronBallard

Ward

DigitalWitchery

Energy

Wyrd Mountain Gals Mellow Confessions Airs Sunday August 27-23 7pm EST Original Episode Aired Sunday, May 8 2022

Episode link here:

This conversation is a smooth mellow ride into a different a slower pace of life. For just a few minutes, the gals have an old-fashioned conversation about "homely things".

As they speak about bee equipment & the like, we learn a few things about them..

Alicia never goes to convenience stores & doesn't use the atm. Byron is still balancing her checkbook the old-fashioned way & has never used her crockpot, even though she's had it for over 30 years..

There are stories and laughter--& very little complaining. We hope this episode leaves you smiling!

Quote: "I ain't putting nothing on the damn cloud"...

You Deserve a Break Today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqRH8wEsaVQ

Brian G Henke - https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100043052874844

Pssst...how many confessions can you count? Let us know?

That's all we're saying. ;-)

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NotAContestNoSirree

ByronBallard

DigitalWitchery

Wyrd Mountain Gals Show Tourism is Down, What Are We Gonna Do?? Episode Airs Sunday, 8-4-23 7pm EST Episode Link here:

The gals induldge themselves with a good old-fashioned rant about over-development in Asheville & the area. Byron is saving up her carbs for a big old piece of pie from Mrs Rau's Kitchen on her way to yet another adventure.

We really hope you enjoy this 38 minute chat. If you did, please share it with your Wyrd friends.

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ByronBallard

DigitalWitchery

Asheville

The Wyrd Mountain Gals Show A Trip to Japan Gave Me A Cat... Episode Airs Sunday 8-13-23 7pm EST

Episode Link Here: https://www.podbean.com/ew/pb-zdgec-147c9fd

Alicia talks about one of her first feline companions. Byron's got a new book available for pre-order & she talks a little about the book & how to get a signed copy of it. Then on to the next one. Her process of writing is discussed.

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SmallMagocs

FeralChurch

DigitalWitchery

GoddessTheology

fetch

The Wyrd Mountain Gals Show Shooting Down The Mistletoe With a Side of Dolly - a recap from 2019

Episode Link Here: https://wyrdmountaingals.podbean.com/e/shooting-down-the-mistletoe-with-a-side-of-dolly-1691341055/?token=5af17557cb5dad8590119286f30d34ae

In which the gals declare Dolly Parton to be the "Matron Saint of Appalachia". Memories wind in & out of the discussion & they compare family traditions.

Hard Candy Christmas - Dolly Parton

Tea - Deva Zinger from Asheville Raven & Crone

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Wyrd Mountain Doms (There's That Word Again) Episode Airs Sunday 7-23-23 7pm EST

Episode Link Here: https://www.podbean.com/eas/pb-d8gfz-1469514

Oh no! Her lipstick has been discontinued, whatever will she do? Byron is back from Starwood & had great food & a great all-around time. Alicia dishes about that time she went to the BDSM club. As talk goes on, the two of them come up with a few "ideas" of their own...

TRIGGER WARNING This episode has cussing (oh my!), violence, rape, sexuality, & adult topics. Please don't listen if you are sensitive to any of that.

Request from the Gals: First of all, thanks to everyone for listening & hello to our new listeners. Would you keep our little podcast in mind when you meet other "kindred spirits"? It's really helpful to us when you share or recommend this broadcast.

Please let us know if you have any suggestions.

Stay Wyrd Yall!

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ByronBallard

LipstickIsLife

DigitalWitchery

Wyrd Mountain Doms (There's That Word Again) Episode Airs Sunday 7-23-23 7pm EST

Episode Link Here: https://www.podbean.com/eas/pb-2xznt-1461755

Oh no! Her lipstick has been discontinued, whatever will she do? Byron is back from Starwood & had great food & a great all-around time. Alicia dishes about that time she went to the BDSM club. As talk goes on, the two of them come up with a few "ideas" of their own...

TRIGGER WARNING This episode has plenty of cussing (oh my!), violence, rape, sexuality, & adult topics. Please don't listen if you are sensitive to any of that.

Request from the Gals: First of all, thanks to everyone for listening and hello to our new listeners. Would you keep our podcast in mind when you meet other "kindred spirits"? It's really helpful to us when you share or recommend this broadcast.

Please let us know if you have any suggestions.

Stay Wyrd Yall!

WyrdMountainGals

ByronBallard

LipstickIsLife

DigitalWitchery

The Wyrd Mountain Gals Show Mystery of the Black Chicken - A Recap Episode Airs Sunday, 7-16-23 7pm EST

Byron got 8 hours sleep, can you believe it? She's about done with all the Dr. visits she been on & is a little ill about the tests & waiting...she knows she's ok. Alicia declares her unending love for the cool grey days of some fall days. A casual easy-going talk (for once).

Green Acres https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Acres

Sting - Every step you take https://youtu.be/cEnJDaqT3-0

Sammy Johns - Chevy Van https://youtu.be/RiEIToOWr64

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Podcast

Appalachia

ByronBallard

DigitalWitchery

Can You Believe We're 200? Episode Airs Sunday 7-9-23 7pm EST

Episode Link Here: https://wyrdmountaingals.podbean.com/e/can-you-believe-we-re-200-wyrd-mountain-gals/

We're shocked that this is the 200th episode (cue angelic chorus). We did a little time-traveling to bring back some old favorites along with our usual weekly conversation. We hope you like it!

Congratulations to our winners of the Wyrdling drawing.. Amanda & Tam!

Enjoy the swag!

NOTE: This episode is very NSFW, so you probably shouldn't even be listening to it.

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WyrdMountain

ByronBallard

Anniversary

DigitalWitchery

Wyrd Mountain Gals The Closer We Get Episode Airs Sunday 7-2-23 9pm EST

Episode Link here: https://wyrdmountaingals.podbean.com/e/closer-to-200-wyrd-mountain-gals/

The gals meet up on the porch and proceed to regale themselves with tales from past episodes. We find out that Byron likes Alicia's stories, Alicia goes for unintentional humor, and the frozen chicken leg popsicle story just won't die....

We hope you enjoy listening to this episode as much as we enjoyed recording it. There are some sightly disgusting food stories and the audio was a bit iffy in places, but we have good hearts, won't that count for something?

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FrozenChickenLegPopsicle

DigitalWitchery

Wyrd Mountain Gals Fantastic Peaches, Marvelous Tomatoes, & Crow Funerals (A recap) Olriginal Episode Aired Sunday 9-11-22 7pm EST

Episode Link here:

The "fragile blossom of Southern womanhood" aka Byron, has been twisting her behind & twerking to Earth Wind & Fire. Alicia finds a photo for her obituary. Discussion topics include, pillowcase embroidery, finding community on the porch, & how humans will be judged in 20000 years. Byron knitted throughout the recording (she's getting ready for Yule). They talk about their next roadtrip & the first Wyrdling live chat coming this Tuesday. We find out that Alicia & the Manions are finally getting their band back together after 10+ years for a one night only trip to funland. We were pretty chatty, so we sure hope you enjoy this longer than usual episode. Grab something to drink & listen along!

We greatly appreciate your interactions with us, comments, suggestions, shares, & the excellent casserole recipes!

Quote: "We lived a more decorative life then" - Byron Ballard "I feel like I'm doing it again...for the first time" - Alicia

Gary Puckett & The Union Gap - Young Girl - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJFVPxBpezk

Earth, Wind & Fire - September - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk

George Clinton & Parliament Funkadelic - https://georgeclinton.com/

Atomic Dog - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuyS9M8T03A

David Simchock Photography - https://www.facebook.com/david.simchock.photography

Lucille - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucille_(guitar)

Gaia's Wisdom Bookstore (Oak Ridge, TN) - https://www.facebook.com/GaiasWisdomOakRidge

Waze - https://www.waze.com/

Carole King - JazzMan - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szcD2pAjd_8

Chicago - Saturday in the Park - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLiMy4NaSKc

Three Dog Night - Joy To The World - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVcpKjXYa5c

Linda Ronstadt - When Will I Be Loved - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iBgTqz_-vY

The Who - Squeeze Box - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n02PD18cFs

Bill Withers - Use Me - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuYDKzky4z0

Blondie - Heart Of Glass - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGU_4-5RaxU

Mother's Finest - Baby Love - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC7_LAklaHo

Supremes - Baby Love - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAWSiWtUK2s

How To Store Onions Using Pantyhose - https://brooklynfarmgirl.com/how-to-store-onions-using-pantyhose/

Dr. Blosser's Medical Cigarettes - https://1000oaksbarrel.com/signs-4-the-times/specialty-signs/4-collectors/dr.-blossers-medical-cigarettes/

The Beatles - Blackbird - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Man4Xw8Xypo

Caw vs. Croak: Inside the Calls of Crows and Ravens - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ5iippq3rA

What Happens During a Crow Funeral? - https://www.joincake.com/blog/crow-funeral/#:~:text=As%20it%20turns%20out%2C%20humans,dangerous%20places%20and%20avoid%20them.

You've Heard of a Murder of Crows. How About a Crow Funeral? - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixYVFZnNl6s

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CrowLove

The Old Wrinkled Viking AI Episode Airs Sunday 6-18-23 7pm

Episode link here: https://wyrdmountaingals.podbean.com/e/the-old-wrinkled-viking-ao-wyrd-mountain-gals/

Alicia has dreamed up a new game...Star Trek Bible Dune? "Is it Dune, Star Trek, or the Bible?"

Then they move on to dreams...

Acts 2:17, "In the last days, God says, I will pour out my Spirit on all people; your sons and daughters will prophesy, your young men will see visions, your old men will dream dreams."

Alicia wants to walk away from her phone...

Viking AI - AI Time Machine - https://www.myheritage.com/ai-time-machine

Lots of synchronicities going on...

Quote: "Have they put something in the water so that we're all profoundly stupid?" ~BB

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ByronBallard

FeralChurch

Dreams

DigitalWitchery

The Wyrd Mountain Gals Show Episode Airs Sunday 6-11-23 7pm EST Named After a Porn Star?

This episode is a continuation of last week's podcast "Waiting on Summer"

It's traveling time for Byron & she regales us with tales from the road & teases a new character she's been working on....or is that a new character she's been working "with"? Alicia explains vanity searches & talks about her raunchy experience with them.

No crows this time!!

Garden Jubilee - https://visithendersonvillenc.org/garden-jubilee

Vanity Search - https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=vanity%20search

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ByronBallard

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LoveBig

The Wyrd Mountain Gals Show Episode Airs Sunday 06-04-23 7pm EST Waiting on Summer

Episode Link here:

The gals decide that they both turned out fine. Watermelons are coming in, Byron is getting ready to leave town (it's festival season), & Alicia takes the whole podcast to tell Byron what she has planned....for the podcast. So much for the preshow!

Quote: "I'm just tired of humans, I'm gonna be straight with you"--~BB

Flintstones Sound Effects: https://youtube.com/shorts/AHNDtDLvjJg?feature=share

Meatballs made with mammoth DNA created by Australian food startup: https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/28/world/mammoth-meatballs-cultured-meat-climate-scn/index.html

Man who terrified passengers by opening aircraft door midair ‘wanted to get off quickly’: https://www.cnn.com/2023/05/26/asia/south-korea-plane-door-opens-midair-intl-hnk/index.html

The Russians Took Their Children. These Mothers Went and Got Them Back - https://www.nytimes.com/2023/04/08/world/europe/ukrainian-children-mothers-russia.html

Three Laws of Robotics - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three_Laws_of_Robotics

What Is 3D Meat? - https://savoreat.com/what-is-3d-meat-how-is-it-made-and-what-are-its-benefits/#:~:text=3D%20meat%20or%203D%20printed,'%20into%20meat%2Dlike%20forms.

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ByronBallard

Summer2023

DigitalWitchery

It Doesn’t Look Like Soft Porn to Grandma - Wyrd Mountain Gals
A recap from: Sunday, 9-25-22 7pm EST

The gals recorded this episode on the porch on the day of the fall equinox, & you can hear the satisfaction in their voices now that the summer heat is mostly gone. Byron sounds positively mellow & laid back. (Wait a minute...what? Does she have a fever?) The conversation flows easily, touching on many topics--> old pets, newspaper clippings, food, storing recipes, weather signs, & that tine 2 gals stole something from the porch.

We hope you enjoy this episode! Thank you SO MUCH for sharing :-)

Quote: It's more fun to think that you've got Satanists in the neighborhood - BB

The Betty Crocker Recipe Card Library - https://www.thekitchn.com/retro-find-the-1971-betty-croc-149673

Brandied Fruit - https://www.food.com/recipe/friendship-brandy-fruit-starter-203832

Master Nut Cracker - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTgvgqFfEvA

Satanist - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satanism

'Storm of the Century' blasted Western North Carolina - https://www.citizen-times.com/story/news/local/2018/03/12/25-years-ago-storm-century-blasted-wnc/416449002/

What is Food Insecurity? - https://hungerandhealth.feedingamerica.org/understand-food-insecurity/

Pecan Spinwheels - https://www.truegether.com/listing.html?id=USER.94383c52-d1a8-4d0a-9968-04125f0d9ee9&gclid=Cj0KCQjw1bqZBhDXARIsANTjCPLfqI8XwqAxNXIAQIuKHjHKK05S7SGxGdDHhZ0woaB1PzgcLngymHEaAtAfEALw_wcB

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ProtectiveMagic

WeatherSigns

DigitalWitchery

Wyrd Mountain Gals

Episode Airs Sunday, 5-21-23. 7pm EST

Episode link here: https://wyrdmountaingals.podbean.com/e/recap-what-s-a-potato-bush/

What's a Potato Bush?

Note-This is an episode from May 23 2020

Our current episode finds one of the girls just a wee bit irritated......

Guess which one it is?

Tea-Asheville Raven & Crone brand-Divination & good old fashioned water..

YallKnowItsByron

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DigitalWitchery

WyrdMountain

Porch Secrets - Wyrd Mountain Gals
Episode Airs Sunday 5-14-23 7pm EST

The Gals finally made it to the porch & the stories fly...they talk about ticks, snakes, & the fact that humans will eat anything. We hope you're in the mood for a few stories...

Kudzu by Phil Ruff - https://youtu.be/7Sw-Eei3MPo

Donna Douglas - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Donna_Douglas

Lance Kurland - https://www.youtube.com/@lancekurland2321

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ByronBallard

Kudzu

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CrowLove

Wyrd Mountain Gals
Episode Airs Sunday, 5-7-23
The Beltane Belles Bring Up Beltane

Quote: "Knock, knock, don't come in, I've got a knife" ~BB

Alicia wants to frolic, even though it's windy. Byron is concerned for her community. We hear some travel stories.

One Day at a Time - Marilyn Sellars - https://youtu.be/tm8Lx_Jm6aI

One Day at a Time - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0072554/

Musselwhite's Seafood and Grill - Palatka, Fl - https://musselwhitesseafood.com/

Schooner's Seafood House - St Augustine, Fl - https://www.schooners-seafood.com/

Charleston Crab House - Charleston, SC - https://charlestoncrabhouse.com/

Asheville Herb Festival - http://www.ashevilleherbfestival.org/festival-2023-workshops

Stories From The Earth Podcast - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCv9Kii85K6wi6233I3v4-4Q

Rites of Spring 45 May 24-29, 2023 - http://www.earthspirit.com/

Question of the Day--What HAS Byron done at the ocean?

R.E.M. - It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

What Are the Seneca Guns? - https://islandlifenc.com/whats-sound-seneca-guns/

Beach Metal Detecting Tips - https://www.metaldetector.com/learn/buying-guide-articles/beach-water-hunting/beach-metal-detecting-tips

MARKS STAMPED INSIDE RINGS - https://alberthern.com/blogs/news/marks-stamped-inside-rings

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BeltaneBelles

Beltane2023

Don't Sleep With Your Snake
Episode Airs Sunday April 30 2023

The Gals have a lively BS session. Things get weird and then they get gross & THEN...well, let's just say Ann Landers would not approve..

Quote: "I'm on a tour you know...like Elvis!" ~ BB

The Banana Splits Opening and Closing Theme 1968 - 1970 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMl6HnhFFIA

The Dillards Buckin' Mule The Judy Garland Show - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JEVT7ibPGL4

The Dillards - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dillards

Debunked Story - Girl Sleeps With Pet Snake* - https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/snake-measure/

TRIGGER WARNINGS - This episode is very inappropriate & may cause distress or trauma if you listen to it and can't handle irreverence, a little cussing, talk of death, & a few disgusting-ish tidbits. If you think you might be triggered by any of the above, do yourself a favor and click the alternate link below (it's funny):

https://wyrdmountaingals.podbean.com/e/leftovvers-are-the-best/

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InappropriateHumor

DigitalWitchery

The Wyrd Mountain Gals Show
Mellow Confessions - a Recap
Episode Airs (again) Sunday 4-23-23 7pm

Episode link here:
https://wyrdmountaingals.podbean.com/e/mellow-confessions-wyrd-mountain-gals-show/

This conversation is a smooth mellow ride into a different a slower pace of life. For just a few minutes, the gals have an old-fashioned conversation about "homely things".

As they speak about bee equipment & the like, we learn a few things about them..

Alicia never goes to convenience stores & doesn't use the atm. Byron is still balancing her checkbook the old-fashioned way & has never used her crockpot, even though she's had it for over 30 years..

There are stories and laughter--& very little complaining. We hope this episode leaves you smiling!

Quote: "I ain't putting nothing on the damn cloud"...

You Deserve a Break Today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqRH8wEsaVQ

Brian G Henke - https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100043052874844

Pssst...how many confessions can you count? Let us know? That's all we're saying. ;-)

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ByronBallard

DigitalWitchery

Butter Trauma
Eepisode Airs Sunday 4-16-23 7pm EST

Audio link here: https://WyrdMountainGals.podbean.com/

Alicia is feeling the Season's turning...
Byron just got back from the Trees of Avalon festival & is getting ready to start her busy touring schedule for the year. They talk about the new song Selby wrote & also about some upcoming plans that could include their listeners.....

We hope you enjoy this episode.

Thank you SO MUCH for listening! We really appreciate it when you listen & also when you share oour podcast with your WYRD friends :-)

The Foxfire Museum - https://www.foxfire.org/

Trees of Avalon Gathering - https://tagmeet.org/

The Best Acrylic Paint Pens: A Paint Marker Comparison - https://hopalongstudio.com/the-best-acrylic-paint-pens-a-paint-marker-comparison/

2BunDesigns - Custom laser cut & engraved items - https://www.2bundesigns.com/

Butter cake recipe - https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/7460/butter-cake/

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CurrentResidentsBand

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Wyrd Mountain Gals
Bits and Pieces
Episode airs Sunday 4-9-23 7pm EST

Audio link here: www.WyrdMountainGals.podbean.com

This episode brings you a few short segments that didn't make a regular episode. Byron laments that she can't pick up 2 bags of cow manure at the same time anymore. Alicia wants to know how the hell is it that a person can "sleep wrong"? Byron reveals the secret to getting rid of an earworm (Appalachian style)....

Special guest: Dave Selby

Old Town Cemetery - Stirling - Scotland - https://www.oldtowncemetery.co.uk/category/gravestones/

Technotronic - Pump Up The Jam (Official Music Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EcjWd-O4jI

When The Roll Is Called Up Yonder - The Gaithers - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjnKXb7bR_o

Cyndi Lauper - All Through the Night (Official Audio) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZONKoKIQ9RY

Billy Joel - Through the Long Night (Audio) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSQTSiveZHU

Scottish tribal pipes & drums band Clanadonia playing "Ya Bassa" during St Andrew's Day event 2019 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwWmcMz0ZVk

WYRD Mountain

Cruising down the Parkway in my automobile
Trying to get back to my Papy's corn liquor still

As soon as I crossed that Buncombe County line
Something in the air blew my podcast up high

It was the wisdom from the chicks in the city sticks
And I knew right then it was gonna be my fix

No need for white lightening to get my start
They'd say "lord have mercy!" and "bless your heart"

W Y R D yeah you know what I mean
It's not strange
You can take it from me
W Y R D come listen and see
Wyrd Mountain Gals on W Y R D

Up on Wyrd Mountain they're done getting their kicks
Jamming on the porch, just hitting that _____*caw caw!

Stirring up the pot, that's what they do best
They can dish it out till there ain't nothing left

W Y R D yeah you know what I mean
It's not strange
You can take it from me
W Y R D come listen and see
Wyrd Mountain Gals on W Y R D

It's them Wyrd Mountain Gals on W Y R D
Yeah those Wyrd Mountain Gals on W Y R D

David Selby and the Current Residents
David Selby-vocals,guitar,bass,sax
Craig Steven-piano, organ, drums
@2022 Talidu Studios Asheville, NC

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Appalachia

Nostalgia

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CurrentResidents

Wyrd Mountain Gals
Breaking Heathrow
Episode Airs Sunday 4-2-23 7pm EST

Audio Link Here: www.WyrdMountainGals.podbean.com

The gals have a lively discussion about the joys of travel. Alicia grilled Byron like a sandwich on all the details of her trip.

Museum of Magic,Fortune-telling & Witchcraft - https://www.facebook.com/museumofmfw

Ash Mill - https://metro.co.uk/2023/02/04/scotlands-first-museum-of-witchcraft-magic-and-fortune-telling-to-open-18214580/

Rosslyn Chapel - https://www.rosslynchapel.com/

Basilica of Saint Lawrence - https://saintlawrencebasilica.org/

The New Forest - https://www.thenewforest.co.uk/

The Jurassic Coast - https://www.jurassiccoast.org/

Thanks SO MUCH for listening & thanks for sharing with your WYRD friends!

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ByronBallard

Heathrow

DigitalWitchery

Wyrd Mountain Gals
"Full Metal Redneck"
Episode Airs Sunday March 26. 2023 7pm EST

Audio Link Here: www.WyrdMountainGals.com

Ah yes, Spring is in the air & the gals know it. They talk about a range of subjects (as usual), though for once-they didn't talk about death...

Quote: "If I had to spend $50 on a plate of food, it would just hurt me"

Hannah Flanaghan's - https://theoriginalhannahflanagans.com/

Tartan Shop - tartanshop.com

Border reivers - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Border_reivers

Dolly Parton’s Sister’s Tweets Are a ‘Racist’ Dumpster Fire - https://www.thedailybeast.com/dolly-partons-sister-stellas-tweets-are-a-racist-dumpster-fire

Kevn Kinney - The Train Don't Stop At The Millworks Anymore - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YBaLklMBD0

Disjointed - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5884792/

Thank you for sharing this podcast with your Wyrd friends!

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ErnestTBass

FullMetalRedneck

KissMyAppalachianBehind

DigitalWitchery

51 22 511

What Would Bob Ross Do? Part 2
Episode Airs Sunday, March 19 2023 7pm EST

Part 2 finds the gals wondering what people are doing when listening to the podcast. The talk ranges from screaming goat toys to "medical stuff" as Alicia calls it. Not too much ranting and raving in this episode. We hope you enjoy and if you have a minute, would you tell us what you are usually doing when listening to the podcast? Thanks!

Bernina - https://www.bernina.com/en-US/Home-United-States#

Kung Fu Cats - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wu0O2ocpUQM

The Screaming Goat toy - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9NtJBcRkmA

Dr. Claude Frazier - https://www.andersrice.com/obituaries/Dr-Claude-Albee-Frazier?obId=4341887

Books by Claude Albee Frazier - https://www.thriftbooks.com/a/claude-albee-frazier/620270/

New Bioptic Glasses Help a Lady With Macular Degeneration Keep Driving - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MzqX3wz-l6c

Ear Wicks and Dressings - https://www.harleystreetent.com/Our-Services/Ear/Ear-Treatment-Options/Ear-wicks-and-dressings

All Creatures Great and Small -https://www.google.com/search?q=all+creatures+great+and+small&rlz=1C1CHBD_enUS985US985&oq=all+creatures+great+and+small&aqs=chrome.0.0i271j46i433i512j0i433i512j46i175i199i512j0i433i512l2j46i512j0i512l3.14111j0j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

The Dark Side of the Moon - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dark_Side_of_the_Moon

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ByronBallard

WomensDay2023

DigitalWitchery

The Wyrd Mountain Gals Show

What Would Bob Ross Think? Part 1
Episode 1 Airs Sunday 3-12-23 7pm EST

Audio Link here: www.WyrdMountainGals.podbean.com

The gals meander through a conversation that goes "hither & yon", all the way through robot vacuumns, pop art, weather & (of course) food.

They want to know what you (yes you!) are doing when you listen to the podcast? Comment below.

AI Art - https://www.americanscientist.org/article/ai-is-blurring-the-definition-of-artist

Robotic Vacuumn - Pros And Cons Of Using A Robot Vacuum

Bob Ross, American painter and television personality - https://www.britannica.com/biography/Bob-Ross

Play Music On The Porch Day - https://www.facebook.com/playmusicontheporchday

Vivian's Table - https://www.vivians-table.com/

Winter Storm Impacting the West - https://www.weather.gov/riw/Winter_Storm_1_9_10_2017

Asheville Tennis Courts - https://www.ashevillenc.gov/projects/pickleball-and-tennis-courts/

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ByronBallard

PlayMusicOnThePorchDay

Podcast

DigitalWItchery

The Blurt SistersEpisode Airs Sunday March 5, 2023

Spring is in the air, spirits are high, & the gals sure are enjoying it! Their conversation is lively, moving from topic to topic at a rapid pace. It's Byron's birthday week & Alicia is getting ready for her first show since before Covid.

We hope you enjoy this episode. Thanks so much for listening & commenting & sharing! Your help spreading the word about the tomfoolery going on in this podcast is much appreciated!

Honey Wagon sings "Poker Face" (Bluegrass Version)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diCjlyD9UKM

Eric Cartman feat. Kenny & Kyle - Poker Face REMIX (Music Video) HD - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qST5eVLudrQ

Lady Gaga - Poker Face (Official Music Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bESGLojNYSo

David After Dentist - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txqiwrbYGrs

FUNNY REACTIONS of PEOPLE UNDER ANESTHESIA - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJyNV8jJ-aA

Eden Brothers Seeds - www.edenbrothers.com

Have You Ever Heard of a Chinquapin? - https://www.southernliving.com/food/nuts/chinquapin-nut

Buncombe Fruit & Nut Club - https://www.facebook.com/groups/buncombefruitnutclub/

Asheville GreenWorks - https://www.ashevillegreenworks.org/

Alanis Morissette - Perfect - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9WIM2zZ2nI

Joni Mitchell gives rare performance at 'thrilling' Gershwin Prize concert: Inside the show - https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/music/2023/03/02/joni-mitchell-sings-gershwin-prize-concert-her-honor/11375424002/

Free Bird - Best of Pickin' on Lynyrd Skynyrd: The Ultimate Bluegrass Tribute - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDwrvP_x1Cs

Karmasonics music store is closing after 22 years - https://www.citizen-times.com/story/news/local/2016/12/02/karmasonics-music-closing-after-22-years/94799046/

Harvest Records - https://www.harvest-records.com/

WyrdMountainGals#ByronBallard#Appalachian#DigitalWitchery

Give Me All The Earth Wind and Fire Part Episode Airs Sunday 02-16-23 7pm EST

Thee gals start out the 2nd half of the podcast in a much better mood.

Trigger Warning!!! Child labor, environmental issues

Dark Sky Reserve.s in New Zealand - https://www.newzealand.com/us/stargazing/

Pisgah International Research Institute - https://www.pari.edu/

Pin curls - https://www.lorealparisusa.com/beauty-magazine/hair-style/hairstyle-trends/how-to-do-pin-curls

Madonna's Face and the Myth of Aging Gracefully - https://time.com/6253977/madonna-face-grammys-2023/

Dolly's Cakes - https://www.duncanhines.com/dolly-partons-favorites

Three Chopt Sandwich Shop - https://www.facebook.com/people/Three-chopt-sandwich-shoppe/100063673114159/

Last Episode:

Is it HAARP??

Child Labor Laws - https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/feb/11/us-child-labor-laws-violations

Wagner chief admits to founding Russian troll farm sanctioned for meddling in US elections - https://www.cnn.com/2023/02/14/europe/russia-yevgeny-prigozhin-internet-research-agency-intl/index.html

Ghafla: Chakobsa term meaning "distraction". Herbert took this term directly from the Arabic where "Ghafla" means anything that distracts one from God

What is a burner phone?A burner phone, or burner, is an inexpensive mobile phone designed for temporary, sometimes anonymous, use, after which it may be discarded. Burners are purchased with prepaid minutes and without a formal contract with a communications provider. While some users may buy burner phones for cash to avoid the financial commitment of a contract, some others use their phones for illicit purposes, such as criminal conspiracies and fraud.

Stephen Stills - Love The One You're With - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH3ruuml-R4

Sly and the Family Sonte - https://slystonemusic.com/

Burt Bacharach - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burt_Bacharach

Dionne Warwick - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dionne_Warwick

Earth, Wind & Fire - September - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk

Thumbprint Radio - https://help.pandora.com/s/article/000001078?language=en_US#modes

Willie Nelson Weed Strain Information | Leafly - https://www.leafly.com/strains/willie-nelson

Wet Willie - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wet_Willie

List of Secrets and Easter Eggs in the Haunted Mansion - https://www.wdwvacationtips.com/haunted-mansion-tips-and-secrets/

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Give Me All The Earth Wind and Fire Part 1Episode Airs sunday 02-19-23 7pm EST

Thee gals start out mad about the train wreck & child labor laws being challenged, then move on to dreams, music, you know...the usual wyrdness.

Trigger Warning!!! Child labor, environmental issues

Is it HAARP??

Child Labor Laws - https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/feb/11/us-child-labor-laws-violations

Wagner chief admits to founding Russian troll farm sanctioned for meddling in US elections - https://www.cnn.com/2023/02/14/europe/russia-yevgeny-prigozhin-internet-research-agency-intl/index.html

Ghafla: Chakobsa term meaning "distraction". Herbert took this term directly from the Arabic where "Ghafla" means anything that distracts one from God

What is a burner phone?A burner phone, or burner, is an inexpensive mobile phone designed for temporary, sometimes anonymous, use, after which it may be discarded. Burners are purchased with prepaid minutes and without a formal contract with a communications provider. While some users may buy burner phones for cash to avoid the financial commitment of a contract, some others use their phones for illicit purposes, such as criminal conspiracies and fraud.

Stephen Stills - Love The One You're With - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH3ruuml-R4

Sly and the Family Sonte - https://slystonemusic.com/

Burt Bacharach - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burt_Bacharach

Dionne Warwick - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dionne_Warwick

Earth, Wind & Fire - September - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk

Thumbprint Radio - https://help.pandora.com/s/article/000001078?language=en_US#modes

Willie Nelson Weed Strain Information | Leafly - https://www.leafly.com/strains/willie-nelson

Wet Willie - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wet_Willie

List of Secrets and Easter Eggs in the Haunted Mansion - https://www.wdwvacationtips.com/haunted-mansion-tips-and-secrets/

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Episode Airs Sunday 2-10-23Fizzleheads & Scammers

The gals are in fine form this weekend. They're talking food, food, plants that grow food, some recipes, more food, and (drum roll please) food. They are planning another trip & this time they want company...

Thanks to everyone out there listening, commenting, & spreading the Wyrd. We really appreciate it!

Raw Chocolate Almond Truffles - https://www.downtoearth.org/recipes/raw-chocolate-almond-truffles

Raw Pizza with Red Pepper Flax Crust - https://www.onegreenplanet.org/plant-based-recipes/raw-vegan-pizza-with-red-pepper-flax-crust/

Raw Chocolate Smoothie - https://www.savorysimple.net/raw-chocolate-smoothie/

Alex's Raw Chocolate Pudding - https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/166611/alexs-raw-chocolate-pudding/

Burns Night: A classic haggis, neeps and tatties recipe and how to use up the leftovers - https://news.yahoo.com/burns-night-classic-haggis-neeps-063000607.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cuZ29vZ2xlLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAACN_Gxsz6UQXiFgzNx44es7mKaA0z4zl5iZsjyoahaUKkh4QcX5ZD13krFzkOTxVuXiLhiTzbB4oW3gEt800ZRw8ahRlqauVq_qm3vda7VKxCqaNIQy7UVoz5PTCgi7JEYRbF9QrA_IYHCXE_yUOgyIVhMvRQUepydQV43aBxSXD

The surprise snowstorm of April 1987 - https://spectrumlocalnews.com/nc/charlotte/weather/2022/03/17/the-surprise-snow-storm-of-april-1987

Squirrel Nut Zippers - https://www.snzippers.com/

Tail of the Dragon - https://tailofthedragon.com/

Cherohala Skyway - https://cherohala.com/

The Undisputed Truth - Smiling Faces Sometimes - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GXSHRJYxTQ

Ruth's Chris Steak House - Asheville - https://www.ruthschrisphg.com/asheville?gclid=CjwKCAiAuaKfBhBtEiwAht6H7_9OItyQBtjeK2OtkOlmUiWmqo0f4jhrY-jkAXUhdRI8UrT5UgnwkRoCwvUQAvD_BwE

VEGAS VACATION - Tour scene - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6oxhLz9l5s

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The B is Silent - Wyrd Mountain GalsAirs Sunday 2-5-23 7pm EST

Alicia is covered up with Capricorns & Aquarius. Byron is surrounded by bulls. They've both been pushing through a busy schedule, & are ready for some down-time.*

*This is a long episode!

Quote: "I'm complaining but I'm not really complaining" - BB

Knocking on Heaven's Door - Guns n Roses -

Knocking on Heaven's Door - Bob Dylan - https://youtu.be/O-sVpVIovKk

Hitch - Current Residents - https://youtu.be/j-f4IS45uzk

Glen Campbell - Wichita Lineman (Live Goodtime Hour) - https://youtu.be/-HFCuBLAjXo

Hopey - https://hopeyandcompany.com/

Moose Cafe - https://www.eatatthemoosecafe.com/asheville

The Presidents of the United States of America - Peaches - https://youtu.be/VvcohzJvviQ

Fiddler on the Roof (1/10) Movie CLIP - Tradition! (1971) HD - https://youtu.be/kDtabTufxao

Brigid - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brigid

Scapular - https://www.catholiccompany.com/content/how-to-use-the-scapular

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Chicken Leg Popsicle Sandwich - A Rerun - Wyrd Mountain GalsEpisode Airs Sunday, 1-29-23

We're bringing back the Wyrd-ness* with this older recording from 2019. We hope you enjoy!

In this episode the girls ramble about everything from chicken leg popsicle sandwiches to Gospel music. How does this relate? How do they get from Wyrd Mountain to the Cove? And how does Byron know that it was a truck driving by Billy Graham's sign? There's only one way to find out…Thanks for listening!

Tea-Divination

*-Did it ever leave?

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A Rerun of DeathEpisode Airs Sunday 1-22-23 7pm EST

The gals couldn't help but talk about Death this week. Well that and changing the name of an iconic song to something that sounds like it's from Carolina. But mostly Death.

TRIGGER WARNING-every other sentence has something some of yall won't like at all & it may be triggering for you, so please....if you are of a delicate nature, don't even bother listening.

Thanks for sharing this podcast with your Wyrd friends. We really appreciate it!

Hotel California - https://youtu.be/g16-FYr3W9M

Daddy Sang Bass - https://youtu.be/x_geYBnMNG0

George Gershwin - Summertime - https://youtu.be/ixdJLXDT_QM

NC Advance Healthcare Directives Forms - https://www.sosnc.gov/forms/by_title/_advance_healthcare_directives

NC Legal Requirements for Last Will - https://www.ncleg.net/EnactedLegislation/Statutes/PDF/ByArticle/Chapter_31/Article_1.pdf

FAQ NC Last Will - https://www.nccourts.gov/help-topics/wills-and-estates/estates

Brittany Hull - https://www.facebook.com/brittainy.hall

Angie Buchanon - Certified Death Doula - https://www.facebook.com/SwampWitch

Gravy Fountain - https://www.foodandwine.com/holidays-events/thanksgiving/gravy-fountain

Another Gravy Fountain - https://gardenandgun.com/articles/gravy-fountain-brunch-wedding/

Opinion: City’s Response to Water Crisis Has Been a Debacle by JOHN BOYLE - https://avlwatchdog.org/opinion-citys-response-to-water-crisis-has-been-a-true-debacle/

J&S Cafeteria - https://www.jscafeteria.com/

Umi Sushi - https://www.umihendersonville.com/

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They Are All My FavoriteEpisode Airs Sunday 1-15-23 7pm EST

Thanks to everyone for sharing, commenting or just listening! We really appreciate it :-)

Chicago - 25 Or 6 To 4https://youtu.be/iUAYeN3Rp2E

Fantastic Fungi - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8258074/

Charles Tart - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Tart

Book - Altered States of Consciousness by Charles Tart - https://www.abebooks.com/book-search/title/altered-states-consciousness/author/charles-tart/

grok /ɡräk/:to understand (something) intuitively or by empathy."because of all the commercials, children grok things immediately"empathize or communicate sympathetically; establish a rapport."nestling earth couple would like to find water brothers to grok with in peace"

Parkway Drive-ih - https://www.parkwaydrivein.com/

Sam's Gap - https://www.millenniumhwy.net/I-26_tour/page5.html

Imbolc - https://www.history.com/topics/holidays/imbolc

California ERs report 1800% rise in pot-related visits for senior citizens - https://nypost.com/2023/01/12/california-ers-report-1800-rise-in-pot-related-senior-visits/

Learn about Marijuana strains - https://www.leafly.com/

Acapulco Gold song - Cheech and Chong - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwcSNp-NET4

David Holt - https://www.davidholt.com/

Bird Flu Current Situation Summary - https://www.cdc.gov/flu/avianflu/avian-flu-summary.htm

What is ADHD? - https://www.cdc.gov/ncbddd/adhd/facts.html#:~:text=ADHD%20is%20one%20of%20the,)%2C%20or%20be%20overly%20active.

GB Warehouse - https://housershoes.com/kadro_store/store/view/id/2/

Who is Imelda Marcos and why are her shoes famous? - https://www.thenationalnews.com/world/asia/2022/05/11/who-is-imelda-marcos-and-why-are-her-shoes-famous/

Brigid - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brigid

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It's Not StandardEpisode Airs Sunday, 1-8-23 7pm EST

The gals are feisty, oh so feisty. We find out that Byron doesn't care much about....barbeque AND Chili (gasp). Byron talks about her upcoming trip to Scotland and we learn that her upcoming festival calendar is even busier than last year.

Byron's favorites: Onions, garlic, peppers, cabbage all sauteed together with alot of black pepper ground up in it

Firm tofu toss with peanut butter and then toss in steamed broccoli. sometimes i chop up onion in that too.

Get a brie. Put a dollop of some kind of jam with it & put it in the oven till it gets soft.

Nabor's Drive In - https://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_Review-g48984-d1820906-Reviews-NA_BERS_Drive_In-Bryson_City_North_Carolina.html

Barbecue Inn in Asheville Shuts Doors for Last Time After 50 Years - https://bbqjew.com/2011/07/10/barbecue-inn-in-asheville-shuts/

Road Trip Coffee - https://holyspiritmonasterygifts.com/monks-mountain-coffee-ground/

The Great Retirement - https://blog.adeccousa.com/2022-hiring-trend-great-retirement/

Asheville water problems: What happened and the numbers involved - https://wlos.com/news/local/asheville-water-problems-what-happened-and-the-numbers-involved

Teledoc - https://www.teladoc.com/start/?utm_medium=sem&utm_source=google&utm_campaign=sem_google_th_enr_us_fm_web-mobile_brand_bob_gen_ecpc_event3&utm_content=search_tdh_gen_brand-generic_text_na_na_na_na_liv-hp&utm_term=teledoc_e_12009158636_115657028803_kwd-48904327307&pk_source=google&pk_medium=sem&pk_campaign=sem_google_th_enr_us_fm_web-mobile_brand_bob_gen_ecpc_event3&gclid=CjwKCAiAqt-dBhBcEiwATw-ggJRge7ETIpA-4SJayGiV31p8XiUnueRbsG10AjIWY2rTJloTWElkPxoCg-MQAvD_BwE

Quote: Critical thinking will save your life. Use your own brain ~ A

Everything you wanted to know about WWE weapons - https://www.sportskeeda.com/wwe/everything-you-wanted-to-know-about-wwe-weapons/7

Chief Wahoo McDaniel - https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Wrestling/ChiefWahooMcDaniel

Coates Produce - https://coatesproduce.com/CornmealsGritsSoups_c_15.html

Chicken in a Biskit - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In_a_Biskit

Hickory Farms - https://www.hickoryfarms.com/search?q=charcuterie⟨=default

Euromarket of Asheville - https://www.facebook.com/EuromarketofAsheville/about/?ref=page_internal

The Swiss Colony - https://www.swisscolony.com/

Gypsy Queen - https://gypsyqueencuisine.com/ or https://www.facebook.com/pages/Gypsy%20Queen%20Cuisine/466490740411873/

The Madness - https://www.themadnessavl.com/

Asheville is "Foodtopia" - https://www.exploreasheville.com/foodtopia/

Joyce Kilmer Memorial Forest - https://www.fs.usda.gov/recarea/nfsnc/recarea/?recid=48920

Random Street Views - https://randomstreetview.com/

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Lamentations from the Book of WyrdEpisode Airs Sunday, 1-1-23 7pm EST

Alicia tells the story of the New Year's Turkey at the cottage. They are both grateful that the water didn't freeze on Wyrd Mountain last week and are generally recovering from both the cold weather and the holidays.

Wednesday - https://www.google.com/search?q=netflix+wednesday&rlz=1C1CHBD_enUS985US985&oq=netflix+wednesday&aqs=chrome.0.0i271j46i433i512j0i433i512j0i131i433i512j0i512l6.6863j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

Grace & Frankie - https://www.google.com/search?q=grace+and+frankie&rlz=1C1CHBD_enUS985US985&oq=grace+and+frankie&aqs=chrome.0.0i271j46i131i433i512j0i512l8.2999j0j9&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

Fantastic Fungi - https://fantasticfungi.com/

Electric Coat - https://people.com/best-heated-jackets-6835907

Causes of cold intolerance - https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/325151

Quote - "Layers are always the answer ~ BB"

Walking Woman - https://www.facebook.com/downtownasheville/photos/many-of-you-on-here-wont-know-this-woman-only-those-who-lived-here-in-the-70s-80/328796610508728/?paipv=0&eav=Afb5Xi67qC_I39B2hTy8Ev2ZeT3zdDIr9wbhLBxTrm_cXEKASLfUhShJ6rddZH8kwK0&_rdr

Swami Virato - https://ashvegas.com/r-i-p-ashevilles-swami-virato/

Put One Foot in Front of the Other - Santa Claus is Coming to Town - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRNiOpoZHV4

More false claims from George Santos about his work, education and family history emerge - https://www.cnn.com/2022/12/28/politics/george-santos-false-claims-kfile/index.html

George Santos laim of being Jewish tells us a lot about American politics - ps://www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnbc-opinion/george-santos-jewish-republican-lie-rcna63408

Asheville Raven and Crone - https://www.ashevillepagansupply.store/

Beloved Asheville - https://belovedasheville.com/

Merlin Bird ID - https://merlin.allaboutbirds.org/

A Traditional Southern New Year's Day Dinner - https://www.thespruceeats.com/southern-new-years-day-dinner-3057537

The Paul Harvey Show - http://www.paulharvey.com/

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Wyrd Mountain GalsA Click Of The Viewmaster..Episode Airs 12-25-22 7pm EST

Craggy Mountain Tree Service - https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100044263586737

Alicia's new boots - https://www.skechers.com/go-walk-arch-fit-boot---simply-cheery/144407_BBK.html

Omni Grove Park Inn Gingerbread Contest - https://www.omnihotels.com/hotels/asheville-grove-park/gingerbread

Crows - https://www.statnews.com/2020/09/24/crows-possess-higher-intelligence-long-thought-primarily-human/

The Ravenmaster - https://www.historic-uk.com/CultureUK/How-to-be-the-Ravenmaster/

Marvin Gaye - What's Going On

Urania's Well - https://www.facebook.com/uraniaswell/about

MerryChristmas#StaySafeYall#WyrdMountainGals#ByronBallardWDigitalWitchery

Wyrd Mountain GalsA Tale of Two Wyrd GalsEpisode Airs Sunday, 12-18-22

In this episode we find the gals chatting about what's going on in their lives. Alicia tells stories about her time in Outpatient, Byron has been busy making the following: 12th night cakePrune CakePlum Cake Black raspberry jamBlackberry jamMixed fruit jamApplesauce

She probably has the best smelling kitchen in Asheville!

Ingredients in grape conserve: grapes nuts orange peel oranges

We sure hope you enjoy our latest offering. Thanks for listening-we really appreciate it!

Please share with your Wyrd friends :-)

This episode has many potential triggers! Medical, surgical, accidents, death, etc. If you have a sensitive disposition, you might want to listen to this episode instead: https://wyrdmountaingals.podbean.com/e/leftovvers-are-the-best/

MedicAlert - https://www.medicalert.org/

Are RFID chips the future of medical tattoos? - https://digitalhealthcentral.com/2021/07/12/are-rfid-chips-the-future-of-medical-tattoos/

Quote: "I really wanted to get wound up about this, and now you're telling me just to appreciate eggs."

Alicia is reading Pilgrim's Progress.

Pilgrim's Progress - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pilgrim%27s_Progress

Swiss Family Robinson - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Swiss_Family_Robinson

The Scarlet Letter - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Scarlet_Letter

Dolly Parton Reads - https://www.youtube.com/@imaginationlibrary/videos

Miley's New Years Eve Party - https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=kOxiLcEmbWE

Miley Cyrus - The Backyard Sessions - "Jolene" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOwblaKmyVw

Mr. Garrison Wishes You a Merry F&*#ing Christmas - SOUTH PARK - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K40epl0r-Fg

Cartman sings "O Holy Night - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p0ptkrc844

south park christmas time in hell - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Zo1sGtBceI

South Park- Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVTKfllQolI

Soma FM - https://somafm.com/

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The Ghosts of Christmas PastEpisode Airs Sunday 12-26-21 7pm EST

We hope you enjoy this holiday recap edition of Wyrd Mountain Gals. We took segments from the last couple of years & put them together just like a leftover turkey sandwich...

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Wyrd Mountain GalsThe Sermonator Has A ColdEpisode Airs Sunday, 12-4-22 7pm EST

Well Byron's got a head cold & is eating some chicken soup & drinking elderberry tincture. Alicia goes on a talking spree to try to cover for her & we find out that she's not putting up any decorations for the season. Seasonal memories come up (as expected).

We hope you enjoy this episode of Wyrd Mountain Gals & thanks SO MUCH to everyone sharing, commenting, & passing on your ideas to us.

UV Brite - https://uv-brite.com/

Some games for cats: https://www.petfinder.com/blog/2015/01/games_for_pets_cats_iphone_app/

Vena's selfie - https://www.instagram.com/p/hGSOmEORsL/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Truce 1914 - https://music.apple.com/us/album/truce-1914-single/1326659462

SouthPark Christmas songs: Cartman sings "O Holy Night" -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p0ptkrc844Mr. Garrison Wishes You a Merry F&*#ing Christmashttps://youtu.be/K40epl0r-Fg

SomaFM Christmas channels:Xmas in Frisko - https://somafm.com/xmasinfrisko/Christmas lounge - https://somafm.com/christmas/songhistory.html

The Year Without A Santa Claus - https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4cfza7

Christmas Coconut Cake - https://www.food.com/recipe/christmas-coconut-cake-252900

Broken Glass Pie - https://www.tasteofhome.com/recipes/broken-glass-dessert/

Bing Crosby White Christmas album - https://youtu.be/CYnJSBhm8wQ

Slim Whitmasn Christmas Album - https://youtu.be/08skxsX4tvU

V̲i̲nce̲ G̲u̲a̲ra̲ldi̲ - 1965 Greatest Hits - A Charlie Brown Christmas - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9kma0diE3s

Asheville Holiday Parade - https://www.romanticasheville.com/holiday_parade.htm

Unitarian Universalist Church of Catawba Valley - https://uuhickory.org/

59th Bridge Street Song (Feelin' Groovy) HARPER'S BIZARRE (with lyrics) - https://youtu.be/PBBF3THy2bU

Hot Dog King - https://thehotdogkings.com/

The Christmas Ornament Tragedy of 2015 - https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=10206348327281693&set=a.1136288842062

Loreena mckennitt: A Midwinter Night's Dream - https://youtu.be/GTG0VPLAFkU

Windham Hill - A Winter's Solstice - https://youtu.be/kh_sckAUkgE

Kuhn Rikon 2-Cup Pull & Chop Food Chopper - https://www.qvc.com/Kuhn-Rikon-2-Cup-Pull-%26-Chop-Food-Chopper-Chop.product.K50212.html?sc=SRCH

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The Wyrd Mountain Gals Show Almost Live - Part2 Airs Sunday 11-27-22 7pm EST

Questions (summarized):

What is your knowledge concerning the Appalachian interconnected cave systems & their sigifigance concerning Appalachia traditions?

Do you have a tradition of removing warts?

What are your experiences with the Fey?

Are you part of the NPR Story Corps?

Alexander Carmichael - Carmina Gadelica - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmina_Gadelica

From a Reddit thread about Jessica of Dune's transmutation of the Spice into the Water of Life: "A Reverend Mother must have complete control of her body. A much higher degree of control than the average basic Bene Gesserit training (which requires control of every individual muscle and vocal chord). A Reverend Mother is essentially poisoned and must alter the molecular structure of the poison so that she may live. This proves her ultimate control over the very molecules of her body and the by-product of nullifying the poison is a powerful prescient drug that gives her permanent access to her genetic memory. This is an interesting concept from a Chemistry point of view because organic molecules are incredibly complex and their nature can be drastically altered with a slight adjustment. Beyond that however, I don't think there is any serious chemistry to examine, its all pseudo-chemistry as you said." https://www.reddit.com/r/dune/comments/asg0cd/jessicas_transformationthe_water_of_life

https://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0276872

NPR Story Corp - https://storycorps.org/about/

East Kentucky Mutual Aid Society https://www.facebook.com/groups/2557126217948530/

Cornbread Communism https://www.facebook.com/cornbreadcommunism/

We hope you enjoy this episode of Wyrd Mountain Gals. Please share it with your Wyrd friends :-)

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The Wyrd Mountain Gals Show Airs Sunday 11-20-22 11pm Almost Live - Part 1

The crew from Wyrd Mountain made a trek to Chatanooga & proceeded to talk about....well, you can guess, can't you? They're spreading the wyrd everywhere they go about Appalachian Folkwagic, food, & death. (their Greatest Hits). This first episode finds them introducing themselves and the little cottage on Wyrd Mountain. We hope you enjoy!

Tune in next week as for more of what turned out to be a super conversation. And thanks for listening!

Feel free to share our podcast if you know anyone wyrd enough ;-)

Trigger warning--this podcast is not for the faint of heart. Please avoid it you don't want to hear about death & other hard subjects.

Tennessee Waltz - Patti Page- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XCvfy6Huyc

John Boy and Billy - https://thebigshow.com/

The Beatles - I'm So Tired (Remastered 2009) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cqHtGb9WYM

Trae Crowder - https://www.youtube.com/@TraeCrowderLiberalRedneck

Wanderlinger Brewing Co. https://www.wanderlinger.com/

Quote: It doesn't matter 'cause the polar icecaps are melting. ~BB

The Night Travelers - The Night Travelers - https://www.youtube.com/@TheNightTravelers

Hymn of the Cherubim (Excerpt) - Tchaikovsky - https://music.youtube.com/search?q=tchaikovsky+organ

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The Kids Are Alright - Part 2 Airs Sunday 11-13-22 7pm EST

This second part of the episode finds the gals planning a pagan tent revival... They talk about "going to ground" and what it means for humans, their upcoming trip, community weaving, & Byron's new project (She's writing a column for Sage Woman Magazine!). Then, true to their nature, the talk turns to food. .

Trigger warning - lots of talk about Death, Ancestors, and the like. You know, the usual. Don't listen if you are sensitive to those subjects.

Thanks SO MUCH for sharing this podcast with your Wyrd friends!! We really appreciate it.

Quote: "I'm just trying to be...mature" ~BB

Guy Mitchell - Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania (1952) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jk22CHRAoPU

Willie Nelson - On The Road Again (Official Audio) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBN86y30Ufc

Ask an Appalachian Witch -https://fb.me/e/29ZSvlNRm

Asheville Beer History - https://www.exploreasheville.com/.../asheville-beer-history/

Sierra Nevada BREWERY TOURS & TASTINGS - https://sierranevada.com/visit/north-carolina/brewery-tour/

Ruby Tuesday - https://www.rubytuesday.com/

ANGELLE'S DINER - https://www.angellesdiner.com/

Cracker Barrel - https://www.crackerbarrel.com/

Electric lunch box for cars - https://www.wayfair.com/keyword.php...

The Paul Lynde Halloween Special 1976 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VDhohNso68

Pinky Tuscadero - Disco Baby - Paul Lynde Halloween Special - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1qFfItfnXY

Jerry Lewis - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Lewis

The Jerry Lewis MDA Labor Day Telethon - https://en.wikipedia.org/.../The_Jerry_Lewis_MDA_Labor...

KISS - Paul Lynde Halloween Special - 1976 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iPe6hhVPHY--------

The Story of Amazing Grace - Amazing Grace - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazing_Grace

Evolve: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/evolve

Great Commission - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Commission

WyrdMountainGals

Samhain2022

Byron Ballard

DigitalWitchery

PaulLynde

The Kids Are Alright - Part 1 Episode Airs Sunday 11-6-22 7pm EST

Byron is mad at that nice Hyatt she just stayed in because it's just so wasteful... They talk about the season of Samhain, the dying time, and how it's the Final Harvest in the season of the Dead. Then the gals talk about gardening, some more about the Dead, and food....you know, the usual. They decide to put on a Pagan Tent Revival. After all, Byron is an "Evangelical Animist".

Trigger warning - lots of talk about Death, Ancestors, and the like. You know, the usual. Don't listen if you are sensitive to those subjects.

Thanks SO MUCH for sharing this podcast with your Wyrd friends!! We really appreciate it. :-)

Quote: "I'm just trying to be...mature" ~BB

Guy Mitchell - Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania (1952) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jk22CHRAoPU

Willie Nelson - On The Road Again (Official Audio) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBN86y30Ufc

Ask an Appalachian Witch -https://fb.me/e/29ZSvlNRm

Asheville Beer History - https://www.exploreasheville.com/stories/post/asheville-beer-history/

Sierra Nevada BREWERY TOURS & TASTINGS - https://sierranevada.com/visit/north-carolina/brewery-tour/

Ruby Tuesday - https://www.rubytuesday.com/

ANGELLE'S DINER - https://www.angellesdiner.com/

Cracker Barrel - https://www.crackerbarrel.com/

Electric lunch box for cars - https://www.wayfair.com/keyword.php?keyword=electric+lunch+box+for+car

The Paul Lynde Halloween Special 1976 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VDhohNso68

Pinky Tuscadero - Disco Baby - Paul Lynde Halloween Special - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1qFfItfnXY

Jerry Lewis - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerry_Lewis

The Jerry Lewis MDA Labor Day Telethon - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Jerry_Lewis_MDA_Labor_Day_Telethon

KISS - Paul Lynde Halloween Special - 1976 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iPe6hhVPHY

The Story of Amazing Grace - Amazing Grace - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amazing_Grace

Evolve: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/evolve

Great Commission - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Commission

WyrdMountainGals

Samhain2022

Byron Ballard

DigitalWitchery

PaulLynde

The Shadow - Naked and Carrying a Rifle Episode Airs Sunday 10-30-22 7pm EST

This week finds the gals in a lighthearted mood (for once!), and the talk moves at a good pace. Alicia declares her appreciation for a "dark turn of mind". Byron is writing a journal again. They talk about running naked, bet you'd never guess which gal admitted to streaking...

We hope you enjoy this episode. Thanks for listening & thanks for sharing!

*WARNING Crude subject matter spoken about

*NOTE Gomez wants to know...how do you W Y R D?

Quote: I'm telling all the stories, but I ain't naming no names ~BB

Steve Buscemi - https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000114/

Miracle Workers - ps://www.imdb.com/title/tt7529770/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_3

YouTubeTV - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/YouTube_TV

Tombstone - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tombstone_(film)

Val Kilmer - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Val_Kilmer

The Beastmaster - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Beastmaster

Lenticular Clouds - https://www.weather.gov/abq/features_acsl

Old Time Radio Sound Effects Video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jbNpGQnTQI

After the Rapture Pet Care - https://aftertherapturepetcare.com/

Hatfield–McCoy feud - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hatfield%E2%80%93McCoy_feud

Raëlian beliefs and practices - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ra%C3%ABlian_beliefs_and_practices

Asheville Topless Rally - https://www.citizen-times.com/story/news/local/2019/08/21/asheville-topless-rally-returns-downtown/2063518001/

A Feast With the Dead: How to Hold a Pagan Dumb Supper for Samhain - https://www.learnreligions.com/feast-with-the-dead-2562707

2001: A Space Odyssey (film) - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2001:_A_Space_Odyssey_(film)

Lunar Samhain and Solar Samhain - https://www.celticdruidtemple.com/lunar-and-solar-samhain.html

Mills River Brewing - https://www.facebook.com/millsriverbrewingco

The Shadow - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shadow

WyrdMountainGals

ByronBallard

Samhain

TraditionsAreImportant

Thoughts on Death & Dying Part 2 Sunday, 10-23-22 7pm EST

The gals have a long, rambling conversation & yes (of course) the subject of death comes up. They share stories & opinions on a range of topics & memories - sleep, food, music, & the like. It seems like they are just glad to have the time to sit & talk.

This episode is longer than usual (1.10 hours!), so grab a cup of whatever you drink & join us :-)

TRIGGER WARNING explicit references to death throughout the episode.

Quote: "I am very good at napping. I need to do more of it..." ~ BB

Howard Hanger to retire after 30 years - https://www.citizen-times.com/story/news/local/2019/07/29/asheville-jubilee-community-founder-howard-hanger-retires/1693503001/

Madonna - Material Girl (Official Video) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6p-lDYPR2P8

Food around the corner - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGwA7zmbryY

Make Me a Pallet on Your Floor - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scyljjlCQRs

11 Reasons Why Nobody Does Death Like the South - https://www.southernliving.com/culture/southern-funeral-tradition

The Southern Tradition of Funeral Processions - https://funerallaw.typepad.com/blog/2014/03/the-southern-tradition-of-funeral-processions.html

Reading of the Names - 2022 https://www.facebook.com/byron.ballard.37/videos/1190871611464459/

WyrdMountainGals

ByronBallard

Samhain

Death

DigitalWitchery

Thoughts on Death & Dying - Part 1 Episode Airs Sunday 10-16-22 7pm EST

It's another porch visit...well, sort of. The gals are both on porches, and they're both pretty laid back. There's a little chitchat about Shakespere & Savings Bonds & the like, then they move on to the subject of Death. This episode is shorter than usual, & the plan is to talk some more about it on the next episode. We hope you enjoy it & also the vintage ghost stories from the past.

TRIGGER WARNINGFrank discussion on death.

WyrdMountainGals

ByronBallard

DigitalWitchery

Shakespere

SavingsBonds

Dolly

death

A sad little nerd that nobody liked too much. He looks like he got picked on ~ BB on EA Poe

Byron Is Getting In The Mood... Episode Airs Sunday 10-09-22 7pm EST

Quote: I'm looking for no tricks....only treats!: BB

Byron & Alicia are chatting away on the porch on a beautiful October afternoon. Talk turns to milk trucks & milk you had to shake. They decide fat free half n half is ethically & morally wrong. Then the butterwagon shows up & right off the bat Alicia wonders if she's getting ready to die... Their minds have moved over to seasonal things & they talk about it for a bit...you know, death & the like. The porch is bright & comfy as the talk flows.

We hope you enjoy this episode. :-) It's a little over an hour because it was so dang pretty outside they didn't want to stop!

Jolene by Dolly Parton - https://youtu.be/L0eeSoU35wM

Loretta Lynn - You Ain't Woman Enough to Take My Man - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_wwP8UZR1o

Glen Campbell - Glen Campbell's last song - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T5tSymfvys

Slim Whitman - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slim_Whitman

Alan Jackson - Alan Jackson Postpones Shows Due To Health Issues Related To Chronic Neurological Condition - https://www.southernliving.com/news/alan-jackson-postpones-concerts-pittsburgh-atlantic-city

Garth Brooks - https://www.facebook.com/GarthBrooks/

They're Coming to Take me Away by by Napoleon XIV - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Fn36l_z3WY

Rings* by Cymarron, 1971 Vinyl 45RPM - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59q-8_N4hL4

*This version of the song was not mentioned in the podcast & doesn't have the same name or band performing it, but it does have the same lyrics.

Ring Ring Telephone Ring - Billy Mata and the Texas Tradition - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfFHbqq639M

Three Tmes A Lady - The Commodores - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qTPVS1uiQ0

If I Die Young - The Band Perry - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7NJqUN9TClM

I Don`t Like Mondays - Boomtown Rats (Lyrics) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6I9qVsXnSQ

About "I Don't Like Mondays" - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/I_Don%27t_Like_Mondays

Elton John - Ballad of Danny Bailey (Yellow Brick Road) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y3EMjrjIqk

5 Monster Waves Caught On Camera - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nydwk87iEuM

Are these the largest Waves ever surfed? | Nazare 2020: The Beast Awakens - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GJc4Ir78KdE Florida Warns Alligators, Snakes and Bears Will Emerge During Hurricane Ian - https://www.newsweek.com/florida-warns-alligators-snakes-bears-hurricane-ian-1747090

Are you being overrun by acorns this year? It could be what is called a "mast" year. - https://www.wcnc.com/article/weather/acorns-bumper-crop/275-a905df04-b6e1-42e0-b159-6032ddc554c8

Encountering a rare ghost bird - https://fb.watch/g1lzyvpJNC/

Invasive, Non-Native Exotic Species List - North Carolina - https://ncwildflower.org/invasive-exotic-species-list/

828 Pizza - https://828pizzeria.com/

Misophonia - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Misophonia

Watching You - Rodney Atkins - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myJZZeV-2Y8

WNCW - https://www.wncw.org/

Mama Gina - The Empress Down Rattlesnake Road - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylblYyxrKu8

Trigger Warnings - multiple references to death, pet death, also dangerous situations (giant waves, etc)

WyrdMountainGals

ByronBallard

DigitalWitchery

Episode Airs Sunday 10-2-22 7pm EST Scammers, Spammers, And The Sound a Groundhog Makes

Alicia is highly offended & pissed off. Byron on the other hand, well...she's highly offended & pissed off too.. There's a quick rant, then they move on. Subjects include:

Tim Blake Nelson - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tim_Blake_Nelson

Paul Hardcastle ("19" extenden version) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZCPrnmI4d4

Murray Head - One Night In Bangkok "From CHESS" - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgc_LRjlbTU

Chess (musical) - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chess_(musical)

Crocs - https://www.crocs.com/on/demandware.store/Sites-crocs_us-Site/default/Search-Show?q=boots

Ivory Soap Comes Clean On Floating - https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ivory-soap-comes-clean-on-floating/

Earth Shoes - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth_shoe#:~:text=The%20Earth%20Shoe%20(also%20known,and%20shoe%20designer%20Anna%20Kals%C3%B8.

HIPAA - Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Health_Insurance_Portability_and_Accountability_Act

Searching Effectively Boolean Operators - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eV2s0Yc8RCc

Spending time outside lowers blood pressure - Business Insider - https://www.businessinsider.com/why-spending-more-time-outside-is-healthy-2017-7#spending-time-outside-lowers-blood-pressure-7

Lynx conversation - https://www.facebook.com/groups/1701510810060887/permalink/3285053281706624/

What does a fox mating call sound like? - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blvBBdvCgN8

Groundhog Sounds - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DgbBUU_8cI

Quote - I've gotta have me a bendy sole

We hope you enjoy this episode & THANK YOU for the shares, comments, & conversation!

WyrdMountainGals

ByronBallard

Noprivacy

DigitalWitchery

It Doesn't Look Like Soft Porn to Grandma Episode Airs Sunday, 9-25-22 7pm EST

The gals recorded this episode on the porch on the day of the fall equinox, & you can hear the satisfaction in their voices now that the summer heat is mostly gone. Byron sounds positively mellow & laid back. (Wait a minute...what? Does she have a fever?) The conversation flows easily, touching on many topics--> old pets, newspaper clippings, food, storing recipes, weather signs, & that tine 2 gals stole something from the porch.

We hope you enjoy this episode! Thank you SO MUCH for sharing :-)

Quote: It's more fun to think that you've got Satanists in the neighborhood - BB

The Betty Crocker Recipe Card Library - https://www.thekitchn.com/retro-find-the-1971-betty-croc-149673

Brandied Fruit - https://www.food.com/recipe/friendship-brandy-fruit-starter-203832

Master Nut Cracker - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTgvgqFfEvA

Satanist - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satanism

'Storm of the Century' blasted Western North Carolina - https://www.citizen-times.com/story/news/local/2018/03/12/25-years-ago-storm-century-blasted-wnc/416449002/

What is Food Insecurity? - https://hungerandhealth.feedingamerica.org/understand-food-insecurity/

Pecan Spinwheels - https://www.truegether.com/listing.html?id=USER.94383c52-d1a8-4d0a-9968-04125f0d9ee9&gclid=Cj0KCQjw1bqZBhDXARIsANTjCPLfqI8XwqAxNXIAQIuKHjHKK05S7SGxGdDHhZ0woaB1PzgcLngymHEaAtAfEALw_wcB

WyrdMoubntainGals

ByronBallard

ProtectiveMagic

WeatherSigns

DigitalWitchery

It Ain't Gonna Hurt You... Episode Airs Sunday 9-18-22 7pm EST

The gals set off on a vocal jaunt that takes them all the way from bugs in food to violence on tv, Asheville freak shows. bigfoot & more. They both behaved (What?) for this episode, there was nothing too graphic, unless you think bugs in food is too much.

We hope you enjoy!

Bugs, rodent hair and poop: How much is legally allowed in the food you eat every day? - https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/04/health/insect-rodent-filth-in-food-wellness#:~:text=A%20new%20'report%20card'%20on,more%20fragments%20of%20rodent%20dung.

Impression Advertising - https://www.iheartadbuilder.com/blog/what-impression#:~:text=In%20radio%2C%20an%20impression%20simply,one%20impression%20equals%20one%20listen).

Children’s health widely affected by TV, computers, video games - https://www.healio.com/news/endocrinology/20120325/children-s-health-widely-affected-by-tv-computers-video-games

Archives of Pediatrics and Adolescent Medicine. 2006;160. - https://scholar.google.com/scholar?q=Archives+of+Pediatrics+and+Adolescent+Medicine.+2006%3B160.&hl=en&as_sdt=0&as_vis=1&oi=scholart

Game of Thrones - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Game_of_Thrones_(disambiguation)

50 Shades of Grey - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fifty_Shades_of_Grey

Little Irvy the Frozen Whale - https://www.weirduniverse.net/blog/comments/little_irvy_the_frozen_whale

Quote: You can see anything by the side of the road - Byron

Sub Station II - https://www.substationii.com/about-us/

Asheville Bigfoot story - https://www.citizen-times.com/story/news/local/2017/08/07/man-videos-purported-bigfoot-henderson-county/31230361/

The Psychology Behind Why We Love (or Hate) Horror - https://hbr.org/2021/10/the-psychology-behind-why-we-love-or-hate-horror#:~:text=One%20reason%20we%20consume%20horror,form%20of%20excitement%20or%20joy)

Tilt a Whirl - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tilt-A-Whirl

The Himalaya - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfZai6shI6w

Food Glorious Food - Oliver! - Food, Glorious Food - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEQDllvuy1I

WyrdMountainGals

ByronBallard

50Shades

GameOfThrones

DigitalWitchery

Wyrd Mountain Gals Fantastic Peaches, Marvelous Tomatoes, & Crow Funerals Episode Airs Sunday 9-11-22 7pm EST

The "fragile blossom of Southern womanhood" aka Byron, has been twisting her behind & twerking to Earth Wind & Fire. Alicia finds a photo for her obituary. Discussion topics include, pillowcase embroidery, finding community on the porch, & how humans will be judged in 20000 years. Byron knitted throughout the recording (she's getting ready for Yule). They talk about their next roadtrip & the first Wyrdling live chat coming this Tuesday. We find out that Alicia & the Manions are finally getting their band back together after 10+ years for a one night only trip to funland. We were pretty chatty, so we sure hope you enjoy this longer than usual episode. Grab something to drink & listen along!

We greatly appreciate your interactions with us, comments, suggestions, shares, & the excellent casserole recipes!

Quotea: "We lived a more decorative life then" - Byron Ballard "I feel like I'm doing it again...for the first time" - Alicia

Gary Puckett & The Union Gap - Young Girl - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJFVPxBpezk

Earth, Wind & Fire - September - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk

George Clinton & Parliament Funkadelic - https://georgeclinton.com/

Atomic Dog - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuyS9M8T03A

David Simchock Photography - https://www.facebook.com/david.simchock.photography

Lucille - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucille_(guitar)

Gaia's Wisdom Bookstore (Oak Ridge, TN) - https://www.facebook.com/GaiasWisdomOakRidge

Waze - https://www.waze.com/

Carole King - JazzMan - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=szcD2pAjd_8

Chicago - Saturday in the Park - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLiMy4NaSKc

Three Dog Night - Joy To The World - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVcpKjXYa5c

Linda Ronstadt - When Will I Be Loved - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iBgTqz_-vY

The Who - Squeeze Box - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n02PD18cFs

Bill Withers - Use Me - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuYDKzky4z0

Blondie - Heart Of Glass - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGU_4-5RaxU

Mother's Finest - Baby Love - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aC7_LAklaHo

Supremes - Baby Love - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAWSiWtUK2s

How To Store Onions Using Pantyhose - https://brooklynfarmgirl.com/how-to-store-onions-using-pantyhose/

Dr. Blosser's Medical Cigarettes - https://1000oaksbarrel.com/signs-4-the-times/specialty-signs/4-collectors/dr.-blossers-medical-cigarettes/

The Beatles - Blackbird - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Man4Xw8Xypo

Caw vs. Croak: Inside the Calls of Crows and Ravens - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ5iippq3rA

What Happens During a Crow Funeral? - https://www.joincake.com/blog/crow-funeral/#:~:text=As%20it%20turns%20out%2C%20humans,dangerous%20places%20and%20avoid%20them.

You've Heard of a Murder of Crows. How About a Crow Funeral? - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ixYVFZnNl6s

WyrdMountainGals

ByronBallard

Appalachia

Crows

La Dolce Vita - The Wyrd Mountain Gals Show Episode Airs Sunday 9-4-22 7pm EST

The gals get together & discuss their "1st annual WMG roadtrip" & the wonderful/tacky things for sale there. They both noticed that the vibe changed when they reached the Reservation. They discuss traffic tickets, pie recipes, cruising Patton Avenue, "chiefin", the state of local music since covid, & their upcoming schedules. Byron has decided to live "la dolce vita" & shares 3 pieces of good news. We hope you enjoy this episode.

note-Alicia finally got a good tomatoe (actually several of them)

Patton Ave Cruising - https://ashvegas.com/what-happened-to-the-patton-avenue-cruisers/

Tomorrow - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PzL8aL6jtI

Micky Dolenz sues FBI for files on the band, its members - https://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/celebrities/2022/08/31/monkees-micky-dolenz-lawsuit-fbi-files/7948301001/

WyrdMountainGals

ByronBallard

Roadtripping

GhostTownInTheSky

Cherokee

DigitalWitchery

Wyrd Mountain Gals -

Where Is Freddie Mercury When You Need Him? Episode Airs Sunday, 08-28-22 7pm EST

Alicia has a problem with AI art. She thins we're at a dangerous place to be. They talk a bit about virtual reality, good ways to die, and the like. You know, the usual stuff you talk about when you're sitting on the porch. We get Byron's cobbler recipe and advice for peeling peaches before it's over and.....SQUIRREL!

*TRIGGER WARNING - We tend to talk alot about death, and this episode is no exception.

Quote - Is it on TicTok?

Bursitis - https://www.webmd.com/pain-management/arthritis-bursitis

Three Stooges Hello Hello Hello - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeEoYz6kfDw

The Fly - https://www.imdb.com/video/vi2809267993/?ref_=tt_vi_i_1

Shock Theater - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shock_Theater

From Hell It Came - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0050414/

The Fly (1986) - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091064/

Dracula (1931) - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0021814/

The Blob - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-heIT3L9Qg

Summary - The Twilight Zone - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-gzDDswt7k

H. P. Lovecraft - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H._P._Lovecraft

Stephen King - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_King

Pet Sematary by Stephen King - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pet_Sematary

The Dark Tower (series) by Stephen King - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Dark_Tower_(series)

DALL-E - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DALL-E

Scene: Blue Pill or Red Pill - The Matrix (2/9) Movie CLIP (1999) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zE7PKRjrid4

Wall.E - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0910970/

American Bandstand - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Bandstand

Soul Train Line Dance to Jungle Boogie (1973) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lODBVM802H8

They're Coming to Take me Away - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Fn36l_z3WY

H.R. Pufnstuf - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0063907/

Star Trek - Today is a Good Day to Die - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQDGK0EDTqc

Little Big Man - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065988/

Winter's Bone - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1399683/

Soncatcher - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Songcatcher

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation | Squirrel Scene - https://www.google.com/search?q=national+lampoon+squirrel&rlz=1C1CHBD_enUS985US985&oq=national+lampoon+squirrel&aqs=chrome..69i57j0i512j0i22i30l7j0i390.5464j0j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

55 Profitable Companies That Avoided All Federal Income Taxes in 2020 - https://itep.org/55-profitable-corporations-zero-corporate-tax/

ITEP - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Institute_on_Taxation_and_Economic_Policy

Redheads and anesthesia: Analyzing the differences in pain perception - https://www.rdhmag.com/patient-care/article/14223142/redheads-and-anesthesia-analyzing-the-differences-in-pain-perception

Fact or fiction: Do redheads feel more pain? - https://www.pbs.org/newshour/science/fact-or-fiction-do-redheads-feel-more-pain

The Abandoned History of Ghost Town In The Sky | Expedition Extinct - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3J3qskaiYY

Nabors Drive-in - https://restaurantguru.com/Nabers-Drive-In-Bryson-City

WyrdMountainGals

ByronBallard

FreddieMercury

RoadTrip

FreddieMercury

Wyrd Mountain Gals Farmer on the Road Episode airs Sunday 8-21-22 7pm EST

It's All Media, Marketing, or Manipulation....

Byron is back in Cakalaky and her "brain is just fried". Could it be the half bushel of corn, the drunken strawberry jam, or the elderberry tincture causing it? They discuss the virtues of truck camping. Alicia is declared the "Queen of Memes" by the Farmer on the Road.. We hope you enjoy this short episode!

TRUCK CAMPING 101: EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW - https://shetravels.co/truck-camping/

Byron calls out a local real estate firm for promoting houses built on the side of a mountain.

Nesting Doll Realty - https://www.nestingdollsrealty.com/

River Arts District - https://www.riverartsdistrict.com/

Wrong Way River Lodge & Cabins https://www.facebook.com/wrongwaycampground

9-11-2001 Alicia trying to figure out what was going on... https://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.1507850930882&type=3

Elvis and Politics … The King Kept His Thoughts to Himself - http://www.elvis-history-blog.com/elvis-politics.html Couldn't find the original interview we were talking about during the podcast

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DigitalWitchery

From Darkness to Light Episode Airs 8-14-22 7pm EST

The gals have got alot on their minds this week. They decide to "talk it out" on the recording & invite you to go down the rabbit hole with them. Things start out a little dark, but lighten up considderably by the end. We get a few tidbits about Byron's latest roadtrip, talk of mushrooms & full moons & the like weave in and out of this episode. We hope you enjoy it!

Quote: "like a pizza pie on a string...in a tornado"

"Come on in boys, the water is fine"..... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBjWHBHlvAs

The story of the first Women’s Rights Convention held in Seneca Falls, NY on July 19-20,1848 - https://www.nps.gov/wori/index.htm

Fred Rogers: Look for the Helpers - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LGHtc_D328

Supermoon: a phenomenon when the moon is full within 24 hours of being at its closest point to the Earth in its orbit

Indigo Mushrooms (Lactarius indigo) - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lactarius_indigo

Ribald - 1: marked by coarseness or lewdness : CRUDE, OFFENSIVE ribald language ribald humor 2: characterized by or using coarse, indecent humor a ribald memoir/song

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DigitalWitchery

The Cootie Catcher is a Divination Tool Episode Airs Sunday 8-7-22 7pm EST

There's no telling where the gals are or how they got there. A lighthearted (in spite of the sometimes dark subjects) chat weaving in and out of times past and times present. Opinions were expressed, hope it doesn't chap your buttocks!

Trigger warning - best move on if you are the sensitive type. Why not try a lighter episode? Here's a link: https://wyrdmountaingals.podbean.com/e/leftovvers-are-the-best/

How to make a Cootie Catcher or Paper Fortune Teller, Step by Step - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHT3N-pXVTY

The origin of "Red Rover" - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_Rover

The origin of "Ring Around the Rosie" - https://blogs.loc.gov/folklife/2014/07/ring-around-the-rosie-metafolklore-rhyme-and-reason/

The origin of "Rock a Bye Baby" - https://historydaily.org/rock-a-bye-baby-the-origin-stories/7

The Home and the Family in Historical Perspective - TAMARA K. HAREVEN - Published By: The Johns Hopkins University Press

Veterans have been camping out on the Capitol steps after GOP blocks burn pit bill - https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/veterans-started-camping-capitol-steps-gop-blocks-burn-pit-bill-rcna40981

Biden speaks via FaceTime with, sends pizza to veterans protesting for burn pit bill - https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/3581197-biden-speaks-via-facetime-with-sends-pizza-to-veterans-protesting-for-burn-pit-bill/

Zelmaa Forbes - Sweet Taters and Tubers - https://www.facebook.com/zelma.forbes

Misty Scaggs - East Kentucky Mutual Aid - https://m.facebook.com/groups/2557126217948530/permalink/2840420249619124/

Age of Aquarius - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_Aquarius

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Appalachian

DigitalWitchery

Part 2 - We Create Our Own Monsters Episode Airs Sunday 7-31-22 7pm EST

A continuation of last week's conversation finds the gals musing on a variety of topics from prescription drug side effects to Vintage roadsigns. Alicia asks lots of questions about Byron's last trip and they both agree that it's HOT outside. Listed below are this week's links. We hope you enjoy!

Ropinirole - https://medlineplus.gov/druginfo/meds/a698013.html Zofran - https://medlineplus.gov/druginfo/meds/a601209.html WNC Farmers Market - https://www.facebook.com/WncFarmersMarket/ Coates Produce - https://coatesproduce.com/ Abandoned Store Left in 1963 | Everything is Still Inside | Time Capsule | - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xi3eeSZFfCw Mexicali Corn - https://healthyschoolrecipes.com/recipes/mexicali-corn-usda/ Packed 135 year old Abandoned House in North Carolina w/ Tons of Old Cars - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JVRNjF0GF8&t=700s Incredible Packed 149 year old Derelict House in North Carolina - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZYy6pRr_0o Hanging With Pedro At The World Famous South of the Border, SC - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-q6TkRgFyY World Famous South of the Border - https://www.sobpedro.com/ See Rock City - https://www.seerockcity.com/ Harrison Mayes Religious Sign in Andrews, NC - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEtHBK_qWLE Another vintage roadsign - https://www.flickr.com/photos/woodmania/201934408 Cristus Gardens - https://www.roadsideamerica.com/story/14410 Taken from life: The unsettling art of death photography - https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-36389581

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DigitalWitchery

We Create Our Own Monsters - Part 1 Epiode Airs July 24, 2022 7pm EST

A short but lively conversation ensues. Byron is back, CatDog is acting out & injures Alicia...but it's not all the cat's fault... Byron tells a few talse from recent travels & they both gripe (a little) about issues of the day. We hope you enjoy the podcast :-)

Quote: "Charcoal briquettes all the way"

My Cat Hates You - www.mycathatesyou.com

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TalesFromTheRoad

Wyrd Mountain Gals Where Did All The Ramps Go? Part 2 Airs Sunday 7-17-22 7pm EST Where Did All The Ramps Go?

The heat is getting to Byron. Her doc was astounded by her cholesterol (in a good way!) at her annual wellness appointment. Alicia gets mad about the state of foraging in Appalachia. Byron joins her declaring "I'm done with the (crow!) cultural strip mining!

Quote - "Anytine anybody thinks they're safe, that's exactly the time the universe decides to challenge them with something" ~Byron Ballard

Quote - "We're all gonna reap what they've sown"

Deaf cast challenges musical theater norms in production of ‘The Music Man’: https://www.pbs.org/newshour/show/deaf-actor-challenges-musical-theater-norms-by-starring-in-the-music-man

‘The Producers’ ends its Broadway run https://www.today.com/popculture/producers-ends-its-broadway-run-wbna18263208

Wallace Shawn - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wallace_Shawn1995 Play was- Death Defying Acts: Central Park West Variety Arts Theatre, Off-Broadway featuring Wallace Shawn, Linda Lavin and others

"A lawyer with a fully developed talent for obfuscation is suddenly put into the position of defending his most important client (himself). The charge: burying a hypothetical lawn mower. An angry hooker, who describes herself as a "para-professional," pours out her heart to the suicide counselor, a man new on the job, answering the telephone at a Manhattan hot-line center. Meanwhile, over on Central Park West, two civilized, upwardly mobile couples straighten out their Byzantine extramarital relationships, not through cool analysis but with a snub-nosed gun.

"Deliciously overwrought basket cases all." NY Times review 1995

Denton Farm Park - https://dentonfarmpark.com

Rent Dolly's Tour Bus here - https://www.dollywood.com/resort/accommodations/dolly-tour-bus-experience/

Jaws - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073195/

The Responder - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11899030/..

Martin Freeman - https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0293509/?ref_=tt_cl_t_1

Stranger Things - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4574334/

CERN's Large Hadron Collider fires up for third time to unlock more secrets of the universe - https://www.cnn.com/2022/07/05/europe/cern-hadron-collider-third-run-scn/index.html

AppalachianGoodbye

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StayWyrdYall

foragers

Wyrd Mountain Gals Where Did All The Ramps Go? Part 1 Airs Sunday 7-10-22 7pm EST Part 2 Airs Sunday 7-17-22 7pm EST Where Did All The Ramps Go?

The heat is getting to Byron. Her doc was astounded by her cholesterol (in a good way!) at her annual wellness appointment. Alicia gets mad about the state of foraging in Appalachia. Byron joins her declaring "I'm done with the (crow!) cultural strip mining!

Quote - "Anytine anybody thinks they're safe, that's exactly the time the universe decides to challenge them with something" ~Byron Ballard

Quote - "We're all gonna reap what they've sown"

Deaf cast challenges musical theater norms in production of ‘The Music Man’: https://www.pbs.org/newshour/show/deaf-actor-challenges-musical-theater-norms-by-starring-in-the-music-man

‘The Producers’ ends its Broadway run https://www.today.com/popculture/producers-ends-its-broadway-run-wbna18263208

Wallace Shawn - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wallace_Shawn1995 Play was- Death Defying Acts: Central Park West Variety Arts Theatre, Off-Broadway featuring Wallace Shawn, Linda Lavin and others

"A lawyer with a fully developed talent for obfuscation is suddenly put into the position of defending his most important client (himself). The charge: burying a hypothetical lawn mower. An angry hooker, who describes herself as a "para-professional," pours out her heart to the suicide counselor, a man new on the job, answering the telephone at a Manhattan hot-line center. Meanwhile, over on Central Park West, two civilized, upwardly mobile couples straighten out their Byzantine extramarital relationships, not through cool analysis but with a snub-nosed gun.

"Deliciously overwrought basket cases all." NY Times review 1995

Denton Farm Park - https://dentonfarmpark.com

Rent Dolly's Tour Bus here - https://www.dollywood.com/resort/accommodations/dolly-tour-bus-experience/

Jaws - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0073195/

The Responder - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11899030/..

Martin Freeman - https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0293509/?ref_=tt_cl_t_1

Stranger Things - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4574334/

CERN's Large Hadron Collider fires up for third time to unlock more secrets of the universe - https://www.cnn.com/2022/07/05/europe/cern-hadron-collider-third-run-scn/index.html

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StayWyrdYall

The Redneck Spectrum Episode Airs Sunday July 3, 2022 7pm EST

Byron is back home from Wisteria, and the gals proceed to have a lively chat about all the things. All the things. Alicia is challenged to define the word "redneck" & Byron comes up with a brillian new idea. The question is, will it work on Facebook?

*Note-the gals kept this episode upbeat. We all need a little time off from the world, even if it's just for a few minutes.

Appalachian Beer Spa and Massage Lounge https://appalachianvinospa.com/

Qupte: "Sometimes it would be easier to not be who I am" Another Quote: "Petunias are the classic flower for the outdoor toilet"

Appalachian Beer Spa & Massage Lounge https://appalachianvinospa.com/

Disc Assessment https://www.123test.com/disc-personality-test/

Elton John - Ballad of Danny Bailey (Yellow Brick Road https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y3EMjrjIqk

The Starwood Festival 2022 - https://www.starwoodfestival.com/

Here's a link to an article by vice.com attempting to define 'What It Means to Be a 'Redneck' or a 'Hillbilly' https://www.vice.com/en/article/9bgen5/what-it-means-to-be-a-redneck-or-a-hillbilly-ang

Here's a link to a google search for "what it means to be a redneck". It's interesting to note the many definitions, each of them slightly different https://www.google.com/search?q=what+it+means+to+be+a+redneck&rlz=1C1CHBD_enUS985US985&oq=what+it+means+to+be+a+redneck&aqs=chrome..69i57j0i10i22i30i455j0i15i22i30j0i390l3j69i60.10787j1j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

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@Wisteria2022

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DigitalWitchery

Episode Airs Sunday 6-26-22 7pm EST Times We Were Made For

Byron's tent finally gave way after 3 storms pounded it down - what now? The gals chat about vintage music and the like...until the conversation takes a turn to what's really on their mind & in their hearts.

TRIGGER WARNING NOTE: Please move on to a lighter episode if you need/want to keep things upbeat for yourself. To paraphrase the Yardman..."this is NOT the show for you".

Here's a link to a lighter episode: Leftovers (are the best) - In the search box on the taskbar, type control panel, and then choose it from the list of results

Quote: "Sometimes I have to learn something 3 or 4 times"

Appalachian Summer Solstice 2022: https://www.wisteria.org/summer-solstice/

Chicken in a Biskit & Easy Cheese (Snack Edition) - https://youtu.be/xoXqMsbuxME

Summer Solstice at Wisteria

Far Away Eyes (Remastered) - The Rolling Stones: https://youtu.be/1n-2vgbk6w4

If I Die Young-The Band Perry-LYRICS - https://youtu.be/Aw8W6hYGZ0E

I will Always Love You by Dolly Parton play along with scrolling guitar chords - https://youtu.be/g3o1ygn5u-c

Elvie Shane - My Boy (Official Audio) - https://youtu.be/OFmzWysiEgM

The Tower Time Documents, Uncut by Byron Ballard: https://www.myvillagewitch.com/the-tower-time-documents-uncut/

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NoRoeNoPeace

Wyrd Mountain Gals - Biblical Weather and Byron's New Shoes... Episode Airs Sunday 6-19*-22 7pm EST

The gals wax loquacious in this unhurried episode, telling tales of being on the road & being involved in local music projects. Along the way they mention food, drink, & a few songs. We hope you enjoy!

Manifold Destiny - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manifold_Destiny_(cookbook)

Electric lunchbox- https://bellema.us/shop/catalogue/electric-lunch-box-for-car-and-home-work-office-12v-24v110v-55w-portable-food-warmer-heater-lunch-box-for-men-adults-with-food-grade-stainless-steel-container-15l-1-fork-1-spoon-blue_112/

House Falls Into River - https://www.cnn.com/2022/06/17/us/yellowstone-river-house-flooding/index.html

House collapses INTO THE OCEAN on Outer Banks in Rodanthe, NC - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhz35U0bvow

More about the song: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miami_2017_(Seen_the_Lights_Go_Out_on_Broadway)

135 year old Abandoned House in North Carolina - https://youtu.be/_JVRNjF0GF8

The Language and Life Project - https://languageandlife.org/ or talkingnc.com

Wisteria - https://www.wisteria.org/summer-solstice/

Billy Joel - Miami 2017 (Seen the Lights Go Out on Broadway) (Official Audio) https://youtu.be/coYwBvysy3Q

Chicago 17 (full album) https://youtu.be/98bB3GWUTA8

Angel From Montgomery - Bonnie Raitt version https://youtu.be/toJ3ZYWRh24

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DigitalWitchery

Episode Airs Sunday 6-12-22 7pm EST "An Army of Byron Ballards"

"When you don't know what to do, you stick to the plan you already made" "half the superstitions we grew up with are crap, and the other half are absolutely accurate, and it's up to you to figure out which one is which"

Byron is going to become an "enemy snuggler". It's not as cuddly as it sounds. We don't recommend you listen to this raw episode if you need soft & peaceful right now. Lots of triggers & raw emotions here....

*Trigger warning - violence & death

Dunblane massacre https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunblane_massacre

Funeralizing: Death Practices of Appalachia https://www.nolangroupmedia.com/beattyville_enterprise/funeralizing-death-practices-of-appalachia-by-rebecca-d-elswick/article_6f2472a4-a89e-11e9-89db-5f3c7fabf074.html

Why Are the Mirrors Covered in a House of Mourning? https://www.chabad.org/library/article_cdo/aid/2969340/jewish/Why-Are-the-Mirrors-Covered-in-a-House-of-Mourning.htm

fet·ish 1. a form of sexual desire in which gratification is linked to an abnormal degree to a particular object, item of clothing, part of the body, etc. 2. an inanimate object worshiped for its supposed magical powers or because it is considered to be inhabited by a spirit. dictionary.com

In the Mountains: The Scots-Irish heritage in Appalachia https://www.lmc.edu/about/news-center/articles/2022/in-the-mountains-the-scots-irish-heritage-in-appalachia.htm

Maternal line DNA test: https://www.familytreedna.com/products/mt-dna?utm_agid=137947201428&creative=558964079505&device=t&placement=&intent=&gclid=Cj0KCQjw-pCVBhCFARIsAGMxhAcFwNHUwJz3wlSNUD3CvAVXOECNiTv59uHlZN2-68RkIqXGMIYicawaAhMBEALw_wcB

Another Maternal line DNA test: https://www.crigenetics.com/index-jun10-var?utm_term=cri%20genetics&utm_campaign=Search_Brand_All&utm_source=google&utm_medium=search&hsa_acc=7650603239&hsa_cam=1496074733&hsa_grp=59397436924&hsa_ad=543067289209&hsa_src=g&hsa_tgt=aud-643403498858:kwd-367894226116&hsa_kw=cri%20genetics&hsa_mt=e&hsa_net=adwords&hsa_ver=3&gclid=Cj0KCQjw-pCVBhCFARIsAGMxhAcDSv2uv_e_Frtj5WY-oyq5ryoSzjE2H5B3SqLiQaoe34QIOmLqVW4aAvp2EALw_wcB

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ThisHasToEnd

What Is Normal When You're Wyrd? Episode Airs Sunday, 6-5-22 7pm EST

Byron is travelling again. She called from PUF & the gals settle in for a good long talk (49 mins). They talk camping while growing older, comfort products, & Byron's life on the road again. Alicia wants the inside scoop on Pagan festivals & the questions fly. Somber words of the Uvalde massacre weave in & out of the conversation.

We hope you enjoy this episode!

Quote-"people think it's like Burning Man with a private list"

Pagan Unity Festival https://paganunityfestival.org/

RAINBOW FAMILY 'COMES HOME' TO PLACE WHERE TIME STANDS STILL (1987) https://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/fl-xpm-1987-07-04-8702260310-story.html

Midsummer Celebration at Our Haven http://midsummer.ourhaven.info/2018/vendors.php

1987 - 500 Members of the Rainbow Family Gather in Western North Carolina https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGFeMqKl1jc

Appalachian Summer Solstice 2022 https://www.wisteria.org/summer-solstice/

Starwood 2022 https://www.starwoodfestival.com/

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DigitalWitchery

FestivalLife

We hope you enjoy this recap from a year ago!

Blame It On The Moon Episode Airs Sunday May 29 2022 @ 7pm EST

The gals are glad they don't have to get up at "ass o-clock" in the morning to get the woodstove ready for cooking breakfast. Talk is back & forth-playground antics, bears & their smell, blue clay in Wedgewood, local hurricanes, and more. They decided to blame most everything on the moon....

Article About Cherokee Clay & The English https://cherokeeimages.com/wp/%E1%8F%A3%E1%8E%B3%E1%8E%A9-%E1%8E%A6%E1%8F%93%E1%8F%86%E1%8E%B5-%E1%8E%A0%E1%8E%B4-%E1%8E%A9%E1%8E%B5%E1%8F%8F-cherokee-clay-english/

Question: what do you call the person who tunes a piano? The gals don't know...

REO Speedwagon - You Can Tune A Piano But You Can't Tune A Fish https://youtu.be/nEidbkibsiE

Katy Melua - Blame It On The Moon https://youtu.be/zkbwNAGh9J8

Samantha Fish - Blame It On The Moon https://youtu.be/mJdtwCyN37M

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Bits and Pieces - We Are The Loom Episode Airs Sunday, May 22 7pm EST

The gals have been wandering back to a different time, pointing out how the cultural norms of the day influenced their speech. Many colloquialisms of area/time were used in this episode. Both of them tell some family secrets. We hope you enjoy this episode!

Quote: We grew up with all that cussing!

Trigger Warning--Depression, cultural cussing appropriation, mental illness.

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The CatDog Chronicles Episode Airs Sunday, May 15 7pm EST

Spring has sprung. The gals are off & running on this quick conversation that includes lots of references & a few stories. We hope you enjoy!

Quote - It doesn't hurt you to have some discipline....

Little Richard - Keep A-Knockin' https://youtu.be/FJ6SstTS4YY

Arlo Guthrie - Alice's Restaurant https://youtu.be/m57gzA2JCcM

Angie Aparo - The American https://youtu.be/eGBPfCHwh_0

Pagan Unity Festival 2022 https://paganunityfestival.org/

Men in Black (1997) - Men In Black Headquarters Scene https://youtu.be/q3OTEdZkBaQ

Baz Luhrmann’s ELVIS - Official Trailer https://youtu.be/wBDLRvjHVOY

Mama Gina LaMotte https://www.mamaginamusic.com/

Brian G. Henke https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100043052874844

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DigitalWitchery

Mellow Confessions Episode Airs Sunday, May 8 7pm EST

This conversation is a smooth mellow ride into a different a slower pace of life. For just a few minutes, the gals have an old-fashioned conversation about "homely things".

As they speak about bee equipment & the like, we learn a few things about them..

Alicia never goes to convenience stores & doesn't use the atm. Byron is still balancing her checkbook the old-fashioned way & has never used her crockpot, even though she's had it for over 30 years..

There are stories and laughter--& very little complaining. We hope this episode leaves you smiling!

Quote: "I ain't putting nothing on the damn cloud"...

You Deserve a Break Today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqRH8wEsaVQ

Brian G Henke - https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100043052874844

Pssst...how many confessions can you count? Let us know? That's all we're saying. ;-)

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NotAContestNoSirree

ByronBallard

DigitalWitchery

Guns, Politics, Southern Culture....and Minnie Pearl Episode Airs Sunday, May 1st 7pm EST

Byron puts on her thinking cap. She is scheming but she's not talking.....yet. Both gals are just...mad about the growth of their hometown. Their Appalachian upbringing starts showing when the conversation turns to guns & hunting.

NSFW!!! Trigger Warning!! Don't listen if you get offended or traumatized or are just a sensitive wilting flower in general. This episode has lots of plain talk & violence/guns are discussed. You have no business here if witchy women speaking their minds might bother you. You might want to take a pass or listen to a gentler episode--if you can find one.

NCDOR North Carolina Department of Revenue - Taxpayer Bill of Rights https://www.ncdor.gov/taxes-forms/north-carolina-taxpayers-bill-rights

Brother Wolf Resale Store https://www.bwar.org/re-tail-store/

Free online learning sponsored by Goodwill Industries https://www.bwar.org/re-tail-store/

Jimmy Kimmel interviews Randy Rainbow https://youtu.be/Q9Tb0gu3rWw

Darren Knight aka Southern Momma https://comediandarrenknight.com/

Trae Crowder - The Liberal Redneck https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCTHsQd-vRXK1bp4vpifl6yA

The Liberal Redneck - Singin' Plane Christians and Ilhan Omar https://youtu.be/fUU94eNRP_0

Liberal Redneck Manifesto https://www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Liberal-Redneck-Manifesto/Trae-Crowder/9781501160400

Little Maddy Gets cheap (really cheap) rent.. https://www.blueridgenow.com/story/news/politics/2020/12/08/cawthorn-choses-hendersonville-for-district-office-leases-space-in-historic-courthouse/43261845/

Irene Ryan aka "Granny" on The Beverly Hillbillies https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irene_Ryan

Sarah Ophelia Colley Cannon aka Minnie Pearl https://www.google.com/search?q=minnie+pearl&rlz=1C1CHBD_enUS985US985&oq=minnie+pearl&aqs=chrome..69i57j46i131i433i512j46i512j0i20i263i512j0i512l6.6613j0j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

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Dogwood Winter is Here Episode Airs Sunday 4-24 7pm EST

Byron & Alicia talk about psychopomp & spiritwork & dried beans & all sorts of things. It's dogwood winter in WNC-cold at night & cool in the daytime. CatDog is on the porch. Byron's garden is mostly planted. Byron wants a fiberglass bear. Byron also declares that Earth Day pisses her off every year.

Quote: "They're awful human beings--groundhogs" Quote: "Everything feels raw"

Asheville HempFest https://wlos.com/news/local/asheville-hemp-fest-permit-pending-ahead-of-four-day-festival-apd-asheville-police-department-april-20-through-23

Bearfootin in Hendersonville https://www.hendersonvillenc.gov/events/bearfootin-art-walk

Gillian Welch - Dark Turn of Mind https://youtu.be/57ms9XDjs64

The Hazy History of '420' https://www.history.com/news/the-hazy-history-of-420

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DigitalWitchery

We hope you enjoy this replay of an older episode with lots of stories.

Stories from WNC. The gals entertain with stories of animals & kin, fast cars & campfires...

Recommended books: Bury Me Standing

Hillbilly Women: Struggle and Survival in Southern Appalachia by Skye Mooyd

Tea--Earl Grey

Hillbilly Women: Struggle and Survival in Southern Appalachia

Somebody Should Be Doing What They Should Be Doing Episode Airs Sunday, 4-10 7pm EST

SO MANY TRIGGERS This one is pretty rough. Just don't listen. Go on away if you are triggered by well...pretty much anything**

(As the Yardman would say...this is NOT the show for you!)

It's time for the Dieties to come out & do their job! At least that's Byron's opinion is concerning Covid during this long-distance conversation. She's angry (about lots of things) & it's showing. In the midst of her rant, she comes up with a brilliant idea to fix it... Meanwhile, Alicia tries to distract her wtih mental images of Puton's physique. Needless to say, Byron will not be distracted in her fury, as it feeds the creative juices flowing through her mind, & she soon comes up with yet another brilliant idea (this time for a book).

Quote: "I'm either gonna cook for you or I'm gonna kill you...& it's your choice as to what you get"

Cytokine Storm - https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMra2026131#:~:text=Cytokine%20storm%20and%20cytokine%20release,autoimmune%20conditions%2C%20and%20monogenic%20disorders.

Cytokine Storm as it Relates to Covid - https://www.webmd.com/lung/coronavirus#:~:text=Many%20COVID%2D19%20complications,and%20damage%20your%20organs.

No music or food was discussed. Wow.

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CatDog the Weather Cat

Spring has sprung & the door is open at the cottage on Wyrd Mountain-you can hear the windchimes...

Byron & Alicia are in fine form & ready to gripe.. The gals lament builders & the "titty tatty" houses they're putting up all around Asheville. Then Alicia goes off on "Elitist Witchery". No food was mentioned...

"The proof of the pudding is in the eating"

"Don't let the unfriend button hit you where the good lord split you"

Emily Bell - https://earth-magick.com/artists/emily-bell-of-wild-appalachian-brooms/

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Episode Airs Sunday, 3-27-22 at 7pm EST Must Be Spring - Byron Is Singing Again

Byron's been traveling...and singing. During the conversation she creates a bluegrass song (about Catdog) on the fly... The conversation moves along at a good clip, covering a range of topics from vintage local Weathermen to helping each other out. Alicia talks about her group of friends & watching them pass along help (in the form of money) to each other. They reminisced about local & vintage fundraisers: bake sales, spaghetti suppers, fish frys, ramps & catfish, boar meat barbeque, womanless weddings...etc.

Alicia is back on the Bio-toilet kick again...

Bob Caldwell - http://flyfishmagazine.blogspot.com/2007/05/weather-man-quits-to-open-fly-fishing.html

When "Womanless Weddings" were Trendy - https://www.npr.org/sections/npr-history-dept/2015/06/16/413633022/when-womanless-weddings-were-trendy

Womanless Weddings - https://www.digitalnc.org/blog/womanless-weddings/

Unto These Hills: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unto_These_Hills

Unto These Hills - https://visitcherokeenc.com/play/attractions/unto-these-hills-outdoor-drama/

Montford Park Players - https://www.montfordparkplayers.org/

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A Mountain of Clothes on the Dining Room Table Episode airs Sunday 3-20-22 @7pm EST

Byron bought a new camp chair. and it took DAYS for her to get packed up for this round of travel. Alicia is back from her quick trip & is lamenting about how she's lost the art of packing. THey are feeling kind of spunky & record the entire first part of the podcast while thay were simultaneously recording on Facebook Live, making for a strange kind of digital weaving in and out of coherent conversation. Talk eventually gets around to the subject of food...

Recipe: Chocolate Carrot Cake: https://www.tasteofhome.com/recipes/chocolate-carrot-cake/

Ricky Nelson: Traveling Man - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0janfcZ8LUw

The Commodores: Easy Like Sunday Morning - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=saaLW0jiiUE

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Signing Everybody's Yearbook Episode Airs Sunday March 13 7pm EST

Byron is relaxed but ready to fight.... Guess it's a good thing she's getting ready to start traveling again. The gals had a quick conversation (quick for them anyway)

Angie Aparo https://www.google.com/search?q=angie+aparo&rlz=1C1CHBD_enUS985US985&oq=angie&aqs=chrome.0.69i59j46i67i433j46i67i131i199i433i465j46i67i433j46i20i263i433i512j46i67i433j69i60l2.4527j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

Athens Music Scene https://www.redandblack.com/culture/will-athens-lose-its-groove-famed-music-scene-clings-to-identity-in-the-face-of/article_5401958e-1be1-11ec-af92-d7621cc02c3f.html

Doc Watson https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doc_Watson

Tammy's in Love - Debbie Reynolds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ew-5rO8b67I

He's Got the Whole World In His Hands https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDBJNQiugnM

Request from the Gals--show us some of the good you do out there in the world

Advice: Live big, love much, see you on the other side...

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Listening to the Murder - Sleeping on the Porch Episode Airs Sunday 3-6-22 7pm EST

The gals are hanging out at the cottage & talking about all sorts of things. They almost get out of hand a coupe of times, but stop just shy of saying something they might regret. We hope you enjoy this episode...

Andrews Airport: https://airnav.com/airport/KRHP

Spontaneous Human Combustion - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spontaneous_human_combustion

https://www.britannica.com/event/assassination-of-John-F-Kennedy/Conspiracy-theories

Stevie Nicks - https://www.etonline.com/stevie-nicks-history-with-witchcraft-rhiannon-to-ahs-apocalypse-110434 https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/music/story/2022-03-02/russia-ukraine-invasion-vladimir-putin-stevie-nicks

Prayer to St Michael "Saint Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle. Be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil; May God rebuke him, we humbly pray; And do thou, O Prince of the Heavenly Host, by the power of God, thrust into hell Satan and all evil spirits who wander through the world for the ruin of souls. Amen."

Pysanka - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pysanka#:~:text=A%20pysanka%20(Ukrainian%3A%20%D0%BF%D0%B8%D1%81%D0%B0%D0%BD%D0%BA%D0%B0%2C,written%20(inscribed)%20with%20beeswax.

https://destinations.com.ua/travel/authentic-ukraine/45-motanka-traditional-ukrainian-doll

https://www.google.com/search?q=scrapple&rlz=1C1CHBD_enUS985US985&oq=scrapple&aqs=chrome..69i57j46i433i512j0i20i263i512j0i512j46i512j0i457i512j0i512l4.4529j0j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8

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A recapped episode in which Byron declares that today's country music singers haven't suffered enough...

We hope you enjoy this look back to a time that seems so far away....but it was only 2 years ago.

Prepandemicallyinnocent

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LostHighway

DigitalWitchery

You ARE the Altar - Part 2 Episode Airs Sunday Feb 20 @ 7pm EST

Alicia's in a pickle in one of her FB groups. The gals talk about her situation & it leads to talk about what Appalachian folk magic really is. Byron realizes dowsing can be done by using her hands.

Other topics include: blood magic kids games that have historical beginnings do pendulums respond to personal physiology?

Quote: "Sometimes you need to stop reading & start practicing"

Question--have you ever done anything (as a kid) that would be considered totally inappropriate today?

Another quote: "We let the perfect be the enemy of the pretty good"

Chief Pontiac on the Hill https://wlos.com/news/local/goodbye-chief-pontiac-iconic-statue-removed-from-harrys-on-the-hill

828 Pizza https://www.828pizzeria.com/

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DigitalWitchery

You ARE the Altar - Part 1

Wyrd Mountain Gals Episode Airs 02-13-22 7pm EST

The gals delve into some important subjects: grounding, shielding, dreams, forming habits, etc. Various stories are told...

Quote-"you look out, those bears will steal your damn car"

"It can take anywhere from 18 to 254 days for a person to form a new habit and an average of 66 days for a new behavior to become automatic.Oct 24, 2019" https://www.healthline.com/health/mental-health/set-boundaries

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Groundhogs Aren't Good Prognosticators

Byron doesnt think groundhogs are good weather predicters. Alicia's studying biphasic sleeping. They discuss going out (fully vaccinated & masked) & manage to string together everything but the subject they were going to talk about in this unhurried episodel

Voice to text https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speech_recognition

bi·pha·sic /bīˈfāzik/ Learn to pronounce having two phases. "the patient's biphasic recovery curve" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Biphasic_and_polyphasic_sleep

Book Signs, ures and Witchery - Gerald C. Milnes https://youtu.be/NwaUcSRsQPQ https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/1801582.Signs_Cures_and_Witchery

Gillian Welch & Dave Rawlings https://youtu.be/WR1BUVFToSE

Old Crow Medicine Show https://youtu.be/ug7IgB8MfWE

Doc Watson https://youtu.be/Z7iMBBmFlrs

Alicia's Tshirts:

c:DOS C:DOS/RUN RUN/DOS/RUN

Nobody Reads My Blog

I am your webmaster Submit

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The Wyrd Mountain Gal Show with Byron and Alicia Death, Disgust, & Blu Emu Episode Airs Sunday 1-30-22 7pm EST

When asked how she's doing, Byron replied "I'm just about getting by with prayer & wine'. Did you know she will eat Velveeta before paying $500 lb for fine Stilton....although she does like a good Stilton... They start out reminiscing about old Asheville, the black business district, the restaurants, & the music & meander through a few more topics before demonstrating the fabled Appalachian Goodbye".

Trigger Warning-many gross subjects here, also, lots of death, adult subjects, porno, etc. The usual madness for some, but if you're squeamish or catch the vapors easily you should not listen to any of it! Seriously, you'd be much better off somewhere else.

The Death Midwife - https://deathmidwife.org/classes-1-1

Free Planet Radio: Chris Rosser, Eliot Wadopian (deceased) and River Guerguerian.. https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLdvR1-_hS0IdsWWlK6iYeuPRLAU3MpVze

The Who - My Generation https://youtu.be/qN5zw04WxCc Beatles - When I'm 64 https://youtu.be/OTgbWmaxu5s If I Only Had a Brain - Video and Lyrics - https://youtu.be/wg66kwRnOpw Chicago - Dialogue (Pt. I & Pt. II) https://youtu.be/aJWXkdRO2Sc

"Do not tempt the Lord thy God" https://biblehub.com/deuteronomy/6-16.htm

Swollen testicles reference - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicki_Minaj#COVID-19_vaccine_tweets

2 Girls 1 cup - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2_Girls_1_Cup

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BlueEmu

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Rewind - Mushrooms and Onion Sets - The Gross Episode Episode Airs Sunday, - 1-23-21 7pm EST - Byron & Alicia wax loquacious about the weather & the old way of forecasting by the signs. They're gals in good form in this 1 hour episode. They've come up with a new term--"intuitive" podcasting, Byron discovers Clabber Girl baking soda & Alicia is gaga for the upcoming mushroom season.

They both want to know about the rudest/most insulting thing someone ever said to their listeners & start it off by sharing their own stories..

Did you know-->"It smells like early spring, which starts Feb 1st and it doesnt look like chicks and bunnies".

Trigger Warning-some gross things, a weird mention of squirrel genitalia & paddling in school is discussed.....but honestly....if you listen to us regularly you're probably used to it by now....

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MoreOnionSets

Spring2022

Mushrooms2022

Mugwort

Paddled

MushroomGirl

DigitalWitchery

It Happens to All of Us Episode Airs Sunday 1-16-22 7pm EST

The gals remark on the somber subject of grief & grieving.

23rd psalm https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psalm_23

DOLLY PARTON - AMAZING GRACE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4-MyGsLl9A

Tennessee Ernie Ford - Rock Of Ages (Live) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLGzgNtQHnc

Byron wants to find a group of keening women for her funeral Keening: The Irish Funeral Song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIETK47YN0M

Alicia wants 2 songs played when she dies: Elton John Skyline Pigeon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRFGgr4XIos

Old Crow Medicine Show We're All In This Together https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TXNSipWUiE

Hallowed Homecoming - https://www.facebook.com/events/prince-william-forest-park/2018-hallowed-homecoming-a-samhain-retreat/1641958825896751/

What is a Facebook Legacy account? https://www.facebook.com/help/1568013990080948

Choose a Legacy Contact https://www.facebook.com/help/991335594313139

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Grief

Grieving

DigitalWitchery

This Isn't Really Funny - Why Are You Laughing?

Episode Airs Sunday, 1-9-22 7pm EST

The gals start out fiesty & end up fiesty in this episode, chatting about everything from gambling to feral humans to Jan. 6th. It's all riled up chatter till Catdog invades with a mellow vibe.

Movie: Winter's Bone - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1399683/

Movie: Gummo - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gummo

NC Klan info: https://www.ncpedia.org/ku-klux-klan

Eric Rudolph - https://www.fbi.gov/history/famous- cases/eric-rudolph

Feral humans in the Smoky Mountains? https://www.thesmokies.com/feral-humans- smoky-mountains/

The Mysterious Lives of Appalachian Hermits - https://theoffingmag.com/enumerate/the- mysterious-lives-of-appalachian-hermits/

https://www.yelp.com/biz/enterprise-rent- a-car-hendersonville

What is a tip board?- https://columbiasalesinc.com/understanding -tip-boards/novelty-games-definitions- instructions/

Dish towel pyramid letter - http://www.silcom.com/~barnowl/chain- letter/archive/xe1989- 07_dishtowel_s1n2q6.htm

Elvis in Asheville - BURNING LOVE: FORTY YEARS AFTER ELVIS ROCKED ASHEVILLE, THE CITY’S STILL ALL SHOOK UP ABOUT IT - https://wncmagazine.com/burning-love

Abhor Rent - https://youtu.be/H_IxT2ei9gU

Trump boasted that the crowd for his speech on Jan. 6 was so big it was a 'sacred number,' - https://www.businessinsider.com/trump- claims-sacred-number-attended-jan-6-maga- speech-dc-2022-1

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Insurrection

January6

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I'm an Arther Now...and a Pisces! Episode Airs Sunday 1-2-22 7pm EST

Byron's making fire cider & talks about her covid adventure. Alicia's making suet.

They decided that people are: stupid careless entitled filled with kindness doing good works making the world a better place driving like lunatics

Referred to: Shang Chi & the Legend of the Gold Rings - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9L8R3qBtqnk&vl=en

Die Hard - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Die_Hard

Parks Convenience - https://www.thecanadianencyclopedia.ca/en/article/kims-convenience

Hot Fuzz - https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0425112/

Don't Look Up https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11286314/

R.E.M. - It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine) - https://youtu.be/Z0GFRcFm-aY

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PorchTalk

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DigitalWitchery

The Ghosts of Christmas Past Episode Airs Sunday 12-26-21 7pm EST

We hope you enjoy this holiday edition of Wyrd Mountain Gals. We took segments from the last couple of years & put them together just like a leftover turkey sandwich...

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HappyHolidaysYall!

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We Never Leave The 7th Grade Episode Airs Sunday 12-19-21 7pm EST

Byron has been wrestling with dogs today. Talk ranges from stupid people to road trips, what the solstice really means. Lots of opinions, some funny stories, and holiday memories in this laid-back episode. We hope you enjoy it!

Question: If you had all the money you would want, what would you do?

Recipe for Marzipan Fruit: https://hilahcooking.com/how-to-make-marzipan-fruits/

George Carlin - Stupid People https://youtu.be/8rh6qqsmxNs

Jimmy Fallon Show - Elon Musk Somehow Named Time’s Person of the Year https://youtu.be/gGDjpVkT1q4

Late Night with Seth Meyers - https://youtu.be/xhwvAnarbnA Elon Musk Is Person of the Year, Trump Urged to Stop Jan. 6: Late Night's News of the Week

Elon Musk, Person of the Year? He ‘could really use an ego boost,’ jokes Trevor Noah https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/tv/story/2021-12-14/elon-musk-time-person-of-the-year-trevor-noah

Elon Musk's Monologue-SNL https://youtu.be/fCF8I_X1qKI

Cats at Night (turn sound off, it's really annoying otherwise) https://www.tiktok.com/@animaa_vestraa/video/6941423444147834118?sender_device=pc&sender_web_id=7018995190829778437&is_from_webapp=v1&is_copy_url=0

Ghost Town in the Sky https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_Town_Village

Nabors Drive In https://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_Review-g48984-d1820906-Reviews-NA_BERS_Drive_In-Bryson_City_North_Carolina.html

A Child's Christmas in Walse (full movie!) https://youtu.be/9BTSQYdBuZY

BBC: The Dead https://www.bbc.co.uk/films/2006/11/27/the_dead_2006_review.shtml

Big Bang Theory - It's a Saturnalia Miracle https://youtu.be/E7jlePyE0zM

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ChristmasMemories

HolidayMemories

Everything Is Like A Country Music Song These Days...

Byron remembers talk about the animals praying at midnight. Matter of fact, she tried to prove it by sleeping in the barn on Christmas night. She tells the story of cutting a tree when she was 10 years old. Seems the gals have had two very different Christmas's.

Men at Work https://youtu.be/XuFC6ud1cAQ

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Grinch

Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer https://www.youtube.com/watch? v=BctWze2UMj4

Old Spice Commercial https://www.youtube.com/watch? v=yZ2wcK0zEHI

Island of Misfit Toys' https://youtu.be/Gr6GbKciNCY

Congratulations to the Wyrdlings that won the Christmas gift

Anybody else play with mercury when they were kids? https://www.letsrun.com/forum/flat_read.ph p?thread=3828677

Annie Hall https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075686/

Norelco Electric Shavers 1971 Christmas TV Commercial HD https://youtu.be/rXQCRToxdJA

The Warrior Tradition https://www.pbs.org/video/the-warrior- tradition-fkaz4h/?fbclid=IwAR2Nw- qgawqxMuqON1HLiITbL44YDMUZP6S3oYyizx1iHadh RKS20YnPLu4

Food: ham, roast beef (roast beast, Yorkshire pudding, Divinity, sea foam, Russian Tea, broken glass pie, Indian punch, fudge, hard candies ("the one you could see through the flower in the middle"), orange jellies, Twelth Night cake

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DigitalWitchery

The gals invite you to spend some time with them at the beginning of this Wyrd journey through the vast digital wilderness. This is the episode that started it all. We hope you enjoy!

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Wyrd Mountain Gals Show Episode Airs Sunday, 11-28 7pm EST

Leftovers (Are The Best)"

We hope you enjoy this look back at some of the sound bites that didn't make it into the regular episodes. You'll hear the backstory of the Little Morman boy episode, find out about Byron's secret obsession *hint-it's not mason jars, & more.

No food was harmed or mentioned in this episode. Guess we've had enough to hold us for awhile...

Enjoy!

leftovers

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Rocking Out (On The Porch) Episode Airs Sunday 11-21-21 7pm EST

The leaves are crisp, the wind is whipping, rocking chairs are creaking & the gals are really happy to be on the porch again. The talk is light hearted (for once!). Byron confesses that she has bought 20lbs of sugar for jam in the last few days & is now knitting to beat the band. Alicia anticipates a trip to visit an old friend & they talk about his late & much-loved wife. A progress report about the new cat is given & Byron speculates that he's sleeping in fruit bowl while Alicia's gone.

James Corden https://www.cbs.com/shows/late-late-show/ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Corden

Can you help? "I need help. A dear friend of mine has taken on a job as a children's librarian in an economically-challenged county in Appalachia. She's literally the Miss Frizzle of the library world. For years, I've watched her spend hours and hours, using her creativity to make reading magical for kids. She's one of those people who creates and shows up in costumes, transforms entire rooms, develops whimsical programs, and uses enchanting reading voices--she's truly unlike anyone I've seen before in this regard. Kids who have experienced her inspiration have had their lives changed. (I added photos of her at her former library so you can see how she goes at this.) However, literacy is a serious problem in her area, and their local library is too bare. They desperately need books to fill the shelves so children can learn to love reading. If you remember perusing the shelves of your local library as a child and how it felt to check out a stack of good books--imagine how your childhood would have felt without that experience. Now imagine growing up without books to help you envision overcoming struggle or develop big dreams. The public library is one of the few places kids can go that costs nothing. It's so, so important--especially in economically-challenged areas--for those shelves to be packed. Poor parents can't drop $100 at Barnes and Noble. If books aren't in the public library, kids won't read them. Would you consider helping my friend out? Please? I'm going to be posting an Amazon wishlist with books she needs for the library soon (edit: now added), so even if you could buy one or two, that would be wonderful. But if you have a heart for children reading, or if you can donate a larger amount of money for this cause, I would love to connect you with my friend. Could you send her library $20? $100? More? Or if you have a business that might consider sponsoring this library for Christmas, I know my friend would make sure every penny given stretches as far as possible. Thanks for listening to my fevered appeal for books for kids in need. I believe in this cause so deeply. My heart aches with the desire to have enough money to just fill up every shelf. Maybe you can help me do that? There are so many ways to give to people in need at Christmas. This is a way to give to hundreds of people for years and years with a single donation, however. Let's make it happen.

Editing to add a direct PayPal to the library link and also tax donation info. Please specify "for children's books." (I'll keep my Venmo in comments below for people who don't do Paypal) I'll add the Amazon wishlist as soon as I get it. Hopefully soon. 🙂 https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/unicoilibrary UCPL Foundation EIN (501c3) Unicoi County Public Library Foundation 26-0472351 - - - - Editing to add the Amazon wishlist link: https://www.amazon.com/.../ls/231NM5GVZT6AA/ref=hz_ls_biz_ex"

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It's Finally Porch Time Again.. Episode Airs Sunday 11-14-21 7pm EST

The gals are sitting on the porch! It's a beautiful fall day & you can hear the windchimes as well as the quiet satisfaction in their voices as they finally sit in a couple of rocking chairs in each other's company. Alicia is beginning to suspect that Byron "has a problem" with going to grocery stores. Alicia states that she learns more about folks at their funeral & that was all it took to get the stories started...

Wintley Phipp-performances also include voice over work (or voice acting) with Breathe Bible. On July 27, 2020, he sang an emotionally-charged version of "Amazing Grace" as Rep. John Lewis lay in state in the US Capitol in Washington, DC, and sang "How Great Thou Art" at Colin Powell's funeral on November 5, 2021. https://www.youtube.com/watch? v=uTYA8Z6SYac

Choir of four praised for powerful and moving performance at Prince Philip’s funeral https://royalcentral.co.uk/uk/philip/choir -of-four-praised-for-powerful-and-moving- performance-at-prince-philips-funeral- 158750/

The Jubilate Prince Philip Funeral Choir Sings https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=10IwVHI- t_U

Food-banana pudding, spice cake with boiled icing (recipe below)

Damh the Bard https://www.paganmusic.co.uk/

Janis Joplin - Me and Bobby McGee https://www.youtube.com/watch? v=OTHRg_iSWzM

American Tune -Paul Simon https://www.youtube.com/watch? v=0OEWBq_jzuA

Removing the sign at the old Interstate Motel https://www.youtube.com/watch? v=MWq3x__B1o4

Spice Cake ©2003 Jeannie Sherwood

Cream together: 1/2 cup shortening 1 tbsp. molasses 1 1/2 cups sugar

Add: 1/2 tsp. salt 1/4 tsp. cloves 1/8 tsp. nutmeg 1 tsp. vanilla

Beat in: 2 eggs

Alternately add: 1 cup of milk and 2 1/2 cups of Sifted Cake Flour

Stir in by hand: 1 tbsp. double acting baking powder

Pour into well prepared 9" round pans. or One 9x13

Bake in a preheated 375º oven for 25 minutes or until tester shows done.

Rest on racks for 15 minutes, remove and allow to cool completely before icing.

Boiled Icing ©2003 Jeannie Sherwood

Mix together the following ingredients in a heavy guage saucepan or double boiler:

1 cup dark brown sugar 1/8 tsp. salt 1/2 cup of heavy half n' half 3 tbsp. butter 1 1/2 tbsp. light corn syrup

Mix all the following together and allow to come slowly to a boil; boil for one minute. Remove from heat and allow to cool slightly.

Optional addition: 1 tbsp. instant coffee crystals

Stir in: 1 1/2 tsp. vanilla

With hand mixer beat in: 1-2 cups sifted confectioners sugar. You decide the consistancy you desire. For instance, if I'm making a 9x13 cake that is staying put in the pan I don't mind if the icing is a bit runny. If I'm making the 9" rounds I like it stiffer.

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DigitalWitchery

All That and Some Cornbread Too Episode airs Sunday 11-7-21 7pm EST

Byron's been boosted, and boy is she full of spit & vinegar in this episode. Alicia's making spaghetti instead of the chicken and dumplings she actually wants. The gals keep trying to talk about lighter subjects, but they are both in the mood to gripe...about most everything. Byron wants everybody to tell us where they get their local products from. Pretty soon things take a lighter (funnier) turn & just like magic, the gals are back to cutting up. We hope you enjoy this episode.

Quote: “Assholery takes a holiday...Now that sounds like a Christmas miracle.."

Qupte: "I'm Making cornbread...and nobody's gonna stop me!"

Food: Lentil soup, chicken & dumplings, pickled beans, spaghetti, brussel sprouts, green beans, broccoli, corn, shoepeg corn (little bitty corns)

Alicia's Truck Tent https://napieroutdoors.com/us/product/back roadz-truck-tent-19-series/

If - Bread https://youtu.be/Q-22LPgdXhw

It's a Miracle - Barry Manilow https://youtu.be/R-XhC-d7pLc

Faerie Made Soaps https://www.faeriemadesoaps.com/

Article about Hutzler Slicer: https://www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/jus t-do-yourself-a-favor-and-read-these- banana-slicer-review

Hutzler Banana Slicer https://www.amazon.com/Hutzler-3571-571- Banana-Slicer/dp/B0047E0EII?th=1

Flight 405: https://youtu.be/bJ4WgYQ215M

Deer Whistle: https://www.oreillyauto.com/detail/c/custom-accessories/performance/chrome---dress-up/exterior-accessories/8b3a31ef8195/custom-accessories-plastic-deer-alert/ca00/17380?q=deer+whistle&pos=1

WyrdMountainGals

ByronBallard

DigitalWitchery

PaganPodcasts

Moaning Ghosts and Psychopomp - Samhain Edition Episode Airs Sunday, 10-31 7pm EST

Byron is not "fine as frog hair", but she's doing ok (in spite of her schedule). She's heading to Walhalla for a book signing & maybe a reading or two. Psychopomp is explained & a few ghost stories are told. We hope you enjoy this episode!

Quote: "This time of year I am covered up with the dead folks, getting a garden to bed....I'll party at the Winter Solstice"

Question for our listeners - have you ever heard a ghost moan?

Question for our listeners - do you consider yourself to be a witch?

Question - is your house haunted? Comment below if it is

Walhalloween https://visitoconeesc.com/events/walhalloween-2021/

The Omen https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Omen

Stand by Me https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stand_by_Me_(film)

Children of the Corn https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Children_of_the_Corn

Psychopomp: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychopomp

WyrdMountainGals

Samhain

DigitalWitchery

WhatWitchesLookLike

ByronBallard

To Ride The Sandworm

Byron has been cold for the last few days & has decided to wear sandals to get herself adjusted to the cooler weather. Alicia talks about her new book. They reminise a bit about old swimming holes & how good milk used to taste. When Alicia mentions the new movie "Dune" coming out, they both get distracted (squirrel!) and start talking about it. We hope you enjoy this episode :-)

Quote: "I'm one of the little critters from nature--just doing her job"

Question: Are humans just a computer program?

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/are-we-living-in-a-computer-simulation/

https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/do-we-live-in-a-simulation-chances-are-about-50-50/

https://www.newyorker.com/books/joshua-rothman/what-are-the-odds-we-are-living-in-a-computer-simulation

Book: Brain Magic by Phillip H. Farber https://g.co/kgs/n9C34o

Dune by Frank Herbert: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dune_(novel)

WyrdMountainGals

ByronBallard

Dune

Ancestors

DigitalWitchery

It's Ancestor Time Episode airs Sunday 10-17 7pm EST

Time is speeding up for Alicia, and slowing down for Byron-who is working on making some decisions for Samhain. The term "bs pagan" is explained (think Christmas/Easter Christian)

Quote: "Leash your ** dog"

Alica questions Byron about the Acestors (the ANCESTORS!) and how to start a daily practice.

They discuss Mercury Retrograde & how the shift to colder weather is happening while we climb out of it.

They countdown all the ways you can celebrate New Year.

And finally they get on to talk about apples.

We hope you enjoy this episode! Tune in for news as we approach the turning of the Wheel.

WyrdMountainGals

ByronBallard

Samhain

Ancestors

DigitalWitchery

The Wyrd Mountain Gals Show Mystery of the Black Chicken Episode Airs Sunday, October 10th 7pm EST

Byron got 8 hours sleep, can you believe it? She's about done with all the Dr. visits she been on & is a little ill about the tests & waiting...she knows she's ok. Alicia declares her unending love for the cool grey days of some fall days. A casual easy-going talk (for once).

Green Acres https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Acres

Sting - Every step you take https://youtu.be/cEnJDaqT3-0

Sammy Johns - Chevy Van https://youtu.be/RiEIToOWr64

WyrdMountainGals

Podcast

Appalachia

ByronBallard

DigitalWitchery

We hope you enjoy this replaying of an old episode. We feel that it's always timely to remember our Ancestors, our Beloved Dead, & the way it used to be.

We Do Death Well Here - Wyrd Mountain Gals

Byron & Alicia turn up the heat (literally, you can hear it in the background) with talk about the Ancestors, the yearly Vigil, & how they used to take care of their dead in Appalachia.

Reminder-tell the story! It's important to talk about the death with people you love & trust.

Tea-P&G Tips

Here's an article about Post Mortem Carte de Visite

Many thanks to SunSlice Records!

Is Zoom stuff real? Episode Airs Sunday 9-26 7pm EST

We learn that Byron's physician is usually a jovial fellow, but he can be serious when it comes to Covid. Byron's schedule is jam packed, even without her usual travel, and there's a neighborhood meeting coming up that promises to be interesting. A special announcement about the Revelator deck gets them going all over again. The crows get a workout in this short (but lively) episode. We hope you enjoy!

Quote: "You just made a man noise!"

October is THE month for the Wyrd Mountain Gals

Angela Moore - http://www.angelafayemoore.com/

https://www.usatoday.com/story/travel/news/2021/09/19/rudest -drivers-by-state-2021-arizona/8381982002/

https://www.city-data.com/forum/north-carolina/2011668- worst-drivers-state-2.html

WyrdMountainGals

ByronBallard

Zoom

Revelator

DigitalWitchery

Something's in retrograde Episode Airs Sunday, September 19 7pm EST

Byron is trying her best to enjoy her favorite time of year, but people keep trying to harsh her September buzz. Alicia has a surprise visitor right in the middle of recording, & it sends her on a tangent. They swap stories about their favorite childhood seasonal things.

Sheep's Nose Apples https://newenglandapples.org/apples/sheeps-nose/

Urania's Well https://www.uraniaswell.com/

Heather Cox Richardson-Letters From An American https://heathercoxrichardson.substack.com/

James Rebanks - Pasteural Songs https://www.npr.org/2021/08/05/1023217506/farmer-offers-stark-time-lapse-portrait-of-his-familys-land-over-a-lifetime

The Hidden Brain https://www.npr.org/series/423302056/hidden-brain

Elton John - Ballad of the Boy in the Red Shoes (2001) with Lyrics https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2R-BnAkSi0

The Rolling Stones - Paint It, Black (Official Lyric Video) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4irXQhgMqg

Billy Idol - White Wedding Pt 1 (Official Music Video) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAZQaYKZMTI

Lynyrd Skynyrd - Free Bird https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0W1v0kOELA

Eagles - Seven Bridges Road [w/ lyrics] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hufU6MIS2vw

Steve Earle - Copperhead Road (Official Video) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvaEJzoaYZk

Mustang Sally by Wilson Pickett https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1FRrZD2y9Y

Wyrd Mountain Gals

ByronBallard

Appalachia

September

DigitalWitchery

Spoken Word, Wyrd, Byron Ballard, Appalachia

We Get Our Entertainment Elsewhere Episode Airs Sunday 9-12 7pm EST

The weather is cooling off (finally!) & the gals are in a good mood because of it. They talked about the year's sunburns & Byron's "Teva tan". Alicia is SO. tired. of. today's. music. Byron is letting things wash over her. They talk about music, a few mindless TV shows, & how happy they are being outside this time of year. No food was discussed. None.

Ray Stevens "The Streak" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtzoUu7w-YM

King Of The Road - Roger Miller 4K-HD 1965 {Stereo} https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cor27wmvokg

Roger Miller ~ Do-Wacka-Do (1965) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lw33d7K12E

Stephen Colbert's "Excuses Song" feat. Jon Batiste & Stay Human https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HB_Tb9nsAsk

MOVIE INTERVIEWS Bob Ross Documentary Filmmakers Ran Into Some Happy Little Legal Hurdles https://www.npr.org/2021/08/25/1028128954/bob- ross-documentary-netflix-melissa-mccarthy-bob- falcone

Miracle Workers https://www.tbs.com/shows/miracle-workers

Hidden Brain A CONVERSATION ABOUT LIFE'S UNSEEN PATTERNS https://www.npr.org/series/423302056/hidden-brain

Third Rock From The Sun https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/3rd_Rock_from_the_Sun

WyrdMountainGals

ByronBallard

BestMusic

DigitalWitchery

Dreamers Dreaming Dreams Episode Airs Sunday 9-5-21 7pm EST

Alicia is functioning within established parameters. The gals wonder how climate change is going to affect weather folklore. They talk about divination, dreams & todays current situation, and lots more.

The Chalice and the Bladevby Riane Eisler. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Chalice_and_the_Blade

Liminal: https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/liminal

Dirty Laundry by Don Henley [News Parody] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHimia_Fxzs

Saturn Return Calculator https://horoscopes.astro-seek.com/saturn-return-astrology-calculator

Quopte: "It doesnt matter what you know about the weather but by god you better look like you work out."

WyrdMountainGals

KickItDown

TowerTime

DigitalWitchery

Catching Up, Speaking Up & Laughing Along The Way Episode Airs Sunday August 29 7pm EST

The gals enjoy catching up after Byron's latest trip(s). We get a few stories from the road, news of a new book & what inspired it, & find out that Selby has had a rather bad week. We learn that Minnesota was "hotter than the devil's earlobe", Byron has an apprentice, & the little cottage is metamorphasizing into a little farm at last...

New word-Polycaster: someone who is on multiple podcasts.

Quote-"That is NOT a skunk you are smelling".

Lady Bugatti - Joyce Maxner https://www.publishersweekly.com/978-0-688-10340-8

The Leaf Men and the Brave Good Bugs - By William Joyce https://www.google.com/books/edition/The_Leaf_Men/sgYuDQAAQBAJ?hl=en&gbpv=0

R.E.M. - It's The End Of The World (Official Video) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

Phil Ruff - couldn't find the song "Pick In His Pocket", so here's another by him: Kudzu https://youtu.be/7Sw-Eei3MPo

Don't postpone joy!

WyrdMountainGals

WearYourDamnMask

CovidSucks

RoadTales

DigitalWitchery

Common Sense Is A Rare Commodity Episode Airs Sunday, August 22 7pm EST

The gals still can't figure out why folks don't just roll up their sleeves & get the vaccination.

Continuing tales from the road - this time it's New Orleans. Byron talks us about the flight down, the food, and....the trash!

Byron confesses her fantasy of disappearing just to write.

Food: etouffe', Caprese salad, crawdads

A Wyrd Gal recommendation:

Heather Cox-Richardson https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heather_Cox_Richardson https://heathercoxrichardson.substack.com/

Santeria by Sublime https://youtu.be/AEYN5w4T_aM

Brian Henke - https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLMjfvp1fVmyZ5tLn7gHQXaIi4EKHVtTKb

CovidStillSucks

GetVaxxed

OnTheRoadAgain

ByronBallard

WyrdMountainGals

DigitalWitchery

Flying, Camping & Eating Like a Wolf Pup Episode Airs Sunday August 15th 7pm EST

Alicia can't even speak about her tech devices & they both declare privacy is gone.

Newsflash - The groundhog is gone! Let's all knock on wood. Byron tries to be at least as smart as a groundhog. Gomez has decided to name his band the "Belligerent Groundhogs". Seems the critter has gotten into his brain..

Byron gives sage advice to Alicia ie learning how to read cards.

Talk turns to tales from the road. Surprise!, Byron has an opinion about the goings-on in New Orleans.

Food - par boiled & frozen corn in January, berries, cherries & plums. Prune cake, plum cake, guacamole & another pot of coffee, big fat chanterelles in Thanksgiving stuffing, windshield-dried apples, leather britches, sun dried tomatoes.

Quote: "We can get grounded by talking about food cause that's my happy place anyway".

Article about Solar dryers: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_dryer

Damson Plum: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Damson

Sweet Plum: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sageretia_theezans

Babyfood Plum Cake: 2 cups all-purpose flour 2 cups white sugar 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon baking powder 1/2 teaspoon baking soda 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon 1/2 teaspoon ground cloves 1 cup vegetable oil 3 eggs 2 (4 ounce) jars plum baby food 1 tablespoon red food coloring 1 cup chopped pecans 1 cup confectioners' sugar 1 tablespoon lemon juice

Preheat oven to 300 degrees F Grease and flour a 10 inch tube pan. In a large bowl mix together the flour, sugar, salt, baking powder, baking soda, cinnamon and cloves. Make a well in the center and pour in the oil, eggs, baby food and red food coloring. Mix well, then stir in chopped pecans Pour batter into prepared pan. Bake in the preheated oven for 70 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center of the cake comes out clean. Remove cake from pan while still hot and frost immediately.

To make the Frosting: In a small bowl combine 1 cup confectioners sugar and 1 tablespoon lemon juice

WyrdMountainGals

Recipe

ByronBallard

DigitalWitchery

RevelatorDeck

Wyrd Mountain Gals - How About A Quickie? Episode Airs Sunday, Aug 8 2021 7pm EST

Dog Days are here. Byron is on the move & Alicia is buried deep somewhere in tech-land doing whatever it is that she does with her computers, so we're going to keep this episode short & (not) sweet. The gals are still just going on about....well, you know the drill...

We hope you get a kick out of this episode. Why don't you take the extra time & do something nice for yourself?Goodness knows, we could all use a little spoiling lately.

WyrdMountainGals

WyrdMtnGals

StupidPeople

CoviDStillSucks

DigitalWitchery

The Sound of Dumbfounded Episode airs Sunday August 1 2021 7pm EST

This time it's Alicia's in a funk (not the kind she likes to listen to either!), eventually deciding that it was the heat from Dog Days causing it. Pretty soon talk shifts to fungi & just like magic she forgot to be mad. Byron is there, egging her on. There's more talk of travel, covid, & chanterelles...yum..

Quote: "We can't say anything"

Quote: "Everybody's ass gets chapped so easily nowadays"

Quote: "How awful, we're having to prioritize our pain"

Fantastic Fungi https://fantasticfungi.com/watch/

Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fantastic_Fungi

Anne Rice: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anne_Rice

Terry Pratchett https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terry_Pratchett

Wee Free Men https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Wee_Free_Men

Flannery O'Connor https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flannery_O%27Connor

Chanterelles https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chanterelle

WyrdMountainGals

WyrdMountain

CovidStillSucks

Chanterelles

DigitalWitchery

The Glory Days - Old Friends & Festivals Episode Airs Sunday, July 25 7pm EST

Byron is on the road again & talking about her recent visit to Starwood. She likes sleeping on the ground for seven days (it's good for sciatica) The gals spoke about several folks they had in common & remarked (again) about how odd it was that they never met until a few years ago.

This week's conversation includes: Music and the magic in it Alicia's thinking about reading the Divinator Cards Byron got to do her class the way she likes it...without clothes..

Quote: "I looked like a little pink sausage" as a child ballerina?

Quote: "We scattered like the wind"

Bruce Springsteen - Glory Days https://youtu.be/6vQpW9XRiyM

WyrdMountainGals

WyrdMountain

Podcast

FestivalLife

DigitalWitchery

Mind Your Manners Cuz Everybody Knows Your Business

A series of short subjects ensue when the gals call each other one hot afternoon. Covered topics include:

Alicia's grandma knew everything going on in the whole county. How inconvenient!

Byron going to London with a broken heart.

Super creepy cemetaries in Scotland

Byron is tired of being Chicken Little

How migrant workers are treated

High school reunions

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henny_Penny

Edwin McCain - White Crosses https://youtu.be/T5n3dAles6k

WyrdMountainGals

WyrdMtnGals

ChickenLittle

HighSchoolreunion

Podcast

DigitalWitchery

Wyrd Mountain Gals Podcast "Planting by the Moon" Episode Airs Sunday July 11th 7pm EST

The gals revisit the very first episode of WMG, where they were already talking about almanacs, Tower Time, & the like. This short episode set the tone for many episodes to come. We hope you enjoy this look back!

WyrdMountainGals

WyrdMtnGals

alamanac

DigitalWitchery

It'll Be Fake But It'll Be Real Enough Episode Airs Sunday July 4th 7pm EST

Byron is full of ideas this week, including Wyrd Gals in Holograph Form & Reverse Halloween - ("where people just bring me candy") Alicia confesses to living in a "convenient" home & considers herself a hypocrit because of her penchant for technology. She just doesn't trust tech because she knows too much about it....The conversation winds around to everything EXCEPT music & food*. What is going on?

*There is a recipe given, but it's not really about food...

The transhumanists who are 'upgrading' their bodies https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-49893869

The Mirror Workout: https://www.mirror.co/

Quote-"If we keep letting the machines do everything for us, the day will come when the machines do EVERYTHING....whether we want them to or not.

Dominos Offers Self Driving Delivery https://selfdrivingdelivery.dominos.com/en

Byron's answer to Dominos self-driving delivery: 2 cups plain flour 2 tablespoons yeast some warm water some sugar some cheese some tomato sauce Make your own **dammed pizza...

WyrdMountainGals

WyrdMtnGals

FutureTech

DigitalWitchery

podcast

Going Straight to Hee Haw

Episode Airs Sunday June 27 2021 7pm EST

The gals must be hungry because they can't stay away from the subject of food--even when they're talking about music! It's a lightening fast conversation (for them anyway). We hope you enjoy :-)

Little Richard - You Keep A Knockin' But You Can't Come In https://youtu.be/FJ6SstTS4YY

Jerry Reed, Buck Owens & Roy Clark - Pickin' and Grinnin' https://youtu.be/PoIEMXGT124

10th Anniversery Hee Haw Pfft You Was Gone, Where oh Where* https://youtu.be/RCn8HJ6FMi0

Gene Autry Back In The Saddle Again https://youtu.be/rSqcxFGFVas

Floggin Molly - Rebels of the Sacred Heart https://youtu.be/Gdlkx_cIqtE

Gomer Pyle Sings a Song for Lou-Ann Poovie - https://youtu.be/np48BlLmRbw

*Watch this one!

Article: Inside the world of NFTs with 18-year-old transgender breakout artist Fewocious https://autos.yahoo.com/inside-world-nfts-18-old-024838073.html

WyrdMountainGals

WyrdMtnGals

HeeHaw

Podcast

DigitalWitchery

A Bottle of Whiskey & the Book of Revelations - Part 2

(Alternate name: "Outing the Wyrdlings")

Episode Airs Sunday, June 20 2021 7pm EST

The gals are finishing up the last conversation before Byron gets back on the road & things really get back into gear.*

Music & aliens are on their minds....again.

Raunchy humor mixed with some heavy topics & birdsong make a trip 'round the bend from ordinary...

We hope you enjoy!

*note-not "back to normal because what is normal anyway?"

Quote: "let's just cut to the chase & get to the butt probe aliens"

https://youtu.be/XZBp0aVQpFU

Blame Canada

https://youtu.be/bOR38552MJA

The Hager Twins

The Tullahoma Dancing Pizza Man

(Worst Song Ever!)

https://youtu.be/zCgTvV6guP8

Johnny Cash on Hee Haw

https://youtu.be/xSPgrgapnG4

Johnny Cash - Hurt

https://youtu.be/8AHCfZTRGiI

Ken Burns Documentary "Country Music"

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Country_Music_(miniseries)

Article about how bedbugs used to be dealt with "back in the day"

https://www.colonialpest.com/used-kill-bed-bugs-back-day/

Send In The Clowns (from "A Little Night Music") Frank Sinatra

https://youtu.be/fOUrnUktTjU

Judy Collins - Send In The Clowns

https://youtu.be/8L6KGuTr9TI

Bread - Baby I'm-A Want You

https://youtu.be/vCHHHAeSBvY

Bread - If

https://youtu.be/IQyKMueMFGk

Paul Stookey - The Wedding Song

https://youtu.be/rdNPEX7bY-k

WyrdMountainGals

WyrdMtnGals

UFOs

JohnnyCash

HeeHaw

A Bottle of Whiskey & The Book of Revelations....Part 1 of 2 Episode Airs Sunday June 13th, 7pm EST

It's hot & humid outside & Byron is getting ready to go on the road again. She prognositcates that we (humans) won't be reading in 100 years. At some point Alicia declares herself flummoxed. The cottage back porch has a new set of nesting birds & the gals have a good time listening/watching them.

Quote: Meatballs are time travelling machines..

Question: What would Spock say about Ezekial?

Willie Nelson - On The Road Again https://youtu.be/dBN86y30Ufc

The Charioteers - Ezekiel Saw The Wheel https://youtu.be/7f69SLJPNRU

WyrdMountainGals

WyrdMtnGals

UFOs

DigitalWitchery

Looking For A Flat Bed & a Truck Tent Episode Airs Sunday, June 6 ~ 7pm EST

Byron declares herself "tagged & tiktok'd". Alicia drops the news that she's got an "insider" at Dollywood. Byron talks about her visit to her Momma's Daddy's M Momma's Momma & Daddy's cabin....

Old Saying: Fools names & fools faces are often found in public places...

Another old saying: The less odd it seems to me, the more I notice happening...does that make sense to yall?

TShirt idea: I hope you enjoyed it when your willlie worked cuz it aint gonna work no more...

History of Underground Atlanta: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Underground_Atlanta

Short articles about love & how it impacts your brain & body:

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/evolution-the-self/201709/15-reasons-be-wary-about-falling-in-love

https://www.healthline.com/health/relationships/effects-of-love

https://www.majorleaguedating.com/fall-in-love-get-attached-easily/

Music:

Tuatha Dea - Appalachia Burning https://youtu.be/bT736DWyhys

Carrie Underwood - Before He Cheats https://youtu.be/WaSy8yy-mr8

Sammy Johns: Chevy Van https://youtu.be/RiEIToOWr64

Tom Petty - American Girl https://youtu.be/SIhb-kNvL6M

Eagles - Take It Easy https://youtu.be/SIhb-kNvL6M

Blame It On The Moon Episode Airs Sunday May 30 2021 @ 7pm EST

The gals are glad they don't have to get up at "ass o-clock" in the morning to get the woodstove ready for cooking breakfast. Talk is back & forth-playground antics, bears & their smell, blue clay in Wedgewood, local hurricanes, and more. They decided to blame most everything on the moon....

Article About Cherokee Clay & The English https://cherokeeimages.com/wp/%E1%8F%A3%E1%8E%B3%E1%8E%A9-%E1%8E%A6%E1%8F%93%E1%8F%86%E1%8E%B5-%E1%8E%A0%E1%8E%B4-%E1%8E%A9%E1%8E%B5%E1%8F%8F-cherokee-clay-english/

Question: what do you call the person who tunes a piano? The gals don't know...

REO Speedwagon - You Can Tune A Piano But You Can't Tune A Fish https://youtu.be/nEidbkibsiE

Katy Melua - Blame It On The Moon https://youtu.be/zkbwNAGh9J8

Samantha Fish - Blame It On The Moon https://youtu.be/mJdtwCyN37M

WyrdMountainGals

WyrdMtnGals

TheMoon!

Podcast

Pink Petunias For A White Toilet And A Tire Cut Like A Flower Episode Airs Sunday, May 23 2021 7pm EST

The gals have an animated conversation about everything on their minds...you know, gardening, crows, technology, toilets, divination...

There was lots of music weaving through their casual talk along with a few stories too. We hope you enjoy this episode..

Here are 2 ways to listen to the radio on you cell:

IOS https://apps.apple.com/.../simple-radio-live.../id891132290

Android Procedure:

Open the phone app Dial ##4636## to access the Android testing screen. Tap Phone information. Scroll down to Cellular/Mobile Radio Power. If toggled off, tap the slider to turn the radio on. Wait a few moments to ensure that the setting remains on.

Gas Buddy https://www.gasbuddy.com/

Waze

https://www.waze.com/

The Wayback Machine

https://archive.org/web/

Site about Artificial Intelligence

https://www.intel.com/.../artificial.../overview.html...

Rook (the card game) explained: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rook_(card_game)

Sen Sen

Billy Joel - Keeping The Faith "A fresh pack of Lucky's & a mint called Sen Sen"

https://youtu.be/ph7oZnBH05s

Stewart Cabin https://www.flickr.com/photos/greer82496/5723334675

Ashoken Farewell https://youtu.be/3eeqtPxKX1M

Bonnie Portmore

https://youtu.be/pLtVxQpXQtY

On the Road Again - Willie Nelson https://youtu.be/dBN86y30Ufc

Asheville Pagan Supply https://www.ashevillepagansupply.store/

Prince - Purple Rain (Original Cut-entire album) https://youtu.be/eCM2dEWGf-o

Alicia misses Tom Petty & Prince!

While My Guitar Gently Weeps https://youtu.be/6SFNW5F8K9Y

The gals want to know--What kind of incense do you like? Byron likes pine-ish, frankencence, & grandmas cone incense. Alicia likes medieval smells.

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A Tupperware Shed Episode Airs Sunday, May 16 7pm EST

Things have finally quieted down a bit, & the gals have a conversation that could almost pass for normal. Almost.

Byron finally admits that sometimes she would like to secede from Asheville. Alicia defends the good ol boy network (what??) & shares a secret from that one time at band camp... They somehow manage to use the word "lobotomy" in the same sentence with the word "children". Oy!

Enjoy!

New Wyrd Gal phrase- Spiritually Peopled ie: haunted

Live Cams Here: https://www.earthcam.com/

In Search Of Sasquatch ... With Leonard Nimoy (1978)! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ852lCpsTY

American Gods https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Gods_(TV_series)

*Trigger Warning-graphic medical procedure

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LiveCams

Time is Wyrd Episode airs Sunday, May 9 2021 7pm EST

The birds are singing, the kettle is on, & the gals are on the porch talking about all manner of things. They both agree that the Flat Earth Society folks have the right to believe whatever they want...even if it's wrong. We find out Byron thinks Benedict Cumberbatch kind of looks like Big Bird & that Big Bird can be sort of...sexy. Then on to hair...yes, Byron still likes a man with alot of it. We learn that her nickname as a baby was Rooster...then we find out how she got that nickname... We finally hear one of the "Grandma songs". (Lyrics below) There's a short progress report on the Revelator deck.

Wondering How - by Dave Selby Performed by The Current Residents Band

The Beatles - Rain https://youtu.be/cK5G8fPmWeA

A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L'Engle https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Wrinkle_in_Time

The Hobbit https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hobbit

I’m Wondering How By Elsie Barnette 1945, Music by David Selby 2016 Performed by The Current Residents Band

So you fell in love again And now we are only friends You say that you’ll be happy now But when I think of the past Something tells me it won’t last And if it does, I’ll still be wondering how

Chorus: Wondering how I’m gonna face tomorrow It seems there’s nothing to live for now And as long years come and go You’re the one I love you know And I’ll get by but dear I’m wondering how

You are the only love I know And I thought you loved me too But one by one you’ve broken every vow All the things you seemed to be Fooled a dozen more than me I could be wrong but dear I’m wondering how

Now I hope that fate is kind And contentment you will find May sorrow never cause your head to bow But you know what people say For every wrong we all must pay I’m sure you will but dear I’m wondering how

Bridge:

If you still think that you are right When you read this note tonight I’ll never bother you again I’ll vow But dear I’m so afraid That you’re happiness will fade Your bound to suffer and I’m wondering how

Chorus

Stay Wyrd Yall...

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Granny's In Your Head... Episode Airs May 2, 7pm EST

We learn that Byron corrects the phone sales gal's pronunciation & she talked for 45 minutes to a credit card salesman from Dublin. Who would have guessed that she liked talking on the phone so much? lol...

Alicia has decided that somebody will be offended at everything they say. Byron declares she's at that age...

Ernest T Bass https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtmZKy_XXVU

Country Song: Carrie Underwood - Before He Cheats (Official Video) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wtmZKy_XXVU

Another Angry Woman Song: Alanis Morissette - You Oughta Know https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPcyTyilmYY

Helen Reddy - I Am Woman (1971)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rptW7zOPX2E

The Gals wax loquacious with special guest Judy Rhodes, sharing stories about old timey church & the music they remember. Along the way they talked a bit about wild strawberries, morels, & (of course), ramps.* Alicia declares herself "bi-technical" & confesses she uses a robot vacuum. It's all fun & games till she accidentally flashes the other gals on Zoom....

*Pro tip: save & dry the tops of your ramps e for winter. Crumble & use in soups.

The Body Farm https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_farm

Fathers, Now Our Meeting Is Over Funeral hymm thought to have originated in the mountains of Western North Carolina https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qu2vqXU-caw

Lyrics Fathers now our meeting is over, Fathers we must part; And if I never see you anymore, I'll love you in my heart; And we'll land on shore, Yes, we'll land on shore, Yes, we'll land on shore, And be safe forevermore.

*substitute Mothers, Brothers, Sisters for subsequent verses

Where The Soul Never Dies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmlDfdiEYgM

Lyrics To Canaan's land, I'm on my way Where the soul of man never dies My darkest night will turn to day Where the soul of man never dies No sad farewells (Dear friends there'll be no sad farewells) No tear dimmed eyes (There'll be no tear dimmed eyes.) Where all is love (Where all is peace and joy and love) And the soul never dies (And the soul of man never dies) The rose is blooming there for me Where the soul of man never dies And I will spend eternity Where the soul of man never dies No sad farewells (Dear friends there'll be no sad farewells) No tear dimmed eyes (There'll be no tear dimmed eyes) Where all is love (Where all is peace and joy and love) And the soul never dies (And the soul of man never dies) The love light beams across the foam Where the soul of man never dies It shines and lights the way to home Where the soul of man never dies No sad farewells (Dear friends there'll be no sad farewells) No tear dimmed eyes (There'll be no tear dimmed eyes) Where all is love (Where all is peace and joy and love) And the soul never dies (And the soul of man never dies) No sad farewells (Dear friends there'll be no sad farewells) No tear dimmed eyes (There'll be no tear dimmed eyes) Where all is love (Where all is peace and joy and love) And the soul never dies (And the soul of man never dies

Barney & Gomer sing in the choir https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SminUcY0c-s

Ralph Stanley Going Up Home To Live In Green Pastures https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEdEIN1HIWI...

SoutherGospel

AppalachianMusic

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DigitalWitchery

Eating Chickweed Like A....What? Episode Airs Sunday, April 18 7pm EST

The gals are on a tear, declaring that it's better to run out than run off (you know, R U N D - O F T). Don't worry, they're just spring feverish for this episode. Talk ranges from Charles Taylor to local real estate, to the groundhog. Alicia wonders if anybody ever uses Selby's first name & reveals the origins of the nickname "Huggy Bear".

Question: what do Real Estate Developers, Groundhogs, & stupid people have in common?

Charles Taylor: Taylor was the Chairman of the Subcommittee on Interior, Environment, and Related Agencies, on the U.S. House Committee on Appropriations.[citation needed]

Taylor served on the advisory board of the National Wilderness Institute, a "deceptively named" pro-timber group which worked to promote timber companies' private property rights and reduce environmental safeguards.*

*Source-Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_H._Taylor

The Best of Lurch | The Addams Family: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYQkudsfgwc

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GoHomeDevelopers

WhoSpeaksForTheTrees?

DigitalWitchery

Dandelion Greens & Pork Sushi Episode Airs Sunday April 11, 2021 7pm EST

Spring has sprung & the gals are confessing all their sins...(sure, & if you believe that...).

Ok. They're confessing most of them.

Ok. They're confessing a few of them.

Ok. They're not really telling yall anything much, but it should make for an entertaining hour or so. Here are their "confessions".

Byron will eat anything
Byron forgot to use self-rising flour
Alicia eats biscuits, but doesn't make them
We all love a bandwagon
Byron is actually a city person (She said it!)

So there you have it. Don't be too shocked.

There was also more ladylike chat about death, developers, Eric Rudolph & how to really support a friend when they're angry*.

*hint-offer to drive the getaway car

How to identify Elm Oysters: https://youtu.be/-G4osnMMOPc

Eric Rudolph Why the Hunt for the Real Atlanta Bomber Took Nearly 7 Years https://www.history.com/news/atlanta-bombing-richard-jewell-domestic-terror-investigation

The Body Farm https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/the-body-farm-knoxville-tennessee

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EricRudolph

DigitalWitchery

Feeling Springy Episode Airs Sunday, April 4 2021 7pm EST

Byron is contemplating building herself a chicken house & they both agree that a dog is needed first (to scare off the bears, groundhogs, squirrels, etc.) They meander through a conversation about everything from urban chickens to Gomez & his continuing groundhog battle. It's all fun and games till it's not anymore..

Extra Credit question: What did the gals NOT talk about for the first time since the show started?

Hee Haw Gossip Girls https://youtu.be/q-6HjI7Fv1k

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Podcast

GroundhogsSuck

DigitalWitchery

They Just Get Wilder & Wilder - Party Line Edition Episode Airs Sunday March 28th 7pm EST

Well, Byron is at the point of eating potato chips during the podcast. That's right, she's eating chips & she doesn't care! She's got her red white & blue card, had her first vaccine, & is raring to go now... Alicia is dreaming of bio beds & toilets (what?). We learn that Byron has met many famous people, including Otto Preminger. The gals finish with a lively party line conversation with their fellow Wyrdlings-Sonya, Casimera, & Ilsa. Thanks gals!

Here's an article about sleep apps: https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/317816

"You're Otto Preminger!" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otto_Preminger

"He felt like someone with gravitas" ~Byron Ballard

Party Line Participants:

Casimira Davie-Some call me Mama Juju cause I have been known to talk to spirits and Diety, and have done some work on occasion for those that needed it. Mostly I share my experiences and observations about wandering the misty places with those that want to hear them, often around a fire, with some rum and Dr Pepper and a pack of smokes, and during the year of our Lord Covid, on the interwebs. Grandmother Spider says to just keep spinning, and so I shall.

Ilsa Plaisance-is a wife, an animal mother, a witch, a Heathen, a Druid, and a former goat farmer. She was born and raised in beautiful Desoto Parish. Her family has been in Northwest Louisiana for more than 160 years, where she and her husband still reside.

Sonya Hamrick- is an author, social activist and co host of my pod cast, Rootworkers Round the Table, where we discuss community, magic and current events. My practice derives from both Pentecostal and Pagan roots. I currently live in Park City, Kentucky, with my husband, family and numerous animals.

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PartyLine

FutureTech

DigitalWitchery

Byron Needs Revival Episode Airs Sunday March 21 2021 7pm EST

The gals are anticipating getting the vaccine & starting the WMG World tour. Byron is planting onions (of course, what else?) & dreaming of Purple of Sicily Cauliflower. Alicia wants us all stop breeding so much. The latest groundhog is particularly obnoxious & Gomez calls him out. Byron is plotting squirrel murder (via slingshot). All in all, a nice ladylike conversation--we hope you enjoy!

The IT Crowd https://youtu.be/M2wQhs4YVvU

Absolutely Fabulous https://youtu.be/6IE8hX2v3_4

Black Books https://youtu.be/-X5oCV7hWgs

Burton Street Community Peace Garden https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/burton-street-community-peace-gardens.

*Mother Grove Goddess Temple is once again asking for donations of shelf- stable food or gift cards for groceries. Donations can be dropped off at Asheville Raven & Crone - 555 Merriman Avenue Thank yoU!

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Doppelganger

Revival

Tater Planting Time Episode Airs March 14, 2021 7pm EST

The gals spirits are up because of the nicer weather & their conversation reflects a bit of hope. This hour-long episode covers dreams, Byron's retirement (yeah right...), old sayings, the difference between sleeping hard & sleeping well & the definition of church lady clothes (you're dressed in all black, with a good hat & red lipstick). Then Alicia gets a stern lecture about taking care of herself. They unpack their grief over hearing the light vocal tones in the old episode they played last week & also over so many things that have happened in the last year.

This week's questions: What's the weather like where you live? Have you planted? Have you found morels yet?

The Irish Times https://www.irishtimes.com/

The Guardian https://www.theguardian.com/us

The NZ Herald https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/

Google Translate https://translate.google.com/

Random Street View https://randomstreetview.com/

Locusts https://www.cbsnews.com/news/what-is-brood-x-us-cicada-infestation-coming-in- 2021/

Asheville Mystery Museum (currently not open) https://www.facebook.com/mysterymuseum/

National Geographic Traveler http://alanmuskat.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Nat-Geo.pdf

Christian Attitudes Towards Freemasonary - Wikipedia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_attitudes_towards_Freemasonry

Another article illustrating Christian attitudes towards Freemasonary https://www.cmalliance.org/about/beliefs/perspectives/secret-societies

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Dreams

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Locusts

Remember This? A Recap of "Ill Like Little Copperheads" Episode Airs (again) March 7th, 2021 7pm EST

We thought it might be interesting to go back to March of last year to remind ourselves of where we were at that time with the virus, life on Wyrd Mountain, & everything else. Turns out that we were mad at stupid people back then...no surprise there.

In this episode we were sitting around a table together-no masks were worn. We were still going out to eat & making plans to join friends to make music together.

Irony--Byron "hung up the phone first", not realizing that pretty soon she would be opening each new episodes with "Ring Ring"...

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LifeChangedOnADime

Crow Sisters Kicking Hawk Ass Sunday, February 28 2021 @7pm EST

Alicia is salivating to get out in the woods for her annual morel mushroom huntinhg obsession while Byron is spring cleaning. The gals are sassy & looking forward to their upcoming Gospel album--"Crow Sisters Kicking Hawk Ass" in this leisurely hour-long episode. We hope you enjoy!

Playlist:. Earth Wind & Fire - September https://youtu.be/Gs069dndIYk

King Harvest Dancing in the Moonlight https://youtu.be/g5JqPxmYhlo

Enigma Sadeness Part i https://youtu.be/4F9DxYhqmKw

Full Album - Pure Moods https://youtu.be/Bg51b-UXhio 1 hr 29 min

John Denver Sunshine on My Shoulders https://youtu.be/diwuu_r6GJE

John Denver Country Roads https://youtu.be/1vrEljMfXYo

John Prine Paradise https://youtu.be/DEy6EuZp9IY|

John Prine Angel From Montgomery https://youtu.be/9CDLCr0fxOQ

Carole King Jazz Man https://youtu.be/XnKtCGrLRJ4

Notes-The Pantry at Mother Grove Goddess Temple is always looking for donations of non-perishable food items. You can drop off food at Asheville Raven & Crone - 555 Merrimon Avenue Asheville, NC

Good Article on Vitamin D deficiency https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6075634/

Everybody's All Het Up Episode Airs Sunday, February 21 2021 7pm EST

Byron wants to know who the hell cut down her shrubbery (must be the city). She's going to find out one way or the other. And don't ask about developers. Just don't.

When the Yardman finds out there's a new unwelcome resident digging in the basement, he gets right het up himself.

Alicia has decided she's not going to say "what now?" anymore...

HelloAndGoodbyGroundhog

Doppelganger

AshevilleIsOverDeveloped

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DigitalWitchery

Double Valentine's Day Headaches - A Tale of Two Odell's Episode Airs Sunday Feb 14 2021 7pm EST

Whew, the gals are talking about love & Valentine's day again. Byron knows how to celebrate the holiday, declaring that she's going to buy herself a heart shaped half-priced box of chocolate the day after Valentines.. She also declared "it takes a special person to be a desk clerk" after hearing about some of the hijinks at the hotels around here back in the day. We begin to understand why Alicia can't stand the holiday...

Episode playlist:

When I'm 64 - Beatles https://youtu.be/HCTunqv1Xt40

Go Be Young - Edwin McCain

https://youtu.be/eccGdRbSfkQ

Forever Young - Rod Stewart

https://youtu.be/mwG6g5boyF4

So Very young - Cat Stevens

https://youtu.be/bP6B9HttRI8

Young Girl - Gary Puckett & The Union Gap https://youtu.be/qJFVPxBpezk

"Everybody's gonna needs me, but nobody is gonna feed me". ~BB~

HotelStories

ValentinesDay

HotelHijinx

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Love

DigitalWitchery

It Could Be A Lot Worse... Episode Airs Sunday, Feb. 7 2021 7pm EST

The gals are hunkered down & waiting for spring, causing Byron to declaire--"I wish I knew somebody who loved me enough to bring me a truckload of manure" (Which naturally led to a discussion of music).

We hope you enjoy the following in this unofficial playlist for the episode & want to know--who covered "Hallelujah" better?

Bare Naked Ladies - One Week

The Presidents of The United Stated of America - Peaches

Leonard Cohen - Hallelujah

KD Lang - Hallelujah

Tom Waits - could not find a cover of hallelujah, (how funny) so here's "Hold On" instead (haha)

Dirk Powell - Waterbound

Edwin McCain - Hallelujah

Rufus WainWright - Hallelujah

Keith Urban - Hallelujah

Britney Spears - Couldn't find anything that wasn't auto-tuned to pieces, so we're not posting anything

Willie Nelson - Always On My Mind

Johnny Cash - Hurt

Stevie Nicks - Rhiannon

Josh Groban - Hallelujah

Luciano Pavorattie - Nessun Dorma

Maria Callas - O Mio Babbino Caro

Jim Nabors - Impossible Dream

Flash Mob in the mall singing Nessum Dorma

Flash Mob - Carmina Burana

Rocky Horror Picture Show - Time Warp - (Time is Fleeting Madness Takes It's Toll)

Grateful

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DigitalWitchery

Mushrooms and Onion Sets - The Gross Episode Airs Sunday, January 31st 2021 ~ 7pm EST

The gals are in good form in this 1 hour episode They've come up with a new term--"intuitive" podcasting, Byron discovers Clabber Girl baking soda & Alicia is gaga for the upcoming mushroom season. They both want to know about the rudest/most insulting thing someone ever said to their listeners & start it off by sharing their own stories..

Did you know-->"It smells like early spring, which starts Feb 1st. and it doesnt look like chicks and bunnies".

Trigger Warning-some gross things, a weird mention of squirrel genitalia & paddling in school is discussed.....but honestly....if you listen to us regularly you're probably used to it by now....

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MoreOnionSets

Spring2021

Mushrooms2021

Mugwort

Paddled

MushroomGirl

DigitalWitchery

Brazen As A Pair Of Blue Jays Episode Airs Sunday January 24th 7pm EST

Listen in as the gals have an animated discussion about.....well, just about anything you can think of. Old phones & party lines, giving birth, food, products, & a few stories to go along with the laughs. Byron talks herself out of ordering a pizza saying "I've got time, I've got time". Alicia tells us about chicken girl & the time she quit a job over a cheap set of dishes. We hope yall enjoy this episode straight out of the cluck factory...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f- cdna5Njzg

https://www.youtube.com/watch? v=HjVAIoana70

https://youtu.be/lKsQR72HY0s

GrieveGloballyActLocally

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Woad

DigitalWitchery

Sleeping Too Much & Yelling At The TV

The gals can't resist talking about the goings-on at the capitol, declaring "there's assery going on everywhere". Discussion turns to oils & their magic properties & we learn how Byron became inspired to create Woad Oil.

We hope you enjoy this episode..

CivilityMatters

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Woad

DigitalWitchery

Flying Out Of 2020

The gals finish up the last conversation of 2020 with talk of food, hot air balloons, crowd-sourcing, & a bit of gripiing about how people don't think for themselves anymore. It's been a year, hasn't it? We sure do appreciate all the input & look forward to hearing more of your tales. Don't be afraid to send us a message or recording!

2020InTheRearview

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DigitalWitchery

It's All Fun & Games Till Someone Drinks The Collards

The gals talk Bele Chere, collards, old bosses & the like. See if you can connect the dots in this short New Year's conversation.

Thank you Sonya Hamrick for sharing a truly interesting story about Bob the ghost & your sweet granddaughter...

BeleChere

2021

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DigitalWitchery

A whole Lot Of Eating Going On...

Christmas is over & the gals are stuffed to the gills with all that cooking they've been talking about. Alicia observes that "A shack during the daytime is a christmas palace in the evening". Byron declares deviled eggs may be the perfect food. (Says she can eat her weight in them). Alicia is making a crustless pumpkin pie, Byron is making a honey cake. Partial list of food talked about: Pecan turtles, Feast of Seven Fishes, sody bread, homemade caramel, indian punch, russian tea, bloody mary, brujita,

Recipes in this episode: Pecan turtles & peanut butter fudge

yum

ChristmasCooking

ChristmasLights

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DigitalWitchery

There's Always A Story December 24th, 2020 7pm

The gals are winding down after a long holiday season & their hearts are full (We're not sure if it's eggnog, turkey, or something else!).

Books-A Wrinkle in Time by Madeleine L'Engle The Physics of Christmas by Roger Highfield

SantaIsCreepy

SantaIsMagic

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DigitalWitchery

VintageChristmas

Farm Dreams & Powdered Food

Byron is keeping farmer's hours & dreaming of the day she'll have a big old farm to take care of. True to form, she's already got a plan--she's going to use "woofers" to help with the labor. ....Woofers? The gals talk about Tower Time & some of the things you can do to help. Alicia declares that her generation had the best music...

And food...always food...

Jello molds

Nestea

Southern tea

Jello-123

General Foods International Coffee

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breakingbeans

OldVoices

CodeSwitching

DigitalWitchery

Yall, please feel free to share this with your wyrd friends...

Wyrd Mountain Gals The Customer Is Always Right

Well, Byron hasn't kicked anything, tripped on anything, or "blessed anybody out" so far today (it's still early though). Alicia recounts her latest customer service nightmare & declares "I know what I'm doing with this customer service crap". Does she really? You decide...

Great Question from Eric Sellers-Spectre Detectors Paranormal Investigations. Thanks!

Ringing in the Solstice (Hark the Herald Wyrd Gals Sing) Sunday, December 6, 2020 8pm EST

The turkey is gone, food is stocked in the freezer, & Byron has "shot her wad"..the gals are done in but ready to take on the Solstice..

Conversational highlights are: Raw chicken sushi Brain worms Southern accents Old words & sayings on this show (how many do YOU remember?: Effluvia Trollop (Would you like a dollop of trollop with that?) Concubine Damn the bar Sh*t fire and save matches Busier than a one-armed paper hanger Sweating like a whore in church Dadjim it Dagnabit Dadgum Ruirtnt (sp?) Spoilt "He ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer" "He ain't the brightes bulb on the porch" "He ain't the sharpest tool in the box" "He ain't the brightest color in the crayon box" Dumb as a box of rocks Could break an anvil with a hammner Mean as a striped-ass snake

Bill Withers https://youtu.be/T0bAUY6WzAw

That's A Wrap

The gals finish their conversation about life, the world, & everything in it. Technology worth having, childhood fears, some really gross physical events (cause you know...life) , & finally, looking forward to the new year & what that means to a couple of Pagan Appalachian Mountain Gals...

"Your guts are just not supposed to come out" ~Byron Ballard

Trigger warning physical "events" with icky consequences and so much more to be triggered by. Just don't listen if you're sensitive, OK? .

ThatsAWrap

Samhain

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DigitalWitchery

The Best One Yet November 22, 2028 PM EST

The gals have a quick chat about… Well the usual… Food, porn, product ideas. Byron promises a future story of a ruined family Thanksgiving and Alicia (who was full of piss & vinegar that day) tells tales about a former coworker's big screwup at the country club. In the process, the gals come up with the best product idea yet. Can y'all guess which one it is? Whew!

HonestDatingSite

ManBabyManHater

SearsHomes

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DigitalWitchery

Confession Time November 15, 2020 8pm

We find out that Byron slep till 10am (gasp!) & that Alicia has the "most Methodist yard in the neighborhood". The usual wyrd-ness ensues as the gals talk about everything from toe cleavage (what?) to new product ideas...

PS-yes, food too

PornCobPipe

toecleavage

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DigitalWitchery

Wyrd Mountain Gals Everybody Just Have Some Oreos....& Calm Down...

The gals declare that they are plumb worn out from all this election nonsense & recall a time when elections were treated differently...

WyrdMountainGals

ElectionNonsense

OreosAndCabanaBoys

DigitalWitchery

Seasonal Tales From Wyrd Mountain October 31, 2020

The gals recall vintage Halloween hijinx, not all of them easy to hear about...

*Trigger warning-suicide

"There's a Ghost in My House" written, performed & produced by SunSlice Records

WyrdMountain

AncestorsAreTheREALReasonForTheSeason

DrunkenHousewives

HauntedHouse

PinkLady

DigitalWitchery

Seasonal Tales from Wyrd Mountain-Day 16 October 30, 2020

Happy Halloween times are remembered--handmade costumes, Gloria (Dracula's sister), TP'ing houses & flaming bags of poo at the door-not just an urban legend! The gals declare themselves "rubes"...

"There's a Ghost In My House" written, performed, & produced by SunSlice Records

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AncestorsAreTheREALReasonForTheSeaon

GimmeCandy

DigitalWitchery

Seasonal Tales from Wyrd Mountain

October 29, 2020

Remembering childhood Halloween wyrdness, cheesy costumes, candy greed & halloween hotdogs...

"There's a Ghost In My House" written, performed, & produced by SunSlice Records

WyrdMountain

AncestorsAreTheREALReasonForTheSeaon

GimmeCandy

DigitalWitchery

Seasonal Tales from Wyrd Mountain Day 14 October 28, 2020

Tales are told, opinions given & yarns spun. The veil is thin & it's beginning to show...

"There's a Ghost In My House" written, performed & produced by SunSlice Records

WyrdMountain

AncestorsAreTheREALReasonforTheSeason

SoMoteItBe

DigitalWitchery

Seasonal Tales from Wyrd Mountain Day 13 October 27, 9pm EST

The gals wander through family memories of table tilting, seances & pink ouija boards. More product development is discussed.

"There's a Ghost in my House" written, performed, & produced by SunSlice Records

WyrdMountain

Ouija

AncestorsAreTheREALReasonForTheSeason

DigialWitchery

October 26. 2020 9pm EST

A short chat reveals the gal's favorite cemetaries.

"There's a Ghost in My House" written, performed, & produced by SunSlice Records

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AncestorsAreTheREALReasonForTheSeason

DigitalWitchery

The gals continue their discussion of neighborhood ghosts & the like. Byron recounts the time she ran into a baby bear on Wyrd Mountain.

"There's A Ghost In My House" written, performed & produced by SunSlice Records

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AncestorsAreTheREALReasonForTheSeason

DigitalWitchery

Seasonal Tales from Wyrd Mountain - Day 10 Available 10-24-20 9pm EST

Poltergeists are on the gals' minds as they share information & opinions on the subject. After a bit of storytelling, they wonder aloud if spirits carry their personalities with them after they move on....

Question: How much does a soul weigh?

"There's a Ghost in My House" written, performed & produced by SunSlice Records

WyrdMountain

Poltergeist

AncestorsAreTheREALReasonForTheSeason

DigitalWitchery

Day 9 October 23, 2000 9pm EST

The gals talk about everything from bad music to house ghosts to cat-calling,(hint-you should not do that!). They define "witch", talk about land wards, the ancestor vigil, & the mischevious house spirit on Wyrd Mountain.

"There's a Ghost in My House" written, performed, & produced by SunSlice Records

WyrdMountain

AncestorsAreTheREALReasonForTheSeason

DigitalWitchery

Seasonal Tales from Wyrd Mountain Day 8 10-22-20 9pm EST

The stories continue, this time Alicia spills the beans about her own haunted house...you know, the one she lives in...

*There's A Ghost In My House written, performed & published by SunSlice Records

HauntedHouse

WyrdMountain

AncestersAreTheREALReasonForTheSeason

DigitalWitchery

Seasonal Tales from Wyrd Mountain - Day 6

Byron tells us a little about her neighborhood (there's a haunted museum there!) & some of the folks who stick around...even after they're dead.

*There's A Ghost In My House written, performed, & produced by SunSlice Records

WyrdMountainGals

SeasonalTales

HauntedNeighborhood

DigitalWitchery

Seasonal Tales from Wyrd Mountain- Day 7

October 21, 2020 9pm EST

The gals wonder about why it is you don't know what the story is behind what you're seeing, & , how do ghosts experience time?

Pro tip-make sure you keep grandma's silver polished!

*There's A Ghost In My House written, performed & produced by SunSlice Records

WyrdMountain

SeasonalOfferings

AncestersAreTheREALReasonForTheSeason

GhostPets

DigitalWitchery

Samhain2020

The gals talk modern dowsing, seances, & paranormal groups. They reveal that they were both very young when spirits started appearing to them by their recounting first memories of the events...

*Ghost In My House written, performed & produced by SunSlice Records

WyrdMountainGals

AncestorsAreTheREALReasonForTheSeason

DigitalWitchery

Paranormal

Day 4 Episode available 10-18-20 9pm EST

Spooky knocks & what to do if you hear a knock when falling asleep, childhood dreams, & working with paranormal groups..

*Ghost In My House written, performed & produced by SunSlice Records

WyrdMountainGals

AncestorsAreTheREALReasonForTheSeason

DigitalWitchery

Paranormal

Seasonal Tales from Wyrd Mountain - Day 3

The gals have a quick little chat about death...Byron tried to keep it light, but Alicia had to get all science-y. Trigger warning This episode speaks plainly about death & the dying process. Don't listen if you get squeamish... *Ghost In My House written, performed & produced by SunSlice Records

WyrdMountain

DigitalWitchery

ItsJustDeath

AncestorsAreTheREALReasonForTheSeason

GhostStories

Alicia tells a little more about how helpful the spirit at the cottage is, while Byron admits she may or may not have let loose an angry spirit in the elevator. They go on to talk about the little children running around the old hospital (where the Mother Grove Temple is now). A quick little pleasure without any calories

WyrdMountain

DigitalWitchery

AncestorsAreTheREALReasonForTheSeason

GhostStories

*Ghost In My House written, performed & produced by SunSlice Records

Seasonal Tales - Day 1 October 15th 2020

The gals are telling tales about the little cottage on Wyrd Mountain.

Enjoy!

WyrdMountainTales

AncestorsAreTheRealReasonForTheSeason

DigitalWitchery

Ghost in My House-Written & Produced by SunSlice Records

Tis the Season (for Ghost Stories & Apple Magic)

Byron & Alicia talk about...you guessed it...all things apple. Along the way they tell a few ghost stories, with a few more coming in the next episode. A tasty seasonal offering from the Wyrd Gals..

AppleMagic

AncestorsAreTheReasonForTheSeason

WyrdMountainGals

DigitalWitchery

Food, Porn, & Stories is Our Skillset Sunday, October 3

The gals have a civilized conversation about nut busting...(walnuts & pecans of course) & collared green soda...which leads to more brainstorming product ideas. Along the way we hear about Byron's trouble in the garden, winter crops, their thoughts on code-switching & how much they love okra. Alicia declares that watching apples dry into faces is better than watching the damned news lately.. They must have been hungry!

Book Reccomendations: Amber Shehan Artisanal Small-Batch Brewing: Easy Homemade Wines, Beers, Meads and Ciders

Chris Smith The Whole Okra: A Seed to Stem Celebrationn by Chris Smith and Michael W. Twitty | Jun 10, 2019

JustGoEatSomething!

blackwalnutpoundcake

kalewine

digitalwitchery

WyrdMountainGals

Desk clerks are heartless - porno edition

The gals talk about their travels & experiences with hotel life. Byron tells about the time she "went full on Appalachian" at a hotel in Ohio, which prompts Alicia to start spilling the beans about what really goes on behind the scenes...

Along the way. Byron apologize to Asheville hookers from the 80's, Alicia tells even more juicy tales, & we learn about the erotic tour of Asheville...

Obiviously yall, this episode is NSFW. Don't even think about listening if you get offended easily...

For the rest of yall....enjoy!

WyrdMountainGals

PJ

JelloParty

IsThatAFireHydrant?

DigitalWitchery

Sampler Platter

We're bringing back some requested stories this week. There's highfalutin ideas, stories of spirits, granny porn, & more...wait, what???

Come sit on the porch & laugh with us for a while..

StoriesThatMatter

WyrdMountainGals

DigitalWitchery

Groundhog Energy

The gals have (finally!) admitted to having a "little attitude" sometimes. hahaha...

Along the way they talked about books, webcams, & newly renamed Cowgirl candy, as well as remembering a song from the Ronco Record era that might surprise you...

Books: The Gabriel Hounds by Mary Steward https://marystewartreading.wordpress.com/books/the-gabriel-hounds/

Dune books 1-5 by Frank Herbert https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dune_(novel) https://youtu.be/DZF9rsgKZHw The Lord's Prayer 1973 Sister Janet Mead

WyrdMountainGals

WyrdGals

GroundhogsDaysArdNumbered

DigitalWitchery

Well the gals are at it again & ideas are flying everywhere. There's talk of new products to peddle, advice for the winter, & somewhere along the way they create an inadvertent playlist... Drinks-Writer's Tears Whiskey & Lady Grey Tea

AnotherLongOne

SomebodyStopUs!

WyrdMountainGals

In this episode, Byron declares that it's been a rough week, even though it's only Wednesday..

Heat, daily storms, Covid, and staying home too much is dragging them down! There's talk of green beans & road trips--maybe even a visit to the local porn shops…(yes, porn not pawn!)..

The gals want to know how you are doing, and what crafts are you working on?

DogDays

WyrdMountainGals

DigitalWitchery

Porch misidentified offering-- "Hard Times" written by Gillian Welch & Dave Rawlings

There was a camp town man, used to plow and sing And he loved that mule and the mule loved him When the day got long as it does about now I'd hear him singing to his muley-cow Calling, "Come on my sweet old girl, and I'd bet the whole damn world That we're gonna make it yet to the end of the row"

Singing "hard times ain't gonna rule my mind Hard times ain't gonna rule my mind, Bessie Hard times ain't gonna rule my mind no more"

Said it's a mean old world, heavy in need. That big machine is just picking up speed They were supping on tears, they were supping on wine We all get to heaven in our own sweet time So come all you Asheville boys and turn up your old-time noise And kick 'til the dust comes up from the cracks in the floor

Singing, hard times ain't gonna rule my mind, brother Hard times ain't gonna rule my mind Hard times ain't gonna rule my mind no more

But the camp town man, he doesn't plow no more I seen him walking down to the cigarette store Guess he lost that knack and he forgot that song Woke up one morning and the mule was gone So come on, you ragtime kings, and come on, you dogs, and sing And pick up the dusty old horn and give it a blow

Playing, hard times ain't gonna rule my mind, honey Hard times ain't gonna rule my mind, sugar Hard times ain't gonna rule my mind no more

Hot As All Get Out-Part 2 Coming Sunday August 16, 2020

Well, they are still going on about the groundhog. (It appears his days are numbered). Byron is almost finished "canning everything in the world". The harvest is coming in, magical oil is being put up, and neither gal is shy about their opinion on the state of today's world.. There's talk of bees and chickens.

PS-Do you know your state's official toast?. Find A Grave

EsseQuamVideri

DontSayHillbilly

WyrdMountainGals

DigitalWitchery

Hot As All Get Out-Part 1

Dog Days are here & the gals are just about over.....well...they're just about over most everything these days. It's a long episode, to go along with the long days of unrelenting heat, then rain, then heat, then some more rain. At least Alicia is happy about the good mushroom crop this year, in spite of losing her temper earlier in the week (gasp!) Byron is pushing on & the tales are flyiing in this longer than usual episode.

AintTheHeatItsTheHumidity

GetAFan

WyrdMountainGals

DigitalWitchery

In this episode, the gals spend a languid afternoon telling tales of the Beloved Dead & a several interconnected (strange) situations.. Byron is inspired to dream of more products & Alicia surprises her with a string of explicatives & talk of a special clock..

Drink-Writer's Tears whiskey & cool water

WyrdMountainGals

NewProductLine?

DigitalWitchery

*Who knew that crows liked peaches?

The Time of Long Dying

It's "too hot to bake pie" (as Byron says) & the conversation is a reflection of the temperature on Wyrd Mountain. Alicia grosses Byron out with talk of fish pedicures & they both agree that dumb-assery abounds in these fortune cookie times. There's talk of quarantine hair & guinea pigs.

Todays tea was: Writer's Tears whiskey & cool mountain water

WyrdMountainGals

DigitalWitchery

HotTimes

Coming of Age--The Joy of Sears

Talk ranges from Sears & the power it weilded on kids (note-it's not just about the toys), to movies imprinted on our childhood. Byron remembers lessons taught by the iconic movies & early such as "Don't get your pony in the quicksand!". They both agree that Christmas can be pretty darn creepy.

Tea-Earl Grey & Cool water

Coming of Age--The Joy of Sears

Talk ranges from Sears & the power it weilded on kids (note-it's not just about the toys), to movies imprinted on our childhood. Byron remembers lessons taught by iconic movies such as "Don't get your pony in the quicksand!". They both agree that Christmas can be pretty darn creepy.

Tea-Earl Grey & Cool water

A Snowman in July

WyrdMountainGals

Sears

DigitalWitchery

WyrdMountainGals

Sears

DigitalWitchery

Kool-Aid, Cookies, & Fast Cars

The gals have one of those good old-fashioned & un-rushed conversations that are so hard to come by anymore. Must be the heat that sent them into lanquid territory.

Well...there were a few tense moments when Byron let loose about her love of Skype & Alicia came up with a new word....

WyrdMountainGals

ette

DigitalWitchery

The gals are "knee deep in the hoopla" when it comes to their gardens, Selby, & the recurring eagle. There was only a brief mention of food....

Tea-Earl Grey (decaf!) Book- Earth Works; Ceremonies in Tower Time by Byron Ballard

WyrdMountain

DigitalWitchery

Gardening

TowerTime

Stories from WNC. The gals entertain with stories of animals & kin, fast cars & campfires...

Recommended books: Bury Me Standing

Hillbilly Women: Struggle and Survival in Southern Appalachia by Skye Mooyd

Tea--Earl Grey

Hillbilly Women: Struggle and Survival in Southern Appalachia

The Gals talk about "Wild Kingdom in the city of Wyrd", the clouds getting clabbered up, & how the garden is doing. A quiet episode for unquiet times.

PS-Is this the groundhog's last cameo? Byron says it's got to go..

Tea-Earl Grey

WyrdMountain

DigitalWitchery

The Gals are still in quarantine & full of spit & vinegar. The bear is back, the groundhog's days are numbered, & the tales go on & on. A REAL long Appalachian goodbye is not only talked about, but demonstrated. There's news of a new product & talk of the Ancestors. Lawsy yall...

Tea--P&G Tips

WyrdMountainGals

DigitalWitchery

FarmersAlmanac

Our current episode finds one of the girls just a wee bit irritated...... Guess which one it is?

Tea-Asheville Raven & Crone brand-Divination & good old fashioned water..

YallKnowItsByron

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DigitalWitchery

WyrdMountain

The Gals are still in lockdown & are starting to plot…a new product line?

TheREALFoxfireWouldHaveGambling

TimeOnOurHands

WyrdMountainGals

Hunkered Down The gals are starting to get used to this new normal, and talk winds around their need for seed...maters and taters and onion sets. Won't you join us?

WyrdMountainGals

DigitalWitchery

It's a new day on Wyrd Mountain. Things have moved on a bit. In the episode Byron and Alicia share a nice old-fashioned phone call & decide that laughter will get them through this whole Covid thing. There's talk of sandwiches, old dogs and horses, and a bunch of other stuff. We hope you can join us. Feel free to tell your friends too, let's get together, shall we?

Drinks-Water & Earl Grey Tea

Find Byron's books here...

In which the gals go on about everything from self-independence & the Appalachian spirit, auctions, food, & ...circumcision?

Tea--P&G Tips

Deviled Eggs & Jerry Reed

In which Byron confesses to buying onion sets when she's anxious & Alicia pushes Craig to the edge…over Jerry Reed?....?

Tea: Whiskey & water

Stillalittleill

theedge

WyrdMountain

The gals have had enough! We may never find out what set them off, but we celebrate their first milestone--a corporate sponsor* We think its a perfect fit...

Tea-Irish Whiskey

*Please take a moment to visit our sponsor. We hope you like the new product -- Stupid Be Gone Spray

Love Is In The Air...Or Is That Marijuana?

This episode was recorded right before Valentines day & love was only the beginning--as evidenced by the the wyrd dark subject matter... Fair warning, this episode is not for the faint of heart..

Or easily offended Or easily triggered

Tea: P&G Tips

Click here to learn more about the Stone Soup story

WyrdStuff

SeriouslyWyrd

WyrdMountain

DigitalWItchery

In which the gals ponder several topics--cheesy bad music from the 70's & 80's, producing a recipe book (all cornbread of course), & how folks used to find a partner (hint-there was no Match.com). We find out that Byron lis a big lovey dovey that "just loves love", & Alicia....well, she didn't want a hope chest at all...

Tea-Deva Zinger from Asheville Raven & Crone & water

WyrdMountainLove

CalmDownItsAJoke

DigitalWitchery

Fast Cars & Classic Country In which Byron declares that today's country music singers haven't suffered enough...

WyrdMountainGals

HankWilliams

LostHighway

DigitalWitchery

Tonight's episode has us delving further into the subject of dreams and portents, specifically, birds in dreams. We tell a few stories and wonder… What is your family mythology involving birds/omens/portents/dreams? Does it mean anything to you if you see a bird in a dream? Have you ever had a live bird fly in your home?

Tea-P&G Tips

And mason jars. Of course.

dreams

omens

portents

birds

digitalwitchery

WyrdMountainGals

The gals sit down with one of their favorite subjects--dreams, portents & bodements. A walk back to their childhood & the importance of dreaming.

Tea-P&G Tips

A continuation of an earlier conversation about roadside "entertainment" & how it really wasn't entertaining at all...

Tea-Divination

Byron & Alicia talk home remedies, elder magic, & creepy roadside entertainment back in the day..

Tea-Divination

In this episode the girls ramble about everything from chicken leg popsicle sandwiches to Gospel music. How does this relate? How do they get from Wyrd Mountain to the Cove? And how does Byron know that it was a truck driving by Billy Graham's sign? There's only one way to find out…Thanks for listening!

Tea-Divination

Digital Witchery & General Wyrdness

The next episode of Wyrd Mountain Gals is called "Digital Witchery". It's a short (very short) jaunt into the new digital territory the Gals find themselves in, & how it helps when documenting bear poop. Just a typical wyrd conversation.

DigitalWitchery

WyrdGals

WyrdMountainGals

The first podcast of the new year is called "Get-en Real". Byron and Alicia spend a few minutes bitching about…well everything from technology to the way words are pronounced nowadays while they make a few travel plans. And don't ask about stupid people. Just. Don't. Ask.

mustbeafullmoonlol

WyrdMountainGals

DigitalWitchery

In which the gals declare Dolly Parton to be the "Matron Saint of Appalachia". Memories wind in & out of the discussion & they compare family traditions.

Hard Candy Christmas - Dolly Parton

Tea - Deva Zinger from Asheville Raven & Crone

Production - SunSlice Records

Byron & Alicia continue to expound on death rituals in Appalachia.

Tea-Divination by Asheville Raven & Crone

Amazing Grace - Chris Rosser

Episode 6 - Cast Iron Scrying

Byron and Alicia share methods of Appalachians scrying while waiting on Gomez the Yardman to come by. They were almost out of chocolate, (a good reason to call the Yardman)

Tea-P&G Tips

Pickled Beans and Other Things

Byron & Alicia start out chatting about signs & portents, but end up dreaming of pickled beans...well, it was getting close to supper!

Portent: a sign or warning that something, especially something momentous or calamitous, is likely to happen. "They believed that wild birds in the house were portents of death".

Tea: P&G Tips

Porch Life (It Ain't Thug Life)

A languid conversation on the porch about the little house, hospitality, & just a little griping about the digital life we're all living nowdays...

Tea-P&G Tips & cold mountain water

The Grey Eagle is a much loved part of the Asheville music scene & part of the story Alicia tells

Check out Drivn n Cryin with Kevn Kinney--it's good music!

"They Didn't Stop There, Did They? The Day the Mormons Came a Calling.."

Byron & Alicia spend some time talking about their recent porch visitors (those sweet little Mormon boys), the true meaning of the word "tolerate", & how folks used to leave each other alone...

Tea-Twinings Earl Grey, P&G Tips

Suggested Reading: How to Be a Perfect Stranger: The Essential Religious Etiquette Handbook, Fourth Edition

How to Be a Perfect Stranger: The Essential Religious Etiquette Handbook, Fourth Edition

Episode 2. We Do Death Well Here

Byron & Alicia turn up the heat (literally, you can hear it in the background) with talk about the Ancestors, the yearly Vigil, & how they used to take care of their dead in Appalachia.

Reminder-tell the story! It's important to talk about the death with people you love & trust.

Tea-P&G Tips

Here's an article about Post Mortem Carte de Visite

Many thanks to SunSlice Records!

Episode 1-Planting by the Moon

Byron & Alicia chat about planting by the moon & try to get the hang of podcasting.

Reccommended Book:Raising with the Moon -- The Complete Guide to Gardening and Living by the Signs of the Moon

by Jack R. Pyle and Taylor Reese | Dec 31, 2003

Raising with the Moon -- The Complete Guide to Gardening and Living by the Signs of the Moon