Grab a Beer and Jacket: Recent Episodes
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Grab a Beer and Jacket is a podcast that covers all aspects of popular culture through the eyes of three average guys. Often juvenile, sometimes insightful....
It was only a matter of time until the Trifecta was reunited. We're all together again and back to the old ways, not that we ever stopped. Cum join in the fun with your favorite dudes, it always goes down smooth... Cheers!
James! James... James! James...
James without your voice, we've been making podcasts
James without your voice
Why have you forsaken us
In your eyes not thanking us
In your thoughts been wanking us
In your heart gangbanging... uuuuussss....
Here we go people. Electro and the Jones return this week for some delightfully poignant yet inspiring discussions on many topics from movies to sexuality. It's a ton of fun doing this podcast and we hope you enjoy it as much as us. Listen in and tell your friends. Freedom of speech never felt so good! Cheers!
Aaaaaaaaaand...... We're back! Did you miss us? We missed you. If Jones wasn't such a * and sucked it up while bed ridden, we could've been here for you. But now that we're back, James has left us. All you get now is Electro and the Jones. This episode is packed full of juicy tidbits. We had a plan for this episode but it went totally out the window in the first minute. Come join us and enjoy! Cheers!
Grab a beer. Jacket. One after the other. These are your instructions, should you choose to accept them. If you do, then down the rabbit hole you shall go, in an every devolving form of communication. It's a ton of fun so join us! Cheers!
Welcome one and all to the glory of the numerical code! Now you can enjoy your favorite show with the Trifecta in the order the Lord our Beer always wanted you to. Boy do we have a good show for you this week. It's all a surprise, you'll just have to listen now won't you? The boys will return in two weeks with Electro and the Jones heading to watch the phenomenal Bill Burr live at the San Jose Improve. Don't disparage, Donny is still and always shall be, out of his element. Cheers!
Rounding out the Trifecta Trilogy, now we finalize the last of the title naming game. It will now be easier for all to follow us in recorded order and be sure not to miss a single episode. We have some highlights for you this time 'round with the Jones going to jury duty, UFC 209, an image concerned Electro, and other topics never before discussed. It would tickle us muchly if you would have a listen. And we would always love to hear from you on our Twitter, @grabbeerjacket. Cheers!
Just in time to usher you into the weekend! The Trifecta are back at it in their quest to save a galaxy near, near here. We lost another gentleman and he is the topic of conversation as we get things started. We shall nay see another of his ilk for an age! When you have Bill Paxton to talk about, who needs anything else? Well we do, so stick around and find out what!
Oh! Oh! OOOOHHH!!!! How sweet it is to be holding that thick black shaft with the fuzzy end at our lips! Once again the Trifecta have joined the ranks of the podcasting greats. We look forward to indulging you in our smooth golden tones and superlative reasoning skills. Come join us, as you have in years past, on the journey of self loathing and debauchery. Cheers!
Guess who's back... Back again... We is back... Jerk your friend... Oh how sweet it is to be back in the studio! The trifecta have renewed their terrible ways and as always we invite you along for the journey. No subject is off limits. No stone shall be left unthrown.
Electro has returned and it is glorious! He has so many things to talk about he can hardly contain himself. Luckily for you, the listener, he manages to keep a calm head and indulge us in his own brand of dark humor. But there was something missing, and I can't quite put my finger on it... Oh well, Jones wore an A's hat to the recording. So... There's that... Check out our latest episode and let us inside you. As always, don't forget to Grab a Beer and Jacket. Cheers!
Well hello there folks! We have put together for you a most exciting and invigorating show for you this week. We want to spread the "Good" word to all those who can hear it. We would love for you to join us on His journey. But in case you don't want to get all religious and junk, join the gruesome twosome on a more enjoyable and socially offensive ride. Cheers!
Male periods, short people, and the return of El Llones. It's like we were born to record our dumbest moments and share them with the dirty, nasty, filthy world. Come on in and enjoy!
I mean, the title says it all right? Get in here you dirty freaks! Welcome to Grab a Beer and Jacket.
We get even more politically charged! Weekend Warrior joins us with his sensible republican ways and we put on a show of what political debate should be. Take heed you corporate sponsored power grabbers! And don't forget, grab a beer and jacket.
The title say it all ladies and gentlemen. I strongly suggest you listen in. You won't be disappointed, I guarantee it.
The Jones is missing! Where has he gone?! Will he return!? Find out on the next thrilling episode of the most offensive podcast! And don't forget to Grab a Beer, and Jacket!
Well now, look who we have here. It's another edition of your favorite podcast to yell at. Since Bowie just age 69'd himself into a grave we give him a little tribute and Electro slobs on the proverbial knob. An artist and inspiration to many, he will be missed. Oh, and we have some other stuff we talk about as well. To find out what, you'll just have to listen. Cheers!
In this episode we talk Star Wars.... And lots of it... SPOILERS SPILL LIKE ILLEGALS OVER BORDERS! Beware! You have been warned... James has some issues with The Force Awakens that Electro and the Jones squash with a quickness.. Lots of great dirty talk also so click it to begin this audio pleasure session! Cheers!
Have your balls dropped? That's ok, neither have Electro's. For the rest of us it comes down to just a few days left in 2015 and we couldn't be more proud. We've had some pretty raucous times entertaining you folks with our debaucherous discussions and offensive exchanges. Thank you for joining us and look for our triumphant return in 2016. Cheers!!
In this latest episode we talk about the most important news in recent history. Poor Ronda lost her first fight. It's what everyone is talking about. We talk about France too. Cheers!
Before we roll, we must pre-roll. Enjoy some banter and checks as our Lost Tapes saga continues. So, like a cheese wheel down a hill we go!
Welcome you dirty tramps! Halloween is almost here and what better way to celebrate the most frightening of holidays than with your favorite threesome. This week is a different threesome as Alex "The Super Jew" takes on the role of Don Magic James as we take on the worlds most pressing issues. Join us as we Grab a Beer and Jacket! Cheers!
Rants and things, abundant as always. Alex and the Jones warm up for the ensuing debauchery.
Oh yes! Your favorite offensive podcast is back this week with more thought inducing topics and human immoralities. Guns? Yeah, we got 'em. Politics? Yeah, we got 'em. The latest pornstars? Yeah, we got 'em. We have all you want and need, but we ask something of you... Grab a Beer, and Jacket. Cheers!
Want a little something to tide you over until tomorrows full episode release? Enjoy some pre-show banter in the latest edition of "The Lost Tapes". Just some random ramblings before the debauchery.
Sometimes, the universe throws you a curveball. And sometimes Jones is wrong. He will attest that he is never wrong, only in the wrong dimension for the truth he tells. This episode is proof of that fact. Welcome to the latest edition of your favorite offensive podcast, Grab a Beer and Jacket. Get yourself a drink and enjoy. Cheers!
A late addition to the massive dump. Jones apparently doesn't quite know how time works and now got everything out of order. Now it's up, unlike him, so cheers!
Lost tapes is going to be a category of recorded audio from either is preparing for the show or just plain screwing around... No real format but some good stuff comes from times like this.... Don't take too seriously but enjoy!
After a short break we return with a massive dump. A dump of new offensive audio that is. This episode is first on the list and next coming up is Volume One of The Lost Tapes, extra tidbits during mic checks and pre-show banter. Enjoy!
Well, this is what we do. Offensive content at its best. But we can say what we want, because we're free americans. No one can tell us we cannot say things to save others from anger. We take your criticism and bathe in it. Enjoy it Jacketeers! Cheers!!
Welcome to what has been dubbed the most offensive podcast in the world. Ok, so we dubbed it ourselves but that doesn't mean it's not true. Our buddy Ji comes back to talk more nerdyness with a guest spot by his Electro-ness. Join us for the most fun you will ever have being offended. Cheers!
We've got beers, and we've got Asians. Welcome to this weeks episode and welcome our guest Ji! Our very first Asian! We couldn't be more proud. Jones was very pleased to have a guest that knows more about comics and other nerdy things than him. Prepare yourselves for nerdiness. Nerd. Cheers!
Who doesn't want to start the week on a high note? Welcome to Grab a Whiskey and Jacket! That's right! The long awaited whiskey episode is upon us and it couldn't have come soon enough. It's. About. To go. Down! Bring yourselves in, the door is open. We live in a world where anything is possible, with whiskey. Cheers!
Two episode in a week? Yeah buddy! Welcome to the second half of the whiskey episode. This is where things get a little weird... But we wouldn't have it any other way. The door is still open, and we are welcoming you with the grace and debauchery known of us across the world. Join the family. Cheers!
One year after starting this crazy train pulled out of the station, here we are. We've had some delays but this latest episode is ready for your consumption. Hit us up on Facebook.com/GrabaBeerandJacket and Twitter @grabbeerjacket. Cheers!
It's been a while. We shouldnt've left you. Without some offensive words to get you through the week. This week we miss our dear Electro so we bring in Osbaldo from Salinas Underground. Our topics include illegal immigration, the future of the human race, Mayweather, our starlet Amber Ivy, and a "Doctor visit". Cheers!
It must be good if Jews are involved. If you're offended by that, then you are the problem in our country. If you are not, then welcome! This episode we talk about the coming of his Jew-ness, the Boston riots, Jon "Bones" Jones, our beautiful starlet Blondie Fesser, and some more of the things we know as Americans. If you haven't subscribed yet, shame on you. If you have... Cheers!
If you had a time machine, what would you not do? Welcome to the most offensive podcast out there and it is here where you find out that we would only go back to listen to more Grab a Beer and Jacket, which is what you should do. This episode we recap our most recent recording, more comic book talk, the French loves them some of the white girl, dirty agents, don't fall asleep with a hooker, the starlet Jenna Sativa, Electro gets PornPunked, can you be more officail than official, a failed Things I Know, more In a Perfect World, guess who got a new piece, if you have Crohn's disease your kids will be taken away, a moral question for the birds, Electro still wants ALL YOUR D*** PICS!! Let it all flow into you like good beer. Cheers!
Oh, you're told you have an old soul? Then you will love us! Join the trifecta down the road of unconventionality and obsurdedness. This episode we celebrate James and Electro's birthdays with a bit of the gentlemans brew Parabola, a special edition Jonesbox, Jones accepts a challenge, sports stars in jail, the Beiber roast, more movie fights, a new segment called "In a perfect world", and this weeks starlet Mandy Muse. As Ghandi once said; "A beer for a beer only ends up in the world being drunk". And you know what? That's a world we'd love to live in. Cheers!
Our buddy, friend, compatriat, and Jonesy's drinking partner Steven is back! In a delayed release to cover for the absense of one of the Trifecta we have a great show in store. Be aware, drunks ahead. This time around we get some more JonesBox right off the bat, choose Linkin Park or Nickelback, Manny drops the word, sins are extracted by fellatio, more religion talk, lions with AIDS, movie and music preferences and what qualifies as great, a gentleman's chug like a thirsty altar boy, Rousy is Manny's guilty pleasure, and we finish with the latest in the dreams of our dearest Electro. Cheers!
It's party Zona in the house!! Our good friend Steven drops in to tell us all about Wrestlemania and continue our debate on which is gayer; blowing Ryan Reynolds, or getting boned by Ryan Reynolds. We crack open a Barrel- Aged Bigfoot Ale and talk about the grandest of wrestling spectacles, Fucking Wisconson in honor of Zona, starlet of the week, more questions to test your morality, and whole heap of laughs for all. Come join the Trifecta and Stone Cold Steve Thompson for this wild ride we call true life. Cheers!!
Racism. Is it real? Well we talk about it again and this time it makes sense. Join the Trifecta and special guest Victor as we talk about that most sensitive of topics, some racial slurs from around the world, your weekly installment of Fuckin' Florida, we find out Manny can't swim, movie debates, Jones must apologize for this weeks JonesBox, is blowing or boning gayer, our starlet is the lovely Noelle Easton, some clarification on Jones' PornHub video views, still trying to get Rachel Star to talk to us, the strange dreams of Electro, and of course Electro wants to insert the anti-christ into Kirk Cameron's mother. It's so dirty and offensive its got to be good going down. Cheers!
To some, St. Patricks day is an excuse to get drunk. To us, it's Tuesday. But that did not stop the debaughtery! Hang on kids because this one gets weird in a hurry. Join us, The Trifecta, for more stories from Florida, our starlet Tilly McReese, JonesBox, breathalizering, encounters from the drunken kind, some more things we know, MMA update, and much more. Sláinte!!
Ronda Rousey done did it again. Ok, now that I plugged MMA time for the good part of the show. Join the trifecta with this weeks installment of F*ckin Florida, smoking semen, Gollum would be a great pornstar, another moral question, Electro's dreams are strange, JonesBox cometh, our starlet is Selena Kyle, what would you do with 100 erectrions, the best action movies of all time! It's a great time and your mom knows it. Find out for yourself.
Quite frankly my dear, Spock don't give a damn. Welcome back to our gloriously infuriating show. We have some interesting topics in this episode so drop on in and have a listen. We talk about his greatness Leonard Nimoy, what it takes for Electro to taste man-flesh, Jones' porn achievements plus a few other surprises we think you'll enjoy. Come on in!!!
Welcome to part dos! Apartheid never knew what hit it. It's still around but not a law anymore. In this episode we talk about that which makes man better, steroids! Jones wants it to be legal so we have more spectacle in sports. MMA is the first topic and all the drama that is happening therein, our starlet this week is Alice Green, JonesBox needs some suggestions, a few fan theories for popular movies, what is the best action movie of all time, and don't forget to fuck Kirk Cameron's mother.
When the time is right, you'll know. Until then get your fix on the topics none of your friends or family will ever talk about, the things no one will speak of. We will so you don't have to. Join the gentlemanly discussion with topics including the SOB of the week Kirk Cameron, more happenings in Fuckin' Florida, a few things women don't do anymore, the JonesBox continues, and some good old fashioned shit-talking. You may not want to listen, but you should. Give in to temptation. Twat us @grabbeerjacket and comment on our Facebook page.
We missed the shocking one himself in our first episode of the new format. We want to make it easier for you, our dirty and freaky listener, to listen to entire episodes. We will have a shorter show but release two episodes per week. Now, on to the good stuff. This episode James and Jones discuss the reasons women should masturbate, 50 Shades of Magic Mike, more JonesBox, James' new segment called "Fuckin' Florida", our starlet Morgan Lee, and of course dick jokes. Cum on in and have a listen because, y'know, your parent are already disappointed. Round it out with a beer. Cheers!!
A late posting but here it is kids. The very latest in the type of behavior some call offensive, we call it funny. Hear the latest state of affairs with the dumbest of celebrities, a classic moral question, and much more. Give it a listen then tell us how bad we are on our Facebook page. Link - Grab a Beer, and Jacket
Time and time again we question sexuality. This episode is no different. We've learned that Jones is a bottom and Electro is a power top. Masturbation is a form of homosexuality, fingers in the butt, Jones hates Richard Sherman, Super Bowl ads were directed by Lifetime Network movies, 50 no's and a yes still means yes, more random songs sung by request, our beautifully pasty starlet is Darcie Bell. We also have and aggressive discussion about Bruce, now Brunhilda, Jenner.
You can tell from the title we have fun on this episode. It's raunchy, stinky and all manner of politically incorrect. Manny missed out on his favorite thing in the world in our previous episode but we try to make it up to him with his favorite drink. Our main question; is double anal gay? Have yourself a listen and find out.
Cheers to the gentlemenliest of seeds. Phil from Green Cal Growers invited us to Hempcon in Santa Clara this weekend and it was and amazing hazy experience. Come learn about the most versatile of plants and excuse us, while we kiss the sky.
Coming back with a vengance has never felt so good! But we are and we tackle all the subjects we should, with a fervent passion. The King himself would love to join our trifecta, and probably teach us a thing or two about how wrong and terrible we are. But we do it for you. We talk about the Civil rights movement and things Jones knows about it, our starlet Harmonie Marpuise, a very special journal entry and the modern similarities to the movements happening now and those that happend in days past. It gets heated. Get ready for knowledge, it gets dropped like the grandest of loads.
We're on a journey, to a place where dreams come true and the beer flows like wine. Welcome to the Casa de Jacket. I hope you're ready for some delicious ear treats. This week we talk about Mia Khalifa's recent news, our beer of the week by Southern Tier called Mokah, Ryan Reynolds is still our honey dearest, more things we know as Americans, the coming bullet train for California, this weeks starlet is Arianna Knight and the long awaited segment presented by Electro himself; the SOB of the week. Enjoy it all you dirty freaks.
The years are too short, NASA might be making us skip days by silently updating the cell phones we cling to. But since 2014 is coming to a close we at GBJ headquarters reminice on our time speaking about everything people want to hear about, depravity and the ever expanding line of offensiveness. We look forward to teaching you more of what you really need to know. Cheers!!!!
This is it. The religion episode. Join us for the true tales of Mary Magdelene, Jesus, the poop you kiss under, a religious moral question, the origin of crabs and impotence, more adventures of Electro and everyones favorite thing... BEER!!! Keep going down with us, it only gets hotter!!
Hey there you freaks! This weeks episode was a good one! Os stopped by and filled in for Electro in his short absence and covered an array of topics such as Beverly Johnson's claims about Cosby, NASA or athletes foot, what happened to Lisa Turtle?, then the prodigal son, Electro, showed up and we spoke about our starlet of the week Cassidy Banks, stoner etiquette, and "electric" strip club love... you are not going to want to miss a minute of this one ladies and germs..... Enjoy!
This week we are pleased to share miss Mia Khalifa from the world famous BangBros network and the amazing disclaimer that she was so kind to record for us! We dove right in with Black Butte XXIV, a telling story about a young Electro being taken advantage of in the country of MEX, the lost 44 students of Mexico, Black friday and the evil that it brings, Jones' tasty starlet of the week, fighting with seaguls, a quaking "journal" entry, and of course Electric field of dreams.... Go support Mia Khalifa on the Bangbros network and subscribe to us on Itunes and Stitcher. Email us at jones@grababeerandjacket.com, electro@grababeerandjacket.com, or james@grababeerandjacket.com or mention us on twitter @grabbeerjacket. Cheers!
Here it is you dirty freaks! Electro was gone but he was there in spirit with a jerk off journal entry, we spoke about awakened dead people, celebs that did heinous shit, Starlet of the week Mia Khalifa, and much much more! Get your favorite lube, a beer, and....
Jones has been away for a few weeks but we demanded Jones show up for the people. He is away on a remote location in the Pacific North West. We talk about assisted suicide, why women are no good at penile manipulation, our moral and ethical question, Adrian Peterson, and things you may not know about vibrators! Enjoy you freaks!
It has been six months and for all of our new listeners, this is a new show but we are highlighting some of our classic moments showing you all how we got to where we are! Thanks to Phil from Green Cal Growers for stepping in and Baldo for producing an amazing show... Enjoy you dirty freaks!
The latest episode is ready for you to consume.... In this weeks episode we discuss Deer may be smarter than dogs, Stone enjoy by 10-31, 10 things you may not know about your period, What we know as Americans, What countries are searching for porn and what kind, Moral and ethical questions, rating past starlets on the Decker scale, Raven Simon is a more of a patriot than Oprah, and of course.... Manny's journal... You don't want to miss one drop of this one ladies and germs!
Thank you for listening world! From Japan to Canada, United Kingdom to Russia, Brazil to France, South Africa to Serbia, and our beloved United States of America. Join us again this week, it's something you want to do. Trust us. The hookers and pimps would be proud!
Orale homes, what's fappening? Well sirs and madams we will tell you. The Fappening has returned for more and so shall we! Come enjoy our latest episode of debauchery and crude humor. It's a wonderful ride we are all on so take it all in.
Yes we're back, back again. Let's get to the point, cause everyone loves the point. This weeks topics; song of the week is Paint it Black by Rolling Stones, Ray Rice, the starlet Lucie Wilde, Electro's latest jerk off journal entry, a new dinosaur, special guests Giovanni and Tomas, more listener shoutouts, restarting Tinder, enjoy Deschutes Belgian IPA and more inappropriate humor.
If you don't know by now, please go ask your mother. The Trifecta is back again this week for rousing conversation and a few giggles. This weeks topics covers our song of the week by Jack White entitled "Would You Fight for my Love", our beer of the week from the Lips of Faith Series a colaboration by New Belgium and 3 Floyds, The Electro Strikes Back, listener shoutouts, Roofi detecting nailpolish, a 10 month old Ice Bucket Challenge, our starlet spotlight with Ariana Marie, the latest Electro Jerk Off Journal read by his sister and the most amazing electric shit stories.
Our resident minority Electro couldn't be here again this week because his head exploded from excitement after seeing Jack white in concert.... Don't worry, the show must go on and to help us meet our affirmative action quota we brought in two guys from the most minor of groups... GINGERS. Tim and Bo came in to talk music, lost zombie hookers, starlets, sports, ethics and much much more.... join us again for some sexy fun!
The sexiness is back! It's the podcast that aims to offend every single person in the known and unknown world. Kick back with your favorite brew and enjoy the sweet sounds of your favorite jackers as we welcome to the studio Osbaldo from SalinasUnderGroundPodcast and Tomas the man behind the scenes. This weeks topics include, but are not limited to; our beer of the week Ride the Lion by Clown Shoes dedicated to Robin Williams, Oz and Electro hair battle, our favorite Robin Williams memories, SHARK WEEK, this weeks starlet is Jillian Janson, Tony Stewart kills people more often than he should, Christy Mack had a little problem, Ray Rice had a little problem too, men are awlays to blame, more hair tips from Oz and Electro, a review of gay men drawing vaginas, the pussy gets put on the chainwax, Electro pours beer like a girl, Guardians of the Galaxy, Things I Know as an American premier, Shark Week again, Chael Sonnen is a beesh, once again please support our friends at Crabs Adjust Humidity and come back next week.
Our unofficial sponser Crabs Adjust Humidity make another cameo to start us on our boxing match in the circle of jerks. We start out with a little tune from the Hendrix and talk about the dirty thirty, the new Levi stadium, Manny tells a terrible joke, another of Jones' dirty stories, post game Jones blackout, mystery content voicemail messages, Paul Walker is still ded and so is Elliot Roger, UFC update, Manny won't fuck Chael Sonnen, the truth behind prohibition (the government hates you), fucking patent trolls, the large breasted Thai starlet Katrina Jade, Kelly Brook can get it, Jonesereli's MLB postseason predictions (but not too deep), Manny hates bets and buy your unofficial Crabs Adjust Humidity expansion pack for Cards Against Humanity at the XL Publichouse.
In this special edition of Grab a Beer and Jacket we welcome Alex Schumacher as our guest, Dwayne "The Cock" Johnson, Steve from Jersey sends us Big Bad Baptist from Epic Brewing Company, white people know about coffee, Electro's jerk off journal, TINDER UPDATE, dogs and large clits in the way, Jones' Thor sperm, too gay to be George Michael, labia gauges, chihuahua cage fights, Tinder meets real life, old school and new school jerking, petunia herpes, computer sex, Fleshlight needs to sponser us, the most romantic thing you've ever heard, centaur booty, Germany wins the cup, Target fires good employees, taking advantage of the system, pooping without a phone and Jones gets slapped.
Join us for the next in a long line of informative and rude behavior from Grab a Beer and Jacket. Hunter S. Thompson stops by to warn you, special guest Gabe, running bulls, bad songs that Jones likes, Jones also sings Backstreet Boys on July 4th, Electro hates all things sports (except t-bags), Johnny Fuck Football, beer of the week is Black Sails by Coronado Brewing, Electro's Netflix history, tattoo roulette, Redbook is gone, hookers have rights too, recap of the Las Vegas craigslist fiasco, are we evil?, blowing and fucking Ryan Reynolds with a POV GooPro, we look for Kyle during swatztica rehabilitation week, we test Electro's knowledge of America, the starlet of the week Leilani Leeane, fucked up pornstars, Electro keeps talking about Chael Sonnen, sleeping Yankee fan, Michael Bay is crap and Electro likes Tanning Chatum.
We have yet another very special guest on Grab a Beer and Jacket, our good friend MaryHeather/Mary Heather/Mary/Heather/MH stops by to add a little lady like class. Join us this week with a brief appearance from Borat as we talk about the Tinderverse update (prison stories), blazing red balls, makeout preferences, Giants game dinner distraction, World Cup Manmosa's, MH's cupcakes, a scrotum that makes a woman cry, a second Ace Ventura reference, Jenna Ivory as the starlet, back to back shark week, MH's mom makes a cameo her porn preferences, more dead grandmothers, 10 simple rules for a blowjob, and an adventure in craigslist casual encounters.