Captain Penis: Recent Episodes
Louis D. Michael
Taboo, nice. We all have some fucked up stuff we like. Guilty pleasures! We all have them. Are they more pleasurable because of the guilt? Probably. The odd balls, weirdos, geeks, dudes, chicks, whatever makes you happy, all are welcome! No creeps though, get the hell out of here with that. Captain Penis is about having a laugh at things our rambling brains try to tell us is wrong.
Hey gang, not going to lie the heat the summers heat, and lock down may have gotten to me on this one. It's still fun, but I get a lil heated about memorial day and death. Not all days are happy, but we can fight to be positive! With love, CP.
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Wowwe, Michigan, gun, protests! We talk about it all. Is this a deadly virus, or are people full of it? Who knows everyone is an expert in everything now a days! God do you dummies even watch YouTube for your PhD's, and do your Facebooks math? Didn't think so. If you're thinking to yourself, "what the hell did I just read, and what the hell is Captain Penis about?" Take a half hour ride with it you dumb bitch;)
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Good penis to you all! This week Lou has a good chat about being locked up and mental health. A little look into what it's like to be a new road dawg comic. Finally, the most fun is at the end when live listeners gave Lou two or more movies and he tied the universes together, in a new and first only segment on the pod "Worlds Collide!"
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Last week Lou went on about Johnny Glubb's 7 signs of the fall of an empire! This week he does the thought experiment "dictator for a day" to fix the problems that would lead to the fall of an empire. Stick around to the end to see if you feel sexy or are sexy wearing a hoodie with nothing on underneath:). Squig of the peen, and flick of the bean to you it's the Captain Penis podcast! Go love yourselves!
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This week Lou talk's about Sir John Glubb's, "Fate of Empires" essay, the rise and fall of empires, and penis's. Sir Glubb was a British General that served in World War 1, he probably had a hog, at took notice of 7 common traits all fallen empires have in common. Is the USA and empire? In a word; yes. What stage is the United States empire in, and how does it to compare to Rome at her height and fall? Also, did you know that heartbreak can make your penis bigger, it's true! Lou said, that or it was gravity.
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This week Lou goes a little off the smut track and talks about; cosmic horror, stoicism, H.P. Lovecraft, Marcus Aurelius, fear and how people react to it. Especially in the face of Covid-19. Dunning-kruger effect, the death of expertise, wow-wee this dumming drops a lot of names. Oh don't worry, later Lou brings up HBOs Real Sex and how he saw a mens dick camp episode that f'ed him up as a kid. Wiggle of the peen and squiggle the bean! Be Goku.
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Hey gang, are you a kindred spirit into nerd stuffs, comedy, pee pees, the vjay, philosophy, pseudosciences, rambling, the hots, the nots, the stick it in crowd, then this podcast might be for you. Lou, an amateur (FOR THE LOVE OF THE GODT DAMN GAME) comedian, who was on track to being a pretty okay semi-pro comic has started a podcast to prove that the middle of the bell curve is okay. Probably not a podcast for children, but then again some people don't vaccinate their kids which is waaay more harmful to they're mental health! Child dying of whooping cough "I thought you loved me mama, why, why do I have this cough?" "Shut up!" cracks code red DEW "Captain Penis is on the squawkbox!"
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