Heroin Has A Great Publicist: Recent Episodes
J Chris Newberg
This week we're talking about the weird services people are actually paying for and asking which ones you'd ever hire. From professional breakup services to people you can pay to make you look more impressive on a first date or job interview, we dive into some of the strangest businesses making money today. We also debate whether hiring someone to write your dating profile is genius or a giant red flag, ask if mystery shoppers are heroes or villains, and hear about the best and worst parts of listeners' jobs. Plus, we get into the biggest lies society has agreed to accept, the phrases that should be banned forever, the things people brag about that really aren't that impressive, and the random skills that deserve Olympic medals. It's a fun episode full of ridiculous jobs, hot takes, and plenty of chances to ask yourself, "Wait... people actually pay for that?" Follow us on @NewbergPod and be sure to Tell Lauren she looks just okay in the comments #comedy #podcast #jobfails #funny #newbergpod Watch it live: https://youtu.be/PKSIYLFwwIk
Newberg Pod with actress, writer, and producer Mo Beatty from Hacks and The Lost Bus. We get into MFK, Netflix movie reviews, what it's like to start working as an actress at four, memorable pickup lines, divorce, stand-up as therapy, broccoli and cheese sauce, and a rapid fire that goes exactly where you'd expect it not to.Follow and subscribe to @NewbergPod here and wherever you stream. https://youtu.be/QIu_eUGod3c
How long is too long in Vegas? Has Will Ferrell been playing the same character for 31 years? Why do we fall in love with fictional TV characters? Plus, the formula for success, whether Casper was the world's first ghoster, bizarre first date rules, if extreme sports are sexy or just reckless, and where we'd choose to disappear in witness protection. Please like, Subscribe and follow. Plus see me live in Michigan at the Royal Oak Music Theater on September 18 Tix at www.thechrisarmy.com https://youtu.be/Qt-jAbwPNLU Follow us @newbergpod on Youtube.
Lauren got bangs. I'm still performing at the Royal Oak Music Theatre on September 18, so yes, I'm mentioning it again. Get tickets at TheChrisArmy.com and follow @NewbergPod. This week we ask the important questions: Is clapping when the plane lands a white people thing? Do you prefer passive aggression or sarcasm? Is lying on a first date okay? What should empty malls become? Is prison actually better than being homeless? Haunted stuff; is it real? The World Cup. And just how loud should you grunt at the gym? Subscribe, leave a comment, and tell us which opinion we got completely wrong.
On today's show: The Irish Exit. The Perfect Crime. AI Abuse. TikTok Gibberish. Phone Call Psychopaths. Starbucks Office People. Your Greatest Regret. And the one thing you're convinced makes you attractive. Basically, 30 minutes of judging strangers while exposing ourselves. Plus Lauren gets bangs! Please like subscribe and hit us with questions in the comments! Please like, subscribe , and follow us on YT @newbergpod https://youtu.be/SiOREsiyaBc September 18th Live at Royal Oak Music theater!
This week on Newberg Pod: Nostalgia addiction. Not all, just some... stalgia. Tattoo regret. Professional mourners and why it's a great gig. Favorite sayings. Surviving Mount Whitney. And oh no, what if Sarah McLachlan has dementia?! It's educational if you're already educated. New episode out now. Get ready to laugh. As always, wherever you stream or watch the show on YT https://youtu.be/byK2eEEAJ78
Today on the Newberg Pod, we discussed the San Francisco Giants' outfield celebration and asked the important question: when does fooling around become too rough? We also got into whether your partner's needs are your responsibility, how old is too old to still be called Lil, Kid, or Young, Eww vs Awwww, whether surgery can fix RBF, what a clavicular is, whether men are okay, the proper way to party barf, Boot and Rally or Really Gross, and why Hantavirus apparently has a personal issue with your junk.
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This week on the Newberg Pod, Ricky Gervais rescues beagles and bears, Paul Hollywood allegedly goes 96 mph to save a cat, and Hayden Panettiere enters the conversation for reasons that somehow make sense by the end. We talk about the Kevin Hart roast, the least attractive hobby someone you liked can have, and whether mall Santas spend the entire offseason emotionally preparing for sticky children and panic sweating parents.
We also debate whether anyone will ever actually use their doomsday bunker, the most useless consumer rewards systems in America, and play MFK with a drive in, a mall, and a cider mill.
Plus rapid fire questions including favorite spectator sports, favorite cereals, favorite cereal killers, whether love at first sight only works if you never have to see the person again, and which famous serial killer would be the absolute worst person to get trapped in a car with for eight hours. All this and the usual chaos on the Newberg Pod. Please like and subscribe and follow us on youtube: https://youtu.be/_HcflGFjYE0
Bon Jovi sellout or just sold out for those State Farm commercials? Aww vs Ewwww. Nirvana cashes in with "Smells Like Teen Spirit" air. Jeff Bezos has a $500 million yacht so what insane extras are actually on it? A Florida man tries to rob a Publix with a stapler. You find a wallet stuffed with cash, what do you do? And how lonely do you have to be to fake a lost dog just to make friends? All this and the usual madness on the Newberg Pod. Watch like and follow @Newbergpod for more smart smelling stuff. https://youtu.be/WI5m8SMjRyo
Does your partner smell weird, amazing, or straight up gerbil cage? How much love does it take to ignore or accept it? Do you shave your body? If so, is that hot or barf city? And if your partner does, is that hot or not? We know you know. Do you want your friends to win big or just enough to not beat you? Internet dating disasters, zero sleep to Atlanta, 420 honesty, and the only question that matters: is any of this worth it? F yes. Obviously. This is The Newberg Pod. Let's go! Please like and subscribe to Newberg Pod wherever you stream your podcasts and watch @newbergpod on youtube https://youtu.be/UapKiTWa0Tg
On the show today... Who would you rather, your Uber driver or the person delivering your food? We also get into why Instagram stories now feel like full documentaries no one asked for, break down the absolute worst people on a plane, from the disgusting coughers to the seat movers to the awful people already standing before the plane lands, and try to figure out why therapists don't do stand up comedy when they spend all day studying human behavior. And why does it feel like everything keeps getting worse?! Even when it's sunny!
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Today on the show, we break down San Francisco's viral "Hole Party." Hundreds of adults showed up to dig a giant hole together, which is either community building or the start of a cult. Honestly, same vibe. Also, why?
Plus, your pet might be a red flag. According to science, what you cuddle says more about you than your dating profile, your texts, and your therapist combined. So if you've got three lizards and a vibe, we need to talk.
Is Tiger Woods a ticking time bomb, or is this just the world checking in like "hey man… you good?" We get into it. And speaking of relationships, do you smell your partner? Not in a cute way. In a "just making sure everything's still working" kind of way. Most people do. It's unsettling.
We also cover the rise of "pocket cheese" (which sounds fake but feels inevitable), why women seem to universally hate fedoras, and why Howie Mandel might be cool, but his wife might be the one actually running the show.
And finally, is $113K enough to work at a prison, or is that one of those jobs where the salary feels high until your first day and then suddenly it's not enough for what you just saw. Please like and subscribe and watch on Youtube @Newbergpod https://youtu.be/FZfL_0MzNik
Hannah stops by to fill us in on her crazy life. A quadruple Amputee is accused of murder after cornhole. We dive in. Do you drink yourself different? Who would you hide a body for? Would you smuggle weed through Miami Airport for 10 grand? And other smart choices. Listen to Newbergpod wherever you stream and like and sub us on YT @NewbergPod https://youtu.be/ep0u3e2bQc8
Stephanie Hodge started stand up on a 50 dollar bet and not only did she win the bet, she won at comedy. Star of huge sitcoms in the nineties: Nurses, and Unhappily Ever After, plus a zillion other roles and a fearless killer joke writer. She is making her comeback on The Comeback season 3 (HBO) and Jury Duty: Company Retreat (Prime) -So exciting! Great comedy talk. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did - Please like Subscribe & Follow @NewbergPod https://youtu.be/1LqSBwEhKHo
Are Leaf Blower Dudes the new police? Hershey's changed is chococolate formula, Harrison Ford, F's to his movies, UFC to Train FBI? OMG! Who shouldn't be together? Who should never drive? Student drivers, burger flippers, welders, and gynos. How do they do it? Please like and subscribe wherever you pod as well as follow us on youtube https://youtu.be/tnCwWtplnXo and if you want merch: https://thechrisarmy.dashery.com
What would you do if the police dropped off your fast food? Britney and her DUI troubles, Is Raising Cains One love or is it BS that they don't have more than one sauce? My friend is cheating on his wife with an AI bot, AND SHE"S COOL WITH IT! - Video games, fake ID's, and why it's a big deal to remember your spouse's B Day! Please like ansd subscribe wherever you stream and follow /watch the show on YT https://youtu.be/YJVexzNztxI
Have you ever been Mean Mommied?! How about with some guy who tried to Alpine Divorce you? Still mad at someone who gave you a billion dollars and true love? Best First Dates, Mandela effect, Rocket Science tippers, and Shia LaBeouf might suck. Thanks to Lauren Bell for stopping by Prettygoodfinances@gmail.com Listen wherever you pod or watch on youtube - https://youtu.be/9TXxv6KtHP0 Thank you for liking and subscribing!
My guest @itskellfire and I discuss the unusual way she ends her comedy shows and the trouble/fun it has brought to her. Baywatch passed on me, and it was an open call. How in shape do you have to be to play college sports, What if Robin Williams was your dad? Fun catch up with an exciting new comedian and the story of how Baywatch and I are in a fight - Please like and subscribe @newbergpod on youtube or wherever you stream your pods https://youtu.be/ffy0fOFjpv0
The FBI reached out and thanked us for our awesome investigative journalism- Arrests will be made immediately. I mean, I hope so. After all, it's a really good guess. Also, Bronze medal VS Torching your life, Male loneliness explained, Where is Hannah? Valentine's Day. How much should you spend? Chico State? Was peeing in the same boot you drink out of worth it? Please like and subscribe on YT @newbergpod or watch this episode
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My wonderful guest a(Joselyn Hughes) and I met several years ago as we were both writing on a Theo Vaughn, TBS Show, since she has worked, for Tosh.O, Show Running for Tyler Henry, I heart Radio shows, Golden Globes, and authored a pretty dope DIY book on crafting. She's funny, and a bad ass from Chicago. We also talk about if Chat GPT a Good Enough Therapist? Thank you for liking and subscribing. - Follow us on Youtube = @newbergpod or watch at https://youtu.be/FkGo9woP5x4
Hannah is still sick, so Lauren Bell fills in (Prettygoodfinances@gmail.com) and we discuss good people who are bad at Instagram, Incels, The late great Katherine O'hara, The Grammys, My country submission, and getting sued for telling jokes. All this and more on another wildy entertaining Newberg Pod. Thank you to the 140 new subs. Please follow us on YT @newbergpod or wherever you stream. Watch this episode as well. https://youtu.be/GtSpAsGvcWE
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Back on the road to experience comedy outside the imaginary world of Los Angeles. Aggressive TSA agents insisting I am carrying, the Kit Kat defender, young love in bloom, Netflix is a Joke, but is it funny? Wet Dog Hotels, and the impotance of the Lemonheads and Evan Dando. Please enjoy the show wherever you stream your podcasts and like subscribe and or follow. You can find us on youtube @newbergpod and you can watch this episode https://youtu.be/myXxwIONMgo
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The New Star Search is here! Thank goodness? Do we not have enough stars? Do you really want to be one? Reality shiows lead to DUI's, Music manipulation is alive and well, admitting your wrong is a relief, but a total challenge, watching your followers in real time is a trip, where did my voice go, the machine that is Comic's Unleashed, a new song about fast food and some jokes. Please like and subscribe. You can watch the show on youtube - https://youtu.be/aaAOI26QEZY
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Lauren Bell (Prettygoodfinances@gmail.com) stops by again with a Den beer and we discuss Heated Rivalry, Disney's boo boo, Worst Super Bowl Food, The One That Got Away, Meet Cutes, James Marsden, the 2016 trend, why? Wherever you stream or watch live on YT https://youtu.be/zc1rjAIices and please follow @NewbergPod
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Rolling solo today and emptying the brain. Today I cover: How to get rich overnight, Counting Crows, slowly becoming a grumpy old man, Lemonheads, why do so many celebs wanna bang the youth, my review of "I Love LA," Keifer Sutherland, what never to say to a human woman, and yes. I had dread locks. Plus rapid fire, a joke or two and a delightful glance into my head today Jan 14, 2026.
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On the show today, Lauren Bell is back (prettygoodfinances@gmail.com) - Hannah returns next week as she's under the weather. Today we talk about life, line cutting at Disney, does it deserve a beat down? Drunk Dialing your BFF's parents, is that okay? Minneapolis (Had to. Sorry), Dry January, but for selfies, How do you know when you're about to not be friends anymore? How do you handle pressure? Please like subscribe and follow wherecer you stream, or on YT @newbergpod where you can watch the episode live https://youtu.be/ZUoy2krHIWg
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I started to do the pod and randomly, friend of the show, Lauren Bell, called and we went for it. We discussed: Renting People as a business, Mickey Rourkes Go Fund Me for 100K rent, Jokes, the AI Bubble, cocaine, death obsessions online, the weirdness of a new year, and all the fun. Lauren was a delight and you can connect with her at prettygoodfinances@gmail.com Thank you for listening. Please listen wherever you pod or stream and or like and subscribe on YT @newbergpod - And you can watch the episode here: https://youtu.be/PKuxz-DbeMs
Sydney Sweeney replaced by hot Landman Girl who often says "Daddy," Sick update, weight loss goals, resolutions, a million, minus 26, wanting not needing, Happiness is a warm gum, and so much more. Thanks for listening this year! Floow us wherever you stream or listen or right here @NewbergPod https://youtu.be/P_sHPVwX95U
What was Sherrone Moore thinking? The U of M Coach lost his job going after the young lady. I survived war torn Kuwait, and Doha. BARELY! My knees are fun, the gifts we get that we don't expect, and staying positive always! Plus jokes. Hannah back next week. Listen and subscribe wherever you stream of watch on and sub on youtube https://youtu.be/N-mXocKT4Gs @newbergpod
This week we talk about inexpensive ways to cure depression, Hannah was attacked by a spider cricket gang, Crazy vs perfection, my time at the hospital and how fun that was, thank you great people from Cedars!, Swim Shady, Snowboard Drug Kingpins, and great fun. Please like and subscribe wherever you get your podcasts or follow us on YT @newbergpod https://youtu.be/XPYoBL05Djg Find ll things me at http://thechrisarmy.com and follow Hannah 0n insta or tiktok @littlehannahsucks
Today we talked to Lauren Bell, who either works at the State Department… or is the worst liar in the history of espionage. She's definitely not a spy or a secret agent.
Then its off and running with: Doormats are basically tiny carpeted con artists, suddenly wants their food to look hotter than everyone else's food (FOODMO is real), the correct way to talk to a server, and how TMZ actually started.
We also break down what makes something clickbait, spaghetti is for quitters, and how adding "I'll give you…" in front of literally anything instantly turns it dirty.
Sad Snacks. Rapid Fire. Anxious Avoidant dependent behavior. It's a hoot. Follow us wherever you get your pods or on youtube @newbergpod https://youtu.be/J-zxpX8Xg8c
Newberg Pod with Newberg & Hannah. Good luck stopping once you start.
Thanks for listening to the show! Please follow, like, and subscribe to us on Youtube @Newbergpod where you can watch the show https://youtu.be/UUHXvmOmxuw - Or as always, listen wherever you get your podcasts. Adam Sandler's character Zohan is the new Mayor of NYC, Is it okay to ask out a woman while she's parallel parking, Do you mention Crypto when trying to get someone's number, why positivity is the better and easier choice, when will people replace Sydney Sweeney, and as always rapid fire!
Billie Eilish vs. billionaires. Nightmares that feel too real. Psycho neighbors. Wood chippers. Dream murder and anaylisis. Plus Rapid Fire and car logic. Also why is Halloween a month long in LA? You know — a normal day with Newberg & Hannah. Listen and follow wherever you stream your podcasts or watch and follow on Youtube https://youtu.be/2sM1siQ2wak @newbergpod
Hannah gives us a quick update on her sitch. We decide if it's the Mean Girls "Dress Like Sluts," or "That's a Scary Mask, Bro," approach for Halloween. We also discuss a murder for hire plot gone wrong, Ghost Hunting, People who back into parking spaces, and why do people dress up for court?!
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What's more powerful — confidence or talent? This week, Newberg & Hannah spiral from that question into the deep end: ghosting, negging, emotional abuse, and why we might only care about Britney Spears because she used to be hot. Plus, D'Angelo, LA rain trauma, Hannah's tragic love saga, and a shocking stat about weed-related car crashes in Ohio. No experts. No plan. Plus how to manifest corectly. Just two people proving it's way more fun to talk about things than to understand them.
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Today on the show: A model with worldwide success, who has been in countless adds, commercials and worked in music videos with Rick James, LA Guns, Diana Ross, and my all-time favorite video of all time Van Halen’s Hot For Teacher! Lori Tucker is a bad ass with great stories. Check out the episode and follow and subscribe on youtube @newbergpod https://youtu.be/F-RfmwI6gAo or wherever you stream.
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This week @littlehannahsucks returns and we start off by discussing her professional ghost of a situation with her fella, posing the question: Is love for someone with addiction bigger than the love you have for yourself? @thechrisarmy discusses his journey with Fat Guy Medicine AKA Wegovy. We also discuss the Jimmy Kimmel thing, the weird D4VD case theories and how mmany people have big feelings. Plus where is Josh? You should definitely email Joshuamann11@gmail.com and ask him...
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I had a great time interviewing one of my music biz heroes. I fan booed out a bit, but still a fun chat just the same. Vicky Hamilton managed Motley Crue, Poison, Guns N Roses, & Faster Pussycat. She wrote an incredible book called "Appetite For Dysfunction." that they are turning into a TV series. She's won a Grammy, been in A&R at Geffen, has her own label. Check her out at Vickyhamilton.com - If you enjoy the show, please like and subscribe. @NewbergPod @thechrisarmy @darksparkvicky Wherever you stream your pods or follow and watch on Youtube https://youtu.be/NM6T2Ocw6VA
On Newberg & Hannah, we chew on the wildest questions of the week: Taco Bell worms, a $1.7 billion Powerball fantasy, and what your stomach photos are really saying. From nights at Barney’s to the pettiest break-ups, from replacing therapists with ChatGPT to asking if happiness means having more or wanting less—this episode has it all, unfiltered, funny, and impossible to turn off. Please like and subscribe. This show is wherever you stream your podcasts and you can also follow us on YouTube @newbergpod https://youtu.be/ySvJkLh3Zss @thechrisarmy @littlehannahsucks
People are going BLIND from Ozempic… old guys are racking up injuries like it’s a sport… Hannah’s boy-crazy phase is officially out of control… plus drugs, tattoos, friends who won’t stop trying to sleep with your friends, Is that even okay?! and Jokes Please like & Subscribe wherever you pod or watch the show on YT https://youtu.be/2_S-_2sqIUs Follow us there as well @newbergpod
This week on Advice Guys: Should I be charging for hookups? My friend’s boyfriend might be a violent drug addict. I’m broke, but I party like I’m not. What song lifts your broken body off the floor? And how do you f like a king? All that — and so much more. Please like subscribe & follow wherever you stream or on Youtube @newbergpod https://youtu.be/Ti5jSw6EFIU
Newberg pod is a show where comedian and writer, J Chris Newberg, interviews Rock Stars and Famouses from his kitchen table. Today on the show bassist and principle songwriter for the multi platinum rock band Skid Row, Rachel Bolan sits down to discuss: In Jersey, did Tommy & Gina (From Living' On A Prayer) know Ricky from (18 & Life?) - Is Yungblud the last rockstar? Best ways to smell fresh on the road, touring with Kiss, GNR,Van Halen, Aersosmith, Motley Crue as well the highs and lows of the music biz. They are on the lookout for a new singer. Could it be you?! You heard it here first. Check out The Newberg Pod. if you enjoy it, give it a like and a follow - Wherever you stream as well as right here on youtube @NewbergPod https://youtu.be/0w-gs0zcWbc Follow Rachel on instagram @officialrachelbolan and follow J Chris Newberg @thechrisarmy #SkidRow #RachelBolan #Newberg #Funny #Interview
This week on The Advice Guys (with Hannah!) One listener is accidentally dating an entire friend group, another thinks their dentist offered more than a fluoride rinse, and someone else might’ve just sexually harassed a MILF by accident. We’ve got sisters at war, crushes ruining careers, and a dude wondering if he’s the villain in a kitchen-based mom rejection scene. Should you warn a guy you're also dating his best friend? Can you un-grope a friend's mom with an apology text? And how exactly do you tell your friend, “Hey, I want to climb you like a jungle gym,” without ruining everything? Strap in. We’re solving problems, breaking hearts, and possibly losing a dentist license or two. It’s chaos. It’s spicy. It’s… another episode of The Advice Guys.
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This week it's all about Hanah. She went from having a guy tatoo her name on his neck to vanishing. We spent the episode talking her through it. Plus Josh has a crazy night with a couple of 20 somethings and has the dilemma: Should I date this girl or stay friends with her famous father.
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Is there a married woman in the world Josh isn't falling for? Hannah’s relationship might be doomed—again. Chris may feel defeated, but not enough to start baking. This episode of Advice Guys has confessions, chaos, and a shocking amount of self-sabotage. Are we thriving or just barely surviving? Hit play—we pray you do. Please like, subscribe, and stream wherever you stream or watch on YT https://youtu.be/v1oCwDq_OrM
NEW EPISODE: "Why Chasing Excellence Might Be Wrecking Your Life"
Today on Newberg Pod, I’m talking about the toxic pressure to be perfect — and why it’s okay to just be... okay. I dig into the myth of constant self-improvement, how being nice to yourself might actually get you further, and why your flaws are often your funniest strengths.
Plus: why comedy shows with "themes" usually are weird, and how pretending to play war as a kid is wildly different from watching adults turn it into a job.
This one’s sharp, funny, and might actually make you feel better about being human.
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On this episode of Newberg & Hannah: We let ChatGPT run our lives—best friend, chef, life coach, even interior designer? We unpack why rejection isn’t sexy, and why no one brags about their losses even though they should, and how the Titan submersible still lives rent-free in our heads. Plus: jokes, moving pains, and the comforting truth that you're just one yes away.
Press play then please like and subscribe and listen wherever you stream or watch us on YT @newbergpod https://youtu.be/njdoZ3ZWBEs
This week on Newberg Pod, J Chris is joined by Josh Perlman from Advice Guys to unpack the chaos. Should you choose bros over random ladies? What exactly is Fight or Flight Club? Who wins in a cage match: Elon or Trump? Plus, they play a dangerously real game of Is That Racist? and dive into the wild world of photographic memory. Also: one famous comedian refuses to sleep with Josh—but has hit on J Chris more than once. And don’t miss Josh getting fully exposed for his Barney’s buffoonery. Hilarious. Sharp. Just enough chaos. Tap in.
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This week on Advice Guys, it’s a full-blown emotional hurricane. A maybe-dad is terrified to ask his maybe-pregnant girlfriend anything because… thighs. A groom-to-be wonders if his fiancée's new cat is secretly a breakup in fur form. One listener accidentally starts a cult and needs help escaping his own enlightenment. Plus, we tackle friendship ghosting etiquette, and a food FOMO so intense it might need therapy. Come for the chaos, stay for the questionable decisions—and maybe accidentally join a cult.
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This one's a little different. I found out a friend took their life, and I’ve been spinning ever since—grief, confusion, guilt, anger, love... all of it. So this episode is a brain dump. Raw thoughts, real emotions, and a reminder to anyone listening: if you’re struggling, I’m here. Phone number in the episode. You’re not alone. This episode is for anyone who's lost someone, or feels like they might lose themselves. I miss my friend. I wish they called. Maybe this helps someone call. Maybe This saves somebody. It's not the usual Newberg Goofiness, so if you want to skip, totally get it. I miss you, buddy.
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What do you do when the guy you had a steamy vacation hookup with resurfaces—with his wife and kids—while you’re just trying to get a hot dog at an Angels game? Or when your boyfriend of three months is already talking marriage and you're wondering if you're in love or being love-bombed? On this episode of Advice Guys with Josh, Newberg, and Hannah, we’re diving headfirst into heartbreak, ghosting, grief, rage, obsession, and everything in between. One listener wants to go full scorched earth, another can’t stop thinking about the toxic ex with Olympic-level sex. And someone else? Just trying to figure out why "I had a great time" actually meant “never text me again.” Welcome to your weekly dose of chaos, catharsis, and questionable decisions—we're here for all of it. Plus song of the week, neck tatoos, Reality TV ghosting and the military
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Throuples, Funerals, and Hugs from Your Mouth: The Most Insane Advice Episode Yet
This week on The Advice Guys, it’s pure emotional chaos: — One listener is in a casual three-way... until the husband starts cheating on both of them. — Another thinks she might be a glorified booty call with Wi-Fi. — One guy can’t focus during oral because he’s too busy overthinking the blowjob. — A funeral turns into a flirt-fest, but is it ever okay to ask your grieving friend for a hottie’s number? — And on Mother’s Day… a husband gives his wife the gift of anxiety and poop bags.
Sex. Secrets. Sadness. And a dog no one asked for. Let’s dive into the wildest inbox we’ve ever opened. Advice Guys! Brought to you by Newberg Pod.
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This week on Advice Guys… Did this guy accidentally play on a gold record? Did her boyfriend casually confess to the strip club? Is “truthseekr15” exposing a cheating scandal via email receipts? Plus: Why are all men obsessed with fighting gorillas? Can a dog think it’s having sex with you? And—is a 37-year-old about to break a 70-year-old’s hip… or just his own pride?
Gold plaques, strippers, cheaters, gorillas, horny pets, and grandma sex. You’ve got questions—we’ve got way too many follow-ups.
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This week on The Newberg Pod: Ever spiraled at 2am over a text? Questioned your entire relationship on a Tuesday? Or mentally drafted your resignation letter… again? Then you need to meet Nikki Isbell—a California-based psychotherapist who works with high-functioning overthinkers (aka perfectionists with feelings). She’s the go-to for anyone stuck in the messy middle of adulthood—navigating love, communication, intrusive thoughts, and the general chaos of being a person.
We get into it all: couples therapy, why your brain won’t shut up, and how to stop spiraling without ghosting everyone you love. Nikki works with individuals and couples and is doing amazing work through the Center for Mental Health Excellence.
Find her at nikkiisbell.com or @nik_isbell on IG—especially if you’re in California and want a therapist who actually gets it.
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This week on Advice Guys with Josh, Chris & Hannah:
Is love worth more than logic? Is "slut" a safe word now? One listener's going gray—should he embrace the silver fox era or go full Just For Men? Another wants to know why men are the human version of pop-up ads: invasive, annoying, and impossible to fully block. We dig into dirty talk gone wrong, whether true love ever really ends, and how to choose between compatibility and chemistry when both women might be The One—or The Mistake.
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This week on Advice Guys, Josh, J. Chris, and Hannah get dragged into the absolute worst-case scenarios of modern love, friendship, and office rage. A happy hour almost turns into a street fight, a surprise proposal nearly ruins a “perfect” relationship, a guy is hopelessly into women who are all married (is it a curse?), and one friend may have just caught her bestie’s boyfriend hitting on her — and kind of liked it. Oh, and a mom is positive her son’s new girlfriend is trying to destroy her life. Fists almost fly, threesomes are maybe on the table, and someone’s definitely getting uninvited from Thanksgiving.
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Ghosting in business — It's the norm, now Shannon Sharpe allegedly went blind with a boner, and he's kind of in it, but I will teach you how to not lose 100 million dollars. Also — did the Boston Marathon bombing boost ratings? If you’re already offended, buckle up. The U.S. is now offering $5,000 per baby, so we’re launching a fertility cult and "Putting Baby in the corner." We review new music, new jokes, and debut a brand new segment: “New Bruise, Who Dis?” — where we figure out where the hell that mark came from and which normal day to day task might be responsible.
If you listen to one podcast this week… make it one that won’t get you fired. But if you’re here for danger, dumbness, and deep cuts — Let’s ruin our reputations together.
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This week on Advice Guys, a woman falls for a mysterious stranger on the train and considers becoming a commuter stalker to find him, a guy secretly ships a vibrator to his college crush in Italy while living with his long-term girlfriend, and one couple’s breakup turns into a full-on custody battle… over a dog. Plus, can a glam brunch girl survive dating an off-grid lumberjack? And the age-old question: how do you know if she wants to have sex with you? Josh, Chris, and Hannah are on it. Like Jerry on Rice! Like Subscribe and listen wherever you stream or watch on YT : https://youtu.be/hgKd-_bBL7w
You ever get wrecked so hard you start questioning reality? Cool. Same. This week, we’re talking about what happens after the dream gig disappears, after the footage is gone, after the thing you thought would change everything… doesn’t. Because here’s the truth no one brags about on Instagram: Winning isn’t shiny. It’s not clean. Half the time, it looks like losing. But if you can get through the garbage—like really get through it—you’ll end up somewhere better. Maybe even where you were supposed to be all along. James breaks down what it feels like to lose big, sit in it, and keep moving anyway. No silver lining BS. Just real talk about momentum, reinvention, and why turbulence might be the only way forward. If you’ve ever felt stuck, shot down, or ghosted by the universe—this one's for you. https://youtu.be/2B__NyiA7_s
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You’re not gonna believe what Hannah’s new nickname is. This episode has it all: Weezer’s bassist and his wife versus the police, a dangerously revealing game of “Who Would You Rather,” expert advice on how not to get shot, a heated debate about freedom, and a step-by-step guide to surviving in your car. It’s unhinged, it’s helpful, it might get us flagged.
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🔥Strap in for the most dangerously inspiring episode of The Newberg Pod yet — where we ask the unaskable: What do you do when you've already DONE IT?! 🧠💥 We’re cracking the code on how to attract everything you want without chasing it, unpacking the dark art of routines that actually work, and spiraling into a chaotic spiral of jokes, wordplay, and unhinged wisdom. 🌀 Ever wondered how to do a how-to without doing a how-to? We got you. Plus, yeah… we talk Andrew Tate (ugh), the rise of "horse cocaine" (don’t Google it), and the wild, wild secrets of staying relevant when you've already peaked (or have you?). This episode is the self-help fever dream you didn’t know you needed — hilarious, weirdly profound, and probably illegal in five countries. Hit play before it gets banned. 🎙️ #Comedy #newbergpod Watch on YT https://youtu.be/ba8QSmnzCb8 or enjoy wherever you stream!
This week on Newberg & Hannah: Hannah opens up about emotional pain, Newberg combats it with unstoppable positivity, and the tells you how to get cast on the TV show of your dreams (yes, seriously). Plus: a neighbor meltdown so unhinged you’ll swear it was scripted—and other tales of chaos, clarity, and accidental wisdom. You do not want to miss this one. 🎯🔥
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🚨 Julia Roberts bought him pizza. One of the funniest people alive called him the funniest and he saw the whole Swingers phenomenon happen from the inside 🚨 This week on The Newberg Pod, we sit down with the effortlessly charming journeyman actor David Pressman to talk paparazzi madness, childhood stardom in ‘90s LA, the Newhart twist you never saw coming, and what it’s really like on set with icons from True Detective to The Odd Couple. Plus: Hannah’s getting her hair did, so Josh holds it down solo (barely), rapid fire gets unhinged, and we discover why everyone loves David Pressman. Great dude. Great stories. Great episode. Tap in.
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EPISODE 100 is here—and it’s chaotic, honest, funny, and maybe even a little profound. On this milestone episode of The Newberg Pod, I dive into surprising marijuana smoker stats, explore what it really means to become the person you're meant to be, and argue (for reasons unclear) that David Bowie is also David Blowie. I check in with my 10-year-old self, unleash some killer jokes, relive the horror of being booed at the ballet, and make three wildly specific wishes. Plus, for real—thank you for listening, supporting, and making it to 100 episodes with me. Hit play and let’s celebrate in the most Newberg way possible.
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This week, Newberg & Hannah team up with The Advice Guys for a chaotic deep dive into: 💀 Who would YOU hide a body for? (And who’s getting ghosted instead?) 🍽️ Creepy old dudes hitting on servers—how bad does it get? 🎭 Your boyfriend quotes Andrew Tate… is it over? 💋 Would you send an F-Boy a mug? (And what would it say?) 🔥 Sex workers, thirsty dudes, and the art of the DM slide! It’s unhinged, hilarious, and just a little concerning. Buckle up! 🚀🎙️ WATCH / LISTEN NOW! ⬇️
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🚨🔥 NEW NEWBERG POD ALERT! 🔥🚨
Today's episode is packed with non-stop laughs, weird brain dumps, and absolute chaos! 🎉 We’re talking:
🎭 Detroit shows – Did they love or just tolerate me? 😂 Newberg being ridiculously funny – As usual, but somehow even more. 🎶 New songs – Bangers or instant regrets? 🧠 Brain dump madness – I'm unloading everything in my heads (terrifying). 🤣 A TON of jokes – Like, an unreasonable amount. 💩 Dysentery?! – Oregon Trail flashbacks or something real? 📢 Amber Alerts – Why do they always hit at the worst time? 🎂 Life, joy, and birthdays – Existential dread or celebration mode?
Buckle up, hit play, and let the insanity begin! 🚀🔥 #NewbergPod
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You’re not ready for this one. It starts with a baby book for a dog. "First Bark," "First Sniff," even "First Hump" (thankfully, no photo). Is this just quirky or full-blown serial killer behavior? And it only gets weirder. A straight guy secretly addicted to Grindr, claiming it’s “harmless curiosity.” A neighbor who gifts expensive chocolates until one missed “thank you” turns into literal chocolate revenge. A marriage where sex only happens during Eagles’ Greatest Hits—and yes, Desperado plays every. single. time. Oh, and the ultimate betrayal: when your best friend, who happens to be the funniest comedian alive, completely blows up your love life. This episode is chaotic, unfiltered, and absolutely unmissable. Listen now—you’ll question everything. 🎧👉 #NewbergAndHannah #AdviceGuys #WTFStories
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THIS. EPISODE. IS. INSANE. 🤯 We’re talking weddings ruined, sex ruined, dates ruined, and entire lives ruined—and somehow, we’re supposed to give advice??
💥 A groom has a SECRET BACKUP FIANCÉE 💥 A guy brought HIS MOM to "HELP" 💥 A girl gives a TED Talk DURING SEX— 💥 A Super Bowl party mystery—boyfriend disappears into the bathroom with another girl… “panic attack” or CHEATING?! 💥 A musician wants to be celibate for a YEAR but still “hang out”
It’s Advice Guys x Newberg & Hannah Pod, and this episode is a train wreck in the BEST way. You will SCREAM.Listen NOW before your relationship ends up in our inbox. 🎧🔥 #WTF #ToxicOrNah #AdviceGuys #NewbergPod
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STOP EVERYTHING. Newberg *& Hannah discuss 🚨 Is Kanye the ultimate villain or a marketing mastermind playing us all like puppets?! 🤯 We break down his latest chaos and whether it’s calculated or just crazy. Plus—Super Bowl MELTDOWNS, the biggest wins, and the fails that will haunt players forever. 🏈💀 Do people root for you to lose? PTSD personalities, and serving up life advice that’s so good it might ruin your life. 👀💥 You NEED to hear this one! 🔥 Wherever you pod or follow us on YT @NewbergPod You can find Hannah on instagram @littlehannahsucks You can find J Chris Newberg @thechrisarmy or text him 310 696 8151
Show link to watch is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fp6asDuHJ3Y
This week’s questions are pure chaos—a joke thief, a burger thief, a possible sex cult initiation, a minivan ruined by bodily fluids, and a date so disastrously funny it ended in actual pants-pooping. One listener is debating whether to call out a friend who stole their joke and went viral, while another is questioning if their date’s confidence in taking a bite of their burger without asking is a turn-on or a crime. Then there’s the DC hookup that involved candlelight, chanting, and ancient Latin—was it a spell, a kink, or did she just unknowingly marry this dude? Meanwhile, one guy is realizing his mom’s minivan smells like a porno set, and he needs a way to tell his girlfriend to stop drenching the seats without sounding like an asshole. And finally, the guy who watched his date trip and wipe out so spectacularly that he laughed until he literally shit his pants—does he come clean or take this shame to the grave? This episode is a five-car pileup of absurdity, and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Buckle up. 🚨😂 With Special Guest Jen Murphy Wherever you stream or on YT https://youtu.be/r9EtjHMCG44
This week on The Newberg Pod, we’re breaking down the most unhinged Grammy moments—who won, who shouldn’t have, and which artist dressed like an absolute lunatic. Plus, we unravel the most confusing phrases people actually say, debate getting in better shape without losing your soul, and tackle positivity vs. pure delusion. We also serve up killer advice, laugh-out-loud jokes, and a deep dive into the narcissists we ALL know and love to hate. It’s unfiltered, unhinged, and undeniably hilarious—don’t miss it! 🚀🔥 #GrammyInsanity #WeirdPhrases #JokesOnJokes Please like subscribe and follow us on YT https://youtu.be/mUAIe5Xo0vY
Is your coworker’s ‘compliment’ actually a crime? Did your date just say you look exactly like their sister before making a move? And how do you politely escape a gym locker room hostage situation featuring saggy grandpa anatomy? This week, Josh & Chris tackle the burning (sometimes literally) questions about bad haircuts, creepy flirting, and unsolicited naked pep talks. Buckle up—this one gets weird fast. 🔥🎧 With special guest Jen Murphy I am going to start doing Advice guys on here for a bit til we get an audience. Hope you don't mind. It's fun.
Would you give up sex for love? Move to a new city for a fresh start? Follow a life rule that makes zero sense? We’re breaking it all down—plus, the dumbest relationship fails, and why death and music go hand in hand. It’s chaos. It’s real. It’s the Newberg & Hannah pod, and you don’t want to miss it! 🚀🔥🎙️ If you enjoy the show, please like and subscribe. #comedy #podcast #positivity #advice #love Listen wherever you stream or on YT @NewbergPod https://youtu.be/bfvFheDFmkQ
This week on the Newberg Pod: We’ve gone twice a week because once wasn’t enough to unpack all the chaos. Today, we’re exposing Netflix as the lazy Blockbuster wannabe you always suspected it was, asking if “sorry” actually means anything, and pitching a Yelp for hookups—because why not ruin sex too? We’re also tearing apart birthday parties (spoiler: they suck), wondering what happened to real fun (RIP), and roasting the sad claps we give for mediocrity. Plus, we’re talking stolen jokes, why the Matthew Perry book feels off, and how “sold out” became everyone’s favorite status update. Oh, and don’t miss our take on... TARIFFING THE CHICKENS. It’s hilarious, unhinged, and 100% what you didn’t know you needed. Buckle up—this is the most ridiculous Newberg Pod yet! Please like and subscribe - Show is wherever you stream or watch on YT @Newbergpod https://youtu.be/8Lf1pGO0Z8I
I do a side pod with my good pal @Joshualeemann It's wherever you pod. I also put an episode on my Newberg Pod Youtube Channel https://youtu.be/tFxgjHLhpZE
We don't have an audience, but hey maybe you'll like it. It's definitely funny
My voice is kinda cringe, but I powered through.
This week on Advice Guys, we’re diving into three of the most awkward, scandalous, and hilarious situations yet:
- A mysterious Post-it, a wild night, and zero memory—can we help unravel the hookup mystery?
- Breaking up a couple… to slide in yourself? Yep, someone actually asked us this.
- The ultimate email fail—what happens after a reply-all rant goes to the wrong people?
Chaos, cringe, and questionable choices—don’t miss this one!
Elon’s salute (Evil or brilliant, everyone is talking about it), fat dudes roasting fat dudes, old presidents swapping jobs, and meteors vs showers—plus why deadly fires feel like a footnote. The Newberg Pod: chaos, comedy, and questionable opinions. If you like the show please subscribe like and follow @NewbergPod and you can stream us anywhere you pod https://youtu.be/LBfjLfzFGHc
Week two update of the fires from my perspective only. The news and many others have had different experiences and stories. This is just mine. Even though the catastrophe is unprecedented, I choose positivity and optimism in times like this. Strength to all those who are going through it, plus my posting about volunteering, my missing friend, people who lost everything, the amazing support of Angelenos stepping up while we keep fighting. If you like the show please like, follow and subscribe You can also listen wherever you pod. #losangeles #lafires #survival #Advice #Comedy #positivity
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To quote my neighbor," I feel lucky in a town full of many people were not so Lucky." The last few days have been terrifying in Los Angeles. Surreal almost. We had to evacuate last night and this is my story. I too am lucky to be safe. Also my usual ramblings about comedy stuff and attempts to be positive in a uniquely non positive situation. There are many stories from the fires, this is mine. Stay safe y'all - If you like the show please like and subscribe #Fire #LAFires #SunsetFire #Comedy? #Positivity #Survive
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In our final episode of 2024, Newberg & Hannah get real. We have a year in review and look forward to the Holidays!
Thank you for listening all year! See you soon and have a safe and happy holiday season!
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Newberg & Hannah get back on the horse and talk about: Louigi Mangione, Cigarettes, Christmas is the worst, Christmas is the best, Santa is a total man whore and Hannah wants him. Bad.
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Newberg & Hannah catch up after a two week holiday hiatus.
We discuss Only Fans, love, Spotify Wrapped, when it's okay to be in a car chase and why people paint when they could just text!
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Hannah couldn't make it today because she had more construction at her place, so she sent in some bad ass comedy questions. It's the ultimate comedy writer interview.
I also discuss:
The new album by the Steve Taylor Three "Temporary Heart."
The myth or truth of The Detroit Lions
Women
Jokes
Tabloids and my usual ramblings
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A wise man once said
"Rich people woke up happy. Not rich people woke up not happy. Pundits did their pundit thing. Comedians wrote jokes. Musicians wrote songs. Lawyers went on lawyering. Workers went on working. Some celebrated. Some wept. Most remained optimistic. Some, that the right choice was made. And others, that with hope it gets better. It’s another day above ground. I’m proud to live here and I do not know what the future holds, but I’m gonna keep being positive, because that’s always worked out for those who believe. Our lives our more than politics. Onward and upward. You got this." Hannah and I discuss the surprising results and life in LA because of it. Plus what really happened to Liam Payne and where to find hookers in Las vegas If you enjoy the show please like and subscribe or watch on youtube - https://youtu.be/PRtPpgKyerM
I unload all the things on my mind grapes: Avocados, Jump starting yourself, Okay vs Fabulous, The Pizza table, Meditation, The Tony Hinchcliffe thing, Space, Plane jumping, Plane crash dream, When a hero tells you to GFY, Jokes, The Solar Brothers are the Beastie Boys, Sunday Funday and losing count. If you like the show, please subscribe and share. Or listen wherever you stream pods #Newbergpod #tonyhinchcliffe #RNC #Vote
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Hannah and I discuss some of the biggest urban legends: Slender Man, The Hitchhiker, Bunny Man Bridge, Clown Statue, and many more. All things spooky on this Halloween themed episode. Please like and subscribe to @newbergpod - Or enjoy wherever you stream podcasts #slenderman #Halloween #spooky #Podcast #Newbergpod
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Hannah's WiFi was sucking again so I did an episode of me for the good kids who listen on youtube.com/@newbergpod - I discuss the Michigan Theater experience, the election choices, jokes, joke writing ideas, breakthroughs and I try to be funny. If you enjoy the show please like and subscribe. Thank you for listening.
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Hannah is having some trouble with the fellas still. I walk her through some tune ups and and some better choice options. If you're in a weird place with self confidence or having a relationship twist, this is the episode for you. We've all been there and it's cool to help out.
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Hannah and Purse Dumber have a wild night. No video this week because Hannah had some internet drama -
Fun episode.
Wonderful interview with songwriter, musician, and my rockstar friend Jessica Lee Mayfield. @jessicaleamayfield We discuss her songwriting process, upcoming tour, Letterman, friends hating your hair on national TV, and life in general. Great interview and if you're unfamiliar with her music, please check her out wherever you stream. She's incredible. Listen wherever you pod.
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In another life I worked at a fancy law firm in Detroit MI. Today we interviewed my old boss and close friend and badass legal eagle Douglas Hyman from https://www.hymanlawgroup.com - I nerd out and ask dozens of fun legal questions and always entertains and then makes a bold prediction about P Diddy's case (Which I am obsessed with) - Hannah does her best to stay awake and we start out being attacked by a dildo. We survive, and we are stronger.
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Newberg and Hannah discuss the wild accusations against Diddy, 15 Y/O Carly Gregg and her situation with her parents, If women only like men for their personality, why are abs important? What food items must you have in your place at all times? And Hannah describes her perfect date and then does the total opposite the night before. "Any man who thinks he understands the mind of a woman is a man who knows nothing at all." - Robert Evans - If you like the show, please smash that subscribe button or watch us and follow us on youtube https://youtu.be/r7KlIibDjo4
After an inspiring call from a friend, I decided to take some action and do the episode I needed to do. In this show, Happiness, Comedy, determination, formulas for getting exactly what you want, winning, and how to do it all. Plus some debate insights, Dave Grohl's thirst for groupies, Bon Jovi and the mind of a hero. Witness my manifestation and be on the ground floor as I make it happen. Hannah Rebecca will be back next episode. This is a bonus. Enjoy it. I worked hard on it for you.
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About a month ago I saw Gallivant (https://gallivant.bandcamp.com) at the world famous Whiskey A Go Go in Los Angeles and they destroyed. I had never heard of Joe, Sam, or Dakota prior, but I was an immediate fan. Check them out and I think you will to.
Hannah and I discuss with the boys:
Road life, recording, when life gets in the way of art, Gallivan vs Vanmanda, Dave Grohl, Kurt Cobain's mysterious death and as always Rapid Fire. Great band. Fun show and we had some WIFI issues, but we powered through. Because life, duh. Listen wherever you pod or watch....on YT
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Hannah Rebecca and I discuss: -What's the latest? -Party Culture in LA -Is everyone shooting up Ketamine? -Matthew Perry story. Who is to blame? -School shooting in Winder GA - What were you most worried about when you were in HS -Raygun Apologizes to Breakdance Community -Bachelorette Finale -If you could message or tell the piece of art that changed your life, what was it and what would you tell them? -Tipping Culture? -Stephen King Books banned -ZENdaya Selena Gomez And as always, rapid fire. If You want to watch the show on Youtube: https://youtu.be/2yRVcIdjAqU If you enjoy the show, please like and subscribe.
Newberg & and Hannah are back with a vengeance after a two week hiatus because I was filming Hollywood Squares. We jump right in and discuss:
Are Bar Fights sexy?
Affairs.
Threesomes (With family?!)
How 27 means you're basically a grandmother
Channing Tatum's Laundry hack
Would you sleep with someone just because they were famous?
And as always, Rapid Fire!
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We covered a lot of ground today: Cocaine. Are people still doing it? Is someone's amount of followers impressive, intimidating, or no one cares? Would you ever go into space? How do you feel about therapy? What do you think is your best quality? If you had three wishes Squishmellow What's the most important thing to you? Weirdest quirk you'd put up with? Favorite driving music? and as always Rapid fire... If you enjoy. please like and subscribe. Pod also available wherever you listen to pods.
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Hannah Rebecca and I discuss:
Weird Dreams, Icks, Depression, being nicer to yourself, how my pants are terrible to Hannah and how she hates the male leg, Ballerina Farm, Couch banging and other kinks, Work vs Work, Apple TVPlus suggestions and a whole lot more.
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Hannah and I have my friend (Chef, actor, fire eater, teeth maker) Landon Reinoehl. Really trippy episode. We discuss Cocain Sharks, Euphoria, Hannah works through some depression, and I learn some interesting things about her process. Plus, how to eat fire, make teeth, cooking, hustling, and Rapid fire. And men's obsession with discussing meat. Great episode. Great fun. If you want to watch the episode it's on youtube: https://youtu.be/poHQwmcBb-s
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Hannah tells the longest story in the history of stories, but it has a solid payoff. The murder in my apartment, ghost stories. Hannah's run in with strange deer people, conspiracy theories, horror movies, JoJo Siwa and as always, rapid fire.
Hannah and I interview adult film actress, podcaster, and comedian: Sylvia Saige - We discuss the industry as well as comedy and podcasting, but we deep dive into her job and all the things you wanted to ask, we did. IThanks for listening. If you like, please subscribe and share.
If you want to watch the show on YouTube, it's episode 64
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Hannah and I discuss the misleading illusions of LA July 4th parties. Hawk Tuah girl is getting paid. Hannah talks about some weird grapefruit video. Travel hacks, Should Biden bow out, and as always Rapid fire!
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E from the Eels stops by and we discuss the new album, "Eels Time," songwriting, life, going down the drain with floaties on and his fantastic career. Real talk, I was nervous at first. Huge fan, but he made it so easy to talk to and Hannah was on point. What a really nice guy and GREAT stories RE Jimmy Page, Steve Perry, Paul Westerberg, and how we discover that E Really does = MC2
Fun episode. If you like the show please subscribe on youtube at : https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCp989suttmZ0gflPE3WqWUA
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Hannah and I discuss Doom scrolling vs a "One Sight Stand!" - Timberlake, the best trash TV show on Netflix "Perfect Match," - Giant death racoons, Captions v No Captions, What would you be able to kill to eat, 72 y/o dating a 24 y/o, life viewing vs TV show watching and the best ways to relax - Next week on the show E from the Eels!
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Newberg & Hannah discuss analysis paralysis (finally) Hannah robbed a bank! No big deal. I was involved in a hit and run and police car chase in the same day. Plus, Top 3, off the couch and No one is coming to save you! If you like the show, please give a thumbs up and subscribe
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Hannah goes after a perp, Customer service robots, Gen Alpha terms, Life coaches, Analysis paralysis, UFO's, How much is too much time to doom scroll, and A dude ghosts Hannah in an epic way and then follows her on instagram.
Hannah and I discuss mental health fixes, surviving in the wild, the confidence of hecklers, how men speak to women at bars now, unnoticed vs noticed, the celebs on her list and mine, and if we have a cool story. Plus Purse Dumper update and spending a week in bed for Chipoltle. Please follow us on youtube link below! Subscribe for a chance at a free shirt!
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Hannah discusses her aversion to hygiene, and we tackle mean LA people at bars, the fear of the Dentist, self sabotage, why everyone needs a Brian, and just a fun conversation if you're a fan of the show. Thank you for listening. Please like ans subscribe or share.
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Hannah was invited to a party at P Diddy's and survivrd. Wild story. We get a purse dumper update, discuss thirst trap choices, I talk about Detroit and my fun new gig. We do some deep dives and fun is had by all. Thank you for listening.
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Newberg and Hannah Rebecca 55 is up with The awesome Alter Ego Rehab. Nice chat with Randy Riddle, Jen, Johnny and Phil's hair. We discuss: Music, a purse dumper update, Kendrick and Drake Beef is explained, and my encounter with John Stamos whio is the coolest btw. Here or wherever you pod. Show merch available at. https://www.teepublic.com/stores/thechrisarmy
We talk about the madness in Detroit, Zendaya VS Selena, The college campus violence and how Hannah is dating a purse dumper who likes to yell. It's interesting. Check us out like and follow or share.
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Episode 53 of Newberg and Hannah Rebecca Taylor Swift, the importance of Quinton Terrantino and feet, The New Rockstars, Getting drunk with Joel McHale, and hollywood stries about Canada! Plus now the show has merch: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/thechrisarmy?ref_id=34921
Where were you when OJ died? I know where I was. Huge announcement about my Detroit shows April 26/27, ticket information as well. Art Vs Artist, my thoughts on jokes, sensitivity and why no one really cares that you're offended. What Jersey should I wear?
If you want to level up, you have to take a chance. You may fail, but the beauty is trying and learning. You also may win and you never would have had you not taken a chance. I talk about desire, drive, thirsty comics, Hollywood Parties, and another stop on my journey. Pop in, say hello. Thank you for listening.
Success is undeniable if you know what it is to you and you're willing to keep going. Reality TV stories, TV, Shows, Why Dot's and Candy Corn suck, Diddy, Writing enough? And me emptying my brain. Hope you enjoy.
Hey Y'all - Hannah is on a different schedule than I these next few weeks so just me in Canada talking about Charles Cheese, life, love, joy, and mostly word vomit til I needed water - Thx for listening :)
Malls with hot tubs, three amazing new shows, Instagram climbing, Tik Tok banning, and all out fun with Hannah and the hilarious Eddie Pence
Newberg episode with Hannah Rebecca and the music and comedy of @DaphneLondonComedy - I found Daphne on socials. A young and hilarious musical stand up. We discuss creativity, dudes who want to get with their friends ex, frogs and rats, and I was sneak attacked by a crazy lady. Check it out here or wherever you pod. Audio uploading
Hannah and I discuss face tuning your junk, people who take advantage of artists, LA Rain, Marry F Kill, Sorbet, Why people suck, and what's the go to move.
We spend some time discussing Viagra Brownies, driverless cars, Valentine's Day Single Vs Not, and we learn a little bit more about the new Cohost Thank you for listening!
Podcasts are tricky. I've yet to crack that medium. Had fun at the beginning of Heroin Has, and even at the beginning of mine, but kinda lost my way. Decided to do a hybrid of comedy, being positive, and silly again. Introducing my new co-host Hannah Abeel. Her rock and roll band name is Little Hannah Sucks. Known her for years. Aspiring musician and fun human. She's young, I'm older, and the opinions will differ. We will do our best to figure this out and entertain. If you enjoy, please like and subscribe.
Hey Y'all, the roof is taking forever. So, I wanted to update and fill Y'all in.
This mini ep discusses:
New co-host
Lions
Police
Murder
Planters Fajitas
New closing song maybe?
And basically why I've been MIA. :). Welcome back. See you soon.
Great catching up with my dear freind and brother Steve Taylor. We talk songwriting, performing, musical inspirations, Counting Crows, Oasis, The Young people and visualizing what you create. He has two new Christmas songs on Apple Music (And all platforms) "Precious Divine," and "Snow!" Instand classics! Check em out! Support independant artists!
Newberg Pod 40 - I talk about Matt Rife's special, Cruise ship comedy, Social media platforms being fast food, the five ways to correctly win at podcasting (Of which I do 2. Ha)and how to be funny again.
My friend Kevin who I was in the Vudu Hippies with me talks about being the guitarist for Uncle Kracker, touring with Kenny Chesney, playing football fields and doing Conan
Really fun episode. Jonathan talks about getting his big break on 2 Broke Girls, Meeting and working with Jamie Foxx, and kiling a ton of hilarious impressions. You will enjoy.
The list of places ladies refuse to go on first dates, the U of M thing, Lions, The new Beatles song is not theor best and how I proposed...
I met Sarah 14 years ago in LA when we did a sketch show together. Since she has created a travel biz that's a smash and authored a book. I am over the moon proud of her and hope you enjoy the chat and check her out.
Hust talking determination, goals, going after it, and bullshit. My guest is me and I'm a delight.
Former NFL Network star, TV host, and bad ass comedian Rachel Bonnetta and I chop it up about comedy. Nerds only.
My friend Christiana makes her living a unique way and we talk all about it. Check it out wherever you pod.
I interview social media guru, fashionista, and all around cool kid, my friend Brittany Williams
Be yourself, shine your light and go after what you want... And if some haters come after you, let em. It only means what you're doing is working. Cheers
Would you leave your partner at the airport? Are writers guaranteed a gig? Do the work, Jimmy Buffett, and as always, ME!
Quickk staying happy tricks, I love to work, and I am sorry, I went on a rant about the guy in England who got busted having sex with a calf. It's like five minutes of me going off. Ha. Sorry. Enjoy.
Had a wonderful time in Michigan. Can't thank y'all enough. Plus I am mostly talking and being positive.
I share my depression quick fixes and share ho easy it is to talk yourself in and out of a funk. Enjoy
What a fun chat with this incredible veteran of comedy. Moving to LA at 18 and being a regular at the store in the hey day of comedy. GREAT stories ans wonderful perspective on life. Enjoy.
Today we talk about how to live longer and to not be a seriel killer. Plus as always I give away hope.
I give you some cool tips for improving and Miranda Lambert wins. Plus I have a heat stroke on air.
Newberg is a show that discusses the pursuit of happiness through art. With some behind the scenes Hollywood stuff, writing, comedy, touring, etc. Today's guest: Me and I talk about that one thing you and I talked about that you time.
Newberg is a show that discusses the pursuit of happiness through art. With some behind the scenes Hollywood stuff, writing, comedy, touring, etc. Today's guest: Me. I talk about how Threads is a scam to promote the Elon Musk Zuckerberg fught :) And positivty! Duh
Newberg is a show that discusses the pursuit of happiness through art. With some behind the scenes Hollywood stuff, writing, comedy, touring, etc. Today's guest: One of my all time favorite comedians: Wendy Liebman
Newberg is a show that discusses the pursuit of happiness through art. With some behind the scenes Hollywood stuff, writing, comedy, touring, etc. Today's guest: Actor friend and star of the Pitch Perfect movie franchise, Shelly Regner!
Newberg is a show that discusses the pursuit of happiness through art. With some behind the scenes Hollywood stuff, writing, comedy, touring, etc. Today's guest: Razzle Dangerously and we talk about the challenges of social media promotion and the exact thing you think we are. THE OCEANGATE SUB but you know, all positive & Stuff.
Newberg is a show that discusses the pursuit of happiness through art. With some behind the scenes Hollywood stuff, writing, comedy, touring, etc. Today's guest: Me. I discuss NYC, overcoming hurdles, and taking on what scares you the most. To an extent. :)
Newberg is a show that discusses the pursuit of happiness through art. With some behind the scenes Hollywood stuff, writing, comedy, touring, etc. Today's guest: Me and tips to help you micro dose some happiness.
Newberg is a show that discusses the pursuit of happiness through art. With some behind the scenes Hollywood stuff, writing, comedy, touring, etc. Today's guest: Me and my discussion is about ignoring the noise. Plus a Billy Joel Hero moment and dumb criminals
Newberg is a show that discusses the pursuit of happiness through art. Plus, Hollywood stuff, writing, comedy, touring, etc. This episode is about: Cooking as therapy, chocolate, being on a reality show If you enjoy the show, please like, review and subscribe. Today's guest: TV Start and chef T Lawrence Simon from Crime Scene Kitchen 2
Newberg is a show that discusses the pursuit of happiness through art. Plus, Hollywood stuff, writing, comedy, touring, etc. This episode is about: Prisons, RIP Reed Schwallie, being honest. If you enjoy the show, please like, review and subscribe. Today's guest: Me
Newberg is a show that discusses the pursuit of happiness through art. Plus, Hollywood stuff, writing, comedy, touring, etc. This episode is about Toxic Positivity. If you enjoy the show, please like, review and subscribe. Today's guest: Little Hannah
Newberg is a show that discusses the pursuit of happiness through art. Plus, Hollywood stuff, writing, comedy, touring, etc. This episode is about Reality TV. If you enjoy the show, please like, review and subscribe. Today's guest: Me
Newberg is a show that discusses the pursuit of happiness through art. Plus, Hollywood stuff, writing, comedy, touring, etc. This episode is about preparation. If you enjoy the show, please like, review and subscribe. Today's guest: I had a really fun comics talking comedy with the hilarious Slade Ham. Check it out. Great stories.
Newberg is a show that discusses the pursuit of happiness through art. Plus, Hollywood stuff, writing, comedy, touring, etc. This episode is about preparation. If you enjoy the show, please like, review and subscribe. Today's guest: Author, comedian, producer Stephanie Paul. Great episode! Smart person!
Newberg is a show that discusses the pursuit of happiness through art. Plus, Hollywood stuff, writing, comedy, touring, etc. This episode is about happiness. If you enjoy the show, please like, review and subscribe. Today's guest: Performance Coach, Emmy nominated producer, Phillip A Barbb
Newberg is a show that discusses the pursuit of happiness through art. Plus, Hollywood stuff, writing, comedy, touring, etc. This episode is about happiness. If you enjoy the show, please like, review and subscribe. Today's guest: Performance Coach, Emmy nominated producer, Phillip A Barbb Today's show: Be nice to yourself.
Newberg is show that covers the pursuit of happiness through art and discussions of the realities and setbacks. With some behind the scenes Hollywood stuff, writing, comedy, touring, etc. This episode is about affirmations. If you enjoy the show, please like, review and subscribe. Today's guest: Comedian Pete Giovine and a lot of Beacher's Madhouse stories.
Newberg is show that covers the pursuit of happiness through art and discussions of the realities and setbacks. With some behind the scenes Hollywood stuff, writing, comedy, touring, etc. This episode is about affirmations. If you enjoy the show, please like, review and subscribe.
Newberg is show that covers the pursuit of happiness through art and discussions of the realities and setbacks. With some behind the scenes Hollywood stuff, writing, comedy, touring, etc.
Newberg is show that covers the pursuit of happiness through art and discussions of the realities and setbacks. With some behind the scenes Hollywood stuff, writing, comedy, touring, etc.
Newberg is show that covers the pursuit of happiness through art and discussions of the realities and setbacks. With some behind the scenes Hollywood stuff, writing, comedy, touring, etc.
Newberg is show that covers the pursuit of happiness through art and its realities and setbacks. With some behind the scenes of TV, writing, comedy, touring, etc.
Carlye Tamaren (Director, stunt actor, dancer) And I discuss the biz. If you're not following her, you should be
Comedian Drew Landry talks about his awesome special! "All My Friends Are Dead." Available on Youtube now!
345 with Host of the new show Hotties on Hulu and the Soup and every commercial Jade Catta-Preta
333 even though I said 332 again. Oj, Russian War is baseball, How would you fill in your death sentence?
Heroin 331 Late night chatting with Josh Mann. Lotsa stuff, some beers, and a good time
Maronzio Vance and I compare my beard to Detroit, Rogan, Super Bowl, Cincinnati is the G league of Detroit
TV Producer friend @thealisonallwine and I talk about the biz and how tricky it is to entertain in times of darkness
Rittenhouse: Shut it. Lions: their whole life is a tie. Taylor Swift: Nope. Scorpion attack!
TV show producer and comedy bad ass Renee Gauthier discuss stuff. Oh and we found that guy who is missing
Comedian, Game show (Street Smarts) and podcast show host (Krush House Sports Gambling Pod) Frank Nicotero, White Amy and I discuss the things everyone won't
White O, SI Swimsuit Model Chelsea Heath, and I discuss double murder, missing bloggers, crying and Duck Dynasty
EPISODE 300!!!! With LA Comedy booker legend Richard Barrett We talk Comedy and Magic Club and Jay Leno, Shandling and for Amanda Vought, we talk sports!
Death, drugs, parties, exclusive secret episode of truth. White Oprah back next episode
Most podcasts are huge because they have an opinion. I try to see both sides. Not today, I'm coming in hot!
White Oprah and I chatter with TV producer bad ass and Grosse Isle native Genna Gintzig! F&F the musical, lip syncing, warning labels etc
Funny friend Gary Cannon, White Oprah and I discuss hunger strikes for stuff, Liberty Ohio, Condoms, and life
White Oprah and I chat with awesome friend and comedian Jeff Dwoskin! Naomi Osaka, Friends rebuttal, Where do you hide the body?
Sorry, but the "Friends" reunion was bad. The whole show was. And I'm a fan. I break it down
Dan Vought and I discuss Mick Jagger, life, spelling, Michigan, and how to improve his wife with an app
Travel Queen @askaconcierge Sarah Dandashy and I discuss travel hacks, Demi Lovato sucking, and other
@itskevinmillard and I were having a killer chat til the sound froze about 3 minutes early. Still fun check it out!
Catching up with my Laugh Factory friends. Jenna Malatskey and I discuss, James Franco, sharks, and stuff
Comedian and Rich Eisen Show Call Screener Adam Chudwin and I talk pizza sports and love on sex park island!
@mich_Dion returns and we discuss the Cecil Hotel and How it could have been 2 minutes long
Comedy Club pioneer Rick Bronson from the Comic Strip and the House of Comedy sits down and we discuss all the things
@Amanda Malcolm Brown @feelbombdotcom and I talk health and mindset coaching, and all the
@malonecomedy and I discuss all the things, but mostly really offensive things that offend you
with rock and roll royalty Beasto Blanco singer, dancer, actress, and choreographer for Alice Cooper (Her dad) @calicocooper and I shoot the shit about the biz
My fancy TV producer friends Tom Ruff and Aaron Solomon and I chat about game show nerdiness Fun episode. Really informative.
262 with @bethanydwyer and @tracesloblotkin we have an MTV Disaster Date reunion. Plus Robin the hood, whole potatoes, Lady Gaga and Oreos
Actor @sunkrishbala (Silicon Valley, Walking Dead, Dead To Me) and comedy hero @joshualeemann and I discuss Deviancy, racist or not racist, best TV theme songs and
@Nadinecrocker and I discuss Cabin Fever, Super Girl, directing, and how Saved by the Bell can F off.
With Comedian, @Craydrienne and we talk Only Fans, Ayahuasca, weed, boobs, Flo Rida, and things
E! Network's @HunterMarch (Nightly Pop) and host of Netflix's Sugar Rush stops by and we talk comedy, Jeffrey Star, and
My guest had some linking troubles, so just me doing met best: The Capital, Comedy, Burger King, The Grand Poobah, and
253 with Screenwriter, director, and owner of Laugh Factory in Las Vegas talks about working with Rodney Dangerfield, and the biz!
Tommy Onyx (Inner City, Charm Farm) stops by and we talk year min review, techno, Ginger V Mary Ann, and
@jenmurphycomedy and I discuss Prom, being "Ahead of the game," Girl Scout child labor, and hug addiction.
Episode 250 with the King of The Detroit Cast, Mike Wolters. Great chat. Thanks for 250 y'all
heroin 249 The third mean thing, Star Wars, 90's music trivia, rock and roll chef Eric Galdez from Eat Drink & Be Merry gives a fun recipe
Had a great chat with my fathers favorite comedian @eeericschwartz - he really is one of the best comedians today. And someone I HATE to follow.
Episode 246 with rock n roll chef Eric Galdes! Follow his Facebook page "Eat Drink & Be Merry!"
Rock n Roll Cliche's, Marilyn Manson, and chat with Detroit done well JT Harding @JTXRockstar (Songwriter for: Kenny Chesney, Uncle Kracker, Blake Shelton, Darius Rucker, and many more...)
Ep 244 with Writer, Producer, Comedian Jodi Miller. We talk behind the scenes Hollywood stuff
GNR, Sixx:AM, Bullet boys, Beautiful Creatures Guitarist and Grammy nominated song writer, producer DJ Ashba joins the show and we talk about stuff
Celebrated music journalist and author Gary Graff and I chat it up about music and fun.
Ep 239 with social media Juggernaut and brother from the D @Teamclaytonthomas - If you don't know him now, you will!
How to properly kidnap a governor, Sports Rivalries are politics, Most horrible songs, click bait, and
Heroin 237 with the dude who has been in EVERYTHING (La La Land, This Is Us, Batman VS Superman to name a few) Actor, Voiceover artist, and my former Second City teacher Kiff VandenHeuvel. Great Chat
Weird things we obsess over, McDonald's meals, commercials are the new adult jams, mental illness vs stand up or none of this Oh and Ken Calvert teaches me a valuable lesson 28 years later
SNL, Bill Burr, Altar burning, you never know what someone else is dealing with, so maybe have some compassion and as always...
If you ever want to do something right, do it yourself. Plus other stuff, but mostly that. Plus sometimes Facebook memories inspire or derail.
Long time homey and funny friend Natasha Vogt stops by and we discuss murder, hotels, the eighties, Dr. Dre's prenup, and as always other things
Comic book author and television insider, Gary Adler. Really fun behind the scenes interview
Best Burger? Fear, the boogeyman, headlines, but mostly burgers... Also, this podcast is covid free in discussion. :)
Maybe STFU for a second, Best Simon Cowell ruined life, Weed Detox, and "Best live Bands" of all time? Plus me talking
What if what you created was taken the wrong way by everyone? RIP Chadwick, and how to be a Hells Angel
I break down the song WAP by Megan The Stallion and Nikki. Yep, this is a real episode.
Ellen is in Hot Water maybe, Soda kills you, AZ waterparks, SO MUCH NEWS. Michigan trip. Woot!
Mailboxes, Punk Bands, J Lo A Rod, Tom Cruise runs too fast and Ewan McGregor's wife's itty rules - Sorry, it's been a week if I was lumpy
Another visit with actress and hug slut Bre Wing talking about life since her success in the Once Upon A Time in Hollywood movie. And being a hug slut in middle school.
Suicide girl and nutritionist Korbi Kay stops by to talk about behind the scenes of a suicide hotline and the food in my kitchen is the devil
Interview with Head of Live Nation Asia and then a really long title, Jason Miller and I discuss concerts, and the state of the music biz
Comedy is dead for 2020 - Podcasts are the only hope for stand up - Covid stuff/science quiz!
Of course his friends knew! Blocking A Holes, runaway train brain, anger, and like a million other things. I'm sorry I swore so much.
Cancel culture is absurd, or is it? The climate in the LA comedy may be shifting or, maybe not. Who knows.... Someone probably
Great times at 2 am with Nicole Curtis from HGTV, Mike Wolters from the Detroit Cast, and Michelle Dion. Full unedited version on https://www.facebook.com/heroinhas
Stand up is back, Social Medea (Not a typo) Howard Stern will get Ted Danson in trouble.
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. In Quarantine. For 14 days. Drew Brees is a dummy, and Allyson gets real
Seinfeld was lucky, I'm sure Michael Jordan was the GOAT of being an A Hole, UFC, Idol? The Voice?
What if you didn't have a mother? Rules, entertainment, drug dealers would kill on tiktok
May the 4th be with you, don't stab your roommate if they drink too much, Murder Hornet kills mouse, stay sane y'all try and not die
In a world of Zoom Room shows, please don't bring your kid. People who don't pay for comics they book. And NO MORE MEAT!
Breaking down Ac/DC song, restaurants, Weekend at Bernie Sanders, You Will Die Song, and no cliff hanger ending
Stimulus check update, useless businesses, comics that are funny, Rita Wilson has a chocolate neck cyst
Alyson, Michelle, and I discuss how three totally different people are surviving being paid by the government to watch TV. Plus,
The Easter Bunny is a psychopath, Possee's of death, the rain, Tom Brady hates his wife, And Quaran Terantino
I saw tigers, rock n' roll rumors, rambling, death, life, and all how to fix yourself if you get sick (I mean, according to JK Rowlings twitter)
Long Live Adam Schlesinger, covered in ketchup, other things, spitter killer, 100 million donation is cool, but... Michelle stops by and has a wardrobe malfunction with her
Mike Wolters calls in again and we discuss, the Coreys, death of entertainment, and soup from Arizona
Mike Wolters calls in and we discuss Pottery Barn readying for a riot, credit, silent spreaders, and horse fat
OMG You guys, Jim Carrey's beard, avocados can save our lives, life has become this, what are you going to do? - Do it for Ozzy or Eddie Vedder!!!
Be supportive, wash someone else's hands, people are dumb, How you hanging in there? I give you a pizza in my brain
Sex according to NYC Health standards, Dan Bilzerian, Process serving, high, other things
Jimmy Fallon, Footloose, Rock IV, Godfather, and other movies that are a warning sign for covid 19- yes, I put the - in the wrong
Betting on weather, best excuse ever, money, people who film, can you even be famous now?
An evil song taken apart 30 years later, Coronavirus? Crisis or opportunity? I saw this is a great adventure. Michelle says "I'm Bored." Plus Hey dummy, Kid Rock, and no more gigs!
Exclusive interview with Miss Covid-19 AKA The Coronavirus stops y my apartment and gets real about what she is
Misheard lyrics, we're all still dead, how can life go on if we are hiding, panic shopping, and y2
We're all going to die. Yes, even you reading this. Don't get to the end of the sentence or e
Fooled by an elevator, betrayed yet again by the Cadbury Cream egg, Religion is a show, spin offs vs the original, hey dummy and a hook and
We are all going to die, wash your hands? garlic? why are we obsessed with fear? the customer isn't always right... and
What started off as a cool episode about religion ended up being a 15 minute episode on jerking off. Ugh. Sorry, got called into work. Still fun!
Birthdays are a nightmare, trolls, tornados, mass shooting, new song from Keith or Dave and -
If I'd never.... Sexual Harassment seminar, victim shaming, Gaga 12/16/76, masked singer, my junk.
Exclusive interview with Jay from TDC, Presidential predictions, a cool moment, Hey Dummy, the fear that is the lollipop guild and -
John Oates banged 7000 people, Seger, Human Jerky, Harrison Ford Wins, 20 movies you're supposed to get excited about, but I kinda get bored with. A brave 9 year old.
Heroin Has a Detroit Cast. Going back to every day while my brother Mike is on the mend. Pardon my terrible impressions (meant with love and respect) of Jay and Eric. Music videos, failing to win, and -
Backlash? Bob Seger if he were country? Murder, bad jokes, good jokes. Nintendo pop up shops, knock knock.
My brave friend, @hannahabeel discusses the trickiness of navigating through Hollywood as a young woman, surviving assault, depression, as always burping, and -
OscarsSoTheSame, why it's a cool thing when new people win, Michigan is unhealthy, and why it's okay for babies to carry guns.
Rules are F'd, but ... tribute band idea, sex with weapons, a puppy gets eaten by kittens, and maybe none of that.
Why do you dudes only want to watch what we've already watched, unsolved Michigan murders, beyond beef, fouls balls, and you should watch "Cheer" on Netflix. Unless -
Things people hate about Michigan, I write a Kid Rock song, behind the scenes reality garb, me losing my train of thought a few times, but -
We all react differently to death. Also, there is a difference between too soon and an A Hole when it comes to jokes. Best hamburger, the Grammys, and-
Star of HGTV's "Rehab Addict" Nicole Curtis stops by and we talk about the D, worst sounds in the world, her show, building in the Mitten, and more. Really funny episode.
Nostalgia is F'd, but we ... and Detroit J is back talking about wellness, oils, and calls me out for hating on Greta Van Fleet forever. Guilty. Can you still be positive and think GVF sucks? I think so.
More behind the scenes stuff, parents are F'd when it comes to sports, Aerosmith is a dick, puppies, babies, dumb people, a -
Comedians and mental health, it's F'd, but like ... you know. With psychotherapist @merandabarskey
What happens when a joke goes really really bad, and chatting with Air Force hero and comedy rock God @vincentoshana Plus, do you care, a -
Insecurity, Will Smith, cool article, ear worms, a lemon in auditions, blame, jealousy, and the answer.
Scars, how they are fun to earn, embracing and enjoying even the shitty things, vagina candles, penis soups, and Mittens. Oscar snubs? No such thing.
Great catch up with The Homey and horror movie star @misssarahbutler star of "I Spit On Your Grave" and a zillion Lifetime movies. Plus, movie behind the scenes stuff, being fooled by a movie trailer, what will be obsolete in 5 years, and as -
Chinese Food if F'd, but ... Also, cheating, me and George Clooney bond, epic is a dumb word, condoms, insomnia, click bait. And I break down how you age out of being a pig. And as far as the -
First Ep of 20/20! Globes, Bye Milk, Bye Brady, Bye Hot Girl Pics, Trans Super Hero, Bachelor, Death, suicide, Middle East Dead Guy, New people, Support, Positivity, Share this!
Last episode of 2019! Thank you for an amazing year. This episode is probably more appreciated if you're a listener. If you're part time, maybe skip ahead. It's pretty inside baseball. Love you all not you.
Final episode before mms 2019, year thankfulness, snowmobile suits, sledding, Grease, Boners, Eddie Murphy, and Hey Dummy!
New game: "What's More Jew?" Steven the agent is blackout, Michelle is sorry, so much bad joke telling. Sorry.
Christmas songs are pretty fun and inappropriate. Michelle wants to bone Bowie and she loses all the gifts I've gotten her.
With comedy juggernaut Chris Bowers. Owning a club, questionable pardons, if the Holocaust were gay. Winter.
The Peloton commercial scares me, my manager calls and hangs up, Ratt, happiness is okay, people don't get to decide what you give them, nostalgia has a price, listeners rock, Hey Girl ... Hey.
Love triangles, kissing dead people, Kid Rock is Ted Nugent, how much are babies worth, and Flo Rida!
Talking to pets, baby talk, Van Halen, with, everyone has your data, fire, helmets, a -
Does a sticker collection make you gay? Old dudes, Taylor Swift, positivity explanation, machete man tries to kill me, and -
Positivity challenge, perfectionists, sure vs fine, one night stands, Allyson's name dropping date, and Wolters and T Roy steal Michelle and take her to San Fran.
Fast food, noise, prison, be okay with you, lawsuits, drive by heckles, fasting, unprotected sex with windows.
Jeff Foxworthy stops by, Colin Kaepernick thoughts, The Black Crowes vs The Spin Doctors, the fun that is Monday a.m. on Hollywood Blvd, and that one t -
Talk with the homey @she_is_Wolfe about addiction, alcohol, drugs, prostitution, feminism, all the F'd up things women do to stay young looking, and what happens when hot young girls get the bill for being older. Also -
Boot Juice, sick sucks, fluids for sale, puppy head tail, and Michelle sucks at rapid fire.
Complainsgiving, speak for yourself not others, trolls, Ted thoughts, Detroit for the win. Live near Detroit for the show.
Being the son or daughter of a famous person is F'd, but ... . John Witherspoon, RIP, Steve-O pubes, and my pizza is here ... sorry.
Boobs, is Kanye Jesus, the kid stays in the picture, drunk Ben Affleck, CPAP machines, and -
Nick Carter from Backstreet Boys, as well as Nick Hurley from the HBO series "Barry." Plus, Slenderman, the Boogeyman, and why we freak ourselves out.
News is F'd, but we ... . Plus, roast writer Sarah Keller and more people than you know had naked parents.
Capitol recording artist Chala Shirea is abducted by Michelle and I from the Naughty Pig, and she sings about meat in her mouth. Plus, Halloween and -
Nick Swardson's main opener dude and my good pal Josh Mann and I shoot the shit about comedy, complaining how easy vs hard everything is, also -
How important is brand? If Instagram dies, do we cease to exist? @emilieknowseverything schools me on how to be good at social media, as I feel pretty old. Also,
Pleasure vs pain, baked potato sex, the difficulty of making a catchphrase work, Lochness, Bigfoot, Ronan Farrow, and as always -
Jay Adams in the West Coast D Hizzie. Drinking beers, stuff talking. Also, Amanda the bartender from the Den. Jay is fam. Fun episode.
Don't ever gamble unless it's on yourself, then go all in. I am Beautiful breakdown, fear, and why not go for the win? Also, I may be really high.
Michelle, irritated that I didn't have her on episode 100, decides to take it out on me by sleeping with a listener. Also, we talk about a bunch of other stuff. And how My Pillow is not at all my pillow because she squires them.
I wanted to talk about FOMO, but totally forgot. ANTM's Jenah Doucette discusses her experience with reality TV. Plus a few fun new games, rapid fire, and Billie Eilish's brother.
Drama and danger are F'd, but we are ALL ABOUT IT. Footloose, bands that hate their singers, and new companies.
Weed expert @wolfiecomedy, minimum wage, movie reviews for films I didn't watch: "Joker," "Judy," "Last Blood." And oxygen is F'd, but ... .
Halloween is F'd ... Plus, Jessie's friend was a tool, Doll songs, new companies, and me pretending I was in REO Speedwagon.
Ted Talk discussion, comedy, brand new companies, all your favorite teams suck, and other cool things I said that I forgot since I recorded it. Oh, and Pitbull died.
Self deprecation is F'd, but ... . Also, show prep, Atlantic City, Hollywood interventions, and every time in the world has always been a weird time.
Michelle and I welcome back our neighbor and submissive @indygo_ann for some follow up discussion from our previous episode. Plus vac beds, latex CPAP, wood, role playing highlights, and preferable safety words. Good, clean fun for the whole family. She's a cool lady.
SNL alum Jon Rudnitsky. Go behind what it's like to be a legit SNL cast member and to work alongside George Clooney on the new Hulu series "Catch 22." Also, Is This Racist, Hey Dummy, and rapid fire.
Everyone remembers 9/11. Here's all the stuff I remember. God bless those who lost their lives and the first responders. USA, FDNY, NYPD, and lawsuits I worked on.
The ridiculousness of "Who would you rather ..." is F'd, but we all do it and all think it's possible. So, why not ... ?
How to spend your lottery winnings, why it sucks to be in a lawsuit, the Detroit Lions, "Hey Dummy," and a new game I like to play called "Dead!"
My man from youtube.com/superfunny Ben Morrison stops by for a bit. What a great fun episode. Cancel culture, is this racist, vices, and rapid fire ... .
Hype is F'd, but we all go all in. Example: Kid Rock's Cowboy, Kid Rock & Weather. Plus, shout outs, headlines that are enough, and as always ... .
Who we are is always changing ... DLR. Conspiracy theories about Kevin Hart, Letterman, Chappelle, Fooled by Jesus.
Kickstarter is F'd, but ... . With rockers and mirror twins Jason and Josh Speerbrecker.
Compliments are F'd ... but. Also, Michelle and weird mysterious n third roommate Allyson. Yay!!
Weather obsession - is this racist? And all the fun, sports, Texas, and stuff with @HeatherLindner. Whoot.
Baby talk, essential oils, a new sponsor, with one of my closest friends, Michigan Native and LA Lady Jaime Rutt AKA @thebodybombshell and I talk about nothing really, but it's dope. So proud to have her on the show!
Not listening to your body is F'd, but ... . Plus, I break down the best schools in Michigan, missed connections, how to save the environment, and a really horrible way to die.
Michelle explains how she broke my computer and that she's coming to Detroit again. Plus, scar stories and absolutely nothing on brand of the usual podcast theme. Yay!
David (6th grader) does a podcast from his mother's attic. He interviews his babysitter. New character. Kinda brilliant. Kinda awful. I'm sorry ...
A potpourri of things that are F'd that we do anyway. Plus, Rocky Horror and Fam love. I packed a lot in. Also, winning lottery numbers maybe.
Lack of enthusiasm is F'd, a really catchy new song, a bunch of stuff, actually, and as always, randomness.
Ego is F'd ... body dysmorphia, Little League World Series, bullying, soup, salad, filters, and makeup.
Mortality and how we fight it is F'd ... . Plus, financial advice, conspiracy theories, a fun announcement, etc.
Behind the scenes of the live episode, SO FUN! Nostalgia is F'd, but we ... . Thanks again to all who came out. I can't wait for you to hear the finished record.
Stanley Cup Champ Darren McCarty as @heroinhas does its first live show in the Motor City!
The Second Amendment (not really, I just want people to see it when they search), Neil Degrasse Tyson, story problems, black soap, it's better to be not shot at, talk is F'd. What's the solution?
Self doubt - temporary sadness are F'd, but we ... Also, I have the winning lottery numbers. Maybe I'm lying. Maybe I'm not.
Even though we crave approval, we are alone in our journey. Word association is now offensive. Don't even think of stuff, you insensitive prick. Me being me, doing stuff things. It's 30 minutes. Oh, and my new My Pillow jam.
Get to vs have to, Larry The Cable Guy is really fucking cool, back to Nebraska, Old Newberg vs Young Newberg, parents are evil, the road, bacteria, and mostly just Happy Monday because we have our first legit sponsor!
Hope is F'd, but we do it anyway. Have some faith, y'all. Also, there is no harm in being open minded and something about a plaid basketball. Off to Nebraska.
If you ever realized how little people thought of you, you'd never care what people thought. Don't @ me. Also, sooo much stuff.
Episode 64 is probably my favorite episode so far with special guest Myk Watford. He's star of the HUGE upcoming film "The Kitchen," alongside Tiffany Haddish, Melissa McCarthy, and Elisabeth Moss. I had a million questions to ask this journeyman actor - who has been in EVERYTHING - and got to the first one and we went back and forth for the whole episode. Great dude and really fun conversation. You heard about him here first!
Worrying is F'd, but we do it ALWAYS! Plus, NY comic and "Got It From My Mama" podcast host @toripiskin and @mich_dion
The news is F'd, but we ... etc. Five perfect bands, the Dick app, five overrated bands, politics!!!! Gasp!!!! And I apologize to everyone, so it's okay. #HotToast
Two comics nerd out and talk about jokes. Two-time Emmy Award winning writer, producer, and comic Jill Kushner stops by the kitchen and we discuss "Actually," meth gators, a segment called "Is this question racist," this or that, and shout outs to Michigan businesses!
Cosmopolitan Magazine writer and book author @itsgabiconti (AKA Gabra Cadabra) pops in the kitchen to discuss dating, 007, 007's little brother, 006, and a whole lot of things said by that one person about stuff. It's fun, you will like -#HotToast!
Happy Sunday chillin. Michelle hijacks the cast and interviews me. Plus, banging soup, 100-year-old bush, the gentle sweet caress of Tom Cruise, and air hockey mayhem.
Episode 58. Me. But also, I have no work tomorrow so don't shame me, but I did three edibles and tried to get to thirty. I was pretty close, but I fumbled twice. Anyway, self doubt is F'd, but we do it anyway.
The most LA person in LA @thelaurabarrett and I talk about Aziz, the Taliban, botox, you shouldn't call your bf "This dude," outdoor concerts are F'd, but ..., exclusive clubs, and the proper way to not lower back touch.
Me, Bob Coffee talk about life, Small Dick Lake, problems, and how they are awesome and shaping. See you soon.
Episode 54 - Repeat offenders: Steven the Agent, Luke Bryan, Brett Riley, and Satan Girl. We talk about entry level ass bitches.
Joke writing machine and tour support for John Mulaney, comedian and writer @maxsilvestri. Smart dude. No mustache, but smart dude.
A Man From Kansas's own Chris Porter. We discuss gum, touring, stand up at the White House, weed, and peanut butter. Chris is one of my favorite comics. You gotta check him out.
Episode 50 with my not-sober friend Stephen the agent. Good stories, good Michigan, good all around. Thanks for 50 episodes! See ya'll Toasters at 100.
Seven Deadly Sins also have a pretty good publicist. Drinking alone, Hey Dummy, and a Lil Wayne song. My guest was myself. I was great!
@mich_Dion and I talk about how shopping with a woman sucks, but we do it anyway. Also, how lyrics to your favorite songs are bullshit and why. We checked "Don't Stop Believin'." No judging. It's a bonus ep.
Heroin 47 with photojournalist Joanna Kalafatis, after parties, Michelle stories and, as always, stuff, things, and Hot Toast in Greek.
Episode 46 with Karen Rontowski from the popular podcast Paranormal Karen. Not only is she a killer comic, but she's a paranormal investigator. We do numerology and she reads cards on the podcast. And a high-speed chase.
Brian Kiley (@kileynoodles) Emmy Award Winning and Head Monologue writer for Conan O'Brien and I nerd out and talk about jokes - and how you missed the van ride.
Heroin 44 with @iamrubenpaul - We get to the deep down roots of the L.A. comedy scene and comedy across the globe. Smart dude. Funny. Enjoy it!
Interview with @sbradleymusic of No Doubt, Steel Pulse, and Gwen Stefani's band! We discuss the diamond selling "Tragic Kingdom." @heroinhas #HotToast
I'm high. It's short. I wrote Jay a song. Also, dyed beards, no doubt, stuff things. Pride parade highlights- maybe?
My comedy writer pal @madisonsinclair stops by my kitchen (writer for Tosh.0, Comedy Central Roasts, Roast Battle, etc.) and we discuss jokes, Alec Baldwin, sing a little, Florida, and other nonsense - Fun.
Is making it the first step to no longer mattering artistically? Eric hates fat people song. Bean's success and waxing poetic about nonsense.
MOVIE STAR BRIE LARSON IN MY APARTMENT! Faith vs hope, age differences in dating, rapid-fire Qs, "Hey Dummy, Why You So Dumb, Dummy?!", and circle of f*ck
Living in the past is a deathtrap. Plus, Top-5 memory-related tunes and interactive fun game. Sorry for the morning breath - Oh, and NAKED PICTURES!
Wolters' last night, Sponge stories, Michelle and Wolters hit The Body Shop, Chaz Bono stops by, and Wolters says WAAAAAAAYYY too many times that he slept with Michelle.
Exclusive interview with Paris Jackson Kind Of. Also, actor phenom @dahhhhling stops by to discuss friend breakups.
J Chris and Michelle travel to Michigan and record an episode with members of The Detroit Cast podcast.
Al Gore Rhythms are ruining discovery. Plus, Detroit excitement. Hey Dummy, why are you so dumb, Dummy. And @theotherallysondemunda talks about her days at Playboy Radio & New Drunk song anthem.
Mother's Day thoughts, families are F'd but they are ours, hand jobs, money, and not even one part of me talks about picnics.
Live (on tape) from Florida. The future of television, breadfast, two new games, including "Hey Dummy, Why You So Dumb, Dummy", and a fun announcement.
To the loving memory of Matthew Lawrence Bialobrzeski, never knew you, but I'll miss the conversations we never had. Respect to your fam, and addicts be cool to everyone because you never know who you inspire.
Shane West, Aerosmith, T Roy's junk, high school reunions are the worst, a new show anthem, @mich_dion sings, pizza, and #HotToast from a fan.
I chatter with actor friend @Bevinbru about her upcoming movie, celeb death, lesbian parents, and we break down a really strange Justin Bieber song.
Exclusive interview with country music sensation Luke Bryan @lukebryan - we talk about cheese and his dick and how they are the same.
R&R Hall of Fame, listen in on a date with T Roy and Michelle, new song, sex parties, just lazy bonus episode chatter. See you Wednesday for the next interview episode.
Talking with true visual artist dancer Goddess @missashleyhayward - she's one of the hardest working people I've met. I love her, and so will you. She's real. She is gonna pop and she's fun.
Apple Drama, #YawnBarfs, fun with the AMAZING Scout Durwood. If you don't know, now you know. She's about to release her record, and it's gonna blow up. #HotToastFrench
Bonus episode. I was feeling talky. Real episode Weds. I have a lot of words in my head. Cool guest Weds. Enjoysers.
We were drunk. So drunk. But it's super funny. Me, Sam Elliott, Shelly, Brett. It's honestly so fun and painful. So vocally painful. But so funny. I'll do better.
Interviewed my neighbors who are BDSM Doms and Submissives. It was super fun and educational. Check it out, it's way more chill and fun than you think. I learned a ton. Also, I was whipped and beaten live. I wasn't. I was. Was I?
Russian 5, Cherry Pies, Plane Falling, Tongue six packs, Asian Bistros, and joke telling song singing.
Interview with my pal Krista Allen, who was in "Anger Management," "Liar Liar," "Baywatch," and a million other stuffs. We talk about Hollywood, George Clooney, comedy, and life. Sorry I fan boy out at top!
Zuckerberg and Jobs are Biggie & Tupac. Smart phones are drugs, Michelle talks, and I HATE only staying on one topic. Never again challenger!
Negativity, Positivity, When to pivot, Computer stealers, ideas, creativity, viewer email. Soup #HotToast
My friend Hannah who worships Satan, success is the closest thing to survivors remorse, fetishes, feet, and fake laughs.
Sam Elliot, Brett Favre, Blocking, Bean, Ken Calvert, when your Idols hate you, August 7 Comedy Castle.
April Fools, NYE, Going after it, patience, "I'm Shocked!" And me just kinda doing my ramble.
My interview with the largest international comedian in the world. My friend, Russell Peters.
Opinions are a wrap in 2019. Apologies, and if you don't get it, you have to educate yourself, or don't.
The Dirst, Worst set ever, no theme tonight, Greg Giraldo, Dave Coulier, and Me saying stroke talk stuff.
Acting is hard. So is maintaining fame. It's hard and you will fail, so stay humble with any success you have because you get to do it. Also, yes, I walked your fucking dog!
Here's to all the people who say "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas," staying in Vegas forever and other isms.
Suicide is F'd, but people do it anyway. The sad passing of a good friend and other insights into mental illness.
Saying "I want to be a star" is F'd, but people do it anyway. And other ridiculous things about reality television that I lived through.
Hello, my name is J Chris Newberg and this is my new podcast discussing things that are F'd that people do anyway. (Ooooh, the name makes sense now).