Teencenter: Recent Episodes
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Ricky Bones, JP, Bmizzle and Nicky Knuckles take you down the rabbit hole of nostalgia! Rage on babyyy ππ!
After a hiatus we are back babyyyy! because we don't care about anything other than chilling, laughing and entertaining anyone who will listen to our foolish banter! Love all of your support! Have fun and stay cool babyyyyy!!!!!!
After a long hiatus we are back. To all of those who listened to us, we thank you. We are just dudes who are living and speaking the truth babyyyy! Nothing more, nothing less π₯΄ Have fun you followers of the church of wacky!
The boys are back after a long layoff (You can blame Bone's lazy ass for that one) and kicking off the New Year as only they know how to do.... With nonsense! Listen as the wacky circle talks plane crashes, the ancient art of "Hogging" and more! Rate/Review on your preferred podcasting platform and follow us @teencentered on your socials
We took shrooms... Enough said π₯΄π. Rate/Review us on your preferred podcast listening platform. Follow us @teencentered π
We took shrooms... Enough said π₯΄π. Rate/Review us on your preferred podcast listening platform. Follow us @teencentered π
RIP Olivia Newton John... We are late to the party, but at least the party involves the FAE babyyyy π₯΄ rate/review the show on your preferred podcasting platform! This show rocks so support your "Special Needs Kids" (That's actually what I am going to name a new podcast we are doing). We love you all in the forbidden zone π
RIP Olivia Newton John... We are late to the party, but at least the party involves the FAE babyyyy π₯΄ rate/review the show on your preferred podcasting platform! This show rocks so support your "Special Needs Kids" (That's actually what I am going to name a new podcast we are doing). We love you all in the forbidden zone π
We are joined by Jay's better half Kim and it basically becomes a Wizard Hat wearing, Miracle Whip jar pumping talk about doing the nasty and all things in between babyyy! Follow us @teencentered and rate/review the show on your preferred podcast listening platform βοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈ
It's Nick, Jay, Ricky and our homegirl Shannon. Listen as they talk finding sexual partners in a world of slim pickin's (For chicks, not dudes... According to legend Ricky holds the record for the most og's given to hot chickadee's and dong records of antiquity). We also talk Jay and Rick's porn utopia that came with a steep price tag and straight up kicking game babyyyy! Follow us on whatever and rate/review the show on your preferred podcast listening platform π₯΄
"The Grind", Urkel, torture... Need we say more?! This is the one of the final pieces of a massive ridiculous info dump that will be our swan song until the near future. Follow us @teencentered and rate/review the show on your preferred podcast listening platform.
Grease is the word. Rizzo was the sexiest of all the Pink Ladies. That is all! Follow us @teencentered and if you are a man who wants to live a happy life, find a ball drainer! You can also give us a positive rate/review on your preferred podcast listening platform my wacky babyyy's!!
Enjoy the ear sex babyyy! We take our time like making love to a soft, smooth, trashy, lady... Rate/review the show the show on your preferred listening platforms and shoot some liquid on our beautiful faces by following us @teencentered (You know where to gape babyyy!)
We are on a content purge the like the world has never seen! Ok, that's not entirely true, but we talk about serial killers and other nonsense that you might enjoy. Follow our wacky trajectory on social media @teencentered and give us a rating/review based on what you hear. Be honest and have fun you silly geese!!! π₯΄πΉπ€‘πΊπ½πΎπ€
We talk a lot of shit on this show, and we assume for the logical, that you guys see us for the ridiculous avatars that we are. But when it comes to being genuinely good people, we are sword swinging, jizz flinging jerkoff's! Enjoy the silliness and RIP Ryan White π
It's a get together with some new folks to let them into our world. At this point, we don't care what anyone thinks... Just have fun babyyy! Follow the show on Instagram @teencentered π Also, if there is something you want to talk about hit us up. The more the merrier π»
A very interesting episode as the boys talk young hoodrats, brawls and parenthood. We don't even know what direction we are going in anymore! Follow us @teencentered & rate/review the show on your preferred podcast listening platform babyyy! π¦΄ππ
After a brief hiatus, we are back babyyy! Talking the pissing contest that is the space race, disasters and chaos! Follow us @teencentered and rate/review the show on your favorite podcast listening platform
We talk going gay for our pets, what constitutes a slut from a whore and Teddy Pendergrass! This show was a real happening playas! We had a bunch of guests as the Master of Ceremonies Dale, cooked some witches brew of seafood that had the party squirting praise babyyy! Follow us @teencentered and rate/review the podcast on itunes. If you hate us, tell us you ingrates!
Conrad Bain babyyy!!! We have a real circle jerk of wacky on this episode as we talk about provocative female Halloween costumes, the saga of "Different Strokes" and child stars, as well as, torture. It's a real mixed bag on this ghoulish episode of Teencenter! Follow us @teencentered and rate/review us on iTunes π₯΄π»ππ
Conrad Bain babyyy!!! We have a real circle jerk of wacky on this episode as we talk about provocative female Halloween costumes, the saga of "Different Strokes" and child stars, as well as, torture. It's a real mixed bag on this ghoulish episode of Teencenter! Follow us @teencentered and rate/review us on iTunes π₯΄π»ππ
I fell in love with a little demon... Follow us @teencentered and leave whatever rating/review you want. I could care less...
We are back with a banger of an episode babyyy's! On today's menu we talk about Bone's matchmaking nightmare, Nick's silly spill after tripping on a misplaced weight ππ»ββοΈ and then a downward spiral that rotates into artificial intelligence, sniffing glue, our Grinder experiment, Second Life, instagram filters, little fella's, etc. Follow the show on the obvious social media platforms @teencentered and like/dislike/hate the show, along with leaving a scathing review on your preferred podcast listening platforms π³ Squirt hard babyyy!
It's Puerto Rico π΅π· hijinx babyyy! Shorty Shabazz wants to bang and yours truly wants to just lay on the beach and sleep with the waves. Listen how while Sean goes looking for clam, I lay on the beach and let the clam come to me babyyy! All kidding aside, it is good to have friends to have misadventures with. Jiggle the jellyfish babyyy's!
In retrospect, we should have probably named this episode "Slug Life", but clearly we aren't that bright. In this installment, we touch on the Olympics, Milfs, Slugs and Gangster Rap babyyy! We have fallen off the reservation and it's only going to get wackier! Follow us on Instagram @teencentered and rate/review the show on your preferred podcast listening platform π₯΄
We talk about some very hedonistic stuff... Listen and youβll find out babyyy!!! Follow us on Instagram @teencentered (Twitter is shot) and rate/review the show on your preferred podcast listening platform. Support the boys π§Έ
Nick, Jay and V have to act as free psychiatry for Ricky, who is clearly on the verge of a mental breakdown. God help us all!! Make sure to follow the show and give us a rating/review on your preferred podcast listening platform babyyy!Β
Nick, Jay and V have to act as free psychiatry for Ricky, who is clearly on the verge of a mental breakdown. God help us all!! Make sure to follow the show and give us a rating/review on your preferred podcast listening platform babyyy!Β
Nick, Jay and V have to act as free psychiatry for Ricky, who is clearly on the verge of a mental breakdown. God help us all!! Make sure to follow the show and give us a rating/review on your preferred podcast listening platform babyyy!Β
Nick, Jay and V have to act as free psychiatry for Ricky, who is clearly on the verge of a mental breakdown. God help us all!! Make sure to follow the show and give us a rating/review on your preferred podcast listening platform babyyy!Β
Nick, Jay and V have to act as free psychiatry for Ricky, who is clearly on the verge of a mental breakdown. God help us all!! Make sure to follow the show and give us a rating/review on your preferred podcast listening platform babyyy!Β
Nick, Jay and V have to act as free psychiatry for Ricky, who is clearly on the verge of a mental breakdown. God help us all!! Make sure to follow the show and give us a rating/review on your preferred podcast listening platform babyyy!Β
A mini-sode that dissects the intricacies of relationships. Love is a cruel mistress babyyy! Follow the show on Twitter/Instagram @teencentered, also Rate/Review us on your preferred podcast listening platform. We love your support
DMT... Ride the snake babyπ Follow the show @teencentered and rate/review the show on your preferred podcast listening platform. We β€οΈ you all πΊΒ
BMizzle has just re-entered the chat. We are talking ho's, life and more ho's! Dr. Quinn Medicine Ho! Follow the show @teencentered on Instagram/Twitter and leave us a rating/review (Be honestπ€) on your preferred podcast listening platform babyyy π!!!
After a short hiatus, we've reached a milestone! Episode 100 babyyy!! Join the boys as they talk the Church of Satan, Atlantic City and re-enact "To Catch a Predator" π€‘ This is first of a cornucopia of content coming your way. We've scoured the globe (AKA "The Block") to find entertaining conversation and nostalgia. Join us as we enter Phase 2 in the Teencenter Cinematic Universe!!! ππ¬π³ Follow us @teencentered on Instagram/Twitter and Rate/Review the show on your preferred podcast listening platform babyyy! π₯΄
What would happen if real women got replaced by real dolls? If you could design the perfect of specimen of woman that didn't talk and fulfilled every one of your sexual desires, would the human race then cease to exist? We tackle this, and other hard hitting topics on the penultimate episode of Teencenter! Follow the show on Twitter/Instagram @teencentered and we are now on the Clubhouse app @teencenter babyyy! Help us out by giving the us a rating/review on your preferred podcast listening platform
Women... You can't crack their code, and they can't piss standing up. Listen to stories of how the love/hate relationship brews in the crazy courtship of the opposite sexes! We are letting off steam and airing the dirty laundry people! Follow the show on Twitter/Instagram @teencentered and we are now on the Clubhouse app @teencenter babyyy! Help us out by giving the us a rating/review on your preferred podcast listening platform π
God save the queen! We are talking DMX, aliens, bush and the royals playa's! It gets real silly, real quick. Let's do this!!! Do us a favor and rate/review the show on your preferred podcast listening platform. Also, give your boys a follow on Instagram/Twitter π₯΄π¬ We will be coming to the Clubhouse app soon!β‘οΈππ₯
We are talking love and life as Ricky π is trying to find a soul mate again. Listen to this episode and hug your lover babyyy!Β
We are in Puerto Rico babyyy! The conversations are raw and unfiltered because that's how people talk. Listen at your own risk π¬πππ₯ RIP DMX
We are climbing the Mount Everest of episodes babyyy! Listen as the boys talk some politics π₯΄ (Don't worry, we are morons), war and Mount Everest. Including a conversation about a cautionary tale involving a mountain climbing legend known as "Green Boots". Follow us on Twitter/Instagram @teencentered and support your boys by rating/reviewing the show on your preferred podcasting platform (Be honest... Feel free to tell us we suck π₯΄)
You guys don't read this nonsense anyway, so why bother... We talk about stuff, so just listen and take a ride babyyy! Go down the rabbit hole π! Follow us on Twitter/Instagram and rate/review/subscribe to the show on your preferred podcast listening platform πΌΒ
Making sweet love to your hot teacher is every young man's dream. Well thanks to hot, sexy and horny teachers all over the world, it is a reality! Listen as the boys talk about the latest kid to become a seduced pupil in the "School of Bumping Uglies" (Amongst other things), It's Teencenter babyyy! Follow the show @teencentered on Twitter/Instagram and hook us up with a positive rating/review on your preferred podcast listening platform π
Real talk. Real people.. Enough said... Follow @teencentered on Instagram & Twitter and rate/review the show on your preferred podcast listening platform. Rage on babyyy! π₯΄
Listen as the boys take a deep dive into relationships as JP does a little "Inside Baseball" on our buddy Jeff's retelling of a story of an earth shattering breakup (For reference check out Teencenter Ep. 88 "Anyhoo"), and the boys debate about another tale of a bad breakup of someone in their crew. Don't worry, we saved the wackiness for the end of the episode as we breakdown the ancient art of talking sh@#! π₯΄ Follow us @teencentered on Twitter/Instagram and rate/review the show on your preferred podcast listening platform babyyy!!! π
Mourning the death of our beloved Screech, the boys talk about other examples of innocence lost in the shadows of the Hollywood hills. They also throw in a dash of Bernie Madoff and the recipe for our "Depravity Doughnutπ©" is complete! Follow us @teencentered on Twitter/Instagram and rate/review the show on your preferred podcast listening platform babyyy!!! π
Bones sits down with friends of the show Shorty Shabazz and Jeff, to talk about crazy experiences with women. Listen about the time Sean's Ex trashed his apartment, or when Jeff's live in girlfriend got a part in a town play that was basically like on stage version of "Skinemax Soft-Core Porn". These are just a few of the trials and tribulations that men endure to get dat booty! ππ¦π€¨ Follow us @teencentered on Twitter/Instagram and Rate/Review the show babyyy!
People make love... Then make more love and do it with passion babyyy! Follow the show @teencentered on Instagram/Twitter. I am not even going to ask for you to rate/review. You guys have forsaken us! π₯΄
We talk Child's Play, the "Nightstalker", organized crime as well as the gladiator training wheels and deathtraps known as elementary school playgrounds. Follow us on Instagram/Twitter @teencentered and stop being lazy bastards and rate/review the show. You can say we suck, but for god's sakes say something you momo's!!! π₯΄
We talk about popping dem cherries babyyy! Dropping loads!!! (Actually we were amateurs at the time that had no idea of what we were doing. But you gotta learn somewhere! Am I right?!? π¦π¦π¦ Enjoy the show you filthy animals)
Love is a battlefield... And that battlefield left Bones like the limbless dude from the Metallica video "One". Whatever.
This is a new show with real conversations amongst real people. Let's see where it takes us. The Natural Playground will be it's own entity. Succeed or fail, we are going all in π Love you guys! thanks for your support thus far babyyy! π₯΄
On Teencenter, we usually get right on the gravy train of wacky and ride it into the sunset. But once in a while we get deep, balls deep, in emotion. Listen as JP turns this into an 80's sitcom style "Very Special Episode", by talking about a really, really bad breakup. Like when Dudley almost got diddled by that bike owner on "Different Strokes". Follow us on Instagram/Twitter and Rate/Review the show on your preferred podcast listening platform
It's a real mixed bag of nonsense as the crew talks relationships, method acting and gremlins. Yeah I know, we all might have schizophrenia. More of a reason to rage now before we get committed to the looney bin π₯΄ babyyy! Follow the show on Instagram/Twitter @teencentered and rate/review us on your preferred podcast listening platform!Β
The boys are back babyyyy! Listen as we talk about JP's experience as the Jane Goodall of horny high schoolers, a Hooters aimed at the goth demographic and how Bone's is living the dream by having his own VR strip club. Follow us @teencentered on Instagram/Twitter and rate/review us on your preferred podcast listening platform
(Act like this is the opening crawl of a Star Wars movie) With the makeshift studio in a fritz, the boys have to go to the mattresses (Godfather reference)! With a trusty iPhone (Model unknown) as a thought conduit, listen as JP babysits the broken mess that is Bonehova and tries to dismantle the self detonating human IED that is BMiz. We're talking Ol' Dirty Bastard, the movie "KIDS" and relationships babyy! Hold onto your sippy cup, because this is a real roller coaster ride of wacky! Rate/Review & β€οΈ π« follow us @teencentered
A bonus episode! The boys breakdown the Chris Watts murder case as only they can. This episode is dedicated to the goddess of MILFS, Marisa Tomei π Follow the show @teencentered on Instagram/Twitter and rate/review us on your preferred podcast listening platform π²
It's our Halloween episode babyyy! We talk horror movies, crazy creatures of folklore, aliens and the Pied Piper for God's sake! It's a real morbid circle jerk of doom, compliments of Teencenter! Rate/Review the show on your preferred podcast listening platform and follow us @teencentered on Twitter/Instagram! π
We've got scraps! Extra audio that would fall on the cutting room floor, now takes center stage babyyy! We talk "The Day The Music Died", "Sexy" Sara Jessica Parker and our own super heroes. This is like the audio version of leftovers. Make of it what you will and enjoy! Follow us @teencentered on Instagram/Twitter and Rate/review us on your favorite podcast listening platform ;^)
We've got scraps! Extra audio that would fall on the cutting room floor, now takes center stage babyyy! We talk "The Day The Music Died", "Sexy" Sara Jessica Parker and our own super heroes. This is like the audio version of leftovers. Make of it what you will and enjoy! Follow us @teencentered on Instagram/Twitter and Rate/review us on your favorite podcast listening platform ;^)
It's another tag team effort by Bmiz and JP as they carry the torch for another round of Teencenter! Feast on this meal of madness as the boys talk about their love for Pinhead and the "Hellraiser" series, Bmizzle's blackout drunken night out and the lame things that excite adults. It's another banger folks! Follow us @teencentered on Twitter/Instagram and rate/review the show on your preferred podcast listening platform ;^) Rage on!
With Bonehova in exile at his Puerto Rican domicile after a nasty breakup, JP and Bmizzle join forces and access the archives (The Black Panther died?). But like some cheap wine and a cheaper date, you are gonna get something out of this babyyy! Listen as the podcast is highjacked by cousins Bobby and Paul, and hilarity ensues (Dick jokes and JP breaks a chair)!! Rate/Review us on your preferred podcast listening platform and follow us @teencentered on Instagram/Twitter. Stay tuned... ;^)
We're talking time travel, aliens, monsters, auto-erotic asphyxiation, public access tv... We've got it all babyyy!!! Listen as the trinity of wacky discuss all of these things and more! We are really stretching here people (And we ain't talking about Kegels). Support the revolution of silly and rate/review the show on your preferred podcasting platform. Also, follow us @teencentered ;^) on Instagram and Twitter. Don't be shy babyyyy!
On a very special episode of Teencenter, we talk about funny jokes, freaky monks and dark secrets of the past. This show is our spirit animal. Enjoy feeding on the emotional skin we shed babyyy! Open book club is in session! Follow us @teencentered and rate/review the show on your preferred podcast listening platform. Welcome to the season of the Scorpio playas!!!
With all of the claustrophobia that comes with being quarantined, we decided to talk about the insane, clusterf#@! of madness that is McKamey Manor. We don't want to give too much away. This one is good :^) Rate/Review us on your preferred podcast listening platform and follow us @teencentered #staysafe
After a week's hiatus (Because why the hell not?!), the boys are back with some real fire! During a standard recording session featuring the usual nonsense, the BDGS (Big Dick Gorilla Squad) started talking about the interesting story of Dan and Linda Broderick. We don't want to give too much away, but hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn! Listen as the circle jerks spin a yarn about sex, betrayal and mayhem! Follow us @teencentered and rate/review the show on your preferred podcast listening platform ;^)
Mighty Ducks, Mighty Cucks Babyyy! We are in the eye of the storm as Mother Nature grabs us by our taint meat! Listen as we talk about loose women (And men), wacky baggy fashion of the late 90's/early 2000's, Nintendo's grasp on our lives and the myth that was "The Shocker"! Follow us @teencentered and rate/review us on your preferred listening platform ;^)
Love's a bitch. Loose lips sink ships.. Follow us @teencentered on Twitter & Instagram (Soon to whip out our big, thick, veiny TikTok's!), and also rate/review us on your preferred listening platform babyyyy!Β
The boys go off the reservation on this one! Listen as they talk about bad movie sequels, misogynist music of their youth and aliens! It's an all over the place (Is there any other kind?) episode of Teencenter! Follow the show @teencentered and rate/review us on your preferred podcast listening platform babyyy!Β
Sex phone lines, libido's and mayhem! 8-Track ear love is a real thing baby!!! We are off of the reservation! Follow us @teencentered and give us a positive rating/review on your preferred podcast listening platform. The game is ours playa!Β
After a short hiatus, the boys are back with a monsoon of madness! With BMizzle on the road, JP and Bonehova turn back the clock to reflect on movie going experiences back in the day, daytime talk shows and the controversy behind the infamous "Jenny Jones Murder". It's another random conversation pulled from the dark recesses of the Teencenter mental brain trust. Rage on baby! Follow us @teencentered on Twitter/Instagram and rate/review the show on your preferred podcast listening platform ;^)
4th of July baby! It's been a wacky year, but some things never change. Like family... Good or bad, we are who we are. Here's a wacky, yet genuine, walk down memory lane. Stories about a place that might seem like fiction, but we can assure you that every tale is true. This is the alternate reality that was "The Countryhouse". Don't shoot your eye out! Follow the show @teencentered and rate/review the show on your preferred podcast listening platform ;^)
An episode straight from the Horse's mouth! We have our first submission to our "Teencentrify Challenge". A story about justice on the streets of Albany! Then it's straight to the backyard bar, for irreverent talk on the bastardization of stories, history and wedding speeches! Teencenter here we come! Follow the show @teencentered and rate/review the show on your preferred podcast listening platform ;^)
This episode is all over the place! We have rants on cars, aliens, juvenile time travel as well as the first ever Teencenter maritime episode as Bones went on our buddy Jeff's boat, and listened to him talk about the time he gave a vertically challenged person some old fashioned street justice! It's a mixed medley baby! Follow us @teencentered and rate/review the show on your preferred podcasting platform ;^)
Part 2. ignite Thy Boogaloo! This is the B-Side to the manifesto of mayhem that transpired when the "Son's of Grundle" paid tribute to their omnipotent overlords!! Listen as we shed light on the origins of curse words, Covid-19 Zombies, streaming and the emergence of the second coming of jerk known as "Omegle"!!! Follow us @teencentered and rate/review the show on your preferred podcast listening platform babyyy ;^)
Silliness is king on Teencenter! Another two part masterpiece of wacky from the boys baby! JP gets waxed, we talk real dolls for Make-A-Wish kids, bizarre video game premises, doppelgangers, violent video voyeurism and more! Follow us @teencentered and make sure to rate/review the show. We are going to enter the next dimension soon, so we want to bring positive reports to our high balled overlords :^)Β
House of Goo Pt. Deux! What a strange brew!! We talk about an alien or two!!! And try to discover if roses really smell like poo, poo, poo, poo!!! Thunder! Lightning! It's Teencenter!!! Follow us @teencentered and rate/review the show on preferred podcast listening platform
We waited with bated breath as BMizzle imported a Beantown Betty in hopes of getting some tail. Listen to the conclusion of our boy's quest for cream and listen to our scientific assessment on getting struck by lightning while blasting goo! It's a two part slam piece! House of Goo Pt.1!!! Follow us @teencentered and rate/review the show on preferred podcast listening platform
This was supposed to be a "Mini-Sode", but JP and Bonehova blew a "Monstrous Load". We genuinely tried to do a show that was concise and socially conscious. We did. But it always drifts into the "Church of Pump". News, Riots, Porn, Pandemics, Etc... Let Mike Horner show you the way!!! Follow us @teencentered & rate/review us on your preferred podcast listening platform babyyyy!
Enough is enough! Editing episodes and splitting amazing content in half to save cold hard cash?! Blasphemy! JP takes the reigns for this 2 hour plus masterpiece of silly, testosterone fueled talk! Pam Grier's big beautiful boobs! Marilyn Manson and the dark lord! Bmizzle's search for love, (As well as potential reproductive organ condensation)! Follow us @teencentered and rate/review the show on your preferred podcast listening platform ;^)Β
Skeletor? More like Skelewhore! We go butts first into Eternia with a hair band, GNR land and a D.C. Cab stand nipple branding of a show! It's nonsense on sale at "Uncle Pepito's Hand Me Down Hut", and boy are our receipt dispenser arms tired! Follow the show @teencentered and rate/review us like the juicy gushers we are, on your preferred podcast listening platforms. Yahooooo, we are serious!
We've got Wacko Jacko, we've got wizards, we've got itchy feet! It's a real mixed bag on this magical episode of Teencenter! On a side note, writing these descriptions sucks! You guys don't read them anyway. If I wrote about my dream of writing a Liza Minnelli dinner theater mystery, where David Gest murders a foreign dignitary, you wouldn't care! What's the point?! Just follow us @teencentered and rate/review us on your preferred podcast listening platforms... You dirty animals you!
It's part two of our 3 hour long epic conversation! In this segment we talk about inverted nipples, the elephant man, the Ty Cobb's sinister parents and we even fit a little bit of Disney nostalgia into the mix! It's another Teencenter quarantine circle jerk! Follow us @teencentered, @big_lynch72, @bonehova and rate/review us on your preferred podcast listening platform
It's part one of a long diatribe of psychology, winning the lottery and Charles Manson. We have officially dove into the deep end baby! Come dip your toes in the pool of wacky! Teencenter for life! Follow the show @teencentered, @big_lynch72, @bonehova & rate/review us on your preferred podcast listening platform.
This show is all about humanity. We are a bunch of wacky bastards who have always looked for ways to be human. On this special episode of Teencenter, our boy Young Gromit goes back to Massachusetts to sow his wild oats. While you are in quarantine, jump in the shoes of the rest of us scoundrels! It's slap dickery at it's height! A cool hang, with trusted people. Give @teencentered, @big_lynch72,Β @bonehova 5 stars and a positive review babyyy!
It's a spanking fresh episode of Teencenter live from our bunkers! Listen as the boys talk into the black box so that future generations can hear what a slow descent into madness sounds like. We do perverted parody freestyling, honor the late, great giant hog of pornstar "Wood" and even get into the two MJ's. Follow the show @teencentered, big_lynch72, @bonehova & rate/review us on your preferred podcast listening platform!
After a basic hiatus to grasp a world where living like Punxsutawney Phil has become the norm, the boys have finally embraced distancing themselves from one another socially. Listen as they talk about Mexican folklore staples such as Duendes, Brujas and aliens like the Tall Whites, space travel, Willy Wonka day laborers the "Oompa Loompa's", Mel Brooks movies and more! It's a potpourri of wacky on Teencenter babyyyy! Follow us @teencentered, @big_lynch72 & @bonehova! Rate/Review the show wherever you listen to podcasts ;^)
Quarantine, Warthog packs, Gorillas, Bison's, Bears and Boney's Taint! All kidding aside, we hope everyone is safe and healthy. But while we are here to distract you with pure wackiness, talking about animals killing humans and what Rockford Peaches we'd like to round the bases with. Lady's, pleasure thy men :^) and Rage On! Rate/Review and screw social media for the time being babyyy!
It's a pod a day! With the world under quarantine, the jerk trust had to go to the mattresses and record via the Houseparty app from separate remote locations. It was a real jizzeroo. Listen as Bones, BMizzle and JP ramble about nonsense in an attempt to keep their sanity! Follow the show @teencentered, @big_lynch72, @rickebones. Also rate/review us on your preferred podcast listening platform
BMizzle and Bones take a field trip to our cousin Paul's house. Otherwise known as "The Oracle", this old bastard is a bastion of the streets! Listen as we talk a little politics, the two Corey's and nature's sick joke of giving bat's big fat nuts! It's a Teencenter quarantine banger baby! Follow us @teencentered, @big_lynch72, @bonehova! Rate/Review the show on your preferred listening platform
We're milking or Wuhan snakes during this quarantine with fresh new episodes of Teencenter baby! On this "Mini-Sode", we talk about watching inappropriate movie scenes with our parents, "Dirty Dancing" and the legacy of cocaine fueled producer Don Simpson! Follow us @big_lynch72, @teencentered, @bonehova
We are on lockdown! Quarantines, day drinking, two in the pink one in the Abe Lincoln! All silliness aside, we are living in strange times.. But at the end of the day, our humanity is what defines us. Teencenter is all about channeling our wackiness, but we still love being real when it counts. Listen as BMizzle and Bones talk about love and the pursuit of finding a good partner and lover. Follow the show @teencentered, @big_lynch72 & @bonehova baby! Rate/Review us on your preferred podcast listening platform ;^)
It's Steven Seagal and "Marked For Death" talk! We gab about Mel Gibson and "The Passion of the Christ"!! We even fit in some Siegfried and Roy tiger talk for you silly bastards!!! Slurp from our shell of silly you crazy cucksters! Follow us @teencentered, @big_lynch72, @bonehova and rate/review the show on your preferred podcast listening platform. #FYE baby!
A horse is a horse of course, of course and no one can truly understand what it takes to be a true thoroughbred who needs to spread thy seed... Until now! The boys talk about horse stud practice, Derek Jeter's "Skeet Shooting" and Bmizzle relives a traumatic moment in his life, when he pulled the old "Rosemary's Baby" and gave birth to a steaming demon! Follow the show @teencentered, @big_lynch72, @bonehovaΒ
Pat Benatar once called love a battlefield... For friend of the show, Sean "Shorty" Mash, his quest for love has been akin to the Germans trying to invade Russia in WWII during "Operation Barbarossa". A lot of tactical errors, coupled with a grossly inadequate campaign. Listen as we talk about his failures in an effort to master "Operation Match.com"! Follow the show @teencentered, @big_lynch72, @bonehova, @sean_mash and rate/review the kids babyyyyy! ;^)
After the boys got smashed watching the Deontay Wilder vs Tyson Fury fight, they decide to pull out the old mic and shoot the breeze. It's silliness at it's finest! Follow the show on Twitter and Instagram @teencentered, @big_lynch72 and @bonehova! Rate and review us on your preferred podcast listening platform. Stay hungry playas!
Follow us @teencentered, @big_lynch72 and @bonehova. This episode is too wacky to describe... Rap battles among morons....
Daddy finger, Daddy finger, where are you? Here I am, here I am, lick my man goo! All kidding aside, we talk heartbreak, Godzilla sinking the Titanic, shit posters and other nonsense. Follow the show on Instagram and Twitter @teencentered, @big_lynch72, @bonehova and give us a rate/review! We don't care if it is bad as long as it is hilarious ;^)
We go full tilt on this one baby! We are straight silly!! It's the first of many "Collateral Damage Character Deaths in Movies" series. Listen as we talk Liberace, the death of Marvin Gaye and other soul singers, dinosaurs and more! This episode is all over the god damned place!!! Viva La Teencenter! Follow the show @teencentered, @big_lynch72, @bonehova and rate us how you will babies :^)
Sometimes, you can't avoid the dark hand that life deals. Kobe Bryant and his daughter passing away is the perfect example of that. On this show, we pride ourselves on being wacky bastards with clown make up that is indelible. But at the end of the day, the humanity in us is what makes this show special. It shows how we are all effected differently by tragedy. This is just a small mini-sode to vent. This week's full episode coming soon! RIP Kobe and GiGi Bryant
It's a very macabre episode as JP, BMizzle and Bonehova talk about killers like Richard "The Iceman" Kuklinski (Emphasis on "Kuk") and the recent Aaron Hernandez documentary. We just go down the rabbit hole... Enter at your own risk! Follow the show @teencentered, @big_lynch72, @bonehova and throw down a positive rating/review on your preferred podcast listening app ;^)Β Β
JP along with his lady bring young Bmizzle to the nudie bar and their misadventures garner surprising results! Listen as the boys talk strip club educate, tales of lap dances past and even start to go down the road of horror movie nostalgia! Plus, a bonus horror story compliments of your local raging lunatics! Follow the show @teencentered, @big_lynch72, @bonehova and throw down a positive rating/review on your preferred podcast listening app ;^)
Sitting by a warm fire with the booze flowing and nothing but random memories of the past to fuel discussion, Nicky P is the perfect archetype of the old school friend who you don't see a lot, but don't have to. A stand up guy, while soft spoken, carries with him a treasure trove of stories. Listen as Nicky boy kicks off a discussion that covers the importance of a high school nemesis, parking lot parties and the politics of dealing with people from the past. An education in nostalgia, compliments of Teencenter! @teencentered, @big_lynch72, @bonehova
We're talking double talking morons! We're talking house party inebriation! We're talking the ear cancer that was Limp Bizkit!! The ideas, thoughts and opinions are our own. It's another deep dive down the tunnel of wacky days gone by. Join us as we relive moments that should have rendered us dead. It's Teencenter baby!!! Follow the show @teencentered, @big_lynch72, @bonehova and rate/review the show on your preferred podcast listening platform ;^)
So it's 2020... JP, BMizzle and Bonehova look to the future, with the boyish silliness and stupidity that miraculously hasn't killed them thus far. Listen as they recap Brien's drunken New Year's Eve romp, breakdown the latest RAMBO and come up with an idiotic chant that may become a household trend. Ring in 2020 with the boys! Follow @teencentered, @big_lynch72, @bonehova and make sure to rate/review the show #ragers :^)
New Year... New Jeer!!! It's a spanking new episode of Teencenter as JP, Big Lynch and Bonehova discuss the phenomenon that was Urkel, Squirtle's (Hee Hee) and the music masterclass of bands like Creed and Linkin Park (Wink Wink) ;^) It's time to make your resolution to listen to the entire Teencenter catalog! Rage on Teensters! Follow us @Teencentered, @big_lynch72, @bonehova! Review and rate the show too! Support the kids!Β
Christmas has passed and it's heavy head still lasts. Giving, drinking and thinking have consumed those who are no longer trapped in it's throws. So we embrace the ghosts of Christmas past, and look towards the future, hoping a karmic version of the Nintendo Entertainment System we shall hold in our grasp! Follow the show @teencentered, @big_lynch72, @bonehova! Also give us a rating and review on your preferred podcast listening platforms. Tonight thank god it's them instead of youuuuuu!
We are back after a hiatus and ready to go balls deep into the holiday season! Listen as the boys form a barbershop quartet, talk crime t.v. shows, the dark side of movies like "The Karate Kid", "Rudy" and more! Follow the show on Twitter and Instagram @teencentered, @big_lynch72, @bonehova and leave us a positive rating and review you silly cucks! Rage on!
Ricky Bones was bored and hammered so he decided to use irreverent outtakes from when the boys decided to go down the rabbit hole of porn names and drum up their own plots for porn parody's as a scrap episode. So as you are stuffing your face with mashed potatoes and listening to your drunk great uncle recap his kill count from the Korean war, you can use this episode (Mini-Sode) as an escape from the perils of "Turkey Day". It's Teencenter! Follow the show on Instagram and Twitter @teencentered, @bonehova, @big_lynch72 and give our asses a positive rating and review on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher and Spotify
On this birthday episode of Teencenter listen as the guys talk about the stupidity of youth, freaking out when you've gotten too whacked and display their true stupidity when they play an uncensored version of the family destroying game "Catchphrase". It's Teencenter baby! Follow the show on Instagram and Twitter @teencentered, @bonehova, @big_lynch72 and rate and review us on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher and Spotify! Merch coming soon!
Join us as we delve into the epicenter of pleasure and satisfaction that comes with being human. That and Robocop baby!!! It always goes back to the core of our Teencenter! @bonehova, @teencentered, @big_lynch72 Β
It's the Teencenter Halloween "Spunktacular"! Yeah, we know what you are thinking... Halloween is over. But not for us! Join Ricky Bones, JP and Big Lynch as they share "Tales From My Dick", as well as scary stories of Halloween's past! Double up ragers it's Halloweencenter! Follow us @teencentered, @bonehova, @big_lynch72 on Instagram and Twitter
This is what happens when you allow the boys to have a night on the town! Paranormal random stuff, wackiness, you are victim to the chaos!! Follow the show on the normal social media platforms Twitter/Instagram @teencenteredΒ
This is what happens when you allow the boys to have a night on the town! Paranormal random stuff, wackiness, you are victim to the chaos!! Follow the show on the normal social media platforms Twitter/Instagram @teencenteredΒ