Weed and Cliff

10 to 15 minutes of laughter a day makes you lose weight. That means you're all getting fatter.
They could handle a goose.
His grumpy pants were flying from a flagpole.

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She was upset over the thickness of her tomato.
You don't want a rhinoceros in your bed.
Charged with a hate crime against my own arteries.

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The headphones fell off my head and into the toilet.
It was like a feces storm.
The Dolly Parton.

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35 girlfriends at the same time.
A toxic laxative.
Indiana wants me.

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I still don't know what rock and roll is.
Razor toilet paper.
We estimate our loss at one dollar.

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No one wants to hear my opinion.
Like a poop torpedo.
I would never dream of having wood in space.

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An ant throwdown.
Get Walter some used underwear.
The town crier - basically yelled the news.

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Short people tan faster.
The bugs will pee themselves to death.
I'll be the short guy - looking for a long one.

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Right down into the gullet.
An armless competitor in a dung-throwing contest.
If you lose a finger, take it with you. You might need it later on.

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I have to have my palate tickled.
A good butt filter.
You can't put much effort into Weed.

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Some days, there's two

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It's all about the ham slices.

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Allergic to money.

2 Open butthole.

Required to wear a mask during the alien probing.

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Kiss a girl with a wart.
2 always gets you in the most trouble.
Kiss a girl with a wart.

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I'm pretty good at tying things down.
Donut Boy.
I have the colon of a 25 year old.

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It’s not just for the halibut.
The bride was preparing to marry her brother.
You don't need to beat me to let me know you're serious.

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I'm amazed at the amount of people who own a machete.
The director of proctology.
Never touch that again.

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I can't get my can to work after about 2 months of sitting.
My buttocks tell me.
If you don't know - it's best to not.

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You can spit the mouthwash back into the bottle.
Calling the cops for dog poop.
The rise and fall of Bossa Nova.

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She was actually trying to run down someone else..
If you're not cursing while driving - you're not paying enough attention to the road..
I've never heard of you.

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Safe from the pharoah's curse.
I should be working in a bar.
I'm mad, I'm going to burn something.

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Right next door to the DJ Academy.
You're coming in a loader.
You don't want monkeys tag-teaming on your drawers.

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A spring-loaded toilet paper dispenser.
Constipation on the other side of the world.
500 rounds of ammunition and a partridge in a pear tree.

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The way to a woman's heart is through anonymous, processed meat.
Tom is dead.
Stands there and whacks it for hours

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Running down the hallway with a piece of paper on fire.
Policing is sometimes a dirty job, but someone’s got to ‘doo-doo’ it.
Gold medal sneezing.

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Do you know you have a boxing glove attached to your hand?
Don't do other dog things on the turf.
A prostate gland warmer.

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It's a dog problem - not a COVID problem.
Dressing up like a girl scout - in jail.
There's a thong sale at Penney's.

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Betsy Ross was not one of the Supremes.
Identify my friends by the sound of their farts.
we're keeping your nose as evidence.

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1,000 pennies.
We know who #2 is.
Woolly mammoths still exist today. And he lives in Otwell.

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Alcohol Gatorade.
It took two days to lose the smell from his nose.
You guys haven't gotten a lick better.

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Surgery Shenanigans.
You can't beat the meat.
Do not nap with a full bladder.

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He and granddad had been smoking marijuana together.
A laxative effect - how's that in a candy?
Never again ask Cliff how his body is

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There's a lot of sausage action in Germany.
A thing for cafeteria hairnets.
Wurst case scenario.

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A pretty good feeling in your throat.
Bring back the poo.
A pretty good feeling in your throat.

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I'm pretty sure you've got expired canned goods.
How much that poop weighed.
A candy bar fog.

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I just want it in me.
At least you can't find a body inside.
This is about as big a mouth opening as I'm going to get.

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I have vacuumed while the show was in progress.
Mail your poop to the lab.
Helping out with his pigs - on both ends.

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The Weed and Cliff Podcast for Thursday, March 4th.

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There's a lot of action on the carpet.
I can steer the car with my bellybutton.
Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.

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I have it in my hands right now.
You can't hit the hold with your foot.
I don't remember much of what happened. That's a good thing considering what they did to you.

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I want the table to be decorated with food.
People are pooping in it.
I for one welcome our drunk robot overlords.

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Forgot about Oreos.
An outhouse on surfboards.
Could you get it in the butt?

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I'm Cliff Ingram tomorrow. Who am I today?
Torn hands and a missing screw.
I plugged the power strip into itself.

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Beat through the blubber.
Tastes like burning toenail.
The Bringer of Music.

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A record that will never be broken.
Don't want the probing.
Everybody is up on top of each other having fun.

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Wild Turkey - and not the alcohol kind.
That's not a snake - that's poop.
If I have to take bear spray to the outhouse I'm not going.

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A slow ride to insanity.
Pooping on the knuckle.
A very aggressive biter.

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Insurance for your pants.
Pus-filled bumps.
You can't borrow Cliff Ingram's swimsuit.

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I never wanted to swallow things and see what affect they'd have.
2 on the FBI's Most Wanted List.
I couldn't sleep at your place (Don't worry - you're not invited).

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Inspired by scabies.
He wants to have Alan Jackson's babies.
Do you think anyone wants your love out there?

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We don't need to touch the Beatles any more with the kazoo.
You lost me at stool.
Stop before you kill us all.

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An armed robbery for three tacos.
The amount of nose gold mined.
Snot's more gooey than it is slick.

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A tire iron in one hand and a pipe wrench in the other.
Poop scent in his car.
You were hoping he'd say a bad word.

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Smell-o-vision.
I"m surprised that was so hard.
Pretty good at picking out tunes on a kazoo.

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Do it yourself acupuncture.
The snack cake version of the coronavirus vaccine.
I did request that the mannequin had a head on it.

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Mold juice.
Where Hitler ruled the Turd Reich.
You've got your foot caught in your underwear.

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No matter how many times I tried to rub the thing.
You'll be a good stuntman.
Put the mannequin to bed.

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Your face has to catch up with you.
Just call me reconnecting.
We did some really weird stuff with ants.

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A nugget-shaped heart.
Dumpster diving for dirty diapers.
Kill it - just like Weed's career.

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How can you swallow one of those things without choking.
A colonoscopy bullseye.
Lower the age to get the virus.

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Let's move the Olympics to Florida.
Put the poop on ice.
A small explosive device in your pants

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I squeezed it and squeezed it.
A cannabis gift bag.
There's no telling how many times that sucker will land on Cliff Ingram.

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They stole the woman's crow.
You don't want to see a tooth floating in there.
I'll take the hole in my brain any day.

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Perhaps you should listen!

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His moustache could beat you up.
Stir-fried intestines.
A special hole in the back of its mouth.

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Stuff we did and Cliff forgot to post...

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Cliff forgot to upload the podcast for Thursday. Here is it anyway.

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I did not dream about Willie Nelson last night.
The God of Toilets.
Learn how to kiss better.

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Here's the episode we didn't finish on time because Cliff was 'otherwise indisposed'.

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The preparation H flag winner.
The Riot Poopers.
The Barfy Burger Sponsorship

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A song about Yak Farts.
Enlarged Prostates Anonymous.
Extra Heavy Duty Mayonnaise.

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Listeners calling each other freaks - not what we want to be known for.
The naysayer pew.
Just the entertainment the listeners are looking for.

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Matt Hocking was our first loser of the year.
A late night toenail trimming service.
10-69 now in progress.

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Redneck is a state of mind.
A marathong newscast.
Alcohol would have been much better in this case.

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Not really something you want to be licking.
Poopsicles.
Bird feathers and crap.

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Go rub some salve on your groin and come back after the news update.
Most of the flaming toilet paper was lost in the incident.
I didn't know Max Armstrong could dunk.

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I don't have any friends who are into the nudist lifestyle.
A trumpet stuck in his blowhole.
A wallet that feels you up.

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You're going to want to wear gloves to touch it.
All things feces.
Mining for nose gold.

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Wrap your udders.
I didn't say anything about Dolly when the subject was - giant bras in cold weather.
Upload farts of your own.

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We're analyzing your bracket and it sucks.
How to wrap a porta potty in Saran Wrap.
Not a DJ was stirring

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You're too stingy to give cookies to Santa.
Getting the stinkeye for the rest of her life.
Pooping in the bushes. (Which comes in as a #4 on the just in time foer breakfast rating system.

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Leave the plunging to the professionals.
I didn't have to throw my own self under the bus - everyone just knows it.
I'm not sucking on a trunk.

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Spam and Oreo cookies.
Mistletoe is poop on a stick.
How far down the list for the coronavirus vaccine is a DJ?

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It's been so long since I've touched my face.
I knew it was going to end up with poop.
Standing in the darkness - holding a shovel.

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Giving everyone COVID in their stockings.
He beat the Browns - twice.
That fat, bearded, snot-licking Santa Claus hasn't seen me since.

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Punch Santa in the nose.
The Cleveland Experience.
It was raining dog poop.

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2B or not 2B
I'm sorry you don't like my haircut.
A recipe for seduction.

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Brain Fart is incorrect.
Catching Poop in the air.
Synchronized sitting still.

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Zero is not a large number.
He just woke up and he's not 100 percent listening.
That stuff tastes like Reindeer Pee.

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She has people tickle you.
A headlight from an alien spacecraft.
Paperwork with a judge's signature on it.

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After you whack on it for a while - it's gonna bend.
Cleaner poop.
There's no reindeer named Paul.

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Bourbon - and I wear a size large.
I'm fighting beavers off.
I have ban authority - and I ain't afraid to use it.

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No such thing as a snow day.
They can hold one another's bagpipes.
If you're wearing a skirt, you shouldn't be sitting like that.

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Why are you warming up your Twinkie?
The golf club of justice.
I want him in kilt. (and we don't want to see him out of kilt either).

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We're not touching any more.
The comfort of her own toilet.
I think there's plenty of people listening every morning who'd line up to shoot you.

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Nobody listens to the little Leprechaun McCraken anyway.
The wisdom of building a snow park in Florida.
Inappropriately cooking in my kitchen.

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You popped your left butt-cheek.
The 3rd bam.
He had to call a press conference to tell everyone he farted.

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A weird meat gift.
Your shoe is permanently attached to the vacuum.
Uranus has taken quite the pounding.

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The only way I would be around carrots.
The breast friend ever to the human race.
Let's pretend the bus just hit me.

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Not saying my phone came from prison.
The cause was the colon.
You didn't know the way to the principal's office, and you ended up in Haubstadt.

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Either ear triggers his right leg.
Stick my finger in the hole and make a connection.
He set his wife's underwear on fire.

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Less Armlength.
Monday morning we'll be lighting the skunk candle.
We're pretty well used to dying any day of the week.

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Do you like the smell of fart.
A candle that smells like Michael Bolton.
The greatest beer run ever.

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We're gonna have Weed continue to come up with contests - no matter how lame they might be.
Jack Daniels is not known for giving good advice.
The origami club has folded.

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Drunk around clowns.
Hit the urinal from 6 feet.
You're gonna need a wide-hipped turkey

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You gotta clamp and then rotate.
Factory refurbished.
Have you ever stuck your finger in a mole-hole?

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They shaved Colonel Sanders.
Polar bears scream when they poop.
Eventually you're going to get a callus from it being rubbed on all the time.

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I've tried to keep the whittling a secret.
Leaving a porta-potty in flames after a trip to Taco Bell.
All the good ideas are leaking on your pillowcase.

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Your naked grandparents.
Using technology to determine who's silent but deadly.
We're not popular with monkeys.

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Drink the runaway booze.
I've had hangnails more interesting.
Expectations are low - just like this program.

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I'm in something I never eat.
It wasn't good when it was good.
Are you a banana or a blank?

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Little boy language.
Don't buy the firework called 'The Mangler' - even if it has the Easy-Grip handle.
If we raise $200,000 I will gladly go away.

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That sound you heard was me vacuuming.
In the same age group as old people.
Whack my own.

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Give you a full windup.
My cholesterol was so high Crisco sued me.
The Phil McCracken Marching Bagpipe Band.

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They're trying to whack me with a stick.
Much better when we're inaccurate.
All the rag arms will stay home.

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His real name is Moran.
My pole is too short for the box.
I don't want to make Phil mad for using his private line.

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Phil McKcracken is not Cliff Ingram.
I'm stuck in traffic with diarrhea.
Despite his mental setbacks, he sees himself as intelligent.

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Enough hair on her back to weave a Navajo Rug.
Looking for prostate cancer a bit too aggressively.
No opinion should be expressed by dropping your pants and urinating on the front door.

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Go get with Nick from Otwell.
There are skirts worn in Petersburg.
His mom chased me up a tree.

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Impersonating a chicken nugget without a license.
I love the smell of urinal cakes.
Why do gorillas have big nostrils?

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In a video game - he can pull it off.
12 hours without using the restroom.
Kill that Sum-Bitch

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Stuff. From today. It's stuff from today.

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A belly ache and a smile.
Pooping on the playground.
Rejected food from Robinson Illinois.

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A lot of people are afraid of a hard one.
Made from cow dung.
I know several dum-dums.

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Seeing Phil McKracken behind my back.
I need a new butt.
You're either going to play dead, or you're going to be dead.

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See the Coyote eat the Roadrunner.
Get yourself a beef enema.
It gets hard when you get to 2nd base.

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Apparently we (well, Cliff) messed up and put the wrong recording on the wrong podcast the other day.

Here's what we owe you....

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Hiney bunches of oats.
A beef enema.
Put it in gently.

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A hypnotic suggestion that left weed bent over with his pants around his ankles in the control room.
A big handful of poop.
A free prostate exam.

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Sit on the toilet to put on your underwear.
It didn't to towards the prostate.
Change your name to Lazy Boy.

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Put the donuts down and get back to work.
The turtle can breathe out its butt.
I would not like to be the last guy sucking on that.

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English Beavers.
When did Phil McCracken get access to the server room.
Don't drink the water from Pee Pee Creek.

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A dead politician in Romania.
A bible thumper and a backseat dumper.
Miracle on 34-Double-D Street.

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When I check my dipstick it smells good.
Mom fixed it with Grey Poupon.
Some of the prizes I wouldn't have taken any way.

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The difference between country squirrels and city squirrels
Does a bear actually do that in the woods?
I'm not going to exercise but I will heavy breathe.

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Have you ever had lube in your ear?
A smoldering pile of crap.
We've upped our our safety standards - so up yours too.

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3 The forgotten weapon.

I tried it one time - just to see what it felt like (wink, wink).
A poop with eyes.

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I don't know why you'd put racing stripes on a 3 cylinder vehicle.
863 pounds of marijuana.
Go home and rub some salve on it.

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A day of lying.
It's my birthday and I have to poop.
Why are you scared of Faith Hill?

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You can't stop it before it starts.
A poop knife.
He had squirrels in his pants.

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An extra medium shirt.
You've got to own the poop.
I knew you were gonna touch my trophy.

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All leprechauns are potheads
Beans, Beans, the Magical Fruit
If you wanna smell like a lady, you're not the man I thought you were.

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Not knowing some things is a better way to go through life.
Pooped in a dishwasher.
This is one of the dumbest damn things I've ever seen in my life.

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Injure yourself on a toilet.
See Uranus with the naked eye.
Sitting in his cab, squeezing a hamster.

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Stealing a police dog.
There is no vodka in scrambled eggs.
All our kickstands could be up.

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Misinterpreted the actions of the ladies.
Chocolate for a poop issue.
I don't know what I'm going to do without you - but I'm going to try.

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I've eaten Little Debbie for breakfast many a day.
P-Storm.
Stick that on your tree, Grandma.

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Sheets actually come off the bed.
Poop - is there anything it can't do?
Do-si-do doesn't do it for me.

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There's a chicken in your piano.
A Lamborghini for corn.
Guns and Feces - a good name for a rock band.

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If you weight two tons, you're a heavy eater.
Charm a snake like Phil McKracken.
I've gotta go - I've got a nickel stuck in my nostril.

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I don't know if I sleep with my mouth that wide open.
A shortage of fruit.
I'm going to have downspouts installed on my butt.

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I always try to steer away from poop.
Eating your own poop.
Crispy squirrel for the win!

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A herd of books.
45 pounds of poop per chicken, per year.
Even the robot things you're a jerk.

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Plant your old farmers early.
Meat wrapped in different things.
Turn my meaty thighs into an asset.

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You don't really know where those fingers have been.
Smelling sweaty people's butt cracks.
I was the valedictorian of my high school class.

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Their bacon tree was picked clean.
A trained monkey.
Not taking complaints from a dude in a skirt.

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Low-hanging fruit.
Man takes dump so big it puts ferry out of commission.
The clown part

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A pepperoni shortage.
Candy on my Chest. (Could be the name of a good country song.)
There's a urinal in Fort Branch.

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It's snowing chocolate.
Loading up guns and pointing the at their private parts.
Born to be wild - but not for a hundred years.

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There's a new fat man in town.
The tongue is the fastest.
A license plate for your face.

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Callers simply try to make it stop. Some harder than others.

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Booze idea.
My good friends Mountain Dew.
Who knew that calling someone a loser would be a good thing?

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I knew of Captain Underpants.
The poop could be the least of your worries.
By accident, you actually created good radio.

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A tapeworm brain.
Some mornings I'm not in control of what I'm doing.
If things go bad it's best to just not talk about them.

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A lot of nose-jabbing.
More grass in his system than a cow.
We'll drop a wiener at you.

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Who secretly bites their toenails?
A pair of Elvis Presley's underwear?
A bad vodka day.

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On the streetcorner with a long jacket.
Uranus sells like poop.
A message from Satan.

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Put the test tubes down and back away.
The only way out is through.
Pee Lite

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Disappearing lids.
Don't touch their balls while they're playing pool.
Lying about watermelons.

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You should leave the wood alone.
Gravy-scented deodorant.
Officially declared a has-been.

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Not a puppy love.
Swimming in the waters of Lake Titicaca.
A naked foot pursuit involving Blake Shelton.

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When do armpits pucker shut.
Booger Hollow.
Avoiding any mention of Dolly Partons' bra.

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By November, we'll have aliens here.
You injured yourself on a riding lawn mower.
I know most people are dumb.

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I don't need that kind of action.
Get the Poozooka.
The Rain City Bitch Pigeons.

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Let's all keep clothed.
I have never tried to round up cows.
A small tattoo will look big on short arms.

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I won't have any clean laundry
35 reasons why you may get into a fight at Walmart.
You actually have the opportunity for the moth to go down in flames.

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Telling a lie with a straight voice.
Go jiggle the handle.
I'm pretty sure someone made a movie about this - and everyone dies.

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a reduced methane burger.
Added to the pain.
One of everything Weed and Cliff have.

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Bring a machete.
Working on a really good poop story right now.
Touching that thing all the time.

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Who's tongue has been on this?
Let's go number 2! (Thanks to Chris Johnson from Owensville for that)
Punishment from Madonna.

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Shocked at how soft I am.
That's a snazzy shirt.
An oncoming politician.

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Fingering yourself.
Eating your underwear.
I was really hoping their would be aliens in that story.

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Racing stripes. A spoiler. And rust.
Pooped in their bed.
Don't bend over while the door's still open.

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Weed has a thick-ass skull.
The Perspiration Hall of Fame.
We'll make fun of you for all eternity.

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A pincher on my right hand.
Measuring the pressure in my butt.
Dolly Parton never made an x-rated movie.

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We salute the birth of America! (As only we can).

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My new mask will be a pair of underwear.
Posting pictures of your fecal matter.
I'm here for a reason, even if I'm not all here.

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Focus on duck hunting.
A connection with the singer of a horrible song.
Work on your boasting skills.

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Picking their nose while driving.
In the demolition business - accidentally.
Praying to the Ancient Roman God - Freon.

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I could use a good tickling.
I haven't had my worm in the water in years.
In order to think like a fish, you have to drink like a fish.

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Sticking your fingers in holes where everyone else has had their fingers.
VP of Fecal Matters.
Too aggressive while kissing.

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What was Angie doing in the men's room?
I used to sing in the church choir.
Don't microwave your library books.

Special thanks today to Dakota Weiss of Fort Branch for saying stuff on the radio we can't say.

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Cut it large, kick it into place.
Vibrating your pimples away.
You could get Walter's name tattooed on your butt.

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That plague of locusts has been postpone.
A collection of buzzers.
Entertaining cardboard.

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Hair on a bar of soap.
Head down in the outhouse hole.
Robot Pollinators.

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What attracts us to Slim Whitman?
Far-from-poopen.
The bravest guy in Gibson County.

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Hear mosquito spit.
You know what I would add to it? Poop!
How many inches do you have to have?

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Uncontrollable drooling.
Yep, that's poop. (Always gonna be #2)
What's the point of booing if nobody can hear you?

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Rear Flank Downdraft.
Hitting the homemade wine a little too hard.
Don't share the toilet - go one person at a time.

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Look manly, especially when you're wearing a bra.
Win a free planet.
I swear I did not fall on the carpet.

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The Fabio of West Salem, Illinois.

2 A desperate, panting hound dog.

A La-Z-Boy adventure.

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You two need a moment alone?
A degree in manure management.
That's a wife text.

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Old lady perfume.
I don't understand how people can poop on command.
A machine that licks for you.

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Beer with your breakfast.
Snot palaces.
A monkey, a squirrel, and a bird.

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Standing as a grown man, pulling.
It's got a 7 inch turd in it.
If you lick them, you're going to be dead.

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We're gonna drop Boy George on you.
I'll stab your goat.
My head is not a flotation device.

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You'll be gagging.
Zombie Fires.
Riot Control Bees

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Something you can squeeze.
Your leg - the only thing we can pull.
Accordion appreciation Month.

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Ben Dover - not how you want to introduce yourself to a cellmate.
Talking through a bacon mask.
If they say it's not a scam, it's a scam.

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Pooped on the hood of her car.
Your shirt is getting stuck in your belly fat.
We're experts, just not very good at it.

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Rhinestone-studded jockstraps.
All about flamingos.
Triggering a psychotic event for Matt Hocking

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Wear it out with both hands.
Making the listeners suffer.
Watch people cut their hair on TV.

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Julio Iglesias.
A whole page of bad words.
Getting high off animal poop.

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6 pounds of lipstick.
The degree of the jerk.
Harry Azcrac.

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Blowing a bagpipe - a national sport.
Use a sharpie and put your initials on your balls.
How can you play baseball without spitting?

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Cement and pigeon poop.
I've always had a thing about mannequins.
I'm about 6 weeks away from being elderly.

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Shaved his dalmation.
Turn stale and square at the same time.
Happier than a murder hornet with two stingers.

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Made from astronaut urine.
Women may not wrestle each other.
Angie has our balls covered.

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We test your knowledge of coathangers.
Someone got a colonoscopy in the men's room at Country 98.1
We're gonna need a ball sponsor.

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How big is it?
The rubber gloves are not helping.
I managed to rip my butt to shreds.

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The prizes are - meat.
It'll be a quickie.
Our listeners are as big a smartass as we are.

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Throat-sized Cheerios.
The Red Snapper.
I'm not planning on sweating anywhere.

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Cliff would have been in jail.
Watching dirt being made.
More people than ever before are turning us off sooner.

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A bad stain in my brain.
Poop to body mass ratio.
Do it yourself trimming and plucking

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The unnamed wife of Jerry Moore.
A porta-potty on surfboards.
You put a Q-Tip there?

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An industrial sized can of cheese balls.
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Swirling around Willie.
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My special pair of pants.

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Start saying bad words.
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Flinked me twice.

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You smell it.
You can't hug them back.
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What an Abe Lincoln sandwich would taste like.
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I've seen a jackass in a meeting at work.

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Her boobs saved her life.
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Do some lay-downs.
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A solid #2.
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Every person you see is Freddy Krueger.

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I liked your licking.
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It appeared to be a salad.
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The children you are now humiliating will eventually be the ones to choose which nursing home you go to.
I only washed my hands for 19 seconds.
There are places on your body where you don't want potato chip crumbs.

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There could be a mouse in our refrigerator.
Chunky, but not very tasty.
Social distance like Matt Hocking - be so irritating no one wants to be around you.

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Very Floridian.
5 goat pelts.
Outrun the coronavirus.

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The next time you injure yourself.
The Easter Bunny had a fling with a chicken.
Thong underwear - made for things to hang out of.

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Black market Jack Daniels.
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Panda Porn.
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Wandering up on the naked.
The words pooper and scooper actually do rhyme.
A co-worker asked my when my baby was due.

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Lysol is not meant for food.
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Weed is the expendable one.

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The potato nerd.
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I forgot my own birthday.
I love you, Truck Driver Ralph.
How do you get a dog to blow?

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I have Batman Underwear.
An armload of spleen.
Clean up your insides with 2 shots of booze.

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Uranus is leaking gas.
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Naked and laying in the mud.

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It burns at the end.
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Can you pop a zit without touching it.

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Put the butt out while you're jogging.
His very own bidet.
Stay home and stay well.

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One hair short of an official bald spot.
Sanitize the nozzle.
Wake me up before you go go.

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Sticky and slippery at the same time.
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Deodorant is an essential service.

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Grinch Jammies.
We have a wet end and a dry end.
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Go with refrigerators.
Take me to Poo Poo Point.
What does Willie Nelson grow in his garden.

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Who hasn't whacked it?
No prize, only punishment.
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Rick and Dick in the morning.
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What weird stuff do you do with Kool Whip.

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It's hard to do things with something that big.
This too shall pass.
In West Virginia there is no need to social distance yourself from your sister.

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What's so complicated about Matt Hocking's bathroom?
Bowling goes on.
Cliff uses the word bloviate in a sentence.

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A tongue tazer.
I've got a big drill in my pants.
Does anyone want go to go the bathroom because they WANT to?

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Anything in a tube (is pretty exciting).
4 patties of animal.
Overdraft my checking account - buying toilet paper.

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Somewhere between monkey and gerbil.
Pepper spray - better than Axe.
The weirdest make-out place you'll ever be in.

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No one's listening - we just pretend they are.
Psychiatrist Barbie
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Internally panicked.
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Keep your fingers out of my glass.

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Little weird things.
Just know the knowledge.
Your daily delivery of hate.

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The future is now - if not sooner.
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The future is now. If not sooner.

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Go wet that thing down.
Behind on my haircuts.
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Black cowboy hats and private jets.
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I think I'll shampoo my hair.

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Cliff's love of Barry Manilow.
A dating ritual in Arkansas.
Standing anywhere holding a banana.

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Never trust a fart.
Bladder fermentation.
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Getting more action.
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Leather bras with pointy cups.

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Take a look at how big it is.
Guillotine - really bad for you.
What my face looks like with a snake in my pants.

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He knows how to birth babies.
Backwash your bottle.
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Make it a little bit bigger.
Go woof woof woof.
Bathroom malodor - established by a federal government standard.

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I would marry my proctologist.
Seeing a woodpecker.
Does anyone ever really schedule diarrhea?

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I'll take 2 cups.
Body slams for Jesus.
Drop a Roomba in your pants.

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Wearing a lot of stuff from the 70's.
Can you get me a date with your sister?
We got to talking about how hard it was.

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The Patron Saint of Epilepsy.
Dog poop on white bread sandwich.
The salami bouquet.

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Peeing on the sidewalk in Alabama.
I'll take famous authors for $1,000.
Things seem a lot faster now than they did last week.

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Looks good raw.
Their 'little blow-y thing.'
Stop smearing boogers on the wall.

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Name a rat.
I'm not taking a shower with Ron Rhodes.
Whip it out from underneath the table.

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A thong onsie.
A rather large amount of dog poop.
It's how far to El Paso?

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Cutting the cheese - when it's chunky.
The piece of tongue was recovered by police.
A groundhog omelet.

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Eaten by the nuclear waste.
A light stinker.
Satisfied with my hemorrhoid treatment.

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Living a life of crime in Alaska.
Being flagged for illegal use of hands.
The 81 year old wiener.

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It was mostly about eating fruit candy. And Cliff's tongue. Which as it turns out isn't all that exciting.

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Competitive cake eating.
You can't catch the Corona Virus from Corona beer.
Resting on the laurels of my tongue.

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Get it all in the mouth.
Too much blood in my caffeine system.
She wrote on a piece of cheese.

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Subsequent turds.
Her hits will live on forever.
We're gonna see which one of us get's it up first.

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Driving the Nut-Mobile.
Someone at the library is going to have to cut the cheese.
Testing the limits of liability insurance.

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Everyone likes a good poop joke.
Cliff, you're going to die.
Let's go with the word - stuff instead.

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A little hygiene on your nose.
Nuts go flying everywhere.
Harry, Weed and Cliff

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Failing to plan just means you have planned to fail.
Why am a miserable failure.
A nickname you don't want in prison.

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Red splotches.
Dolly Parton's Treasure Chest.
Sucking up to his boss.

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Just how ugly am I?
Sitting on a camel with a frozen hump.
You get to choose the armpit.

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Everyone smoking is going to be arrested.
Ratchet up the excitement.
Lois the Fibber

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Heavy on the herbs.
Disconnect his private parts from his body.
It took me 7 days to find the restroom.

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Things more boring than us.
That stuff around your mouth.
Don't mail poop.

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Pythons in their bathtub.

Thin walls.

Never going to be Mayor of Owensville.

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Dating a marijuana farmer.

Because of my armpit.

Walter and I are having a texting affair.

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A diaper for your left nostril.

That pull my finger trick.

Shoving a die in my armpit.

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The margarine for error.

Romance, Weed-Style.

Put my hair to sleep.

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Illinois - smoking it faster than it can be grown.

Explaining the Preparation H taste in your mouth.

Battery-powered long underwear.

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Pooped to his heart's content.

The wrong side of the quacks.

A bird expert.

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What's going on in Weed's genes.

Tailgating 101.

Urine trouble now.

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He's a heathen.

You got to go make moonshine.

And the top phrases of the entire year for 2019.

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Being in love with your cousin.

Before we get to the probing.

Things that look wonky.

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Bacon wrapped in lingerie.

Kinks in it.

My head's not a giant radiator.

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The hangover you get from not drinking.

I would be cool if I had a transgression.

Some beer I'd like to un-drink.

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Vince Vance and the Vigilantes.

Fart out their soul.

Sleeping through a fist fight.

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Mountain Dew Body Wash.

Weed puts his hands into something really bad.

One free toilet blockage.

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How you get lotion in your nose.

Where never to put any body parts.

Reindeer can't walk and pee at the same time.

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This thing is stiff.

Do angels eat?

The stomach flu gamble.

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Silent Night, Deadly Night (pull my finger).

A buffet dancing in your head.

Underwear tied to my finger.

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Rudolph is a stick-shift.

Port-a-Potti Man.

Major organs - removed with a shoehorn.

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Meat on your package.

Don't pee in the kitchen sink.

Santa beat the crap out of you.

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A vast numbness.

The power's in the berries.

Install the Poop App.

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A buck-toothed vampire.

The dog was chewing on matches.

The spitter was right there, in my pocket.

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Not fat at all.

A master cardboard licker.

Never, ever make this sound in the stall of a public restroom.

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Humanure.

A bow on the wiener.

The naughty Santa.

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Short Dude Day.

What happens in Newport Kentucky, stays in Newport Kentucky.

Weed is a genius.

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What would your log smell like?

A breeze down there.

75 percent edible.

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She has a poop ornament.

Catching a wiener in the buns.

I don't trust anyone with my beer.

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Here's a place we can bury you.

A Master's Degree in Poopology.

Not just for roadkill any more.

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We weigh in.

Elfie McElpherson visits.

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Making a toad pee.

That nasty rash.

The vacuum of space.

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We make an exciting announcement about a celebrity who will be visiting our studio next week!

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Eating a candle.

Clown Car Sauna.

A busload of marijuana.

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Synthetic Frogs.

A horseradish pop-tart.

Blunderbuss.

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Free reign on possum.

My left nostril has issues.

Rub suntan lotion on your snowman.

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Saint Nuggets.

Don't jerk and drive.

Congratulations, you're #2.

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Native American Dysentery.

Interest in soiled toilets.

Loved her like a rock.

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Measuring men.

Racoon casserole.

Meth, we're on it.

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Who's getting to first base?

Public toilet paper dispensers.

Plenty of other things to keep your interest.

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Giving out advice on lotion.

Grade A mistletoe.

Turkey flavored Pringles.

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Food doesn't scare me.

If you rub it right there you'll get the desired result.

The Flab-O-Meter.

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An extended cussing streak.

The Call of Doody.

What are - the 5 W's?

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A live chicken sitting on his shoulder.

The Number 2 Tavern.

Missed his own phrase.

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Dam safety.

Hot, sweaty, and mad.

Don't stroke the rooster.

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The Foot Thing.

Asteroid insurance.

Olivia Newton John's pants.

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Boo.

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You can put moonshine in your coffee.

Never, ever eat raw meat; while using the bathroom.

Cow farts, a-plenty.

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Operation Skidmark now in effect.

It makes my feet clap.

Totally naked - crash helmet.

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Ball boys.

A U-Haul full of wine.

3 tons of dog poop.

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Warnings of eternal damnation.

Never too late to worry.

The "Number Two Man."

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Presenting your package.

A wide range of bodily functions.

Spend the day squirting someone.

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Getting Cialis for your birthday.

Like a magic act when I disrobe.

You'll marry your sister.

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Why my pants felt funny.

No licking - you gotta bite it.

Pretty stabby.

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It's the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast for 10/17

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A professional hide and seeker.

Dot my dip out.

Seen on a muffler.

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Random Chemicals - thrown together.

Touch the fuzz.

You could get a splinter in your backside.

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A three month reign of creepiness.

You can only bite 80 times a day.

He thinks you need Jesus.

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Manboobs.

The River City Rocker.

We suck pretty hard here.

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More than just pee in their tea.

Leprosy Island.

You're a wussy.

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We stop talking and get to the farts.

Marry their sister.

A story where a dude whips it out.

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An orphan in a rubber suit.

Matt Kolb in a dress.

Lost an election because of onions.

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You should give this a listen.

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Chomping on a cheeseburger.

The Hung Road.

Working up a sweat - just from watching YouTube.

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8 insect parts.

One good reason to become a vegetarian.

Breaking up with low humidity.

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Like kissing your aunt - and she slips you the tongue.

Isn't that enough?

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40 seconds too long.

Is there anything more traumatic than running out of toilet paper?

When something gross seeps in to your shoe.

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Weed and Cliff today:

Kicked her for the first time.

Fry for the error.

Make more money on grass than Willie.

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The Roman Fart War.

Deer leg nunchucks.

Chernobyl happened this morning.

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I've quit the squirts.

I set an alarm for munchies.

Shaking hands with a proctologist.

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Garlic meringue pie.

A small anchor embedded in our skull.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

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Uniforms to make us Radio Athletes!

My Mister Rogers Halloween Costume.

If it's got pants, we're going to talk about it.

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It would be awesome if the horse was drunk too.

Standing there, looking like a dumbass.

When his jar fell off we realized there was a problem.

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Eat 14 donuts.

It's cold and it's toothless.

Get the Puck out of here.

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Click and listen if you think you have the stomach for it.

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F starts with failure.

You call that excitement?

I'm gonna stop working and go drink whiskey.

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Don't jinx Jimmy Carter.

Tame oats.

Throat deep in Slim Whitman.

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It's hard to talk to someone who's licking their fingers.

Lucille's a donkey.

The cheese is already cut for you.

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Ignoring mysterious stains.

Pull a bat out of my grill.

It hurts as bad as breaking a bone.

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Things you need to hear.

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What do you with a cougar after you catch it?

Your stinky jockstrap.

Have an odor named after you.

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Drink from the toilet.

I could eat right to the bottom.

Gravy Wrestling Championship.

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A vending machine that distributes bacon.

Rooting for the depression.

Laugh-tose intolerant.

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Keep the balls off the stage.

Cow pie bingo.

Doctor Kraken, the Proctologist.

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The burning feeling in his butt.

Someone who can sit in judgement.

Pee on the tire of a bus for good luck.

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An emotional support giraffe.

The best way to avoid a good swatting.

Don't pee in my mashed potatoes.

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We get a plumbing award!!

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If it touches wood.

Listening to plants grow.

His friend came over to use the toilet.

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Today's Official Weed and Cliff Podcast contains:

That saying your favorite teacher had.

'Astronaughty'

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What do pageant queens do when they all get together?

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A bra for your pants.

Soaking in raw sewage (for three days).

Little kids, riding sheep.

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The cats take away our sanity.

Eating packets of ketchup.

We're going flying - and pack a barf bag and an extra diaper.

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The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast today includes:

Dead fish.

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Clover in your backside.

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Crusty Shorts.

A Cartoon Elvis.

You're safe from pregnancy.

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On today's Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

She removed an alligator from her pants.

When winners are losers.

Bacon for a lifetime.

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Or hear it, either.

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A giant con by Billy Ray Cyrus.

A 4-H project that got out of hand.

How pooping can kill you.

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Poop jokes.

A lengthy discussion for dirty sheets.

And more poop jokes.

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Underwear rental service.

How to make bad breath.

My teeth are missing.

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The cockroach milker.

A professional scapegoat.

Weed leaves early.

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On today's edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

Yank his drawers to the sky!

Breaking your nose.

and we go from cornflakes to enemas in a single bound!

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Today's Official Weed and Cliff Podcast includes:

An artificial tongue.

Peeing in an ice machine.

Something about knees.

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You forget where the bathroom is.

A guy who knows his tongue.

Binge drinking for retirees.

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On today's Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

Misheard song lyrics!

'There's a bathroom on the right.'

'Wearing my sex show.'

'400 children and a crop in the field.'

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On this edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

A bait diaper.

His back is pretty hairy.

A box containing 9 tarantulas.

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Today on the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

Pee-tatoes.

The Fabio of Feet.

Bags of dog poop

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Radioactive urine.

Filled with truth.

The jock strap was invented in 1874.

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Today's Official Weed and Cliff Podcast includes:

Proving you're an alien.

Driving away from church.

They all taste like chicken.

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On this edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

1,000 gallons of pancake syrup.

Somebody's been peeing there for a week and a half.

My right hand is still numb from last night.

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The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast today hits with a vengeance.

Today's fun includes:

A Metallica taste in your mouth.

A fresh supply of sweat.

While you're in a public restroom, touch as few things as possible.

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The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast for today:

I've never been so drunk I wanted to punch a horse.

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Frequent enemas.

The legality of smelling your wife.

There's a peacock on the loose.

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And we also celebrate the 50th anniversary of the first moon landing on this - Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.

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Aiming a crab invasion.

Buying beer from an 11 year old.

Better than the Wienermobile.

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That - and a giant, rabid chicken in Weed's yard - on the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.

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The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast - from a Turd Workd Country.

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We smoke bologna!

Trophies for animals.

If I had a job I wouldn't be here in the first place.

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Here's your beer - have a nice day!

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More fun than a scab collection.

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A booger in your ice cream.

Cooling off a chicken.

Going the full monty.

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Today's Official Weed and Cliff Podcast contains the phrase:

"Just because they don't stop to go to the bathroom doesn't mean they don't go to the bathroom."

Have fun making that mental image.

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Stinkwater - something you don't want to drink. Or eat something that's been soaking in it.

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How about if you 'whip it out at the cookout!'

The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast, that is....

Have a great 4th.

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This edition of The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast also wonders why - we don't all just get drunk in the morning.

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Take the test today about all things - Canada!

Also hear who's upper body is flaming and which is the wrong hole - on this edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.

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On this episode of The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

Your underwear has to be removed in pieces.

Just licking it.

And Cliff accidentally shocks himself!

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Today's classic edition of The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast has the following (and more):

Rubbing the lantern.

Touching my zapper.

Promenades and Do-si-does.

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And forgets to bring it in.

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It's like there's a fairy to deliver beer!

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Be sure and check out this edition of The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast for information about who's going to be visiting us later in the week!

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Welcome officially to the first day of summer!

This edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast contains all the fun stuff we said about - ice melting.

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Thanks to Michael from Fort Branch for violating the FCC regulations when he was on the phone with us today.

His uncensored phrase, and all the other stuff on this edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.

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Here's the latest edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.

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That and more on this edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.

Including the - 'boy scout camp with a bar.'

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We battled through myriad technical difficulties to complete this latest edition of The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.

Things not even the Great Weedini could fix...

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On this Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

How to name your baby?

A one punch fight.

The truly dangerous lives all left-handed people live (including Cliff).

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Including details about the Bob Newhart Battle Royale.

A trip to the bowling alley.

What happens when you're too lazy to clean up after yourself.

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The Weed and Cliff Podcast is now posted for 6/11. Technical issues, of course.

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If you listen to this all the way through :)

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On today's Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

Weed angers Alabama, opera singers, and Cliff goes after The Great Weedweenie.

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What happens when you answer correctly, but you were supposed to give the wrong answer?

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Did you know it's 'Potty Training Awareness Month?'

You'll know all about it after you listen to today's Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.

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On this edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

"Bohemian Crapsody"

Who's bladder is - the alarm clock of their body.

An endless stream of drunken hydration.

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On this, exciting edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

Add Vodka.

The Devil's Flatulence.

Squirrels that can shave.

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In this edition:

We find out how big a worm someone is fishing with,

A listener tells us what he thinks Cliff's life is like,

and that silly 'Take it to the Bank' segment does something it has never done before.

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Here's today's Official Weed and Cliff Podcast for May 29th:

Including that part where Cliff accurately guesses what the "P" stands for...

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Just one of the things you'll find out today - on the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.

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On this edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

Weed gets it up about halfway.

Astronauts aren't the old guys to pee in their suits.

How we'd get the unique flavor of - Weed and Cliff Wine.

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Things you'll learn on today's Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

What not to do with an air compressor.

The perfectly wrong way to conceal your identity.

The name of that bell.

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On this edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

You'll feel the force of my mom's hands around my neck.

A talking bottle of Jack Daniels.

And, the Greatest Love of All.

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It's what happens when you're going down hill - and the brakes are out.

Today's fun includes:

Mixing martinis in a rain gauge.

Remembering whether or not you got a colonoscopy.

Have your seen our nibblings?

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On today's episode - Weed tells us about student loan debt, when you go to school at the DJ Academy, Cliff talks 'Mansmells' and a listener brings it all out for her wedding anniversary.

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Including that thing about the denim speedo....

Sorry about that.

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So full of Fake Flavor, you'll never know we're actually tasteless.

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This stuff is so good - even Weed's professor at the DJ Academy will be proud.

If you listen, you'll experience the same satisfaction you get when you trim your fingernails.

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Way too many things to list today, but here's a few:

Naked basketball - a whole new meaning to dribbling.

A big, massive hat.

Eyebrows.

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It's the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast for Monday, May 13th.

Have fun :)

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And that is:

What do Cliff and Mozart have in common?

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Today's fun on the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast includes:

Freestyle Scratching.

A bigger dauber.

"The camel poop had to be eaten warm and fresh."

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What's it like to be Weed?

Think of what it must feel like to be, "Chased away by girls with cooties."

That and more on today's Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.

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In honor of it being National Honesty Day the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast celebrates all things true.

Like the professor who says aliens are breeding with humans.

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For your listening enjoyment - today's Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.

(In this episode Cliff covers the Take It To The Bank segment)

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Please enjoy these and many other exciting topics on today's Official, Weed and Cliff Podcast:

A pissing contest.

Paul Viton, dropping his drawers.

How long a hug is too long?

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The Officials Weed and Cliff Podcast today has the following fun and games:

"Grandma's gonna get arrested."

"A toxic gas cloud." (Cliff's favorite, for obvious reasons)

The proper etiquette after you stab someone.

Getting an ax to the crotch.

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Today we may have lost some of our marbles, but this edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast marks the first time that we actually bled for this program.

Well, Weed did. Cliff tries to steer clear when Weed is doing dumb stuff.

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Some of the basic features installed on today's version of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

A Squirting Flower - good name for a rock band.

When your colon talks to you.

How many Americans iron their underwear.

Enjoy :)

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All the stuff we said today - on the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast.

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The Officials Weed and Cliff Podcast today contains:

The Japanese word for poop.

What is the official amphibian of Pennsylvania?

What's the stuff inside a Magic 8 Ball smell like?

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The Official Weed and Cliff Podcast for April 18th.

Topics include:

Where all has Willie Nelson been arrested.

How much is Billy Ray Cyrus worth - at auction.

What's a good medicine for running at high altitude (the answer will surprise you).

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Some of the things you will hear of this edition of the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

When we can expect a video of Matt Hocking picking his nose.

It was the worst name for a subdivision in America, until they changed it.

And that "unexpected solidified ingredient" is not something you'd want to find in a cookie.

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Today on the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast:

An appendectomy - on my kitchen table.

What is a crescent wrench?

A tribute to Weed.

And as an added bonus: What important role will the Magic 8 Ball play in your life tomorrow?

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The official Weed and Cliff podcast.

You too will be glad Weed's pants stay up during the show.

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Today's Weed and Cliff Podcast - more than just algebra with two dummies.

Listen and then ponder the question:

Have you ever cried in the shower?

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The shirt hits the fan.

How to get free swim diapers.

A good moose-licking.

Is that propane in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

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The Weed and Cliff Podcast today has some of your favorites!

Including - how many ways can you cut the cheese? What's the best day to get gas? And an impossible math problem.

(HINT) - that algebra story problem you have to solve to win Grand Ole Opry tickets is contained - in this podcast!!

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Things you'll hear in the following minutes of delicious podcast goodness:

Why there's a sudden need for 'little monkey yoga pants.'
A way to create the artwork of your life.
Why we ceremonially slammed the lid.

And as an added bonus - breaking the annoying wind.

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On today's Weed and Cliff Podcast you'll hear.

All about a giant roll of toilet paper.
A superhero named, "The Urinator!"
A Polka rock band named, "Sausage Metal."

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About music. about country music, about goats, about cereal.

We learn it all.

The Weed and Cliff Podcast - have fun with us.

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Today on the Official Weed and Cliff Podcast you'll here that awkward conversation. You'll also hear about chafing in a sensitive area, tackling a pelican, and a pickle sandwich.

Enjoy the listen and think about that 'Support This Podcast' button.

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Featured on today's Weed and Cliff Podcast:

They sell alcohol at Disneyland?

What happens when Weed gets a lazy eye?

Listen to how Weed got pranked for April Fools' Day.

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What's the most boring thing to watch on TV?

What happened to all those massage parlor owners?

Why today is a good day to not be around people with archery gear?

That and more on today's Weed and Cliff Podcast.

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Answers to these and other burning questions answered today:

What kind of bourbon is distilled with beard hair from a hippie?

What is Ronco Purgatory?

Where does a guy wearing nothing but a thong keep his ID?

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Here's everything we said today (including the Phrase That Pays if you missed that)

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Today's podcast includes exciting entertainment like:

Why won't Weed touch a frog?

Would you dress my mannequin?

Where can you get 'fake urine'?

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And the thing that makes him most nervous. More than anything else. It's not what you might think.

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Today's Weed and Cliff Podcast includes:

Making sure all the holes are filled.

The perfect time to eat an apple.

An entire conversation constructed of Meatloaf song titles.

Thanks for listening!!

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That and many more things you need to know are in today's Weed and Cliff Podcast.

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Things you will hear on today's podcast:

A man from Nantucket.

Musings on National Poetry Day.

How to go to the bathroom in federal prison.

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Today's podcast has one repeating theme: Weed being weird about chickens.

Give it a listen :)

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Have fun listening!

You learn many interesting and exciting facts.

Just kidding.

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Or as known on our show - just another Monday.

Thanks for listening!

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Today's Weed and Cliff Podcast features a description of what one of our listeners did to the really cool coasters.

Also you can hear Cliff say BOOGER a lot!

Enjoy,

Weed and Cliff

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That, and other burning questions answered on today's Weed and Cliff Podcast.

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Find out why that's OK, and hear lots more stuff on today's Weed and Cliff Podcast.

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That and other fine things were said today (3/11/19)

Give the Weed and Cliff podcast a listen to day.

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What should they rename the Big 8 Conference to?

Why does Penny want to see Reba?

What is the surface area of a cat?

3/8/19

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If you missed the story - give a listen to today's podcast:

3/6/19

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At 55 MPH.

And complaining about all the other drivers, going to fast.

Today's Weed and Cliff Podcast:

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Here's the podcast for March 4th.

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Even that thing about putting your hand in the hole.

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You may have one where you work. There's definitely one here - someone who hates you.

Listen to the podcast for 2/26 to find out more

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The podcast for February 25th.

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What would that actually sound like?

We answer that any many other burning questions during this podcast.

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Today's podcast features the story about how Listener Billy ran a chain saw in his knee.

And as an added bonus - the dude who pulled his hamstring going to the bathroom.

Listen up...

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Give it a listen.

We discuss typhus and dog poop. An unbeatable combination.

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Find out why you might want to do that, and other things on today's Weed and Cliff Podcast.

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The Weed and Cliff Podcast - weekend edition.

This is the stuff we said on Valentine's Day.

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Today being February 15th, 2019.

Listen and you'll have the knowledge about farts being recorded on the Richter Scale.

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Everything we said today - June 13th, 2019.

Oh and go to out website to see what's up over there.

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Today's red-hot action includes - where do you put the key to start the horse, what not to do with your children, and what happens when it's summer on Uranus.

February 12th, 2019

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Listen to all the stuff we said on 2/11/19 - on this podcast.

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And it's this phone call that we got today.

The Weed and Cliff Podcast for February 8th.

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Including that part about how Weed eats French Fries.

The Weed and Cliff podcast for February 6th.

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On today's episode we uncover one of the 11 Original Herbs and Spices, talk about cutting the cheese, and find a Die Hard criminal.

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Including that part about Weed tinkering with his Love Machine.

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Even that part about Weed's nose hair.

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Including the "Smell This" story. You know you want to hear it - so click!

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What we said today may have been the grossest phrase for 2019, and there was some listener chatter too - and you know how you all are.

Click the link and give it a listen.

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Here's today's podcast with all the stuff we said - including the amount of money you can make by selling your poop.

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Including Weed's amazing plan to make us, "Field Sobriety Test Dummies."

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And - we ponder the question - has Willie and Dolly ever smoked a joint together?

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And - we test drive the Love Machine!

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Even 'Songs In the Key of Death'.

Yep - said that too...

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Including all about the propane heated toilet seat.

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Even that story about drinking wine from a Pringles can...

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And here it all is. Feel free to listen to it in its entirety.

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Everything we said on January 9th.

Including the answer to the question, "How big are Weed's nostrils?"

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And that's the way it is...

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A dude brings a gift for Weed to the studio.

And it was lacy...

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This episode contains basically everything that we said on the radio today.

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Weed and Cliff discuss the classic game played in PE Class - Dodgeball.

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Weed and Cliff play Two Truths and a Lie with the Mayor and the Police Chief:

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You might not agree with it, but Cliff said it. And he stands behind it.

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And as usual, everything he says is – not quite correct.

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Cliff’s ‘Throwdown’ pays tribute to those who paid the ultimate sacrifice.

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