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Between Shows at the Fancy, Jethal relaxes.
-From his backs, he removes an enchanted, elaborately carved halfling pipe, which appears to be already lit. He puts it to his lips, the embers glow as he draws in the smoke, and releases. Spicing the air with a faint scent of the mystical herb, Jumjum-
Dance Macabre [MP3 Download]
Cover by Jethal
Originally by Ghost
https://jethal.com/download/covers/Dance-Macabre.mp3You’ll soon be hearing the chime
Close to midnight
If I could turn back the time
I’d make all rightHow could it end like this?
There’s a sting in the way you kiss me
Something within your eyes
Said it could be the last time
‘Fore it’s overJust wanna be
Wanna bewitch you in the moonlight
Just wanna be
I wanna bewitch you all nightIt keeps on giving me chills
But I know now
I feel the closer we get
To the last bowI don’t wanna end like this (Cataclysm)
But the sting in the way you kiss me (Armageddon)
Something within your eyes
Said it could be the last time
‘Fore it’s overJust wanna be
Wanna bewitch you in the moonlight
Just wanna be
I wanna bewitch you all nightJust wanna be
I wanna bewitch you one last time with me tonight
Just wanna be
I wanna bewitch you all nightJust wanna be
Wanna bewitch you in the moonlight
Just wanna be
Wanna bewitch you all nightust wanna be
Wanna bewitch you in the moonlight
Just wanna be
I wanna bewitch you all nightAll right
Woah, woah, woah, woah
Angel of the Morning [MP3 Download]
Cover of the song by Juice Newton (1981)
https://jethal.com/download/covers/Angel-of-the-Morning.mp3Lyrics:
There’ll be no strings to bind your hands
Not if my love can’t bind your heart
There’s no need to take a stand
For it was I who chose to start
I see no need to take me home
I’m old enough to face the dawn
Just call me angel of the morning, angel
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby
Just call me angel of the morning, angel
Then slowly turn away from me
Maybe the sun’s light will be dim
And it won’t matter anyhow
If morning’s echo says we’ve sinned
Well, it was what I wanted now
And if we’re victims of the night
I won’t be blinded by the light
Just call me angel of the morning, angel
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby
Just call me angel of the morning, angel
Then slowly turn away
I won’t beg you to stay with me
Through the tears
Of the day
Of the years
Baby
Just call me angel of the morning, angel
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby
Just call me angel of the morning, angel
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, darling
Just call me angel of the morning, angel
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, darling
Heal Me Baby, One More Time (2024)
*updated 3/19/2024 in the style of Jack Black
[MP3 Download Here]
https://jethal.com/download/game/Heal-Me-Baby-One-More-Time-2024.mp3Seeing how the original song has become popular again with the cover by Jack Black, Elquin thought it would be ok for me to remake my version.
Heal me Baby, One more Time – as sung to (Hit me baby) One more time – by Britney Spears.
Tells the story, of a group of adventurers traveling from zone to zone, trying to find a nice place to hunt. But every thing keeps going wrong…
Lyrics:
oh heal me – heal me
oh heal me – heal me
Out hunting Goblins
Couldn’t have seem to go
Perfect all the time now
Now we’re out numbered
I shouldn’t have caught Agro….
And now we’re in it deep ya
The Ranger’s dead
Got hit on the head
The Warrior’s next
Holy Crap they broke his neck
lets start runnin
This Goblin Scout, is killing me (and my)
My mana pool is depleating (please heal me)
Just wait a sec, we may do fine (sounds like a line)
But Heal me, baby, one more time!
Hunting in Zek
Lookin for Deathfist gold….
But we’re having the worst luck, ya
Picked up this Tank
And he doesnt seem to know….
An Orc from his elbow
(oh man) He didn’t wait
For mana to regenerate
So much for Tonights Tank
He’s gettin his Ogre butt spanked
(ah crap) Here they come now!
This Vallon Grunt, is killing me (and my)
My mana pool is depleating (please heal me)
Just wait a sec, we may do fine (sounds like a line)
But Heal me, baby, one more time!
oh heal me – heal me
oh heal me – heal me
Oh here it comes
Flaming bats and Owl Bears
Oh just keep running
We’ll lose them, I see some stairs..
The skeletons now, are beating us down
Half our groups Looooost
Don’t you stop, we can make it here
Just keep up with me
and soon you’ll seeeeeee (oh damn)
Heal me baby one more time!
This Patchwork Man, is killing me (and my)
My mana pool is depleating (please heal me)
Just wait a sec, we may do fine (sounds like a line)
But Heal me, baby, one more time!
I’m trying my best, but now I must rest
Just give me some tiiiime
And please don’t go wandring off
Oh crap wait what’s that
What’s attacking this time?
Heal me baby one more time!
This Night
Full Vocal and Instrumental Cover of the song by “Black Lab”
[MP3 Download]
https://jethal.com/download/covers/This-Night.mp3There are things I have done
There’s a place I have gone
There’s a beast And I let it run
Now it’s running… My way
There are things, I regret
To can’t forgive You can’t forget
There’s a gift That you sent
You sent it… My way
So take this night
Wrap it around me like a sheet
I know I’m not forgiven
But I need a place to sleep
So take this night
And lay me down on the street
I know I’m not forgiven
But I hope that I’ll be given
Some peace
There’s a game That I play
There are rules I had to break
There’s mistakes That I made
But I made them My way
So take this night
Wrap it around me like a sheet
I know I’m not forgiven
But I need a place to sleep
So take this night
And lay me down on the street
I know I’m not forgiven
But I hope that I’ll be given
Some peace
Some peace
Some peace
New Cover: Old Souls
Written by Paul Williams, for the Phantom of the Paradise
[MP3 Download]
Please help me welcome Aurora to the Jethal Art Gallery. She’s a shy and sweet Fae girl with a love of nature and books.
https://jethal.com/download/covers/Queen-of-Hearts.mp3Queen of Hearts– Cover of the song by Juice Newton (1981)[MP3 Download Here]Midnight, and I’m a-waitin’ on the twelve-oh-five
Hopin’ it’ll take me just a little farther down the line
Moonlight, you’re just a heartache in disguise
Won’t you keep my heart from breakin’
If it’s only for a very short time?Playin’ with the Queen of Hearts
Knowin’ it ain’t really smart
The Joker ain’t the only fool
Who’ll do anythin’ for you
Layin’ out another lie
Thinkin’ ’bout a life of crime
‘Cause that’s what I’ll have to do
To keep me away from youHoney, you know it makes you mad
Why is everybody tellin’ everybody what you have done?Baby, I know it makes you sad
But when they’re handin’ out the heartaches
You know you got to have you somePlayin’ with the Queen of Hearts
Knowin’ it ain’t really smart
The Joker ain’t the only fool
Who’ll do anythin’ for you
Layin’ out another lie
Thinkin’ ’bout a life of crime
‘Cause that’s what I’ll have to do
To keep me away from youLovers, I know you’ve had a few
But hide your heart beneath the covers
And tell ’em they’re the only oneAnd others, they know just what I’m goin’ through
And it’s a-hard to be a lover
When you say you’re only in it for funPlayin’ with the Queen of Hearts
Knowin’ it ain’t really smart
The Joker ain’t the only fool
Who’ll do anythin’ for youPlayin’ with the Queen of Hearts
And knowin’ it ain’t really smart
The Joker ain’t the only fool
Who’ll do anythin’ for you
Layin’ out another lie
Thinkin’ ’bout a life of crime
‘Cause that’s what I’ll have to do
To keep me away from youPlayin’ with the Queen of HeartsPlayin’ with the Queen of HeartsPlayin’ with the Queen of HeartsPlayin’ with the Queen of Hearts
I Can’t stay in Qeynos Anymore
– sung to “I can’t fight this feeling anymore” by REO Speedwagon
https://jethal.com/download/game/I-cant-stay-in-qeynos-anymore.mp3[MP3 Download]
Oh, I’ve packed my bags. Now it’s time to wander
I’ve paid my tab, and left a little note
I’ve got my eyes fixed on the horizon
Don’t know where I’m going, but it’s time to go
Who knows where my path will lead me
I’ll pay my dues, cause life extracts a cost
Who knows who’ll meet, and who’ll greet me
Though I have no destination, Know in time that I’m not lost
The sun and clouds above me
Guide my way on winding roads
The moon and stars shine for me
On the paths on which I roam
My journey wont end until I can find a place called home
I can’t stay in Qeynos anymore
Seems like I’ve done it all before.
I’ve rid the lands of Minotaurs
Battled the minions of Mistmoore
Unfettered..
I’ve read all the Signature and Lore
There has to be so much more
So i’ll walk from shore to shore
Wave goodbye to the Claymore
I can’t stay in Qeynos anymore..
I can’t look back, I need to look for tomorrow
City lights glow around the bend
The fear of starting new, can bring shadows
And you know They all say you can’t go home again..
The sun and clouds above me
Guide my way on winding roads
The moon and stars shine for me
On the paths on which I roam
My journey wont end until I can find a place called home
I can’t stay in Qeynos anymore
Seems like I’ve done it all before.
I’ve rid the lands of Minotaurs
Battled the minions of Mistmoore
Unfettered..
I’ve read all the Signature and Lore
But there just has to be more
So i’ll walk from shore to shore
Wave goodbye to the Claymore
I can’t stay in Qeynos anymore..
Share Tweet 23 ViewsI wanna kill an Owlbear, so freakin bad.. (MP3 Download Here)
– Parody of “Billionaire” by Travie McCoy
The story of a low level adventurer who wants to make a name for himself by killing an owlbear, even if he has to lie about it.
http://jethal.com/download/game/owlbear.mp3I wanna kill an Owl Bear, so freakin bad..
Get the gold and girls I wish I had..
At the tavern, they’ll shake my hand Oh what a scene
Maybe get a medal from the Queen
On my mantle i’ll mount my prize
a story made of small white lies..
My fame will spread
I’ll be known world wide
oh, I swear.. I’ll be beyond compare
When i kill that Owlbear..
spoken
Yeah, Now that it is o-vah
I can look and so far
The battle wasn’t so hard
but hardly worthy of a star
I think it was a cub, or maybe just a scrub
This wont help my Rep
but I put money on a bet
The guys in town are waiting
Their graiting got me baiting
Their teasing was degrading
My skills in stitching
Baking in a kitchen
But their words got me itchin
And to stop all their bitchin
I boasted ’bout my skills
but it’s gonna get me killed
I lied for my pride, so now i ride
They chastise the weak hand I delt
i’ll Go to the Next town
and buy a larger Pelt
Integrity i’ve compromised
but when I look into their eyes
they needed a hero,
who am i – to deny
I swear, it was me against the world
When I killed that Owlbear
Let’s go..
Now I’ve set the bar, I’m the precident
Story told once again
Captain of the guard, askin my advice again
Girls around the world lament for my lie misrepresents
The real scene – Owlbears are real mean
I’d die if the real me, shown up to expose me
it turned to chase me, chased up upside a tall tree
tried to hide in the pine, must have lost my mind
what was i thinkin – got cake i should be bakin
girls wont look, not at a novice cook
So i’ll write it in a book, liberties I took
The facts’ll be jaded, slight exagerated..
it’ll be a Monster, i’m tired of lookin like a jester..
I wanna kill an Owl Bear, so freakin bad..
Get the gold and girls I wish I had..
At the tavern, they’ll shake my hand Oh what a scene
Maybe get a medal from the Queen
My story will increase it’s size
The girls will all swoon wide eyed
Took’m single handed
Was the fight of my life, I swear
Using my bare hands
When I killed that Owlbear..
Share Tweet 11 ViewsOne Night Stand, cover of the song by David Cassidy [MP3 Download Here]
http://jethal.com/download/covers/One-Night-Stand-2023.mp3Every night – a different town – I sing my song
I dance and sing – pack my things and move along
A pretty face, another place I never get to know
A one night stand, another show
My guitar – clubs and bars – call my name
No time to think, just smiles and winks – the price of fame
If I could do what I want to, I’d stay and never go
A one night stand is all I know
I wish that I could be two people
Instead of bein’ on my own
I wish that I could be two people
And then I’d never be alone
Autographs, tears and laughs.. the things we’ve done..
The parting sighs and midnight cries, echo our fun..
Goodbye, hello – I’ve got to go! – I hope you understand
A one night man is all I am
A one night stand, a one night man!
514 ViewsSince the early 2000’s, we’ve been creating 3d artwork. I’ve been using Poser and DAZ3d for years, self-taught. It started with the “Fayberry Muffins” Gallery,...
967 Views Love is Blue – sung by Jethal Silverwing Cover of the song by Andy Williams (1968) (mp3 download) http://jethal.com/download/covers/Love-is-Blue.mp3 Blue, blue, my world is...
1,930 ViewsA new song for 2022 Stop Looting While I’m Dead (MP3 Download) – Sung to “I’ll be mellow when I’m dead” by Weird Al http://jethal.com/download/game/Stop-Looting-While-Im-Dead.mp3...
1,469 ViewsDue to concerns from some of the new casual visitors to this site, I have ensured that all NSFW (nude) Content is locked away behind...
0 ViewsFor the first time in over 10 years, I have added to Jethal’s official backstory, you can read it here…
1,267 ViewsI Want Shinies, by Jethal Silverwing – As sung to “I Want Candy” by Bow Wow Wow (MP3 Download) http://jethal.com/download/game/I-Want-Shinies.mp3 I know I halfling...
2,599 Views In Memorial – Marjorie Curry; known in EverQuest 2 as Alexsandra, Aajia, Allyanna, and Catelynn. Passed away 6/23/21. Our heart breaks with our loss....
6 ViewsDicken’s classic tale of Ebenezer Scrooge and three Christmas Ghosts that change is perception on life, as Narrated by Vincent Price
1,544 ViewsOne of my favorite songs by the late John Denver. Poems, Prayers and Promises… ~ Cover by Jethal Silverwing (MP3) http://jethal.com/download/covers/Poems-Prayers-and-Promises_2.mp3 I’ve been lately thinking...
1,920 Views Artemis Fowl, a young criminal prodigy, hunts down a secret society of fairies to find his missing father. I will preface this by stating...
A young genius accidentally invents a device that amplifies the paranormal activity within his family's house, possibly bringing back the spirits of loved ones, and unleashing things far worse.
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1,490 Views Well, now that my office is 99% completed.. this Covid 19 thing really slowed things down in some places.. I think it’s cool to share some images!
Now to explain some of the stuff, starting on the left.
Left Glass Riser
- Stapler
- Tape Dispenser
- Mini-Amp/Mixer: Computer line-in. LineOut 1 – Headphones. LineOut 2 – Speakers
- Ground Loop Isolator
- USB PC Volume/Mute nob (controls main volume)
- Jethal’s Mask – my followers will recognize that my character, Jethal always wears a mask.
- Behringer Minimix800 (mic preamp) with 2 90 degree adapters for the mic to go around the amp
Center Glass Riser
- USB mini fan
- WyzeCam 2.0, flashed to be a webcam
- Echo Show 5 (Alexa device)
- GoGroove 2.1 SonaVerse BSE Sound Bar (Left/Right/Sub)
Right Glass Riser
- MoKo Phone/Tablet Stand
- Crystal Mug used as pen holder (given to me by my brother, Mark)
- BackScratchah!!
- Portal Turret (usb powered, motion activated)
Back Wall Speaker Setup (using 2 Soundbars as R/L Speakers)
- From the Mini-Amp/Mixer…
- Left/Right Channel Separator – Splits the channels, Left/Right mono
- 3.5 Mono to Stereo Adapter (x2) – Splits the mono audio to duel channel for the
- 3.5 to RCA cable (x2) – which then goes to
- Insignia 2.0 Soundbar (x2)
Back Wall Posters – Custom made from my own 3d design, from left to right
- Jethal Silverwing
- The Swiftwind (Jethal’s EQ1 Epic 1.0 Sword)
- Endless Quiver
- Elquinjena Silverwing
Desktop Setup
- CubiCubi 47″ Computer Desk
- Single Monitor Mount
- Vaydeer 31″ RGB Deskpad
- Keyboard: E-Element Z-88
- Chrome Type-writer style keycaps
- Logitech m750 Trackball
- Microphone Boom
- Microphone – Radio Shack 33-3018 (old, i know, but it works)
- Headphones: Audio-Techica ATH-M20x
Monitor Setup
- Triple Monitor Mount (using only 2)
- Vizta v27cdh1 27″ Monitors (x3) – do not recommend
- Jethal’s Triple Monitor Wallpaper “Kelethin”
Computer
- Motherboard: ASUS ROG STRIX B450-F GAMING
- CPU: AMD Ryzen 7 2700X
- GPU: MSI GeForce RTX 2060
- RAM: G.SKILL TridentZ RGB Series 32GB 288-Pin DDR4
- PSU: RAIDMAX Scorpio series RX-735AP-S 735W
- SDD: SAMSUNG 860 EVO Series 2.5″ 500GB
- Case: APEX Vortex 3620 SGCC / ABS ATX Mid Tower
- Expansion Slot Exhaust Fan
- Multi-Purpose Self with Bins
