Sad Bois FC: Recent Episodes

Adnan Basic, John Carollo, RJ

Sad Bois FC was formed when three amateur/semi-pro soccer writers decided to join together and talk about how sad their favorite teams make them. Join Adnan, Jiggly, and RJ as they discuss the soccer that they care about. With a healthy mix of Premier League, MLS, and even J-League talk, this podcast is a free roam around the world of soccer.

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The Fire have won two games in a row. This is certainly a development. Also, Jiggly leaves in the middle of the episode to go get tacos.

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The Fire didn't play, barely anything happened. So Jiggly gets to read off a list of names while Adnan tries not to fall asleep!

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Look, things got weird this week. The Fire actually won a game and there's a Canadian team in the Stanley Cup Finals.

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This week, Alex Calabrese comes along to bring some joy into the Sad Bois episode. This was not taken very well, but that did mean a detailed discussion of Chelsea and the Fire's potential coaching changes.

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It is Monday. Klopas is still coach.

How?

With special guest, Nick.

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Adnan's back and the Fire lost to St. Louis, but Jiggly is somehow unbothered by it all.

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The Chicago Fire suck and Adnan abandoned us, but Joe Chatz is here this week to talk about gaming, beer, and how much worse things can get.

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It says a lot about a team when you've given up the most goals in the league, but your best player is your goalkeeper.

Adnan asked for Midwest Emo at some point, so we used "midwest emo on crack riff" by Yvette Young. Please don't yell at us.

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The Fire are funny again! And that also means they sucked so much that we need to talk about it in great detail. From Kellyn Acosta playing peekaboo, to needing to save Frank Klopas from himself, this episode has a lot going on.

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Joe Chatz is back to talk about the NFL Draft, Millwall, and what everyone should know about Fire II. Also, a very lengthy discussion about music.

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Adnan's out, so Tim is here to fill and for both him and a very distracted Jiggly. The Fire won a game and it means... almost nothing.

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The Fire were exactly who we thought they were, but we do have a special guest.

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In an effort to keep Jiggly from completely losing his mind this weekend, Adnan has decided to hop onto MLB The Show 24 with him as both struggle to both do a soccer podcast and understand the basic rules of baseball.

We here at Sad Bois do some weird stuff sometimes. And sometimes it's fun. And hopefully it's fun for you guys as well.

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We will be back next week, hopefully.

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No one has felt the passage of time except us.

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In a special guest episode with Nick back on to talk about the US Open Cup and Jerry Reinsdorf, Jiggly attempts to explain how he doesn't pay taxes and Adnan welcomes Ole back to Manchester United.

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The Bois attempt to figure out the format of how to talk about the Fire nowadays after the first game of the season. Because they actually played pretty well.

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This week, the Bois bring on Tim for his first time in a full studio. Some laughs about life are had, but ultimately the important things are discussed: MLS's refusal to play in the US Open Cup and a Chicago Fire season preview.

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You know how we were in midseason form last week? Oops. At least Spongebob won the Super Bowl.

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No hos, no jobs, can't lose. Sad Bois are back for a jovial and funky time.

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In the final episode of 2023, the Bois decide this is the perfect opportunity to just bully the Fire's newest acquisition. There still isn't a coach.

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The Chicago Fire have traded for a backup striker, yet somehow it is still an indictment on the Fire as a whole. Also, Tim's here.

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Jiggly had the stupid idea to have multiple guests on at once. So, we brought in Nick and Phil to talk about Klopas, wrestling, and whether or not cheesecake possesses magical soccer-playing properties.

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The J-League season is heading to an exciting finish, the NWSL Final itself was fun, but Jiggly still wants to complain about the Fire.

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After the episode, Adnan gave Jiggly a play-by-play for the end of a Spongebob episode where they canonically kill Squidward.

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Sad Bois welcomes Alex Calabrese into the call to provide lore and some ideas on how the Fire should approach the offseason.

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The Chicago Fire season is over and despite therapy, Jiggly's cries for help get even worse.

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This is the longest episode of Sad Bois. There's just so much. But it's all fun because we had on one of our friends from the press box, Joe Chatz. There was a lot of football talk, but also a lot more Red Stars than you may have originally thought there'd be.

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After a wonderfully human moment on Wednesday that showed the possible good in the Fire, we were immediately brought back down to Earth on Saturday with an unimaginably terrible night that showed off the bad. We try to keep things light, but there is some advice as to how to use your voice to fix what has happened.

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With Adnan out for a business trip in Vegas, Jiggly welcomes Tim back to the show as they prepare to watch a Chicago Fire game disguised as a Taylor Swift concert.

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"This episode is fun. I'm having a great time."

One hour later

"Adnan, I have actual tears in my eyes. This is so depressing."

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"I don't think I've ever heard Rhea Ripley's voice before and I think I'm okay not knowing."

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"I've Got Nothing Left, Jiggly"

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Man, when is football coming back?

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Jiggly wants someone to break Messi's ankle, apparently. Also, this is still a soccer podcast, despite all the football and video game reviews.

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This week we get into somehow the most depressing World Cup win of all time and how the Fire have no identity as a soccer club anymore.

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"That was enjoyable."

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The Fire lost, but it didn't matter. The USWNT lost, but it will likely not matter. The Bois lost their minds and I guess that should matter.

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Back for a limited appearance, it's RJ! And the Fire are still somehow winning, even when they lose. And the USWNT keep losing, despite being undefeated.

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Fire didn't play, Red Stars lost again, and the World Cup is going about as expected.

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Jiggly has magic powers and Adnan is still losing his mind.

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Once the Fire play a team that cares, they're gonna get found out.

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A 4th of July special where the Bois spend most of their time talking about things that are not the Fire.

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The cycle continues until we all die.

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This week Jiggly tries to hide his disappointment with everything and Adnan finally asks: "Whose side are you on?!"

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Soccer sucks, let's talk about Spongebob.

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"I'm the Joker, baby!"

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Adnan returns and things instantly fall off the rails again as Jiggly realizes just how many teams are in the TST 7v7 tournament. Also, the Red Stars get plot armor for a game and the Fire do the things that the Fire does.

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In probably the calmest Sad Bois ever, Tim from MIR97 steps in to pinch hit for a missing Adnan. There's a way too long discussion about hockey and Korean soccer players.

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A couple of unemployed Bois talk about Luton Town, the NHL Playoffs, and how maybe Fire fans should just have fun.

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Life is constantly happening. Some very big life events happening around here like getting a new job, graduating from college, and being fired from coaching the Fire. The Sad Bois are joined by the unofficial fourth member Nick to discuss such events, as well as League Two's stacked season next year.

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Sad Bois are back. Good times are had. But only on the podcast. Outside of the podcast is a harsh world in which we have to actually watch the Chicago Fire and not just pretend like they exist only in some sort of simulation. Free me.

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Sometimes people and things are problematic and maybe you should feel bad about it. Also, the Fire won again and maybe we should just embrace the absurdity of life.

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"Hold up, let me ramble about nothing here."

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Adnan's started Ramadan, Jiggly started Spring Break, and the Fire won a game!

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Seriously, what else do you guys want from him?

Also, Mourinho is massive.

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Adnan and Jiggly are tired today. Which is understandable after an absolute street-fight for the Fire in Philly. In other news, we still have not located Andres Iniesta.

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The Chicago Fire are back, Iniesta hangs out with some pandas, and Adnan is playing FIFA again.

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In the strangest preview of the Chicago Fire season that you will listen to, Jiggly recounts his trials at the kickoff luncheon and Adnan vows to make a player cry this season. Also other news about Klinsmann and the French (two different stories).

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This week, Sad Bois celebrate Paczki Day by previewing the MLS season while Jiggly stuffs his face. Has Toronto done enough to fix their defense, is San Jose actually cooking anything, and has the power in the league shifted over to the East? All these questions and more.

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The Chicago Fire are doing so little this offseason that the Bois decide to spend their time discussing the Super Bowl, video games, and what horrible things the Canadian Soccer Federation are doing to the Women's National Team.

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"I feel like we're letting everyone down."

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This week Adnan learns about the Italian legal system, Jiggly learns about Korean soccer, and the Fire learn nothing.

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This is the week where all of our memes come true! Arsenal are winning the league, Joe Burrow might be going to another Super Bowl, and Fullkrug scored a goal despite Bremen not playing this weekend.

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In our return to the airwaves in 2023, the Bois have brought back Chairman Nick to yell about Berhalter on Adnan's behalf. Meanwhile, Jiggly complains about the Fire's refusal to be a professional soccer team.

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It's the end of the year. We're all tired despite having done nothing all day. But Messi won, so that's neat.

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More World Cup stuff! Adnan is happy for the Muslim lads and Jiggly despises the French.

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The World Cup continues as Adnan gushes over Niclas Füllkrug and Jiggly finally gets to have some of his dad's rye whiskey.

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Today's been rough.

Krychowiak knows what he did.

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With the World Cup on the horizon, it's time to take a look at what's in store. Jiggly has some cooky wacky hot takes, Adnan hates most of the teams, and RJ is back to talk about how much he hates Axel Witsel.

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With absolutely no prep work, the Bois pump out an episode as Jiggly downs half a bottle of Fireball.

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Between recording the episode and posting it, the news about former Fire coach Veljko Paunovic dropped and it is the only thing I can think about. I'm sorry. He can't keep getting away with this.

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We are tired all the time now. Is this what being an adult is?!

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This week is mostly Fire as Jiggly uses the 25th Anniversary party as a framing device to give a very loose season recap. Also, Adnan regrets not being able to fight all of the players he wants to fight. All this alongside special guest: The Brimstone Cup.

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If Gaston Gimenez looked like me, he would never see the pitch.

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Adnan stops playing FIFA for just long enough to talk to Jiggly about the Nations League and hear about how totally normal the NWSL is.

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We can't use copyrighted music, but just imagine "Gas, Gas, Gas" playing in the background the entire time.

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"Obviously, if I was hot, I'd be posting thirst traps"

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This week, the Bois get excited about the return of NFL Football, discuss the tragedy that is Vissel Kobe, and generally get annoyed about how blind the Fire seem to be. Also, some strange red cards are mentioned.

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We already declared the Fire dead a month ago, but I guess everyone else is getting around to it now. Also, Leicester fell off.

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If you're a Fire fan, you can have fun watching everyone else.

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This week, the Bois finally feel comfortable as they once again get to complain about everything.

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I only wish to be happy.

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Someday Jiggly will find people.

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Adnan is now an accredited journalist, which means that this podcast will no longer be toxic. We are very wholesome bois. Just kidding, we've still got things to say about everything.

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Jiggly creates a fake soccer team to convince Adnan to talk about the Fire. Also, he brought a big ol chart to talk about how the Fire are actually, statistically, the worst that they've ever been.

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We're all trying our best here.

Anyway, Jiggly talks about Nietzsche and Adnan complains about Man U.

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Things get existential when the bois discuss how the Fire can suck so consistently.

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One day, someone will listen to me...

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For full clarity: This episode was recorded on the afternoon of June 13th. In the span of just 20 minutes, a massive storm kicked up and then immediately attacked Adnan as the Bois discussed the Fire. But before that, we talk about World Cup Qualifying, some Nations League fun, and whether or not the New York Jets will play a game on Tuesday this season.

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This has to be the messiest episode we've ever done, but it's also the shortest episode we've made in a while. Enjoy a tired Adnan, pained Jiggly, less than 10 minutes of RJ, and our special guest who's honestly just the fourth member at this point. 

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As the European season ends, the Bois are now faced with the existential horror that is the Summer of Fire. RJ returns to give theory on why the Fire can't do anything right and Adnan goes off on fan reactions.

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This week, the Sad Bois are actually sad in general and the Chicago Fire make it worse. But, some vibes happen in the rest of the world and that's kind of a vibe.

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It's Jiggly's birthday today, the day this airs. So this week the bois obviously go on weird tangents about traveling and obscure NHL goalies before digging into how stupid the Fire are for their roster spending habits and sheer inability to be normal.

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This week, the Sad Bois welcome their second guess, Nick Mann. The Chairman of the Chicago Independent Supporters Association joins the show to not only help the bois rant about Detroit and the Fire, but also prove that we actually have fans.

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Another inside joke is born as the Bois discuss a rather strange Fire game and also the NFL Draft, because there are no rules around here.

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The Bois are all back together AGAIN! And this time they talk about Everton's impending relegation, what Messi's next move should be, and just how much we've discovered about this Chicago Fire team.

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When you write a description, Anchor asks: "What else do your listeners want to know?"

And I think you all already know.

The Fire lost to Omaha.

Welcome to an all-Fire episode.

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In one of the shortest episodes in a long time, the Bois discuss the World Cup draw, Fire II's first home game, and Wrestlemania?

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This episode, we talk about Zidane's legacy, one of the biggest industries in Japan according to Jiggly, and some bittersweet Fire news. Also, Adnan goes to the club?

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This week, the Bois discuss random dumb facts that they know, reference a bunch of things that have nothing to do with soccer, and also talk about some soccer.

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This week, the Bois decide to trash everyone and everything they see, including Ronaldo, Gaston Gimenez, and the birds outside Jiggly's window.

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Content Warning: We talk about a couple tragedies that occurred in the world of soccer this week including Katie Meyer and Queretaro.

But outside of that sad stuff, the Bois get into the A-League, the restart of the WE League season, and why Adnan should come to games instead of staying home to watch them.

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There's quite a few people that the Bois dislike; but if there's one thing they can agree on, it's their love of Wyatt Omsberg and chaotically long episodes. This week they discuss the Carabao Cup, the surprise WE League cup final, and of course, the Chicago Fire's scoreless draw.

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All the bois are back to vibe, talk about the upcoming MLS season, and make fun of Jiggly's height.

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Before listening to this podcast, I'm gonna need you to go out and just have a full day. Long commute, tough work or school day, and then another long commute back home. Be physically, mentally, and possibly emotionally exhausted. Then, listen to this podcast. It will be the funniest thing you've ever heard.

This week, the Bois talk about NFL Europe, the new CONCACAF W Championship, and the Fire's chances in the Eastern Conference next year.

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Maybe recording early in the morning isn't such a great idea. The Bois are fairly unimpressed with the potential of the Fire signing Shaqiri and Adnan really wants to talk about how down bad Manchester United are. Also, there's a J-League season preview in there somewhere.

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CW: We talk about the Mason Greenwood situation

This week the Bois are a bit off, as usual. And they talk about the NFL for too long, as usual. And then they talk about how bad the Fire are, as usual. Classic episode, amirite?

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This week, the Bois talk about an excellent weekend of NFL football and a less than stellar week of soccer, including a boring Man United team, a pending NWSLPA strike, and just the Chicago Fire as a whole.

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This week, the Chicago Fire are bad again. Not much else other than that. Adnan had a nice Pop-Tart and the Fire are bad.

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Jiggly and Adnan are back and they're already dropping classics. This week they spend way too long talking about the NFL, their thoughts on the certain commentators, and why Eden Hazard is totally gonna play for the Chicago Fire.

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The Bois are all back together one last time in 2021 to talk about the past week in soccer as well as reflecting on a second year doing this podcast.

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After a catastrophic technical failure kept them from recording last week, the Bois brave through a few more minor ones as they discuss the European tournament draws, the NWSL's general nonsense, and the Fire's failures make Adnan's day.

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The Bois are back down to just two as they discuss the Fire's and Man Utd's new coaches, the Red Stars' situation, and how Adnan almost died today.

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RJ is back with the Bois to discuss Adnan's Big Dub, the Red Stars' bravery in the NWSL Final, and try to dissect the Fire's roster going into the 2021-22 offseason.

Note: This episode was recorded at about 2PM on Monday. Just so you know for some of the contents within that were almost instantly out-dated. Mainly about the Red Stars.

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Adnan falls more and more in love with JEF United as Jiggly continues to dish out the weirdest predictions in both the MLS Playoffs and World Cup Qualifying. But both agree that the NWSL Playoffs are certainly a vibe.

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Time gets away from you sometimes. This week, the Bois go in depth on the Fire's Big Cut, Detroit's Big Move, and who am I kidding they spent a solid 20 minutes ripping apart the Kansas City Current logo.

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This week, the Bois realize that hiring Tony Meola as head coach is probably the best thing the Fire can do. Meola > Ole.

(This week's title and description were brought to you by Adnan)

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The Sad Bois are distraught to find out that there's more Chicago Fire games this season. Only Ole's impending sacking can calm us. Or the Bengals dominating the AFC.

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The Bois have some very serious conversations about the Newcastle takeover, the Chicago Red Stars, and the future of NISA. But then our lord and savior Elliot Collier gets mentioned and things go off the rails from there.

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This week, the Bois discuss JEF United's exciting first point of the season, some unexpected podcast listeners, and how bad the kicking was in the NFL this week.

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The new look Sad Bois return with lots of confusion. What are the Fire going to do with their coaching vacancy? What is even going on in the NWSL? And can Jiggly figure out what the UEFA Conference League is called?

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The Sad Bois as we know them are changing, but before that they need to talk about the Champions League, the Washington Spirit, and whether they actually pay attention to anything they do anymore.

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All the Bois are finally back for an episode about how Sad they are. About the USWNT, the Chicago Fire, the Chicago House. Everything is disappointing except for JEF United.

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Adnan is back and both he and Jiggly talk about a lot of things that make no sense, but are perfectly reasonable topics for this podcast. Things like the Women's Empowerment League, which of our dads can survive a season as an NFL special teams returner, and how soul-crushing it is to have a real job.

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It's just Jiggly and RJ this week to discuss the Messi Situation, Detroit City FC, and how Elliot Collier actually is the most important player on the Chicago Fire.

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This week the Bois discuss weird Olympics stuff, Iniesta vs Xavi, and checked in on what old Fire players have been up to.

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This week Adnan gets back into the 2. Bundesliga, Jiggly watched women's boxing, and RJ has thoughts about the PBS.

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Once again, the Sad Bois are without adult supervision. That means Cincinnati Bengals talk, Olympic previews, and Adnan's review of Space Jam. Also, the Fire lost big and the Red Stars have officially signed Own Goal.

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This week, the Sad Bois discuss the various Finals in international tournaments, what MLS team vibes best with Messi, and Adnan tries to figure out what mysterious thing is awaiting him in Kankakee.

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The Sad Bois discuss the narrative developing in the Euros, the new Women's Empowerment League kits, and what any of waves hand this means for the Chicago Fire.

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The Sad Bois discuss the opening knockout rounds of the Euros and Copa, as well as the apparent downfall of the Chicago Red Stars and Robert Beric's public support.

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RJ's back and wants the Fire to move to Stoke. Meanwhile Jiggly keeps trying and failing to indoctrinate Adnan into the Chaos Faction.

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As the Euros and the Copa kick off, Jiggly teaches Adnan an old Polish proverb and Adnan complains about penalties.

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It's just another mess of an episode. Jiggly's tired, Adnan's distracted, and RJ's got a lot of questions. Also, you see that dumb US v Mexico game?

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The adult leaves the room once again and once again Jiggly tries talking about a sport other than soccer and Adnan defends Djordje's pettiness.

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Jiggly once again struggles to talk coherently about European soccer, RJ actually watches the J-League, and Adnan bullies Jiggly.

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In the Sad Bois' first guest episode, Drew Conner tells us all about Chicago House, playing in the Czech Republic, and what Arjen Robben thinks is "cool."

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Following a rather disappointing week from Chicago soccer, Adnan is befuddled by the Bundesliga and Jiggly almost gets RJ into a weeb fight.

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With RJ still on the Injured Reserve, Jiggly struggles to understand simple math concepts while also introducing xG into the Sad Bois' analysis and Adnan attempts to carry the entire show himself.

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The Sad Bois discuss the history of Barnsley, Adnan's struggles at choosing good teams to cheer for, and coming to terms with the fate of the Chicago Fire.

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Adnan and Jiggly are left to their own devices in an episode mostly about how weird La Liga's been and why the Fire make everyone mad.

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In a very disheveled episode, the Sad Bois try to make sense of what has just happened this past week in Europe, as well as discuss the Chicago Fire's home opener. But mostly Europe.

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Jiggly recounts the strange happenings of the NWSL, Adnan laments how far FC Tokyo has fallen, and RJ is still weirdly optimistic about the Chicago Fire's chances to start the season.

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This week Jiggly gets befuddled by bald American goalkeepers, Adnan provides some women's soccer news, and comes out as anti-Jordan Morris.

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In the longest episode of Sad Bois yet, the lads discuss Japan's new professional women's league, Ireland's weird manager, and try to decide on how to properly describe Newcastle. Truly just a lot happening here.

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The Sad Bois return from yet another off-week to discuss the Chicago Fire's recent preseason match, Erling Haaland's place in the world, and for some strange reason, Andy Dalton.

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The Premier League seems to be settling down just as the Bundesliga starts to heat up. The J-League season's begun and MLS teams are releasing their new jerseys for the 2021 season. Also, the Sad Bois just wanna talk about King Kazu for a bit.

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Chicago NISA has finally announced their name, Jiggly took a walk, and we want to talk to Robbie Earnshaw's mom. This week's episode of Sad Bois is a weird one, but they're all weird, aren't they?

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The Sad Bois are tired and confused as they discuss... Honestly there's no coherent plot to discuss, but they do discuss it. For at least 40-something minutes.

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The Sad Bois have decided to make it known: Sports should not have fans. And Jiggly shouldn't be trusted to remember anything. That and some Premier League talk fill this episode of Sad Bois FC.

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Adnan and Jiggly have been left alone with any of RJ's adult supervision and must now fend for themselves as they discuss the possible cancellation of the Tokyo Olympics, the resignation of Nelson Rodriguez, and why Jiggly thinks Alyse LaHue should replace him.

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This week the Sad Bois talk about how disappointed they are in Celtic, discuss the Chicago NISA team's final naming vote, and realize that Jiggly still can't speak French.

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The Sad Bois are back from their winter break! Adnan still hates Ole, Jiggly is still complaining about money, and RJ takes a stand against the biggest fraud around. Already in mid-season form around here.

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The Sad Bois take another break and return with some exciting discussions on Barcelona's decline, MLS Playoff hijinks, and what to name the new Chicago NISA team (Hint: It's in the title).

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The Sad Bois give a quick update on world soccer before they jump into an in-depth discussion on what went wrong for the Chicago Fire this season and what things they need to improve on going into the next.

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After a week off due to circumstances, the Sad Bois are back with more content. RJ is concerned about the NWSL Expansion team, Jiggly is sad about the Yuki trade, and Adnan still hates Norway.

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Despite there being plenty of soccer this week, the Sad Bois find very little to actually discuss this episode. Adnan is annoyed by the Bosnian national team, RJ has some Premier League news, and Jiggly seems much more concerned with the new FIFA than he is with the Fire.

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This week the Sad Bois discuss the merits of being a mascot, why Timo Werner should play in MLS, and how Ben Olsen is just too handsome to fire. 

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The Sad Bois attempt to discuss Torres' vendetta against Adnan, Higuain attempting to fight three guys at once, and the Chicago Fire's inexplicable winning "streak"; but really they just talk about Eric Dier running off the pitch in the middle of a game to use the bathroom.

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More Sad Bois content and more sadness! RJ hates Fernando Torres, Adnan realizes that the Red Stars actually deliver on their promises, and Jiggly somehow finds a way to compare Daniel Sturridge to Michael Jordan.

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The Sad Bois walk into this episode horribly underprepared, but still manage to bring you all the soccer news you need to know about this week. Like Shonan Bellmare's win, Savannah McCaskill's red card, and how much Adnan still hates Orlando (and Sky Blue FC for some reason).

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Jiggly has finally gone outside! In other news, the Chicago Fire continue to be depressing, the Chicago Red Stars are starting back up pretty soon, and the Sad Bois discuss how "The" MLS is a meme.

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This week, the Sad Bois truly live up to their name. After a long discussion on the women's game in Europe, an increasingly confusing MLS season, and how to get Jiggly out of the house, the Bois finally go into the Fire's underlying issues at length.

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When the Chicago Fire win, the Sad Bois get very confused. Chris Brady starts for Madison, Messi is on the move, and Adnan still hates Sky Blue FC for some reason.

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The Sad Bois are missing two very important members of the team, but fill at least one of the roles with a french recording bot. Discussions about Messi's next move, that weird Lavelle trade, and Ben Olsen follow in an episode that should've never made it this far.

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The Sad Bois are bringing you some fun learning this week as they discuss life in Alaska, the sports climate in India, and also they talk about soccer, which is what the podcast is supposed to be about.

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The Sad Bois once again lose the plot for an entire episode, with discussions about goalkeeping, the J-League, and Jiggly's recent "purchase" of a "local" soccer team.

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In a crushing week for Chicago soccer, the Sad Bois discuss the Chicago Fire's collapse in the Mickey Mouse Cup and the Chicago Red Stars disappointing loss in the NWSL Challenge Cup Final. Meanwhile, we all remain concerned over Jiggly's refusal to leave his room.

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The Fire record their first loss of the tournament and obviously everything has gone wrong. Meanwhile the Red Stars continue to float their way through the NWSL Challenge Cup. All of this while Jiggly's brain slowly melts over the course of the episode.

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The Chicago Fire are finally back and there's much to talk about with their first win of the year that is 2020. Jiggly wants to discuss body slamming defenders, RJ reminds everyone of what streaming anime was before the days of Crunchyroll, and Adnan still hates the country of Norway.

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The Sad Bois attempt to give their opinions on a game that probably won't happen. Meanwhile, Jiggly trashes La Liga again, Adnan approves of the NWSL Playground, and RJ gives everyone a history lesson.

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With Liverpool handily winning the Premier League, the Sad Bois focus their attention on the return of American soccer in the form of the NWSL Challenge Cup. Also, they get easily distracted by loud noises for the second week in a row.

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The Sad Bois are back with hot takes about the greatest Argentine footballer, the NWSL Challenge Cup situation, and various loud background noises. Soccer shouldn't be back, but it is and we're gonna keep covering it as it happens.

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The Sad Bois return from a week where so little happened that they couldn't even make an episode. But now with the return of La Liga, the Premier League, and MLS, we are back again! Just in time for Jiggly to talk about Pete's Fresh Market and Adnan to mix up his ducks.

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In a time of massive turmoil, the Sad Bois begin the podcast with conversations about Jesse Marsch, the NWSL Challenge Cup, and the possible MLS Lockout; but in the end we talk about what is truly important right now: the fact that Black Lives Matter.

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In an editing experiment that will never happen again, the Sad Bois spent too much time talking before the show than during the show, so we've added some fun in-between clips from that pre-show conversation. Join us as we discuss Der Klassiker, the Ponzi Scheme that is MLS, and Columbia College?

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When describing a descent into madness, you expect chaos. Instead, the Sad Bois, who have clearly lost their minds, calmly discuss the K-League, the Bundesliga, and why soccer shouldn't come back in America or England.

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It's quarantine. There's finals for at least two of the hosts. This is just a whole mess, but of all the podcasts that the Sad Bois have produced, this is certainly one.

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The Sad Bois are still trying to keep the faith as they record yet another podcast with very little new information. RJ talks about the time he went to Hawaii, Jiggly dishes out cool facts about Gumby, and we all love Newcastle United.

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The Sad Bois have lost the plot. There is no time. There is no soccer. There is no plan. We are all criminals.

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As the Sad Bois continue their trot through the vast desert of the sports world, this episode is less about soccer and more about what each of the guys have on their mind at the moment. We find that RJ is a criminal, Adnan is willing to fight on a moment's notice, and Jiggly is still a bald fraud.

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Although the world is still at a stand still, the Sad Bois continue to provide you all with some #content! This episode, the lads make fun of Naperville, become newly minter BSK Borča fans for life, and discover that Jiggly was a bald fraud all along.

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With the world of soccer essentially halted, the Sad Bois begin their descent into madness. In an episode that talks about Ronaldinho's prison tournament, the insanity of life at the moment, and other nonsensical topics, there's still room for a serious conversation about the USSF's recent comments. Join us as we begin the march towards nowhere.

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This week the Sad Bois don't just talk about the Chicago Fire's last game, but also get into a lengthy discussion about COVID-19 (The "Coronavirus") and Peter Wilt (separately). Even among the sruprisingly serious moments of discussion, Adnan still has time to prove how bald Pep Guardiola really is and RJ proves that Robert Beric and Adam Buksa are both related and have something to do with the Bermuda Triangle.

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The 2020 MLS Season has begun and the Sad Bois have some thoughts about the Chicago Fire's first game. Jiggly's found a new friend, RJ teaches everyone how to wash their hands, and Adnan realizes that his Nan isn't actually on the bench. With some extra talk about the Red Stars' schedule, Liverpool's loss to Watford, and Jozef Martinez's injury, there's plenty of #content this week!

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With the 2020 MLS season incoming, the Sad Bois spend most of their time trying to discuss recent signings and their outlook on the coming Chicago Fire season. Other topics include the many talents of Yuki Nagasato, analysis of our own credentials, and why Reddit probably hates us.

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The Sad Bois are back at it again! In the middle of their discussion on the start of the J-League, Manchester City's potential relegation, and the Chicago Fire preseason, they still find time to discuss lowering property values and the fact that Jiggly refuses to pay a single dollar for a video game.

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Due to scheduling issues, this episode is a little late, but it's so much more than that. This week was both the most controlled and most off-the-rails episode so far. Truly a defining episode. RJ talks about his weekends shopping with Romelu Lukaku, Adnan dances with Elliot Collier, and Jiggly sits on a train for three hours. All of that while providing analysis on MLS and the Chicago Fire.

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The Sad Bois try to put together something after a fairly boring week in the soccer world. Jiggly drops some inside information as Adnan continues his quest to have the whole world show up at his door one day.

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The wheels are already coming off the bus. Luckily for the Sad Bois, it's been a pretty slow week. This time around they talk about the FA Cup, the Bobby Shuttleworth signing, and discover a new enemy in their temperamental recording software (known as "Craig").

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The Sad Bois take a bit of an off week from true analysis and focus on the really important things. Things like Adnan's theory of what makes a good coach, RJ's search for ice cream nachos, and Jiggly overcompensating for the way he pronounces "gif." Don't worry, there's still plenty of Premier League, NWSL, and Chicago Fire talk throughout.

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Orson Wells voice AHHHHHH, The French! With a large amount of Chicago Fire news this past week, the Sad Bois dig into the concept of the MLS SuperDraft, the imminent Beric signing, and the rumor culture surrounding the club's supporter base. Make sure to stay tuned for our first giveaway!

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This week the Sad Bois discuss the recent rumors around the Chicago Fire becoming Manchester United's retirement home, the Chicago Red Stars' trade for Kealia Ohai, and what Kennedy Igboananike's been up to.

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In the pilot episode, the Sad Bois try to lay out a general idea of what to expect. Hot takes are thrown around as they discuss the Premier League at Boxing Day and Adnan makes his decision on who to support in the J-League. Not to mention plenty of Chicago Fire talk!