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Join two barely known career sluts Zack Signore and Gabby Bryan for an unabashed look at the world through their eyes. Recorded at a day-spa, these two are admittedly "not like other girls". Listen to them absolutely GUSH about everything from BOYS to red wine SANGRIA. Is this a podcast? Or simply just a sleep over? The answer is buried in an underground castle beneath a runway somewhere in Milan.
We are back for the geriatric episode of 80! Post-pandemic summer is crazy and honestly we feel fucking psychotic coo coo crazy nutzoid forever girl. There are parties to be had, there are galas to be planned, the night light in New York is exploding and we honestly feel tired. Life is a party and anal sex is the cocktail hour. Enjoy!
Zack and Gabby are both energetic while also dragging their dusty bones on the floor. The world is topsy turvy now that we are vaxxed the absolute hell up. Join us as we update you on our experiences with guys, men and even fellas.
Hello whores. It’s been a moment and time since we delivered you a fresh smoking hot ep of Unabashed Podcast. Gabby was being a national working girl and Zack was left at home. We are pumped and even jazzed to be back because we have so much to talk about. Hocus pixie, French films, being a nasty little sub and even a dom sometimes and most importantly... whatever happened to BRANDI?????
Wow, here we are at episode 77. Old as shit! Gabby and Zack are now officially fully vaxxed and ready to be whores on blast across this great nation. All 7 seas. Gabby is about to go on a work trip full of sexual possibilities and Zack has the whole place to himself to sex it up on every surface and location in our apartment. What will happen? Looks like you’ll just have to keep listening to find out!!!
This episode Gabby and Zack actually come to terms with the fact that we are WAY too messy with what we say on the pod. See, we think this podcast is like a personal journal, like the ones with pink fur and a digital security code... turns out anyone can simply click and listen... okaaaaay AWKWARD!
Hi hello and even how are you, bitch!!!! We are back after a short respite because Gabby went to Miami, unabashed. Putting those antibodies to work, freelance of course. On this week's episode we catch up and we catch up BIG time. We talk who we're crushing on, which as you know... it's always a mystery. We also get to the bottom of big time business (Zack's potential STI).
Okay listen here you little slugs. Gab and Zack are doms now. Not sexual doms but the kind that call you “a dirty little slug” and demand $100 dollars. We talk late stage quar, selling foot pictures for money to mystery men online, and whether or not we should just move to a cute little farm and live off fruit preserves. Lots to unpack today. Strap in and strap on because you know... we are doms now
First, let us apologize for skipping a week. It was Zack's birthday and we ate so many cupcakes we felt sick for days. It was definitely the cupcakes NOT the binge drinking. We hope everyone had a great Zack's Birthday, a national holiday, and we are back back back again.
This week we drink one beet juice and get fucking wasted on it for some reason. We scream scream scream about a bunch of different stuff that we don't remember because like we mentioned, we were blacked out on beet juice.
Hello our little kittens!!!!!!!! This week we chat about how Armie Hammer is 100% a cannibal and how we are 100% cannibals for that BODY. We've been cosplaying as a straight couple to keep our spirits high and honey... it's working. Listen up and listen NOW.
Happy new ass year!!!!! Zack and Gabby are super super excited to announce that YES we will continue to supply you with this weekly episodic narrative that also acts as our personal audio diary. Once again... it's embarrassing when people listen to this and it DOES get us in trouble! Strap in and strap on because we are going OFFFFFFFFF this year!
This week we are in a sexy little studio, chatting all things 69 sex whore slutty skank vibes. We are international and even national and even local whores and we love love love to tell you all the raunchy details. Happy Whoreadays!
On this week's episode we literally cannot remember what we even talked about. Okay VIBEEYYYYYYYYYY! Forgetting is the new remembering in a way that is chic and even designer. Throw out your Chanel. Throw our your Gucci wa wa. Purchase a big honkin' case of amnesia and HIT the runway my girl!
Our podcast is art. It's been in all the museums. When we speak it's considered an "exhibit". To prove it, Gabby's daughter will be named "Avant-Garde Jessica Bryan". We get to one singular segment this week because our weekly update is incredibly extensive, so if you're here for the DRAMA then this episode is for you! Also, we are gonna open a gym called "Whore Body". But that's beside the point.
Romance is in the air and so is a dangerous infectious disease! This week we are getting ready for second quarantine and LOVING it. We're excited because we love it. Learn all the tips and tricks and even coping mechanisms for staying home... again! We'll be your covid officers this time around, thank you so much MA'AM.
Digital whores? Digital sluts? Call us what you want because Biden won! In this episode Gabby literally has corona virus after accidentally having sex with two republicans! These two girls tune in from their separate but equal quarantines to catch up, zoom style. We are ultimately happy because... democracy won and so did gays and girls around the country!!!!!!!!!!!
This week we go off to hell. From guys at our local coffee shop sending us ass hole pictures to wanting to get railed by the sandman, this episode is a four course meal! Bon Appetit!
Have you ever had a meeting? Like a BIG meeting? A meeting, huge. This meeting you simply crush it. Simple as that. Like everyone laughing and working so hard? Done by 11:30AM sharp. You're suddenly in a cafe in a European country with your friend and you look at each other and say lets just.... regroup for a sec". That's this ep.
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Every young actor is simply buzzing for a chance to... break into the industry. Headshots, auditions and your name in lights. Anyone who’s anyone is looking for their big break! Their 15 minutes in the limelight! Look no further because we have some Unabashed tips for you. Join critically acclaimed actors Gabby and Zack as they talk about their experiences in ...the BIZ baby.
Get ready to hear two world famous high profile models... off the record. Yeah, we are dishing about anything and everything fashion, glitz, glam, and life on the road! Oh the stories we have and the international roster of men we’ve slain.
On this crucial and even necessary episode, we talk about how we both did Acid this weekend. Our trips were positively opposite and that is an absolute vibe. We are call Miss Mary Mack a crack whore and then explain why and HOW we think this is true. Gab fest supreme as always!
On this episode, Zack and Gabby create each others perfect heavens after they die of unfortunate and sexy circumstances. They also talk about boobs as always. They are going through something!!!!
This week we have decided to continue being quarantined and loving it. We talk mostly about our weddings and how ultimately lush and elegant this will be. We talk about Diamonds vs. The World. We talk about being in Paris for just a simple "day trip". But finally and foremost, we talk about how love is love is love is love and even love.
Gather round girls and gehls, it’s our 56th ep and we couldn’t be happier. We are iconically sick with sinus infections during the covid 19 pandemic so we are isolating and giving you goooooood vibes and unabashedly great content!
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Yes Zack and Gabby are back in a big way! Forget quarantine forget Covid only focus on our hot voices and vibes. We have Nika Lomazzo as our FIRST GUEST in 6 months! Wow to think we’d be here. She is gonna help us break it down and get all around. Btw we are in Vermont and lovingggg it!!!! twitter & instagram: @nikalomazzo
Strap on your tiny chrome body suit. Cinch it to the gods, and teleport your way to the Space Milan where obviously Gabby and Zack have been hand picked to be the featured models in this year's intergalactic runway representing Earth. Set your phasers to gay and live the fantasy.
This episode is one GIANT "What Are You Serving"!!! Dinner is served in space this week, so put on your best.
Listen up girls, season 2 of Unabashed Podcast has unabashedly dropped. We are excited to give you another helping of us being absolutely ourselves nonstop forever and always. We know you've missed us and baby, we missed you. Sit back, put on a smokey eye, a cat eye, then a gloss, and get ready for even more girly energy than ever before
Chapter 4, here we aour. In this hour we find out that Edward can wipe his dick out so fast it's inhuman... what is he?... vampire.
We are two big fish in a big pond talkin' big fish in the biggest pond (the ocean) and yes that means a giant fucking mermaid hunny!!!!! We mostly talk about other stuff though honestly.
On this episode we talk about double homicide suicide, calling colonial vaginas "muffs" and committing double homicide suicide. Picture this: you find us dead dressed as dolls grasping tea cups with our cold lifeless hands. lol!
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Chapter 2 gets juicy!!!!!!!!!! Edward is back from being pissed at Bella but this time his eye look different. She smells her strawberry ass hair and is still confused.
Just a little reminder that this IS a lifestyle podcast. Think GOOP, flip it on it's head, turn it inside out, lay it on it's side, put it in the oven at 350, take it out, let it cool, say it backwards.. WE! ARE! POOG!
Join us for unabashedly breakfast time as we eat waffles this entire ep and are loving it! We talk many things, mostly quar and sex and a weather woman in 1962 with a drinking problem who is goooooing through a divorce. Don't forget that you're a 10 and to wear a tight shirt and loose pants to seem cool and relaxed.
On the premiere episode of Tween Bookclub Sleepover, we sink our teeth into the first chapter of our favorite novella ever written, TWILIGHT! We believe Bella is bitch and Edward might (is) gay!!!! Let us blow you Emmett!!!!!
Honey, we have gone absolutely crazy. Bouncing off the walls. We are stuck inside for now one calendar month and we have forgotten how to DEAL. Listen to our voices to remember what it’s like to have friends besides the ones you made up in your head. Check it out!
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Corona didn’t get us yet. We are still pumping out gorgeous episodes every week. We talk about our headspace after being in quarantine for 2 weeks. Gabby is thrown into a pandemic relationship with a man of all things. Zack is forced to watch it all unravel. Who has it worse?
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So this ep was recorded right before shit hit the fan and we all had to quarantine ourselves. Luckily we talk about the greatest plagues in history and how they compare, topical right? Hope you all are having so much fun in self isolation, may our sweet girly voices soothe you.
You’d never know by just looking at her, but Gabby is a single mother. One wee little boy born from a tryst with a foreign diplomat. That little boy would in fact be Zack and he is a mamas boy. Gabby is dating a new boy and the real question is... can he handle dating a single mother who also has a career?
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If there’s one thing we are sure about, here at Unabashed Podcast, it’s that horoscopes are real. We are dissecting all of our Little Rock’s and all our little quirks. Get to know us EVEN more on this very special ep. Also we both god laid and we talk a LOT about that too
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This week we are joined by our favorite girl, Kevin Shotwell! Little do our listeners know... there is a lost ep of Unabashed Podcast recorded in August in a barn. Kevin was our guest and we were so drunk. Gabby spilt her red wine 5 times and Zack interrupted everyone. It was on all accounts... unreleasable. So we are sooooo happy to have Kevi back on and he is a perfect little angel baby gurrrrllllll
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Thanks to the miracles of modern medicine, We now have a child. The process easy, we both just spit into a bottle of rosè, shook it up, and shattered it against the wall. Inside the bottle was our newborn daughter, Doordashia.
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This week we are joined by girly girl supreme Grace Dougherty. This ep starts off with Gabby and Zack in a fight and Grace acts as our mediator as we display our personal drama to anyone who will listen. She knows the dish about all things astrology and we go IN.
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This week we have the hot and smart host of @howcumpodcast Remy Kassimir! She teaches us a little more on what it means to orgasm and the does in fact mean talking about Robert Pattinson and his journey. Not only does she act as our sexual spirit guide she also debunks some of the biggest myths about woman and their vaginas! Check it out!
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This week we are joined by psycho hilarious comic Lili Michelle! She’s constantly getting mistaken for Lea Michele and we just can’t get enough of that. She missed work to be here today and that really means a lot because doing this pod pays absolutely zero dollars
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Imagine a very different world. One unlike our own. One where Zack is straight and Gabby is from the Midwest. Scary, we know. Well we reached through the other realm and we plucked the bizarro versions of us straight from their world, they are named Kelsey Ann Wacker and Nate Simpson. The twist? They are DATING! Tune in for everything corn maze in this tipsy turvy ep!
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Just your two favorite little freaks. This week we talk everything royal and everything Markle. With Meghan leaving the royal family it raises important questions like “is there a spot of us???” Sit back and put on your best tiara and go on and shatter generational oppression!
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Starting out the 2020’s with the same brand of 2010’s you’ve come to love. A brand new year brings brand new crushes and you little girls are gonna get to know your two darling hosts a little better! Absolutely!
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Calling all girly girls! Gather your covens and call your senators because this week we are getting unabashedly obsessed with our nation! In this scary time we need all the magic your ancient bloodline. Our headmistress Lizzie Stewart helps us navigate everything suffragette. Lol this was recorded before we knew WW3 was about to break out lol
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Get ready for some chit chat, girls. Zack and Gabby are dishing about the hottest men in HISTORY. We’ve done our research in a BIG gorgeous library in Paris and surveyed every single man from the first cave dwelling hunk to timothee chalamet.
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From all the folks here at Unabashed Podcast, we’d like to wish you a very absolutely merry fantastic Christmas. Remember if you catch a hunk under a mistletoe he has to propose on the spot! We don’t make the rules that’s just SCIENCE!
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A guest? Absolutely! Tim Dougherty kick flips onto the pod to talk all things being a boy whilst also being a girly girl. We talk acting we talk improv and most importantly we talk SKATEBOARDING. Everyone knows that if you Ollie, we will blow you. If you can kick flip, we are actually legally married. Tim gives us the inside scoop on all things skate culture and that’s the definition of porn!!!
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Just our two little lovelies Zack the Snack and Gabby Girl! You better believe we are serving you the same kind of action you’ve come to love. Gabby is flawless. Zack is 100% himself on blast. Draw yourself a bath, pour yourself another drink, call over you ex, and get ready for the episode of all episodes
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Come one come all and listen us meet the wonderful Shannon Coffey. Yes we are literally meeting them for the first time and we could NOT be more addicted. Shannon jumped in and taught us about CRYSTALS and we went ahead and taught them about shotgunning four lokos so it was a perfect trade.
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Gabby and Zack seldom meet someone who is equally as psycho as them and this Italian Stallion takes the cake. He can sing like a baby angel and sling jokes like a spicy Italian dreamboat! Check him out before we send his cute ass to JAIL
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An ambassador for all straight men, Sherm Jacobs came to our studio in hopes of a peace treaty. We refused until he opened his gorgeous mouth and revealed that str8 men can be empathetic and also kind? Random, we know. This prince is riding in on a white horse but flip the script? He’s riding side saddle and thats called being an ally!!
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On this week’s ep we talk about sports and by sports we mean our brand new roster of crushes!!! Sometimes you gotta wipe your list clean and hook up with some rookies who may or may not make it to the major league (your butthole). This week we start off sleepy and end sleepy which always leaves you, our bats, with some sort of reserved yet entirely manic energy that we simply live and die for. Join us join us join us you girls! -- Our Social: @quackwacko @gabbyisbryan
Prepare for Trouble
Make it Double
To Protect the world from devastation
To unite all people within our nation
To denounce the evils of truth and love
To extend our reach to the stars above
Jessie
James
Team Rocket blast off at the speed of light
Surrender now our prepare to fight
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MEOWTH DIED OMG WE HAD TO PUT HIM DOWN AHHHH
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This is Unabashedly Halloween. We have gathered a gaggle of the sluttiest witches to DISH about curses, horiffic hook ups, and living spookily. We have swamp witch Savannah DesOrmeaux, and the siren of New Jersey, Stef Dag. Costumes are mandatory and IUD’s are optional. Join us for the scariest hour of your fucking lives.
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On our inaugural 21st episode we need to say that this ep is a PSA to all men with accents, all men with motorcycles, all men with phds and lastly all men who could be described as “beach bums”. Just your two favorite girls this week
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After being away from each other for what critics are calling “not that long at all” Zack and Gabby reunite in a very special episode of Unabashed Podcast. We are jumping straight in with STORIES and listen to us describe our absolute DREAM chateaus!
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Passed down from generation to generation, grandma’s cookbook has got a recipe for just about anything. We are making our dreams come true from scratch and we are whisking up one of the best new eps you can hope for. And yes... you can lick the spoon.
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Laura Galindo joins us gals and we are holding nothing back! After bewitching us since the moment we met her, you’d better believe we had to pry and pry until we know her whole deal. BUT CATCH THIS.. Grab your ruby slippers, a fresh little martini and get ready to enjoy our first UNABASHEDLY MUSICAL PERFORMANCE!! Laura sings us a song from her new musical and we j’adore!!!!!!
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Just Gabby and Zack this week. Just us being absolute LADIES. When it’s just your two favs, you know we are gonna get into it. We are talking insecurities and how they’ve changed. Live, laugh, and dare I say, love.
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The time has come. Hop on a little bohemian boat, sip your mocktails and take an all expense paid trip to the Virgin Islands because you are about to hear how Gabby and Zack lost their respective v-cards.
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Savannah DesOrmeaux joins us in the studio to talk about the RULES and REGULATIONS of being a bonafide Social Diva. You will need HEELS. You will need GLOVES. You will need VERY GOOD MANNERS. You’re early 20s are in many ways a second Cotillion especially when you’re on a hook up rampage across Brooklyn, so class is in session hunny and you better sit up STRAIGHT. Savannah also grew up on a swamp!
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Maddy Smith joins us girls in the studio to discuss TRAUMA and DIVORCE! We are all children of broken families and it is BLEEDING into our love lives! Against all these odds, Maddy has a boyfriend and we can’t possibly fathom what it’s like to date someone for more than 5 business days! #UnabashedlyFromABrokenFamily
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This week we are visited by sorcerer supreme Alec Funiciello. He joins us as we peer into our own subconscious, revealing a psycho-sexual nightmare of our dreams. Walk the landscape of our minds as we chug nice whiskey that Alec gave us!!!!
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On this very special and serious episode titled “Pubes on Blast” our hosts get into the harsh realities of living gorgeously and not being rewarded for it. One might say we reveal too much this ep, but sometimes our velvet little secrets must be heard
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Looks like Gabby isn’t the only New Jersey Trash Queen in town, our hosts are joined by fellow skank sister Stef Dag as she pleads her case to a jury of our closest peers. Have you OD’d on fourloco? Have you shotgunned fourloco? Does fourloco run through your veins???? These are all IMPORTANT questions to determine who will be crowned Unabashedly Miss NJ Pre-teen!!!
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Just family this week. Zack and Gabby haven’t seen each other for 10 whole days and are officially suffering from symptoms of withdrawal. Hear about their TRIPS and potential boys or LACK THERE OF.
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Two icky boys wander into the girls room in this iconic crossover event. The hosts of A Little Time Podcast, Mike Abrusci and Diego Lopez join Unabashed and things get serious. We talk about everything from sex to serial killers to sex with serials killers and finally sex AS a serial killer. Tune in to see worlds collide and to see if Mike finally tells Gabby that he loves her.
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Just your two favorite girly girls at it again! We’re gushing about international HOOKups and being an absolute slore around the globe! We’re talking boys with accents and turtle neck sweaters! Did we mention we are obsessed with Christina Aguilera?
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Jada Temple joins us girls at The Unabashed Headquarters in Washington DC (Brooklyn)! She arrives with sweat on her upper lip and HUNNY everyone wants a sip! We chat all things peasant tops and being naturally good at singing but when Jada reveals she once moved to the Jersey Shore to prove she was a go with the flow bitch, she now demands that everything has to be vetted.. EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!
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This week our hosts are joined by Texas “it girl” Ashton Womack. That being said he has lived in New York for 2+ years. He’s a lone star on the rise and Zack and Gabby can NOT be more obsessed. They say everything is bigger in Texas and we need to find out if that does in fact include their dicks. Listen and Love.
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We are back with an episode/extravaganza the world and also government will never forget!!!!! Zack and Gabby chat about a bunch of things all whilst maintaining the subtext of “hooking up”. Don’t forget to subscribe to our patreon that will launch in one calendar year!
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Ring ring ring, it’s Supernatural Supper Time. Anya Volz joins our bitchy duo to discuss all things vampires and also having sex with vampires. We chat about iconic movies like Twilight 1 through 5, true blood, teen wolf, vampire diaries and so on. Want to know which monster is the best to fuck? These three psychotic scholars have the answers.
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Learn all the tips and trick about how to make it on BROADWAY. Our very special guest Taylor Harlow has got the GOODS. Get to know him and his precious little secrets. Gabby and Zack are absolutely seizing for his insight on how to start a theater company from the ground up, HONEY.
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Join Zack and Gabby as they drink heavily, mix, and drink absolutely no water and attempt to do a podcast! In their raw state, they get into the nitty gritty about Meghan Markle’s sudden rise to fame, ghosts, and the very mysterious female orgasm!
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The time has come you little losers! Dive head first into the shallow end of our hearts. Get to know your hosts Zack and Gabby as they dish about who they are, what they stand for, and what they are looking for in a husband (the answer is money and a LOT of it) We are going to raise you up and smack you down with an absolute boatload of laughs. ENJOY.
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