The Rope & Drew Podcast: Recent Episodes
Chad Roper
The gents (HAHAHAHA) discuss coywolves - they're apparently a real thing - they chat about Drew's new look and his ability to NOT remember trivial things...like his girlfirend's middle name.
Since we've already released one this week, and because we're RONA busy, we're releasing what we'd like to refere to as 'a quickie.' Bloody man-nips are part of the discussion, as well as more ice cream anger.
There might be a discussion about 4th of July oddities, Drew is insane about ketchup on his eggs and Rope says ice cream should be a gift anyone would love.
Drew explains how his tapestry was so instrumental in his first of several divorces that it was almost magical. Rope runs down a short list of children's books he'd like to have read to him and they prank their sister station.
Drew explains why he won't take lunch breaks, Rope discusses how he saved a little kitty's life...by missing and they run down their shortlist of Father's Day gift ideas. Oh, and Rope's Mamaw makes a cameo.
The guys define 'proct-rogering.' They also discuss a random array of food stuffs, including lunching at strip clubs. They talk bikes...and take commentary from 'The Donald.' Kinda.
Rope & Drew imagine what quarantining with the Ex would be like, they hit a short list of terrible baby names and then go on about wearing condiments. whatever that means.
Once upon a time, an angry Asian woman sent a ton of onions to her ex. R&D have fun with that one. Rope discovers Nutella, and then tries to eat it while wired up to a sleep study machine.
The fellas, and their new sidekick, Lexie the Intern, discuss Rope's facial recognition dilemma, Rope defines 'Wunghole,' and they go over a big spinbike no-no!
Rope and Drew discuss haunted Halloween places, Tinder fails and other compelling topics. And Drew signs off, because he's a quitter. He's putting paying bills and buying groceries over podcasting and radio. Schmuck.
Rope got 'hootis-cammed,' and it sounds bad. Grapenuts inspire anger. They're the cruel joke of cereal, and the guys go into detail about bad that crap is. And then there was this guy who was shown - the wrong way - how you get a tailbone adjustment...
The morning goons cuss & discuss the story behind Drew's experience with Momma's go-go chocolates. They touch on a short list of common pet peeves, which seem to be everyone's pet peeves. And, Rope explains to Drew the tool that is loosely defined as 'scissors for hard stuff,' and Drew has an manhood epiphany.
The fellas discuss some suggested flavors of Oreo Cookies that didn't make the cut. They also hit on the shape of Rope's mouth and a few of his favorite children's books ;-) They also get into Batman villain issues and many other compelling topics that the evening news neglects.
The guys discuss the new KFC video game, they also talk about what their new breakfast food seasoning tastes like. Rope points out the difference between 'handy' & 'handsy,' among other riveting topics. It is the best morning talk radio in the history of the world.
Rope discusses the time he used a hand puppet to win an argument - with his judge-wife, he also tells the tale of 'Shi-THEAD' O'Rourke. And then the 2 comment on Donald Trump's proposal to blast hurricanes into oblivion with nuclear explosives (which is, of course, GENIUS)
Rope discusses his medical condish, aka his downstairs mix-up. He also is trying to give away his 'darling' kitty. He also sucks at sales pitches. And the story of the gal who forgot a small detail in a pic she sent to her doting mommy.
R&D provide a how-to on petting kitties. They discuss why Dippin Dots suck & they touch on Rutger Hauer and why Lady Hawk was such a bitchin flick. And then there's the bagel battle bit... and Drew explains why he was 'extra' Drew one day.
Rope shares about the wild goose chase his wife sent him on for non-existent laundry detergent, and how he got even. He also talks about the time he tried to have milkshakes ordered 4 days in advance - in the drive-thru. They guys get commentary from Keith Richards regarding the immunity of cockroaches to pesticides.
For the holiday weekend, we leave you with lot's of explosive talk of Drew's love of bath bombs, Drew tells another 'my dad's a redneck' story involving fire, propane and a mole, and we touch on a little KITSCH fireworks safety, because we care.
Jimmy Buffett's dysentery song dedication, carrott-flavored meats snacks and the drugs octopuses love most
Drew's folks' neighbor's worshin machine went to explodin'; Darth Vader likes burgers; Rope sucks at camera work.
The guys discuss the time Carlos was butt-hurt...kinda. They also touch on Dew not getting it, and the fact that he sometimes forgets to flush.
Our Mother's Day special. We pay respect to dog moms, Drew's lack of equality to women & Rope's spirit midge, which has nothing to do with Mother's Day