Chaos Buffering: Recent Episodes
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Two idiots grab some gear and some bad ideas and enter the internet. Chaos Buffering is all about having a good time and discussing whatever pops up that sounds good.
ChaosBuffering.com it’s real and it totally exists! I have put all the episodes up there, and it is going to be growing and becoming a much better and more controllable version of this site.
In Mr P’s Halloween Phil and I learn how far some people will go to deliver a little weed, an entire town for sale in the Alps, and we discover the origins of “Hookering.” Shit goes down when Phil’s life turns into a horror movie, and Mr. P saves the day! Keep some candy handy […]
Once upon a time there were five little sparrows. These little sparrows loved to make Belgian waffles out of human blood. So one day they decided to make some waffles and went in search of a suitable human. They flew far and narrow because they were sparrows and kept aloft by some crack cocaine jam. […]
I don’t want to give away too much but in the upcoming episode of Chaos Buffering, I think it’s #9, the normal whores will be replaced with edible ones. Holy shit so excited to chow down on some fuckable food. If you know me at all, if it can be fucked and eaten im a huge fan. Be […]
So just a quick post to tell you that I have been adding the show to an independent show site called blip.tv, it’s a good way to relisten to old episodes that you don’t have downloaded, or if you are away from your iTunes, you can go there to listen to episodes. So far The […]
Holy Fuck, my favorite it’s just so wonderful and makes me laugh. Stupid Fuck, ugh I hate this one it’s usually directed at me. Angry Fuck, I like enough said. What The Fuck, most common i think hear it all the time. Get the Fuck Out, you’re interrupting something sensitive or they really want you to leave […]
Waking up from a 40,000 year coma you might have a few stiff muscles. If you were a normal person you might also just be dead. Anyway enough poking around the puss. General Madness has awakened and the scourge of life is quickly sweeping across the cold planes of Antarctica. Entombed 40,000 years ago by god, […]
I want to start by setting the mood with some music. So before you continue please look up “One More” by Turisas, so you can feel what I feel. It is morning again and the sun light is spewing through my window making it impossible to sleep. The battle scenes I participate in so often in […]
This week, Phil and I discuss a very odd planet where people can’t help but “enjoy” themselves, also space news, Putin gets some erotic presents, Phil becomes the Earthican ambassador and does an awful job, and also we design the movie Cannibal Planet… Schrop the Nar! Bam! iTunes – Chaos Buffering Music – Derek Audette
Okay so not really, but kinda… in a way… sorta… okay not really, but bear with me. So I have been noticing that the site is getting better views every week, which I am hoping is not just Phil looking at the site a couple of times an hour every day for no reason. So […]
There is a planet that has constant vibration of sound. These sounds cause people to orgasm without cease. It is a wonderful place, and in the next episode I will take you on a full tour, if I can. Bring your noodle wonkets; there’s no need for lube. Gorgeous women and full frontal nudity are common, […]
This week I enlighten Phil on trolling, he can’t help but talk about murdering all of humanity at the end of days, and also countries are formed, a man fails at escape, Phil takes a job with the mob, but won’t bang you for money, and we talk a bit on film and tv. — […]
This week, Phil and I discuss the smelliest part of the internet at length, also on the platter is talk of great escapes, alien technology being misused for fun and fancy, and a new holiday hero that you better not ignore. — iTunes – Chaos Buffering Music – Derek Audette Intro/Outro – Right in the […]
This week Phil and I discuss zombies, zombies, zombies and braaaaaaaaaains. From zombie movie mistakes to the inevitable zombie apocalypse, this weeks episode is a dumbed down zombie survival guide. — iTunes – Chaos Buffering Music – Derek Audette Intro: Don’t Quit Your Day Job & Quantum Entanglement
So I have been working on some new ideas for the show that might make it funnier, or might kill it who knows. I also just realized that it is an awful idea to write posts and brainstorm in the middle of the night (about 2 am to be exact) this is much too late […]
So as you may have noticed, the album art we have been using so far is, well… bad. It is something I threw together very quickly because we needed a piece of art to attach to the podcast. I honestly didn’t put much effort into it. So I spent a bit of time today making […]
In Episode 4 Phil discusses the advantages of a drug legal society, while all I want is a government service to bring me nachos. Also, Iraqi reality TV, sick aliens, and the finer points of Chloroform. Links and Details and Such: iTunes – Chaos Buffering Music – Derek Audette – Intro: Junk Science Scenario: Right in the […]
Okay so I know the new episode is a bit late, but that is going to be remedied, we are going to record tonight/tomorrow and the episode will be up tomorrow or Friday. But other than that, I am working diligently to get more of you guys (the listeners) to… well… exist, so I am […]
The noodle wonket shirt and chaos logo are in production. This means im drawing pictures on paper with a wooden pencil. While trying to bite off the squishy pink thing on the other end. Should be super odd-looking by the time im done. Bear riding cat with drippy words and scribbly faces off Josh and i. But then im […]
In Episode 3 Phil and I discuss space at length, also in this episode; dirty dirty towels, freaky fruits, off world zombie leaders, our mascot makes another appearance (against my wishes) and more! — iTunes – Chaos Buffering Music – Derek Audette – Intro: Three Away From Zero Scenario: Junk Science & Just Got Feet, […]
I only got into Podcasts last fall and I am already filling my computer up with them. The way that I discovered things is very interesting, so I thought I would past the actual path I took here. I started out discovering Project Lore an online movie site called OVGuide.com because it was in the […]
In Episode 2 Phil and I discuss our secret exploits as Superpeople. Also on the table is Black Bear Pot Guards, A Wormhole Explorer, Asshole Goats, TeethTalk, and the stupidest game ever played. iTunes (Best/only way to listen to the whole thing) – Chaos Buffering Music: Derek Audette – Intro: Combustible Coffee Pot During the Scenario: […]
In Episode 1 Phil and I discuss the past, and very likely where we will be in the future, which may in fact be the mental asylum. Dirty words, stupid games, roach battles, and dumpster hybrids.
Okay so the first episode features a large error, at least on the site. After 14 mins it cuts out and mutes itself for some reason. If you right click and download it that should work. Or you can go to iTunes and search for “Chaos Buffering” in Podcasts, cause we’re in there now. Or […]
Naming Of In this first “episode” of Chaos Buffering, Phil and I struggle to find a name, and figure out how this is gonna work. Technical troubles rear their head more often then you will notice thanks to painstaking/amateurish editing. By the end we would hope a decision was made, but you already know the […]
So my friend and I have decided to throw our hat in the ring and try making a podcast, it is obviously enough, going to start small, and start bad. So for now this is where it lives, and we will post episodes as we have the chance to do so. I am working on […]