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Shut Up Enjoy is a heartwarming embrace on a Sunday afternoon; where you know your freedom is almost over and you're looking for something, anything, to console you and tell you everything is okay as you barrel toward the unknowns of the week ahead of you. You thought you were alone, but shut up. Enjoy.
The boys are back and #yogurtgate has Jesse in a blender. Would you take Saudi money? Do you like your chicken cordon bleu turducken style or deconstructed? What should the Oakland A's do with their name? Subscribe/Rate/Review the show and follow us on Twitter for more enjoyment:
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NeW EpIsOdE AlErT!! The boys are back with some brand new thoughts to dump into the airwaves. Everything from ASMR to chocolate to baseball and finally our thoughts on crackers. Get your fill in today's new episode and enjoy. Subscribe/Rate/Review the show and follow us on Twitter for more enjoyment:
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Welcome back! This time, the boys try their best to breeze through summer and get pumped for what's to come in the fall. We find out that Jesse's a little 5-hour energy creep, Zach chews paper like a 5-year-old, and Jim hasn't seen a movie since middle school. After all of that, the boys rank their favorite white people sayings in the latest power rankings draft. Subscribe/Rate/Review the show and follow us on Twitter for more enjoyment:
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Welcome back! The boys are back after a way too long hiatus and they've got a lot to get off their chests. Zach's been meditating too much and shares his hallucinations and conspiracy theories, Beyonce censors her own lyrics from the woke mob, and the boys dive deep into tiering cuss words on their eliteness. Strap in for this one. Subscribe/Rate/Review the show and follow us on Twitter for more enjoyment:
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Welcome to this week’s episode of enjoyment with the boys’ first episode of the new year of 2021!!! A lot’s been going on with people storming the capitol, the NFL playoffs getting intense, and Pokemon cards ruling the internet. What’s the best dog breed? How should you make PB&J’s? Were you a LimeWire, FrostWire, or BearShare person? All of this and more are talked about this week, so strap in and enjoy. Subscribe/Rate/Review the show and follow us on Twitter for more enjoyment:
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The boys are back in time for a special Thanksgiving/Christmas episode this week where they go over everything you need to know for the holidays. After Zach gets through his rant on Rudy Giuliani, they settle in and bask in the ambiance of this time of year. Are you a big Juicy J fan? Does Christmas music get you ornery? How would you treat your dog if you found out he had a dark past life? All this and way too much more is answered this week for your enjoyment. Subscribe/Rate/Review the show and follow us on Twitter for more enjoyment:
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We're back with another episode to spread some enjoyment across the airwaves. We hope you enjoy candy because the boys debate the power rankings of Halloween candy on this one. It's gonna get steamy. Subscribe/Rate/Review the show and follow us on Twitter for more enjoyment:
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Welcome back y'all. Come and enjoy our newest episode where the boys talk fixing their bathtubs with ramen, Halloween candy, and the world as we know it. Is Ken Bone still into pregnant porn?
Is huffing paint actually illegal? Are you on team Proud or Leather?
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The boys are back with a new episode this week to quench your thirst after a cold weekend filled with heartbreaking football and pumpkins everywhere your eye can see. Why don't you carve a hole into the top of that bad boy and pull out some wet seeds while listening to what's going on in the world from your number one source of entertainment and unbiased news. Are you gonna be a guinea pig getting the first coronavirus vaccines? Are you a Helen Keller truther? Once and for all, will Philly sports let us live an enjoyable life? These are the questions needed to be answered this week and the boys give their astounding take on each and every imaginable topic. Subscribe/Rate/Review the show and follow us on Twitter for more enjoyment:
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Well, hey there little guy. We've missed ya. It's been a while, but the boys are back with a "new" episode to get you through the latest week of our pandemic. The boys talk quarantine hobbies, bubble sports, and more this week, so sit back and enjoy. Subscribe/Rate/Review the show and follow us on Twitter for more enjoyment:
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Well, it’s another quarantine episode here with the boys. This time, things are a little looser and more comfortable in the zoom zone. No need to warm up – we’ll stretch ya out. Would you ever get your ears clipped to look more aerodynamic? Are carnivals just as bad as casinos? Are you ready for sports to come back in 2021? The boys give their answers and more in this week’s episode, so sit back, relax, shut up, enjoy. Subscribe/Rate/Review the show and follow us on Twitter for more enjoyment:
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Well, it's officially come to this. The boys are back with a virtually recorded episode since they can't meet in person due to this amazing quarantine. Did Jim ever travel to Tampa for Phillies spring training? Did Zach pick up a new hipster hobby in his newfound free time? Is Jesse still alive on the front lines? All of these questions get answered along with some good old fashioned Would You Rathers this week, so sit back and enjoy. Subscribe/Rate/Review the show and follow us on Twitter for more enjoyment:
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We hope everyone's safe out there social distancing. While you're either working from home or taking time off, let us help you distract yourself from the nightmare that's going on around you. Toss on those sweatpants and cozy up to your desk with a nice cup of enjoyment in your ears. Stay safe and while you're ate it... Subscribe/Rate/Review the show and follow us on Twitter for more enjoyment:
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The boys are back in town and their time is back to being spent having Tik Tok run their lives. At least it’s better that they have to try to comprehend teenagers on Tik Tok than you having to interpret what’s going on with the children of today. Anyway, the boys delve into Jeremy Roenick, Jesse’s predictable Bud Light’s new seltzer love, and fast food. If you feel offended about smiley fries because you’re a 6-year-old simp, please let us know by writing a review and showing us what time it is. Subscribe/Rate/Review the show and follow us on Twitter for more enjoyment:
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So back, so ready, so simp. Our open arms are waiting for your ears to walk right in. The boys left a hefty episode here for you to get your week started. We knew you were thirsty for it, but had to wait a while to wet your whistle. Have you ever accidentally texted someone in the year 2020? Are you gonna circumcise your kid or let them flap through their lives untainted by Jesse’s evil scalpel like a cat with its claws or an unclipped bird? Stay tuned for the most religious, tax free podcast on the internet and ENJOY. Subscribe/Rate/Review the show and follow us on Twitter for more enjoyment:
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There y’are. We’ve been waiting for ya for a while now. Come and listen to the boys relax around a few mics and go over everything you’ve missed in the past few days. What’s that? You don’t can’t listen to the episode all at once? Well don’t worry there hun, just subscribe and then work it piecemeal throughout the day so your boss doesn’t see you half ass your work until you can skip out for lunch early because you had breakfast at 6 and you’re gonna lose your mind if you don’t have something in your face right absolutely now. There there. We’ll be here for ya. Subscribe/Rate/Review the show and follow us on Twitter for more enjoyment:
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Oh, hey. I didn’t even notice you over there. Why don’t you come over here and take a seat. Rummage through your bag and take out your headphones without getting them tangled for once in your life. Look at which ear is meant for the right and left ear and place them firmly into your ears even though it’s been months with the same pair and you shouldn’t have to check if you’re putting them in the right ear every time you use them. Press play on our newest episode. Breathe deeply. Breathe deeplier. Let our calm voices make their way into your roomy mind and get comfortable. You’ll enjoy. Subscribe/Rate/Review the show and follow us on Twitter for more enjoyment:
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Hey there, little one. Lemme help you get through this rough week with some enjoyment for your ears. The boys are back once again and ready to get into the Christmas spirit and give you the chance for the spiritual milk to flow through you and into our hearts. Get your rocks off, take your socks off, and get comfy.
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What it do baybbeeee?? We finna get this week going with some fire right out the gates. Have you ever been racist to get a chicken sandwich? Did you ever fake diarrhea to get out of school as a kid? Will you stand with TI even though his daughter can’t even stand with him because her hymen is in so much pain? Enough is enough.
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Good Mornin’ Denva! Wake up and stretch out to a new episode to enjoy with your three favorite pals. Are you a jello or pudding person? Do you condone the public wet wipe policy? Should Kanye just retire at this point? I can’t promise that we answer any of this in today’s episode, but we try to keep it hangin brah
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Roll outta bed and into this week’s episode to start your day off feeling like the Eagles didn’t just lose this week. From time to time, it’s nice to just reminisce on the good times when it was warmer and you didn’t have to rush into finding a Halloween costume at the last second even though you said to yourself since March that you’d have one early this year. But, alas, we have to scrounge up some string to put together and hope we don’t get kicked out of the bar for being way too old and way too almost naked for how much of our 26-year-old gut is hanging in public. Idk where I went with this description, but I don’t think it matters because I really don’t think or know if people actually read this. But here we go; back to the normal description stuff. Do you ever see yourself judging people on Twitter and hope they don’t start talking shit online back? Have you ever been to a rage room to violate a mirror since the Flyers are getting spanked? Are mute people even real? Who knows about any of this anymore but get ready to have fun for the next hour and whatever. Subscribe/Rate/Review the show and follow us on Twitter for more enjoyment:
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Do yourself a favor – get to your desk, pop in your headphones, tell Wendy to shut up since the Eagles lost, and unwind with your boys on this stressful Monday. The boys are back and they’re ready to please. What makes Post Malone quiver? Are you a millennial? Is it possible to cuddle naked without having sex? As is tradition, everything you need to know is answered and more on this week’s episode. Subscribe/Rate/Review the show and follow us on Twitter for more enjoyment:
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Welcome back, babies ;) It’s been a bit, but the boys are back and ready to unload on ya, so open up. Would you bang the gun girl? Why did pirates fuck manatees? Does Chick-Fil-A piss you off? Let the boys just fill you up with everything they’ve got ready. Subscribe/Rate/Review and follow us on Twitter for more enjoyment:
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The boys came back with a vengeance after the 4th of July with plenty of stories of how they spent their break. Even though Jesse’s right-wing thoughts flood the episode, Jim and Zach’s demeanor help subside his rage. Have you ever seen an authentic Asian game on the beach? Did you ever have to shove a bum out of the way to score a hammock? I’m sure they’ll answer all of your questions and possibly with the help of a new celebrity soon winkie face. Subscribe/Rate/Review and follow us on Twitter for more enjoyment:
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The boys are coming back with a vengeance with special guest Kelsey Brown (the winner of our March Madness Bracket Challenge). They dive into deep topics such as Chipotle orders and ass before heading to the official Shut Up Enjoy March Gladness Bracket. This challenge forced the hosts to narrow down the thing that they enjoy the most collectively and by no means was it simple. Strap in and get ready. Subscribe/Rate/Review and follow us on Twitter for more enjoyment:
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The boys are back with a tale for the ages! Jim visited New Orleans and Jesse had his colonoscopy and both came back with some stories. Have you ever enjoyed the amazing Cajun and Creole food of Louisiana? How’s that gator feel for ya? What’s your first meal you have after having a colonoscopy? And why are children spreading mumps throughout the city in the year 2019? We've got all that and more for ya during this episode of Shut Up Enjoy. Subscribe/Rate/Review and follow us on Twitter for more enjoyment:
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Welcome to the show where the boys help you enjoy a plethora of stories that they’re here to tell. Jesse’s back to reclaim his seat as our in-house medical expert after taking a week off. I would put more effort into making a description, but I’ve been living my best life in Nawlins for the past week. Subscribe/Rate/Review and follow us on Twitter for more enjoyment:
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The boys are finally back (for the most part) after some technical difficulties and scheduling issues, but they’re BACK FOR GOOD. Jesse couldn’t make it so we had Stephan come back to fill in the void and oh did he ever fill in. The boys talk cultural appropriation, pickles, little people, birds, and even dive into some relationship advice. Strap on your goggles and get ready to see how birds get it poppin. Subscribe/Rate/Review and follow us on Twitter for more enjoyment:
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Welcome back to the second Christmas episode of 2018! Hop on gender-neutral Santa’s lap and tell zim/zer/them everything you want this year. How do you feel about Kareem Hunt’s situation? Can pissing on a stick bend steel? Is the movie Elf problematic in 2018? The boys dive real deep this week after being away for a little and get down to business. Subscribe/Rate/Review and follow us on Twitter for more updates.
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Welcome to the first official Christmas episode of 2019! Get ready to hop on our laps and tell us everything you want this year. Are you ready to hang your gherkin? I’m sure Dwight Howard’s ready for it. This week, the boys talk about more dreams, cock rings, Zach’s Nola experience and private parts in our body-positive, shame-free safe space. Grab onto your Christmas spirit and get ready for another magical episode.
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Well it’s been a few weeks, but the boys finally got time to make a new episode for all of the wonderful SUE listeners. This called for a hearty episode where Jim, Zach, and Jesse talk about everything from waterproof bed sheets to the elusive frenulum. Did you know Indian people were so good at cornhole? Why did it take so long for people to start using moist towelettes? Did you forget to feed your Nintendog before you left for school in 2006? Sit back, shut up, and most importantly – enjoy this week’s episode.
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The boys are back at it again bringing up the past and never getting to the future. A lot went down since the last episode that they needed to confront or else it’ll be in the back of their minds until a new obsession comes about. They discuss Gritty, Halloween costumes, the new Space Jam movie, and have a controversial draft of their favorite sandwiches. Who had the best lineup? Which sandwiches were left off the lists? Subscribe/Rate/Review and follow us on Twitter for more updates.
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This week, the boys are reunited once again with Bonzie Mumphery aka L-Kwon. Many controversial opinions were thrown out this week and may very well destroy their friendship and culture of the podcast moving forward. What would you put in your rider? Do birds sleep upright? Is it always ass eating season? What is and isn’t a sandwich? The boys discuss everything they can think of and answer every question on your mind this week, so saddle up. Subscribe/Rate/Review and follow us on Twitter for more updates:
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Welcome back, Sue. This week, the boys tackle all of the important topics plaguing the country including homeless cats, Uber and office etiquette, Uncrustables, and the proper way to get coffee at Wawa. Do you get trashed at Phillies games? Have you ever had a Reese’s Cup? Did you know about the toastiness level of toasters? Strap on your thunder jackets and get ready for this episode. Subscribe/Rate/Review and follow us on Twitter for more updates:
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The boys are back again with some ice-cold takes this week. Stephan Clayton joins us this week to share updates on his life since the last time we spoke to him and some bold opinions on what he’s heard on the podcast since then. Are you afraid of crocodiles? Do you have a class ring? Do you think Tom Cruise is the most overrated actor of our generation? Buckle up for a long one, because this one got bumpy with Steph. Subscribe/Rate/Review and follow us on Twitter for more updates:
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The boys are back in good old-fashioned Philadelphia this week as they look to come back from their lazy weekend at the beach. We learn a lot about Jesse’s new relationship, pigeons, and Tom Cruise. Have you ever puckered up for a seductive shot glass looking to make your lips plumper than ever? Sit back and enjoy as we go over what’s been on our mind this week. Subscribe/Rate/Review for more and follow us on Twitter @shutupenjoy
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This time, the boys are coming at you live from the lovely Ocean View, NJ in Jim’s campground. They’re back on their regular schedule after being away from each other for a little, so it’s time to get back to the weirdness. Since the last episode, Jesse has been a degenerate on the beach and spent his time throwing up in an Uber, Zach has been documenting the growth of his bedside plants, and Jim has been bent over by his job to the point he’s gonna have to wear a back brace to his graduation. Ever just wanna tell everyone who’s posting snaps of fireworks and Drake’s album to just stop and end it already? How gooey do you like your brownies? Will you circumcise your kids? They get a little too deep at times, but nevertheless it happens whether you like it or not. Subscribe/Rate/Review for more and follow us on Twitter @shutupenjoy
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And we back, and we back, and we back. The boys are coming at you live from South Philadelphia with more takes on what’s going on in and around their lives. Jesse’s hems get a little too much air time, but hopefully they’ll air out and we can move past them this week. Are you offended by Aunt Mary Pat? How many times are you gonna see Uncle Drew? How long are you gonna spend looking up sun bears after this week? The boys also get a little too deep on dollar dogs and unveil their favorite cereals snake draft style. All that and some crying over some Hard Hittin Shit. Remember to always eat your cereal with milk and rub down with some witch hazel if Elastigirl is getting you too hot and bothered.
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The boys are back after a small hiatus this week. They were overflowing with too much to talk about and things got weird from the beginning. Would you wanna be stuffed when you die? Have you ever talked to a spigot? Did Jesse compromise his suspect behavior this time? You’ll find out all of this and more during this episode. Subscribe/Rate/Review for more and follow us on Twitter @shutupenjoy
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Aaaand the boys are back after a small hiatus to share what’s most important in their lives. Nowhere else in the world can you find iconic takes on burning jerseys, drug tests, or Lil Tay. Sit back and relax while three straight, white men mainsplain the meaning behind Childish Gambino’s music video for “This is America”. Feel free to forward all of Jesse’s hate mail directly to him on Twitter if you felt offended by anything he said about foreign countries or specials this episode. Subscribe/Rate/Review for more and follow us on Twitter @shutupenjoy
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Yo bruh fam, this week the boys get into a heated debate about bidets and breakfast meats where Jesse is backed into a corner to defend himself yet again. Will he survive Jim and Zach teaming up against him? Do you enjoy zoos? How lazy are you if you put a leash on your kid? Let us know what you think. Stay tuned to enjoy a new episode every week. Subscribe/Rate/Review for more and follow us on Twitter @shutupenjoy
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Aaaaand we back this time with our special guest, Bobby Hummel, who dives into the podcast where we get his point of view on ass eating szn, the NBA playoffs, summer country concerts, and more. Would you have sex with a robot? How do people possibly like reheated pizza over cold pizza? And at the end, we have a special FMK with Jesse to add onto his long list of controversial segments. Stay tuned to enjoy a new episode every week. Subscribe/Rate/Review for more and follow us on Twitter @shutupenjoy
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The boys are back after a bye week to enhance your ears while you listen to the most interesting conversation in the world. Is the Walmart yodel boy racist yet? Would you ever want to just stream video games for donations as your career? On a scale of gross to slime, how disgusting is mayo? All this and more can be found on this week’s episode where they go too deep into their recent dreams and memes. Subscribe/Rate/Review for more and follow us on Twitter @shutupenjoy
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This week, the boys introduce the new word of the day and discuss interventions, Oreos, hot dog water, and Easter candy. Did you enjoy the throwback purple ketchup? Did you ever steal anything from work? Why are Peeps so underrated? We’ll tell you what we think whether you want us to or not and even more on this episode. Remember that #saggyboobsmatter. Subscribe/Rate/Review for more and follow us on Twitter @shutupenjoy
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Surprise! We’ve got two special guests on this week’s episode. Sam and Rebecca join the boys this week to give them their female point of view on a variety of topics. Have you ever had a sex toy demonstration? Are you a good wingman? Are you into nipple play? The crew find out what’s behind these mysteries and much, much more this week as they experience what it’s like inside the mind of the opposite sex. It’s gonna be a bumpy ride, so strap into your hermit shells to stay safe through this mess. Subscribe/Rate/Review for more and follow us on Twitter @shutupenjoy
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We’re back this week with our second drunkcast: Zach Edition. St. Patty’s Day got the best of some of us and we’re here to explain what happened and where we are during the aftermath. Do you like high quality jewelry? Have you ever seen a dog’s belly button? Would you ever do a butt luge like those crazy kids on Instagram? Well keep that binkie close by and tuck yourself in to find out much more on this week’s episode. Subscribe/Rate/Review for more and follow us on Twitter @shutupenjoy
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It's back to the three boys this week and they’re leaking with things to share. Here’s some aloe for that lil burn ya got. The boys sit down and discuss annoying Instagram stories, Fitbits, Jesse’s obsession with Meatspin, and more. How do you go about measuring your peen? Ever see the Little Vampire, starring Jonathan Lipnicki? What’s your favorite episode of Ed, Edd & Eddie? Take a listen and enjoy. Subscribe/Rate/Review for more and follow us on Twitter @shutupenjoy
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We’re back again with another guest this week. Bonzie is an up and coming rapper straight out of the Poconos, but don’t let that make you think his bars aren’t straight fire flames bruh fam. We get into it with Bonzie about the Olympics, stand up shows, polaroid cameras, and condoms. Would you rather have two penises side-by-side or one behind the other for a nice surprise? How do you walk out of your row in an auditorium? Is it racist to dress up like Black Panther for Halloween? Sit back and enjoy while we go into unnecessary depth about even more. Subscribe/Rate/Review for more and follow us on Twitter @shutupenjoy. And you might as well follow Bonzie on Twitter @LKwon_KnwTht
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THE. EAGLES. WON. THE. SUPERBOWL. Nothing is left in the wake of the destruction that took place in Philadelphia. The boys come back this week without a guest and bring up the Eagles, LeBron, recess, and dive into some “would you rathers”. Do you enjoy Nutter Butters? Have you ever tried Gold Bond? Would you ever spend a week in prison? Idk why this is what we talked about, but it lasted about an hour and here we go. Subscribe/Rate/Review for more and follow us on Twitter @shutupenjoy
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Looks like we finally pulled the trigger and had a guest on this episode. But don’t worry; we don’t hold back. We push Stephan right into the weirdness that is Shut Up Enjoy. We talk about burning down the city of Philadelphia after the Super Bowl, hot yoga sessions, shady massages, tantric sex, and the bringing back of the XFL. How thicc do you like your PB&J’s? Would you ever move across the world to marry a foreign woman? Are you ashamed of your body hair? Gather round and sit back as we walk down memory lane with Stephan and answer these questions. Subscribe/Rate/Review for more and follow us on Twitter @shutupenjoy. And you might as well follow Stephan on Twitter @Stefon_Urquelle
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Looks like somebody likes to double dip. We’re back with a vengeance this week and have a lot to get off our chests. We go through new jobs, new friends, and new fights. Have you ever seen Stuart Little? Have you ever been catfished? Ya ever see a thick, dark chunk? We get way too detailed for these answers but it’s over and there’s nothing we can do now. Strap on your favorite pair of women’s underwear and listen up. Subscribe/Rate/Review for more and follow us on Twitter @shutupenjoy
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New year, new intro, new memes being racist, same three guys with too much time to talk about nothing. We looked back on this past year and talked about dead memes, homeless people, childhood memories, and football. Did you ever take a limousine to Burger King? How much Play-Doh did you eat as a kid? Is the NCAA rigged? Why does Rob Dyrdek have another show? We dive deep into a lot this week and come out with more than we thought was necessary to share with anyone, but here we are. Happy New Year! Subscribe/Rate/Review for more and follow us on Twitter @shutupenjoy
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We know, we know, but we’re finally back on schedule in time for the holidays and new year. The audio wasn’t great, but what we discovered this week was. Jesse is part eskimo, Jim is barely Jewish and Italian, and Zach is blackish. Besides that, we obviously argue about Christmas and losing the Christmas spirit, penguins, and the Super Bowl. Do you send out Christmas cards? Are you going to see Ocean’s 8? Did you spend all of your money at PacSun growing up? Merry Christmas and stay tuned for next week’s updates. Subscribe/Rate/Review for more and follow us on Twitter @shutupenjoy
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Aaaaaaand the boys are back again this week after enjoying Thanksgiving. Staying in the holiday spirit, we talk about Whole Foods, Jesse’s plagiarism, fake viral videos, pugs, and donuts. Have you ever fallen asleep when you were 8 years old to U2’s music video for Vertigo playing in the background on MTV? Are you begging for a Jersey Shore reunion? How many cookies does it take to get diabetes? Are dunkaroos really that bad for kids to eat if they make them better in bed later in life? As usual, a lot was put out onto the table this week so just shut up and enjoy. Subscribe/Rate/Review for more and follow us on Twitter @shutupenjoy
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Oh hello there, you fine ting you. We’ve been a little inconsistent with our uploading, but we’re back on schedule with another episode for you to enjoy this week and moving forward. We start talking about Thanksgiving a little early and decide whether or not it’s a racist holiday, girls with tattoos and fake nipples, and the Super Bowl. What do you do if you see two girls fighting at a bar? Who would you switch bodies with? Do you rub or kiss Buddha statues’ bellies? Why do we keep bringing up our ancestries? I’m not sure if we’ll ever find out if Jesse is Eskimo or not, but this episode brings us a little closer to solving that mystery, so just shut up and enjoy. Subscribe/Rate/Review for more and follow us on Twitter @shutupenjoy
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How are you? Did you have a nice Halloween? Did you hand out candy or go trick or treating? What was your costume? Was it an inflatable sumo wrestler or something you felt the need to explain by writing the name of your costume on your shirt? If so, improve yourself and listen to this week’s episode. The boys talk Halloween, No Shave November, bathroom attendants, and even have an update on our beloved Arthur. Do you have an Amazon wish list? When did you realize that you have a micropenis? Have you ever hooked up with anyone outside of your race? Remember, your cat isn’t any different or better than anyone else’s cat, so just shut up and enjoy. Subscribe/Rate/Review for more and follow us on Twitter @shutupenjoy
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This week, the boys discuss chokers, Halloween costumes, Pokemon Go breaking cultural boundaries, and more! Do you wear a choker? Do you look like your bitmoji? Are you a hoarder? Find out everything you’ve been missing over the weeks on this episode and enjoy. Subscribe/Rate/Review for more and follow us on Twitter @shutupenjoy. NO POMEGRANITES
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We’re back, babies. This time, the boys talk about Zach’s New Orleans experience, National Blindness Awareness month, Young Thug, our childhood encounters with religion, and more! How long can you last in the shower without slipping? Have you ever had a peasant from CCD steal your pencil case? Would you ever date a celebrity? All of these mind-boggling questions and more are answered this week, so just shut up and enjoy. Subscribe/Rate/Review for more and follow us on Twitter @shutupenjoy
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Welcome to our first drunkcast! This time, the boys talk about strangers watching your stuff, Jessica Rabbit, all of the poisons, fake pregnancies, kids in movie theaters, and more! Would you ever hook up with someone that your friend hooked up with? Do you watch The Voice? What would you do if you ever fell off a train? All of these lifelong wonders and more are answered this week, so just shut up and enjoy. And I swear to God you better stop buying those Old Navy flip flops. Subscribe/Rate/Review for more and follow us on Twitter at @shutupenjoy.
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Top of the morning! We're back after a bye week and have way too much on our minds for this episode. Jesse starts off with a lighthearted story from his public speaking class while Zach and Jim try to transition into a more family-friendly topic. Would you ever get a vasectomy? Would you ever want to be with a mute girl? Do you wear baggy jeans or have janked hands? These are the things that you never really think about, but we take the time to dive in. We won't judge you for standing up or sitting down while you enjoy, but be sure to strap yourself in for this ride. Subscribe for more and follow us on Twitter @shutupenjoy
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Looks like the boys decided to start strong talking about Labor Day Weekend, but wouldn't you know.... Zach just had to bring up another bathroom question. Would you ever fight someone from inside the bathroom stall? Would you ever play an instrument? How would you react to a handicapped hostage takeover? Would you rather cold or warm piss thrown in your face? All of these lifelong wonders and more are answered this week, so just shut up and enjoy. Subscribe for more and follow us on Twitter at @shutupenjoy.
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The boys explore questionable rap lyrics, Jesse's Facebook, silent parties, mermaid obsessions, the Mayweather/McGregor fight, and more. Subscribe for more and follow us on Twitter @shutupenjoy
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This week, the boys bring up reminisce over Jesse’s Twitter, walking sticks, strip club etiquette, Ric Flair, and war reenactments. Where do you stand on Snapchat news articles and pimping out your Venmo on Tinder? We tend to stand with one foot in the bank and the other in our houses, thanks to Postmates. Subscribe for more and follow us on Twitter @shutupenjoy
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The boys discuss the fine line between romantic love and a heinous crime. They also touch on bread for way too long, city driving, up and coming Philly sports teams, aliens, Moana and somehow Tinder gets brought back into play. Subscribe for more and follow us on Twitter @shutupenjoy
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For some reason, we decided to make a podcast. We start talking about theremins and movie reboots and somehow end up on Tinder and Bumble schemes and way more. If you make it to the end, I'm not sure whether to thank you or help you look up some help from a therapist. Subscribe for more and follow us on Twitter @shutupenjoy
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