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Secret Keepers Club
Welcome to Secret Keepers Club! Hosted by ridiculously relatable comedians and friends Carly Aquilino (Girl Code) and Emma Willmann (Netflix) who also happen to be...excellent secret keepers. Except when it comes to their own lives then they share...EVERYTHING.
Each episode, the two give unfiltered responses to listeners’ anonymous secrets. You’ll be surprised where people are willing to go, what these friends admit, and that you might not be alone no matter how bazzar the secret!
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Carly is back this week with a juicy episode! lost of tea and secrets! and some FMks!
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We are back this week answering questions and talking about vasectomys again!!send in questions to secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
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Carly is recording and we are hooting and hollering so much ! Send in questions to secretkeepersclub@gmail.com!
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Hello and welcome back, this week we chat about the #1 Girlboss Elizabeth Holmes, tell a story about the weekend and get to listener emails! you can send in questions to secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
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Carlys back! chatting about the weekend and answering your questions! write to us at secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
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Carly is back this week chatting about tv shows, her weekend, and answering your questions!
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Carlys back this week! She's hung over! She answers questions! It's a lot! send in questions to secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
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happy monday to you cute people carlys back answering your questions and fmk'ing!!! email us at secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
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Carly is back this week with a new crhsb, some cute stuff, some questions,and some FMK’ssend questions to secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
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Carly chit chats about her weekend with her mom, meeting a secret keeper, and we get to listener questions and FMK!
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Carly went to a mixer, flirted, fell asleep at 10PM, and recorded the poddy! email us @ secretkeepersclub@gmal.com
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answering questions and some FMK & Shit crappens!
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were back this week with another episode! send in questions to secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
carlys back this week with some listener questions, a story about how she somehow spoke russian, and a bunch of Fmks! questions at secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
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This week we chat a little about the Britney/Jamie Lynn feud, a skincare and tv recommendation, and get to some listener questions and some FMK's! Email us at secretkeepersclub@gmail.com!
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HEEELLLLOOOO!!! Carly is back this week from Miami feeling funky fresh and free because she drank 67 espressos and we are ParTyiNg girlies !!answering all the questions that you sent into secretkeepersclub@Gmail.com and doing a bunch of FMK’s!
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Carly's back this week before she leaves for Miami ! We do listener questions and a FMK!
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Happy Holidays! Carly chats a little about her parents, christmas, and we get to some questions that were sent to secretkeepersclub@gmail.com!
Carly is back this week apologizing for saying Michelle Branch when it was really vanessa carlton, tells a story about an unfortunate event, gets to some listener questions and a bunch of FMK’s! send in questions to secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
Carly is back this week chatting about her parents, Michelle Branch, and answering questions that you sent in to secretkeepersclub@gmail.com!
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Carly is back this week chatting about her parents, Michelle Branch, and answering questions that you sent in to secretkeepersclub@gmail.com!
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Carly starts this week's episode bragging about a black friday deal!! We get to some listener questions, and do a couple of fun FMKs!
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Carly is back this week, we chat about thanksgiving, going out, and get to listener questions and 3 FMK’s!
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Carly is back this week answering emails and chatting about her weekend in texas where she met a lot of cutie secret keepers!! We get to questions and a few FMKS!
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Carly is back this week chit chatting about Britney Spears, Taylor swift, we get to some listener questions and a SAUCEY FMK!!!!
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We’re back this week with questions from listeners, an embarrassing moment with the FDNY and two FMKS!
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Carly is back this week listening to a few cringe date stories, and a ton of listener questions! a very special 90’s FMK! send in questions to secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
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This week we have a story about STEALING, a story about a chicken boi, a question about a certain celebrity couple, and we realize a lot of us are going through the same thing right now. send in questions to secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
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Hi Secret Keepers! Carly is back this week asking the question: How do you know when someone really likes you? we chit chat a lil about Demi lovato and get into some listener questions! send in questions to secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
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Hi friends! Carly is back this week chatting about two embarrassing things that happened to her, the shows this past weekend with Jessimae, Dave Chappelle's new special, and more! We get to some listener questions and some fun FMK’s! You can send in questions to secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
We chit chat about Britney Spears, talk some nostalgia, and get to some listener questions and a bunch of FMK’s !
Carly's back this week, we discuss the Gabby Petito case, get to some listener questions and a drinking FMK!
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Carly is BACK this week! She tells a story about a celebrity encounter she had at an after party, we get to some listener questions, and a TJ FMK! Email us at secretkeeperslcub@gmail.com
Carly is back this week with some big news (!) a bunch of emails and a few fmks! send in questions to secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
Carly is back this week chatting about embarrassing things, we get to some listener questions and a couple of FMKS!
Carly is back this week, she got a PR package, we talk celebrity couples, get to some listener questions and a couple Shit Crappens! FMK: MY FAVORITE STORES!!
Carly is back this week. Stanley did a bad boi thing. Questions you guys sent into Secretkeepersclub@gmail.com , a FMK and a FUDGE marry kill!!
Carlys back this week and she left her voice on Fire Island ! Listener questions and a FMK!
HELLLLOOO!!! We’re back this week with: SPACE NEWS, Jeff Bezos’ hat, JLo and Ben, a bunch of questions you guys sent in to secretkeepersclub@gmail.com and two FMKs!!
Hello and welcome to the club! Carly is back this week answering your questions and giving you a WOULD YOU RATHER and a couple of FMK's!!
Hi! Carly is back this week. We chat about the hottest things the opposite sex does that is not supposed to be hot. And get to some listener questions and a couple of FMKS! send in questions to secretkeepersclub@gmail.com!
HI all! We're back this week and it's been a HUgE news week in celebrity pop culture and world news! We do a quick recap of the weeks events and get into some listener questions send in to secretkeepersclub@gmail.com!
Hi! Carly is back this week! SHE SAW ONE OF HER FAVORITE PEOPLE EVER(!!) and we get into the Britney Spears court hearing, some Kardashian Crappola and some listener questions!
Carlys back this week! We chit chat a lil about Thomas Johnathan Maximus, and the thrill of it all post panny. We get to some listener questions and what was supposed to be an impossible FMK being VERY EASY.
Carly is back this week chit chatting about the fact that she has highlights and has a pool. We ponder the exact reason why exactly people go camping(?!?). We get into some listener questions and a SWeEt FmK!!!!
Carly is back this week. She brags about her new swimming pool. Chats about some LGBT news, gets to some listener questions and has quite the array of Sopranos FMKs!
Carly recaps the friends reunion, MORE JLO NEWS, questions sent into secretkeepersclub@gmail.com, a FMK, and a family exclusive shit crappens!!
Carly is back this week. We chat a lil about some celebrity news stories and get to listener questions, a shit crappens and a FMK!
Carly is back this week with some chit chat, celeb news, questions, a warning about getting back with someone that doesn’t have a bath mat (or comforter :), and a shit crappens. And a FMK!
HI! Carly is back 2 Shake it this week with some celeb news about a certain billionaires recent divorce and a certain embarrassing online encounter, as well as listener questions! Should I still be friends with him after he broke broke my heart? How to get past feelings of resentment from an abusive ex? Should I hook up with someone in the friend group? And Two FMKs!
Carlys back this week and we get to listener questions about being professional at work, situationships, Ben & Jen (!!), how to deal after an awkward hook up, some FMK's and Much more!
Carly is back this week with some questions and a bunch of FMKs! send in questions to secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
HI! Carlys back this week with listener questions, a sh*t crappens and a FMK! Send in questions to secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
HI! This week Carly is back and feeling better! We chat about JLo and A-rod possibly finally calling it quits, a lil about shark tank, and get to some listener questions! How can you let go after someone you really care about calls it quits because they "Just want you to be happy" (HUH)????!!! How to not let someones past mess up your relationship? What to do if you have a problem with your partner still talking to their ex? SEVERAL FMKS: SATC, 1D, PA$Ta sauce!!!!
HI! Carly is heavy breathing and back this week answering your questions! Email us at secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
FMK: JO BROS!
hi! Carly is back this week chatting about some celebrity TEA, and a bunch of listener questions with TWO FMK’s!! You can send in questions to us at secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
HI! We’re back this week with some celebrity gossip and tons of listener questions! send in questions to secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
Hellllllo! Carly is back this week with warning from her mom, a childhood memory, and tons of listener questions! How do you date in a foreign country? When to walk away in a relationship? How big is TOO big of an age gap/Why haven't we had "the talk"? What to do about a messy friend that is affecting your happiness? Two FMKs And much more!
Getting to some questions we didn’t get to last week! How to deal with being overwhelmed with work while also taking care of your family? How to deal with a friend breakup? Should you apply to the bachelor? AND a SHIT CRAPPENS, with an FMK!
Carly stayed up late to watch Meghan and Harrys interview with Oprah and wants to discuss! We also talk about Pepe La Pew getting "cancelled" (eye roll) and get to bunch of listener questions! What do you do if your partner changes their mind about wanting marriage and kids? How do you deal with getting “unfollowed” by someone you care about? Have you ever called it quits on someone because you want your freedom? Is it appropriate for your boyfriend to buy expensive gifts for his ex’s family? And more! Two episodes this week since we didn’t get to all of last weeks questions!
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Hello!! Carly is back this week with a bunch of listener questions! How do you handle toxic in-laws? Am I crazy or is everyone else? How to cut off the work F*Boy? We get a question from a concerned listener wanting more info on turkey baster girl from last week, and discuss the accusations of a certain governor! How do you end friendships? Do you pour milk before cereal? And a SATC FMK!!!! Aiden Big Steve!! OhhhHH boy this one is a doozie !
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Carly is back this week with some news about Ted Cruz’ leggings, his crusty white dog, and some new Shia Labeouf accusations. We get into lots of listener questions and a fun It’s Always Sunny FMK!
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Hello! We’re back this week with tons of questions! What should you do if you hate your friends husband? What to do if a Hinge match disappears on you? How do you deal with your partner having a low sex drive? What should you do if you feel behind in dating and think your clock is ticking? Is a partner not telling you about an STD a red flag? And much more! Send in questions to secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
Carly is back this week. She discusses the new Britney Spears documentary that aired on Friday. Another Ben Affleck theory. And a few listener questions!
FMK: Sephora, Ulta, Marshalls beauty section
Carlys back this week with some celebrity scoop. Is Ben Affleck okay? (No). Do we care that Lauri Loughlins daughter is back on youtube? (No). Are we so so proud of JoJo Siwa? (Yes). Do we believe that tunafish from Subway is not real tuna? (Yes). Do we think people who eat Tuna from Subway are insane? (BIG YES!). And a bunch of listener questions!
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Brendan Sagalow returns this week! We go through emails. Talk about Dating do’s and Donts and do Some FMKS’s! Get Brendans New album “Not Now more Than Ever” on iTunes, Spotify, Apple music! send in questions to Secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
Carly is back this week with some celebrity gossip, Is Arm & Hammer a cannibal? Is Azelia Banks the worst? Would you risk it all to see Bow Wow perform? We also get to some listener questions? Should you intervene with your friends parenting? How to deal with a guy whos let himself go? and A FIRST DATE UPDATE! FMK: cheeseburger, mac & cheese, hot dog !
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Carly is back this week. She talks about some shows she watched this weekend, seeing her mom, some celebrity gossip and gets to a listener question about a first date after 7 years! and a N*SYNC FMK!
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One of Carly's BFFAEAEAEAE's Sarah Brotherton (@thesbrotherton) joins the club this week! we chit chat about our clubbing days, Sarahs experience as a child model, some celebrity news stories of the week, and get to a listener question!
Carly is back this week we’re discussing our favorite celebrity moments of 2020! We’ll see you next week ! You can send in questions to secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
Hello! Ciao! Bon Giorno!!! Carly is solo this week filling you in on her new love (its a cat) and answering a ton of listener questions. We have a follow up email from a listener who can’t get passed her boyfriends cheating, advice on how to get over an old fling, how to stop BaNgiNg you’re ex’s, and more!! send in questions to secretekeepersclub@gmail.com for next weeks episode!
Very special guest Vinny Guadagnino joins us this week! We chat about The Jersey Shore, the trials and tribulations of dating, being single and your 30’s, and get to some listener questions! How do you deal with anxiety during quarantine? What are misconceptions people have about you after seeing you on a reality show? And a Jersey Shore FMK!
Very funny comedian Jared Freid joins us today. We talk reality TV, online dating and get to some listener questions: How do you deal with not feeling successful in life when everyone around you seems to be in a different place than you?
HelllLLLLOOO and welcome to this weeks episode, we have real life friend/comedian Bobby Jaycox (@bobbyjaycox) joining us this week for round 2! we discuss fun stories and get into some listener questions: How do you navigate online dating? Is it normal to feel annoyed that your ex has moved on and you haven’t? PLUS two FMKS!
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This week Carly is solo! She discusses her birthday, MBJ having an OF (!!) and we chit about men being garbaggio and a Secret Keepers dating woes, FMK: ITALY PARIS LONDON
We have comedian and host of HQ Trivia Matt Richards on the podcast! We chit chat and answer a few listener questions, a story about an accident at a TJ Maxx. And do a couple of FMKS. Follow Matt @mattwasfunny and email us at Secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
Carly is solo this week, filling you in on some life stuff and getting to some questions: How do you help a friend who doesn’t leave the house? How should you deal with a love interest at your new job? We hear a short story and a story about a girl who found her biological father in her 20’s! Lots of FMKS. Email us at secretkeepersclub@mail.com and GO VOTE!!!!
OmGgGgG !! We have the OG FBD Chris as the guest this week! We chit chat and answer listener questions ! CHIK FIL A FMK
This week we have real life friend Megan Otto telling us a recent story about her romantic life. We discuss relationships, her “adventure journal”, Saving the children, manipulation, BREAKING BAD, and how important it is to vote - FMK: Walter white, jessie, Hank You can follow Megan @mottobot and send in questions to secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
Comedian, friend, and fellow Long Islander Mike Feeney joins the club this week! We discuss music, Mcdonalds, Blockbuster, Mayonnaise, Fruit Roll ups, and we do a special FMK Long Island edition: BE&C, 6ft sub, bagels! Follow Mike at @Iammmikefeeney and send in questions to secretkeeperslcub@gmail.com
This week we have the hilarious Monroe Martin joining the club! We do a chit chat and get to some listener questions: What should you do if you are jealous when your boyfriend hangs out with his friends? Do you rekindle a friendship that you’ve been through so much together when you feel like your friend is inconsiderate of your feelings and not making good choices? You can follow Monroe @monroemartiniii & listen to his podcast No Need for Apologies. Email secret Keepers club @ secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
James Mattern joins the club this week! We talk about the earlier years of stand up, mistakes we've made, and get to a listener question! Should you shoot your shot with a friend you're in love with when you know they're in a happy relationship? and a MUSIC FMK: r&b, Rock, rap! Follow James @thejamesmattern
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Barstool sports' KFC joins the club this week! We talk about Britney Spears, Brad Pitt, nostalgic pop culture and get to a listener question! How do you deal with a “friend” who hooked up with your boyfriend and now is slandering YOU on the internet? FMK: Avocado toast, Biscuits, Crepes.
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This week we have comedian and friend Giulio Gallarotti joining us! We chit chat about when we first met each other, hidden camera shows, being silly, fun comedy shows, his country wide travels and much more! We get to a listener question about a best friend who has been VERY manipulative. email us at secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
FMK: ITaLiAn StyLe - Pasta, Bread, pizza!
We have comedian Mike Cannon on the show this week! We chit chat and get to a question about a guy having a bit of a weird relationship with a listeners friend, and talk about why someones ex you've never even met would block you on instagram! a FMK: good charlotte, Blink 182, Green Day.
Jessimae Peluso joins us this week! We disucss mushrooms, drinking, mariah Carey and get to a listener question: How do you know when its love? We do some FMK’s and giggle a LOT!
This week we have very special guest and friend H. Foley @Foleygrams from the podcast "Are You Garbage?”. We discuss stealing, Cher, and much more. We get to a listener question about when to talk about marriage in a relationship and we get a VERY special secret! Two FMKs: scone, muffin, croissant/ Target, Homegoods, Tj Maxx! you can email Secret Keepers Club @ secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
Carly’s mom joins the podcast this week! We answer a couple of listener questions: What should I do if I am constantly the emotional punching bag for my guy friends when they become single? and how to deal with a mom that is living with you and has no plan on moving out! We do a couple FMK’s and talk about how sexy turtlenecks are - email us! secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
Tank Sinatra joins us this week! We discuss how he got into the business and get to some questions from the listeners. how to deal with a partner who has a different political preference? how do you build up an instagram following as a micro influencer, and more. FMK: books, music, TV. email us at secretkeeeprsclub@gmail.com
HelloOO! This week on Secret Keepers Club we have our friend and fellow comedian Neko White. Carly and Neko discuss COVID, Aliens, Harry potter and get to some listener questions. Am I falling for my hook up buddy? How do you define the relationship if you just started dating someone Pre quarantine and things are finally getting back to normal? We do a FMK - Hulu, Netlix, HBO - You can follow Neko @Nekowhite93 and listen to his podcast Potterhood on iTunes, and download his Album Marscellus ! Email in questions for next weeks episode to secretkeepersclub@gmail.com! Thanks for listening and we’ll see ya next week! byYYEE
This week we have comedian and friend, Annie Lederman! Annie and Carly talk about some old memories and tell some funny stories about past loves and mishaps from meeting people at bar. We get to a question from a secret keeper who doesn’t know what to think about her boyfriend using a dating app? and a chef FMK: Gordon Ramsay, Guy Fieri, Bobby Flay
Hello everybody! Carly is solo this week and we are spilling so much tea, and unpacking a lot of DrAmA!! Carly discusses some celebrity news, her boyfriends eating habits, outer space, and a new roommate she saw in her kitchen yesterday. We get into some emails (or should we call them TEA-Mails??) How do you deal with a friend who has gotten herself into quite a bit of trouble when the friendship is affecting your mental health? What to do if you have remorse about breaking up with your partner? How to deal with a friend who’s husband is a total psycho that is racist and also hates Europe?
THREE FMK’s! Oat milk, Diet coke, Diet Dr.Pepper// Chik-fil-a, KFC, Popeyes//Uncle Jesse, Uncle Joey, Danny Tanner
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Happy Monday! This week Carly is getting a psychic reading with friend/fellow comedian/psychic Thomas Dale! You can reach Thomas on Instagram at @ThomasDale5 or email him Thomasdale55@gmail.com for an appointment!
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Helllllo everybody!!!!!! Carly is Solo this week due to not having wifi and also having no friends. She drank several coffees and has bad anxiety so she is ranting in her empty apartment about Aliens, space, Black holes, Menstural cups, and how annoying her boyfriend is. She also very badly answers questions, What do you do if your italian mom doesn’t accept you? How to deal with your boyfriend having a very close relationship with his therapist? Why do you keep getting ghosted by guys before you even meet them? How to deal with your beautiful amazing friend that loves a guy who is terrible for her? ANNNND how do you put pressure on your boyfriend (but also not put too much pressure on him) to get him to finally pop the question ? FMK: CHRIS CUOMO ANDREW CUOMO JOEY TRIBBIANI
This week we have our longtime friend and comedian Bobby Jaycox(@bobbyjaycox) ! Bobby and Carly talk about a few road stories involving thrifting, eating junk food, Carly having 80 boyfriends a year, and helping a girl who was barfing in a parking lot in North Carolina. We answer your questions about Quarantine relationships, moving out of your parents house, and possibly having a gay dad. A BUNCH OF FMK’s ! You can send in questions to secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
Happy Monday everybody! This week we have the AMAZING and wonderful Laurel Stucky on the pod! You know her from The Challenge on MTV, we chit chat about life, some experiences regarding someone who’s initials are J M (!!) and get to some questions: How do you deal with jealousy from a past relationship carrying over to your new one? and what should you do if your boyfriend gives the girl you hate a tattoo on her booty? CHICKEN FMK: wings, nuggs, roasted! email us @ secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
This week we have friend, comedian and The King Of Staten Island actor Ricky Velez on the podcast. We discuss living in New York, filming the movie, and get to some listener questions: If your boyfriend is lying to you about where he is, what should you do? And, what to do if you love life is messy involving two of your ex boyfriends. FMK: Arizona Iced Tea, Yoo Hoo, Snapple! Email us @ Secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
Jessimae Peluso is back on the podcast this week! She is a queen, goddess, and angel. We chit chat a lot about being an activist, protests, Laurie Loghlin, Mossimo from Target, LOVING the TJ/Homegoods/Marshalls franchise, Sanjay Gupta, and being constipated THEN we get to some listener questions. Our FMK this week is Paul Rudd, Giovanni Ribisi, and John mayer (THE ULTIMATE TRIFECTA) - Follow Jessi @Jessimaepeluso and send in questions to secretkeepersclub@Gmail.com
This week we have the wonderful Emilia Ortiz (@Ethereal1) on the episode with us, we discuss dealing with mental health during the quarantine and get to a whole bunch of listener questions! How do you cut off your mom and not feel guilty about it? How can quarantine affect a budding relationship? How can we finally let go of a relationship we never got closure from? Email us @ secretkeepersclub@gmail.com !
Fan favorite, Carly's mom joins us this week on the podcast, we answer listener questions; How do you not resent your partner if they don't change their lifestyle after having a baby? If you want to move and your partner doesn’t, what should you do? How to deal with a troubled sibling that causes problems within the family? WE GET AN UPDATE FROM a listener from 2 episodes ago that was in a sticky situation with a shady coworker. AAANnnnddd we do 2 HUG marry kills!
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This week we have comedian Liza Treyger @GlitterCheese! We talk about filming The King of Staten Island, TV shows, Celebrities we’d cry if we met, Tattoos, get to a listener question and do SEVERAL FMK’s !! send questions to secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
Helllllo! On this weeks episode we have Carly’s real life friend Megan Otto! We discuss Megan’s very interesting life, Social distance dating, John Mayer, Brad Pitt and we get to some listener questions: How can you stop your friend from being THAT girl, and how to deal with a guy who’s being shady about communication (that also happens to be your coworker) FMKs, Sauna, hot tub, massage AND Arbys, Chik fil a & Boston Market! Send in questions to secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
Special guest Brendan Sagalow is on this week! We discuss online dating, fainting, and high school reunions and get to some listener questions about boundaries in a relationship and knowing when to let someone go. We also do a chocolate FMK and a nostalgic 90's rockstar FMK! Email us @ secretkeeeprsclub@gmail.com
This weeks guest is Jeff Leach who is from England and also Macedonia. We discuss being british/european, the Spice Girls, NSYNC, Carly’s ex boyfriend that wore jeans and dress shoes to the beach, and a bunch more! We hear from a listener that has a problem with her BFF and her future husband. Spice Girl FMK - EMAIL US - secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
Hello! This week we have a VERY special guest Jessimae Peluso ! We talk about some memories we’ve had through the years and get to a question about self esteem. Email us @ secretkeepersclub@gmail.com !
HellllooOOoo secret keepers! Carly is back this week wearing the same sweatpants as last week, chat about some tv shows and get to answering a ton of your questions, and a very special WHO WOULD YOU RATHER - hope you’re all doing well - you can email us at secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
Helloooo secret keepers! Carlys back from her closet! She’s doing a puzzle and watching a lot of TV. We recap the tiger king phenomenon and get to some questions with a very HEALTHY FMK! Send questions to secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
Hello quarantine QT’s! Carly is recording from her closet this week! We get to a ton of questions, talk about the Tiger King documentary (watch it!) and do a couple of FMK’s! STAY HOME & Email us @ secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
Hello! We’re back in studio with Emma! We discuss the corona virus 🦠 and get to some questions, POTATO FMK!!
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Hellooo!!! Carly is in studio this week and discusses the best show ever made, love is blind, says that she would eat spiders, and then gets to some questions and of course a F M K !! Keep sending us emails at secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
Hellooo secret keepers!
Carly is in the studio today, she chit chats about some shows she watched, her dumbest moment that caused her major inconvenience this week and we get to some questions ! Send in questions at secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
We talk about royalty, meteors, JonBenèt Ramsey, dogs, Carly tells a story about getting falling for an online attention trap, we get to a question : how do you deal with your partner expressing they’ve lost attraction to you?
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FMK: Ja rule 50 cent trick daddy
Hey Secret Keepers, welcome back. We have someone very special we want you to meet, our new sound engineer King! We talk about grinding it out at the gym to get some fit butts. We also try to get in the heads of hecklers at comedy shows, and discuss the Australian wildfires. We answer listener questions about what to do about mismatched love languages, and friends who might be drinking too much.
FMK: Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman, Wynona Ryder in Stranger Things, Sigourney Weaver in Aliens
Helllllooo! Emma and Carly chit chat and get to some listener questions: how to get back up when you’re screwed over on your birthday and you’re bummed out? What should you do if your friend tricked a guy into knocking her up? And more!
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Hello Secret Keepers! We're so happy to welcome you back to the club, and Emma and Carly back to the studio. Even though it's a little chilly, we still got some hot topics to keep us warm. We're talking hollywood heartthrobs, fitness, and murderers! Plus, answering your questions about home vs hospital birth, and how to deal with conflicting feelings about an ex (hint: therapy!)
FMK: Brad Pitt, David Beckum, Idris Elba
Emma’s out of town & This week we have our favorite cisgendered Penismann Jared Freid. We talk the bachelor, the kardashians, setting people up, the era of envy, shark tank & SO MUCH MORE - we answer a question and do a FMK - email us @ secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
Hey Secret Keepers! We're talking all of our favorite things: Outback Steakhouse, Ruby Tuesday, Cheesecake Factory, doomsday prepping, and (fictional!) kids going missing. Also, don't trust 23 and me. We answer a listener's question about confronting a liar, and do FMK with Thanksgiving, Christmas, and Halloween. Also, let us know what age you found out Santa wasn't real on the Facebook page, just don't let the kids see.
Emma and Carly are back in the studio! Emma saw Lance Bass- Carly had a travel nightmare. We answer a few questions, what happens when you accidentally date a married man?
FMK: Amazon Netflix Hulu - send us questions! secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
Hey Secret Keepers, Emma and Carly are back together (kinda). Emma's calling in from Vegas, and Carly's rocking a broken foot. Carly tells us how she broke her foot, and the pettiest ex she's ever had. Meanwhile, Emma's outsourcing her TV treatment to Bangledesh which can't possibly misfire. We also get to some questions, and handle a very special Sopranos FMK!!!!
Carly and Emma are back! We discuss rappers, auditions, arguing, and stupid fights in relationships. We get into some questions! Email us at secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
Also, be sure to catch Emma performing on the following dates July 6th Creative Alliance in Baltimore, MD
July 7th Bethlheem, PA Steel stacks at Artsquest center
July 10th , 11th, and 13th Zanies in Rosemont, IL
July 12th Zanies in Chicago, IL
Carly is out for one more episode and Emma and Chris HANG! Chris is working on his summer outfit, Emma is having a man one identity crisis about a ride to the airport, they get into possible intimacy issues, and Chris opens up about a past relationship, his time being Muslim, Emma pretends she knows what monolithic means and they get to some questions!
Should you trust a boy with a giraffe tattoo? What does it mean if your boyfriend is more into PDA then you? Can it work?
FMK Ted Bundy Jeffrey Dahmer Charles Manson
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Should you tell a friend on their wedding day if you just found out her fiancé has a secret child?
Welcome to another episode of Secret Keepers Club! Carly’s in Italy and Emma sits down w special guest comedian Rosebud Baker! and of course, Chris!
The girls catch up about being newly single, the pros and cons of casual sex and what recently happened at Rosebud’s sisters graduation plus get to some emails such AS... Advice for a self described "shitty wife" and how to approach a friend who’s fiancé has intel on, said friends new husband?
FMK The Office Micheal Dwight Jim Carly will be back soon!
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Emma and Carly haven’t been in studio for a million years! Carly talks about her vacation and tells us some exciting news. We get to some questions, should you stay with you “perfect on paper” boyfriend or get back with someone that was really special to you in the past? A secret keeper sends some advice to another! We love you guys, email us at secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
Carly and Emma are hearing noises, Carly’s parents met her new boyfriend and we call them to see how they felt about him. We talk about KFC, Coachella, and ecstasy. We answer some questions: should you get into a relationship with someone that might be going into the military? What happens if your bf doesn’t make you feel SeXi and there’s a lag in your sexual chemistry? Is it important to think about money in a relationship if the person you love is a....wait for it....COMEDIAN???? We chat a little about Carly’s cute G-ma, And much more! Thanks for hanging with us! Email us @ secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
Is Emma wearing fancy shoes? Maybe. The girls compare notes on designers and deduce that everything MIGHT be shit. Carly orders a special outfit for her trip to France andItaly with her boyfriend, who does not like his current nickname, Croissant, so they brainstorm a new nickname!
The girls compare stories from their ”Days” on Track and Field and a special guest appearance is made by Carly's mom. Carly needs to step out for a sec and Emma goes rogue, interviewing Chris!
After some crazy catch up the girls get to a doozy of a question: Is it normal for your boyfriend to watch porn in traffic?
FMK: Game of Thrones, Grace and Frankie and Friends
FMK: Peeps, Cadbury Cream Eggs and Jelly Beans
Welcome back! The girls absorb listener feedback on Vabbing (you guys love it but want it featured less) and decide to hold off on turning the podcast into a full on VAB A THON. Carly gets her period, live on air, EMMA HAS TO PROVE SHE IS ABSTINENT AGAIN. The girls recount intense sex scene auditions and dice into questions such as...
If your partner makes more money than you, should they pay more rent? What’s the conversation there? What to do on a dinner date when the other person gets there and says they are not hungry!?!
Carly talks Emma out of a career as a pro muckbanger. And they dive into a FMK with MASCARA, EYEBROW PENCIL, FOUNDATION
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Carly and Emma feel crazy today. Carly fills us in about her nightmare weekends on the road. We hear a vab story. Emma tried vabbing , it didn’t work. We get to an email, does age really matter? Why won’t he make a move?
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FMK, GINGER EDITION: Ed sheeran, Rupert Grint, Prince Harry.
Secret Keepers are coming in hot! The girls get into some cold brew and things go crazy!!! Carly congratulates Emma on passing her abstinence test (for acne pills) and the girls dive into a BUNCH of questions!!!
FMK Friends EDITION
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Welcome to Secret Keepers Club! Emma starts off with an aggressive SIGH which the girls deduce stems from unrelated to the sigh stress - they catch up and compare notes on pilot season (the ‘season’ tv networks cast their shows, which just passed) and determine...IT’S BEEN A BIT ROUGH. But not before reenacting a recent audition for LAW AND ORDER. Carly shares her experience starting out in the biz, Emma saw an astrologer but thought it was a psychic, and they dive into some questions!
FMK Danny Deveto edition!
We catch up and chit chat about nerds,geeks,dorks and dweebs. We talk about Dwayne The Rock Johnson, ponder what jobs we are qualified to do (hint: it’s nothing). A new listener just ended a long relationship and is feeling really sad, we weigh in on it.
FMK Pita chips, cheesy Doritos, cool ranch
Emma and Carly catch up. Carly’s eye is infected. Emma thinks she met Carly’s soulmate. Emma tells us about her “alternative” school. We talk a little bit about vabbing (surprise!) and get to some questions. What do you do if your roommate is being loud when she is banging and also eats a pie your boyfriend baked for you? What do you do if the guy you’re dating is cheap and it makes you feel guilty? Email us! Secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
FMK: Charlie Hunnam, Jake Gyllenhaal, Michael Cera
Hello! Welcome to the club! Carly tried vabbing (IT WORKS!) and went on a bad date. Emma strained her bicep from exercising and deals with some relationship stuff. We hear yet ANOTHER vabbing success story. A very confusing situation, is it a deal breaker if the person you’re “exclusive” with doesn’t go out of their way for you on a special occasion? What do you to if you love your boyfriend, but you can’t stop fantasizing about being with other men?
FMK: TWIZZLERS, STARBURST, REESES
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Welcome to the club! Emma is frazzled, messing up her schedule and very paranoid it will seem like she only has one luxury sweatshirt! Carly recovers from a
a double red eye, and shares her experience w meditation - and they take notes on health and wellness. Carly's mom is going to get a tattoo - but we will see it when it happens! The girls catch up and get to some listener questions about getting over a past love, and what to do if you are “fat shamed” by a family member. Send us questions to secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
FMK - Mark Summers, Levar Burton, Bill Nye the Science Guy Steve Buscemi, Ron Jeremy, Clint Howard
Welcome to another episode of Secret Keepers! Carly was ALMOST late by a minute, but was not late because of the time vortex that is Duane Read. The girls dive into Carly’s purchases at Duane Read, Emma tries singing again, and they figure out how to solve the tide pod problem. They catch up about the crazy things they did as kids and of course, dive into some questions!
Chris gets a big reaction from Carly and Emma about a certain brand of trail
Mix and they FMK: French Fries, Baked Potato, Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Lawrence, Jennifer Lopez
A secret keeper sends us a story about an unfortunate and awkward sex situation with someone that possibly may be dead, and sends us a question about what to do when a guy says he’s interested in taking it to the next level but then ghosts you? After an unexpected break up due to a conflict of religion, a listener wants to know why they can’t let go of the past although they’ve moved on with someone new? How do you deal with having a tumultuous relationship with your significant others family?
TWO FMK’s! -Alcohol cigarettes weed -Bad girls club, Jersey Shore, real world
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Carly and Emma are back in studio for the first time in forever! Carly squashes some rumors. We talk about Jordyn Woods fumbling the bag and a lot about the Kardashians. Some chit chat about Botox. We discuss how happy we are that the secret keepers are creating a community and being there for each other. Carly breaks some news. We get to a question, Allegedly “vabbing for men” works but Carly doesn’t believe it.
FMK: Guy Fieri, Goldie Hawn, Whoopi Goldberg
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We talk a little bit about Valentine’s Day. A listener wants to know if she should say something to her friend that is a 30 year old virgin. Emma and Carly discuss how amazing they are at first dates as well as being very famous in Swaziland. We get to a TON of questions! What should you do if you can’t stand giving blowjobs? How do you stay committed and motivated to a healthy diet and lifestyle? Should you take your dream job in another country or pursue a relationship with someone you’ve never met but have special feelings for? How do you handle dealing with getting left on read after having an unfortunate embarrassing sex situation?
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FMK’s: CHEESES: MOZZERLLA, PARMESAN, CHEDDAR.
VACATIONS: MIAMI BEACH,YOSEMITE NATIONAL PARK, TOKYO
SILVERWARE: FORK, SPOON, KNIFE
Carly’s Corona number 2 is kicking in and Emma’s hogging Carly’s Juul - which Carly needs to quit smoking; they are both sweltering in Emma’s room at the Holiday Inn (cause she cranked up the heat) and get to listener questions. Is his D everything? How confusing is sex? As they hang and dig into questions they feel better, get drunker, get more British at points, Emma rips a hundred dollar bill in half, and Carly uses the word laxidazy in the most correct way possible and last but not least - they sing a original reggae song inspired by a listener question.
AND they get to a FMK!!!!
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WE HAVE A SPECIAL 2 PART EPISODE THIS WEEK! CHECK BACK TOMORROW FOR THE REST! Emma and Carly are having a meltdown at a Holiday Inn in Burbank California. Carly gets drunk off one beer. They discuss Emma getting her butt kicked by a professional wrestler (who’s nipple she saw 4 times) while dressed scantily clad. Carly discusses an alien person that had an inappropriate fetish and an inappropriate fashion sense. See ya tomorrow!
The girls look forward to shooting a pilot in LA (which is a foreshadow to some to next weeks episode, hint: things DID NOT GO AS PLANNED), Carly catches us up on her new haircut and Emma asks about Carly's days as a hairdresser and recounts a waxing horror story. Your girls get to some questions and tackle TWO FUCK, MARY, KILLS!
GUY ONE: Bradly Cooper, Channing Tatum, George Clooney
GIRL ONE: SANDRA BULLOCK, JULIA ROBERTS, ANGELINA JOLIE
How weird is it to use a towel as a tampon? Are hazelnuts advanced nuts? Welcome to another episode of Secret Keepers Club! The cuties Carly and Emma discuss the differences between a having a cult and a community. One of them can’t handle the pressure of leading a cult, while the other graciously steps up to the challenge with a lovely day to day outline (think coffee, watering plants, and making a lil lunch).
Before diving into questions the girls consider what kind of brilliant mind invented uncrustables!?! What booze gets you the most drunk? And, Carly does a killer devil impression while Emma reminisces about fluff sandwhiches.
AND OF COURSE A BRAND NEW FMK!
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EMMA IS BACK!! Lots and lots of chit chat. Carly and Emma discuss starting their own milk business and discuss different milks for a very long time (literally 20 minutes). We try and figure out how to get Emma out of her gym membership. We discuss a book Carly’s reading and also the R.Kelly docu-series. A listener writes in about being engaged for a couple of years but her fiancé is having a sudden change of heart.
FMK: POPTARTS, TOASTER STRUDEL, HONEY BUNS
HELLO and welcome to another episode with your friends at Secret Keepers Club. Emma is out for one more week, and Carly is joined by their friend and comedian Rosebud Baker, from Amazons Inside Jokes and the Justin Bieber themed podcast Two Less Lonely Girls. Carly gives viral video advice for Rosebud’s dog, her hate for the ASPCA (which is misplaced for PETA) and a crazy FMK which gives insight into Rosebuds dating habits!
We're still missing Emma while she's in LA, but it's okay because Carly's mom is substitute secret keeper for the second week running. The Aquilinos take care of some New Year's shopping, ruin the color red, and answer your questions. Hug, Marry, Kill: Kanye West, Offset, DJ Khaled
Emma is out of town, Carly’s mom joins the club this week as our co host. We answer your questions and play a fun game of HMK (hug, marry, kill)
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Emma and Carly discuss their resolutions. What should you do if every guy you hook up with seems to be in a relationship? We talk about Emma’s identity theft. We hear from a listener that is struggling with an unexpected pregnancy with her boyfriend.
FMK: Eric (Little mermaid), The Beast (beauty and the beast), Shang (Mulan)
SPECIAL SECRET CHRISTMAS EPISODE ! WE CHIT CHAT SO MUCH WE DIDN'T ACTUALLY GET TO ANY QUESTIONS. WE LOVE YOU GUYS AND HOPE YOU HAVE THE HAPPIEST OF HOLIDAYS ! SHARE WITH FRIENDS, LIKE, RATE, & SUBSCRIBE !
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After a month long hiatus from recording in person, Emma and Carly catch up on life, work, and potentially the most embarrassing thing to happen in Carly’s life to date! Carly saved it to tell on the podcast! Is it the worst thing ever? Will things be okay? It’s an emotional roller coaster in all the right ways!
Emma got a haircut and has a good face. Vabbing success story. Is a hot dog a sandwich? How do you meet new friends and let go of certain people in your life who are toxic? How can you cope with having sexual problems in your current relationship due to a sexual assault from a partner in the past in the past?
FMK, SAMMY EDITION: Grilled cheese, PB&J, BLT
Should you feel guilty if you are not officially dating someone and you’ve met someone new? We hear from a listener that moved away from home to be with her man and now feels like she may have made a mistake. How do you meet a man if you are a independent career driven single lady ?
FMK: Kris, Kim, Kendall BONUS FMK: HORROR MOVIE EDITION
Emma found out why she has been poopin’ her pants. Carly’s arch nemesis writes us an email. Should you act on having a sex with a girl for the first time if you’re in a happy relationship? Should you see your ex one last time if you still love him and can’t get him out of your head? Should you tell a guys fiancè he’s been cheating on her?
FMK - Tom Hardy, Ryan Gosling, Liam Hemsworth
We talk about donuts, giving gifts, and who would win in a fight if we fist fought. A listener wants to know why she feels embarrassed about farting in front of her partner. We talk to Carly’s mom about Cornish hens, farting, the key to a long marriage, and if cheesecake is a cake. We talk more about farting. How do you find someone in the LGBTQ community to have a real relationship with if you are a little intimidated of the scene? Are you allowed to ask a guy you’ve only known for two weeks if he is sleeping with someone else/if he sees a future with you/what’s going on with his ex girlfriend that you found out about because stalked her on Instagram? We ask Chris/future baby daddy if it would be “too much too soon.”
FMK: Singers, drummers, Guitar players.
Emma tells a story about how she once lost the key to a set of handcuffs. We hear from a listener that claims Secret Keepers Club changed her sex life and has now coined the term “vabbing”. How do you know for a fact that a guy is really in an open relationship and isn’t just saying that so he can have his cake & eat it too? How does a “hoe” get over a heartbreak? Is cheesecake REALLY a CAKE?!
FMK: PIZZA WINGS FRIES
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How can you tell if he’s a f-boy or a BF ? A male listener wants to know how to deal with his girlfriend wanting the dog in the bedroom while they....ya know. How do you get your ex out of your head ? What do you look for in a significant other?
FMK: Lance Bass, Justin Timberlake, JC Chasez - a very in depth discussion about if Backstreet Boys are better than N*SYNC
Carly and Emma discuss taking tests in the special room at school. Emma takes pregnancy test to find out if she is carrying a baby messiah. We talk to our sound engineer Chris/future baby daddy about an inquiry from a listener asking if he is single and subsequently decide to pimp him out on Instagram. Carly talks about her “lesbian” experience. We answer a question from a straight guy listener that thinks his girlfriend may be cheating on him. We also answer a question about the double standard and stigma of men dating younger women vs. women dating younger men.
FMK: Chris Hemsworth, Chris Evans, Chris Pratt.
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Carly and Emma dive into the outcome of Carly’s recent Blood Facial, Emma considering Accutane, Carly’s elaborate family game of Chopped, and how Emma measures pasta sauce...one handful at a time. Secret Keepers ask about following ones boyfriends ex on social media and how to disengage the compare and dispare game, what happens when your husband is your close friend BUT the attraction is gone, and much more
FMK WITH Paula Dean, Amanda Bynes, or Tonya Harding.
What should you do if your boyfriend doesn’t want you to go down on him? What does it mean if guys that you are dating consistently bring their friends on dates with you? A very long conversation about crocs. How can you ask a guy out if you haven’t dated in a while? We get a mans input from our sound engineer Chris on if it’s sexy if a girl makes the first move (and if calling it a wee wee is offensive or not). A male listener wants to know what to do about feeling guilty after sex.
DOUBLE FMK - RITTER SPORT BUTTER BISCUIT/ REESES CUPS/ TWIX & SWEDISH FISH/GUMMI BEARS/SOUR PATCH KIDS
Update on Mommas boy girl. What to do if your friends are shaming you if you aren’t available to hang out with them as often as they’d like? What do you do when a guy is in love with you and you don’t love him?/ what do you do if you’re in love with your guy fringed?
FMK: Linda Blecher, Lois griffin, Marge Simpson.
In depth discussion about if you would go to another planet and never come back. Can you be friends with a professional athlete that is married and wants to fly you out to a game? What do you do if your boyfriend never goes down on you? How do you rid a demon ex out of your mind?
FMK: Susan Boyle, Mariah Carey, Adele.
Carly and Emma dive into the merits of labels, how to react if someone says you taste like chlamydia, and if its worth it to come out as bi – if you are in a happy, monogamous, straight marriage. PLUS Carly’s reaction to Emma’s most bazar childhood secret yet... FMK
FMK: STEVE IRWIN, MISTER ROGERS, LAVAR BURTON
Is it foolish to let your boyfriend ejaculate inside of you? How do you go about telling guys you are thinking about hooking up with that you contracted an STD from a sexual assault? What do you do if you can’t have an orgasm from P in va-G? What do you do if you think your friend has an eating disorder but she is sensitive about the conversation?
FMK: CAST OF FRIENDS - Chandler, Ross, Joey - Monica, Rachel, Phoebe.
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Listener wants to know if he should edit his stand up set if his ex is going to be in the crowd. We discuss the difference between asexual and “acommittal” (which is a word we made up). And also give absolutely terrible advice to a listener that needs work on her gay-dar.
FMK: QUEER EYE EDITION: ANTONI, KARAMO, JONATHAN.
Emma had another accident. Listener wants to know if she should tell her boyfriend that she slept with his best friend/roommate while they were on a break. Should you risk a friendship ending to see if a relationship could be possible?
How long do you wait for him to propose if you’ve already been together for 7 years ? FMK: Seth Rogen, James Franco, Jonah hill
Listener is confused about what to do after she left her boyfriend to explore new things sexually and is now feeling lonely. We talk about what to do if you’re in love with someone that will never love you. FMK John Mayer, Dwayne the Rock Johnson and Michael B Jordan. Send us questions at secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
Emma saw the guy she gave a blowjob to.
Carly is single again after being in a very long one month relationship. Guy can’t get it up after he had sex with a porn star and contracted a treatable STD, a woman listener wants to know when to begin maintaining her mustache. Follow up from a listener who’s question was answered about when to say “I love you”. A food FMK featuring Nachos, wings, and mozerella sticks. And a person FMK featuring DJ khaled, Mr.Bean, and Bob Ross.
Carly and Emma welcome you to another episode of Secret Keepers Club, where they touch on such topics as Gold Teeth, leaky brain, dry BJs and spineless Momma’s boys.
Carly has her period, Emma might have gout. Listener wants to know how to discuss how/when to bring toys into a relationship when your partner isn’t as open to discussing sex. Emma and Carly discuss their stance on fisting/butt stuff. Listener wants to know what to do when “he ain’t the one but he’s a lot of fun”. And a riveting fuck, marry, kill featuring: Mystical, Fabolous, and DMX. EMAIL US @ secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
Carly and Emma discuss relationships, cheaters, and how to move on. And a friendly game of FMK. Email us at secretkeepersclub@gmail.com
Carly & Emma answer questions sent in from listeners and play a fun game of Fuck,marry, kill.
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Woo hoo episode 1! Carly and Emma discuss toxic relationships, when to say the “L” word, Masturbating, when to define the relationship & a fun game of F, Marry, Kill!
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