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Phoenix Winter
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Requested By: HighHorseFlys
Lyrics:
I wanna be a mobile supercomputer
A vision of the future
Begin the cyber revolution
Mechanical fusion
The perfect evolution
With systematic harmony
I'll run onto eternity
And although this metal's part of me
I shall not lose my sanity
Shatter the flesh and reinforce the bone
Embrace this carbon mesh this power's all my own
These simple parts of mine are interchangeable
Unlimited connections when you're digital
Becoming one with wires is sensational
Go out with the old and in with the new
Stomp the ground
Resonating sound surrounds me
A power best described as godly
At life's intersection, reaching for perfection
Requiring no more correction
Rip away the obsolete
Clean format, update complete
No more emotions
such a novelty
The future key
that would be
so clear to me
These simple parts of mine are interchangeable
Unlimited connections when you're digital
Becoming one with wires is sensational
Go out with the old and in with the new
My hunger for perfection is insatiable
A prototype that's fully operational
This armoured alloy shell is unbreakable
My existence is irreplaceable
No lyrics, but I think this will be the last adorable video I'll be uploading X3333
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No lyrics, but I'm really spoiling you guys with a video~ :3
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Lyrics:
[Trixie Lulamoon]
You better believe
I’ve got tricks up my sleeve
And I’m a captivate
'Cause I'm powerful and great
[The Illusions]
Oh, whoa, oh-oh-oh-oh
[Trixie Lulamoon]
You better believe
I’ve got tricks up my sleeve
See me dominate
'Cause I'm powerful and great
[The Illusions]
Oh, whoa, oh-oh-oh-oh
[Trixie Lunamoon]
You think you've got what it takes to go toe to toe?
I've got more moves than you'll ever know
I own the stage, I'm all the rage
You're from the past, I'm from the Space Age
[Trixie and the Illusions]
Come on, you're just making noise
Listen how my music destroys
Anything you throw at me
I'm gonna throw back, just wait and see
[Trixie Lulamoon]
You better believe
I’ve got tricks up my sleeve
And I’m a captivate
'Cause I'm powerful and great
[The Illusions]
Oh, whoa, oh-oh-oh-oh
[Trixie Lulamoon]
You better believe
I’ve got tricks up my sleeve
See me dominate
'Cause I'm powerful and great
[Trixie and the Illusions]
I'm here to take you down a peg
Oh, whoa, oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh-oh
By the time I'm done, you're gonna beg
Oh, whoa, oh-whoa-oh-whoa-oh-oh
[Trixie Lulamoon]
To be in my band, application rejected!
[The Illusions]
Rejected!
[Trixie Lulamoon]
Don't look so sad and so dejected
[The Illusions]
So dejected
[Trixie and the Illusions]
Don't mean to brag, don't mean to boast,
But I'm a six-course meal and you're just burnt toast
Think I'm gonna ever give up?
No, never, ever, ever, ever!
Come on, you're just making noise
Listen how my music destroys
Anything you throw at me
I'm gonna throw back, just wait and see
[Trixie Lulamoon]
You better believe
I’ve got tricks up my sleeve
And I’m a captivate
'Cause I'm powerful and great
[The Illusions]
Oh, whoa, oh-oh-oh-oh
[Trixie Lulamoon]
You better believe
I’ve got tricks up my sleeve
See me dominate
'Cause I'm powerful and great!
Lyrics:
(Photo Finish)
There's something I want to share with you...
And I think you all are very much going to like it.
You're going to love what you see...
If there's anything you want,
You know I can give it
If there is a dream you dream,
I can let you live it,
Take a chance and let me do
What I do the best,
We can take you, clean you up,
And make you shine above the rest
It doesn't really matter
What they thought of you before
By the time that I am done,
No pony will ignore
You, little you,
Now a great big superstar,
Stick with me baby,
And I'll make you go far
That's right, I can make you a...
(Mandopony)
Picture perfect pony,
picture perfect pony, pony, pony, pony
Picture Perfect Pony,
picture perfect pony, pony, pony, pony
Photo finish, that's her name,
Makin everypony pretty is her number one game,
She do what she do, to make you more than you,
Nopony gonna care if what we share is true,
Cuz lies are beautiful, the truth is not,
Come on little mare, you better shake that plot,
You know that's what they really all came to see
A picture perfect pony
Why you gotta ruin everything with questions?
Shut up, tune out, and don't forget to mention
How happy you are that they all came to see you
And how you understand everypony wants to be you
(Photo Finish)
Now let me clear up any doubts
You may think you possess
Everypony will adore you
When they see you in that dress
Fans screaming everyday
To get a piece of you
Lights, cameras, all the time,
Watching what you do
You know it's what you want,
I mean, how could you say no?
There's never been a pony here
With the guts to go
And why would you run away?
It's everypony's dream
To be a star in outer space,
Where no pony hears you scream.
(Mandopony)
That’s why you wanna be a...
Picture perfect pony,
picture perfect pony, pony, pony, pony
Picture Perfect Pony,
picture perfect pony, pony, pony, pony
Picture perfect pony,
picture perfect pony, pony, pony, pony
Picture Perfect Pony,
picture perfect pony, pony, pony, pony
Lyrics:
Deep in the pages of history
Lies a shadow hiding in a mystery
A late night story buried far away
Until it once again sees the light of day
And when the little colts and fillies turn out all lights
And tell a story of a factory as black as night
The luxury of rainbows comes at a price
Just ignore the screams, and don't think twice
You've proven to yourself and to all of us
That you're not fit to fly like a Pegasus
You don't even deserve those wings you bear
When you stand beside a legend, you don't even compare
All of the failures help to fuel success
In the bloody and visceral weather game of Chess
And just because you've disappointed you'll pay the price
Now accept your fate and die in the Pegasus Device
Phantom screams echo through the ruined facility
A horrible silence builds an eerie tranquility
The souls of many innocent fill the air
And the hope that they all died with scattered here and there
A mighty machine built within the wake
Of a long dead dream, little demon awake
The citizens sleep, never quite knowing when
The device will reawaken, hungry again
You've proven to yourself and to all of us
That you're not fit to fly like a Pegasus
You don't even deserve those wings you bear
When you stand beside a legend, you don't even compare
All of the failures help to fuel success
In the bloody and visceral weather game of Chess
And just because you've disappointed you'll pay the price
Now accept your fate and die in the Pegasus Device
(pause)
All of the failures help to fuel success
In the bloody and visceral weather game of Chess
And just because you've disappointed you'll pay the price
Now accept your fate and die in the Pegasus Device
I don't even remember my past
I don't remember who I used to be
I don't even remember my friends of old
I don't remember my destiny
My mane is purple and my coat is orange
What I've become? I have no idea.
I only know one simple thing
The name they gave me: Absentia
You've proven to yourself and to all of us
That you're not fit to fly like a Pegasus
You don't even deserve those little wings you bear
When you stand beside a legend, you don't even compare
All of the failures help to fuel success
In the bloody and visceral weather game of Chess
And just because you've disappointed you'll pay the price
Now accept your fate and die in the Pegasus Device
I don't even recognize your rainbow mane
When you hide it behind that mask of shame
You don't even deserve those wings you bear
You used to be a legend, a righteous mare
All of the failures help to fuel success
In your bloody and visceral weather game of Chess
And then you sit upon your throne and you roll your diamond dice
And you send us all to die in your Pegasus Device
In the Rainbow Factory, where fears and horrors come true
In the Rainbow Factory, where not a single soul gets through
In the Rainbow Factory, where failures pay their toll
Now I've awoken, and I'm taking back control
Requested By: Cabelval
(BlackGryph0n)
It's close to midnight
Something evil's lurkin' in the dark
Under the moonlight
You see a sight that almost stops your heart
(Applebloom)
You try to scream
But terror takes the sound before you make it
You start to freeze
As horror looks you right between the eyes
You're paralyzed
(Applebloom)
'Cause this is thriller
Thriller at night
And no one's gonna save you
From the beast about to strike
(BlackGryph0n)
You know it's thriller
Thriller at night
You're fighting for your life
Inside a killer
Thriller tonight, yeah
(Applebloom)
You hear the door slam
And realize there's nowhere left to run
You feel the cold hand
And wonder if you'll ever see the sun
(BlackGryph0n)
You close your eyes
And hope that this is just imagination
But all the while
You hear a creature creepin' up behind
You're outta time
(BlackGryph0n)
'Cause this is thriller
Thriller at night
There ain't no second chance
Against the thing with the forty eyes, girl
(Applebloom)
Thriller
Thriller at night
You're fighting for your life
Inside a killer
Thriller tonight
(Applebloom)
Night creatures callin'
The dead start to walk in their masquerade
(BlackGryph0n)
There's no escaping the jaws of the alien this time
(They're open wide)
This is the end of your life
(Blackgryph0n)
They're out to get you
(Applebloom)
There's demons closing in on every side
They will possess you
(BlackGryph0n)
Unless you change that number on your dial
(Both)
Now is the time
For you and I to travel close together, yeah
All through the night
We'll save you from the terror on the screen
We'll make you see
That this is thriller
Thriller at night
'Cause I can thrill you more
Than any ghoul would ever dare try
(Thriller)
(Thriller at night)
So let me hold you tight
And share a
(Killer, diller, chiller)
(Thriller here tonight)
'Cause this is thriller
Thriller at night
(BlackGryph0n)
And, I can thrill you more
Than any ghoul would ever dare try
(Thriller)
(Thriller at night)
(Both)
So let me hold you tight
And share a
(Killer, thriller)
-Baasik Breakdown-
(Both)
'Cause this is thriller
Thriller at night
And, I can thrill you more
Than any ghoul would ever dare try
(Thriller)
(Thriller at night)
So let me hold you tight
And share a
(Killer, thriller)
I'm.... i have no words for this... all voices sung by one voice actress
Lyrics:
[Fluttershy]
(Octavia)
Yes
Ya'll know what it is
Elliemontie
MLP voices
indeed
Let's rage
(Applejack)
I knew you were
You were gonna come to me
And here you are
But you better choose carefully
‘Cause I, I’m capable of anything
Of anything and everything
(Granny Smith)
Make me your Aphrodite
Make me your one and only
But don’t make me your enemy
(Celestia)
your enemy
(Granny Smith)
your enemy
(Button's mom)
Your enemy
(Granny Smith)
Your enemy
(Rarity)
So you wanna play with magic [yaaaaaay]
Boy, you should know what you're falling for [wooohooo]
(pinkie pie)
Baby do you dare to do this? [yaaaay]
Cause I’m coming at you like a dark horse [wooohooo]
(Photo Finish)
Are you ready for, ready for [YAY!]
A perfect storm, perfect storm [YAAY!]
Cause once you’re mine, once you’re mine
There’s no going back
[Fluttershy] - [Queen Chrysalis]
Uh,
She’s a beast [beast]
I call her Karma [karma]
She eats your heart out
Like Queen Chrysalis [HAHAHAHA]
Be careful
Try not to lead her on
Shorty’s heart is on steroids
Cause her love is so strong
squeal
(Zacora) - [applebloom]
You may fall in love
When you meet her [meet her]
If you get the chance you better keep her [keep her]
She's sweet as pie but if you break her heart
She'll turn cold as a freezer
(Celestia)
That fairy tale ending with a knight in shining armor
She can be my Sleeping Beauty
(Queen Chrysalis)
I’m gon’ put her in a coma!
(Octavia)
WHAT?
(Bulk Biceps)
YEAH!!
(Rainbow Dash)
So you wanna play with magic [yaaaay]
Boy, you should know what you're falling for [woooohoooo]
(Applebloom)
Baby do you dare to do this? [yaaaaaay]
(Babs seed)
Cause I’m coming at you like a dark horse (woooohoooo)
(pinkie pie and Miss, Harshwinny)
Are you ready for, ready for (YAAY)
A perfect storm, perfect storm (YAAAY)
(pinkie pie)
'Cause once you're mine, once you're mine [gasp]
(Maud Pie)
There’s no going back...
Lyrics:
Come on Eileen, come on Eileen
Poor old Johnny Ray
Sounded sad upon the radio
He moved a million hearts in mono
Our mothers used to sing along
Who'd blame them?
You're grown
(You're grown up)
So grown
(So grown up)
Now I must say more than ever
Come on Eileen
Toora, loora, toora, loorye, aye
And we can sing just like our fathers
Come on Eileen
Oh, I swear, well, he means
At this moment, you mean everything
You in that dress
Oh, my thoughts, I confessed
Verge on the dirty
Ah, come on Eileen
Come on Eileen
These people round here
Wear beaten down eyes
Sun in smoke dried faces
Resigned to what their fate is
But not us
(No, never)
No, not us
(No, never)
We are far too young and clever
Remember
Toora, loora, toora, loorye, aye
Eileen, I'll let this tune forever
Toora, loora, toora, loorye, aye
Eileen, I'll let this tune forever
Come on Eileen
Oh, I swear, well, he means
Ah, come on let's take off everything
That pretty red dress
Oh, Eileen tell him yes
Oh, come on let's, ah, come on Eileen
Come on Eileen
Oh, I swear, well, he means
At this moment you mean everything
Come on Eileen, tooloorye, aye
Come on Eileen, tooloorye, aye
Toora, toora tooloorye, oh, Eileen
I said, come on Eileen oh, come on Eileen
We are far too young and clever
And things won't ever change
And I say, toora, loora, toora loorye, aye
Come on Eileen
Oh, I swear, well, he means
At this moment, you mean everything to me
Oh, to me, oh, Eileen
You mean everything
Requested By: Cabelval
I must say that I am proud to be a brony!
Lyrics:
--Introduction--
(I used to wonder what friendship could be,
until you shared its magic with me!)
A while ago if you would ask me what I watch in my spare time,
No I probably wouldn't tell you what was really on my mind.
But lately I've been thinking of a reason I should hide
FIM as if to mention it where painful, when it feels so good inside~~!!
Why can't I mention Fluttershy and her timid loving mind,
How she can be herself near animals, but shies away from her own kind?
Why can't I mention Pinkie Pie? And the way she kind of acts a bit like me sometimes?
You see I use to hate that I liked my little pony. Not any more...
I'm proud to be a brony!
[Applejack]: "Can't hear ya, I'm asleep."
[Rainbow Dash]: "Ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh ohmygosh OHMYGOSH!!"
[Rarity]: "Thiiis is whiiining!"
[Fluttershy]: "You rock! woohoo..."
Twilight: "Your faithful student, Twilight Sparkle."
[Spike]: "can you do that? Can you explode twice?"
[Rainbow Dash]: "It needs to be about twenty percent cooler."
[Pinkie Pie]: "Oatmeal?! Are you crazy!?"
[Fluttershy poison joke]: "I don't wanna talk about it..."
SQUEE X333
Many try to make me feel embarrassed but their attempts have been in vain,
For though they tell me I'm the one with problems, they're the ones who are insane!
So for those watch but won't admit it; well you shouldn't be like that.
Cause you could be twenty percent cooler in ten seconds flat~~!!
Why don't you mention Rainbow Dash and her acrobatic skill,
How she will try her hoof at anything just to get a little thrill?
Why don't you mention Apple Jack, and talk about her honest southern style power of will?
See you don't have to fake that you hate my little pony. Shout it out~~!!
"I'm proud to be a brony!"
---Musical Interlude---
"My Little Pony"
"Winter Wrap Up"
"Art of the Dress"
"Cupcakes"
So I'm gonna mention Rarity and how she's oh so lady like,
But even though she's prim and proper, she could make it in a fight!
And I'm gonna mention Twilight, and though she's kinda nerdy, boasts a power tucked away, could take an Ursa any day!
So how about you? Would you do what I do, or be phony?
I'm asking you now...
Are you proud to be a brony?!
Are you proud to be a brony?...
THIS MUSIC CONTAINS LOTS OF SWEARING!!!
you have been warned...
Lyrics:
(Twilight)
May I have your attention please! x2
Will the real Pinkie Pie please sit down!
I said: will the REAL Pinkie Pie please sit down!
(Applejack)
Uh, We're gonna have a problem here...
(Pinkie)
Y'all act like you've never seen a pink pony before
Eyes all on the floor, like Mrs. Cake is being a whore
with me babysitting worse than before
Apples to the core? That apple core is rotten now (Ew!)
And now Twilight like:
(Twilight)
Oh no, what a catastrophe! She didn't use the legend of the mirror pool, did she?
(Pinkie)
And then Spike said.. nothing you bronies!
Spikes a bone-head, he's hiding under his bed!
Brony guys love Pinkie Pie
(Applejack)
Pinkie Pie, I'm sick of her, look at her
Hopping around shaking her you-know-what
in front of you-know-who
(Rainbow Dash)
Yeah but she's so fun though
(Pinkie)
Yeah I probably consumed too much; sugar and sodium
But no worse, than what's going on; on nickelodeon
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just cut cheese
but I can't! Nor can Cheese cut Pinkie
My plot is in your face! My plot is in your face!
Clap your hooves and do a little shake!
And that's the dance move we teach to little kids
And we expect them to not know what twerking is
Of course they're gonna know friendship is magic
and everything that's tragic in the world is not run by little girls
We aint nothin but horses!
Well some of us donkeys that can't be bothered to sing on key
But if we can show a male and a female pony's marriage
Then why can't two female ponies just kiss?
All I know is Eminem will be pissed if he hears this
Sorry, those bronies can't resist!
(CHORUS)
'Cause I'm a pink pony, yes, I'm the pink pony!
all you other pink ponies are just being phonies
So won't the real pink pony please sit down! Please sit down! Please sit down! x2
(Pinkie)
Fluttershy doesn't have to be loud or annoying
But I do, mainly because I get paid to
You think I wanna be best pony?
Half of you bronies don't even follow me, let alone know me
(Rarity)
But Pinkie Pie darling, you're just so weird!
(Pinkie)
So? Don't you know that's why I'm feared?
My jokes go on longer than Star Swirl's beard?
Damn Dashie! 10 seconds and the sky is cleared?
Now I can properly flip off Gilda
I wanna control her with my mind like Matilda
Griffon bitch, yelling at Fluttershy
Making Andrea cry, that's why we all want you to die
Put me on blast on Discovery kids!
And show the world how the Hub wanted to get rid of us
I'm sick of you Deviantart groups, who the hell even starts groups?
All you losers ever do is fart poop
There's hundreds of us who talk like me,
trot like me, break the fourth wall like me
Who hop like me, stop drop and clop like me
I'd rather be me than be Trixie or Flash Sentry!
(CHORUS x2)
(Pinkie)
I'm like a head trip to watch!
Weather you watch me for my personality or for my crotch
Look I'm just glad Hasbro didn't draw balls on ponies
But now all you bronies answered the call and hung it up on your wall
I just go around being all random
Cupcakes I hand 'em out to this fandom
Oops, did I say "hand", I meant hoof
Keeping in with the whole anybody/anypony spoof
It's funny, 'cause at this rate when we're canceled
Us ponies will live on through brony artist's pencils
Twilight will still be crazy, Dashie will still be lazy,
Flutter will still sniff daisies, Applejack's dog will still have rabies,
And Rarity will never say "maybe" to a date with Spike
Man take a hike to Haiti, find a new lady
maybe that dragon that fluttershy was raggin' on will be at BronyCon
So will the real Pinkie please sit down
and if you wouldn't mind please make a frown
'Cuz only one of us can smile so bright, you lose your sight
I don't bite but if you're a cake I might!
(CHORUS x4)
(Pinkie)
Hee hee! Guess there's a pink pony in all of us.. Buck it. Let's all sit down.
It's been awhile since i've uploaded anything, but now you could find me on Itunes!!!
(Requested by: Marionette/Purple Guy)
Lyrics:
I don't know what I was thinking
Leaving my child behind
Now I suffer the curse and now I am blind
With all this anger, guilt and sadness
Coming to haunt me forever
I can't wait for the cliff at the end of the river
Is this revenge I am seeking
Or seeking someone to avenge me
Stuck in my own paradox I wanna set myself free
Maybe I should chase and find
Before they'll try to stop it
It won't be long before I'll become a puppet
It's been so long
Since I last have seen my son
Lost to this monster
To the man behind the slaughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song
So I could ponder
The sanity of your mother
-pause-
I wish I lived in the present
With the gift of my past mistakes
But the future keeps luring in like a pack of snakes
Your sweet little eyes, your little smile
Is all I remember
Those fuzzy memories mess with my temper
Justification is killing me
But killing isn't justified
What happened to my son, I'm terrified
It lingers in my mind and the thought keeps getting bigger
I'm sorry my sweet baby, I wish I've been there
It's been so long
Since I last have seen my son
Lost to this monster
To the man behind the slaughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song
So I could ponder
The sanity of your mother
Lyrics:
If it's groove you're looking for,
then you've come to the right place
Octavia can't you see,
Classical is not the type for me
Now don't you look the other way,
because this music's here to stay
Now wipe that grin right off your face
Cause it'll all be gone when you step into this place
So put down that cello and go grab the bass,
cause we're swingin' here tonight,
this ain't no fancy music place.
You just gotta let it go, from everything that tells you no
Even if this is not your type of show,
your type of show.
(pause)
Maybe you've learned a thing or two,
about how fast those hooves can groove
Now c'mon just take a chance,
these beats will put you in a trance
Now these things you just can't forget,
it would only bring regret
but there's one thing you must know
we can't stop this crowd from stomping on the floor
So put down that cello and go grab the bass,
cause we're swingin' here tonight,
this ain't no fancy music place.
You just gotta let it go, from everything that tells you no
Even if this is not your type of show,
your type of show.
(pause)
So put down that cello and go grab the bass,
cause we're swingin' here tonight,
this ain't no fancy music place.
You just gotta let it go, from everything that tells you no
Even if this is not your type of show,
your type of show,
just let it go.
Requested by: Anonymous
Don't look for me in the spotlight
Don't think that I am the one
Who brightens your lives,
And endlessly strives,
To live a life in the sun
I will never shine, I'll never be beautiful,
And I will never be yours,
She made it clear, I should stay right here,
So you can be sure...
That I am no hero
I can't answer your prayers
No matter how I feel inside
I know that nobody cares
For I am no hero
And when you look to the sky
You will never see my face
You'll never see me cry
This is the real me,
Unashamed, but not unafraid
I won't say I'm sorry
For who I was,
I can't say I've never strayed
Far from the light, away from the path
That all the righteous have tread,
But I'll never lie, no I'll never try
To claim I'm perfect instead
For I am no hero
I can't answer your prayers
No matter how it feels inside
I know that nobody cares
For I am no hero
And when you look to the sky
You will never see my face
You'll never see me cry
No I am not perfect,
I just wanna be
The one you look up to
In times of need,
But you love another,
I'll never be the same
When you're lonely like me,
Don't call for my name...
Don't call my name.
Lyrics:
Look back to long ago
To a little town so calm and slow
The days and months and years just kinda slipped on by
You learned to play those ancient strings
While the world listened to other things
Until you finally just sat down to cry
So you packed a bag and said so long
And you didn't look back till you were long gone
Headed to the city to play your song
Cause that's where you belong
Your parents worried 'bout you every day
All your friends said you chose wrong
But the promises of fame, success and fortune
Were just too stong
Your only friend in the cold cruel city are your strings and bow
Keep walking through the rainy streets with your head down low
As air gets colder and the rain turns to snow, whisper to yourself
I'm the type of pony everypony should know (everypony should know)
I'm the type of pony everypony should know (everypony should know)
Octavia, chin up now, don't look so glum
Octavia, the time for you to shine has come
Octavia, straighten up your tie and rosin up your bow
And play the world an overture they'll remember for years to come
Octavia, don't sell your dream so cheap
Octavia, this night is yours to keep
Octavia, just take a breath and reach down deep
And play the world a lullaby to send us off to sleep
You've grown to love this sleepless city
With the shows so bright, and the lights so pretty
You feel that this is where you're meant to be
Your name and face are everywhere
When you walk by, they stop and stare
And you pretend like you just never see
So you called a friend back from the past
A relationship that's meant to last
You wonder how she's been all these years
Can't talk now, busy making a brand new song
Or is she faking, the conversation broke you down to tears
Why did I forget about her for so long
I thought it wouldn't really matter but it's all just gone so wrong
I'm sorry, so sorry, I'm trying to be strong
I'm the type of pony everypony should know
But who I am inside isn't what I show
And as I walk through the cold and snow
I feel so low
Octavia, chin up now, don't look so glum
Octavia, the time for you to shine has come
Octavia, straighten up your tie and rosin up your bow
And play the world an overture they'll remember for years to come
Octavia, don't sell your dream so cheap
Octavia, this night is yours to keep
Octavia, just take a breath and reach down deep
And play the world a lullaby to send us off to sleep
Octavia, we all miss you here at home
Octavia, when you left us all to roam
Octavia, we never thought we'd see you again
But the only thing we hear from you is you were right again
Octavia, we all miss you here at home
Octavia, when you left us here to roam
Octavia, will you come back home to show
All of us what's become of the cellist we used to know
(ElectroKaplosion) - [Feather]
Lyrics:
(Electro)
I think that you're rather unique
Perhaps you're something new
And if you'd like to oblige
I'd like to get to know you.
[Feather]
You seem fundamentally fun
I feel like being your friend.
Let's see the big city sights
and find how well we blend.
(Electro)
I hope you won't mind if I say
I'm smitten by your smile
I hope you like all my jokes
and that you'll stay for a while.
[Feather]
I'd gab that your humor is grand
At least what I understand
It seems your passion rubs off
It's better than I planned.
(Electro)
It's the start of something too great
It's really much too profound
I'm glad we ventured a chance
It's frankly hard to expound.
[Feather]
Do you think we both have a chance?
Can we even get by?
I know the odds are against.
[(We'll make it if we try!)]
(Electro)
You've hair soft as feathery down
Wide eyes to look into
Such trust and vigor for life!
[I am your pony waifu!]
(Electro)
That makes my poor heart burst with glee!
Please promise me that it's true!
That you would deign to choose me!
[I am your pony waifu!]
-pause-
(Electro)
Profess to me your foolhardy dreams
The things you find you're fond of
Tell me your every wish
I think that I'm in love.
[Feather]
You know that I love you too!
You feed me sugar cubes
Can't say what more could I want
I am your pony waifu!
(I'll be there for you every night!)
[And I will be there too!]
[You are my very best friend]
[And I'm your pony waifu!]
(Dear you are the light of my life!)
[I know that we'll get through!]
(You're everything that I need!)
[I am your pony waifu!]
(I predict a future for us.)
[We're going to make it shine!]
(Because I know that I'm yours!)
[And I know you're mine!]
(Added lyrics)
YEEEEAH PONY WAIFU
YEEEEEEEEEAH YEAH YEAH
HOOOOOH MAH PONY WAIFU
YEAH EH-EAH
I SAID OH MAH PONY WAIFU
MAH PONNNNY WAIFU
YEAAAAAH MY PONY WAIFU
OOOOOH YEAH
(I know, this isn't a MLP song but The Living Tombstone's a brony so i guess that counts)
Lyrics:
We're waiting every night
to finally roam and invite
newcomers to play with us
for many years we've been all alone
We're forced to be still and play
The same songs we've known since that day
An imposter took our life away
Now we're stuck here to decay
Please let us get in!
don't lock us away!
We're not like what you're thinking
We're poor little souls
who have lost all control
and we're forced here to take that role
We've been all alone
Stuck in our little zone
Since 1987
Join us, be our friend
or just be stuck and defend
after all you only got
Five Nights at Freddy's
Is this where you want to be
I just don't get it
Why do you want to stay
Five Nights at Freddy's
Is this where you want to be
I just don't get it
Why do you want to stay
Five Nights at Freddy's
We're really quite surprised
We get to see you another night
You should have looked for another job
you should have said to this place good-bye
It's like there's so much more
Maybe you've been in this place before
We remember a face like yours
You seem acquainted with those doors
Please let us get in!
don't lock us away!
We're not like what you're thinking
We're poor little souls
who have lost all control
and we're forced here to take that role
We've been all alone
Stuck in our little zone
Since 1987
Join us, be our friend
or just be stuck and defend
after all you only got
Five Nights at Freddy's
Is this where you want to be
I just don't get it
Why do you want to stay
Five Nights at Freddy's
Is this where you want to be
I just don't get it
Why do you want to stay
Five Nights at Freddy's
Lyrics:
Human beings fascinating, being just the way they are!
Tell me, little pony, can you push a cart or drive a car?
Lyre is my instrument, but humans strum their sweet guitar
It's a mystery, anthropology!
Fingers, toes and tiny noses, brownish hair and tannish skin
Would it be too much to ask to see the world they're living in?
Everybody tells me that it's old and fake mythology
It's a mystery, anthropology!
Aren't you bored of brushing your coat, styling your mane with your hooves?
I don't mean to butt in or gloat, but ancient history proves...
Humans don't have wings or magic. They don't need it; they don't care!
All they've got's imagination, new inventions everywhere!
Babies, children, teens and elders, all alike have clothes to wear
It's so real to me, anthropology!
Albert Einstein, Cleopatra, William Shakespeare, Elton John,
Michael Phelps, Barack Obama...who's to say that they're all gone?
Maybe humans like us too and dress like us at Comic-Con? ;)
It's so real to me, anthropology!
Yeah, they've had a couple of fights,
Nobody's perfect you see,
Still I say I'm born with the rights
to study whatever I please!
I don't need to horse around now, I can stand on two legs!
I would trade my magic powers, for a pair of new legs!
Grab your camera, come on, zoom in!
'Cause your favorite mare's a human,
ME!
That is who i'll be...!
Anthropology,
shhh!
Lyrics:
When you're rife with devastation
There's a simple explanation:
You're a toymaker's creation
Trapped inside a crystal ball
And whichever way he tilts it
Know that we must be resilient
We won't let them break our spirits
As we sing our silly song
When I was a little filly, a galloping blaze overtook my city
So they shipped me off to the orphanage. Said, "ditch those roots if you wanna fit in"
So I dug one thousand holes and cut a rug with orphan foals
Now Memories are blurred, and their faces are obscured, but I still, know the words to this song
When you've bungled all your bangles
And your loved ones have been mangled
Listen to the jingle jangle
Of my gypsy tambourine
'Cause these chords are hypnotizing
And the whole world's harmonizing
So please children stop your crying
And just sing along with me
When I was a little filly, a galloping blaze overtook my city
So they shipped me off to the orphanage. Said, "ditch those roots if you wanna fit in"
So I dug one thousand holes and cut a rug with orphan foals
Now Memories are blurred, and their faces are obscured, but I still, know the words to this song
When you've bungled all your bangles
And your loved ones have been mangled
Listen to the jingle jangle
Of my gypsy tambourine
'Cause these chords are hypnotizing
And the whole world's harmonizing
So please children stop your crying
And just sing along with me
When you've bungled all your bangles
And your loved ones have been mangled
Listen to the jingle jangle
Of my gypsy tambourine
'Cause these chords are hypnotizing
And the whole world's harmonizing
So please children stop your crying
And just sing along with me
Requsted By: Danny Darkmoon Hibdon
Lyrics:
Everypony's here for the pegasus race
I don't know what started it in the first place
and somehow I got stuck here holding the flag
where balance and preparedness were never my bag
I get knocked off my cloud as the ponies fly by
a pegasus who never learned how to fly
and all I'd have to do is to use my wings
but this isn't a joke, it's the end of things
suddenly, a butterfly
then a thousand flutter by
slow me as I'm falling down
set me on the ground, now
where am I this wondrous place?
Trees and bunnies' warm embrace
suddenly a butterfly
steals me from the sky
zoomin comes a
quick turn, wings churn
cuttin' it close get cloud burn
though these ponies show concern
they just gotta' watch n' learn
can't see the clouds as they're passin' me by
just hear the sound of them, passin' me by
watch me as I clear the gate
ha ha ha ha haaaa
you gonna'
offend one of my friends
I'll defend them to the teeth
you wanna' have a race
just name the time and place
cause' I intend
to take the wreath
one more
gate to clear it
I ain't
gonna fear it
watch as I accelerate
hahahahahaaa
suddenly, a butterfly
then a thousand flutter by
slow me as I'm falling down
set me on the ground, now
where am I this wondrous place?
Trees and bunnies' warm embrace
suddenly a butterfly
steals me from the sky
one more
gate to clear it
I ain't
gonna fear it
watch as I accelerate
hahahahahaaa (x2)
(Blackgryphon) [Applebloom]
Lyrics:
[Applebloom]
They told him don't you ever come around here
Don't want to see your face, you better disappear
The fire's in their eyes and their words are really clear
So beat it, just beat it
(Blackgryphon)
You better run, you better do what you can
Don't want to see no blood, don't be a macho man
You want to be tough, better do what you can
So beat it, [but you want to be bad]
(both]
[Just beat it], (beat it), [beat it], (beat it)
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
[Just beat it], beat it
[Just beat it], beat it
[Just beat it], beat it
[Just beat it], beat it
[Applebloom]
They're out to get you, better leave while you can
Don't want to be a boy, you want to be a man
You want to stay alive, better do what you can
So beat it, just beat it
(Blackgryphon)
You have to show them that you're really not scared
You're playin' with your life, this ain't no truth or dare
They'll kick you, then they beat you,
Then they'll tell you it's fair
So beat it, [but you want to be bad]
[Just beat it], (beat it), [beat it], (beat it)
No one wants to be defeated
Showing how funky
and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
[Just beat it], (beat it), [beat it], (beat it)
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right [just beat it]
(pause)
[beat it], (beat it), [beat it], (beat it)
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
[Just beat it], (beat it), [beat it], (beat it)
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right
[Just beat it], (beat it), [beat it], (beat it)
No one wants to be defeated
Showin' how funky and strong is your fight
It doesn't matter who's wrong or right [just beat it]
THIS MUSIC CONTAINS SWEARING
you have been warned
(here's a bonus!! let me know who won in the comments below)
I had a hard time deciding but in the end Mandopony won.
Lyrics:
(MandoPony)
Let me show you how we do it in AMERICA son
You'll be crying in the loo by the time this is done
I'm the Brony every mother buckin' Brony should know
I'm so dope I wrote songs that oughta be in the show
Now AcousticBrony is all up in my face
So you better rap tight or get outta this place
Cuz when it comes to rappin, you're gonna have an epic fail
Your gonna derp it up like you're delivering mail!
(AcousticBrony)
Call yourself a musician? I don't know how you survived
By the end of all this your 'fans' will have all unsubscribed!
So listen up Mando, I'll tell you JUST how I feel
But buckle up first cause this shits about to get real!
Everpony can see that you talk NOTHING but SHIT
I see you right through your charade, so you may as well quit
You think your songs are better, bro you must be insane
You'll never beat me, cause this is MY domain
(MandoPony)
Please! Your domain is smaller than your ENGLISH WILLY
I'm like Big Mac son, you're still just a little filly
Ain't nopony gonna beat my sick-ass rhymes
I been on Equestria Daily like 14 times!
I even make chiptunes, you silly Brony Limey
Kinda like RainbowCrash, except the music was actually WRITTEN by me
You got the subs, but but I got the hard reality
Your fame is in its twilight, you got a lotta crepuscularity
(AcousticBrony)
You're like a big mac? So you're no good for anypony..
Come on.. just admit it.. you're nothing but a phony!
You may have been able to get your songs on E-Q-D
But you know that don't mean shit, cause you ain't got nothing on me
You got your 8-bits, but I got my 8 inch weenie
My music is magic, I'm like a mother bucking genie
To be honest, you're pathetic, but that's not all that you are..
You're a desperate virgin douche bag who plays a miniature guitar!
(MandoPony)
My mandolin's more dope than anything you ever seen
I'm a folk, punk, electro-rapping MLP machine
I'm so ill I need an appointment with Dr. Whooves
While Vinyl Scratch shakes her flank to my superfly grooves
I never been a brony to hate on other brony musicians
But I feel that I been blessed, obsessed, caressed and in a rather unique position
I got a thousand screamin' YouTube fans who'll back me up
When I tell AcousticBrony to SHUT THE BUCK UP!
(AcousticBrony)
I hate to say it, but you're nothing more than a disaster!
You're out of your league, you're against a real buckin' master!
What is it with you? Does the message not get through?
You're just a waste of time, not even Fluttershy loves you!
I dont need to come back with a great verse, I have no fear..
Cause you're just tryna get to the top, using nothing but my ideas!
MandoPony? Who's that? Nobody gives 2 shits...
I'll continue to rise and watch your career fall to bits!
(MandoPony)
My career ain't falling to bits, I'm just getting started
I gotta list your talent among the dearly departed
It's the gospel according to MandoPony, y'all receive it?
This Epic Battle is OVER, and I won -- BELIEVE IT!
(AcousticBrony)
I've got more talent than you in HALF my pinkie finger
And even Dashie has to laugh when you try and call yourself a singer
You're not getting anywhere fast, this will all be over soon
So pack your bags son, cause I'm sending you straight to the moon
(I saved the best for last. Who won? Let me know in the comment below)
Im not being biased but Octavia defiantly won!!!!!
Lyrics:
(Octavia)
I'll put a classical spin on this silly rap game,
I shouldn't need to use words to put your music to shame,
It's just senseless noise, filled with wubs and bass,
My symphonies attract millions from all over the place,
You should ditch those foolish glasses, start dressing with style,
With my elegant bow tie, that should beat by a mile,
I didn't see you at the Gala, what happened? Were you late?
Oh that's right, the hired me 'cause you're so second-rate
(DJ Pon3)
It's time to crank this bass all the way to eleven,
You guys were boring at the Gala, but I rocked the Royal Weddin',
You're music's centuries old, mine always goes viral,
Think you can compete with me? You're not even a rival,
You think that you're big and professional because you play with a band?
Then how come I'm the one whose gotten more attention from fans?
You're too fancy for a fight, I'll be the last one standin',
There's no way you stand a chance against MY BASS CANNON,
(Octavia)
You clean dishes with those wubs, you think that's gonna scare me?
You must be crazy as your mane little miss P0N-3,
My music's stood the test of time and my career's at its peak,
I'd be surprised if anyone remembers you in a week,
You're just a flash in the pan, barely making the charts,
There's no way your electronics can compete with my art,
I've been playing countless instruments, all since the cradle,
I'll leave your head spinning faster than your precious turn tables
(DJ Pon3)
Barely making the charts? I'm a musical star!
You're like the Trixie of music, all stuck up and sub-par,
I've worked with the best and I'm adored by the rest!
You just play with snooty pests in bowties and vests,
Some rap battle Tavi, I wouldn't call this a fight,
You're cranky all the time 'cause you're "so uptight",
Nopony listens to classical, you might as well quit,
'Cause I'm the master of beats, so LET'S SPIN THIS S***!
(let me know who won by commenting it down below at the comment)
Twilight won again!!!!
Lyrics:
(Pinkie pie)
Pinkie senses are twitching look like you're in trouble!
You're defenseless and weak, so the fun has been doubled
After years of study, you're only at trick twenty-six?!
Maybe you could get some lessons from you old buddy Trix
you're Celestia's puppet you could barely hatch Spike
You're about as good with magic as you are on the mic
You think reading and books are gonna give you what it takes?
Wait till you get a taste of my delicious cupcakes!
(Twilight)
Spike, take this down and leave no detail out
Cause you don't have a prayer in this lyrical bout
You're gonna beat me with what? A toothless alligator?
I'll show you up and take you down just like an ursa major
Don't giggle at the ghosties, you'll be joining them soon
I'll get the princess to ship your little flank to the moon
A thousand years up there will make you crazy said and done
Oh wait, you've got that covered little miss party of one.
(Pinkie Pie)
you're calling me crazy? Did you forget lesson zero?
I defeated the parasprites, I'm everponie's hero
You don't stand a chance, I'll be completely honest
I'll break you down like the fourth wall and that's a pinkie promise!
You think you can stomp me but your efforts are in vain
You wanna get on my level? I'll be out in the chocolate rain
I'm the smiling pony with the most notorious fanon
I'll mow you down with one blast from my party cannon!
(Twilight)
Go farm some rocks cause you cant make the grade
You don have a clue how Equestia was made
You assault me with cake? That's pathetic and sad
And you don't make baked goods, you just make baked bads
Your parties are lame, they're just like your pranks
But when it comes to magic I'm the top of the ranks
And guess what I think my letter's gonna be on time
Cause i found a friendship problem, you'll do just fine.
(let me know who won by typing it in the comment below)
Discord won!
Lyrics:
(Chrysalis)
This battle will be perfect it, will surely be your fall,
I’ve dreamed of certain victories like this since I was small,
Think you could harm me clown? I could make you my slave,
I’ve got a nice spot for you in the Canterlot caves,
I’ve an entire army of changelings on my side,
You just have cotton candy and way too much pride,
I’m the destroyer of love, you just dance in window panes,
I’ll take all of Equestria, hold the chocolate rain.
(Discord)
Why hello Chryssie! I don’t believe we’ve met before,
Either way soon you’ll learn not to challenge Discord
You need an army of changelings? I can do it alone
It took the Elements of Harmony to turn me into stone,
You’re talking big game but your skill is sure is lacking
All they need is gushy romance to send you packing
I corrupted the mane six, wreaked chaos like no other
All you did was go to bed with Twilight Sparkle’s brother
(Chrysalis)
What an absolutely ridiculous sentiment
Creator of Chaos? You’re a block of cement
You’re a tourist attraction, meant for field trip displays
I may have been defeated once but I can fight another day
I overpowered Celestia with one magical blast
You mere mix-and-match creature, you’re a thing of the past
Yore rhyming riddles won’t work on me, never can
Now back to stone with you, back where you began!
(Discord)
You’re too serious my dear, what’s the fun in making sense?
You have holes in your brain too? You seem a bit dense
When it comes to superpowers, you got stuck with the dregs
I can see through all your guises like I see through your legs
You call yourself a queen? Now to that I must object
You can’t even find food for your “loyal subjects”
All you do is change shape I can change all reality
I’ll take away your throne leaving you bowing down to me.
(who won? let me know in the comment)
I love Luna, but i must painfully admit that Celestia won
Lyrics:
(Celestia)
It’s been a thousand years since I’ve seen you like this,
But I think it’s fair to tell you that you haven’t been missed,
I’m with these ponies all the time you’re a one-night act,
By the way where were you when the changelings attack?
In ever competition you’re still second place,
How can anypony like you when you scream in their face?
You need a night just for yourself, who’d have guessed you’d be so vain?
I think rarity was wrong dear you’re the royal pain.
(Luna)
Something wrong Celestia? You seem lyrically troubled,
I know all you’re trick sis, my fun is sure to be doubled.
All-powerful ruler? You delusional foal
You don’t love your subject you love being a troll,
When I was nightmare moon you were no where to be found,
Let us both face it sis it’s time for you to step down,
Tis the end of the line, don’t bother calling help,
Thy skills never stood a chance, thou ungrateful whelp!
(Celestia)
A thousand years on the moon and you still think you rule,
It’s like magic kindergarten sis you’re goanna get schooled,
You’re as dreadful as the Gala and about as fake too
Why, even Twilight Sparkle is more powerful then you,
You’re goanna make me step down? Oh, I wouldn’t make that bet.
I’ve been running night and day without breaking a sweat,
By the Elements of Harmony you’ll be once again be kicked out,
When you’re back on the moon you’ll have a lot to thing about.
(Luna)
I’ve been easy on you so far but you left me no choice,
NOW PEPARE TO FEEL A WRATH OF OUR CANTERLOT VOICE,
So stand back dear sis, let us show thee how it’s done,
We have power over you we shall blot out the sun,
Superior to us? Ha! Tis a lie,
Like a nightmare night spider we’ll just toss you aside,
We’ll banish you this time, thou had best take thy leave
This battle is over, how many points do I receive?
(give your opinion who won by typing it in the comment below)
this was a hard one but i think Zecora won!
Lyrics:
[Iron Will]
Get back, Fruity Stripe
It's about to go down!
Make way for the greatest
Motivator around!
Iron Will's the name
Training ponies is my game!
And my beat will hit you harder
Than the grill of a train!
You got your feet full of peat
I've got rock-hard abs!
So just crawl back in your hut
And keep cooking your hash!
I'll be laying you out
With my 12 step course
Cause there's more than one way
To skin a jive-talking-horse!
You talk in tongues!
They think you're a freak!
I'm gonna school you real fast
But it won't come cheap!
Bringing the pain in the name
Of the great Iron Will!
You got served, Miss Cleo
Now I'm serving you the bill!
[Zecora]
Have you gone mad?
Don't be wasting my time!
Do you dare challenge me
To a battle of rhyme?
My advice is sage
All you do is gloat!
At least I never ride
The backside of a goat!
Are you feeling shy?
Come look me in the eye!
You'll never beat me
But you're welcome to try
I'm the very last mare
You want to provoke
Your mighty pecs will be hexed
By my Poison Joke
You're a fool of a bull
Who keeps talking like a tool
I don't mean to be cruel
But you're gonna lose the duel!
I wipe away the ills
Of the dreaded Cutie Pox
But nopony can help your
Numb skull full of rocks!
[Iron Will]
You blow Voodoo smoke
While I bring in results!
I can motivate the plot
Of any mare and colt!
Cut the witch doctor crap
And let me take the lead!
I'll show you how it's done
Satisfaction guaranteed!
I'd hate to be you now
You done rattled my cage!
I turn shy little ponies
Into balls of rage!
You're gonna straight lose
When I blow my fuse!
You wanna rap against me
Then I'll WRATH AGAINST YOU!
[Zecora]
Big talk from a thug
Who got beat by a tree!
Throw your tantrum, boy
It don't matter to me
You think you can survive
These neck of the woods?
You're in Everfree now
And this here is MY hood!
I'm a rhyming enchantress
With spellbinding dances
Run back to your maze
Cause you ran out of chances!
I'll tear you anew
And when I'm through
I'll serve you in a pot of my boiled beef stew!
(tell me who you thought won in the comment below)
Fluttershy defiantly won this one!
Lyrics:
(Rainbow Dash)
Straight outta Clousdale, this won't be pretty
I'm gonna fly circles 'round this timid little filly
So you wanna be a tree? well i'll knock on wood
You won't even do the things that peguasi should
I can fly miles high while you're stuck on the ground
How does it fell to have wings, and still be earthbound?
You're weak you're scared to even go to the park
If it wasn't for me you wouldn't have a cutie mark
(Fluttershy)
If you don't mind, i'd just like to say
Hush now, quiet now stay out of my way
I'm the element of kindness, i don't want to talk trash
But i think there's a reason why they call you Rainbow Crash
i've shined across Equestria, I'm cute as can be,
i'll make your heart melt with one of my adorable squees
it's no comparison, just my stares will leave you maimed
call you Philomeana 'cause you're about to go down in flames
(Rainbow Dash)
Better watch what you say, 'cause i'll bring the pain,
I'm on weather patrol and i can make it rain,
I'm glad that cockatrice didn't turn you into stone
I prefer the opportunity to beat you on my own
Listen here Clutzershy you just might be surprised
you know what i see when i look in your eyes?
i see your end, your fall I see your certain doom
You'll be destroyed by a dash of sonic rainboom!
(Fluttershy)
I feel sorry for you and the poor rhymes you're spittin'
You're about as self-delusional as Gilda the Griffon
don't look at me to jump on your band wagon,
I'm the only pony with the guts to stare down at dragons
Think you're a better flyer than every filly and colt
Well i just have to wonder why you're not a Wonderbolt
Truth is, you're slow, I have to set the pace
You know what's soaking wet and clueless?
Your face!
(let me know who won the the comment below!)
AJ won this by a mile!!
Lyrics:
(rarity)
Applejack darling, try to keep up if you can
these might be big words for a scruffy farmhand
when it comes to high class, you can't pass the test
i've seen your sense style, it's the art of a mess
better fetch nurse Redheart 'cause this is going to hurt
my very elegance an poise will leave you lost in the dirt
you're an uncouth runner-up in a rowdy rodeo
but i'm the type of pony every pony should know
(applejack)
Beg pardon Rarity, but you're in for a shock
y'all can't compete with me, when your destiny's a rock
the most dependable of ponies says you don't have a clue
heck, even Sweetie Belle prefers me over you
and you're generous? Ha! that's a lie i must confess
you made spike gave up a ruby on his birthday on less
you're a fussy neatfreak, you're not a real fighter
i'll crush and stomp you out, just like homemade apple cider
(rarity)
of all the thing that could happen, this is the worst possible thing
By the time this battle's over, you'll have a new song to sing
you're a common farm worker, my beauty is rare
you've been a crime against fashion ever since your flank was bare
we don't normally wear clothes well as a matter of fact
you're the only earth pony who always wears a hat
just go buck some apples, you need practice at rhyming
i don't mean to complain but i though you wanted whining
(applejack)
y'all think you're so special in your fancy boutique
you have a nervous breakdown just about every week
listen here sugarcube you may think you're all that
but i got a great family you've just got a mean cat
if Pinkie brings smiles, then all you bring are frowns
even lousy diamond dogs can't stand to have you around
But i may have been harsh, a little too rough
you're true love is Prince Blueblood, that's punishment enough
(tell me in the comment who you think won)
Twilight won this one!
Lyrics:
[Trixie]
They call me Trixie!
The master bitch of all magic spells!
You say your name is Twilight Sparkle?
That don't ring any bells!
I've slayed an Ursa Major!
All your feats are just minor!
I'll take you back to school, Twi
And show you who's the best rhymer
I've got crowds from everywhere
They come to see my magic!
My spells are straight electrifying!
I'm dropping gods, it's tragic!
So check yourself, you impudent foal
I'll make you stagger!
By the way, your horn looks kinda limp
Go and take some Viagra!
And while you're at it
Just put the books down, you freaking nerd!
You'd have to read to know how to breathe
You're fucking that absurd!
I thought the books were better than you!
Ed and Bella still got more class!
So just take a pass
Cause if you keep coming
Then Trixie will come beat your ass!
[Twilight]
Dear Princess Celestia
I learned this today:
Some mares like Trixie talk shit
What else can I say?
To make it worse
They're cocky, always leaving you sweatin'
But when they're talking like a bitch
Then go and teach them a lesson!
You say your spells are great and powerful?
I learned from the best!
You're just a washed up Vegas reject
Who failed her magic test!
I've got a dragon with wits
That are sharper than razors
What kind of friends you got, bitch?
Some smoke machines and some lasers?
Magic is my element
I do not need to be told
Bitch, I was casting stronger magic
When I was just a foal!
You're a fraud!
A bigger chicken than Scootaloo!
I was hoof-chosen by the princess
Now where the fuck does that leave you?
[Trixie]
Hoof-chosen? By a troll?
You're a pretty dense bloke
She probably just chose you
As one of her big fucking jokes!
I'll beat you down, Twi
Make you cry
So best watch what you're startin'!
I'll leave you so stumped
They'll send you back to Magic Kindergarten!
[Twilight]
Now Spike, take a letter
Cause the bitch doesn't know
The kind of Nightmare Night she's bringing
When she puts on this show!
Silly mare, tricks are for kids
You fucking failure!
But don't worry, girl
Though you suck, you've still got Snips and Snails
(let me know who you think won by typing it in the comment below)
I think Big Macintosh won
Lyrics:
[Blueblood]
Oh please, you little pauper
Do you know who I am?
I'm a prince. Against me
I'm surprised that you can stand
They sent some filthy work horse to fight?
Oh, how absurd!
How can you rap battle?
You only know two words!
You're such a joke!
When you were a dog, you had more brains!
Spend less time with colts
And we won't think that you're gay!
You call this game a rap battle?
Well, this will be over quick
But I'm not leaving 'till I teach this mutt
A few brand new tricks!
There's nothing big about you
You won't leave anyone wowing
That's probably why your garden
Is the only field you're plowing
I'll leave your eyes derping in circles
By the end of this song!
And you'll keep saying to yourself
"I just don't know what went wrong!"
[Big Mac]
You like to talk a big game
You sure are pompous, eeyup!
But everything that you've said
Just doesn't seem to add up
Now pardon me if I'm wrong
You see, I'm no good at math
But I don't need to know what 2 plus 2 is
To whoop your ass!
I may not be the brightest bulb
Or the sharpest of nails
But you're so dense that people
Think you're delivering their mail
You're a coward! A chump!
You're not cut out for this game!
Oh by the way
You have a little bit of dirt in your mane
They call you Blueblood?
I'm sure that's not the only thing blue
If anypony is a joke here
It's probably you
You've gone way out of your league
Just pack your bags and go home
They call me Big for a reason:
Too much to handle on your own!
[Blueblood]
You've taken one too many apples to the head
You big fool!
Go back to your "Schmoopy Woopy Pie"
Cause you're about to get schooled!
Too much to handle on my own?
Oh, you think that you're scary?
You got tricked by your sis
A chicken, and dictionary!
This ain't a rodeo, you pig
Now get that dirt off your coat!
Cause while you're stuck in the mud
I'm in the air, on a boat!
Go cling to Smarty Pants and cry yourself to sleep
You big dope!
Do you still think you can win?
Because the answer's "Nnnope!"
[Big Mac]
Every rose has its thorn?
Well, you could have fooled me!
Because you sure ain't no flower, prince
You're more like a weed!
I'll buck you like a rotten apple
Kick you out in the rain
You're not a prince, Blueblood
You're just a big royal pain!
Where's your charming attitude now?
What's wrong, are you scared?
Because I shot you down like Rarity
Or some other mare?
You better saddle up and leave
Before I show you some harm
So get your royal ass up
And get the buck off my farm!
Lyrics:
What cause have I to feel glad?
I've built my life on judgement and causing pain.
I don't know those eyes I see in the bloodstained chrome.
Now everything that I've had
and everything I've known have been thrown away.
And with time I've come to find this isn't my home.
I've stoked the fire, seen more pain that you can know.
The tears of the broken have washed away my soul.
Pushed by desire to change the way my stream will flow,
now I've awoken, and I'm taking back control.
I try my best to block out the screams,
but they're haunting me in my dreams.
Please break my shackles,
I want it to stop.
I man these wretched machines.
Day in, day out, the grinding wears on my brain.
Undermining my sanity, making me question my reality.
But life is not as it seems.
Should I take a chance of freedom and throw it all down the drain?
I've been imprisoned, please burn my transgressions away.
I've stoked the fire, seen more pain that you can know.
The tears of the broken have washed away my soul.
Pushed by desire to change the way my stream will flow,
now I've awoken, and I'm taking back control.
I try my best to block out the screams,
but they're haunting me in my dreams.
Please break my shackles,
I want it to stop. (stop stop)
I've stoked the fire, seen more pain that you can know.
The tears of the broken have washed away my soul.
Pushed by desire to change the way my stream will flow,
now I've awoken, and I'm taking back control.
I'm sick of hurting, sick of thinking it's all I do.
I break those around me, those spared are very few.
But the bright sun is burning, and my sky shines ever blue.
Friendships surround me, I'm becoming a part of you.
I try my best to block out the screams,
but they're haunting me in my dreams.
Please break my shackles,
I want it to stop.
Lyrics:
Come Little Children
I'll Take Thee Away, Into A Land
Of Enchantment
Come Little Children
The Time's Come To Play
Here In My Garden
Of Magic
Follow Sweet Children
I'll Show Thee The Way
Through All The Pain And
The Sorrows
Weep Not Poor Children
For Life Is This Way
Murdering Beauty And
Passions
Hush Now Dear Children
It Must Be This Way
To Weary Of Life And
Deceptions
Rest Now My Children
For Soon We'll Away
into The Calm And
The Quiet
(pause)
Come Little Children
I'll Take Thee Away, Into A Land
Of Enchantment
Come Little Children
The Time's Come To Play
Here In My Garden
Of Shadows
(Requested By: Rap Record) - (check him out on youtube, link at the bottom)
Lyrics:
What is this weird show?
It's like the only thing you know
You talk about it everyday
You know this is child's play.
You path ahead is blurred
Told to go join in on the herd
You know this show's for younger crowds
How can you say you're proud?
Now think "Brony", think
Everything in here is pink!
You've spent your precious time
Now you walking a fine line.
And then you have the nerve...
To ask me to observe...
These girly things...
You open your mouth and sing...
Ponies aren't just for girls
Let this tail unfurl-
Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie
AppleJack and FlutterShy.
Do not be afraid
We will never fade
Rainbow Dash and Rarity
Join the herd- And you will see!
Hey, this show's not bad
I'll give it to ya, I'm real glad
I never thought I'd like this stuff
I thought I was just too tough.
I'm sorry I was rude
I feel happy and renewed
And even though I feel naïve
I find it hard to leave.
So thanks, brony, thanks
My mind was shooting blanks
I feel like such a fool
Who knew ponies were this cool?
Now wait for Saturday...
For the show to play...
What will it bring?
We open our mouths and sing...
Ponies aren't just for girls
Let this tail unfurl
Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie,
AppleJack and FlutterShy.
Do not be afraid
We will never fade
Rainbow Dash and Rarity
Join the herd- And you will see!
So thanks, brony, thanks
Looks like I've joined your ranks
I never could repay
What you've done for me today.
So thanks, brony thanks,
Looks like I've joined your ranks
I never could repay
Ponies aren't just for girls
Let this tail unfurl-
Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie
AppleJack and FlutterShy.
Do not be afraid
We will never fade
Rainbow Dash and Rarity
Join the herd- And You will-
Ponies aren't just for girls
let this tail unfurl-
Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie
AppleJack and FlutterShy.
Do not be afraid
We will never fade
Rainbow Dash and Rarity
Join the herd- And you will see!
(Rap Record's youtube)
https://www.youtube.com/user/the10taldwolf
Requested By: Pyschomuffin
Lyrics:
We're the toughest little ponies in town
Got the moves, got the mojo, no harder working ponies around
We are a trio, work as a team
We'll be the first ponies out on the flag-waving scene
We get going when the going gets tough
We know our very best is just never enough
We're kinda short, but so what? We don't get defeated
We could take a little break, but we don't need it
We've got hearts as strong as horses
We've got hearts as strong as horses
We've got hearts as strong as horses
We've got hearts as strong as horses
When we put our minds together, we can achieve
We're the Cutie Mark Crusaders, and you should believe
We've got determination to represent the nation
For the win
We've got hearts as strong as horses
We've got hearts as strong as horses
We've got hearts as strong as horses
And we're playing to win as we gallop to glory
We can conquer any challenge we're in
We've got hearts, hearts strong as horses
Hearts strong as horses
(Requested By: Aidan Renner)
Lyrics:
FOREST RAIN:
It was a dark day when I lost my faith
I wasn't the pony I thought I'd be
And it seemed that no one could relate
There was nothing left to see
So I took a walk to the edge of the town
And thought of leaving it all behind
When I saw a little letter fall right out of the sky
As a grey mare hovered way up high
I thought I was crazy when I saw her wave
And then simply fly away
So I opened the letter and looked inside
And what was written made my day...
It said--
"Isn't it great to be different?
Isn't it wonderful to be exactly who you are?
When you learn to start accepting yourself
You'll become a shining star"
To this day the writing on that page
Is mottled by the tears I shed
'Cause at that moment something inside me changed
And a bright new path I lead
I ran back home and I picked up my old guitar
And I started strumming these chords
And I sang her words along with this song
And I heard someone sing along
And we sang--
Isn't it great to be different?
Isn't it wonderful to be exactly who you are?
When you learn to start accepting yourself
You'll become a shining star
I turned around and I saw her at my door
That cute grey mare with the wall-eyed stare
She said,
DERPY HOOVES:
I've heard you play and sing before.
And I heard a sadness I could not bear.
I just wanted to tell you that the hardest thing I've faced
Wasn't the teasing or the pain
It was convincing myself I wasn't stupid, strange, or lame
And helping others do the same.
whistling
FOREST RAIN:
These last few years flew by just like a blur
I'm now exactly where I should be
And I know I owe it all to her
The beautiful mare who believed in me~
Isn't it great to be different?
Isn't it wonderful to be exactly who you are?
When you learn to start accepting yourself
You'll become a shining star (2x)
FOREST RAIN/DERPY:
You'll become a shining star/Isn't it wonderful
You'll become a shining star/Isn't it great
BOTH:
When you learn to love just who you are
(Requested By: Nightlight Cookiejar) - (check him out on youtube, link at the bottom)
Lyrics:
My eyes have seen this
The cold of indignation
They always look here
I feel their lacerations
I'll never be enough
I'll stumble back again
But I don't care enough
I don't have a friend
How may times did i try
They pushed me too far
The great and powerful Trixie
Knows just what you are
But is it worth it now?
Is this all that I am?
You wish I had never appeared
I just wish you'd give a damn
I trusted them
To see what's inside of me
I trusted me
To see what's inside of them
I may have stumbled once
On my insignificance
But that is all over now
I've let go of my dissonance
"Our eyes a purple haze
We share that same shade"
Yours see power
Mine see magic
See a friendship we could've made
"She is so talented!"
But what is there for me?
"I've seen a better show"
But I, she will never see.
Orion, save me now
Polaris, guide me now
The water's rising
How long until I drown?
My only sorrow
Is my head was never in the clouds
The water's rising
How long until I die?
I'm suffocating
On tears I hold back inside
The water's rising
How long until I drown?
My only sorrow
Is that i never stilled my frown
The water's rising
How long until I die?
I'm suffocating
On tears I'm holding back inside
I'm only drowning
On my loss of self-control
The water's risen
And i'm left with an empty soul
I've stumbled for the last time
I'll leave this place forever
My arrogance precedes me
It's been a mute endeavor
I'm only drowning
On my loss of self-control
The water's risen
And I'm left with a empty soul
I never thought i'd
End without a cause to blame
But you were the one there to show me
it's not about the fame
(Nightlight Cookiejar's youtube)
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(Requested By: Nightlight Cookiejar) - (check him out on youtube, link at the bottom)
Lyrics:
Here we are once again
It's our time now, we're at the end
Oh no
The lights are out, there's no one there
The love you said, was all pretend
Oh no
So beautiful, like lights up in the sky
Our love, a blazing canvas across the blackness
Eventually it died
Carry on, we'll carry on
You douse the flames, I'll lock the door
We'll burn it down to ash on the floor
The lights are fading now, and time is running out
Maybe if i stay here we'll realize just what we're all about
Maybe i'm way more than you know
We came so far together, now it's over
If only you had seen
All of the things that you meant to me
Everything's broken now
This house reeks of the stench of gasoline
Do you still remember the first time that we met?
I still remember the first thing that you said
You called my name, not sure if it was me
I kissed your lips, now I'm lost in these memories
Here we are once again, it's our time now
We're at the end oh no
We came so far together, now it's over
If only you had seen
The lights are out there's no one there
The love you said was all pretend oh no
Everything's broken now
This house reeks of the stench of gasoline
(Nightlight Cookiejar's youtube)
https://www.facebook.com/l.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fchannel%2FUCd_oXruKmYk3CnO8tOUoyJQ&h=6AQFFYGM6
(Requested By: Pyschomuffin)
Lyrics:
(Twilight Sparkle)
It isn't that I'm ungrateful
For all the things that I've earned,
For all the journeys I have taken,
All the lessons that I have learned
But I wonder where I'm going now,
What my role is meant to be
I don't know how to travel
To a future that I can't see
I have my wings, I wear this crown
I'm a princess, this is true
But it's still unclear to me
Just what I am meant to do
I wanna have a purpose
Wanna do all that I can
I wanna make a contribution
I want to be a part of the plan
(Princess Celestia)
Your destiny's uncertain
And that's sometimes hard to take
But it will become much clearer
With every new choice you make
(Princess Luna)
Patience is never easy
I understand wanting more
I know how hard it is to wait
To spread out your wings and soar
(Princess Cadance)
But you stand here for a reason
You're gifted and you are strong
That crown is upon your head because
You belong
(Princesses Celestia, Luna, and Cadance)
Know that your time is coming soon
As the sun rises, so does the moon
As love finds a place in every heart
You are a princess; you'll play your part
(Princess Luna)
We understand you wanting more
A chance to shine, a chance to soar
(Princess Cadance)
Soon will come the day it turns around
(Princesses Celestia, Luna, and Cadance)
Know that your time is coming soon
As the sun rises, so does the moon
As love finds a place in every heart
You are a princess; you'll play your part
(Princess Celestia)
You are a princess; you'll play your part
(Requested by: Flutter Shy Love)
lyrics:
I can't remember
What happened in Septemeber
When everything is gone
When it's dark and I'm alone
It's been forever
Since I could have remembered
Where the hell is everypony
I just wanna know the story
Of what happened right before
I became so alone
Still can't remember
What happened in September
Back when everypony died
Trails of blood thoughout my stride
I just discovered
That ponies were defeated
By something really strong
Is it very weird and wrong
It just doesn't belong
Like it cae out of this world
Finally, finally it's done! It's finally done!
Stop him! He's trying to kill us all! Stop him!
NO! No. I'm going to save you all, don't you try and stop me!
I've regained a small memory
Came to my head
Just like that suddenly
I think I've
Gotten a clue
Something tells me this is wrost then what I knew
This is your redemtion day, everyony! Go away from me! Stay away from me! Go away! You can't touch me now! You see this button here?
I'M GONNA PRESS IT!!!
I just remembered what happened in September
I'M THE ONE WHO KILLED THEM ALL
I SURVIVED AFTER THE FALL
(Requested by: Frosting Heartin Whipcream)
Lyrics:
I'll cook up a solution with the knowledge I've accrued
They say a kitchen time saves nine, but I'm just saving two
I've gathered the ingredients to make some time sorbet
There's hardly room for seconds when the seconds melt away!
Watch as I work my gypsy magic
Eye of a newt and cinnamon
Watch as the matter turns to batter
Open the portal, jump in!
(pause)
Crude stew, do you fear it Apple Bloom?
Sometimes life is not a cake walk served up on a silver spoon
Toss a fig and
save the date and
bread and butter chant and mutter,
marination, incantation,
chocolate icing, timeline splicing,
yeast is rising, rectifying
(pause)
(Pinkie's parents):
Pinkie if you're hearing this it means we're dead and gone
Please don't bake a portal; just accept it and move on
(pinkie)
My cauldron is preheated and I've got you in my thrall
Let's beat these yolks and save my folks by baking the fourth wall!
Watch as I work my gypsy magic
Seapony tears and provolone
God help the outcast with her witchcraft
Someday I'm gonna go home
Someday, I'm gonna go home
Lyrics:
Hey Cheerilee, Cheerilee
I'm afraid to raise my hand
I have something to ask you
'Cause I want to understand
It's not about homework
It's about one plus one is two
I don't want you to teach me
I just want to be with you
Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee
Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee
Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee
I think I'm in love with you
Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee
Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee
Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee
I think I'm in love with you
(pause)
Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee
I'm afraid to see you after school
I can't come to your office
And tell you that you're cool
It's not about my test
Or about my homework you should grade
I don't want you to tell me
I just wanna go on a date
Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee
Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee
Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee
I think I'm in love with you
Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee
Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee
Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee
I think I'm in love with you
(pause)
Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee
Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee
Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee
I think I'm in love with you
Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee
Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee
Hey Cheerilee Cheerilee
I think I'm in love with you
Lyrics:
This is all seems very unfair. How come everypony else has theirs?
I'd be lying if I said I could wait because I really want mine right now
It kind of hurts when everypony stares
To look at my flank and see there's nothing there
I'm not gonna sit down and cry, but sometimes it's just too much
I have tried so very hard to find a place where I belong
But instead of making peace with myself, I sing a little song
(na na na........)
so I wake up everyday
hoping that nopony else will say
(hey blank flank) how does it feel to not be special at all?
truth be told I'd rather hide
cover my face so we can't meet eye to eye
But big sister always drags me out and says I really shouldn't think like that
(Applejack)
You can't rush things like this sugar cube, a cutie mark comes with time
I know it's not something you want to hear, but how'd you think I got mine?
(I've heard this all before...)
You'll find that special talent that will make you realize why you rushed things all before
Besides
One day it'll come
And it's gonna make you giggle
It's gonna make you smile
The kind of one that's beautiful and goes for miles
Think about it every day but you've gotta wait until then my dear
even if it takes a year
I know where you're getting at sister, but the thought to me is torture
Gotta find a better way to get my mark much faster so I can finally stay
(ohhhhhhh........)
On this journey and quest of mine I'll find a way to get it with much less time
What do I do and where do I start
On my journey to discover my cutie mark?
If time is money and pain is gain then I will endure these silly games
Either way I'll discover my mark today
(na na na.........)
Lyrics:
The way you trot with your stride
That lovely hair those beautiful eyes
it Doesn't take a fool to realize
That I've fallen, for your clever disguise
Oh sweetie belle yeah
Will take for me to get to you
Oh sweetie bell yeah
My heart's forever true
What will it take for me to plant that seed of love, deep inside your mind
And steal your breath away from you
Sugar cube you're the apple of my eye
Another sharp thorn in my soft side
Because just the thought of you is enough to drive me crazy
And send me singing through the night
Oh sweetie belle yeah
Will take for me to get to you
Oh sweetie bell yeah
My heart's forever true
What will it take for me to plant that seed of love, deep inside your mind
And steal your breath away from you
Well I know that I'm deeply in love and that may sound insane
But girl without you in my life I could never be the same
And if you are my Rarity then I am your Spike
So give me just one chance to show that I can love and treat you right
Oh sweetie belle yeah
Will take for me to get to you
Oh sweetie bell yeah
My heart's forever true
What will it take for me to plant that seed of love, deep inside your mind
And steal your breath away from you
Lyrics:
Got my sword with Sharpness II.
Look, that Zombie's got one too! (What?!)
Out of bread, what do I do?
I'm low on hearts, this is my doom.
I don't even have a tool.
Come on Button, play it cool.
Though I'm here to fight for you
I'm biting more than I can chew.
My life flashes by through that Ender Eye
I'm scared. Oh well.
And I'm pretty sure there's a big Creeper right there!
...(Oh Dang).
Don't mine at night.
I know you're lookin' at that cave
And you're feelin' kinda brave
Go to bed you'll be alright
Don't mine at night.
Don't go deeper, make a change.
Get that gold and get away,
Zombies wanna' eat our brains.
Don't mine at night.
I'll fight away the skeletons
While you're looking for diamonds
They're getting closer, better run.
Don't mine at night.
No, this won't be our final day.
Take my hoof we'll find a way-ay a-woah-oh.
Don't mine at night.
I turn a sec, you're getting shot.
Then jump through a portal, well, why not?!
When I think it can't get worse
An Ender herd shows up, of course!
Now you say you need Glowstone,
And want to mine it on your own.
Then to save you from the lava
I fall in, I should have known.
This is the last time
I try to be your light.
I failed.
So bad.
I lost all my stuff
It was really tough
That's it!
(Rage quit!)
Don't mine at night.
I know you're lookin' at that cave
And you're feelin' kinda brave.
Go to bed you'll be alright.
Don't mine at night.
Don't go deeper, make a change.
Get that gold and get away,
Zombies wanna' eat your brains.
Don't mine at night.
Please don't get caught by skeletons
while you're looking for diamonds.
They're getting closer, better run.
Don't mine at night.
No, this won't be your final day
Hold on tight I'm on my way-ay a-woah-oh.
Don't mine at night.
Lyrics:
You may call it crash, I call it a fly in
Here to perform on this desert-ed island
Jealous, cause I leave a pony smilin'?
You need to chill, cause you knowin' who I am
Out here, no cell phone service
With a blank stare, it don't serve its purpose
Not worthless, look under the surface
Clear blue sea and these ponies are shirtless
Spectacular, you don't speak tree
The vernacular, you. know it beats me;
Never mastered words, it isn't easy.
Leave a wreck afterwards, so Tavi please please
I need a beat-
we need an atlas,
I need a drink,
but we're rather mapless
At an impasse- pass me the track list
Trackless in fact, though I lack this, I blast this.
Not known to be patient
So far from home- from our Equestrian nation
Miss the standing ovation
Miss the lights and the stage: what a grand innovation
Pain is bass: heavy, I drop it
Smile in place, don't know you got it
Don't always get what you're hopin' for
More worry than a bat with a Jokermort
But we're still breathing
And the sunset is setting so sweetly this evening.
Know you're thinking of leaving,
But though it seems hopeless, I hope you believe me.
It's an issue not insurmountable
Never was a test, no one holds you accountable,
Can't advance in life without a little stressin',
And though worry defeats, let me teach you a lesson
Life is full of problems-
life is full of hurtin'-
But it's hardest to solve when your mind isn't certain
That you're on the right path, right track- what's that?
don't know where we are, but I know where we're at.
Gallop-agos Islands, I'm here with you
Don't pick sides when it's only we two
Don't brood, what did I do?
You're my best friend, there's no need to argue!
To have a good time I don't need your permission,
But time'll crawl by when's work's inefficient.
know that you're raring to go and get fishin'.
But, Tavi, Tavi, stop and just listen!
We'll carry on cause somebody gets you,
So sing your song and the melody will let you
Get your worries gone know Celest'll bless you.
New day will dawn and we'll focus on our rescue
1 2 3 Tavi dance with me!
Though we're lost at sea
the best is
just no way to be,
come on let's
take things slow
help is on its way I know
so
we've know where to go!
Call it crash, or call it a fly in
Here to perform on this desert-ed island
Jealous, cause I leave a pony smilin'?
You need to chill, cause you know just who I am
Out here, no cell phone service
With a blank stare, it don't serve its purpose
Not worthless, look under the surface
Clear blue sea and these ponies are shirtless.
Lyrics:
I once saw you running from them what did they, do to you
They turned you into a fool, but you are nobody's fool
They took something special from you, something you would not release
Shed your tears and let them freeze, shed your tears and let them freeze.
They don't know you like I know you all those ponies are the same
I swear I won't go away, I swear I won't go away
There's a girl that I know
Feathers as white as our winter's blanket of snow
But I know, But I know
Her heart is longing for someone to call her own
But she's all alone, she's all alone
Now the snow is getting heavy won't you please come back with me
Won't you please come back with me, won't you please come back with me.
Lyrics:
I know a mare, she knows me too
The stunning Derpy Hooves, or Ditzy Doo
If you've got a note she'll send it
But don't you be mad when it's
late by a couple minutes
Nopony's perfect!
Trot with me through the autumn leaves
And keep close to stay warm
Soon you'll see how much you mean to me
Feelings I've never felt before
The leaves grow bright and yellow
Like her hair and eyes stay mellow
There's something special 'bout that mare.
I'd be a happy fellow
If I could just say hello
Have to be brave just don't be scared
So trot with me through the autumn leaves
And keep close to stay warm
Soon you'll see how much you mean to me
Feelings I've never felt before
When I see her with her filly
I know that I'll look silly
I can't stop grinning ear to ear
But when the air gets chilly
the cuteness nearly kills me
That mare deserves mother of the year!
So trot with me through the autumn leaves
and keep close to stay warm
soon you'll see how much you mean to me
Feelings I've never felt before
Feelings that I've never felt before!
I know a mare
Whose mind is free
You know you're special
at least to me
They will say what they want
and still be mean
What's next for you?
That's to be seen
Lyrics:
I saw you kicking apple trees, I wondered why
The apples fell, but not the leaves
I came to you, my voice was soft. You asked,"Is there something wrong?"
"Yes" I said, but "no" I thought
Hold you close to me
The apple of my eye
Just give me a chance
And together we will lie
Underneath the trees
wind blowing overhead
Knowing how we feel
So nothing more is said
You saw me looking at the sky, you asked me how
how it felt, to really fly
I'd take you there, up off the ground, but I like it here
"Here" has you, and you I've found.
Hold you close to me
The apple of my eye
Just give me a chance
And together we will lie
Underneath the trees
wind blowing overhead
Knowing how we feel
So nothing more is said
Knowing how we feel
So nothing more is said
I came to you, my voice was soft. You asked,"Is there something wrong?"
"no" I said, and "no" I thought
You asked me if I feel alone, on the ground
if I have you, I'm right at home
Lyrics:
Plucking strings and broken wings
are the things that defined my Ponyville Summer
When Nice Nurse Mare, from urgent care
put my wings in slings oh gosh what a bummer
(But I'll abscond)
But you wouldn't care when you're in the care of
(Where I'll have fun)
When you're in the care of Lyra and Bon-Bon
I looked all day, for a place to stay
But "No Vacancy" signs went on for miles
They saw my cast, they didn't even ask
they took me right in to stay for a while
(But I don't mind)
You wouldn't ask why when you were as desperate as I
(Out of the sun)
You don't ask why when it's Lyra and Bon-Bon
I watched them together while under the weather
and couldn't believe my eyes
two ponies like this who share every kiss like they'll share the rest of
their lives
It made me blue and a little bit green
that they were flushed red with love
I'm too yellow to tell them that I'm leaving today
under the orange sunset up above
(Ooooooh)
Plucking strings and broken wings
are the things that defined my Ponyville summer...
Lyrics:
You try your best but it's not quite there
You kick a hoof and say it's just not fair
A simple mare living simple dreams
A rumour that's not quite as it seems
Carrot top, go beyond us
You're a late star, time to fool us
Keep your friends close, they're what drive you
To the cosmos that describes you
Brighter than tonights sunset
Can't mistake your silhouette
Not a sound nor voice nearby
Your mane illuminates this gloomy sky
I comb the crowd, but I can't see your face out there
I'm playing now, won't wait on love
I'm paralyzed, from all these whispers in my brain
I'm focused now, I won't give up
I'm resonant, won't stop for you
playing away, playing away
you play your games, you bring me pain
playing away, playing away
you hurt me now, but I won't cry
I am octavia
you hurt me now, but I won't cry
I am octavia
Ditch me now, but it's you who'll have lost it all
Lost now and bleeding love
Rain it pours, but I won't let it bring me down
I'm playing now, won't wait on love
I'm resonant, won't stop for you
playing away, playing away
you play your games, you bring me pain
playing away, playing away
you hurt me now, but I won't cry
I am octavia
you hurt me now, but I won't cry
I am octavia
I am octavia
I am octavia
Born strong, believe none
Dying over broken dreams
Born strong, and raised with class
you hurt me now, but I won't cry
I am octavia
you hurt me now, but I won't cry
I am octavia
you hurt me now, but I won't cry
I am octavia
you hurt me now, but I won't cry
Lyrics:
Hello, I'm Sweetie Belle and I want to play
Hello, I'm Rarity and I have to work all day
So can I work with you and help you a lot?
So sorry I'm busy so please keep your mouth shut
Do you still hate me (I don't)
Can you play with me (I can't)
Can we do something right now?
You can (I can't!) T: We can't (We can't!)
No, Sweetie! What have you done?!?
I just wanted to have fun!
I don't want to be your sister
Just get out of my life!
Hello there, Rarity, I'm with Applejack
I'm so sorry, but may I have my sister back?
I'm not your sister anymore, I have said
But Sweetie Belle-
No, Un-sis! Now to me, you're dead
I'll promise to be nicer
I don't believe you, liar!
How 'bout we do something else?
Doing what you want, yeah right...
How 'bout we'll race together, in the Sisterhooves Social?
You can forget that offer, I don't want you anymore!
Racing with Applejack was really fun!
I need to tell that I was Applejack all along
Why were you racing with me tell me, why?
Cause someone told me that being sisters is like apple pie
That doesn't make any sense, cause I thought that you hated me!
Don't say those words Sweetie Belle, I love you and I hope you love me...
If that is true what you said, can you come home and play with me?
I'll agree to that offer
You're my sister, you and me
Lyrics:
I'm Trixie Welcome to the show
Got Magic tricks so here we go
We're gonna have some fun
hold on to your hats
We don't care who you are anymore
Just pack your things go out the door
You claim that your performing
Don't make us laugh
I have something more
We've seen it before
It's much more special
We'd rather be in hell
It might be the same act
be patient you'll see
you can call it fake
but this is real magic...
real magic...
Look as I make stuff lavitate
Making a rope act like a snake
and ofcourse the famous
bunny from a hat!
Got magic cards
And so much more
I even brought fireworks
For all of you to all to enjoy
Who cares about that
It's all the same thing
All the same tricks
We've seen before
It might be the same act
be patient you'll see
you can call it fake
but this is real magic...
real magic...
Why do you still want to perform?
We tried to tell you all along
That this act is old
You have to face that!
I heard all what you have said
But I don't think I should be mad
the most important thing
Is to enjoy what you do!
But it doesn't make sense
It doesn't change a thing
Even if we say it's bad
I'm still performing!
It might be the same act
be patient you'll see
you can call it fake
but this is real magic...
real magic...
Lyrics:
I'm not a fan of puppeteers,
but I've a nagging fear
someone else is pulling at the strings
Something terrible is going down
through the entire town!
wreaking anarchy and all that it brings
I can't sit idly,
no I can't move at all!
I curse the name
the one behind it all
Discord, I'm howling at the moon,
And sleeping in the middle
of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
to make you take our world away?
Discord, are we your prey alone?
Or are we just a stepping stone
for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it any more,
so take your tyranny away!
(Disco-o-oo-o-oo-ooo-oo-rd) x3
I'm fine with changing status quo
but not in letting go
now the world is being torn apart
A terrible catastrophe
played by a symphony
what a terrifying work of art
I can't sit idly
no, I can't move at all
I curse the name
the one behind it all
Discord, I'm howling at the moon,
And sleeping in the middle
of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
to make you take our world away?
Discord, are we your prey alone
Or are we just a stepping stone
for taking back the throne?
Discord, we won't take it any more,
so take your tyranny away!
(Disco-o-oo-o-oo-ooo-oo-rd)x8
Discord, I'm howling at the moon,
And sleeping in the middle
of a summer afternoon
Discord, whatever did we do
to make you take our world away?
Discord, are we your prey alone
or are we just a stepping stone
for taking back the throne
Discord, we won't take it any more,
so take your tyranny away!
Lyrics:
You say I'm a hack; A one trick pony
No acts to follow
All the talent that I've gained is not mine
It's all borrowed
Because I'm
I'm just a phony when I step on the stage
It's like a dark age; a crossfade
And I hear ya'll scream at me in rage
Oh look at this ya'll. Some half wit tryin' to step up his game
Tryin' to pull himself up and rise above to greater acclaim
But fuck this fame shit. I'm doin' this for no one but me
I'm like a Rarity; A diamond in coal. I'm gonna make you see
One trick pony's only got one song
One trick pony plays it all night long
One trick pony's never tries something new
One trick pony could be me could be you
One trick pony's only got one song
One trick pony plays it all night long
One trick pony's never tries something new
One trick pony could be me could be you
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You want this bar raised? I'll show you all the meaning of ferocity
When I step on the stage. There's no copyin' me. No stoppin' me.
A one trick pony? At least I know just what I'm good at
While you're flailing on the ground just like a blank flank
Just stop that
Just get back. There's more to us than meets the fuckin' eye
We're not some rag tag duo to dissapoint. We will surprise
Everyone who tries to front and come at us . We've 'bout had it
Time to make the crowd go wild with this track: That's just our fucking talent.
One trick pony's only got one song
One trick pony plays it all night long
One trick pony's never tries something new
One trick pony could be me could be you
One trick pony's only got one song
One trick pony plays it all night long
One trick pony's never tries something new
One trick pony could be me could be you
We know our place. A talent made ours; There's no disgrace
In sticking to our guns. We're good at it. Puttin' smiles across the faces
Of our fans and friends and family with our songs and our rhymes
So sublime. So just stop treatin' it as if it's a crime
Cause in the long haul it's not about rising up to the fame
It's the journey and tale; Remember from where you came
And when you look back, you'll open your eyes and finally know me
Cause it doesn't matter no more. We're all just one-trick ponies.
One trick pony's only got one song
One trick pony plays it all night long
One trick pony's never tries something new
One trick pony could be me could be you
One trick pony's only got one song
One trick pony plays it all night long
One trick pony's never tries something new
One trick pony could be me could be you
Lyrics:
Take seat youngin'; Stay around for spell
I got a little story that I wanted to tell
Would ya
Please stick around, take a listen and see
Cause back in my day, things were always grand as can be
Now all the
Streets were paved gold and gems; Glimmerin'
Lightin' up the skies at noon; This town is shimmerin'
Waitin' on nobody cause we got stuff to do
Cause we through with the new
We're talking old school, kids, that's just what we do!
Back in the day, it was the prime of the time
Imagine all the greats singing together in rhymes
and listening together on old Gramaphones
and old Radios it was a hell of a time
Let me tell ya youngin', man the old days were grand
You could walk down to the beach and plant your hooves in the sand
You didn't have no worries
All was grand as can be
So everybody take a listen
Open your eyes and see
So trot with me through the autumn leaves
And keep close to stay warm
Soon you'll see how much you mean to me
Feelings I've never felt before
Skippi-do-bop was the name of the game
Swinging like crazy everyoes goes insane
It's like a game except everyone wins
Why isn't music like that, anymore?
My god everything is such a bore now
Everything's the same thing over again
With all that hippin' and the hoppin'
and the bippen' and the boppen'
They dunno what the jazz is all about, you see
You'll look back at your days
I'm sure you'll experience it sometime
cause when you grow old
everything seems cold
and new generation will arrive
So trot with me through the autumn leaves
And keep close to stay warm
Soon you'll see how much you mean to me
Feelings I've never felt before
Lyrics:
Now a rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice
As the story we knew of sugar and spice
But a rainbow's easy once you get to know it
With the help of the magic of a Pegasus Device
Let's delve deeper into rainbow philosophy
Far beyond that of Cloudsdale's mythology
It's easy to misjudge that floating city
With it's alluring decor and social psychology
But with all great things comes a great responsibility
That of Cloudsdale's being weather stability
How, you ask, are they up to the task
To which the answer is in a simple facility
In the Rainbow Factory, where your fears and horrors come true
In the Rainbow Factory, where not a single soul gets through
In the Rainbow Factory, where your fears and horrors come true
(Instrumental)
In the Rainbow Factory, where your fears and horrors come true
In the Rainbow Factory, where not a single soul gets through
In the Rainbow Factory, where your fears and horrors come true
In the Rainbow Factory, where not a single soul gets through
Lyrics:
I've travelled in time and I'm lost
In trouble without a cause, no reason at all
Now I'm a pony who can't help anyone anymore
And no one would ever believe me
even if I told the truth it'll go against me
So I'll shut up and wish my secret life
Will be back to as it was before
So,
I wish that I could go
on adventures again,
Back to the TARDIS, Fighting the Daleks, Right in time Again,
Wishing that I'd have a partner to friend with,
Being together and having fun,
I wish that I could go
on adventures again,
Back to the TARDIS, Fighting the Daleks, Right in time Again,
Wishing that everypony will know my name,
and call me Doctor Whooves
Some ponies will say that dreams don't last long
I'll prove them wrong, I am a time lord
I will travel back and forth in time
My name is Doctor Whooves (X2)
Wishing and waiting is all I ever done
So now I am going and leaving to show I am the one
How can I come back to what I was before
and I hope to find a friend that show will me the door
So,
I wish that I could go
on adventures again,
Back to the TARDIS, Fighting the Daleks, Right in time Again,
Wishing that I'd have a partner to friend with,
Being together and having fun,
I wish that I could go
on adventures again,
Back to the TARDIS, Fighting the Daleks, Right in time Again,
Wishing that everypony will know my name,
and call me Doctor Whooves
Chorus X2
Some ponies will say that dreams don't last long
I'll prove them wrong, I am a time lord
I will travel back and forth in time
My name is Doctor Whooves
Lyrics:
I can't remember
What happened in Septemeber
When everything is gone
When it's dark and I'm alone
It's been forever
Since I could have remembered
Where the hell is everypony
I just wanna know the story
Of what happened right before
I became so alone
Still can't remember
What happened in September
Back when everypony died
Trails of blood thoughout my stride
I just discovered
That ponies were defeated
By something really strong
Is it very weird and wrong
It just doesn't belong
Like it cae out of this world
Finally, finally it's done! It's finally done!
Stop him! He's trying to kill us all! Stop him!
NO! No. I'm going to save you all, don't you try and stop me!
I've regained a small memory
Came to my head
Just like that suddenly
I think I've
Gotten a clue
Something tells me this is wrost then what I knew
This is your redemtion day, everyony! Go away from me! Stay away from me! Go away! You can't touch me now! You see this button here?
I'M GONNA PRESS IT!!!
I just remembered what happened in September
I'M THE ONE WHO KILLED THEM ALL
I SURVIVED AFTER THE FALL
Lyrics:
Look at yourself, when you were young
In Ponyville, you did not belong
It was not what you have wanted
Made money by playing songs
Though nopony wanted to sing along
You felt that your talent was kinda wasted
Didn't last long, so long
Good-bye to my old place
Canterlot, Canterlot
Where the best of ponies are there
You ran off, so wrong
Your parents look at you; sad
Famous, famous
That's the only word that went through your head
They came to me
They looked me
So I told them:
I'm the type of pony everypony everypony should know
I'm the type of pony everypony everypony should know
I'm the type of pony everypony everypony should know
Octavia, why are you still playing that cello?
So mellow, Octavia, Octavia, Octavia
Octavia, why are you still playing that cello?
So mellow, Octavia
Can you please play me a lullaby?
Here you are, in Canterlot
It's the place you always dreamed about
It's exactly what you have wanted
Playing music with the big boys now
Everyone is cheering and you take a bow
Everything is going well just as expected
So you decided, to call your best friend back from the past
It's me, your friend, I wonder how has been all these years
Can't talk, not now
Busy making a new song
Regret, regret
Why did I forget about her for so long?
I'm so sorry
I'm so sorry
I'm the type of pony everypony everypony should know
But I forgot who am I so I think I should go back home
Should I stay here at the place where everybody knows me for so long?
Octavia, why are you still playing that cello?
So mellow, Octavia, Octavia, Octavia
Octavia, why are you still playing that cello?
So mellow, Octavia
Can you please play me a lullaby?
Yeah. Watchu know 'bout Nightmare Night, son?!
Welcome, fillies and gentle-colts. No reason to scream.
Your favorite Princess is back, she's walkin' up on the scene.
She has been stuck on the moon, but that's no reason to fret.
She's not a Nightmare no more, so buckle down and get set.
She's comin', gracin' her subjects. She ain't leavin' no choice.
She's gonna blow you all back with her Equestrian Voice.
So cover all of your fears and stow away all your fright.
The lunar Princess is back, to bring the Nightmares tonight.
She's living in the past.
So you won't last, Without the proper care.
With a royal farewell, and an animate spell.
You won't have long to prepare.
Now little fillies, this is Nightmare Night.
Your ruler Nightmare Moon is back to come and
Fill you with fright. So hurry.
Now get your goodies and fill up all your bags, and
Go and leave a candy offering for that big ol' hag.
Get runnin', and pray above that she's not coming back.
To come and take away your soul and eat you up for a snack.
So run away and go hide, just keep your head out of sight.
The darkness is rising again cause this is Nightmare Night.
She's living in the past.
So you won't last, Without the proper care.
With a royal farewell, and an animate spell.
You won't have long to prepare.
Lyrics:
You Try your best, but it's not quite there
We got
Mic on the mic we wreck the scene got
Lulz backin' the track We're a machine causin'
Havoc and chaos; you come try to stop it when
You see just who your messin' with; These boys are reppin' Twenty Ten
We got Glaze on the track to get this party started
The Living Tombstone Remixin'; He gonna put his heart in
To what he's making so step back; We 'bout share
You're try your best, but it's not quite there
Yeah
Carrot Top: Go beyond you Garden
And be the queen that you know you're destined to be
Ya gotta
Follow your heart; Now that's a start
To be serene; You're glowin' and showin'
The world you're somepony that people should know and
You gotta beat the heat these haters comin' hard
Ready to to break down your armies and go shatter your walls
But you know inside you're not a typical girl
You gonna show us. Let your story unfurl
You're try your best, but it's not quite there
You kick your hoof and say, "It's Just Not Fair"
A simple Mare living simple Dreams
A rumor that's not quite as it seems
You're gonna rattle, shake and bring the heat!
You'll show the haters when you sweep em right off their feet!
You're gonna cast out your light and cover them in your glow
The world is now your garden; Give em love to grow
You're mother nature; They hate ya. Nailed ya on the cross
It's all lost to me; The cost to be a beacon in the dark ya see
Is your life; But you know inside though they're your blight,
They're never ever gonna manage to put out your light
So Carrot Top; Spread your wings and take to the sky
You're gonna rise in time; They hurtcha but you'll never die
Like a phoenix; Rise again when they strike you down
You'll change their frown; Turn all their worlds upside down
The second coming has begun; The deed is done
The haters lookin' atcha; Shakin' cause they're all about to run
But then you hold out a hoof and show em gentle smiles
It's worthwhile; They feel they hatred leave; You banished the vile
You're try your best, but it's not quite there
You kick your hoof and say, "It's Just Not Fair"
A simple Mare living simple Dreams
A rumor that's not quite as it seems
6 months have passed
And everypony knows your name
They know that mane
And they all know the claims about
How Carrot Top ain't a normal filly at all
She's a star in the sky
And it's why the other
Ponies gonna try and drag her down, but
You know you gotta try to go and stand your ground because
If you don't, the world will crumble right at your feet
Now Go Beyond the Garden, girl, and try to beat the heat
Carrot top, go beyond us
You're a late star, time to fool us
Keep your friends close, they're what drive you
To the cosmos that describes you
Carrot top, go beyond us
You're a late star, time to fool us
Keep your friends close, they're what drive you
To the cosmos that describes you
Carrot top, go beyond us
You're a late star, time to fool us
Keep your friends close, they're what drive you
To the cosmos that describes you
Brighter than tonights sunset
Can't mistake your silouette
Not a sound nor voice nearby
Your mane illuminates this gloomy sky
The other ponies come and they try to take ya
But your
Your friends are by your side. They are what make ya
So ya
You stand up tall and you just give in
You never think about yourself; You selfless woman within
And then they
They tie ya up and they set you a blaze
Through smoke and haze; You only see their brighter days
Are comin'
So even though you're gone, you're still in their hearts and
They'll always have a piece of you: You left them your Garden
Carrot top, go beyond us
You're a late star, time to fool us
Keep your friends close, they're what drive you
To the cosmos that describes you
Carrot top, go beyond us
You're a late star, time to fool us
Keep your friends close, they're what drive you
To the cosmos that describes you