We're So Bad At Adventuring: Recent Episodes
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We’re So Bad At Adventuring is a fantasy comedy audioplay about Thornwick and Bob, two regular guys in a fantasy world full of magic, monsters and hijinx galore! Follow them on their weekly adventurers as they trick people, steal stuff, hide in barrels and avoid anything resembling being a hero! For the best experience, start from Episode 1
In this very special episode, Thornwick and Bob learn the value of giving back to the community.
Fiendish Owls making deals, bowls of soup, compliments; this side adventure has everything, even justification for a semicolon!
Thornwick and Bob discover life is actually pretty hard when you don’t have library card
Bob makes a bet that he can clear a dungeon in less than half an hour of running time! The stakes have never been lower!
Trapped in the spookiest dimension, Thornwick and Bob go on a quest to find as much free food as possible! There’s also vampires and werewolves.
The Series is Over but thanks to Patreon supporters over the years, we were able to make some side episodes. Please enjoy the next few uploads. I also am experimenting with a new ad system; if you’re disappointed, please remember that hosting costs money every month, and these ads will allow me to keep the show up in perpetuity. Enjoy the side adventures and thanks for tuning in.
Thornwick and Bob find themselves squaring off against their most deadly foe yet: pulp inspired titles!
In an act of heroic defiance that may or may not have been a total accident, Thornwick and Bob have unleashed a powerful monster into the world! Will it be the cool monster, where you can hang out and be best buds with? Or will it turn out to be totally lame by destroying the […]
Thornwick and Bob rally forth to defeat their biggest enemy yet: some guy in a treehouse. This episode of WSBA was not recorded in front of a live audience. Starring Rodney Piatt, Jaymes Brown, Robert Vostad, Michael Yackley and Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew Pourciaux Soundscapes from https://tabletopaudio.com/, perfect background music for any tabletop rpg!
Thornwick and Bob discover a surprising secret in the clouds, leading to monsters, mayhem and of course, mimosas! Starring Rodney Piatt, Jaymes Brown, Robert Vostad, Michael Yackley and Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew Pourciaux Soundscapes from https://tabletopaudio.com/, perfect background music for any tabletop rpg!
You know the deal, a wacky but evasive description of the episode goes here. Starring Rodney Piatt, Jaymes Brown, Robert Vostad, Michael Yackley and Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew Pourciaux Soundscapes from https://tabletopaudio.com/, perfect background music for any tabletop rpg!
Back by (un)popular demand, Bob gets another Bob adventure while Thornwick gets the thing he desires most of all: peace and quiet for like, 5 minutes minimum. Starring Rodney Piatt, Jaymes Brown, Robert Vostad, Michael Yackley and Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew Pourciaux Soundscapes from https://tabletopaudio.com/, perfect background music for any tabletop rpg!
Free from their chains, Thornwick and Bob seek revenge on the one person responsible for most and/or all of their problems: Mr. Betterself! Starring Rodney Piatt, Jaymes Brown, Robert Vostad, Michael Yackley and Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew Pourciaux Soundscapes from https://tabletopaudio.com/, perfect background music for any tabletop rpg!
The allegorical and metaphorical come at Thornwick and Bob with a knife. As is tradition. Starring Rodney Piatt, Jaymes Brown, Robert Vostad, Michael Yackley and Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew Pourciaux Soundscapes from https://tabletopaudio.com/, perfect background music for any tabletop rpg!
Thornwick and Bob go on a self-help retreat into a deep dark mine filled with deadly puzzles and poison gas. As is tradition. Starring Rodney Piatt, Jaymes Brown, Robert Vostad, Michael Yackley and Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew Pourciaux Soundscapes from https://tabletopaudio.com/, perfect background music for any tabletop rpg!
A square off between the Legendary Lord Egregious and two knuckleheads who have troubles opening jars. Starring Rodney Piatt, Jaymes Brown, Robert Vostad, Michael Yackley and Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew Pourciaux Soundscapes from https://tabletopaudio.com/, perfect background music for any tabletop rpg!
Dentistry, allegory and destiny all catch up with Thornwick and Bob as they continue in their search for sap to smear all over Lord Egregious! Starring Rodney Piatt, Jaymes Brown, Robert Vostad, Michael Yackley and Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew Pourciaux Soundscapes from https://tabletopaudio.com/, perfect background music for any tabletop rpg!
Thornwick discovers he must take up the mantle of righteousness to do something…he can’t quite remember. But butter is definitely involved! Starring Rodney Piatt, Jaymes Brown, Robert Vostad, Michael Yackley and Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew Pourciaux Soundscapes from https://tabletopaudio.com/, perfect background music for any tabletop rpg!
It’s time for the Final Season of We’re So Bad At Adventuring! In this episode, Thornwick finally reaches the Waters of Rescue! But are there complications that might cause an adventure? Who knows? (The answer is yes!) Starring Rodney Piatt, Jaymes Brown, Robert Vostad, Michael Yackley and Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew Pourciaux Soundscapes from […]
Hey folks, quick show announcement as well as a bit of news about Season 5. Check out What Lies Between Sleep at the www.whatliesbetweensleep.com and give it a listen, if you’re into spooky horror! Don’t worry WSBA Season 5 is still on the horizon, it’ll just take a bit of time for it to arrive! […]
Angry trees, fiendishly powerful monsters and woodland creatures all threaten to derail Thornwick and Bob from their big, exciting adventure! Special thanks to our good buddy, Nick Choppa, for guest starring in today’s episode. Only 4 episodes left in the season, folks! The Lady Almington eBook is available on Amazon, check it out at https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0725Z3KT9
Thornwick and Bob discover the dangers of riddles, head injuries and running around shoe-less in a dungeon in this exciting new episode! Special thanks to Tristin Merriman and Edwin Rivera for guest starring in this episode.
Thornwick and Bob must conquer an unfair puzzle, battle ghosts who steal fingers and party tensions in order to get to the Antechamber of Revitalization! Special thanks to our excellent Fergus, Morgan Jenkins, for starring in our show! You can check out his podcast at http://goinginblindpodcast.com. Special thanks to Edwin Rivera for his contribute as a […]
Thornwick and Bob discover the joys of rock slides, then the joys of digging out of several tons of rocks shortly thereafter. There’s also some stuff about endangering the entire world, but that’s not nearly as interesting as rocks. Joining us for nearly 12 seconds of dialogue is our good buddy DM Mitch from the […]
Thornwick and Bob get trapped in an infinite plane of lava, meet a plot hook who insist he’s a person and face off against a deadly, corn obsessed monster! This thrilling episode has it all, violence, corn disguises and lava! Joining us as a special guest star is Matthew Parody of Zeroes Talking Heroes, if […]
Thornwick and Bob encounter a monster looking for new employment opportunities, tables that go right for the knees and Scinterax, Wizard of the Highest Caliber in this exciting episode of WSBA! Special thanks to our guest star, Tristin Merriman. For more WSBA related hijinks, check us out at www.badadventurers.com
As Thornwick and Bob continue to navigate the terrible dungeon, they must encounter the deadliest thing of all: gargoyles who sass you. The gargoyles also strangle people too, which is also bad. Special thanks to our guest stars in this episode: Mitch and Ian from the Dungeon Master’s Block (https://dungeonmasterblock.podbean.com/) Nick Choppa and of course, […]
Thornwick and Bob are back and this time, they’re going to be investigating the Everlorn Dungeon of Pretty Rough Stuff! Join them as they navigate through a deadly, terrifying dungeon armed with only their general incompetence! Special Thanks to our numerous guests: Morgan Jenkins from www.goinginblindpodcast.com, Curtis Anderson, Tristian Merriman and Edwin Rivera.
Boasting, monsters and wagers are all a part of this exciting season finale! The adventure might be done for a while but it’s far from over, we’ll be back sooner than you know it! Special thanks to our fantastic cast of actors, Kayla Tollis, Stephanie Barta, Michael Yakley, Rodney Piatt and our various guest stars. […]
Bridges, Mayors and Wagon-obsessed monsters all plague Thornwick and Bob in this episode! Voices: Jaymes Brown, Michael Yackley, Stephanie Barda, Rodney Piatt and Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew Pourciaux. Music:Hidden Past Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ If you’re enjoying the show, please write us a review on iTunes!
Paper cattle, tests and wizards galore can only mean one thing, it’s time for another exciting episode of WSBA! Follow as Thornwick attempts to achieve his lifelong dream: shoving his success in the faces of all who mocked him! Voices: John Lee, Nick Choppa, Stephanie Barta, Michael Yackley, Rodney Piatt and Andrew Pourciaux. Written by […]
Shriekbeasts, an aggressive river and an old foe all attempt to manhandle Thornwick and Bob in this stunning and thrilling episode of WSBA! Voices: Stephanie Barta, Jaymes Brown, Michael Yackley, Rodney Piatt and Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew Pourciaux. Now announcing our new ebook, Shriekebeasts Interviewing Shriekbeasts, now on Amazon! Music: Master of the Feast […]
Butter filled boots, a giant and the antics of Lady Almington all wrap Thornwick and Bob in a greater state of chaos than normal! Special episode for the entire Team WSBA cast is present! Voices: Kayla Tollis, Stephanie Barta, Jaymes Brown, Michael Yackley, Rodney Piatt and Andrew Pourciaux. Written By Andrew Pourciaux, Music: Artifact Kevin […]
Skeletons, anti-jokes and cooking pots all abound in this exciting episode of WSBA! We’re back from Season hiatus and that means we’ve got six episodes left for you to enjoy! Voices: Jenny Boyd, Stephanie Barda, Jaymes Brown, Rodney Piatt and Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew Pourciaux. Music: Anglozulu by Kevin MacLeod(www.incompetech.com)
Goats, belt buckles and drama all show up as Thornwick and Bob rush to return the ancient artifacts to the powerful sage who wants to keep the hidden monsters hidden! Thanks for tuning in to this weeks episode, we’re going on a brief mid-season break and will return within two weeks time. Voices: Michael Yackley, […]
Investigating the ominously named Castle Stabyoureyes, Thornwick and Bob come up against the challenge of the crow, yet another evil wizard, a haunted library and the deadliest challenge yet: a valuable lesson in friendship. Special thanks to technical consultant Joel Farabee for his assistance with this episode. Voices: Kayla Tollis, John Lee, Rodney Piatt, Andrew […]
Thornwick and Bob look for adventure in all the wrong places, a minotaur gives them an important quest, they meet up with a “troll king” and chaos abounds as per the usual in this exciting installment of We’re So Bad At Adventuring! Extra large cast today! We love our actors! Voices: John Lee, Rodney Piatt, […]
A terrible banshee, a swath of illusions and a plot for revenge all contend to make Thornwick and Bob’s day not only worse but also simliar to work! Voices: Kayla Tollis, Rodney Piatt, Michael Yackley, John Lee, Jaymes Brown, Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew Pourciaux. Music: Mary Celeste Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: […]
The chase for a pickle jar containing an ancient spirit is on as Thornwick and Bob chase after Lady Almington and encounter traps, puzzles, some guy and of course, hijinx! Give a warm WSBA related welcome to some of our newer cast members: Michael Yakley, Stephanie Barda, Jaymes Brown and of course the regular and […]
A triumphant return to a swamp brings about adventurers, chaos, rage gorilla’s and a deadly jar of pickles. That insane string of sentences can only mean one thing! We’re So Bad At Adventuring Season 2 is here! Voices: Kayla Tollis, Rodney Piatt, Jaymes Brown, Andrew Pourciaux. Written By Andrew Pourciaux. Music: Epic and The Duel […]
The Big Battle is all the rage these days, what with Thornwick and Bob finally arriving to it They must navigate the classic obstacle course known as war to get to their destination: the Road. There are twists, turns and of course, hijinx galore in the season finale to WSBA!! Voices: Kayla Tollis, Rodney Piatt, […]
Grax, Egregious and Kaylin all hang out and talk about their feelings in this exciting episode of WSBA! Thornwick and Bob are relatively close to the end of their non-adventure adventure must pass right through the A-Plot to get to their goals! Voices: Kayla Tollis, Rodney Piatt, Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew Pourciaux Music: Pippin […]
Monks, chaos, spinal injuries and identity issues rise up in this thrilling episode of We’re So Bad At Adventuring! Join Thornwick and Bob as they venture to a lone citadel that is probably very mysterious and important! Voices: Rodney Piatt, Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew Pourciaux. Music: Skye Cuiullin by Kevin MacLeod(www.incompetech.com)
A desert, a terror bird, another riddle and alcohol all work their best to try and kill Thornwick and Bob as they journey to the thing that will tell them where the road is. Prepare yourself for the most thrilling installment of We’re So Bad At Adventuring this year! Voices: Rodney Piatt, Andrew Pourciaux. Written […]
Faced with a challenge by some well dressed barbarians, Thornwick and Bob must deal with a terrible Valley Beast, navigate another swamp, deal with economic education and we learn a terrible secret about Thornwick’s past. Well the secret’s terrible, Thornwick isn’t terrible. Although to be honest he’s pretty bad too. So we learn a terrible […]
Surprised by the lack of warmth as they travel up a freezing cold mountain, Thornwick and Bob must struggle with bandits, giant worms, cunning wizards and stuff. Also things. Tune in to hear the next hilarious chapter in their continuing non-adventure adventure. Voice: Kayla Tollis, Rodney Piatt, Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew Pourciaux. Music: Moonlight […]
Trapped within a poorly designed and somewhat deadly maze, Thornwick and Bob search for a way to escape the Labyrinth of Perpetual Torment. Voices: Rodney Piatt, Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew Pourciaux. Music by Kevin Maclead www.incompetech.com
Thornwick and Bob must battle sexism, vipers, bone-jackals and boredom as they journey through yet another swamp. Voices: Kayla Tollis, Rodney Piatt, Andrew Pourciaux, Written by Andrew Pourciaux. Music: “Achaidh Cheide” Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
A terrible curse drags Thornwick and Bob into an unwanted adventure, complete with a dungeon, a monster, an ancient artifact and a giant rat! Voices: Andrew Pourciaux, Rodney Piatt. Written by Andrew Pourciaux. Music provided by: www.purple-planet.com
A goblin king, family issues and an amulet are all things that Thornwick and Bob must deal with as they try to get closer(ish) to the road. Voices: Kayla Tollis, Rodney Piatt, Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew Pourciaux
As they journey toward the Road, Thornwick and Bob encounter deadly monsters, clever riddles and a strange horror so terrible, you’d have to listen to find out what it is! Vocals: Kayla Tollis, Rodney Piatt and Andrew Pourciaux. Written by Andrew Pourciaux. Music: Space (Outro) (Andy G. Cohen) / CC BY 4.0
Thornwick and Bob rush to the big battle while avoiding quests, monsters, villains and of course the most deadly thing of all: responsibility. Tune in and follow the first exciting adventure of We’re So Bad At Adventuring. Vocals: Kayla Tolllis Rodney Piatt Andrew Pourciaux Written by Andrew Pourciaux All sound effects and songs used under Creative Commons: […]