Star Trek Monthly Monday – Two True Freaks: Recent Episodes
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Welcome to ROUND TWO of Star Trek Monthly Monday! This episode is the 19th episode of season 3 of Star Trek – The Next Generation – CAPTAIN’S HOLIDAY! Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell take a holiday from format and talk about OTHER THINGS trying to put off this STINKEROO! Watch [...]
Welcome back to STAR TREK MONTHLY MONDAY! Join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell on the bridge as they step back in time to talk about the penultimate episode of Star Trek – ALL OUR YESTERDAYS! This is the episode where McCoy and Spock get to fight over Bob Newhart’s wife! [...]
Join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell as they check out the 18th episode of season 3 of Star Trek – The Next Generation – ALLEGIENCE!Like it’s sister episode on this month’s TOS show, this episode is ALL SINGING- ALL DANCING as Picard loosens up by actually being someone else! These [...]
That’s right! Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell are BACK ON THE KIRK-TRAIN!!!!Taking up where they left off on their QUEST to watch EVERY ORIGINAL TREK EPISODE! This time we have some IMMORTAL PSYCHOKINETIC ALIEN SADISTS who want to keep Dr. McCoy as their personal boo-boo doctor! KIRK IS NOT PLEASED!This [...]
Join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell as they climb BACK ON THE BRIDGE! Yes, Star Trek Monthly Monday is BACK! In this episode, The Freaks try to determine the STATE OF THE STAR TREK UNION! Chris has been watching the new series DISCOVERY and even watching the “non-Trek” shoe The [...]
Recorded LIVE in the SWANKY BACKYARD of PAUL SPATARO! What happens when the LARGEST GATHERING OF FREAKS EVER has a cookout? Drunken Twister? Scar comparisons? Sports talk? HELL NO! The STAR TREK SCRIPTS get WHIPPED OUT! This time it was the final act of AMOK TIME as played by the [...]
In the only “normal” Monthy Monday due this month, join Chris Honeywell as he grills GENE HENDRICKS, FILM AUTEUR, about his adventures making STAR TEK FAN FILMS – TALES OF THE SEVENTH FLEET – which you can watch HERE! HEAR about his INTREPID BATTLES against TIME and MONEY! WINCE IN [...]
IT’S A DOUBLE HEADER! Two – COUNT ‘EM – TWO episodes of STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION! Join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell as they gab about THE OFFSPRING and SINS OF THe FATHER! In one episode, Data gains a daughter, but the prerequisite STARFLEET PRICK screws it all up!In [...]
Join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell as they go back to the ORIGINAL TREK for one of their favorite episodes – Theodore Sturgeon’s SHORE LEAVE! For your money you get – A GUY IN A RABBIT SUIT – ONE OF THE LONGEST KIRK FIGHTS EVER – MCCOY SCORES A HOLE [...]
I’m going to keep it brief. Scott Gardner. Chris Honeywell. UNCLE RANDY GARDNER. The Vulcan FREAKIN’ DEATH GRIP!!! The Enterprise Incident.
This month, Chris Honeywell and Scott Gardner FINALLY get back to the DC TNG Star Trek comics in which Geordie fails to score ONCE AGAIN! But enough of that – this episode focuses on one of the best Next Gen episodes, and maybe one of the best episodes EVER – [...]
Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell are BACK with another KIRK FILLED episode of STAR TREK MONTHLY MONDAY! This month it’s the TEEN DRAMA – CHARLIE X! But before the main event, the Freaks go over Chris’ MASSIVE TREK HAUL as he loads up on Trek BOOKS! There’s a short discussion [...]
Join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell for another episode of STAR TREK – THE NEXT GENERATION! This time it’s the (not so) thrilling Kurosawa-inspired episode – A Matter Of Perspective! Does Riker commit murder over a LONELY SPACE WIFE? Will Picard ever paint again after his first scathing critique? Will [...]
After an unsuccessful attempt to call Uncle Randy, Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell reluctantly TREK ON! This time we see the FULL CONTINGENT OF 7 DWARVES take a back seat to GARY SEVEN and sigh TERRI GARR! It’s ASSIGNMENT: EARTH! Hear the Freaks wax poetic on the spin-off potential of [...]
Since last month, Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell paid short shrift to Star Trek: The Next Generation, they decided to focus exclusively on it this month so Picard wouldn’t cry like a little girl. Next month – expect the return of the FULL ROSTER!This month, Chris gets some Trek magazines [...]
Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell have SCUTTLED the NEXT GENERATION show this month to make room for their FAVORITE GUEST – UNCLE RANDY! That’s right – “THE CAPTAIN” is BACK and he’s ready to wrangle with PIZZA BOX TECHNOLOGY! The episode this month is a first season classic – BALANCE [...]
In this, the FINAL episode of CONjure MONTH – join Scott Gardner, Scott Ryfun and Dr. Bill Robinson in a Star Trek-centric episode where The Freaks hold a panel supposedly on Star Trek Podcasting, but it quickly becomes a panel on STAR TREK! Kirk’s wig theft (alleged) is discussed, Dr. [...]
Scot Gardner and Chris Honeywell are WELL INTO season 3 of Star Trek: The Next Generation for this episode – “THE HIGH GROUND”. This is a pretty shaded pre 9-11 tale of SPACE TERRORISTS and SPACE STOCHOLM SYNDROME where Picard takes the reasonable course of action – HE PUNCHES A [...]
Join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell as they return from their vacation in Bora Bora to bring you a BRAND SPANKING NEW episode of OLD SCHOOL TREK – and wouldn’t you know it – GODDAM HARRY MUDD. Yup, he’s BACK, with a bevy of android beauties who don’t handle illogic [...]
Its Assistant Editor’s Month for Star trek Monthly Monday, so Andy Leyland, Paul Spataro, and Shawn Engel are doing the one thing that Scott63 Gardner can’t bring himself to do; cover Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. And not only are we covering Deep Space Nine, but we’re covering one of [...]
Hello everyone, and welcome to a special Assistant Editors Month version of Star Trek Monthly Monday. The Freaks are on Holiday on Riza ogling some Orion slave girls, so Producer Paul Spataro, Andrew Leyland, and Shawn Engel are here to cover in their stead. And what do they bring to [...]
This month, Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell offer a DOUBLE HELPING of Star Trek:The Next Generation! This time up it’s THE DEFECTOR and THE HUNTED! But THERE’S SO MUCH MORE! Luke Jaconetti from EARTH DESTRUCTION DIRECTIVE beams a subspace book review from the GAMMA QUADRANT and MAIL IS READ! Also [...]
ABE LINCOLN AND GHENGIS KHAN – TOGETHER AGAIN ON TWO TRUE FREAKS!!!!!! That’s right – this month Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell watch the episode with SPACE LINCOLN – THE SAVAGE CURTAIN! SEE the AMAZING Klingon Rich Little! Marvel as Kirk gushes like a LITTLE GIRL when he meets his [...]
This month join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell present a great third season episode – FOR THE WORLD IS HOLLOW AND I HAVE TOUCHED THE SKY! The good news – for ONCE the hot alien babe wants to build the beast with two backs with Dr. McCoy – The bad [...]
This month, Scott Gardner’s computer died like Vaal from a Kirk-induced logical error, so Chris Honeywell has brought in the BIG GUNS – Chris Tyler – THE HAIR METAL HERO to fill his sweaty, stinky shoes!! Cower at his mighty STAR TREK ORIGIN STORY! Quiver at the NEW John Byrne [...]
This month Chris Honeywell is faced with a dilemma when Scott Gardner’s computer blows up – he recruits DINNER FOR GEEKS’ Scott Ryfun to join in the festivities. This month they sample two so-so offerings – The Vengeance Factor and a mediocre comic! How does it make for such a [...]
Join Chris Honeywell and Scott Gardner for another SOUL MELTING edition of Star Trek: The Next Generation DELICIOUSNESS! This month, what should be a STEAMY and SEXY episode turns all STALKY and CREEPY when Troi is RELENTLESSLY STALKED by a CLEAR-EYED MANIAC, only to take time out for an 80’s [...]
This month, Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell serve up a JUMBO-SIZED helping of OLD SCHOOL STAR TREK! This month The Freaks answer some e-mails, reminisce about model kits past and go over some SCHWAG! THEN- The Freaks butt heads with their GREATEST FOE – SPACE HITLER! It’s PATTERNS OF FORCE, [...]
This month, join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell find that the Romulans are back and BOWL-HAIRCUTTIER (Webster’s Dictionary take note) THAN EVER! We find out that Klingons have NO PROBLEM taking blood, but are SUPER-STINGEY with their own blood! What’s up with that? Chris hates on Reading Rainbow, Geordie misses [...]
This month’s STAR TREK MONTHLY MONDAY finds the classic crew facing a GIANT SPACE AMOEBA or a GIANT SPACE VIRUS – depending on which version you’ve seen. Join Scott Gardner for THE IMMUNITY SYNDROME! Also, The Freaks anticipate John Byrne’s Star Trek fumetti, Sock has an Obi Wan moment and [...]
Can a man love a SPACE ENERGY BEING – and if so – CAN DR. BILL ROBINSON SING ABOUT IT IN DULCET TONES? What is THE CANNIBAL RUN? What is BITCHITIS and how can you avoid catching it? WHO demanded that SPACE-RACIST and GENERAL INSUBORDINATE Lieutenant Bearclaw be brought back [...]
Join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell as they look at the next episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation – BOOBY TRAP. Will the Freaks take the HIGH ROAD on the title of this one? What do you think! This time we find out that even an important member of [...]
This month, Scott Gardner is out with a bad case of Mudd’s Colitis, so Chris Honeywell has recruited Scott 2.0 (McGregor) to fill in for an emotion packed episode of the original Star Trek. This time it’s “THIS SIDE OF PARADISE”, one of the most SPORE-SPEWIN’, JUMPSUIT WEARIN’, LEAD PIPE [...]
While Scott Gardner languishes in sick bay, Chris Honeywell and Dr. Bill Robinson take one for the team with a very Troi-centric episode. It’s a very after school specially, touchy-feely, picky scabby episode involving YET another of the apparently limitless number of reality controlling energy based life forms in the [...]
This month Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell present a special JUMBO SIZED Star Trek Monthly Monday. This month’s episode is a real CROWD-PLEASER, but maybe not necessarily a SCOTT-PLEASER – THE TROUBLE WITH TRIBBLES! Instead of the usual comics and episode of The Next Generation, the Freaks have decided to [...]
Join hosts Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell for another FISTS and PHASER-FILLED episode of the original STAR TREK! This time around it’s the CONFUSINGLY PATRIOTIC episode – THE OMEGA GLORY! This is the one where Simon Van Gelder gets loose on a planet that’s half MONGUL HORDE and half PLANET [...]
Who watches “Who Watches The Watchers?”? Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell, that’s who! Join these two intrepid Freaks as they watch some primitive screw head Proto-Vulcans make a mess of religion in about 24 hours. Picard has to do some serious damage control when the Prime Directive gets all screwed [...]
Join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell for one of the most concise Star Trek Monthly Mondays yet! But just because it’s short, doesn’t mean that it isn’t packed full of FREAKY GOODNESS! This month’s episode is “The Survivors”, an excellent season 3 episode. Is it funny if a race of [...]
Join the Freaks as they watch the CLASSIC TREK episode – “The Mark Of Gideon”! This one REALLY stretches the limits of CREDIBILITY and LOGIC, but somehow Scottand Chris survive. But then – GODDAM HARRY MUDD! WILL THEIR BRAINS RECOVER? WILL YOURS? There’s only ONE WAY to find out!
Join Scott and Chris for this month’s Star Trek : The Next Generation’s offering of ENSIGNS OF COMMAND, in which Picard plays Vogon with a douchey species while Data makes time with Pam Dawber. Then – FINALLY, TNG comics are BACK! This time we find out if Picard is really [...]
Join hosts Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell as they check out the first season episode – GALILEO 7. Watch the crew of the shuttle craft mouth off to Mr. Spock on his first command while SPACE RINGO STARR picks them off one by one. None of this happens, though, until [...]
Since,for better or worse, Khan is returning to Star Trek in a new Star Trek movie, the Freaks decided to scrap the regular format and return to the ORIGINAL – Star Trek 2 – The Wrath Of Khan!Join Scott and Chris as they give one of the greatest sequels of [...]
GAS MONTH continues in the NEXT GENERATION episode of Star Trek Monthly Monday 50 as the crew of the Enterprise-D get a snootful of laughing gas in the season 3 opener, “EVOLUTION”! Actually, it’s no laughing matter – Wesely creates a life form that nearly destroys the Enterprise and the [...]
This month is GAS MONTH on Star Trek Monthly Monday as Chris and Scott reach the milestone 50th EPISODE of their monthly Star Trek coverage! This time, in OBSESSION, Kirk does battle with a gaseous cloud that craves DELICIOUS RED CORPUSCLES! Kirk apparently has HISTORY with this sickly-sweet ball of [...]
THE BEST STAR TREK PODCAST IN THE UNIVERSE FOR TNG AND TOS!! Join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell as they watch the final episode of season 2 – “SHADES OF GRAY”. Riker gets scratched by a HOSTILE PLANT which sends him into a CLIP-SHOW COMA! Will he drag us along [...]
THE BEST STAR TREK PODCAST IN THE UNIVERSE FOR TNG AND TOS!! The Freaks are BACK with another AWESOME episode of Star Trek Monthly Monday. This month, the crew of the Enterprise are threatened by a CELL BURSTING LEE MERIWETHER and Spock turns into a JERK in THAT WHICH SURVIVES!! [...]
Join Scott and Chris as they welcome BACK their most popular guest ever – UNCLE RANDY! The laughs stack up like the bodies of the SPACE MINERS in this month’s episode – THE DEVIL IN THE DARK! THEN, as if that wasn’t enough – the Freaks answer some mail and [...]
Join Scot and Chris, the Two True Freaks as they navigate TWO, COUNT ‘EM, TWO episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation. First off, it’s THE EMISSARY, in which Worf goes FULL-NERD and tries to marry the first woman he “does”. THEN, just as Riker is cheating his way to [...]
Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell are BACK! This month, Scott reads an IDW Omnibus and Chris’ iMac BITES THE BIG ONE so he has to do all his podcasting work on his surplus Starfleet computer. Then… ON TO THE MAIN EVENT! “THE DEADLY YEARS”! These are the voyages of the [...]
What makes Star Trek Monthly Monday THE Best Star Trek Podcast on the innernets? Maybe it’s the fact that we answer the BURNING questions. For example — Would you “DO” Lwaxana Troi? Do Irish stereotypes still exist in the far-flung future? What rock star played a fish-head gobbling fishead? When [...]
Chris Honeywell has guest host Andrew Leyland on because this month’s offering is his FAVORITE EPISODE OF STAR TREK OF ALL TIME! Of course, it’s AMOK TIME, the one where Spock gets the “7 Year Itch” and scratches Kirk’s chest! It’s all here – the MUSIC, the MAYHEM, the AWKWARD [...]
Join Chris Honeywell and guest host Andrew Leyland as they take you to the soaring highs and the lowest lows of Star Trek: The Next Generation in a single episode! This month we meet the Borg in “Q Who?” and a band of space douchebags in “Samaratin Snare”. Arnold the [...]
Chris Honeywell and Scott Gardner present one of the best and creepiest episodes of Trek – THE THOLIAN WEB!! This month the Freaks revisit the episode that traumatized young Scott with images of a GHOST KIRK! THEN – the Freaks toss another log on the SPACE-FIRE when they bring the [...]
Join Scott Gardner and Chris Honeywell for two more episodes of Star Trek – The Next Generation. After Scott shows off his British Star Trek comics, the Freaks get down to business. First up is THE ICARUS FACTOR, in which Riker has some serious daddy issues. Also Worf says – [...]
It’s time for TWO MORE episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation! This time, Riker, Worf and Data are the victims of bad writing IN A GOOD WAY in “THE ROYALE”! THEN – Picard meets his wacky, phased out twin and they become victims of bad writing, but NOT IN [...]
Is it the SPACE BURGER KING or the dreaded SPACE KOOL-AID MAN? Is it a rip-off of MIRI or CHARLIE X? I don’t know what the hell it is, but it’s GREEN and it’s PISSED! Kirk LOSES COMMAND of the Enterprise! Kids control minds with ARSENIO HALL FIST PUMPS! ICE [...]
This episode features the OLD SCHOOL TREK episode “Friday’s Child”, but that doesn’t matter. What matters is the Freaks have scored a LEGENDARY MYSTERY GUEST this time around and things go OFF THE RAILS. DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS PODCAST IF YOU ARE DRINKING MILK! Seriously, I CAN TELL YOU [...]
It’s a short, sweet, and to the point episode as the Freaks examine two more episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation, THE DAUPHIN and CONTAGION! In what seems to be a WORLD TURNED UPSIDE-DOWN, Scott actually LIKES a Wesley Crusher episode! Then – find out what happens when the [...]
Due to a FREAK TRANSPORTER ACCIDENT, the CLASSIC Trek and TNG Monthly Monday formats have been melded together into one CHERON-LIKE episode! This month, The Freaks are joined by one of their favorite guests – Mike “Bibliomike” Poteet! The luck of the draw has brought two extremely similar episodes together [...]
This month, it’s a special edition of Star Trek Monthly Monday! Since we have reached the point of the DC Star Trek comics continuity hitting the Star Trek 4, mark, the Freaks decided it was time to do another commentary! Of course, it’s Star Trek 4, The Voyage Home! Follow [...]
DISEMBODIED BRAINS! Fifty Quatloos says it’s gonna be a GREAT episode if it’s got GLOWING, PULSING BRAINS ON PEDESTALS! As icing on the cake you’ve got yer sexy green haired warrior woman, space-Bea Arthur and gratuitous catering equipment! Of course, Scott has read some Trek books, Leonard Nimoy pops up [...]
It’s TWO -COUNT ‘EM TWO great episodes of Star Trek – The Next Generation this month! First off – Doctor Pulaski goes into all-out McCoy mode and gets all wrinkly and crabby in “UNNATURAL SELECTION”, we get a whiff of CON FUNK and then Riker GOES NATIVE with a Klingon [...]
In a RIP-ROARIN’ episode, the Freaks FREAK OUT over the enhanced version of the original series masterpiece THE DOOMSDAY MACHINE! Marvel as how what was once a LUMBERING, SPACE-CIGAR has now become a LEAN-MEAN, PLANET-EATING MACHINE! THEN, if your brain hasn’t exploded yet, it’s a STANDOUT, DOUBLE SIZED issue of [...]
This month, the Freaks once again tackle TWO, COUNT ‘EM TWO, episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation! First up “Quiet As A Whisper” in which we get to see Troi make google-eyes at a deaf, ginger space-diplomat. At least this episode is partially redeemed by three RIDICULOUS deaths! Then, [...]
The Freaks get all philosophical on Chris’ new Star Trek book and then it’s right on to SPACE LIBERACE! Oh yes, it’s THAT episode and the Freaks couldn’t be happier. Join them as they view Trelain through new eyes! Is he a fledgling Q or just another SPACE-PRICK? How do [...]
This month, the Freaks visit Merrie Olde England via the holodeck and attend an attempted space-shotgun wedding, or is it a shotgun space-wedding? Anyway, Data and Geordie pick up annoying accents and get doctor Pulaski to play damsel in distress in “Elementary, Dear Data”. Did I mention that something GOES [...]
BEHOLD THE GOD THAT BLEEDS! Yes, this month, Shatner puts the ROK in KIROK who in turn puts it in Miromante in this month’s episode THE PARADISE SYNDROME! That’s right, sometimes a Captain just wants to shuck it all and GO SPACE-NATIVE! Find out how ancient astronauts populated the galaxy [...]
Star Trek – The Next Generation HAS RETURNED! This month the Freaks return with the first two episodes of the second season of TNG! THE BEARD IS BACK! First up is THE CHILD, in which Troi gets knocked up by a friendly space-night light just in time for a new [...]
WILL THE CHRISTMAS SURPRISES EVER STOP? Short answer – YES, but NOT FOR A MONTH! This time Scott and Chris drop a big, Enterprise-shaped present under the virtual Christmas tree! Trust me, there are worse things they could drop! When you shake it, it sure sounds like a movie commentary, [...]
This month the Freaks dedicate an entire episode to what is generally acknowledged as one of the greatest Trek episodes of all time – City On The Edge Of Forever. The first half of the show is a real-time commentary with the episode so you can watch along! The second [...]
Freaks polish off the scandalous first season of Star Trek : The Next Generation with the final episode, “The Neutral Zone”! Space-Roger Miller, a yuppie and a housewife walk into the Enterprise…… No, this is not the beginning of a joke, it’s the premise of the episode that re-introduces the [...]
This month is full of rich chocolatey space-goodness! Scott takes a trip to the Kennedy Space Center and catches a Star Trek exhibit before it closes down — get the detailed scoop here! Then, things get REAL UGLY when the Enterprise crew meets the Medusan ambassador in “Is There In [...]
This month, The Freaks decided to FINALLY cover the eagerly awaited “We’ll Always Have Paris!” after three months of putting it off. In this bizarre episode, we find out that, in his younger days, Picard was a groupie for the Mamas And The Papas and that three Datas are better [...]
STOP THE SPACE PRESSES! Two True Freaks have suspended the normal format and bring some love to the much-maligned Star Trek V – The Final Frontier! Grab some popcorn, put in the movie and then listen to Scott and Chris talk all the way through it! Is it a MASTERPIECE? [...]
This Month the Freaks welcome Chris Gallo, Fizzbin player extraordinaire to a hilarious episode! This month’s featured old-school Star Trek is “A Piece Of The Action” in which Kirk and Spock-O get all gangster on your asses! THEN, as if that wasn’t enough, the Freaks present THREE- COUNT ‘EM THREE [...]
This month the Freaks decided to focus on one intense installment of Star Trek: The Next Generation, “Skin Of Evil”. In this awesome episode, we bid farewell to a member of the Enterprise D crew who tangles with a tar creature made of PURE EVIL! Have you ever been engulfed [...]
DUDE! It’s an awesome month for Star Trek: The Next Generation as the Freaks review two wildly different late first season episodes! First up is “Arsenal Of Freedom”, a phaser-filled action-packed episode followed by “Symbiosis” where things positively MELLOW OUT when the Enterprise D meets a planet of SPACE STONERS [...]
This Month, The Freaks delve into the dreaded THIRD SEASON of the Original STAR TREK television series for the classic episode “Whom Gods Destroy”. Apparently, Garth of Izar has gone a few crystals short of a chandelier and decided to start chewing up the scenery, but don’t worry — SHATNER [...]
IT’S ON! In this month’s episode the Freaks watch “Errand Of Mercy”! Finally it looks like the Federation and the Klingon Empire get to duke it out! The only thing standing between peace and all-out war are a group of wussy pacifists. They couldn’t possibly mess things up,could they? Then [...]
This month the Freaks tackle two solid Next Generation episodes! The first, “Coming Of Age” finds young Wesely Crusher getting his mind messed with by Star Fleet Academy while the crew of the Enterprise get similarly messed with br Dr. Quinn, Medicine Admiral. THEN…It’s the return of the KLINGONS in [...]
Scott was busy this month, off becoming an Official Walt Disney World MONORAIL PILOT, so Chris invited The Irredeemable Shag to sit in on this Special Episode focusing on “Star Trek: First Contact”, the first fully-Next Generation movie! This is Shag’s first Star Trek episode on “Two True Freaks!” and [...]
It’s the second part of the NEW SPECTACULAR STAR TREK MONTHLY MONDAY! This time the Ugly Bags Of Mostly Water tackle two, count ’em TWO, episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation. First up is “When The Bough Breaks” in which the crew of the Enterprise gets the chance to [...]
Comb your hair and put your boots on! It’s time for CLASSIC TREK! This month, The Freaks examine the classic episode “WINK OF AN EYE” in which Kirk’s metabolism is rocketed into hummingbird speed with some tampered-with space Starbucks! Then it’s on to the DC Comics series with Spock’s cheesy [...]
In a very funny episode of ‘Star Trek Monthly Monday’, The Freaks make some lemonade from some space lemons, Capt. Kirk wields a space dildo in “What Are Little Girls Made Of?”, we see the latest model of the Christopher Pikemobile in “Too Short A Season”, and Sulu subdues a [...]
In the first of a trifecta of movie commentaries, the Freaks take on JJ Abram’s Star Trek from 2009. Hear from moment to moment what the Freaks love and hate about this “re-imagining” or whatever the hell you call it, of the original Trek crew. Don’t expect them to take [...]
In an unorthodox episode, instead of their usual insightful analysis, the Freaks do an AUDIO COMMENTARY for TWO, count ’em, TWO episodes of Trek! First off, Kirk gets creepy with a 300 year-old underage girl in “Miri” – Then, it’s more holodeck hijinks in the Next Generation in “11001001” where [...]
This month, in a MASSIVE MILESTONE 150th episode, The Freaks offer up a GIANT-SIZED episode chock full of Star Trek surprises!! First up, it’s the classic TOS episode “The Changeling” — an episode with MANY similarities to Star Trek: The Motion Picture. Billions are killed, Scotty pulls a Lazarus, and [...]
This month, The Freaks celebrate the Return of Scott as mix-master of Star Trek Monthly Monday!! Also this month, you get TWO Mugatos, space-poop Mugato-bite cure, space Viagra, Chapel punching Spock, Kirk kicking Jawas, Hells Angels in spaaaaace, double Data duty, flaming Doctor Crusher, hot Crystalline Entity on Enterprise action, [...]
This month the Freaks tackle one of the most baffling episodes of the original series – The Alternative Factor! Therin we meet Lazarus, the time-traveler with the fiber-optic goatee who holds the fates of two universes in his hands! Then it’s on to DC Comic’s Star Trek where the crew [...]
GET READY! Through the magic of technology, Two True Freaks Present: SCOTT IN A CAN! Yes, he may be on hiatus, but Chris dutifully squirreled away some episodes so you listeners won’t have to endure GARDNER D.T.’S! This episode features the format you love with the original Freaks you have [...]
The internet’s BEST Star Trek Podcast Returns for yet another exciting installment!! But… what’s going on here?! By some weird coincidence, BOTH episodes of Star Trek this episode feature the Enterprise crew fighting greasy-faced enemies for some powerful alien’s mysterious purposes! First in the original series episode “The Day Of [...]
Welcome back to “Two True Freaks!” Star Trek Monthly Mondays — The BEST Star Trek Podcast on the Internet!! This month, The Freaks start off the show with a discussion of the most recent new comic book release by John Byrne and IDW. Chris has watched some more of James [...]
Welcome back to Two True Freaks! Star Trek Monthly Mondays — The BEST Star Trek Podcast!! In this SEXTACULAR episode, The Freaks start off with a HOT SLAB OF STEAMIN’ ORIGINAL SERIES called “Bread And Circuses” in which Kirk and crew find out the meaning of the phrase “WHEN IN [...]
In this Special Bonus Supplemental Episode of “Two True Freaks!”, Scott Gardner is joined by fellow podcaster extraordinaire Chris Johnson to discuss the merits of the vastly underrated Star Trek spin-off series — “ENTERPRISE”!! The fellas discuss the cast — who they liked, who they loved, and who they didn’t [...]
With this episode of “Two True Freaks!”, Star Trek Monthly Monday turns 18 and is now legal. To celebrate, your hosts Chris Honeywell and Scott H. Gardner bring oodles and oodles of Trek Talk to keep you entertained! Awesome and exciting stories are shared, feedback is read, “thank yous” are [...]
In this thrill-packed episode of “Two True Freaks!”, your hosts Chris Honeywell and Scott H. Gardner discuss a TON O’ TREK!! First up is the CLASSIC Television Episode “Mirror, Mirror” in which Captain Kirk, Lt. Uhura, Dr. McCoy, and Mr. Scott wind up in a straaaaange parallel universe in which [...]
What a coincidence! This month, both episodes of the Star Trek tv show feature alien races making the Enterprise crew jump through hoops to prove that humans are a virtuous race. First, the Melkotians send the original crew to the O.K. Corall in “Spectre Of The Gun”. Then, Picard and [...]
The Freaks are joined by NOTED STAR TREK AUTHOR Mike Poteet as they break down Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan – perhaps the most popular Star Trek movie — and Star Trek III: The Search For Spock – one of the most underrated Star Trek movies, as well [...]
Where to start?! This month, The Freaks go all chronological and start with the classic original series episode “Catspaw”, written by Robert Bloch – In this thrilling episode, Kirk meets a pussy he DOESN’T like! Then, it’s on to DC’s Star Trek #8, in which Saavik gets the seven year [...]
The Star Trek is piling up! This month, The Freaks relive the first appearance of Harry Mudd in the Classic Original Series lady-laden episode — “Mudd’s Women”! Then they head under the sea to learn if Orca Stayfree LIKES PIKE! DC Comics’ Star Trek #8 provides an origin story for [...]
It’s a Two True Freaks Special Presentation! The full-length made-for-tv movie that started it all — Star Trek: The Next Generation – “Encounter At Farpoint”!! Listen to The Freaks boldly embark on yet another MASSIVE UNDERTAKING – the show-by-show, chronological coverage of the full run of Star Trek: The Next [...]
Isn’t the saying supposed to be – “All the women want to have Kirk and all the men want to BE Kirk”? Apparently, this episode is going to prove half of that saying wrong with TWO tales of mentally ill women actually BECOMING Captain Kirk! One uses a mysterious alien [...]
This month, The Freaks offer up enough Star Trek to choke a Mugato! First up is a soundbite of Star Trek Phase II mastermind James Cawley speaking at DragonCon, followed by DISCO McCOY, a senses-shattering review of DC Comics’ Star Trek #5, and then… it’s time to Join The Search!! [...]
In this very exciting episode, the Freaks give some much needed love to the oft-neglected and sadly far, far underappreciated first (and Scott’s personal favorite) Star Trek film — Star Trek: The Motion Picture!! In the first half of the episode, Chris and Scott blab about their personal discoveries, thoughts, [...]
This month, the Freaks offer up an episode packed to the gills starting with the DC Comics adventures of Kirk and crew, a review of a published Trek short story by listener Mike Poteet, and the conclusion to their stunning panel discussion of the second part of “The Menagerie”. With [...]
This month Scott finally finishes off the last 6 issues of the Marvel Comics run of Star Trek and this series at least goes out with a bang — and not a moment to soon, because now there’s more time to discuss the vastly superior DC Star Trek run!! This [...]
TOO MUCH TREK! You do the math! SIX, count ’em SIX Marvel comics issues (# 7-12)! ONE awesome DC Comic! NINE living witnesses to the atrocities of KODOS THE EXECUTIONER and only TWO survivors! TWO True Freaks and FOUR vintage Mego commercials! Add it up on your STAR TREKULATOR, it [...]
In a jam-packed episode, the freaks offer speculation on the new movie (be sure to check out our full review in episode 50),Orca’s Book Club, Marvel Star Trek comics, DC Star Trek comics, IDW Star Trek comics and the original series episode DAGGER OF THE MIND featuring the fiendish NEURAL [...]
The Freaks give their SPOILER FILLED review of the new J.J. Abrams directed Star Trek movie. Is Kirk up to snuff? Will the continuity wonks be satisfied? CAN they be satisfied? Is it sequel worthy? Should you believe the hype? What is the CHEESE-FACTOR? Is Nimoy just beaming it in? [...]
Horrific? Hilarious? Robert Bloch’s “Wolf In The Fold” is both! Winnie the Pooh is crossed with Jack the Ripper in the episode Scott likes to call “The Killer Piglet”. Scott also reviews John Byrne’s “Romulans: The Hollow Crown” comics. Top it off with some vintage Kirk and that ought to [...]
Fuggedaboud Dork Reign! Screw Final Crapsis!! The Freaks have just read the REAL comic book event of the year!! Join ’em for an in-depth analysis of IDW’s Star Trek mini-series “Countdown”, the prequel for the much-anticipated and much-feared J.J. Abrams Star Trek movie!! Do the comics help to ease the [...]
This month brings us one of the All-Time Great Classic Trek episodes – “Arena”. This all-out Kirk vs Gorn knock-down drag-out tussle sure aims to please as Bill Shatner uses every trick from his sack of Jim Kirk battle-moves to foil a constipated lizard-guy with obvious respiratory problems. As if [...]
This month the Freaks welcome Chris Gallo aka Webhead to the show in a fun-filled analysis of the classic original Trek episode “Tomorrow Is Yesterday” the first Star Trek time travel story! This is also our first (but not last) guest on a Star Trek Monthly Monday. Send us a [...]
This month, the freaks watch “The Cloud Minders”, which they obviously prefer calling “The Gas Passers”. This is a weird episode with an undercurrent of gas..err.. CLASS warfare. This is what happens when the masses huff the gasses! Also, watch for some “anomalous elements” like a romantic subplot involving Spock! [...]
This week the freaks take on the Star Trek episode “Return To Tomorrow”, featuring the hyper-evolved entity “Sargon”! You can watch it LEGALLY HERE Also, we talk some smack on the new Star Trek trailer!
This is our first Star Trek Monthly Monday! In this episode, Scott reviews a few Star Trek books and then it’s on to the main subject, “Where No Man Has Gone Before”, an episode of the original Trek. Hear The Freaks’ take on it! Join us as we slowly work [...]
This week the freaks plumb their childhoods and rake over the trauma that Star Trek wrought on their young, impressionable minds. Star Trek was a Sci-Fi series, but it had it’s share of creepy and downright scary moments. Salt suckers, silicon based acid-spewing pizza creatures, flying jellyfish and the Evil [...]