Total Sidebar: Recent Episodes
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What happens when three grown-ass women sit around drinking and talking about stupid stuff that doesn’t matter – until it does?? Everything and anything goes on a journey that will take you from the poignant to the pointless in no time, and you’ll wonder where the heck you just spent the last 30 minutes. Join Ellen, Jen and Alex as they keep you on track by getting off topic. Don’t miss it.
Do you worry that your fireworks are handled by rookies? Do you wish there was a ban on fruity desserts? Well, we're just as picky as you are, so fire this one up and we'll complain about everything together.
Do double-jointed people creep you out? Do you slide across your floor like Risky Business just because? Well, then we definitely think we should hang out, so let this one rip and we'll be one hundred percent cool together!
Do you wonder why the Loch Ness Monster hasn't checked in lately? Do you like talking to random strangers, regardless of how they might feel? Well, we like the cut of your jib, so fire up this episode and we'll get random together!
Do you think Cadbury Creme Eggs deserve their own food group? Do you want to slap AI for being such a suck-up? Well, we do too, so crank up this one and we'll be grouchy together!
Do you think slow dancing should be banned at house parties? Do you believe fasting is simply procrastinating, so just eat already? Well, we are right there on your logic train, so tune into this one and we'll groove with some snacks together!
Do you think sleeping qualifies as a hobby? Do you feel confident you could outsmart a giant hornet? Well, you sound like our kind of over-achiever, so fire up this episode and we'll rule the world together!
Do boring people know that they're boring? Do pot pies have to always have the consistency of mucus? If these questions are keeping you up at night, text us cause we're up too, and we can listen to this one together!
Do you wish you had a Pumpkin Valet right about now? Do you think eating a large pizza yourself is just another day at the office? Well, we like the cut of your jib, so let this episode rip and we'll burp pepperoni together!
Are you earning a graduate degree in nonsense? Are you afraid of being trapped in an elevator because you're very regular? Well, these are issues we know well, so turn this one up and we'll solve life together!
Do you refuse to admit you snore, even when you know you do? Do you take random drives in your car just to pluck stray facial hairs? Well, we track right there with you, so tune in now and we'll compare notes!
Do you worry about whether to be hot or pretty? Do you always drop your shish kebab mushrooms through the grate? Well, instead of worrying, just crank up this episode and we'll get it all solved for you!
Do you wish rocking chairs would be outlawed? Do you get your science information from Land of the Lost? You seem like the type of rebel we'd like to hang with, so plug in this episode and we'll all act superior together!
Do you need a laugh track for your entire ridiculous life? Do you insist you drink milk shakes just for the calcium? It sounds like you're ready to roll with our crew, so turn this one up and we'll salute your genius together.
Do you forget sometimes that your hoodie has an actual hood? Are you the only person you know watching the reboot of Matlock? Well, you seem like our kind of oddball, so join us for this episode and we'll not give a damn together!
Do you worry that someone's B.O. will follow you are everywhere? Are you pretty sure that a billion dollars will buy inner peace? Well, those are massive questions for us too, so fire up this episode and let's smell rich and happy together!
Do you think dunking in a chocolate fountain makes complete sense? Have you mistaken a wig for a guinea pig? If you answered yes, then you belong right here, so turn it up and we'll be just a little bit different from the other kids together.
Do you love making resolutions just so you can forget them in a week? Are you absolutely convinced that you were destined to ride around in fancy sports cars 24/7? You seem like our kind of overachiever, so tune in now and we'll rule the world together!
Do you wish crudite platters were outlawed? Is your idea of a "dream job" a job without any work involved? You sound like you have a solid grip on what's what, so join us on the pod and we'll laze our way into the New Year together.
Do you think Alaska is the funniest state? Does your bucket list consist of planning to make a bucket list? Sounds like you roll the way we roll, so tune on in to this one and we'll be non-achievers together!
Do you believe the sweetest love language consists of huggin' and tuggin'? Do you believe that a spray tan can ward off evil spirits? If you answered yes to either of these, please join us for this jamboree and we'll be believers together!
Do you wish your toilet would give you a pat on the back sometimes? Are you wondering why anyone bothers baking pumpkin seeds? Well, we're clearly on the same wavelength, so tune in now and we'll get everything shipshape!
Are you trying hard not to buy Halloween candy before October? Do you wish there was a boycott on walnuts in brownies? Well, we feel your stuggles and are here to help, so just turn this one up and all will be right with the world!
Are you wishing you could win free meatballs for life? Do you still struggle to figure out the difference between an ottoman and a hassock? Well, go ahead and put your feet up because we're going to solve these major problems together!
Are you wishing you could win free meatballs for life? Do you still struggle to figure out the difference between an ottoman and a hassock? Well, go ahead and put your feet up because we're going to solve these major problems together!
Are you sick of people speaking Pig Latin? Would you roll in poison ivy if it made you rich? If both your answers are yes, then turn this one up because we are right there with you!
Are you ready to breakdance at the Olympics? Do you have a serious crush on an animated character? Well, there are some people here who say yes to both, so crank up the volume and we'll get weird together!
Are you ready to breakdance at the Olympics? Do you have a serious crush on an animated character? Well, there are some people here who say yes to both, so crank up the volume and we'll get weird together!
Do you believe cookie-baking is an Olympic Sport? Are you sure that you'd be a criminal if you could be invisible? Well, sounds like we're peas in your pod so turn this one up and we'll achieve world domination together!
Do you believe cookie-baking is an Olympic Sport? Are you sure that you'd be a criminal if you could be invisible? Well, sounds like we're peas in your pod so turn this one up and we'll achieve world domination together!
Are you worried about werewolves managing their hair growth? Do believe that semi-colons can be thrown around like candy? Well, we live on the same wild side you do, so buckle up and we'll howl at this episode together!
Did you always wish you were as cool as Duncan Hines was? Have you worn your shoes on the wrong feet all day and not noticed? Well, your wavelength is our wavelength so fire this one up, and we'll jet ski through life together!
Are you weirded out by adult thumb-sucking? Are you in favor of public wedgie-picking? Well, you're speaking our language, so tuck in to this episode and we'll fix the world together!
Are you tired of angry mobs being angry? Have you dreamed of making ice cubes shoot out your fingers? Well, you are clearly our kind of people, so mix yourself an icy cocktail and turn this one up!
Are you upset that somone invented something called the "Smitten?" Are you ready to outlaw man buns once and for all? We are so right there with you, so snuggle up with us and we'll fix the world together!
Is your dream winter day hibernating in a bear den? Do you worry that senior citizens are just too needy? You have full agreement from this crew, so turn this one up and get cozy now!
Do you pass out when someone burns the popcorn? Are you nervous that the ghosts in your house don't really like you? We have the same big issues, so sit on down, and we'll figure 'em out together!
Are you pretty sure you're better at everything than everyone else? Are you ready to sing and dance in front of your celebrity crush - without shame? If your answer is yes, the Sidebar is right there with you, so tune in now!
Would you ever put lemon juice on pancakes? Would you ever rent an airbnb without a toilet plunger? Yeah, we wouldn't either so turn this one up and we'll all complain together!
Would you ever put lemon juice on pancakes? Would you ever rent an airbnb without a toilet plunger? Yeah, we wouldn't either so turn this one up and we'll all complain together!
The Sidebar goes off the rails getting hooked on candy cigarettes - are they still legal?? Tune in as we salute Martha Stewart, Muskrat Love, and eating popcorn at the movies till it hurts!
The Sidebar goes off the rails getting hooked on candy cigarettes - are they still legal?? Tune in as we salute Martha Stewart, Muskrat Love, and eating popcorn at the movies till it hurts!
Have you ever wondered which is worse - public shame or private horror? Well, this episode answers that question with a deep dive into jaywalking, smelly feet and, um, close relationships with goats. Get ready to learn things you never wanted to know!
Are you a proud member of the Grimace Generation? Do you have a fear of hair-pulling ghosts? Well, you sound like our soulmate, so listen in and we can do some heavy bonding!
Are you a proud member of the Grimace Generation? Do you have a fear of hair-pulling ghosts? Well, you sound like our soulmate, so listen in and we can do some heavy bonding!
Do you worry that your fonts are too aggressive? Do you use Cold Play to talk about your feelings? Well, we do too, so tune in and we'll be emo together!
Do you worry that your fonts are too aggressive? Do you use Cold Play to talk about your feelings? Well, we do too, so tune in and we'll be emo together!
Do you hate trying to get out of an Adirondack chair? Do you always burn the roof of your mouth eating pizza? Well, we live those nightmares too, so turn this up and we'll recover together!
Do you think doghouses are a cozy getaway? Would you like to see a cage match between Lizzo and Dolly? Well, we're as weird as you are, so tune in and we can compare notes!
Do you watch too many bible movies? Are you worried about an attack from a Komodo Dragon? Well, we get you 100 percent, so come cozy up with us right now!
Are you tired of square-dancing by yourself? Is Marshmallow Fluff your favorite food group? Well, it sounds like you belong in our club, so come tune in right now!
Do you think wartime trenches might be cozy? Do you wonder if Cirque du Soleil will ever stop reproducing? Well, we are trapped with the same questions, so let's fire this one up and get them answered!
Do you get high on the smell of new books? Do you think stubbing your toe is hilarious? Well, we do too, so fire this episode up and we'll celebrate our oddness together!
Do you think a mortuary job would be fascinating? Do you celebate your "half-birthday" - or even know what it is? Well, we are right there with you, so plug this one in, and let's get chatting!
Did you forget to make the sweet potato casserole and nobody missed it? Did you receive cleaning supplies as a gift - and wonder if it's an insult? Well, sounds like you need some stuff figured out, so let us help you. Crank this one up on high!
Did you forget to make the sweet potato casserole and nobody missed it? Did you receive cleaning supplies as a gift - and wonder if it's an insult? Well, sounds like you need some stuff figured out, so let us help you. Crank this one up on high!
Did you misplace your Smart Car recently? Are you looking forward to being kidnapped by pirates? Well, we like the cut of your jib, so join us right now!
Did you misplace your Smart Car recently? Are you looking forward to being kidnapped by pirates? Well, we like the cut of your jib, so join us right now!
Is the thought of eating liver not "liver-ating" to you? Do you have no interest in learning what "chicken grit" is? Well, take a walk on the wild side and tune in anyway - right now!
Is the thought of eating liver not "liver-ating" to you? Do you have no interest in learning what "chicken grit" is? Well, take a walk on the wild side and tune in anyway - right now!
Do you wonder how long facial hair can really get? Are you buying a new outfit for the Papal Conclave? Well, you're as weird as we are, so turn this one up loud!
Does saying "succulent" make you salivate? Would you give up chocolate so you can curse at the entire world? Well, we are right there with you, so tune in immediately!
Do you hide 100-dollar bills in your underwear? Do you pop cupcakes like they're breath mints? Well, that's how we celebrate too, so come join the party right now!
Do you think baby talk should be a felony? Do you think checking for ticks is sexy? Well, we sure do, so tune in now and we can all get sexy together!
Are you trying to figure out why bicycles-built-for-two even exist? Do you only watch sports with British accents? If you answered yes, your peeps are waiting for you on this episode!
Do you think losing free food on an airplane is a national emergency? Do you think pulling tissues out of a box is magical? We are right there with you, so plug into this episode ASAP!
Are you trying to figure out who likes Blue Man Group? Are you ready to watch a show called Top Waitress? Well, we are too, so turn this one up and we'll get these big questions all figured out!
Are you a follower of the Frisbee Lifestyle? Are you allergic to Other People's Children? No matter how you answered, this episode will let you do you, so tune in now!
Would you drink something called a "Smoker's Cough?" Would you pair it with a heaping pan of Potato Chip Nachos? If you haven't gagged yet, then this episode is made for YOU!
Do you believe that making balloon animals is a magical skill? Does the thought of drinking mayonnaise whet your appetit? If you said yes, you better turn up this condiment-party episode right now!
Did you learn everything you ever needed from Drunk History? Do you struggle not to bite into a Tootsie Pop? We are right there with you, so fire up this episode and let's get our licks in!
Do you know how to make a hot dog sandwich? Are you ready to get divorced on live TV? We like how you roll, so dial this one up and join us now!
Are you totally comfortable with buying off your friends so they like you? Do you wish your winks made fun sounds? We do too, so turn this one up and you'll feel right at home!
Are you featuring an eggnog fountain for the holidays? Are you arranging your platters of Andes Mints yet? We are , so join us for serious party planning asap!
Do you hate BnB's because you have to talk to other people at breakfast? Would you like a live tiny rhino to top your wedding cake? If you answered yes, you must be related to us, so tune in now!
Do you think your personality will make the aliens like you? Do you think it will get you a second date with your celebrity crush? Well, we're here with your wake-up call, so rise and shine now!
Are you wondering where all the electric can openers went? Do you love birds except for their weird little claws? Same here, so tune in and let's sort it all out!
Are you looking for new ways to consume shots of Fireball? Have you obsessed over the roomy comfort of rodeo clown fashions? Well, we have too, so tune in and we'll tackle those and more right now!
Do you stress about your armpits smelling like ham? Are you worried about a surprise python in the baking aisle? Well, put your mind at ease, because we can solve both these problems - and more!
Do you daydream about taking a military shower with Otis Redding? Is the thought of no more french fries a living nightmare? Trust us, The Sidebar understands, so tune in and we'll talk you through it.
Are you wondering if Heinz really has 57 varieties? Are you completely at peace with neglecting your kids? We are right there with you, so tune right in and hang with us now!!
Are you frozen with indecision choosing burgers vs dogs? Do you wonder why the hell people pitch tents at the beach? The Sidebar is in full summer swing, so turn this one up and get the answers now!
Are you ready to admit that you love McDonald's? Are you stumped when confronted with a kiwi fruit? This stuff is right in the Sidebar wheelhouse so tune in and prepare to free your mind!
Are you the only Robert Pattinson fan on your block? Do you want to be bald but your head is too bumpy? We're right there with you, so turn the volume up and join this cool club now!!
Did you think the last year was basically like wearing a stinky cardigan for far too long? Or maybe a Hallmark Christmas Movie where it never even snowed? We hear you - and we are busting a move to freedom - so get on board!!
Do you watch every Rocky movie in a row - as long as no one knows but Sly? Have you been tickled within an inch of your life - and loved it? Well, we are guilty as charged too, so turn up the volume and get a front row seat to a miracle, people!
Are you pretty sure you could outsmart a serial killer? Or Dr. Phil? Or Pauly Shore? Well, we do too, so let's compare notes and prepare to dominate the world!
Do you prefer to eat your ice cream warmed up? Are you looking for a way to decorate with doubloons? Well, we can make all your dreams come true, so hit the play button right now!
Have you been waiting forever to get your hands on an actual light-saber? Do you wish there was a steel drum Pandora station? Well, tune in now, because your people are waiting for you right here!
Have you ever thought futons were sexy? Are you wondering if tie-dye can really be considered fashion? Well, strap on the bong and dab on the patchouli - it's the party episode!
Have you ever dreamed about falling off a balcony? Have you ever been psyched out by the size of the Cheesecake Factory menu? We feel you, we promise, so tune on in!
Have you ever shamed yourself in someone else's bathroom? Do you wish that daily naps were required by law? If so, we think you'll find this episode right up your proverbial alley - tune in now!
Have you been hooked on Google Maps looking for country porn? Have you been called boring or annoying, or both? This episode just might be the self-care you need to kick off your new year!
Has your book club turned into fight club? Have you been ghosted by an actual ghost? If your life has gotten feisty and spooky, you better tune in now!
Are you constantly chasing the Dorito dragon? Do you always lose at Truth or Dare because there are no winners - ever? Then strap yourself onto a slightly warm toilet seat and tune in, because we can help, we swear!
Do you think that cat food might be a forgotten delicacy? Would you rather be the dump-er or the dump-ee? Seems like you better listen to this episode and get these monster-sized questions sorted out!
Do you think life would be better if we were all just kind of dumb? Would you like a chance to bust a power dance move at the party of the year? Tune in now, and find out if you have a shot at either of these damn things!
Are you worried your pandemic "homewear" outfits aren't colorful enough? Are you shopping online for knuckle-shavers? Sounds like this episode is going to be your personal shopper - so turn it up!
Ever wish you were a hot mermaid in overalls? Want to eat a Hostess cupcake the size of your head? Well, make friends with the Real Housewives of the Sidebar and all your dreams will come true - right now!
Are people you love chewing with their mouths open? Do you foolishly believe you could run a "well-meaning" cult? Then fire up this episode and learn how we didn't really solve either one of these prickly issues!
Do you think wearing both pants and a shirt is overdressing? Would you wear a European bathing suit bottom as a mask? Then catch this episode because it's just your style!
Have you dreamed of sneezing glitter? Do you know of dozens of uses for wasabi? Then you are just the sparkly-spicy person who needs this episode asap!
Is your peasant blouse too droopy? Are you craving onion-flavored ice cream? Then practice some real self-care and slurp up this episode right now!
Does your friend smell like a hot zoo? Would you fly through the Bermuda Triangle to meet the Loch Ness Monster? So would we, so tune in and find out when our flight is leaving!
Do you wish Barbra Streisand would offer you frozen yogurt? Do you daydream about a frosty Christmas Shandy? Daydream no more, because it's real and it's happening right here!
Are you more scared of soggy cereal than you are of zombies? Would you be excited to receive a sexy message from an elderly relative? If either answer is yes, then you're our dream listener - turn this one up loud!
Do you have a rock in your shoe that just won't leave? Are you a star badminton player - and no one cares? Tune in now and you'll feel better about neither of those things, promise!
Are you still dreaming about a young Richard Dreyfuss? Are you stuck in your Dad's body and wish you had your Mom's? Seems like you need to get some things resolved, friend, so tune in now!
Do you think you'd be popular in jail? Are you spending your quarantine dehydrating fruit? Does a swimming pool of Nutella sound like paradise? Then tune into this slice of heaven asap!
Did you ever under-achieve as a child musician? Are you currently over-achieving at eating marshmallow Peeps? Well, line up those libations because we've got stuff to cover with you!
Are you stuck in your house having drunk Zoom calls? Are you eating stale Nilla Wafers from way back in the pantry? Well so are we, so tune in and we'll knock back a few together!
Do you love salty meat? (Don't answer that.) Do you think suspenders can act as boob guardrails? Are you ready for Chicken Fat? Strap in right now!
Do you think a Hundo in the toilet is still a Hundo? Do you understand the meaning of Huba Huba? Do you dream of a rap battle with Ethel Merman? If so, have we got a show for you.
Ever wish you could jump on a sumo wrestler? Ever feel like your head is shaped like a melon? Ever pray your kids don't become performance artists? This episode can help - maybe.
Do you have a love-hate relationship with baked beans? Do you have a secret love relationship with communion wafers? Do you have any relationship at all with Nicholas Cage? If the answer is yes or no, tune in now!
Do you hate having to choose between a turkey dinner and 27 fun-size Kit Kats? Did you forget where you buried your kimchi jar? Don't sweat it - Toity will find it for you on this episode!
Do you want to fight for the right to eat pasta? Are you ashamed to admit you love Irish Spring soap? Are you praying Britney stops biting her nails? Well, this episode has you allll over it!
Ever wonder what hungover women sound like? Ever yearn for Swedish accents done really badly? Ever wonder what the sound of a human hairball is? Have we got an episode for you!
Do you need some middle school-style insults for every occasion? Do you wonder where the heck Dolly Parton's husband is? Are you unsure if that Mickey tank top is right for work? Tune in and let us help you with all the big stuff!
Why can't we order tartar sauce with a turkey sub? What are the koi fish thinking during the winter? And who's wearing earmuffs these days? Join us as we solve these sweet mysteries of life and oh so much more!
Isn't the world a dangerous place, especially at the gym when the dumbbells are mis-filed? Join us in the safety corral where the convo is Fast and Furious, and thankfully we're under that handy metal umbrella!
Ever feel hungry like the wolf, or do you wish a monkey would pick your nits? Don't worry, we support both choices and also Sly Stallone because, well, ya gotta love Sly. Tune in and hum along to the Rocky theme right now!
Should you buy a car from a giant fish? Should you do a sit-up during an office meeting? Should we let Alex sing opera? Tune in and get these burning questions answered ASAP!
Ever wish you could hear an a-capella group that couldn't sing? And sing about outhouses, sour milk, and loogies? Well this podcast was written just for you!
What's that annoying sound you hear - is it your neighbor's wind chimes? Maybe it's The Rock playing in your ball pit. Either way, mix yourself a date shake and tune into this one - it's sexy, we promise!
What's worse in a bottle - kombucha or liquified filet mignon? The only way to find out is to bust out of your arranged marriage and get in the game - you'll lose but really, you'll win!
Are you stuck fighting a kangaroo again? Then sharpen your mechanical pencil and tuck a biscotti in a convenient crevice - we promise you'll win your bout…maybe.
Need someplace to show off your new paisley pocket square? Just head to the Superlux, order an icy cold G&T and request that all your cold cuts are fanned - that's what the cool kids do!
Did someone order a Monte Cristo? Throw on your fishnet poncho, practice your best British accent, and get ready to try some sandwiches - and tasty podcastin' - that we know you will like!
Calling all Fried Green Magnolias - this episode mixes southern charm with floating checks and wearing tutus. Join us as we butter our grits and clack around in Dr. Scholl's - nothing but a party goin' on here.
How this became one of our raciest episodes, we'll never know, but you're going to get some corn dogs and naked swimming at this party. And if you're tired, we'll read you a bedtime story, but it's gotta be hella quick - we have wine to drink, people!
The Sidebar puts on a snappy sweater vest as we investigate the death of ice milk and the strange allure of ginger snaps. We also admit to consuming a stranger's food and drink if we're desperate enough - come on, you know you do it too!
The threesome is back in action, we're celebrating a milestone, and there's enough Play-do and onion rings for everyone - even that random stranger you just kissed!
The Sidebar is down one member this week, so let's see if the other two can hold down the fort in this mini-episode. Farrah Fawcett and the Three Stooges swing through for a visit so don't miss it!
Boy, too many candy cigarettes and spritzers will land you with a moldy mink around your neck, and terrorists and aliens fighting for your affection. We put on some clogs and head for outer space and you should too!
Have you ever wondered which is worse - public shame or private horror? Well, this episode answers that question with a deep dive into jaywalking, smelly feet and, um, close relationships with goats. Get ready to learn things you never wanted to know!
The Sidebar goes off the rails getting hooked on candy cigarettes - are they still legal?? Tune in as we salute Martha Stewart, Muskrat Love, and eating popcorn at the movies till it hurts!
The Sidebar reports in on fulfilling our New Year's resolutions - did someone say "slow start?" We also find out if safecracking is all it's cracked up to be. Tune in as we tell all!
Poppa, can you hear me, at least when I ask you to change the toilet paper?! We give you the under vs over on everything from skorts to Survivor. Don't miss it!
Why are some people naturally positive, and we aren't? We bet their secret is either drunk yoga, harlequin outfits or keeping bacon as a pet. See if you agree!
How to kick off the New Year right? Make a resolution you can actually keep - like playing more Yahtzee - and don't forget - Holy Cow, it's Wine O'Clock somewhere!
Ever wonder who gets to call it National Something Day? We do too, and we're declaring our own National Crop Top on a Ghost with Some Peppermint Bark Day. It'll make sense, we promise.
Wanna see the ladies self-sidebar into a massive musical mess? Well, you can be sure it'll never happen in a hot tub, but it might end up in a food fight!
Did you know that Cardi rhymes with party? And that Nutella rhymes with hands off my Nutella, fella? Tune in to see what we learned in Italy and why extra salt belongs on everything - it does!
Don't let Judge Judy catch you flashing a finely turned ankle, or she'll feed you to the lions - they're just big kitties anyway, right?!
If you're looking for an episode packed with sexual innuendo - did someone say "knowledgeable tongue?" - then this is the one for you. And we are never inviting Gwyneth to lunch, that much is clear!
Don't you wish more people spoke Latin? - We didn't think so, but Mercury is in Retrograde and we can't find Bob Anderson. Carpe Diem, Sidebaristas!
The Sidebar dives deep into the meaning of success: sometimes it's shoplifting, or maybe a flying chair, or just your face stuck in a jar of Nutella. No judging, people!
Summer is in full swing, and the Sidebar is cannonballing our way to wrestling sharks and starting a business focused on taking siestas. What's not to like, amigos?
The Sidebar tries to do play-by-play for the Royal Wedding and then it's a full blown talent show. After we all get tramp stamps, that is.
The Sidebar discovers we have more than one listener - wait, what? - and we also don't really support rabbits. Does that make us bad?
Some workers over-glove, some women over-pluck, and some podcasters should NOT attempt celebrity impressions. Unless it's Cher. Or a whistling cat.
There's no such thing as talking to yourself too much in public. Unless it's about Dr. Shampoo.
Yes, all Tai Chi masters wear suspenders with belts, and you'll be tasting the rainbow after this episode.
Take a trip to Downtown City, where you'll meet celebrities, drool over house porn and rat out your best friend in a pinch- you know you would!
Let's go hate-watching bad TV, right after we buy crap in the Marshall's check out line- oh, and who wishes they were Mister Brady?
If you are royalty and need a poison-taster, we have your girl- who knew? And how to break up with a service person who's breaking all of your stuff- this is news you can use.
Oh boy, it’s time to “turn this mutha out,” people, but don’t get “kilo’d” without wearing a nice beehive. It’ll all make sense very soon, promise.
Everyone wants to get rich quick, either with Plinko, the “Big Black Sheet,” or dialing up some good ol’ synchronicity. Not sure what that means? Tune in!
Canines invade the bunker, disgusting habits are compared, and there’s waaay too much talk about “cleaning funk out of a deep tread.” Bring the Febreze for this one.
Call the fire department, because it’s getting hot in here: our hosts discuss threesomes, shark gestation and a shocking new fact about PF Chang’s. Yup, Chang’s.
What a learning episode: believe it or not, there’s no “A” in “ITALY,” no “I” in “pants,” and no reason to talk to Mike Massaro ever again.