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Straight talk, hot takes, and compelling guests. Bell tells it like it is. From calling out the Liberal Establishment lap dogs (aka "the media") to getting to the heart of what it truly means to be a free American. Tune in to get a dose of the truth mixed together with Bell's patented folksy sense of humor (not actually patented). Free thought, free expression and free coffee! No free love, though. That’s gross.
"Now is the time for real men to stand up for meat!" says processed meat advocate Milo Hammet. Milo is a dietary consultant for Wisconsin public schools as well as the heir to Hammet Ham, the largest meat packer in the northern hemisphere. Also, Bell reads the latest obituaries. Who knows, maybe a name you know will pop up in today's episode!
Moral panics are fun for the whole family. From Satanic subliminal messages in cereal commercials to public library story hours apparently organized by a vast international network of groomers. Is there really something to be afraid of here or are we just getting our adult diapers in a bunch? Today's guest, author and psychologist Tim Prack, says you should start stocking up on adult diapers. Dr. Prack helps us sift through the nonsense and get to the diamond hard core of terror that lies at the heart of these so called "moral panics". He also tells us which moral panics are for liberal wusses, who can't stop suckling at the teat of the liberal news media, and which ones require our utmost vigilance. Separating fact from drag queen story hour might seem complicated at first but luckily Dr. Prack gives us a helpful acronym so you don't have to think so hard and save those brain cells for fighting the technocracy. And no it isn't WWJD! But it's pretty close. This one is a screamer, a panic stricken screamer! Can we panic now . . . please?
Do Marxists run the universities or is really just a bunch of sorcerers? Columbia University or the nation of Columbia (what’s the difference?) is experiencing a rash of Ouija Board related anxiety attacks. As if New York city didn’t have enough anxiety attacks already! Today we’re get into the weeds on the most important news stories! Also, Putin and Xi are cozying up in Russia. While it looks like they are pretty chummy, they actuallyhave nothing in common except their hatred for America. But maybe that’s all it will take to topple America’s Liberal Democratic Order. Then we look to that mighty news aggregator Yahoo, for a wonderful story about racism in a unnamed American restaurant. It’s kind of comforting that it could be in any small town in this great land of ours. This episode also features the two -time Swedish Morgan Freeman impersonation champion, so act like a polar bear and take the plunge!
Articles discussed in this episode:
Russia and China get Cozy – The HILL
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/the-only-thing-russia-and-china-have-in-common-is-undermining-the-us/ar-AA18ZCrL
Ouija Board Blamed for "28 Possible Cases of Anxiety" Among Students at School in Colombia
https://www.singularfortean.com/news/2023/3/22/ouija-board-blamed-for-28-possible-cases-of-anxiety-among-students-at-school-in-colombia
Note: The Yahoo News Story is totally made up but probably exists somewhere online.
You can be sure whatever crazy idea Bill Gates thinks up in his living room with his dog Dos, you'll eventually see on your social media feed. In this episode Bell takes on Bill's new policy suggestion that we limit our breathing in order to lower human emissions. Maybe the all mighty tech mogul is not sitting in so rarefied air after all. A sour scent of onions and relish from those nasty mouth-breathers down below wafts up to the top of Mt. Olympia. The be-speckled Olympian decrees we sacrifice more to save the planet. Chocolate coated crickets and Segways are just the beginning. They have plans for us, my children!
Also Bell reads an email from a Christian Baker specializing in gay wedding cakes. The gay customers he imagined flocking to him just aren't there. Should he give up his dream? Bell offers some advice to him, and with the help of co-host AI Simon offers more practical advice for anyone who wants to make their dreams come true. Truly an inspirational episode. Inhale! Exhale! Taste the freedom folks!
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In this episode, Bell joins the AI Revolution! You know what they say: “If you can’t beat them, make them join your podcast.” Producer Wes hooks up with ChatGPT and gives it a human-like voice and voila, the Bell Howard Show gets its first co-host! Known as AI Simon, the natural sounding podcast-bot lends the authority of the internet, and the snappy comebacks of Andy Richter to be the sugar to Bell’s spice. Bell and AI Simon discuss Joe Biden’s chance for reelection and the role of generative AI in the new economy. In the second part of the show, AI Simon is really put to the test when a man calls in to ask for marriage advice. The tension that communism creates in a marriage is no laughing matter and the AI handles this uniquely human predicament with more empathy and understanding than, dare I say, a human! Judge for yourself whether or not Simon and the AI Mundus-Spiritus can replace podcasters! Here comes that huge sterilizing tsunami called the Singularity!
OK, so Nostradamus made a bunch of terrifying predictions for 2023 but you know they're garbage, right? We can all spout off stream of consciousness T.S. Eliotesque word salads and claim 73% accuracy as long as people interpret a certain way. Unlike Nostradamus, Bell is here and now and has years of experience absorbing and commenting on the media. Our predictions don't involve skeletons riding horses or dead fish choking your favorite estuaries. Who is the Antichrist, what will happen to money, and how does the illegitimate child of Joe Biden factor into next year? All will be answered in this weeks episode.
Also Bell checks in with the Microwave Boy. Remember him? He was the boy who stood in front of the microwave to watch his TV dinners cook and actually changed his physiology. Bell talks to his grandfather and microwave boy himself to get the real story as well as an update on his alleged super powers.
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It looks like your standard blue porta potty but inside it might contain the secret to the mysteries of the universe. In this episode a leading toilet engineer goes on a journey to find the outhouse that teleports its squatters to another portal potty. This is where inter-toilet teleportation reveals the connection between private companies and publicly funded research. Don't look now but this might just be another one of Elon Musk's crappy ideas!
Also in this episode Bell introduces a new segment called Local Legends, where we learn about the most eccentric characters from towns all across America. If you would like to tell us about the local legends in your town, leave us a message on anchor.fm/bellhoward. Let's put your local legend on the map!
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This is a special episode with a very special guest. Elizabeth Holmes calls in to weigh in on today's news with Bell in a new segment called the News Blitz! Bell also gets a chance to ask Elizabeth what she thinks of Sam Bankman-Fried and let's just say the girl doesn't do empathy. In fact, Liz Holmes doesn't have anything nice to say about the alleged fraudster now sitting in a jail cell in the Bahamas. She's also gives us a sneak peak into her new project that involves space exploration. She promises cheap, convenient space travel will be available for everyone, but then again she's always promising stuff. Ah, the young innovators of today, so full of promise.
Also in this episode Bell reviews some early Christmas presents he received including Marjory Taylor Green's new Q-Anon book for kids. And Christopher Walken has a new Christmas album? What are you waiting for? Hit play on this one while you go for a run, do dead-lifts or polish off a pint of cookie dough ice cream in your underwear. I don't care!
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Gather round kids, it’s time I told you the tale of Kanye! This rapper guy Kanye West really likes Hitler. Recently he went on the Alex Jones show and said the most controversial thing you can say in the Western World. But is Kanye sincere, or is this just a not so clever marketing ploy to appeal to the Nazi-curious millennial? Bell talks to hip hop expert Professor Rap to get some incite into the one man media wrecking crew known as ‘Ye’.
Then Bell reacts to a recent article exposing the pipeline between the California Wine industry and local political offices held by DNC loyalists. It’s all the rot at the bottom of the wine-box! And speaking of wine-box, it’s those boxed wine aficionados that we have to worry about. Those same people that thought “We need to do something about these dangerous bottles of wine rolling off the counter!” are the same people in powerful positions throughout California. In this episode we name names!
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Today we talk to the money man himself, Warren Buffett. The WB's record as an investor is impeccable. He eyes a successful business like a construction worker eyes a passing blonde (Of either sex! Just calm down). But how does he do it? What do you need to get to the next level as an investor? Well, first of all it doesn't hurt if your a down-home folksy Midwesterner. Keep things simple and high calorie. That seems to be Buffett's message. Don't go Duck a l'Orange, go sirloin steak, seared, side of french fries and a soda. Other Buffettisms we include in this episode are why you shouldn't sell the farm, you should buy it, farmers included. Just make sure you hire a good midwife to help with the birthing, animal and otherwise.
Bell also talks about the potential pitfalls of a silent retreat and why he just can't quite the New Age Movement.
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Does the CIA make the world a safer place? In this episode Bell talks to company man Cyrus Dewley who makes the case that the gathering of intelligence, both foreign and domestic, is necessary for keeping Timmy and Tammy America sleeping sound on their memory-foam mattresses. In this episode you'll also learn how the CIA categorizes the American public and how your SAT score may make you a target of the agency. It's all fun and mind games, folks!
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A great leader knows when to cash in! On today's episode we examine two leaders who faced crisis, made controversial decisions and have lived (so far) to have a career and flourish in the liberal media ecosystem. For Zelensky, a recent Washington Post article reveals Zelensky knew about the coming Russian invasion but didn't warn his people because he didn't want a run on toilet paper at the Ukrainian version of CVS. Good leadership!
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2022/08/18/zelensky-ukraine-wapo-interview-warn-of-war/
Then Bell gives a review of George Bush's Masterclass "Authentic Leadership". Even if you hated the guy their are nuggets of wisdom there, but you have to dig deep REAL DEEP.
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The Trump Xanadu was raided but no Rose Bud! For people looking for the Top Secret nuclear codes you might be disappointed, but if you're willing to go deeper (much deeper!) you will be rewarded. In today's episode Bell discusses what the FBI found and why it not only endangers the Talking Cheeto himself, but the Liberal Establishment Darlings who scream the loudest for his blood. Bell also talks about the WHO's attempt to answer criticism that the term Monkey Pox is racist. They want nay, need your suggestions, and Bell reads some of them on the show. Remember, if you have an idea for a non-racist name for Monkey Pox please don't be shy and leave a voice message at anchor.fm/bellhoward.
Are there any reliable signs of the apocalypse? Like, China adapting the Lord of the Rings Trilogy to the number of Cadillacs sold in Long Island? Today's guest, Oliver Stick is here to sort the signs and read the tea leaves. The legendary Eurasian centered investor explains why Russia is so mineral and precious metals-rich and how you can get in on the fun. Also, Bell talks about his recent business trip to Mongolia and how to get out of a high pressure sales situation using wokeisms.
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While watching Stanley Kubrick's last movie Eyes Wide Shut, Bell muses on the role of sex magic in constructing and maintaining the American empire. The women at the famous sex ritual scene are probably the best paid sex workers in the world. According to an article from Dead Meat Beat the Eyes Wide Shut party is top tier entertainment for gentlemen who have enough money to send nations to war against each other. From there the sex trafficking just gets darker and less glamorous. Bell explores the article which goes into the different grades of sex rituals that go on depending on the status and power of it's participants. There's so much sex magic going on in this country! Also Bell weighs on the spurious claims of the CCP that Pelosi's plane went down over Taiwan. As always things are getting crazy and the times are getting apocalyptic, but who better to spend the end of days then with your old pal Bell?
Sure AI can recommend a great video to watch or rat on you to the police, but can it run a country? A shocking news story from our favorite source, Info Slop, asks an important question: Is Joe Biden an AI? Bell also talks about finding love online and coping without his producer Wes who has found a different kind of love in San Diego. But does it matter? Then Bell talks about the unexpected benefits of war, when it comes to summer music festivals. Stay tuned for cheap thrills, cheap laughs and cheap music.
Oh, it's on now! The grand architect and suzerain of the Davos-sphere, Klaus Schwab, phones in to razz Bell. In a classic showdown of ideologies, Schwab brings his feel-good capitalism, aka stakeholder capitalism, to go up against Bell's pure Libertarian philosophy. Things get intense, but do these two men who represent the opposite poles of political discourse in American actually share a secret past?
Bell also looks at a recent story about the White House briefing Tik Tokers on the war in Ukraine. How will Gen Zers communicate the White House's foreign policy through dance? Also, Biden is sounding more and more like Charlie Manson, but at least he's fun to listen to!
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Vaudeville legend Jerma Delorne joins us today. She was a contemporary of Jolson and Sophie Tucker and she's still alive! She was one of the greatest talky-singers of all times, maybe one of the greatest shouty-singers too. She talks about her early days in vaudeville and surprises us with stories of her life in the Soviet Union and her views on the current Ukrainian conflict. Also Bell talks about the war and the danger of destroying bio labs. Geeze Louise there are just too many bio-labs!
Let's face it, the Illuminati owns everything. From the drive in movie theater to the soda fountain, from your father's office building to grandma's condominium. So what luck that an ex-Illuminati member calls in to the show and spills the beans on their nefarious plans! The caller will shock you as he lays out the predicted white house line-up for 2024. The wheels are in motion but is it too late to throw a wrench into the works? Also, Bell ranks his ex-wives and it's actually not as cringy as you'd expect. Let's go Brandon and humanity!
Do you get strange beautiful women suddenly messaging you? You may be the target of a bot, a honey bot! Now bots make up 66.6% of the internet. The content on the internet has gone from solely human generated to being mostly spun out by AI bots working around the clock. In a recent article called Welcome to the Dead Net, author Chris Chrissmisterson explores the Dead Internet Theory. This theory states the internet has become a sterile wasteland instead of the fun community driven playground of the late nineties. Now the portals we navigate online to connect with our fellow human beings are strictly monitored by corporate gate keepers and the all seeing AI! In this episode Bell also discusses whether or not it's possible to steer clear of Google and it's services while online. The answer might surprise you, or it will enrage you. If you want to message us about the show go to anchor.fm/bellhoward.
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In this episode we go deep! Does the Deep State run deep enough to disrupt reality? A call to the show reveals the disturbing realization that Google may have a growing state in the sprawling intelligence web that ensnares the American public. Once big tech and government completely merge we will see the singularity! Will it be real or just a sophisticated piece of augmented reality software? Also, Bell talks to self-help and business legend Feral Frankfurter about his legendary self-improvement series Use Your Voice for Confidence.
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In this episode Bell muses on the open conspiracy that is the advertising industry. They are actively conspiring to get you to buy crap and believe in their vision of society. Then a distraught caller warns Bell of an impending sequel to the January 6th riots just in time for the one year anniversary of that event. But though the caller claims to be an ex CIA asset can he really trusted. Is he still working for the company trying to play both sides and use this show to start a false flag event? Find out on this mind bending episode!
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Bell is back in the USA! Right back where he started from, California's son returns to Gilroy. Yup, it's from the Garlic capital of the world that Bell plans to take the fight to the Technocratic Draculas! In this episode, Bell takes two calls, one from a man who thinks he needs to come out as a Q-Anon follower before he pops the question to his girlfriend. Then Bell talks to a woman who claims her husband was abducted by aliens but refuses to go to the police. In the meantime she receives daily visitors in the forms of grays who seem to have a message for her. Do they know where her husband is?
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Bell and Wes reconnect and move to Victoria Canada on a podcast visa! Yes, it's a thing. The visa provides support for podcasters looking to get their podcast off the ground and who want to contribute to Canadian culture. Bell moves into the cozy confines of a podcaster residence that provides all the amenities but might also hide a dark secret. As Bell connects with the other expat podcasters in his building he soon realizes that everyone has a similar strange story. They all know there is something or someone endangering the lives of innocent American podcasters living in Canada. What is a former AM radio show host to do?
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Bell escapes to Armenia to get his passport and join the 2021 podcast convention in Yerevan! The Bell hooks up with his old producer Wes to do their first podcast together since the oil rig. After Bell chases down a shady sitcom producer to procure his passport he settles in for some podcasting fun. Our guest today is infamous magician-on-the-run Wonder Wiley. Recent FBI reports hint that Wiley might be in East Asia, possibly Thailand. Wiley claims to have a hum-dinger of an escape act to debut on the show. However, Bell is more interested in getting to the bottom of recent allegations that Wiley disappeared with 6 kids from a Children’s Hospital in Australia and never reappeared. After failing to reappear within four years a magician is pronounced dead under Australian law. But as this episode proves, Wiley is alive and in a country where elephants play soccer. Can you solve the mystery kids? Join us for 15 thrilling minutes of international intrigue on today's show!
In this episode Bell updates us on his ongoing divorce and how it's a wildly different in Azerbaijan. Then Bell talks to former BBC correspondent Nigel Crudge. Crudge covered the COP26 climate summit from his apartment. Crudge lends his expertise and insight from his years as an intrepid reporter for one of the world's premiere news organizations. Nigel tells us all about the tricky treats the globalistshave in store for us. We learn about plans to reduce gas emissions, Greta Thurnberg's latest viral rant, and Pope Francis' draconian carbon tax. It's all being revealed right before our eyes! The plan is in motion and old Biden is still dozing off.
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In this special episode of the Bell Howard Show I want to take the opportunity to introduce a new podcast by my former producer Wes. Wes has created a news show called Fushigi Times. Fushigi means strange or unusual in Japanese, and like Japanese sushi it aims to give you small morsels packed with nutrition. Take these bite size news updates into battle against the technocracy! Stay informed, stay safe and stay free.
Rob Reiner is at it again! Although this time he's not making movies but soap boxes. These soap boxes are sturdy enough to support him and his fat head! Bell takes apart one of Reiner's most recent tweets. It seems the once great director has some strong words for a minority of people in America who are the only deplorable things standing in the way of a perfect liberal technocracy. Bell also talks about Twitter crusades in general and why they are ultimately futile. Then our guest Tron Phong joins us. He's the director of such classics as Zombie Bus, Zombie Bus 2, and She's Kinda Cute. The director is returning to his roots with a new zombie movie. However, the underlying message maybe too hot for the Hollywood thought police to handle. This message involves the current state of the pandemic and the options available to those still on the fence about taking a needle in the arm. Has the world gone goggle eyes and brain hungry. Brains . . . Braaaaains! Definitely not on Twitter! You can leave us a voice message at anchor.fm/bellhoward. Stay safe, stay sane and stay free.
Do people go on dates in North Korea? Do they have drive-ins, roller rinks and lovers lanes like we do in a version of America that doesn't exist anymore? Geezuz, my America sure is out of date! I need an upgrade. Good thing my young whipper snapper of a guest is here to teach me about dating in the 2020s. Byron Farthermore is a network security expert whose software company works with the US military. Mr. Farthermore has been in contact with a North Korean, who may or may not be a woman, and who may or may not be romantically interested in him. You just can't tell with these millennials! Stop drinking wheat grass! Anyway, Byron and his fellow keyboard jockeys are trying to help the resistance. But is he really in contact with some of North Korea's sexiest rebels or are they spies using him to get military secrets? Find out in this exciting episode of the Bell Howard Show!
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Would you let the government come to your door and take your flip-phone? Millions of Americans are now facing flip-phone seizure. According to leaked memos from the oval office, the plan is to faze out those little number padded clam shells and replace them with those tiny black mirrors or "smart phones". The government would rather you brandish a vaccine passport and a camera for sexting on dating apps than continue to use the flip-phone you've had since Obama was droning suckas in the desert. Just further proof that technocrats are actively contributing to the disintegration of authentic American culture. Darn them!
Today Bell talks to Darn Pickett. Proud Hillbilly, butter boy, and 3G network activists. He talks about the struggles his family has endured for over 20 years, keeping tradition alive while still trying to keep room on their land for cell towers. As he has emphatically proclaimed on Hillbilly message boards across the internet, "They will have to take my flip phone from my cold dead hand."
Also, Bell answers your questions about the future of Afganhistan and how the those dirty social media platforms fueled the rise of a certain group of bearded men that recently sent people running to the airport. Cue Louis Armstrong, montage of US presence in Afghanistan since 80s. And . . . cut!
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The Russians are at it again! Come to think of it, are they ever NOT at it? As our guest today explains, directed energy weapons (DEWs) are real and they are aimed at our diplomats and intelligence operatives. Are they going to aim them at average Americans next? Ray Lazerwolf is a weapons expert and worked as an intelligence agent in Europe towards the end of the cold war. He talks about his experiences in Northern Europe and being a target himself of this sinister technology. Also, a scary moment when Bell starts feeling strange and has to stop the show. Was it the Russians' microwave weapon or was it a relatives plov? You be the judge!
We've been sold a bill of goods over the years about the superiority of alien tech. "Ooh gotta reverse engineer me a spaceship!" Well, did you know that the only alien tech we get are the rejects? To find out more about how these intergalactically bad ideas are ruining our lives Bell talks to alien tech expert Jeter Bloomsbury. Also Bell has some big wedding news! Maybe 4th time's the charm (wink)!
People are going about success and personal development all wrong! In order to get better, healthier and yes richer, we should make things harder for ourselves. A lot harder. Enter Dan Payazzi, a digital marketing guru, who discovered that many millionaires and famous people once lived in their cars. Couldn't be simpler, right? Move into your car, make things uncomfortable and start seeing results! On today's episode Bell interviews Dan Payazzi and learns the secret to jump starting your dreams. Which is what you'll be doing a lot of when your battery dies and you're stuck in a no parking zone. Come on, believe in yourself!
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UFO sightings officially confirmed, plus the AI spirit of Henry Kissinger! We are on the
verge of the real apocalypse or the great reveal that is slated for 2030. What
will the future bring? Bell talks to the smartest AI ghost in the world, it's
the uploadable consciousness of the grand master of political chess himself, Henry Kissinger.
The AI Kissinger gives us some much needed insight into today's most pressing
geo-political issues.
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Bell is back. After a day and half trek in the Azerbaijan wilderness Bell finally found the television studio where he taped the first episode of The Rig. Freedom Island, Bell's former micro-nation / oil rig is no more but the show must go on. In today's episode Bell talks to Terrance Shitzen about the 2021 Oscars and how it was not only a train wreck and dumpster fire, but also had the smell of a toilet engulfed in flames. They also talk about the two Americas and how the elitism of Hollywood only results in bad movies. As Terrance explains there are movies for us and movies for them.
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Bell is somewhere in the mountains of Azerbaijan. The 3 day trek to the new studio, where Bell will be filming his new sitcom is quarantine enough say local authorities. Bell gives a little sneak peak about the new show 'The Rig' plus the continuation of his podcast and the guest he will have on. Stay safe, stay sane and stay tuned!
In the last episode of the Bell Howard Show we say goodbye to Freedom Island. Our dear micro-nation will probably fall back into the hands of drug traffickers, but whatever . . . Hopefully, Bell's story will continue in another form in the future. Thanks for listening, all three of you.
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Once you've been cancelled can you eventually be uncancelled? Some celebrities and Hollywood bigwigs are biting the bullet and going to re-education camps that promise to make them uncancellable. Think sensitivity training meets A Clockwork Orange. They call them ‘Thought Realignment Seminars’. But does this liberal brainwashing do us any good? If we all think the same way and react the same way to an insensitive 80s rom-com does that make us free or does it just make our brains prime real estate for left-wing fascism? Also Bell weighs in on Nancy Pelosi’s cringy comments on the George Floyd trial. Oh, that crazy aunt Nancy!
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Bell talks to legendary actor Christopher Walken about Bitcoin. Who better to talk to about cryptocurrency than the star of The Prophecy? Mr. Walken enlightens us about the blockchain and why it might be helpful to keep certain transactions from the prying eyes of the government. Then Bell talks to cryptocurrency billionaire Jas Kasper to find out whether or not his crypto wealth can buy him a soda at the corner store or if all those zeros in his digital wallet only mean he’s a billionaire in a virtual reality. Things get weird but that’s why we do this, folks!
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Billionaires be crazy! Am I right? The people that work for Lex Bezos may pee in bottles and suddenly collapse from exhaustion but that’s progress, people! Today Bell talks to Tina, a worker at one of the infamous fulfillment centers, and sorry pro union people, she’s happy! Also Bell talks about Bill Gates and his plan to dim the sun. Some people are freaking out about that too. Seriously, can’t a rich businessman try his crazy idea to pollute the earth’s atmosphere to create an artificial winter?
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A lot of rumors are circulating around the internet that the vaccine will turn us into zombies, but my guest today says its worse. It could turn us into Democrats! Professor Lisa Krust returns to the show to talk the Democrat Apocalypse and what to look for if indeed your DNA has been altered by the vaccine. Also we talk about Biden’s first press conference. If the leader of the free world stops in mid sentence to catch a quick nap you know we’re in trouble. Folks, never was a better time to get your own micro-nation.
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There is a crisis at the border. Does America risk it's security by giving asylum to hundreds of people fleeing violence? Amidst the hoards of refugees that cross the border everyday there are bound to be bad actors. My guest today says that now is not the time for open borders. Clint Kurtz, a Texan living in Mexico, says its not just a humanitarian crisis but it's a crisis of culture. He believes American culture will be fundamentally changed by this massive influx of immigrants and it will start with the entertainment industry. Not only our jobs but our television programs are threatened by unchecked borders and Mr. Kurtz is just one brave American trying to do something about it. Find out just how brave this man is on today's show.
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Talk radio legend and loveable crank, Tim North, calls in to discuss the COVID Relief Bill. It looks innocent enough, but Mr. North lifts up the proverbial carpet so we can watch the roaches scatter. A lot of shady socialist shenanigans going on. Dresses for boys, burkas for girls are just the tip of the iceberg. Can they really push these lefty policies past the American People? We may be down, but we’re not out. Listen to today’s show to get the real scoop on what the technocrats have planned for us!
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AI drives our cars, recommends videos and searches the web for us. But can it bring the funny? One comedy club owner believes AI is the future of live comedy and is engineering an AI bot that will make us laugh. Imagine a night at the improv with HAL from 2001. In this episode Bell gets his funny bone tickled by the HACCI 9000. Folks, make sure the aisles are safe, cause you'll be rolling in them.
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WARNING If your mind is easily blown then have a plastic bag handy! In this episode investigative journalist and astrologer Simon Spatz returns to give us the real scoop on Ted Cruz' failed attempt to flee to Cancun. The official story is he wanted to be a good dad and give his daughters some fun in the sun with their alleged friends. However, as Spatz points out, the real reason for the sneaky siesta was to get his wife a gift for Valentines Day. But even that is just scraping the surface. The truth involves, ghosts, and a division of the Deep State that is involved in collecting DNA samples. After you listen to this episode your friends will call you Exorcist because you're head will spin around and you will probably vomit. Again, have a plastic bag handy.
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Today's journalists on the side of the people or the technocrats that want to bring us down? It seems today's journalists are not the crusading heroes depicted in films like All the Presidents Men and Spotlight. Instead they have become the liberal school marms policing the internet and cracking down on offensive speech. Sure it's easier to call out a CEO for saying the "R-word" rather than shed light on shady dealings or unfair labor practices. But Jeez Louise would you grow a pair! In this episode Bell confronts one such journalist who still feels the urge to tattle on her fellow net denizens and make the world safe for technocracy. Thanks for listening.
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The Capital Building siege was just the beginning. The stage is now set for a intense stand off between Trump Nation and the defenders of the New Normal. Some watch with a tear magically suspended in the corner of their eye. Bell talks to one such man who laments the sudden militarization of his favorite holiday, Inauguration Day!
Also, were DC cops helping Trump Supporters getting into the Capital Building? According Bells guest, not only were they helping Pro Trumpers enter but they were giving them tours. As part of a fun insurrection simulation, Q-Tours provides the adventurous selfie seeker the chance to partake in the overthrowing of the deep state for a small fee. As Bell finds out, demonstrations are a big business.
This episode isn’t for the faint of heart, or the weak of bladder. Watch as our precious government institutions are discarded like a Styrofoam cup from a passing station wagon. We can only stand on the side of the road and shed a tear like a politically incorrect pro-football mascot.
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"Even your children will be smart." So says the pompous technocrats at the World Economic Forum. Thanks to them we will undergo The Great Reset, an economic overhaul of capitalism and the ushering of the 4th Industrial Revolution. As World Economic Forum's Klaus Schwab says, "The features of this 4th Industrial Revolution is that it doesn't change what we are doing, but it changes us."
Cyborgs, Terminators, smart children . . . you get the picture. Bell talks to the CEO of an Indian tech company who wants to bring this Great Reset about automatically with his Great Reset Button. Will Bell offer his oil rig, a bastion of liberty in this sea of technocratic nonsense, as a test site?
Also, Bell talks to a Trump supporter who was at the Capital Hill March last Wednesday. This man not only protested at the Capital Building but many other government buildings in the nations capital. He might be one of the most hardcore Trump supporters out there, or he might be someone with a bad sense of direction. Now is the winter of our discontent, folks, so you better bundle up!
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https://youtu.be/ER04dbt5p74“You’ll Own Nothing and You’ll be Happy”
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Amish YouTubers Unite! Levi, the Amish YouTuber calls in to talk about the trials and tribulations of being an Amish content creator. He creates videos on cow milking techniques in secret and everyday lives in fear that his Amish brothers will uncover his secret. Then the king of all content creators, Christopher Walken calls in to talk about a strange experience he had the night after Christmas. This one is hotter than hot-buttered-rum and with way fewer calories!
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Everyone loves Anthony Fauci, right? Not his brother! Eddy Fauci, the brother of the good doctor is here to set the record straight. Eddy also has a vaccine of his own and it's all natural. Plus, Bell examines Fauci's most recent comments on vaccinating Santa. Does the belief in Santa end in childhood or do we carry it with us through adulthood? The liberal technocracy that runs the planet seems to want to extend our childhood by perpetuating this perverse belief in a diabetic pajama man, whose gelatinous body allows him to slip down chimneys to invade our homes and deliver expensive appliances. This isn't a Christmas episode, but it kind of is!
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Is it worth having your own micronation without tortilla chips? Bell and Wes take desperate measures to substitute the delicious corn based snack to consume their soon-to-expire salsa surplus. Then Bell explores a Newsweek article about China's infiltration of American politics. As we find out, it goes much deeper than Twitter and reaches higher seats of power in our own government! Then to lighten the mood Doug Dimbles, political impressionist, phones in. But Bell discovers being an impressionist isn't just about making funny voices. Nothing is as it seems in this action packed episode filled with mystery and intrigue. Is the edge of your seat ready? Because your butt is going to be riding it all night long!
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China attacks! Sort of. Bell is paid a visit by two Chinese naval officers who woo Wes and fan the flames of revolution.
Bell also talks to the King of Dips himself Bud Rudd. Also Bell interviews the author of a recent article ranking the
100 happiest micronations in the world. Bell tries to reach out to the author and give her a chance to explain why she ranked
Freedom Island so low! An anonymous survey taken by certain members of the oil rig, reveals not all citizens of Bell's micronation
are happy. Is a civil war a'brewing? This is the most class conscious episode yet! Buckle up tight, this ones volatile!
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In this episode Bell explores the roles billionaires play in politics and shaping public opinion. With Charles Koch publicly declaring he wants to reach across the aisle and play nice with the Democrats, there seems to be a void to fill on the Libertarian Right, a large Darth Vader shaped void. Can Bell find a billionaire to take Chuck Koch's place. Enter Vilaff Pepshi, an Austrian fashion designer with a controversial take on the Corona Virus. Pepshi tries his best to enlist Bells help to head a new generation of influencers. Will Bell take the money and push the Austrian's anti-science agenda? Find out in todays episode! Buckle up kids, we're about to take the Pepshi challenge!
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The elections are over . . . or are they? Conspiracy theories abound. Bell talks to a man from Pennsylvania who claims he saw bus loads of secret Democrat Voters at an IHOP. Find out how the deep state is trafficking voters and destroying our democracy. Episode 16 also features your emails! Bell's got a deal for America and it includes a ceramic cigarette holder shaped like a bulldog. Join the fun on our little island of freedom. Check us out on Twitter: @thebellhoward and subscribe on YouTube. God bless our little micronation!
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Bell wins a contest and gets to have lunch with Hollywood icon Matt Damon. It's clear Bell wants to pitch his life story as an idea for a movie. While Matt mulls over whether or not he wants to take the lead role, the appletinis keep coming. Both men become inebriated and lose their sense of smell for apples only due to the wicked chemical composition that appletinis are known for. But after disaster strikes the restaurant the men must decide to continue negotiating or escape with their lives.
It's time to choose for Americans! Will the elections bring out the best or worst in us? Bell weighs in on what a Biden victory might mean for the lap-dog liberal media. Then the gold medalist in the Woke Olympics calls in and things get complicated. They always do. Find out why being openly racist might be the new 'woke'. Enjoy this early helping of Thanksgiving mash complete with gravy. Happy November people!
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What if Jack Torrance from The Shining was an Uber Driver? Bell weighs in on the gig economy and the coming of the Ubermensch. Presumably that's a mensch who has chosen danger as his vocation and for that Zarathustra will bury him with his own hands in lieu of health insurance. Also Bell talks to Michael Munch a gigging sandwich consultant and former independent contractor for The Company. You could say he's an Ubermunch! Remember to follow us on Twitter @thebellhoward and subscribe on YouTube.
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Is America going through a Medieval period? Again? Bell is interviewed for a segment on a BBC news program. It seems that supernatural forces are interfering in American politics. Also, Bell takes your calls and has to deal with awkward marriage proposal from an emotionally vulnerable fan. Then Bell talks to author Benjamin Bead about his new book, Give Me Feudalism or Give Me Death. It's getting Medieval up in here! As always there's only one way to fight the technocratic nonsense that threatens our planet: subscribe to this show!
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This episode is packed to the gills with action and information! First Bell finds himself face to face with a hostile group of Flat Earthers at Flat Fest 2020. Then the adventure continues in Mexico! Bell lands a spot on Mexico's biggest and most psychedelic podcast, The Jose Rogane Experience. While on a special diet of only uncooked plants and animals, Bell struggles to stay focused during a 16 hour podcast-athon. Finally Bell talks to Dusty the Clown and gets a new perspective on the incel phenomenon through the eyes of circus folk. Holy Cow this one is hotter than an Alabama Hootenanny!
The quest for true freedom continues! A Bell Howard flashback from 1989 relives a harrowing on air episode with a careless driver. Then Bell tries to hear out the other side on the evils of private property. Author Lea Rea calls in to discuss her views and her new book Private Property is Someone Else’ s Problem. Finally, country legend Sir Clay T. Avery joins the show to discuss his unlikely career in country music starting from landed gentry in England to the Halls of Nashville. It’s a story you don’t want to miss. Freedom Island Ahoy! Come ashore you land lubbers and get some free coffee!
This one's a corker! Hear Bell from an NPR interview from 1995 in a Bell Howard Flash Back! Then Bell reaches out to the ederly and checks in on Genine Ackerman and her cute little dog Sammy. Finally Bell's guest, author Michael Sean-Patrick O'Shaughnessy, talks to Bell about the cabal of Irish witches that run Hollywood. O’Shaughnessy has first hand knowledge of the very real and very powerful witches that decide what our children watch. Is it Halloween already?
Bell tackles the topic of racism in his conversation with the author of the new book White Telepathy. Also, Bell gives you his Cool Takes just in time for summer. Did you see the DNC or the RNC? Neither did we, but we have the highlights of each and Bell tells you which one had the biggest impact. This show is brought to you by Anchor and Horses on Ice!
In this episode Bell talks to his brother about his new podcast and the two share some scary childhood memories. Plus Bell reads your emails and discusses why Karens now haunt our urban landscape. Finally a new Trump tell-all is out: Tales from the Throne: Cleaning Trump's Golden Toilets by Manuel Fregar. Lots of spooky stories today, kids!
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Can schools reopen despite Science telling them not to? Bell discusses this hot button issue and comes to a startling revelation. Then Bell talks to professor Lisa Krust, whose new article examines why soy boy culture might be the downfall of America. Professor Krust also discusses how you can ween your own soyboy off soy and get him back to his ruddy, ruff and tumble pre-soy-self again. And guess what kids, producer Wes is back! This show is brought to you by Oakfield Firearm Suppresors and Sandy's Ham Sandwiches.
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Reopen or reclose? Bell recloses the studio after Wes returns and then suddenly falls ill. The new Trump biography causes Bell to reflect on his own upbringing. Then a surprise call from Michael Caine reveals the actor's grandson is trying to get into the rap game. Plus, Bell goes deep into conspiracy land with his in depth interview with an anonymous whistle blower who is ready to blow the lid off of a dark conspiracy brewing in our nation's capital. Is it Q-Anon or Stu-Anon? This explosive episode is brought to you by Boomer Games.
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In this episode Bell talks about Corona and whether a bee keeper suit would be of any help. Plus Bell gets his own micronation! Well, almost. Local real estate agent Cindy calls in to talk about a potential problem in securing the property for the would-be sovereing nation. Finally, Bell talks to Slavoj Zizek's mother, who has her own ideas about Liberal Democracy and appropriate bathroom reading. This show is brought to you by Adam's Secret Bras for Men.
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In this fun-packed show Bell weighs in on the AI debate. Plus, Bell addresses the controversy surrounding his grandfather, Rainard Cliffborn.
A sound recording was recently discovered that liberal yahoos claim is proof that Cliffborn was a eugenicist. Bell sets the
record straight with an in-depth analysis of that very recording. Then ESL singing legend and Croation Sensation Mikhael
Petrovididididitch stops by to reminisce about the old days when he and Bell were on the same cop show in the 80's called
Barracuda.
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Bell talks about the CHAZ! Is it a model of what a true autonomous society should look like? Also Bell talks to author Kenny DewHickey about his book "Defund Everything Now!" Then Bell takes your calls. Enter Bell's Autonomous Zone or the BAZ! This is real Libertarian Radio.
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Bell talks safe spaces and campus snowflakes. A man gets in hot water for claiming he's clown royalty. And finally the man, the myth, the legend, acclaimed professor and author Peter Jordanson is here to talk about his new book, Clean Your Room and Slay Your Dragon. What an action packed talk show!!!
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In this episode Bell opens up about his new bride, explains the power of positive thinking and the fourth dimension. Also we check out the media scoreboard and get a surprise call from "Traddy Cathy".
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