The Cellar with Camille & Heather: Recent Episodes
Camille Cochran& Heather Ahuja
Hosts Camille Cochran and Heather Hampton Ahuja invite you to their virtual happy hour at The Cellar where they discuss life, pop culture, true crime, wifedom, and friendship. At times inappropriate, sometimes snarky, but always interesting.
You can pick up a copy of Heather's book, Marina Girl, on Amazon here. Find more about Camille by visiting her blog, Keeping it Mille.
If you want some opinions on celebrities, we've got 'em on this episode! Heather spills all the tea about our girl crush JLo and Ben Affleck canoodling together again. Of course, there is mention of Bill & Miranda Gates and their divorce news. Camille makes a spot-on prediction regarding John Mulaney and the reason he's divorcing his wife. And no celebrity gossip show would be complete without a thoughtful and not the least but judgmental dissection of the Kardashians. Just kidding. We're very judgmental and it is what it is.
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The ladies are back from Holiday (that's what they're calling it) to ask and answer the hard hitting questions about retail returns, customer etiquette, and how does one smell like cat pee whilst shopping?
Heather's mom, Miss Livia, decides the Road Warrior Princess life is for her. How does Heather feel about her mother being a rolling stone? Camille and Heather discuss their mutual love of catcalls as they mature and their love of the television series, Schitt's Creek. Are they indeed, "A Little Bit Alexis?"
We discuss how to stay cute, or not, during the time of COVID, including purchasing matching lounge sets and getting your nails did.
The ladies try to bring the conversation back to men's fashion with Heather explaining the very intricate "ratchet system" that results in the making of the coveted "cotton baby". Camille talks about trying to have sexy time with your spouse after having a baby and it somehow involves hookers and zaddies.
What begins as a simple conversation about men's fashions turns into Camille conceding to Heather in an argument. Camille wants to trade mark a cosmetic procedure for her feet and have Dr. Dubrow and Dr. Nassif perform the "Brazilian Lip Lift". Heather then shares a unique memory when Camille helped give her foot confidence due to her "house feet". This episode is a wild ride, so grab your swamp water cocktail or your jalapeno margarita and strap in for a listen!
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The final episode in our Proust Questionnaire series answers the question, "Who are celebrity friends in your head?" Camille's list is made up of sarcastic "keep it real" types while Heather rounds out her list with a very diverse cast of characters.
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Exactly how naive was Camille in her younger days? Who is the "earthier" one of these two friends? And how many f*cks does Heather have left to give? Listen to our latest mini podcast for a dive into how we've changed as we've gotten older.
You want more random questions? We've got 'em. Heather is dying to know if Camille uses her most famous talent for a worthy cause and Camille picks Heather's brain about epic insults.
We continue our Heatherized Proust Questions (Camille still doesn't want to put her name on this mess) with "Would you ever be a swinger?"
There better be a cookie involved if your house smells like a cookie! In the third installment from the Proust series, we're complaining about smells, unoriginal wall stenciling, and our imaginary friend, Nancy Gail.
What lengths would YOU go to in order to avoid embarrassment? Would you jump out of a moving car? One of us did! Listen to our latest mini podcast for this hysterical story!
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First up in our Proust Questionnaire series, "If times got tough, what would the ideal strip club be like for you to work at (club name, what's your stripper name, describe your costume, and what's your signature pole dancing song)?" Camille’s natural “blessings” are gonna pay the bills with a little assistance from glittery black tassels. Meanwhile Heather thinks “deranged” is her ideal mystique for earning tips at the Peekaboo Factory.
The ladies continue their deep dive on the topic of cheating and both spill the strong tea about their past "Toxic Tom" relationships and the after affects. You'll find out if they were ever the cheater or just the cheatee.
Camille & Heather are back in the cellar to drink and discuss a very famous "entanglement", and we ask if micro cheating is a thing.
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We discuss current events and make sure everyone knows #BlackLivesMatter. Then we lighten the mood as Heather talks about being a reluctant author but a proud book writer, and Camille speaks of the romance genre and of Russian hat tricks.
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Getting a little murdery is not on brand for Camille, but she’s humoring Heather as they drink and discuss the engrossing true crime case of Ann Woodward, a glamorous 1950’s New York socialite who got away with murder.
Heather is very confused by her ancestry results while Camille just wants to be left alone while she feasts on a very unusual turkey drumstick.
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This week Camille & Heather are back in the cellar to drink and discuss how they met their husbands, Camille's unbelievable wedding dress bargain, and why Heather thinks her engagement is an urban legend.
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In the first episode, Camille Cochran and Heather Hampton Ahuja introduce themselves to the podcast world and wax nostalgic about when they met, their mutual love of New Kids on the Block (NKOTB) and talk apologies.
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We are two very silly ladies who met in 5th grade and after 30 years and 1700 miles, we're still friends. We're here to hopefully entertain you but we can guarantee at least an eye roll, a geez Louise, or "we gonna have to pray for Heather & Camille" ... because we always stay classy but keep it nasty.