LM, Episode 1099, 12/20/22, (Redo 390, 12/15/20), Dr. Pretty Boy, DDS

My wife, Twyla, and I went to our new dentist in Cincinnati this week.  She is really sweet with a great chairside manner, but you can tell Twyla is disappointed because she misses her old dentist, Dr. Pretty Boy, DDS.  My grandma recommended him to Twyla.  I go, “But, Grandma, you don’t have any teeth.”

She says, “No, but I have eyes and he’s easy on them.”

He is gorgeous.  The pictures in his office of him and his family look like the pictures that are in the frames when you buy them.

When we lived in Kansas City Twyla got her teeth cleaned so often, I was afraid he’d sand them off.  She says, “Not to worry, he also makes dentures.”

Once I said, “he’s not that pretty.”  The next day Twyla made me an appointment with the optometrist.

This Christmas Twyla made peanut brittle and she mailed it to all her female friends in Kansas CIty in hopes they’ll chip a tooth.  That way they can see Dr. Pretty Boy, DDS for Christmas.  

Take care and always remember laughter matters.