LM, Episode 1243, 5/17/23, (Remaster 225, 6/28/20), Paternity Test

At our family dinner this week, our daughter, Maggie, says, “I heard your Laughter Matters saying I have zero patience.”  

“Really, I would have hoped you’d have missed that one.”

Maggie’s husband, Justin, and I were at Walgreens a few years ago.  I told him I was going to buy an at home paternity test to make sure Maggie is my child.  He says, “Save your money.  She’s yours, she acts just like you.”

“Well, thank you Justin.”

Actually, Maggie, I’m sorry.  Justin is right, I’m to blame for your impatience, so hurry up and get over it..  

I’m returning to Wiley’s comedy club in Dayton this weekend.  Tickets are available for Friday and Saturday night at www.wileyscomedy.com.  Thank you for listening and always remember laughter matters.