During the Mission Improvable hiatus, I have been earning a buck here and there with promotions work. For anywhere between 17 and 25 dollars an hour, I will spread the good name and cheer of corporate conglomerate "Citibank" to the 9-5'ers of downtown Chicago. Perhaps you may find me talking about how important amino acids are to an exercise enthusiast, while I am not (clearly) in shape. Oh what's that you say, you can't stand those messy coffee makers, with their pods and their mess. Let me show you the latest baby Jesus of the Braun/Kraft hybrid Corp. I'm not bitching by any means, I love not having regular hours and not having to wear a suit to work. It's not the most secure way to live, but for now it works. Granted, I do have a sugar momma that takes care of me, and gall darn, can she cook! This summer is going to be a huge learning experience for me. It's a wonderful world, promotions, not the most prosperous, but the most fun. If you like standing in gay bars handing out Bacardi bandanas for 20 bucks an hour. Super!